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Should We Just Call Dog Breeds a Different Species?

Jamie found an amusing bit this morning on Scientific American where the author proposes that dog breeds are different species. Now some of you might recoil when you hear this suggestion, but if you read the article to see why he makes this suggestion I suspect you'll crack a smile and appreciate the elegance of the solution.

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  1. Dogism by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs. They can be big, small, tall, round, thin, with or without tails, brown, red, white, spotted, yellow, shaggy, short haired, long legged, squat, etc, etc, etc. There is a massive amount of variation on display within the dog family.

    But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier. They'll all roam about in their little packs, somehow instinctively knowing they they naturally should.

    And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

    Makes you think.

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    1. Re:Dogism by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 3, Funny

      And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Bah, I'd fuck a nice asian girl any day. What's your point?

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    2. Re:Dogism by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Reminds of a day spent on a waterfront last year, when I observed that though pigeons and seagulls would frolic in the same stretch of promenade, they didn't seem to acknowledge the existence of the other species. When I said to my friend, "Do you think birds can be racist?", she just looked at me funny.

    3. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs. They can be big, small, tall, round, thin, with or without tails, brown, red, white, spotted, yellow, shaggy, short haired, long legged, squat, etc, etc, etc. There is a massive amount of variation on display within the dog family.

      But despite it all, dogs know dogs. Upon seeing another, they'll wag their tails or bark for a rotweiller the same as they would for a terrier. They'll all roam about in their little packs, somehow instinctively knowing they they naturally should.

      And yet, if I have a man with different skin colour, or even simply different clothing, other men will consider his life worth less than even the smallest dog.

      Makes you think.

      Is it just too late at night, or does that sound like the start of the Lassie 2012 presidential election campaign? If you won, it'd be very bad news -- four dog years is barely seven months and the next campaign'd be kicking off -- we'd never have any time free of election adverts!

    4. Re:Dogism by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While I see what you're trying to say, you neglect to point out that dogs have a hierarchy just like any other social group. Yeah, it sucks and humans should be above that but it's there with the dogs you use as an example.

    5. Re:Dogism by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      They look the same in the end

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    6. Re:Dogism by frieko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but will you smell her butt?

      Wait, don't answer that.

    7. Re:Dogism by Jurily · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bah, I'd fuck a nice asian girl any day. What's your point?

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

    8. Re:Dogism by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Birds are racist. Conure flocks will exclude similar animals whose only real difference is a different-colored head.

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    9. Re:Dogism by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Social hierarchies in animals are just as dysfunctional as they are in humans. I saw some documentary where one of the younger dominant females kept taking food out of the mouth of one of the subordinates ones. It wasn't that she was particularly hungry because she got priority access to the best food. As far as anyone could tell she was doing because her status let her get away with it.

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    10. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sexist.

    11. Re:Dogism by Asic+Eng · · Score: 5, Funny
      What's your point?

      He's looking for a date, apparently.

    12. Re:Dogism by slugstone · · Score: 2, Funny

      And keep the airplanes from landing in the backyard.

    13. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You know what's funny? Dogs know dogs

      What's even funnier is that dogs know wolves.

      I'm lucky enough to volunteer at a wolf centre in southern England. At this time of year they're moulting like crazy and it's easy to pull of clumps of underfur from them.

      The fun starts if you give some to a dog owner and ask them to show it to their dogs.

      The last time I did that it made my friend's 4 dogs go nuts - one went very wide-eyed, another tried clambering over the guy to get it and the third begged for some. I've seen other reactions including frenzied barking and fear from other dogs.

      So it seems that despite most dogs never getting to see a wolf (at least here in the UK, we shot our last wolf in the late 1700s), they still know full well what one is.

      As an aside, dogs are amazingly different from wolves despite being 99.8% the same DNA wise. Only one season a year and permanent puppyhood - domestic dogs don't become adults, we've bred that out of them somehow. Wolves, on the other hand, change noticeably around 3 years of age. Dogs are also much, much better at picking up signals from people - and unlike wolves, they're always eager to please if bought up properly. A wolf'll only do something if it feels like it, or if it'll get something out of it!

      And an amusing anecdote to finish - we used to take our wolves out to county shows, as they're socialied and enjoyed meeting people. One morning at the Kent show we let the wolves into their mobile enclosure and they watched intently as some Rottweilers came over, along with their (big-mouthed) owners. The blokes were going on about how their dogs could "have" our wolves easily, yet both dogs cowered away when Duma, one of our soppier wolves with people, casually gazed at them, raised her lip soundlessly, showing impressive fangs. Those Rottweilers knew better than to come any closer, much to the chagrin of their owners!

    14. Re:Dogism by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several animals, mostly humans have a natural repulsion to different looks. The scientific explanation is it is our avoidance to disease be it mutation or infection. I think younger generations have had enough cultural exposure to the different human races that we don't instinctively think of them as mutations, but someone who has had no exposure when young probably has a strong instinctive response. I wonder why dogs don't?..

    15. Re:Dogism by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I do not want to write the obvious answer, I do not want to write the obvious answer, I have to get that mental picture out of my head...

      Why, why do you write about fucking asian girls in a thread about dogs, can you tell us? This is /., not SA!

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    16. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but will you smell her butt?

      Wait, don't answer that.

      Smell it? I'd lick it!

    17. Re:Dogism by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sure picked the right name. I dunno how many people I know who could engage in a philosophic discussion about the social implications and relative superiority of sniffing each others' butts.

