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Want to Eat Chocolate Every Day For a Year?
Scientists from the University of East Anglia are studying the potential health benefits of dark chocolate, and need 40 female volunteers who would like to eat chocolate every day for a year. The chocolate loving 40 must be post-menopausal and have type 2 diabetes so it can be determined if the flavonoid compounds in chocolate can reduce the risk of heart disease. Dr Peter Curtis, of the UEA's School of Medicine, said, "Our first volunteers are about to return for their final visit to see if the markers of heart health - such as blood pressure and cholesterol levels — have changed. A successful outcome could be the first step in developing new ways to improve the lives of people at increased risk of heart disease."
I'm sure the post-menopausal, type-2 diabetic woman that regularly reads slashdot appreciates knowing about this study.
... on slashdot than post-menopausal women, I don't know what it would be.
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I bet Chastity Bono is kicking himself right now.
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What?
I've often wondered there... are you supposed to pretty much maintain your current lifestyle? What ifyou start working out like a fiend? What if you give up and binge on dounuts? I know the number of participants is supposed to smooth out that... but really, over a year isn't it likely that most participants have made at least one major change in their life?
Pre-Menopausal.
with type-2 diabetes.
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It sure as hell made me think of my dear old mother-in-law!
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Just FYI: Flavonoids are polycyclic aromatic molecules, capable of absorbing free radicals through their conjugated bonds (i.e. moving the unpaired electron around so that a built-up of charge is not created (which drastically lowers its reactivity (and therefore stops a free radical's harmful effects (like the hydroxyl radical, which is used by fungi to invade the cell walls of wood (which is why flavonoids are being explored as wood preservatives, and why the Osage Orange tree is naturally resistant to fungi (since it has a natural abundance of flavonoids)))))). Flavonoids are good at absorbing the harmful affects of free radicals (unpaired electrons) in the body, and this can be a very good thing :)
Seriously guys, this is why scientists can't get dates. You have a requirement for female volunteers to come to your lab and eat chocolate...this may be the experiment that actually gets you a woman for once. Then, you screw it all up by requiring that the women be post-menopausal with type 2 diabetes, guaranteeing you're going to get a bunch of fat old chicks. Seriously guys, if you really want to have fun with this study, you need to require that the women be 18-25, physically fit, and sexually attracted to glasses and pocket protectors. You know, for science. Surely you could come up with some sort of sciency rationalizations to justify those requirements.
I am a techie. I am also post menopausal due to UFE surgery. Don't be so judgemental.
Just like drinking cofee and cigartte smoking, a steady portion of sugra will have just the same effects as smoking everyday for a year... will the study support the resulting eating disorders or rehabilitation at the end of the study?
it appears that, in Dr. Peter Curtis, Marie Antoinette has a successor.
And how much chocolate are they feeding these people? Just a few grams a day or ???
Regardless of whether the dark chocolate may have beneficial compounds, the other components (lots of fat and sugar) are in general rather unhealthy, and EXTREMELY so for a type 2 diabetic.
Is the control group going to be fed a combination of fats/sugar? The control group will have to volunteer to engage in a fundamentally unhealthy and risky practice for a year.
Or are they going to be attempting to create some sort of "chocolate extract" with the chemicals being studied present but no sugar added and the fatty components removed? It'll taste awful but at least won't have significant negative health effects.
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I find that it's mainly men that like dark chocolate too. Women in my limited experience go more for milk chocolate.
that rarely ever eats chocolate? Just curious, cause when I say that to people in "the real world*", they look at me like I just whipped it out and pissed on their shoes.**
*yes, you all don't exist.
**I guess it could be that I actually AM whipping it out and pissing on their shoes as I say I don't eat chocolate.
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You know the wrong women.
Isn't that where all the fat, stupid white people in America, Australia, and the other former British colonies trace their ancestries too?
Shouldn't be too hard to find test subjects locally - just go to the nearest Sainsburys supermarket on dole day.
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Isn't every woman who is post-menopausal and has type 2 diabetes already eat a ton of chocolate everyday?
Yes, I do.
I'd rather you rationally disagree than irrationally agree.
Really dark chocolate seems to have some interesting health effects. Really dark chocolates have more cocoa and much less sugar (example, my wife is Type 2 Diabetic, if she really wants chocolate, she gets at 70%+ cocoa chocolate bar) then your milk chocolate bars. Eating one like that every day as probably the same sugar risk as eating a couple pieces of toast.
If it is lower on the cocoa content, then yeah, I think that would be somewhat dangerous IMNSHO.
My experience has been exactly the opposite. Women can't get enough dark chocolate, while men strongly prefer milk chocolate.
Jeanne Calment, the oldest person who had ever lived, ate a kilo of chocolate every week.
More interesting is that she smoked until the age of 117. As with Henry Allingham, who credited cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women - and a good sense of humour for his longevity.
I'll be picking up some Lucky Strike and prostitute this evening and do my own study.
