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Japanese Creating "Super Tuna"

motherpusbucket writes "The Telegraph reports that Japanese scientists hope to be breeding a so-called 'Super Tuna' within the next decade or so. They have about 60% of the genome mapped and expect to finish it in the next couple months. The new breed will grow faster, taste good, have resistance to disease and will totally kick your ass if you cross them."

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  1. Obligatory..... by segedunum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have they bred them with frickin' laser beams though?

  2. Obligatory by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teenage Kanji Ninja Tuna

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  3. Monsanto of the Sea? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The article talks about targeting aquaculture farmers, but I suppose it is possible the genetically altered tuna could escape into the wild and breed with wild tuna. Assuming the genes will be patented like Monsanto does with seeds, will fishermen be sued for catching such cross bred tuna?

  4. Re:Cue that eco-maniacs by Lunoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Natural" tuna have had their genes altered through hundreds of years of breading.

    Tuna comes pre-breaded now? Talk about a time saver!

  5. Re:Obligatory by Lord+Fury · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teenage Kanji Ninja Tuna

    Teenage Kanji Ninja Tuna

    Teenage Kanji Ninja Tuna

    Heroes in my sandwich

    Tuna Power!

  6. Re:We 3 Tuna by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you advocating that people try to grow fish in their gardens?

  7. Re:Sashimi by 4181 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps developing tasty humans would address food and population issues simultaneously.