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uSocial Sells Twitter Followers By the Thousand

bfire writes to tell us that marketing firm uSocial has decided to apply a new monetization scheme to the Twitter service by providing packages of followers for purchase. "According to the firm, a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 a month. It is selling followers in various packages, starting at 1,000 for $87, which is delivered in seven days, and going all the way up to 100,000 followers at a cost of $3,479, delivered over a year." This is just the latest in a number of different exploits and problems of the Twitter universe as individuals try to subvert a popular tool into a self-serving device.

118 comments

  1. What is this twitter btw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is actually this twitter thing?

    1. Re:What is this twitter btw? by SanguineV · · Score: 1

      A good (and amusing) summary can be found here.

    2. Re:What is this twitter btw? by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:What is this twitter btw? by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least someone said it to the masses. The 'A-List' twits are Narcissistic to the core. I'll admit that in some very specific circumstances, it could be a useful tool, but only in the fact that it mimics a crippled IM client. I'm talking about live blogging/chat sessions about breaking news and such. In all other cases, it's pretty much a total waste of time and energy not to put too fine a point on it. These folks are either desperate for recognition of any sort, or they simply live such boring lives that they need to gain followers to validate their mundane existence.

      What shocked me is that some of my friends actually wanted me to join twitter. Yeah, I'm a techie geek with the best of them, but I really see no need to known that someone's toilet paper is too abrasive, or that the traffic driving home sucks. Are people's lives really so empty that they need to feel 'followed' for validation?

    4. Re:What is this twitter btw? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's a long-standing Slashdot troll, known for rabidly anti-MS (always spelt M$) posts and operating a dozen or so sockpuppet accounts. Apparently there's some social networking / microblogging thingy named after him too.

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    5. Re:What is this twitter btw? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      What is actually this twitter thing?

      From the name I would guess that it's a social site for twits.

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    6. Re:What is this twitter btw? by statemachine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are any of your friends ones that you don't see regularly? Maybe they just simply want to keep up with you.

    7. Re:What is this twitter btw? by $1uck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know about you I'm interested in knowing if the traffic sucks. Maybe I can find a different way home. I'm interested to know when my friends from out of town/out of state are coming to town. Posting to twitter is a lot easier than emailing/im'ing twenty different people. It also means when you post something it's going out to only those people who actually are interested in seeing it. I think your thoughts about why other people use twitter is more telling about you as a person than anything else really. Why do you need to disparage the tools of others? what kind of person needs that sort of validation?

    8. Re:What is this twitter btw? by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you really need to tell 20 people that traffic sucks? I can't think of a single person that woudl find that relevant unless an accident happened right outside of the work parking lot. How many drive the exact same way home as you? In addition, if I'm that interested in traffic, I just look at the GPS.

      As to your travel plans, if they were good friends, they would either know you were going out of town, or if they were coming in to town they would actually pick up the phone and call you. I can't think of a single time when a friend was visiting and I didn't know weeks in advance due to a phone call. What kind of friend would just drop a tweet to you while in town on the off chance you might see it? They would pick up the phone and call.

    9. Re:What is this twitter btw? by dave1791 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For that, things like Facebook are better; not for technical, but cultural reasons. On FB, people tend to give fewer â" but more weighty - updates than on twitter. This means that the 70 or so friends and family I'm tracking are not spamming that they are now having a cup of coffee and now eating lunch and now taking a dump. Whenever some twit starts feeding his twittering into FB and spamming all over the place, I filter him out.

    10. Re:What is this twitter btw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think those were the earlier days of twitter. There is a trend towards more useful tweets. People will start to "unfollow" you if you micro-blog to such extent.

    11. Re:What is this twitter btw? by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you are so angry about this. If it is something that others (by the millions) find useful or entertaining why does it bother you so?

    12. Re:What is this twitter btw? by DJRumpy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I never said I was angry. I do think it's a waste of time and resources.

    13. Re:What is this twitter btw? by greentshirt · · Score: 0, Troll

      You didn't have to say you are angry, it's apparent in your post(s).

    14. Re:What is this twitter btw? by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And this is what's wrong with the twitter crowd. You assume you can determine someone's mood just from a few lines of text. You have imaginary relationships with people which mean pretty much nothing. I would imagine most followers who aren't already friends or family will probably never meet you and they will know nothing about you other than what you tell them in a few lines of text.