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    18. Re:Dogism by SpeZek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hence the don't answer that.

    19. Re:Dogism by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder why dogs don't?

      My guess would be that dogs are less driven by visual inputs, and more by olfactory/pheremone stimulation. Dog breeds are highly varied in appearance, but since we humans are not driven by our olfactory senses to the same extent we are visually, we didn't bother to select for dog breeds that differed primarily by smell. In my experience, most dogs smell similar enough that I could tell they are a dog with my eyes closed, but not which breed.

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    20. Re:Dogism by pete_norm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nah! they are just desperate for sex...

    21. Re:Dogism by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only when the population pool is extremely small. I.E. within the same family (inbreeding). From what I understand, remarkably small population pools maintain genetic diversity very well. It's definitely sub-50 members, and I think it is actually in the teens but I'm too lazy to look it up.

      Basically, following the "second cousin" rule is about as big a pool as you need to preserve genetic diversity.

      I suspect the problem with Cheetahs may be the individual families are too spread out, and they don't intermingle, causing several generations of inbreeding. However, it can be restored with the introduction of just a few new lines.

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    22. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      because I AM a dog -
      that was me you saw fucking
      that asian chick in alt.bestiality

      she gives fantastic head, BTW

    23. Re:Dogism by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is the tequila for the chimp?

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    24. Re:Dogism by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think the chimp would need more than just a bottle of tequila...

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    25. Re:Dogism by cartman94501 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to fuck anything that moved, but then I thought, "Why limit myself?" Movement is overrated.

    26. Re:Dogism by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

      Actually, I consider mobility to be a deal breaker. It makes it easier for them to get away.

    27. Re:Dogism by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, skin color is NOT the factor it once was. It is behavior that really drives the wedges among people. Go to countries outside of the U.S. and you do not see that problem. And even within the U.S., when you meat a black man who wears "common clothes" (a polo/golf shirt and slacks, for example) and the reaction will be a lot different from the same man wearing ghetto-wear or "athletic attire." Why is that? Could it be we associate a particular style of dress and behavior with drugs, gangs, violence and the like?

      Take that a few steps in either direction and you will find it holds true most of the time. Ultimately, we are talking about the difference between friendly and unfriendly. Dogs behave quite similarly. Some dogs WILL attack other dogs. They WILL attack or kill each other over food. Even in family units it can be observed that, depending on the individual dog, a sire will kill his puppies if so inclined and given the opportunity. (It was a harsh reality that my brother had to face after his two little white jack russell terriers bred... the daddy dog became extremely aggressive and was constantly attacking the puppies... they got rid of him after he killed one.)

      It's nice that you paint this rosy picture of dogs. But it's not completely true or accurate. It's not the whole picture.

    28. Re:Dogism by Bertie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've no proof whatsoever, but to me it seems to happen in humans. When I think of people I know, the ones with diverse ethnic backgrounds are invariably taller than either of their parents and very often good-looking. Presumably this is because something like height is coded for on many different parts of the genome. And so if your father's small because of recessive gene a, and your mother's small because of recessive gene z, and you get a dominant A from your mother and a dominant Z from your father, then that's two fewer genes putting a ceiling on your height.

      Yes, I know this is trivialising an incredibly complicated issue, so hopefully somebody with more of a clue than me can weigh in with the knowledge here.

    29. Re:Dogism by neomunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sweet, the radios I planted in the wilderness tuned to Rush Limbaugh have succeeded in creating the first wolf-Republican hybrid!

      Now if I can just the the ostriches to pay attention to the Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel and Obama speeches, my dream of Wild Kingdom: DC edition will be near completion.

    30. Re:Dogism by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The social hierarchy of dogs is functional and aids in survival in the wild (well, more for wolves). The strongest one leads. With humans, it's all disfunctional social constructs.

      You don't think racism aids survival in uncivilized environments? Wow, and you wrong.

      Go look at prisons. In the face of clear violence and adversity, a member of a large enough genetic group can get protection and survival just by being a member of that group.

    31. Re:Dogism by nutshell42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, he's come to the right place.

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    32. Re:Dogism by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact you have it correctly; human brains are physically oriented towards sight while a dog's is oriented towards smell. They also have an organ for the detection of sex pheromones. Their ability to focus is less developed than ours, though they have far superior night vision. They have much less depth perception than humans due to the position of their eyes, but have much a much more directional sense of smell due to the design of their nose.

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    33. Re:Dogism by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Different species of parrot will mate. And dogs will mate with wolves or other canids.

      I think the author's argument was perfectly reasonable -- I've made the exact same argument myself over on EvCforum years back. Dogs should be considered what is known as a "ring species". The classic example of a ring species is the Larus gulls. The British L. argentatus can breed with the North American L. smithsonianus, which can breed with the east Siberian L. vegae, which can breed with the central Siberian L. vegae birulai, which can breed with the west siberian L. heuglini, which can breed with the Scandinavian L. fuscus. But the birds in Scandinavia can't breed with the birds in Britain.

      Ostensibly, ring species are rare, but scientists keep seem to be discovering that more and more species are, in fact, ring species, so I have to question how rare it really is. My Yellow-Headed Amazon parrot is part of a complex that could in some cases be described as a ring species, but is in general more of a taxonomic headache, shaped more like an interconnected mesh rather than a ring.

