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Japanese Creating "Super Tuna"
motherpusbucket writes "The Telegraph reports that Japanese scientists hope to be breeding a so-called 'Super Tuna' within the next decade or so. They have about 60% of the genome mapped and expect to finish it in the next couple months. The new breed will grow faster, taste good, have resistance to disease and will totally kick your ass if you cross them."
Have they bred them with frickin' laser beams though?
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After reading all those articles about how the ocean would be depleted of fish, Tuna being one of my favorite fish I approve, now they need to make a super version of whatever Tuna eat.
Sounds like a good idea, rather then fish Tuna to extinction they're solving the problem by make better Tuna.
Now all we have to have to a bigass debate on slashdot about how this is going to make DRM zombie tunas while ignorantly forgetting the fact that "Natural" tuna have had their genes altered through hundreds of years of breading.. Basically like every other time DNA altering comes up in a story..
A modify the DNA so that few dozen Sharks Fins appear on the new fish.
Perhaps they could save the real thing from extinction.
Then again the 'Green Lobby' would rise up against 'Genetically Modified Fish' Sigh.
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I predict they will genetically enhance the necessary parts to incorporate them into the weird porn industry that thrives in Japan. After the tunas career is up they can still serve his enhanced parts as a rare delicacy in restaurants.
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As long as the ninja tuna are identified clearly so in the packaging, I whole-heartedly support this idea, but they should leave the wild tuna alone. I would even donate money to the Japanese if they would leave the wild tuna alone and create an artificial ocean with military protection so that the ninja tuna don't accidentally breed with wild tuna.
The article talks about targeting aquaculture farmers, but I suppose it is possible the genetically altered tuna could escape into the wild and breed with wild tuna. Assuming the genes will be patented like Monsanto does with seeds, will fishermen be sued for catching such cross bred tuna?
are they implying that the current tuna doesn't taste good? "The new breed will grow faster, taste good,"
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People have been altering the genetics of plants and animals for as long as we have practiced agriculture.
However, doing this with modern techniques can present incredible risks, possibly as large as the risks
we face from environmental damage. There are significant consequences to altering genomes of existing
creatures, and mostly, people would try to be as careful as possible. Most all of the changes we've made
have been exceedingly helpful.
But there are a few unavoidable truths:
1- Humans cannot contain nature indefinitely - so whatever we create will eventually enter the environment and compete with the existing species.
2- Genomes, the resulting organism, and the myriad interaction with other species, viruses, and environmental conditions
are far too complex for humans predict any outcome reliably. We are blindly stabbing at potentially world-changing effects.
3- "Monocultures" increase risk. Even if this program is wildly successful, and they create a huge supply of "perfect" Tuna - they will be a single species, and their success will be a risk - a single other species or virus could wipe them out.
We want to establish a complete aquaculture system that will produce fish that have good strength, are resistant to disease, grow quickly and taste delicious.
In many ways TFA sounds a lot like the mentality Monsanto has: make more food for more people with fewer resources. This is completely backwards, and will fail us in a devastating way long term. Food availability is the single most important factor that drives population growth. The solution we need is not to re-engineer nature to meet the demands of growing populations better, but rather to focus on moderating the needs of people to fit within a natural environment created over 2 billions years which we *cannot* recreate if we destroy it.
In the end, the environment we live in has much "momentum" and "power" to inflict damage to the human race than we have power to control and shift the natural world to our needs.
That last bit is likely not far from the truth. Tuna is already a kind of superfish- they're a red meat fish with fast-twitch muscles that allow them to swim at up to 60 MPH for some breeds.
If the Japanese try to improve on them, we're going to need steel nets to catch them as they end up with southern migration patterns around both S. America and Africa......
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May I be the first to welcome our new Tuna overloards...
No you may not.
May I be the first to say you can tune a filesystem but you can't tuna fish. Oh wait, someone beat me to it.
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Can't we start with something simpler and get some super yeast meant for beer!
What's next, A Tuna Christmas?
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This assumes, of course, that their research on tuna is less weird and unproductive(except of tasty food substances) than their "research" on whales.
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Even if it lowers the cost, it won't especially matter much, will it? You can't entirely remove tuna from the ecosystem as a consumer, and they get a lot of mercury in their diet, pass it along. Eastern little tuna are lower in mercury according to Wikipedia, but they're specifically mapping and going to be modifying bluefin tuna.
This doesn't terribly seem like the most sensible idea to invest large amounts of time and money in if it's just going to produce more fish that you can't safely consume greater amounts of. You've got mass lead poisonings coming out of China; in 10 or 20 years, will you get mass mercury poisonings thanks to Japan and this project?
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Sounds great, what could possibly go wrong?
Since this is Japan, we would need to be more worried about tentacles. Anything Japanese that has tentacles is bad, bad news for schoolgirls the world over.
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That sounds a little kinkier than necessary for the public internet.
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Which bands does it receive? Is it a superheterodyne tuna?
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Only if they're Hot Tuna.
