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Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target

coondoggie writes "The airborne military laser which promises to destroy, damage or disable targets with little to no collateral damage has for the first time actually blown something up. Boeing and the US Air Force today said that on Aug. 30, a C-130H aircraft armed with Boeing's Advanced Tactical Laser (ATL) blasted a target test vehicle on the ground for the first time. Boeing has been developing the ATL since 2008 under an Air Force contract worth up to $30 million."

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  1. Quick! by nhstar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone find the house full of Popped Corn!!!

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    1. Re:Quick! by socceroos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.

    2. Re:Quick! by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Absolutely!

      I mean seriously. How did they get the shark to fly?

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    3. Re:Quick! by pryoplasm · · Score: 5, Funny

      They just took jumping the shark to a whole new level...

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    4. Re:Quick! by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.

      And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.

    5. Re:Quick! by Per+Wigren · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should take it with a grain of salt...

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    6. Re:Quick! by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And stop buttering us up. . .

    7. Re:Quick! by Salgak1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      . . .but where was the frickin' laser on its' head ??

    8. Re:Quick! by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, I've been married for 10 years!

    9. Re:Quick! by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Consider looking for a Silo with a "Orville Rickenbacker" sign on it. It would the only time a U.S. site was attacked by its government, and the victim paying for the media rights.

    10. Re:Quick! by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.

      What truth would that be? I'm all ears.

    11. Re:Quick! by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quite eavesdropping. You're stalking.

  2. And Kent? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop playing with yourself!!

    1. Re:And Kent? by jayspec462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It *is* God!

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  3. Slashdotted? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    They missed and cooked their server instead.

  4. Re:$30 million? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Million, with a M? Are you sure that is not a typo?

    Shhhh, it's only a model.
       

  5. Re:Video? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if it's just an artist's conception, there's always a picture. No exceptions.

    (If there isn't, make one)

  6. Faster than a speeding bullet? by eggnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, according to the article, the laser is supersonic. Good to know.

    1. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by Shadyman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whew. For a moment there, I was scared the laser might be going the speed of light. Now THAT would be dangerous.

    2. Re:Faster than a speeding bullet? by labnet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not only that. They want to develop phased array systems with a total power output of 10W. Watch out paper aeroplanes!

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  7. Re:Is this really what passes for jounalism today? by pipedwho · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if that fails you could always resubmit your essay to your comp sci lecturer as a media example of infinite recursion.

  8. Re:Sigh by Toonol · · Score: 5, Funny

    What international convention is the US a party to, that it doesn't follow? Specifically?

  9. Re:Is this really what passes for jounalism today? by bitrex · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could have been worse, it could have been something like "produces 300,000 volts of power, which in watts per second is larger than an aircraft carrier and enough to burn down the entire Library of Congress..."

  10. Re:Sigh by Entropius · · Score: 3, Funny

    After the ascent stage you're dealing with a vehicle designed to survive reentry. Somehow I doubt you're going to do much damage to it with a teeny little laser.

  11. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mirrors reflect (typically) 60-70% of the light that hits them, turning the rest into heat. Cheap, glossy, exterior-grade white paint often reflects in excess of 90% of the light back.

    Finally, an explanation for the Stormtrooper armor design!

  12. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    with remaining eye?

  13. Re:Sigh by DarthVain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me get this straight... Are you telling me I have to modulate my shield frequency?

    KHANNNNNNNN!

  14. Re:Sigh by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny

    When was the last time you saw a person/vehicle/whatever having a mirror?

    Pretty much every vehicle I've ever been in has at least one side mirror.

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  15. To all you a**holes.... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... with the laser pointers: We're shooting back.

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