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Cats "Exploit" Humans By Purring
An anonymous reader notes a BBC report on research recently published in the journal Current Biology, indicating that cats manipulate humans by adding a baby-like cry to their purring. "Cat owners may have suspected as much, but it seems our feline friends have found a way to manipulate us humans. Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a 'soliciting purr' to overpower their owners and garner attention and food. Unlike regular purring, this sound incorporates a 'cry,' with a similar frequency to a human baby's. The team said cats have 'tapped into' a human bias — producing a sound that humans find very difficult to ignore."
was the one who tagged this on drugs? hardware? power?
You should hear the noise it makes when I mistake its arse for a pencil sharpener.
I wrote my first program at the age of six, and I still can't work out how this website works.
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Good-bye
I have a friend who is breeding cats for opposable thumbs and larger brains.
Forget Skynet.
We're done for.
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Dare I ask, breeding with other cats, or with humans? The last thing we need is a human-cat hybrid. They'd probably make the purrfect advisary.
Probably the same sound they make when you put them in the cat carrier: http://www.murphydog.com/cat-carrier.jpg
I doubt it. If you did that, you'd wind up with an animal with an amazing sense of smell but also a tendency to get distracted by expensive suits.
The main difference between cats and dogs is dogs have owners and cats have staff.
Never get a cat.
Close, but not quite. Dogs have family, cats have staff.
The other thing to keep in mind is that dogs endear themselves with pack behaviour, something cats don't quite take to.
Dogs are extremely engaging, attentive and loyal and that's pretty much all they had to do to ensure their survival alongside humanity.
Cats, lacking this instinct, had to evolve to be cute as well or face getting eaten. Therefore the most personable, adorable and lovely cats had a much better chance of survival.
I guess that goes quite a way to explaining why cats are much elegant appearing and nicer to touch than dogs. Imagine an animal that looked like a dog and behaved like a cat. We'd eat that fucker to extinction as a service to the world.
Sorry to ruin it for you.
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You haven't met my cat. Sure the humans are staff, but our dogs are part of her family. To the point of sleeping with a front paw over the chihuahua.
More disturbing was the time she went into heat and tried to convince my Jack Russell terrier to mate with her. I am ever so glad the dog didn't respond.
who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
Yeah, just remember not to take photos of your kids in amusing positions and photo-shop "OH HAI" onto them, and you'll have made a good start.
I'm considering all these anecdotes, about cats and dogs actually being pretty smart, surfacing more and more. One didn't hear those kind of stories when I was little. So I'm wondering: perhaps it's all relative, and it's people who are getting dumber and dumber?
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The more you know about cats, the more you know about women. Simply put when they want attention, they want it NOW.
... cats wouldn't be purring at all.
What?
One goat fart, and its an outdoor goat.
Try petting a squirrel.
He bit me.
Come on - we partnered with dogs 70k years ago or so, and what happened? We sat around, scratched/licked our private parts, hunted (a little), and hung out and told stories.
Then, maybe 12k-20k years ago, cats domesticated us, and the next thing you know, we're doing agriculture, and building civilization... so that they could live in the manner in which they intended to become accustomed.
It's all their fault...
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Dogs have masters; cats have staff.
They bring dead/half-dead animals home to let you know that you're one step away from being dead if you piss them off, not to feed you or teach you.
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