      It's all just a sort of make believe friendship. I have quite a few social networking accounts outside of twitter. People who 'add' me as a friend mean pretty much nothing and they are taken at face value. I will probably never meet those people, and other than the occasional e-mail, they rate right up there with 'acquaintance'. They are unimportant in my life. If I happen to actually meet some acquaintance in real life, then they have the possibility of becoming an actual friend. My real friends however, are important, they matter, and I actually socialize with them in the real world on a regular basis. I learn things about them just by hanging around with them, and that's the way a friendship should work.

    15. Re:What is this twitter btw? by greentshirt · · Score: 0, Troll

      Clearly I also matter to you (as does my opinion on your obvious emotional attachment to this issue) - it is apparent by your huge wall of text. My point still stands: why get all riled up if many people are enjoying it?

    16. Re:What is this twitter btw? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Unless you hadn't noticed, this IS a discussion thread in a forum. I happen to have today off. I'm not 'screaming', 'raging', or anything of the sort. You responded to a post and I'm responding to you. Your stating that I'm somehow emotional about this. I'm responding to that accusation.

    17. Re:What is this twitter btw? by greentshirt · · Score: 1

      And Twitter IS a microblogging site... full of random tweets on peoples lives. You do not have to read it or subscribe so I don't understand the fierceness of your opposition to it.

    18. Re:What is this twitter btw? by Doggabone · · Score: 1

      And this is what's wrong with the twitter crowd.

      And this is what's wrong with your assumptions - there isn't "a" Twitter crowd. It's used by many types of people in many ways. For me, it's useful because it's connected to my phone. As far as I'm concerned, it's my phone's text messaging, attached to a megaphone. The system is rapid, and succinct. My real friends and I have real lives, we update the group about whatever - plans, the ongoing day, delays - and as a result we spend more time hanging out than we do trying to figure out where to meet or who's having a shit day, etc.

      I've got friends who are repulsed by Twitter, as well. They're usually harder to get a hold of (types who turn off their phone, or don't check their messages/e-mails), and so they're a little out of the loop. They spend less time hanging out with friends, and more time complaining that hanging out with friends is the only way to communicate with friends. They overlook what the tool is good for, and only look at what the tool is bad for. Twitter's a "group-speak" system - it works well for that, better than Facebook or IM do. On the other hand, it's shite for one-to-one communication.

      It's just a hammer. You build a shitty house, that's your fault; not the hammer's.

    19. Re:What is this twitter btw? by jrade · · Score: 1

      I see both sides of the argument. I do not Twitter and only Facebook-ed in college. I am busy with two young children and a house that needs work, so I guess I do not have a choice. If I was single, I would probably still be on Facebook, but would NOT Twitter since my two best friends do not Twitter.

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  2. Interesting business stratagy by lee1026 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Essentially, what they do is they recommend people to subscribe to certain feeds, and then charges the feeds for it. Not entirely a bad idea. What is unknown here is how in the world they actually plan to get people to actually subscribe to those feeds. In the worst case, they have a bunch of sock puppet accounts.

    1. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      One day those sock puppet accounts will become self aware. We'd all be in mortal peril, except they'll be stymied by somehow stumbling across craigslist personals, and a mobius of spam will cause the system to be erased from the timeline.

    2. Re:Interesting business stratagy by wisty · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do they also sell gmail invites? I think I have a few of those under the mattress.

    3. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Punto · · Score: 1

      how in the world they actually plan to get people to actually subscribe to those feeds

      by sharing some of that $.1 they charge with them?

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    4. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      One day those sock puppet accounts will become self aware.

      It's already happened.

    5. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so thats where twitter went!

    6. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 3, Funny

      What I don't get is who came up with this metric that a Twitter follower is worth 10 cents. I just don't believe it.

    7. Re:Interesting business stratagy by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, where's MY ten cents?

    8. Re:Interesting business stratagy by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      that too

  3. So what? by onion2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The service that uSocial are offering is neither an exploit nor a problem. They're not spamming anyone - they're just letting people have access to a pool of people open to "following back" and taking a fee. It's a total waste of money buying in because the sort of people who'll follow everyone and care about the number of followers they have are generally idiots, but it's not really anything to worry about.

    1. Re:So what? by patro · · Score: 1

      It's a total waste of money buying in

      There are lots of narcistic people in the world and they may pay for all those fans who follow their precious self.

    2. Re:So what? by nem75 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a total waste of money buying in because the sort of people who'll follow everyone and care about the number of followers they have are generally idiots

      So is it really a waste then? Presuming that someone who pays to get followers is trying to sell something in turn, this might not be such a waste. Sure, the followers would be idiots. And fool ... money ... soon to part - I guess you see what I'm getting at.