Cross them?! Cross them with what? Other tuna species? Piranhas? Cmdr Taco?
Or, make them angry? Why would they be, err... angry, at anything?
Is that anything like We 3 Kings?
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Tampering with the genes of the tuna shall only create a monstrous and awesome tuna, and it will writhe and flip all over Tokyo, reducing it to rubble.
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that Green Peace had canned this line of research some time ago?
In many ways TFA sounds a lot like the mentality Monsanto has: make more food for more people with fewer resources. This is completely backwards, and will fail us in a devastating way long term. Food availability is the single most important factor that drives population growth.
Seriously, you do. I'm all in favor of trying to limit population growth, as the earth does have limited resources. Most of Europe has birthrates below replacement level, and I haven't heard of any food shortages over there. But you do realize how lack of food limits population growth right? It's not lower birth rates because people in some of the most food insecure nations of the world have the highest birthrates.
Starvation. Primarily of those too weak to defend themselves. That means small children, and often their mothers. Spend some time reading about what starvation does to the body sometime. It's a terrible way to die, and even if it weren't you're cheering for the death of children to stop the growth of population. How can you live with that?
The new breed will grow faster, taste good, have resistance to disease and will totally kick your ass if you cross them.
Uh, does jabbing them in the mouth with a barbed hook not count as "crossing them?" I don't think that's what the tuna fishermen would want.
Clive Cussler gave some reasons NOT to do this in his book "White Death."
Yes, it's fiction, but still....
Destroys the marine ecosystem through a fish monopoly, etc.
Enjoyable book, though.
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I suppose there's no logical reason they couldn't eventually figure out a way to modify the Tuna to be herbivores. The whole reason they have such high mercury levels is they're at the top of a relatively long ocean food chain. Mercury accumulated in higher level predators because they accumulate almost mercury what was in the bodies of whatever they eat, which have in turn accumulated all the mercury from that ever their food ate and so on.
Of course I have no idea if Tuna raise of soybeans and rice would taste nearly as good, and plenty of people prefer good taste to avoiding toxins.
Not me. Corporate food either tastes like shit, or has no taste at all. Compare a grocery store tomato (ripened with phosgene gas) to a home grown one. The one from the store tastes like cardboard, the one from the garden is delicious.
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So far there's on idiot down thread to turned this into "let's starve the masses to save the planet" but overall the response has been a lot more reasoned than I expected. Seems DNA altered Tuna is less threatening than DNA altered plants.
I'm drawing a blank, does anyone else have an idea why that would be?
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They're huge, they're incredibly fast, and they have tasty meat. In fact, their meat has some pretty amazing properties, for a fish. It's just that we're probably over-fishing them, which is why the Japanese want to breed a 'better' tuna. I prefer chicken-salad anyway.
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Will they demand the return of their fallen brethren who have already been processed into fast food?
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On the American side of the pond few Americans care or think GM is harmful. In Europe almost everyone abhors it. Its gotten bad enough that American grain aid to Dafur and other starving African areas sometimes rots in warehouses because the Euro advisors tell Africans the grainis poisonous.
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Yawn. Wake me when they have SuperBeef.
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So if regular tuna is 'chicken of the sea', what would this super tuna be? 'Ostriches of the sea?'
(Or if you go with PETA's metaphor of 'kittens of the sea', I guess these would be... cougars? Leopards?)
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Yep, the Japanese are exceedingly worried about a surge in the numbers of jellyfish. Super-colonies of ants on land. Genetically modified tuna and thousands of jellyfish by sea. I fear the human race is soon to be overwhelmed.
Our only hope is to pit ant against jellyfish and hope to convince the tuna that they should be on our side.
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Are you advocating that people try to grow fish in their gardens?
Scientists: We created a super strain of tuna that is better in every possible way. Can we release it into the ocean?
Environmentalists: No.
Scientists: Please?
Environmentalists: Will it take over existing species?
Scientists: Yes but it will also make it easier/cheaper to feed the world population.
Environmentalists: No.
Conservation sounds like a good idea and all but how sweet would it be if the ocean was full of super salmon and super tuna that had the qualities mentioned here? If we created a super fish that was a source of food for these larger fish and also reproduced extra fast we could theoretically get so much more of our food from the ocean.
People are always mentioning pollution from livestock farming. I don't know if this is actually a significant factor in global warming type concerns, but it would be interesting to know how much greener we would be if we farmed super tuna instead of cattle.
Even if more than a few species of fish went extinct, I say it would be worth it.
Instead of spending money on this kind of research, why don't they invest in policing their fishing fleets better so the existing Tuna stock won't be depleted in a few years?
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What the fuck kind of cardboard do they have where you live?
Or alternatively, what the fuck kind of store-bought tomatoes do they have where you live?
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but you can't tuna fish.
Hopefully they aren't to productive...
What could possible go wrong you ask? This could...
You call be parinoid, just wait and see, lol.
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Make them very small and dispense them like candy.
The kids will eat em up!