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This is probably just an attempt to boost the market for dark chocolate. Some people who just read about this study before it's even conducted may be lead to assume that dark chocolate is a healthy alternative to a well-balanced diet and maybe exercise, or believe chocolate is somehow good for diabetes, or any number of other negative effects.
Worse, due to the desire to have a healthier lifestyle and the target audience being social, this false belief may get disseminated further.
I do hope that for the sake of ethics these people are honestly in the belief that dark chocolate will have a positive effect on this group are not just trying to sell more chocolate.
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Finding 40 women willing to eat chocolate daily: easy.
Finding 40 women that will agree to NOT eat ANY chocolate for a year, as a control: yeah, good luck with that.
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It's unfortunate that the average person will not realize the difference between the real unprocessed/unsweetened dark chocolate being used for the study and the "dark chocolate" processed candy products you find at convenience stores.
Real dark chocolate tastes like ass, so basically all mass market dark chocolate products will add sugar and milk fat to enhance the flavor which will surely negate any sort of heart-friendly health benefits that this study is meant to find. Seems to me like it's going to yet another piece of misleading and confusing information when it comes to the world of nutrition.
All of what you said, plus a predilection for hot grits.
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No problem, they just need to climb up one floor from their basement and voila, they can show the article to their mother :).
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Real dark chocolate tastes like ass.
Yeah, just like single-malt scotch.
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Theory: Making diabetics eat candy every day will result in something good. Proposal: Give us funding so we can feed diabetics candy. Every day.
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For chocolate lovers who don't fit the demographics, peruse this list of ongoing clinical trials, you might get lucky:
http://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/results?term=chocolate
I think the article descirbes this one, FLAVO, which compares flavonoid-enhanced chocolate with unenhanced:
http://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT00677599?term=chocolate&rank=18
For study subjects: "Flavonoid compounds from cocoa (including epicatechin) and soy to be consumed for 365days in the experimental intervention (versus placebo consumption). 27g chocolate bar the vehicle for flavonoid enrichment."
For controls: "27g placebo chocolate bar to be consumed for 365 days."
27g is about 1 oz. Typical commercial chocolate bars are maybe 1.5 oz.
All that dark chocolate might help them crap out all sorts of unhealthier things they ate months prior to the test. Hopefully, they drink enough water so they don't become a diuretic diabetic in dire need of a medic.
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If only /. could link us to a clinical trial for 40+ Ex-Unix admins (we'll call them Type 2 Diabetics, for short) who are willing to eat only bacon and bitch about Microsoft for a year. THEN you'd be onto something.
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It wouldn't be hard to make this double blind, you'd grind up chocolate and put it in capsules, and then grind up something inert, dye it brown, and put that in capsules. Don't tell the dispenser or the taker which group they're in. Of course the takers could open the capsules and try to guess which group they were in, but yeah, it's not impossible to do a good job double-blinding this, it's just not as interesting for the taker if they don't get to enjoy the chocolate.
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Pre-menstrual women?
Post-menopausal men?
Hermaphroditic clowns?
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
Meh whatever. I'll down the chocolate, wash it down with the whisky, and finish off with a cigar, and be a very happy man.
The study actually uses extremely bitter cocoa powder, not sweet and tasty chocolate. The study is on the antioxidants in the cocoa powder. When sweetened, the antioxidants are destroyed. So, you have to choke down a nasty bitter powder every morning. Not something most people are willing to do.
The previous comment is purposely vague and generalized, but all of the facts are completely true.
on bitter divorced men. I'd be a shoe in for the study.
I have heard that chocolate contains significant levels of acrylamid due to process of preparation. So it`s health benefits might be compensated by the fact.
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Given that Chocolate is an Aphrodisiac, I hope that change would be for the better.
uhhh*WINK* ;)
Hey, if you play your cards right and get to know the women in this study, you could wind up simply rolling in post-menopausal tail...
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Christ, is this posted on the wrong site!
Most of the regular girls, Bethanie, Silly Pixie, Queenoftheonering, whoever else... They left (figuratively and literally) to Multiply quite some time ago.
Some of these guys who post journals are married - but for the larger demographic, you have better chances finding a woman in the L.A. Galaxy locker room, trying to get a peek at Beckham's bend.
The rest? Well, I have two words: Joanna Rutkowska.
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40 people !
you can't get statistics on anything from 40 people
either the summary is wrong, or the science is worthless
In particular, you could not possibly get anything about heart disease from 40 people unless you started with a population that had, say, a 50% risk of something over the 1 year of the study
math: say 50% risk of a cardiovascular event that requires hospitilization. That means, with the usual variability, that you would expect anywhere from say 20 -30 people to have an event.
how much effect would choclate have to have to see an effect against this background ? huge
It's a deal, what's her number?
How about some Guiness Stout instead.. it has a motherload of flavinoids... so do red wines. Useless study except if you want to market dark choclate. People either love or hate it. The advertising won't change their mind and neither will this study.
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You might start off with 40, but you sure as hell aren't going to end up with 40.
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most non-organic chocolate has some transfat added as a preservative. Don't bother checking the label, it isn't there.
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