    3. Re:So what? by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a problem because it will be used for search engine spamming, with the result that free speech such as we're seeing out of Iran that makes use of Twitter to spread itself gets lowered search rankings by association when the search engines react to the new source of spam.

    4. Re:So what? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if anyone is an idiot or not. They're making money.

    5. Re:So what? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm as worried about this uSocial crap destroying Twitter as I am someone running over Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. In fact, I'd view it as equally good news should any of those things happen.

    6. Re:So what? by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All links on twitter are marked "nofollow" anyway - so I don't think that makes it a problem for search engines...

      I think that the problem is related to the weight of validity you associate with what someone says, and how many people are following them. If someone has lots of followers, it seems like a good indication that they are worth listening to - but it doesn't take much reading to work out whether this is the case or not... and I guess usually on twitter it is not!

    7. Re:So what? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... because nothing says "loser" so much as "I'll pay you to be my friend."

      The median twitter user makes one post, then abandons the account.

    8. Re:So what? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      But then they can afford a bigger car. Then there will be another idiot on the road in a big car, and it will matter to the rest of us.

    9. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm as worried about this uSocial crap destroying Twitter as I am someone running over Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. In fact, I'd view it as equally good news should any of those things happen.

      What a coincidence - I was just speaking with Pat and God and they said the same thing about you. They did agree that if Phelps slipped under a bus, they wouldn't be too upset.

    10. Re:So what? by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Idiots with money. Isn't it what it's all about? The point is getting people to buy what you tweet about. Having enough followers can be worth money. So with enough followers your tweet can go something like "gee, I'm stuck in LA traffic again. But my new Lexus makes it so much more pleasant." Lexus get also the tweet and sends you $5.00 for the publicity.

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    11. Re:So what? by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      That's not showing the entire story. Just like the 90-9-1 rule, most people using Twitter are reading others, you don't need to even make that first post to accomplish that, but most typically try anyway as the sign-up process walks you through it.

      What they don't realize is you don't need to make an account to read either. Many of my friends follow me via email and RSS instead of via their own Twitter account. And of those with Twitter accounts, most don't update daily, but only when they have something interesting going on.

      There was another article about how many people don't "return" to Twitter--not realizing many use it via their phones/SMS, 3rd party apps, etc.

      Think of Twitter more like SMS, it's a service which works with multiple tools that people can use for communication in whatever way they want. Just like everywhere else, more read than write.

    12. Re:So what? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      The median twitter user [itnews.com.au] makes one post, then abandons the account.

      I did that on purpose.

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    13. Re:So what? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yup. That's me. I just signed up and spammed a single post to get a free app as part of MacHeist. I'll be a whole bunch of people did this.

      I logged in a couple of months to see if anything was up with the account, but nothing was.

      For me, I'd probably put the effort into a facebook page for my friends, rather than the occasional blurt.

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    14. Re:So what? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's a total waste of money buying in because the sort of people who'll follow everyone and care about the number of followers they have are generally idiots

      Those people are the best targets for marketing campaigns.

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  4. Hurray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was rather hoping for this fad to die

  5. The true price! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SO now we know what the current price of a twit is!

    10 cents a month.

    1. Re:The true price! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I'd do it, if I had some company tell me that all I had to do was get a twitter account or ten and follow who they said to follow and stop following those they said with those dummy account and I would get $0.05 per account per leader. I would do it.

      I don't even use twitter at all.

  6. What good is it... by JerryP · · Score: 1

    ...to have a thousand chinese goldfarmers following my tweets?

    I can see someone paying money to have followers in a certain target demographics, but only buying followers from the internet at large does not seem to make sense...

  7. what's use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if followed by a huge number of ppl who don't really care much about u, just ignore ur tweets, what's use for the money?

  8. okay by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    so who's the tool and what's the device?

  9. Re:Interesting business stratagy[sic] by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0, Troll

    they recommend people to subscribe to certain feeds, and then charges the feeds for it. Not entirely a bad idea.

    If it serves to hasten the demise of Twitter, it's a great idea. Maybe the sheeple can go find something more worthwhile to do than go "Baaaa! Baaa!" at each other instead. But I guess it would be stupid to underestimate the inanity of people in large numbers...

  10. And Then.. by upto0013 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And then, Candi Nipson the Twitter porn spammer has 100,000 followers.

  11. yFollow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    uSocial?

    iWon't.

    Burma Shave!