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    34. Re:Dogism by Roger+Wilcox · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, there's a Russian dude that's been domesticating foxes for half a century:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tame_Silver_Fox

      It is a very interesting project, actually. It only took 19 generations to produce a fox with behavioral traits roughly approximating those of a common domestic dog.

    35. Re:Dogism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Generally, our diets are more conducive to growing taller than our parents diets were (proteins, calcium, etc).

      Generally, we think young people look better.

    36. Re:Dogism by DinDaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Epifanny. The outside of the butt?

    37. Re:Dogism by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw a great segment on I think Discovery Channel about wolves vs dogs.

      First, a piece of meat was tied to a length of rope and placed in a cage. Both the dog and the wolf ( on the outside of the cage, of course) were able to pull the meat out using the length of the rope.

      Next, a piece of meat was tied to the rope, but the rope was then tied to the center of the cage, so no matter how hard the rope was pulled the meat would not move.

      After a few tugs the dog ran over to the humans and looked to them for help. The wolf spent longer tugging on the rope, but eventually gave up and walk away, not even acknowledging the humans standing nearby.

    38. Re:Dogism by euxneks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves. What's your point?

      Actually, I consider mobility to be a deal breaker. It makes it easier for them to get away.

      All of you are really creepy.

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    39. Re:Dogism by debrisslider · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Uncivilized, perhaps, but prisons can in no way be considered 'the wild.' Of all dysfunctional social constructs, prison systems are probably the most extreme. I'm not sure how 'natural' the banding together is; it could very well be an intentional de facto method of control, a somewhat self-regulating means of keeping an overall increase of violent behavior in check through both an internal policing of segregated groups through gang hierarchy and a means of directing violence along predictable fault lines, rather than a large amount of individual skirmishes. If the prison system didn't want these groups to exist, then they could get rid of them. Or, if it is determined to be too costly to change the status quo, then you must still admit that it is an artificial environment that is creating these conditions and hence these groupings can hardly be considered a 'natural state' akin to wolves in the wild.

      In any case, these groupings are more than skin deep; it is cultural similarities that tie them together more than the color of their skin, in many cases the culture being a preexisting condition through generations of gang hierarchy that extends from the streets to the prisons and vice-versa. Racial grouping in prisons is much more complex than simply being visually identified as a member of a race, though I'll grant the moot point that color is the most obvious indicator of the index of cultural, historical, and socio-economic similarities.

    40. Re:Dogism by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not really racism as much as territorial and tribalism. You have to introduce new birds slowly and occupy the time of the more aggressive birds so that they notice the others but don't bother themselves with them for a while. eventually, they will forget about it.

      Roosters are the males protecting the flock. That's why they are valuable even if your just raising layers. Your uncles scenario is more about pecking order and a threat to that order then anything racial or species related.

    41. Re:Dogism by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Funny

      Movement is overrated.

      Ah, a Victorian. How quaint.

    42. Re:Dogism by KillerBob · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do animals benefit from "hybrid vigor" like plants when the most dissimilar individuals of the same species mix?

      Dogs and cats do, yes. I don't have any frame of reference outside those species, but I imagine that they would, as well... from what I do know, though, mixed breed dogs/cats typically have stronger immune systems and are less prone to some of the other genetic problems that plague purebreeds.

      As a case in point... my dog is a cross... we're not entirely sure what her parentage is, but she bears a striking resemblance to a Harrier Hound. She's not pure, though... she's got some traits from an American Foxhound, and frequently gets mistaken for a Beagle... she's got about the same markings, but is bigger and taller. You can't really tell, though, unless you know the breeds, or you see her standing next to a Beagle (at which point you notice that she's about twice the size of one). All we know for sure, though, is that she's a cross-breed.

      The thing is, dogs in that family of breeds have a tendency to develop hip dysplasia ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_dysplasia_(canine) ). In spite of that, my dog has no signs of developing it. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen her get sick.

      Likewise, among house cats, there's a pronounced difference in the immune systems of cats who are cross-bred. It's hard to tell among cats, because most of them are cross-bred by now anyway, but pure-bred animals rarely live to the ripe old age of 20... by contrast, the only cat I ever had in my life who didn't live to that age was a tabby, who developped stomach cancer at 14. Even 14, though, is very old for some purebred cats.

      So yes. With my limited experience, I'd say that animals do experience "hybrid vigor". And probably for the same reason that plants experience it... they're a new biochemistry, new immune system, and the viruses and harmful bacteria* aren't adapted to it.

      * I say harmful bacteria, because as we all know, there's good bacteria, too. I read somewhere, but I can't remember where, that there's actually more bacteria cells than human cells in the average person....

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    43. Re:Dogism by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think dogs are generally more relaxed than humans. I have a big dog and he would play with all sorts of dogs big and small. He would also, bless his heart, protect the smaller dogs if they were being attacked by a bigger dog. When he was younger my dog loved playing with puppies - he'd let them charge him and would sort of knock them over gently with his muzzle and then eventually he would (I kid you not) fall over and roll on his back and let them pile on and "win" the fight.

      So he didn't have any problem with little guys, but there was this one little terrier on our morning walk that was very loud and aggressive. Normally my dog takes the attitude that these kind of yappy dogs are just insane and should be avoided. The terrier bit my dog a couple of different days - the second time on the end of the nose; his owner never had him on a leash or attempted to control him and seemed to think this was funny. This was stupid of both the owner and the dog - mine could have almost swallowed this thing in two bites - he could certainly have killed him with one bite. The third time the terrier tried it my dog just put his jaws around him and pushed him onto the ground and gave a gentle squeeze. The guy didn't think it was so funny anymore but his dog stopped being aggressive - guess he was smarter than his owner.

