Vicariously Tour the National Ignition Facility
Dave Bullock writes "The National Ignition Facility (NIF) has been discussed several times over the years on Slashdot and just recently fired all of its 192 lasers. LLNL scientists predict NIF will attain ignition (controlled nuclear explosion) in 2010. For now, take a look at the photos I shot of NIF for Wired.com when I toured it earlier this year."
I hope I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this: PIZZA NIF
Geez, how much does it take to keep all those sharks fed?
... am looking forward to our nuclear shark overlords.
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Um... wow. 'controlled nuclear explosion'?
I'm an utter layman - anyone care to explain why that shouldn't be shocking?
That's a long time to be chargin thah lazers
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Throughout the entire NIF facility, emergency shutdown panels listing the status of the laser (using both text and light) provide a level of safety for the hapless scientist or technician who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time before a firing of the lasers.
Well, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that it was thoughtful of them to provide a warning light before they turn it on... ;-)
I also hope they have a webcam, especially in that room with the giant tubes (lasers). When the portal storm finally starts I'd like to see those cool lasers ripping through walls, headcrabs, and hapless scientists before I'm turned into a zombie myself ;-)
... was to have missiles with frickin lasers attached to their warheads.
Don't cross the streams!
Smart naming, you can go a long way under such a guise and receive steady government funding.
That might explain why they carry on for decades without a sign of anything working.
I doubt they would survive under other name like '1000000 Jigawat laser experiment' or something similar, more crazy or more specific.
You know the economy is bad when even lasers are losing their jobs..
*Ba-dum-cha*
I also hope they have a webcam, especially in that room with the giant tubes (lasers).
Obviously, you would want to have a workstation positioned directly in the path of the lasers, but does it really need a webcam?
At least I hope it is when I go on mine in September.
In the words of Socrates - "I just drank what?"
A short video brought to you from those caring folks at Wired http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/10/video-podcast-6/
The process starts with a single laser diode. The output of that is split and amplified to make the 192 beams. Pretty amazing when you think about it.
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
That frightens me.
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Let me get this straight...they have this giant ignition facility but they don't have the giant ignition key to start it. Boy are they going to be embarrassed. I bet the president will be there and everything.
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Smart naming, you can go a long way under such a guise and receive steady government funding.
Would any Congressman vote for spending for a "Controlled Nuclear Explosion Facility?"
With "National Ignition Facility," they probably think that it has something to do with NASCAR, spark plugs or better fuel efficiency.
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I initially read the title as "Vicariously Tour the National Indignation Facility" and thought, "They have one of those?"
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Attention Wired: Look at how boston.com does it. They're doing it right. You're doing it wrong.
What is the US gov't's most recent acronym for boondoggle? NIF
Yet another "Aid for Dependent Physicists of the Cold War" program. Nuclear weapons are no longer anything more than engineering. Why do we have all these theoretical physicists on the payroll to make sure our bombs work? Just periodically refurbish the warheads by completely rebuilding them from pits to primaries, all we know they will work.
Think of all the better uses this money could have been put to....
I've always wondered what a place like that sounds like at the moment it goes off. Is everything so insulated you don't hear a thing? Or does everything shudder like when someone's blasting at a quarry a few miles away?
Not that this wasn't entirely predictable.
Firstly, because it's basically a way around the bans on testing fusion weapons.
Yeah, we'll sure be ready for the day when we get an enemy to sit still all day long while we fine tune 192 x ray lasers to fire all in sync at him.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
Because the first picture has something that resembles the experiment from half life 1.
How dangerous do the physics-nerds amongst you think this little gadget is: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.6830 ? From what I know, as long as it does not crack and I don't breathe the stuff, it's perfectly save to carry on on your keyring, but I like to triple-check in a case like this, mainly cause I don't fancy the thought of frying my crotch (or worse, destroying data on my thumb drive!). Sadly, I don't have a Geiger counter nor a way to test x-ray exposure (Bremsstrahlung..) so there is no way for me to actually check on this.
PS: It's awesome! Paired with a small Q5-based AAA flashlight on your keyring, you will never know how you were able to survive, before!