  12. Ummm... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't get it, is that like paying people to be your friend?

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    1. Re:Ummm... by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It sounds like it's closer to paying people to be your groupie, since it's not an equal peer-peer relationship.

    2. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, it's like paying people to pretend to be your pretend friend.

    3. Re:Ummm... by feepness · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, is that like paying people to be your friend?

      Yeah, but the fraternity system is already saturated...

    4. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, more like paying someone else to get some idiot who doesn't see a cent to become your friend.

      Wait, that sounds a lot like a dating service....

    5. Re:Ummm... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

      A dating service for imaginary friends! How... fucked up actualy.

    6. Re:Ummm... by selven · · Score: 1

      Because if you square them they become enemies.

    7. Re:Ummm... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Whatever, my Twitter account is pretty bare now. I'll take 10 cents a month to follow (and ignore) people.

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    8. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was thinking. What's to stop me from making a hundred accounts... even just "asdfasdf####" and increment the number every time... and signing each of those up to 'follow' someone. It's worth $10 a month, and I never log into any of those accounts ever again.

      I can't remember though... I think you need a unique email address for every account. In that case, I have a domain name... I throw a catch-all on it (currently I don't bother having one), have them send the email to asdfasdf####@example.com, and then disable the catch-all once they're all created.

      So yeah... this seems seriously exploitable.

      And if they want an active twitter account? Surely there's got to be an app out there to post to multiple twitter accounts at once. Just post "yet another week" every monday or something.

  13. How will it continue? by tokyoahead · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. All nerds try to compensate their lack of FB friends by buying fake twitter followers. FB is deserted and closes down.
    2. uSocial tries to save money & starts to sell all followers to several customers.
    3. uSocial has to create 50 million fake followers since Kim Jong Il wants that many, but the North Koreans have only 5 PCs.
    4. All the aforementioned outcasts get investigated by the NSA for their connection to Kim Jong Il, and get send to Gitmo as long as it's still open.
    5. The US collapses because of the lack of IT personnel and a not properly disinfected telephone.
    6. Castro takes over Gitmo and makes it the worlds most secure & cheap IT call center.
    7. India collapses too, because of unemployment.
    8. China buys India & the US.
    Better start learning Mandarin!

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    1. Re:How will it continue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick scanning this thread, and when you just read your first and last comment, it made me laugh:

      1. All nerds try to compensate their lack of FB friends by buying fake twitter followers. FB is deserted and closes down
      2-7: ???
      8. China buys India & the US.

  14. Re:Interesting business stratagy[sic] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    for example, the thousands of people who flock to any forum they can find in order to use a term they read on some other forum or heard on the radio and thought was oh-so-clever.

  15. Already get followers that I don't know by sl149q · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't use twitter but signed up just to reserve my name... What is interesting is that I get one or two "followers" a week, and they are people who I have never heard of. And I suspect that would really have no particular reason to follow my (non-existent) tweets... It could just be accidental but it seems like too many for that.

    1. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by qreeves · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Check their Twits; you'll find more often than not that they're spammers. Some people are just so glad to have a follower they don't realise it.

    2. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't use twitter but signed up just to reserve my name...

      Damnit... *I* wanted to register sl149q!

      You wouldn't consider selling it..?

    3. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by tokyoahead · · Score: 0

      They are trend scouts.
      They follow everyone who does not tweet at all.
      They want to be there while you are a twitter-nobody.
      And then, when you are famous, they can claim "I followed him before his first tweet already!"

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    4. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Punto · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find your ideas intriguing and would like you follow you on twitter.

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    5. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I use a twitter account to provide updates about the game I run. It's superhero themed, but because it has the word "Twilight" in the name (with the implication you've got a day job and go out at dusk to fight crime), I get a couple of people a day with accounts that are named "Cullen." No amount of saying "this is a superhero game" or "there are no vampires here" seems to dissuade them.

    6. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by severoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you serious? "Check their Twits"?

      Tweets, people. Tweets!

      You use twitter to tweet. You are a twitterer or Twitter user. You tweet. Tweeting is what twitterers do. "Twit" is someone who doesn't get this.

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    7. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      And you, my friend, are a giant dork.

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    8. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? "Check their Twits"?

      Tweets, people. Tweets!

      You use twitter to tweet. You are a twit or Twitter user. You tweet. Tweeting is what twits do. "

      There, fixed that for you.

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    9. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tweets, people. Tweets!

      Just because you want to speak like a marketroid doesn't mean other people want to.

      You are a twitterer or Twitter user

      The word is twatter. If you're a twatter, then you use twitter to send twats to other twatters like yourself.