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    44. Re:Dogism by Wicked+Zen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some people here would fuck anything that moves.

      /me throws a burning acid-dipped cactus across #slashdot

      Augh! It burns!

      It burrrrrnnssssss........

    45. Re:Dogism by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 2, Funny

      To quote Steve Martin:

      "I learned about sex from watching dogs in the neighborhood ... the most important thing I learned was: never let go of the girl no matter how hard she tries to shake you off."

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    46. Re:Dogism by kingturkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      The concept you're referring to is hybrid vigor:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosis

    47. Re:Dogism by Retron · · Score: 2, Informative

      any idea where I can get some wolves fur to see the reaction of my dog?

      As you're in the UK, that's easier said than done. Wolf fur comes under CITIES legislation, which means it's technically illegal to send any without both parties owning CITIES certificates. Our wolves are registered under CITIES, but when I got some fur sent to me over a decade ago they weren't.

      Anyway, I'll see if anything can be done!

  2. News for nerds by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humorous take fails to be humorous.

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  3. I always thought the difference by peragrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    between race and species was species can't interbreed and produce viable offspring. So while small dogs and large dogs may be able to be divided, the line gets a lot fuzzier after that. So many years of cross breeding and inbreeding I don't think you can separate them beyond that.

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    1. Re:I always thought the difference by wjh31 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      thats generally a good definition of species, however it can break down.
      consider: 'species' A can breed with 'species' B, so are the same species, B can breed with C, so are the same species, so A and C are the same species via B, although A and C may not actually be able to breed. im fairly sure examples exist, but i cant cite any off the top of my head

    2. Re:I always thought the difference by MrMr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's an elaborate example:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species

    3. Re:I always thought the difference by Sique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This criterion works only with livings which actually interbreed. It won't work for parthenogenetic livings or for livings like bacteria.

      And even within sexual species it is problematic. Take dandelion (yes, this yellow flower) for example.

      According to your definition of a species there are hundreds of thousands of species within the "dandelion" (taraxacum) genus.

      Dandelion comes in three general types: A diploid one (with two sets of chromosoms), a triploid (with three sets of chromosoms) and a tetraploid one (four sets). If two diploid plants interbred, they have tetraploid offspring. If a tetraploid plant interbreeds with a diploid plant, they have triploid offspring. Triploid plants are infertile, they don't interbreed. Instead they generate triploid clones of themselves. Sometimes the number of chromosome sets is reduced to two in that process, generating diploid offspring, which then can interbreed with tetraploid and diploid plants. So the generation cycle is closed.

      All three formes exist in the same biotope. All three look the same. Dandelion is pretty adaptive with this generation cycle: You have diploid forms which remix genetic traits. You have tetraploid forms which help generating triploid forms, and you have the triploids, whose mutations are spread wide. If some of those mutations manage to survive for enough generations, they generate fertile forms for remix of the genetic pool.

      According to your definition each individual plant of triploid dandelion and his identical clones are a separate species, because they don't interbreed with any other dandelion. Also the tetraploid forms are separate species, because they don't generate fertile offspring. Only the diploid forms are able to generate fertile offspring at all!

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  4. So what we're saying is... by williamhb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Creationists claim the science doesn't provide thorough enough proof of evolution
    2) Evolutionary biologists should fudge their results to re-define something as being proof
    3) ???
    4) Profit
    Something makes me think this scheme would just give creationists a big stick labelled "evolutionists fudge their results; it's all a load of cobblers" to beat the biologists with.

    1. Re:So what we're saying is... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 5, Funny

      1) Creationists claim the science doesn't provide thorough enough proof of evolution
      2) Evolutionary biologists should fudge their results to re-define something as being proof
      3) ???
      4) Profit
      Something makes me think this scheme would just give creationists a big stick labelled "evolutionists fudge their results; it's all a load of cobblers" to beat the biologists with.

      If a Slashdot reader has evolved to the point where he has no sense of humour whatsoever and is therefore incapable of mating with female humans, does that make said Slashdot reader a new species?

      Something to ponder tonight.

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    2. Re:So what we're saying is... by maxume · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People that don't want to believe in evolution are hopeless anyway. What this does is move the discussion away from the details of biological classification towards facts that are more interesting when discussing evolution.

      The fact that we are rather different creatures from mice is notable, but a discussion of evolution doesn't depend on the factors we choose to use to make the distinction, it works just as well to consider organisms and populations that are or are not capable of reproducing without ascribing any further meaning to that fact.

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  5. Intelligent Design by rshol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just remember if you argue that dog breeds are different species, especially the case of the mastiff and chihuahua, or the teacup yorkie and newfoundland, these different species are verifiably the result of intelligent design. Selection was involved, but not natural selection.

    1. Re:Intelligent Design by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, and I take that first commandment very serious. I'd hate to have other Gods besides me.

      So every time those Jehova's Witnesses come by to talk about God, I'm delighted, I love talking about myself!

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  6. Biologists already use his criteria. by Ma8thew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Biologists already define a separate species as when two individuals cannot mate, be it due to genetics or mechanical or behavioural difficulties. The problem with dog breeds is that a Chihuahua can mate with a terrier, and a terrier can mate with a gun dog, and a gun dog can mate with the largest of dogs. Where would the author draw the line between species? There are a lot of cases like this in nature, and it is basically an arbitrary decision as to whether speciation has occurred. The whole premise of this article is essentially flawed, as it suggests that biologists have not already thought about these difficulties, when in fact this is basic pre-university biology.

