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Aussie Government Offers $40M To Build a Bionic Eye
An anonymous reader writes "The Australian Government is keen to replicate the success of the Cochlear Implant (bionic ear) by throwing AU$50M (US$40M) of funding at the development of a bionic eye. Bionic eyes have been trialed with some success in the UK — with recipients able to detect senses of shape and space, but very little detail."
WANT
Wow, and a car that gets 100 MPG is only worth $10M. Someone may have their priorities mixed up.
Fortunately, I was already digging up Jaime Sommers' corpse for other uses.
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we need a brain interface for said eye which we already have. We call it a CCD camera.
They're using their grammar skills there.
$40 million USD over 4 years is tiny! Wouldn't it be better to structure it as some sort of X-prize or some sort of incentive system predicated on success? I know it's hard to convince people to pop in a bionic eye so some stranger can tweak it but coming up with some parameters that could be objectively measured without sticking it into someone's body might be doable. X-prize type challenges can trigger research efforts in multiples of the actual prize itself.
X-prize or not, $40 million USD over 4 years is not going to go very far.
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It's already possible to do really low quality artificial sight.
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/The+Seeing+Tongue-a078681631
As I see it, the main hurdle is just getting a eye hooked up with a decent amount of bandwidth (there are issues with power supply, nonrejection, et cetera, but those seem less difficult). The human brain is really good at creating interpreters for new inputs.
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For shame USA. Our 70's TV future predictions are not panning out. Looks like the first Bionic Man/Woman will be saying cheesy things like "G'day".
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you would have left after taxes?
Probably not worth the effort.
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My understanding has always been that doing things like eye transplants are currently impossible, because the eye directly integrates with the brain -- the retina blends into the optic nerve which blends into the brain. As Neal Stephenson said in Snow Crash (paraphrased horribly), if you look into someone's eyes, you're actually looking into their brain. Our current level of understanding and experience with neurobiology precludes brain transplants, which in turn precludes eye transplants.
Until we have that kind of knowledge, I don't see how any kind of eye replacement, whether via transplant or some kind of bionic prosthesis, will be possible. Of course, IANANB (I Am Not A Neurobiologist).
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I disagree. A bionic eye is worth much more than a car that gets 100mpg.
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1) Economical diesel cars already get close to that, so if car owners become really interested, it will be built without the need of a prize. If you go pure biodiesel you might even be able to meet the 200g/mile emissions requirement if it is a "net calculation".
2) A car that gets 100mpg from fossil fuels might end up a mere curiosity if we ever shift big time from fossil fuels to something else other than biofuels.
In contrast a working bionic eye is going to be useful for as long as humans (or other similar creatures) want eyes.
An efficient biofuel car is useful, but it by itself will not deal with the problem of starving out the poor - because as long as the rich are many times richer than the numerous poor, they can afford to pay a lot more to feed their cars so they wouldn't feel the pressure. It would likely need external regulation to make them care.
Here's some rough math:
Recommended energy per person: 2000 kcal = 8.36 megajoules
1 litre of vegetable oil = 34MJ - or about the daily energy allowance for 4 people.
1 litre of vegetable => approximately USD1.
How much would a rich (e.g. anyone who can afford a car) person be willing to pay per day to feed his car? USD2? If he can afford to pay more than 8 poor people, the 8 poor people are going to get less food assuming we don't keep converting forests to farmland.
Fixed that for you.
I dunno... sure we can rebuild him, but then that leads to the Bionic Woman, and we all know that inevitably means we'll have Fembots trying to take over the world... with their faces flipping off, and those freaky eyeballs on circuit board faces... Shudder!
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Assuming the nerve-electronic interface can be bridged, I would think a 12 Megapixel CCD meshed with modern autofocus (would prove an issue if another natural eye is involved) then fed through a configurable Neural network (similar to what the natural eye uses fyi) to feed the inpulses to the optic nerve. The trick is the small pacakeing required and low light issues, but the NN could learn with the new user (training via an externally hosted routine) then be 'frozen' in forward pass mode once the user is happy with the imaging?
We need Bionic Six and Robocop references to balance things out. And we've gone this long without a Borg reference, or someone demanding not only vision from bionic eyes but lasers? This isn't the Slashdot I know...
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If they could make it take up half my face and the eye part glow red like the Terminator, that would definitely be an added bonus.
Too bad the outlook on such a thing is that if it's invented it will only be long after I've died of old age. Stupid meat shelf life...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
...but the money will only be given if the eye can be used to watch where Aussies surf on the web.
Apparently we didn't have the technology.
...will I be able to fit 2 GPUs on it?
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man still has no depth perception.
According to the TV show it was suppose to be $6 Million for the entire man! No wonder it's taking so long.
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Isn't that 34 Million Dollars over budget, or is that in Aussie Dollars?
This proposal has a bit of a backstory to it.
Last year, the newly-elected Australian government held something called the "2020 summit". The idea was to bring together 1000 of Australia's "best and brightest" - think academics, businesspeople, a smattering of celebrities including Hugh Jackman and Cate Blanchett (for the arts subtrack) to discuss ideas for Australia;s future. After two days of discussion, they came up with a list of suggestions.
Unfortunately, the government didn't like most of them. Some of them were genuinely bad, but a lot the government didn't like because they would have required bullet-biting.. But to show that the whole exercise is worthwhile, the government has seized on the easy, cheap, uncontroversial tidbits and is promoting them heavily. Like this bionic eye.
While it won't be of much interest to Slashdot, another one likely to get publicized over the next little while is the proposal to build a research center to record the environmental expertise of the various Aboriginal peoples of Australia. Not that it's a bad idea, but it's the kind of thing that a government can do with pocket change.
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It's about goddamn time.
We have the biotech and computer tech to go almost full cyborg but the medical industry is still pissing around with procedures invented in the Middle Ages.
Remember how everybody blasted Christopher Reeve for doing the standing-up commercial? If we had seriously pursued medical bionics in the 90's he might have actually walked before he died. The fact that we still don't have the medical methods in place to do that really pisses me off...
Tissue regeneration and bionics is where medicine should be headed, and fast.
Don't they know? In the 70's it only cost $6M to build a whole bionic man. It has already been done!!!
Thx for the correction. Who re-built him?
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