      Try and get it right and quit spamming marketing bullshit.
      Thanks,

    10. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      Yep - they're spammers, but who are they spamming? I don't Follow them in return, so I never see a single word from those accounts. I just see the numbers of Followers going up at no cost to me.

      As for the complaints about people tweeting "I'm on the John" or whatever: you don't have to put up with that. Un-follow. Problem solved, unless you're the one tweeting such crud, in which case I don't know you.

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    11. Re:Already get followers that I don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, twat!

  16. Re:Interesting business stratagy[sic] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sheeple=Sheep/human(people)=Apple fan-boys many twitter users are not sheeple.

  17. a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the firm, a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 a month.

    Dead or alive?

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    1. Re:a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there aren't enough requests for the dead ones, so they're all still alive :\

    2. Re:a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 by Exitar · · Score: 2

      What's the difference?

    3. Re:a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The smell; given enough time, dead ones completely decompose.

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    4. Re:a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 by pbhj · · Score: 1

      According to the firm, a single Twitter follower could be worth $0.10 a month.

      Dead or alive?

      What's the difference?

      You get less spam from the dead ones.

  18. Ugh by B33RM17 · · Score: 0

    Im sick of twitter and constantly hearing about it cuz its the latest craze or "in" thing...

    I just shudder to think what the next big "social networking experiment" (read as internet craze shit out by idiots whose ideas, while on paper, seem innocent and ambicious, end up causing shit storm sheeple fuck-fests) will be...

    what a waste of server space...

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    1. Re:Ugh by Allicorn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, lets figure it out right here and now eh?

      First, take a perfectly basic function of some Internet feature or other that is already available to everyone without there being any need for your proposed service to exist. Lets think... here's one: web pages can have various colors on them! Now dilute that feature right down to just the barest, minimal, infinitesimally useful level... a web page that is just a blank space of a user configurable color. Crippling this basic functionality that folks had access to already makes your service seem edgy, sleek and modern! Giving our default color palette some snappy names like "emo purple" or "douchey green" will make users feel like there's a new cultural or linguistic fad here to get stuck into.

      Slap on a "friends" feature to give it a little of that social networking pizazz and add a nonsense-word domain name of the type that you might overhear on an episode of The Tellytubbies, lets say, "flibubu" and you've got yourself a vehicle capable of launching a whole new 6-month-long Internet fad!

      And there you have it. What a time to be alive!

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    2. Re:Ugh by jaraxle · · Score: 1

      I think I will follow you on Twitter so I can make sure I get updated on the progress of this ground breaking idea of yours.

      Or perhaps I will just go and Bing Flibubu...

      ~jaraxle

    3. Re:Ugh by Allicorn · · Score: 1

      The scary thing - of course - is with the right marketing you could probably even do it and have some degree of success.

      "Just as we were all starting to realise the empty, futility of Twitter, Facebook and MySpace - here comes 'Flibubu' - the new bright, sassy, color-based nano-blogging service that's got the whole Internet buzzing all over again!", Wired.com - sometime late in 2009.

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    4. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already friended you on flibubu.

    5. Re:Ugh by B33RM17 · · Score: 0

      *shudder*
      You just made it sound so easy...

      I beseech you, do not go to the dark side!

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      My blood hurts...
  19. Twitter Users Can Now Buy Followers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BBC reports that uSocial, a social media marketing company based in Australia, has launched a paid service to find followers for Twitter users for a fee of $87 for a block of 1,000. The company finds potential followers by searching through Twitter to discover areas of common interest to match people more closely. uSocial then send these potential followers a message, alerting them that there is someone on Twitter they might want to follow and the potential follower then decides whether or not to follow that person. "A woman who runs yoga classes is one of our clients," says Leon Hill, chief executive of uSocial,. "So are some religious organizations including one man that just wants to get the word out about God. Twitter started as a way for just friends to keep in touch, but as with any social media site once they get big, every business or marketer jumps on the bandwagon. It's an excellent marketing medium." Some commentators have expressed concerns that this sort of practice could lead to an increase in "Twitter spam", as users are bombarded with irrelevant tweets. "As a Twitter user, I only want to follow people whose tweets I like, and only expect to be followed by people who find my tweets worth the time," writes Harry McCracken, a technology expert. "I know that I'd rather have fifty engaged followers than 5,000 whose attention I had to pay for."

  20. i know a guy that will follow you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Heck, I know a guy that will follow you for free! Sure, he peeps in though your windows at night and for the most part he's harmless.