    1. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, I've seen the offspring of a 4 kilo terrier and a 35 kilo labrador.

      Sure, the little bugger needed to get on the couch to get his groove on, but he still made it ;-)

      Puppies were the same size as dad after only a few weeks, didn't make him any less proud though...

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    2. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by debrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Defining species based on whether animals can breed is not a perfect definition. Fin and Blue whales have been known to breed, to form hybrid species, for example.

    3. Re:Biologists already use his criteria. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

        You're 17 degrees of separation out from her? That's sad. I'm at both 0 and 1. Once with her, once with one of her lesbian lovers. Well, it was in the same night, in the same bed.

          But, ewww. I hate it when someone says "When you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they've been with.". I've never slept with Billy Bob Thornton, but he did work the camera that night.

          Under some of the suggested logic, would that make me a superior species to you? :) I know it makes me a higher species than many Slashdot readers, where I don't live in my mother's basement, I have opportunities to copulate, and I have procreated.

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  7. No, but... by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just knew this article would include some comparison of Chihuahuas to some breed of large dog (in this case, Mastiffs). So I'm going to go ahead and make a similar comparison of a 600-pound caucasian female to a 110-pound asian male. The male may have just as much trouble with the process as does the Chihuahua, but we'll still call the result be a human. Similarly, we'll call the spawn of a Chihuahua and a Mastiff a dog. Because it looks like a dog and it barks.

  8. I don't even call them breeds by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever someone tells me they have a dog, I ask them what make it is. Try it, the reaction is brilliant.

    1. Re:I don't even call them breeds by ultramk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whenever someone tells me they have a dog, I ask them what make it is. Try it, the reaction is brilliant.

      You must be a scream at parties.

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  9. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by Morphine007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It Makes sense, there just defending their spices! So Barking is just Alien language, they're communicating their plans for world Domination with each other!

    The spice must flow?

  10. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by stillnotelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their plans for a world Dalmatian? This sounds pretty serious...

  11. Re:Is that why some Dogs fight, (War of the Worlds by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Funny

    sounds rather spotty ...

  12. Re:Dogs are not a species by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Back in the 1800s there was this idea that all living things could be grouped into a neat, consistent classification system. As it turns out, reality isn't tidily organized like a giant clock.

    There is a popular myth that it would be possible to list all taxonomic ranks. In reality there is an indeterminate number of ranks, as a taxonomist may invent a new rank at will, at any time, if he or she feels this is necessary. In doing so, there are some restrictions, which will vary with the Nomenclature Code which applies.

    The problem, then, is whether to quantify the whole ring as a single species (despite the fact that not all individuals can interbreed) or to classify each population as a distinct species (despite the fact that it can interbreed with its near neighbours). Ring species illustrate that the species concept is not as clear-cut as it is often thought to be.

  13. Re:Dogs are not a species by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Canis lupis is just a remarkably diverse species. Calling chihuahuas and wolves a different species is like calling Gary Coleman and Bao Xishun a different species. That is, completely ridiculous.

    Arguing over where the line is between species is pretty dumb anyway. Nature is not divided into nice neat categories like that.

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  14. And not entirely correct by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Informative

    When we observe Ring Species we are clearly catching mother nature red-handed in the act of speciation.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species

    These things are freaky:

                    A--B--C--D--E--F--G--A

    Members of a ring species can interbreed with their immediate neighbors, but not with distant neighbors halfway around the ring. (So in my diagrom, A can interbreed with B and G, but not C, D, E, or F. Sometimes the ring develops a break, and becomes a line:

                    A--B--C--D--E--F--G

    Then to have a speciation event, all you need is another break in the line:

                    A--B--C

                    E--F--G

    There are ring species comprised of small creatures who only live in a small range of elevation around the side of a mountain, so their habitat literally looks like a small ring. Two well timed avalanches could be enough.

    1. Re:And not entirely correct by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It gets even better.

      You cannot produce viable offspring with a chimpanzee. Neither could your great-great-great-grandparents produce viable offspring with that chimpanzee’s great-great-great-grandparents. But, go back enough generations, and your nth-great-grandparents gave birth to an individual whose far-distant offspring was that chimpanzee. Pick any other two organisms, and the same holds — it’s just that you have to go a little farther back in time to find the last common ancestor between, say, a squid and a butterfly.

      We are all members of a single ring species that encompasses all of life on Earth. It’s just that the ring is separated by time, rather than geography or physiology.

      And now you know the nutshell definition of the Theory of Evolution.

      Cheers,

      b&

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    2. Re:And not entirely correct by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except there is no (solid) evidence of that ever happening. We have a lot of variations within species, but we still haven't found any evidence of that n'th great grandpa that was father to both human and chimp lines.

      The point of the article was to make up a classification and apply it to dogs, so that they can suddenly stick that in the face of creationists and say "Nyah! Told you so! Haha loser!!!111eleven". It still doesn't fix the problem.

      In fact, it points out a further problem with using fossil records to identify ancestral links: palaentologists would probably classify different breeds of dog as different species, when in fact they are nothing more than minor variations (no matter how different they look, they are genetically minor variations) within the same species. Wolves and dogs would be a major variation, but even they are not as different as lions and tigers.