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Someone tell the Japanese we already HAVE "super tuna"... it's called a "whale", and the Japanese are harvesting them into extinction.
The Japanese could do a lot of good for the world's fisheries if they gave up fish for 1 hear, and hunted JELLYFISH.
Jellyfish are about all that is left of marine life, near the Japanese coast.
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Excellent Eel: zaps bad guys before turning them over to the authorities
Outrageous Octopus: with super suction cups that can be used to lift and hurl heavy objects
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Perhaps you meant ethylene, a relatively harmless compound that is emitted by ripening fruit and stimulates nearby cells to ripen more quickly. This is why it's recommended to ripen certain fruits and vegetables in paper bags (e.g. avocados.)
Phosgene is a chemical warfare agent from World War I. As sinister as some processed foods may be, I'm not sure they're to the point of using MWDs on our food yet...
Undoubtedly the first message from the Super Tuna Council will be:
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Give the super-tuna a taste for jellyfish and we are all set.
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Perhaps you meant ethylene, a relatively harmless compound. As sinister as some processed foods may be, I'm not sure they're to the point of using MWDs on our food yet...
From your source:
However, you're right. It is in fact ethylene, not phosgene. It's what makes apples turn brown after you cut them, and you can ripen a green tomato by putting it in a bag with cut up apples.
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Oh wait, tuna *FISH*! Uh..nevermind.
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Sandwich!? I want a Spicy SuperTuna Roll.
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I have read that they are also trying to turn this species into vegetarians (tuna are predators). There is a worry that the stock of feed fish they use could be impacted by large scale tuna farming. Supposedly, Scandinavians have been trying to do this (unsuccessfully) with salmon as well.
That sounds a little kinkier than necessary for the public internet.
In Canada we have no expectation of privacy on the internet, hence there is no "private internet".
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It also happens to smell just as bad coming out as it does going in: have you ever been in the bathroom when someone who has eaten a lot of tuna recently is taking a piss?
Releasing a "new improved" predator into an already overfished sea strikes me as absurdly dumb.
maybe they'll make a supertuna with spiciness built into it. i love me some spicy tuna rolls.
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In less than 50 years this "super" tuna will mate inter-species and the resultant "Godzilla" will come out from the sea and destroy Tokyo.
This will be a chance for them to bring back Godzilla for another round, but this time in IMAX-3D for the ultimate monster effects film with absolute minimalist plot.
Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's swimming and screaming.
It gripped her hand gently. 'Regret is for humans,' it said.
.... you know the rest....
For their crazy antics will either keep us entertained for thousands of years to come or they will be the end of us all.
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China is a MASSIVE mercury polluter. India is likely going to join that. Right now, about 1/2 of the mercury in the fish comes from China. Considering that China will accelerate the building of Coal plants, more will be added into to the oceans.
How about they make the tuna that does not sequester Mercury? That could save a LOT of lives.
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How did that get modded troll? Its spot on. The problem with new biotechnology isn't the logical scientific arguments that can be made against it. The problem is the emotional, irrational arguments that can be made repeatedly and loudly and with a few conspiracies thrown in for good measure. That's not to say that all arguments against it are total bullshit that a handful of clueless douchebags pulled out their asses one day, but by and large that is the case, and while it does indeed present potential dangers, the potential benefits are just phenomenal.
The fact is that every living organism is controlled by genes. Just like altering a computer's hardware and software also alters performance accordingly, sufficient genetic alteration to useful organisms could do damn near anything. Those endless possibilities are simply too good to pass up. It's just a shame that we've got to cut through so much popular bullshit about the subject.
ive been -1 troll plenty of times for not towing the party line like a good little slashbot
but i thought this line of thought was something many slashdotters would actually agree too
its pretty odd to find a partisan crowd of luddites with modpoints on this website. interesting
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Well, if its the Japanese are working on it, maybe we'll have a choice of getting tuna meat pink or baby blue.
Ethylene is a key component in Levinstein sulfur mustard, a chemical weapon agent.
Well... yes... in the same way that nitrogen is a key component in hydrogen cyanide, a chemical weapon agent. Or how oxygen is a key component in Sarin, a chemical weapon agent.
Despite that, ethylene, nitrogen, and oxygen remain relatively harmless.
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Coincidence. This very same week scientists from SPANISH INSTITUTE OF OCEANOGRAPHY IEO have succeed in getting millions of Red tuna eggs from same "generation" (I don't know the exact term in english, sorry) Difference between previous attemps being in the low number of eggs til now.
... Scientists have inducted hormones to the tuna and have gotten those 5 million eggs between monday and wednesday this week. They are starting the next phase of the project wich is about developing those larva...
Aprox. translation from El Pais news
"A team of scientifics from IEO has gotten several red tuna (Thunnus thynnus) lays of about 5 million eggs each...
Very very good news for sushi lovers (me myself!!) but BETTER news for one of the most overexploitted fish on the sea.
...from its metabolism ?
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Peaceful protesting is one thing, but I think it's a little unnecessary to start catching the Japanese in steel nets.