  21. Re:Interesting business stratagy[sic] by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    This is going to surprise the hell out of you, but that term existing long before Apple became 'cool'. Hell, it probably existed before Apple did.

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    "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  22. Why? by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    I finally gave in and made a twitter account last week, and I already have four followers, none of whom are people I know online or off. Seems to me you get enough random followers no matter WHAT you do. ;o

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    Friend: "The NIC is misconfigured..." Me: "No prob, I'll just telnet in and fix it." *Silence*
    1. Re:Why? by RalphSleigh · · Score: 1

      I think you are given some random people to follow when you join, not sure why. Most of my random followers seem to be spam, but there are some real people in there.

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      Come as you are, do what you must, be who you will.
    2. Re:Why? by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      I made one last year. At the time, I was following the Silicon Valley VC bloggers because I was thinking of founding a startup. Those people would not shut up about twitter, so I checked it out. After my median one tweet (and deciding that the whole VC scene is about navel gazing), I never logged in again and I'm not even sure what my password is anymore.

      But I still get emails about once a week that XYZ is now following me.

  23. Great article by roesti · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great article. Totally tweeting this.

    1. Re:Great article by The+employee+can+cho · · Score: 1

      RT: Great article. Totally tweeting this.

  24. Not surprised by owlnation · · Score: 1

    When you manage to gather enough gullible people together in one service, it's inevitable that they are going to be exploited. What, after all, is even the point of twitter if you weren't going to somehow make money off its users?

    The twitter audience is ripe for exploitation: not overly bright, slaves to peer pressure, naive, shallow, celebutard-obsessed, narcissistic and self-obsessed. That's pure gold, right there.

    It was only a question of time before someone started farming those sheeple.

  25. Harvard also confirms twitter is gay ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    From the same report: http://www.itnews.com.au/News/146975,just-a-few-on-twitter-do-all-the-tweeting---study.aspx

    Unlike other social networking sites like Facebook.com, men are almost twice as likely to follow other men on Twitter than they were to follow women, according to the study.

    It doesn't mention mac usage ...

    1. Re:Harvard also confirms twitter is gay ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      omg. twitter made me a gay :(

    2. Re:Harvard also confirms twitter is gay ... by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      While that might be taken to mean that most twitter users are gay, it's probably more likely to mean that, since twitter focuses on text, men are more likely to be interested in what men have to say vs. what women have to say. On other sites you're looking at people's pictures, on twitter you're reading what they have to say. Incidentally, women are also more likely to follow men on Twitter (even though the majority of users are women), so women probably also don't care what other women have to say.

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      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  26. Narcissism by bebemochi · · Score: 1

    There are people who like to say "I have A THOUSAND followers!!" much like Dr. Evil thought he was oh-so-impressive demanding "one MILLION dollars!!". On the surface it sounds good to have so many followers, and these sorts of people are probably boasting to non-twitterers (non-twits?) who won't know any better. Kind of like how some bloggers cite the number of hits they get -- not the number of unique visitors. Ego inflation pure and simple. Been around since the dawn of humanity ("hurrr me have bigger stick!!!") and will likely be around until its sunset.

  27. Spam Traps by MarcLeeT · · Score: 1

    The only solution I thought of was to have spam traps in place over twitter. If they keep using buzzwords then they can catch the amount of spam and other rubbish that keeps following people. Marketers are OK but the amount of other rubbish is mortifying. Hopefully they already have something like this in place?

    1. Re:Spam Traps by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      They do, and you can easily report spam.

      If you look for the profiles of some of the random followers people have mentioned here, often they are gone, having already been removed from the system.

      They are also ridiculously easy to spot, like this one today:

      chaoticPri73400
      Beth Agrell
      hi£ÂMy friends! I recommends a website which can reduce your electric bill by 80%. URL REMOVED It's 7:38 am 6 days ago

      "She" is following 1,603 people and has nearly none following "her", never mind her sexy picture.

  28. Twitter Followers/Sockpuppets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " uSocial Sells Twitter Followers By the Thousand"

    Its confirmed Twitter has thousands of sockpuppet accounts? Is usocial going to update the sock disclosure list?

  29. Eighth Grade Math? by nileshp88 · · Score: 1

    Maybe its just me, but the odds they gave are wrong. with 20,000 entries, and 10 laptops, the odds would be 1 in 20,000 of winning. not 1 in 200,000 as the article states.

  30. Et Tu Youtube by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.

    And I thought only Hulu were anal about copyright restrictions.

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    May the Maths Be with you!