      We actually do have inter-species mating, and they do produce offspring. However any time this occurs, the offspring cannot re-produce. They are mules. This is one good way to tell that horses and donkeys are close, but definitely different species despite their similarities. They can even reproduce naturally, but the offspring is not viable. Mules cannot mate and produce more mules. Same with ligers, probably the coolest cat ever, and despite being bred for their magical properties they are still mules that cannot reproduce.

      Lastly, there are cases of chihuauas and mastifs reproducing. Just because it is highly unlikely, and very difficult, doesn't mean it is impossible or that it does not, in fact, happen. A better example would have been some sort of ring species that actually, you know, can't inter-breed except with close relatives. Dogs aint one 'o them, sorry.

      Frankly, the author is an idiot. He reminded me of a dumbass in high school who's brain was so fried with pot he'd think his ideas were brilliant, while everybody else just did a face-palm at his dumb comment. He even had the Beevus and Butthead laugh: "Huh huh, huh huh huh, huh huh, huh."

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    3. Re:And not entirely correct by localman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's no solid evidence that anything happened before we were born either. But you know, sometimes it gets a bit ridiculous to look at things that way.

      Cheers.

  15. Re:Starting a war by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Definite proof that cats are better than dogs.

    How many cats lead blind people?

  16. Re:Starting a war by confused+one · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many cats rescue injured people?

  17. Terminology of rejection by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is it rejecting a socially progressive idea is called "recoiling" while rejecting a socially conservative idea is referred to as a "knee jerk reaction"?

  18. Humans by Dracos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The author mentions that the varying dog breeds would be thought of as separate species if found in the fossil record, and that's probably true. There are paleontologists who argue about whether a certain small T. Rex fossil is a dwarf species or a juvenile. The hairs to be split can be quite thin.

    Given that, would the morphological differences between human populations constitute splitting Home Sapiens into separate species? I think not.

    The only thing this proposal will do is give the creationist/ID idiots another straw man argument: "scientists change things to justify their point of view!" The truth is, those morons are going to cling to their dogma not matter how much evidence piles up against it. We've seen it before: the Earth is flat; the Sun revolves around the Earth; Earth is 6000 years old; et cetera.

    Speciation is such a slow process that we can only see it in the simplest of organisms, such as algae or bacteria. But that's not good enough for them. They apparently want to see two chimps mate and produce a human (which is absurd), and proves that they refuse to understand the subject matter.

  19. Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push. Cause when you feed the trolls, the word gets around and you draw larger and larger numbers to be fed. Or in other words, one gets the impression that the refuters have an agenda of their own to push. Like the fine article, when one gets around to reading it, leaves behind.

    1. Re:Trolls by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps serious scientists should stick with doing science, rather than refuting creationists and others with ideological agendas to push. Cause when you feed the trolls, the word gets around and you draw larger and larger numbers to be fed.

      That's an interesting strategy.

      What if the trolls can do other things besides just make noise? What if they can get on your (future?) kids' school board and decide that your kids should be taught intelligent design and/or creationism as science?

      Do you think it's a good education? Do you think it's a good way to spend tax money? Do you want your kids' time spent on this?

      I think you're getting too used to Internet trolls and have forgotten how real-world trolls can make changes to society that you do not want.

      Here's a recommendation: listen to The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe. It's a great podcast, done by science nerds, about science and all the kooky beliefs that are at odds with science (creationism, alternative medicine, ESP, a broad grab-bag of topics, all entertaining). They will argue (much better than me) why considering what the trolls can do is important.

  20. Re:Starting a war by EdZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose you could build some sort of multi-feline interferometer, and interpret the varying frequency of their mewing according to their individual proximity to objects.
    Assuming you're reasonably confident not to be bumping into the ceiling or falling down holes, "how many cats can lead blind people" would be 3. 2 would lead to blind spots, 4 or more would provide redundant overlap.

  21. So, domestic turkeys aren't a species? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much longer before a chihuahua can't breed with *any* other dog currently listed as the same species? Won't it happen eventually?

    Domestic turkeys can't breed without human intervention - but they CAN breed with the help of humans, same as chihuahuas can (and have) been bred with large dogs when given a "helping hand" or "a leg up".

    There's no such thing as a "pure-bred dog" - every single so-called "pure breed" is a mutt. The kennel clubs perpetuate the myth of "pure blood lines" because there's $$$ and ego in doing so. It's not like you can't get a phony "pure-bred" registration for a dog - as an experiment, people even registered CATS as "pure-bred dogs." Time magazine published an expose on this a couple of decades ago - your "breeding papers" would be better used to toilet-train the puppy than as any sort of guarantee of anything. And no, nothing has changed in the intervening years ... it's still a crock of horse manure that promotes cruelty to animals, puppy mills, reinforcement of bad genes, etc.

  22. Re:Starting a war by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

        That's a bad bad idea.

        Everyone knows cats are covertly taking over the world. It's just a matter of time before they all get the signal, and the humans are either enslaved or killed.

        Sure, use 3 cats to guide a blind person. When the day comes, they'll lead him in front of a bus. When the bus stops because they just hit him, they'll kill all the occupants too. How else do you expect a cat to make a bus stop? :)

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  23. Re:Starting a war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you do not understand who is the "pet" in a human - cat relationship.

