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Iran Tries To Pacify Protesters With Lord of The Rings Marathon
Iranian state television's Channel Two is playing a Lord of the Rings marathon in an attempt to keep people inside watching hobbits and not protesting in the streets. Normally, people in Tehran are treated to one or two Hollywood movies a week, but with recent events the government hopes that sitting through a nine-hour trilogy will take the fight out of most of the protesters. Perhaps this was not the best choice in films if you want your people not to believe that "even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
Bah, I didn't like those movies at all. If I was in Iran, I'd probably be so pissed off that they're showing me such garbage that I'd take to the streets and wreck at least a couple of cars.
Well, speaking for myself, I wanted to kill people on the exit from 2 out 3 of those movies, so this may not achieve the intended effect.
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Lord of the rings in the original farsi! Can someone tape it for me?
Where is my vo... Ooh! Legolas!
It's probably in pan-n-scan too.
JIHAD!
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"A day may come when the courage of men fails ... But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, men of ... Iran! Allahu Akbar!"
They should have showed 300 instead.
and scantily clad women.
You've said it!
You should see some of the new burqas and chadors they are shipping to the stores. Sexy as hell.
You can almost see the eyebrows.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
After they saw how they lost sleeper cell after sleeper cell here in the US:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist
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Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, religion destroys spirituality
Maybe the Iranians can figure out why Frodo didn't just ride the eagles to Mt. Doom in the first place.
This is my signature.
soid st egr.hyTa rsiugm usnin
Any questions?
their new hobbit overlord.
Oh wait! That's North Korea ... my bad!
Que Deus te de em dobro o que me desejas
[May God give you double that which you wish for me]
From what I've heard, most people voted for a Star Trek marathon, not LOTR. The Guardian Council denies anything is wrong with the vote count, despite the official count being 17 billion votes for LOTR vs -8 for Star Trek.
I wonder if this is going to cause any trouble...
One does not simply Jihad into Mordor.
Every observer called the election rigged, even some of the internal ones.
Russia has recognized the elections as fair.
In completely unrelated news, Russians have been campaigning for a return to the methods of Stalin. Not a joke.
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Calling it optimized is a bit much. Maybe it accidentally works better there, or something like that.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
Come on; it doesn't matter which U.S. state the film was made in; the point is it's all American media.
No country operates in a vaccuum. Period.
Well, except for Moonistan.
The enemies of Democracy are