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Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females
A new study has shown that even sperm can be superficial. Researchers found that males of many animal species, including humans, can adjust the speed and effectiveness of their sperm by regulating the amount of seminal fluid they produce during copulation. The determining factor on that amount of fluid seems to be whether the male finds the female attractive.
I've actually done some research on this aswell. On majority of times when I found a good clip, I had to clean my monitor. This didn't happen when the clip was bad or the women on it unattractive. Hmm, wonder where they sell speedometers...
I, for one, find their statistics sub-par and wish to volunteer my services for further study into the effect of having sex with attractive females on sperm behaviour.
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
The best part of this article is the tag "!newsfornerds".
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
You would think so, considering thats only what the sperm sees.
also, don't forget about anal
So you're saying that the goggles actually do something?
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
How does a sperm "know" if a female is attractive? Or are we talking about money shots from porn films here?
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
HE SCORES!
Or vice versa, if I read the article correctly...
"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
Combined with this research, which shows that ugly men release more sperm, the chance of conception appears to be highest when a stunningly attractive woman sleeps with an truly ugly man. Somebody please think of the children.
I also found it pretty interesting that sperm quality can be improved by daily masturbation.
Why? Everything is improved by daily masturbation.
Don't worry, I don't need to pull out because you're ugly.
That is, if you are a 13 year old "virgin".
Ugly people mate, too. They just mate with other ugly people. In other news, ugly men produce more sperm. Hot guys know they'll be donating a bunch of sperm to a bunch of willing ladies, while ugly guys apparently know they won't be getting many chances, so they've got no reason to hold some swimmers in reserve.
Ah, the wonders of nature.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
This is knows as the Hottie-Frigid paradox. The most scorching hot women are nearly certain to be lousy in bed.
Spoken like someone who has given up all hope of having sex with an extremely attractive woman. Unless she's bored, or really new to sex, it's highly unlikely that she'll be any worse at it than any other girl.
...drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
Does the article posting mean this in a topological meaning? :-)
I take that to mean on the chest and face. (.Y.)
"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
Ah shit. Premature again...
Thus, Peter North thinks every single woman is a total babe.
"Males may alter the velocity of sperm they allocate to copulations by strategically firing their left and right ejaculatory ducts, which can operate independently," they explained.
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire one ejaculatory duct or two?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya?"
It took me three tries to realize you weren't being literal.
And testicle count. A common misconception is that human males only have two, when they actually have three. This is because the center testicle is hidden in a fold of scrotum between the other two. Women who are interested should check this out with their husbands and boyfriends tonight.
she's entirely vacant
In her defense, she appears that way in her movie and TV work as well.
5. Female
Helens? the amount of beauty required to launch 1000 ships
And burn the topless towers of Ilium. Therefore 1 picoHelen is equivalent of enough beauty to put a rubber duck in the bathtub and light a scented candle.
6. Human
And testicle count. A common misconception is that human males only have two, when they actually have three. This is because the center testicle is hidden in a fold of scrotum between the other two. Women who are interested should check this out with their husbands and boyfriends tonight.
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Wow - WTF is this discussion doing on slashdot?!?
Making really interesting reading for your potential future employers.
If you tried to find an "objective" measure of hawtness (realizing part of your point is that you can't), but the subject's metric differed, then you might find no correlation
I've found that with age, my idea of attractiveness has changed greatly. When I was young, the skinnier a woman was the more attracted I was, but these days skinny girls don't turn me on at all. Now I prefer slightly overweight to slightly underweight, and fat to skeleton-thin.
When I was 15, a thirty year old looked like an old hag, at 40 an identical woman was hot, now I'd feel like a child molester if I went to bed with almost any 30 year old.
Free Martian Whores!
This is knows as the Hottie-Frigid paradox. The most scorching hot women are nearly certain to be lousy in bed.
every girl I've had in my bed has been lousy, but to be fair, most of the louses were there to begin with
how many pairs of boxer shorts should you own?
dead fish fuckers
That's necroikthyophiles, you insensitive clod!
Spoken like someone who has given up all hope of having sex with an extremely attractive woman. Unless she's bored, or really new to sex, it's highly unlikely that she'll be any worse at it than any other girl.
Spoken like someone who has either never had sex with not-so-attractive women (you're missing out!) or not had sex with extremely attractive women (you're missing out!) or someone who has not had sex with women (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
paintball
I find the best way to remove a bra is to make sure that things are moving smoothly and then say, "Lose the bra".
I prefer to use that as a pickup line. To each his own I guess.
how many pairs of boxer shorts should you own?
There is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.
Future employers? I posted that from work. I'm making interesting reading for my current (and hopefully not soon-to-be-former) employer!
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
I "did the dog" once. Never again. Fleas everywhere.
sometimes the sperm are in such a damned hurry that you don't even have time to get inside.
You mean like this?
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
If drinking makes women more attractive, and attractive women make sperm travel faster, it follows that...
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you are shorter of breath and one day closer to death