  24. Brilliant analogy by thirty-seven · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article:

    The claim [that the sort of speciation characterized by the repeated splitting of one species into two has never been observed] makes me think of the trial where a man was charged with biting off another man's ear in a bar fight. ... An eyewitness to the fracas took the stand. The defense attorney asked, "Did you actually see with your own eyes my client bite off the ear in question?" The witness said, "No." The attorney pounced: "So how can you be so sure that the defendant actually bit off the ear?" To which the witness replied, "I saw him spit it out." We have the fossils, the intermediate forms, the comparative anatomy, the genomic homologies - we've seen what evolution spits out.

    I think that's a great analogy.

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  25. Re:Dogs are not a species by artor3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point of the article is that for purely mechanical reasons big dogs can't interbreed with small dogs. From the definition of species - i.e. able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring they are a different species.

    But the sperm from one could fertilize the eggs of another. The fact that the mechanics don't work out is like claiming that neutering your pet makes it a new species.

  26. Species are being created all around us. Right now by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course this guy is just poking fun at creationists, but mislabelling dogs as species would really help. For that matter it wouldn't help if they really were separate species.

    1) Dog breeds may be a recent thing but nobody say them evolve either - it happended over a time longer than a human lifetime. If you're of a mind to deny these things then "I didn't see it with my own eyes" argument applies just as well here. Maybe God created Chihuahas and Great Danes. I slighty smarter creationist might complain that the selection pressure on most breeds was artificial.

    2) Much more to the point, there are genuine species all around us at every conceivable stage of speciation. Heading towards branching, during branching, immediately after branching, long after branching, etc.

    The best answer to a creationist who says "if it's true, why don't we see it?" is to ask "what is it you'd expect to see that isn't in fact all around you right now?!!". Anyone expecting to see Tigers bifuracte into furbys and unicorns in their own lifetime isn't worth trying to argue with, but anyone who realizes the timescale of evolution should realize that's not the case. The length of a human lifetime is so ridiculously short compared to the evolutionary timescales that we're essentially looking at snapshot of a movie.

    Think of it this way: earth is 4.5 x 10^9 years old. If you had a feature length 2 hr movie of the whole of earth's history shot at 60 frames per second, then the movie would have 432,000 frames, and each frame would still encompass over 10,000 years of history! (4.5 billion / 432,000). And yet these creationists are expecting to see a whole movie playing in their 100 year lifetime...

    So, realizing that our brief lifetime has doomed us to only be observing a snapshot of anything happening on an evolutionary timescale, the real question isn't why arn't we seeing it happen (trivial answer: your lifetime is too short, but rather if this is the movie of evolution we're caught in a still frame of, then what would you expect to see in this still frame? The answer of course is that you'd expect to see species caught at every stage of branching/speciation, which is exactly what we do see.

    1) Species accumulating genetic change, living in subpolulations, apparently heading for branching: too many to list, but including things like forest/plains elephants, dogs(!), humans (assuming the races don't in the future start interbreeding indiscriminately). Even things like lions/tigers can still interbreed so (whatever arbitrary labels you want to slap on them) are really pre-branch rather than post-branch, even if we understand the amount of interbreeding in the wild to be close to zero (although it does occur).

    2) Species that are essentially at the point of branching right now. A classic example might be horses/donkeys, which can still kind of interbreed, but not quite (their offspring, a mule, is sterile). Given that branching is more of a process than event (it's something that happens to populations, not individuals) there are many more less spectacular examples - I'd probably include some of those (technically) pre-brancing examples in this class.

    3) Species that are post-branch (can no longer interbreed, but are still genetically very close) : any species withing the same biological genus, familiy, etc. One's that branched more long ago are more genetically different corresponding to biological order, class, etc. For a specific example, how about oursellves and chimps still with 98% shared DNA and only a few million years after having branched from a common ancestor.

    So the still frame we're living in sure fits the bill - we see everying around us that we'd expect to see if species are created by branching from each other. OTOH if the creationists are right, and species are created by God then the number of species that exist along every conceivable degree of genetic difference (as opposed to isolated individual creations) is rather embarassing!

    Of course these discussions are endl

  27. Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Excellent comment. To dogs, smell is very important.

    The article is an example of the pseudo-science to which Slashdot editors often link. Those who play video games when they could be learning about the world cause themselves to live in ignorance.

    The article says, "... the only shot a male Chihuahua has with a female Mastiff involves..."

    The male Chihuahua would like to mate with the female Mastiff, but the female won't let him. Only that. The female will show that she recognizes that the Chihuahua is a dog. She just doesn't want to mate with him. They easily recognize that they are the same species. It's only the author who wrote the article to which Slashdot linked, and the Slashdot editor, who don't realize that.

    1. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article is an example of the pseudo-science to which Slashdot editors often link.

      You seriously think TFA was pseudoscience? I think you completely missed the point of it, then. The speciation of dogs angle was just a humorous mechanism the writer used to mount an attack on intelligent design advocates.

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    2. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But try a gedanken experiment here. Lets shoot all the dogs that aren't pure bred Mastiffs or pure bred Chihuahuas, and leave just the two groups, with exactly the genes they have now. Do they become two separate species because they can't naturally interbreed in the wild, or only if they couldn't crossbreed without human intervention, or what? You could imagine variations such as raising two different breeds on different islands for a few generations and letting them naturally diverge more if this makes it clearer. What are we defining as a species if the presence or absence of another species (humans in this case) determines whether another species (two types, supposedly both dogs) is really one species or two separate ones.
                Normally, we define species by whether the members can interbreed, not by other tests such as your idea that one member of the species recognizes the other as the same species. It's an interesting idea, and maybe we could even uses a simple term for it, but it's not the idea Biologists use. Nowadays, we assume the test for interbreeding is combining genes and getting offspring that can keep on reproducing for more generations. We don't count getting sterile offspring (Hence Horses and Donkeys are separate species. They reproduce together for one generation, but the resulting Mule is sterile. Presumably, Donkeys 'recognize Horses as the same species' when they mate, they are just wrong on that point.). Can the Mastiff and the Chihuahua reproduce for long enough term or just for a single generation? And what about one way operations? You may still be able to breed a female Mastiff with a male Chihuahua with human assistance, but what about the reverse? (Eeuucch!).

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    3. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interbreeding is a poor choice for drawing the species lines.

      Lions and Tigers can breed, and they are definitely different species.

      Different Family's maybe? A Cat will never breed with a Horse, for example...

    4. Re:Not Dogism. Just sexual rejection. by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those are all good examples of the problems with most simple definitions of "species". It's fairly common for intro biology classes (or textbooks) to go into these problems. There are many examples of what are sometimes called a "range species", in which nearby populations can interbreed, but more widely separated populations can't. There are a lot of example along shore lines, for obvious reasons.

      Dogs are often used as an example of a slightly different problem: nontransitivity of the "same species relation". Domestics dogs can interbred with both jackals and the common gray wolf and produce fertile offspring, so you might be tempted to classify them all as subspecies of a single species. But if you crossbreed jackals and wolves, the offspring are usually sterile, so they're different species.

      The lion/tiger case is an interesting problem. If you google for their hybrids, you'll find that whether or not the offspring are fertile depends on the sex of the parents and the sex of the offspring. The genetics is impressively complex.

      Actually, these cases are handled by biologists via a simple caveat: If two populations can be interbred, but in their natural environments they don't do so, they're considered different species. The interesting part of this to biologists is studying the mechanisms that keep the populations apart.

      One well-known case is that most North American ducks can interbreed, and the offspring are generally fetrile. So they're really all one species? No, because, although most hybrids are seen in the wild, they are exceedingly rare. The main separation mechanism is female selection. The males tend to approach any female duck during the spring+summer mating season, because they can't tell the females apart much better than we can (except for a few extreme cases like wood ducks). The females reject most of them, but accept the advances of males with the right color markings. Thus, a female mallard really wants to mate with a guy with a yellow beak and green neck (and the right wing bar), and a male without those colors is just too ugly to consider.

      The occasional hybrids in the wild are sorta difficult to study, though, and not much is known about how they happen. The most reasonable hypothesis ("guess") is that the female's color-specifying genes are somewhat defective, so she isn't very good at picking the right guy. But it's not easy to test such things, since you can't watch all the millions of wild ducks, and in your lab, they will mate (eventually).

      One fun example of problems with overly-simple definitions of "species" was from a bio prof who wrote on the board something like "Two individuals are the same species if they can mate and produce offspring." He asked the class what was wrong with this definition. I looked around, saw a lot of puzzled faces, and when nobody spoke up, I said what I thought was the obvious answer: "By that definition, you and I are different species." He and I were both male, so of course we could mate, but we couldn't produce any offspring at all. He just grinned, and went on with the lecture about other ways the term is defined, and the problems with all the definitions. I think I got a few brownie points for being able to point out the obvious problem with a definition you see all the time.

      But it's yet another example of why you have to be rather careful in how you phrase your definitions.

      And another "of course" is that the creationist crowd tends to pick their own definitions of "species", using definitions whose problems support their views.

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  28. TFA is far too bold by MaXintosh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA is laughably naÃve. They should be a different species? Oh, if only species were so cut and dry. People talk about species as if we're talking about the same thing, but the `distance` between polar bears and brown bears - considered different species - isn't as great as that between Reindeer and Caribou - considered the same species.

    The dirty little secret of biology - and I'm going to get kicked out of the biologist club for this - is that we've got no ****ing clue what a species is. Oh, sure, we go around naming them all the time, but we don't actually know what we're doing yet. One list counts up to 23 different way to recognize species (known as species concepts). Some of these are mutually exclusive! The author seems to like the Reproductive isolation species concept. But under that concept, the mallard on the east coast is a different species from the mallard on the west coast. But when does the mallard cease to be east and west? What about all those ducks in between? While there's no doubt that the east coast and west coast are functionally isolated, the point at which that ceases to be is very hazy.

    What about montane species? I'm thinking of Dall sheep, in particular. Geneflow (interbreeding) between sheep of non-ajoining mountain ranges is incredibly low, effectively zero. But I don't know anyone who'd make the argument that they're separate species.

    So then maybe the author wants to argue that they're separate morphotypes, and should be species on that account. What about isopods, where they have a greater diversity of form within species. Let's face it, every dog looks vaguely dog-ish. The same can't be said for some isopods, or species of insects!

    The truth is what is, and isn't, a species is currently nebulous, fuzzy, and wishy-washy. It may be that species, as an idea, don't exist. That wouldn't surprise me.

  29. Bad science by Improv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The definitions and frameworks we draw in science should not be based on utility in political struggles outside the scope of science. It is fine to struggle against those who are ignorant of and activist against science, but we should consider that a separate activity from the practice of science.

    We don't want the process of science to be even slightly defined as an opposition to some movement - allowing ourselves that would be to weaken what science-as-an-institution is trying to do.

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