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In Praise of the Sci-fi Corridor

brumgrunt writes "Technically a corridor in a science-fiction movie should just be a means of getting from one big expensive set to the next, and yet Den Of Geek writes lovingly of the detailed conduits in films such as Alien, Outland, Solaris and even this year's Moon by Duncan Jones."

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  1. How to do a much shorter article next time by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They should do the next article on technology in scifi movies that DOESN'T go horribly wrong or lead to some nightmarish dystopia.

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    1. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

      Without drama and conflict there's no story. Would you pay to see a story about a guy who went about his day in the future and didnt have any problems or anything interesting happen to him?

      Perhaps someone can combine twitter with scifi:

      futureguy: I am using my future toilet
      futureguy: I am driving my futurecar
      futureguy: I am sleeping in my futurebed

    2. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know. I thought the Jetsons had a pretty long run.

    3. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, but there are also tired cliches (like the robot/computer that goes nuts and starts mercilessly killing humans). One of the reasons I liked the recent Moon is because it subverted that tired cliche.

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    4. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Idiocracy may reach extreme levels and an AI born from the technological singularity may control everything.

      People may even have a total lack of privacy.

      As long as everyone is confortable (lack of privacy is not uncomfortable by itself, it's the negative reactions of the other people and your broken expectations that do it.) and entertained, nobody will care.

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    5. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by LitelySalted · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's not saying the future shouldn't have conflict, he's saying that future doesn't need to always emphasize how horrible EVERYTHING will turn out to be.

      That's why people like Star Trek movies, they have conflict, but at the same time, they point out that the future can be bright, technology can be helpful, people can be happy and life is worth living.

      Back to the main topic, corridors - they are cheap for filming. That probably influenced the reason to use them more than a necessity in "Sci-Fi" films. I recommend Cube if you'd like to see the minimalist set (hint: it's a cube and not a corridor).

    6. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      I might watch it if Ken Loach directed it

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    7. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      So did the Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur. But then kids shows tend to be held to a different standard when it comes to drama and conflict.

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    8. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>Would you pay to see a story about a guy who went about his day in the future and didnt have any problems

      No but that doesn't mean you have to go extreme either. I thought the best Science Stories were those that took ordinary genres, but set them in the future:

      - Elijah Baley - a detective solving a murder in the year ~3,000

      - Tekwar - a detective solving crimes in ~2020

      - The Road Must Roll - a worker strike in the year ~2050

      - I Robot - a collection of short stories where a household appliance (robot) goes haywire, and the engineer's attempt to find why the problem happened.

      And so on. Science stories are best when they are tied to reality. It doesn't have to be some "nightmarish reality" to quote the grandparent..

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    9. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Well, 2001: A Space Odyssey did have nothing but flashing lights that everyone stared at for what seemed like hours.

      At least it seemed to take that long, and I wasn't even stoned!

    10. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is one of my major complaints about a lot of popular sci-fi.

      The plot can usually be summarized as:

      mainstream science does something stupid, endangers the [city|nation|world|universe] only to be saved by the maverick genius scientist who no one believed

      or

      Scientist(s) create a [virus|bacteria|nanomachine|etc] which [escapes|is released] and now threatens everything. The day is saved by some competent and very smart guy with no training.

      It seems to me that a lot of science fiction has an anti-science bent.

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    11. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seinfeld 2049?

    12. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 3, Funny

      At this point in human development we've got a name for fiction based around a non-dystopian future... it's called fantasy.

    13. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think that's because some much sci fi (as distinct from space opera) invariably invokes our fears and anxiety to make compelling stories, rather than developing sophisticated drama. If it's just a story about something sciency, then something must go wrong somewhere in order for there to be conflict; it writes itself. Contrast that to Star Wars and Star Trek, where the science involved is a tool - starships and lasers and space stations - but the conflict comes from personal, character driven scenarios which require forethought and pathos.

      I don't think that catastrophe sci fi is anti-science, I just think it's easier - it's the 'disaster movie' equivalent.

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    14. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Noren · · Score: 2, Informative

      I must quibble- although Heinlein's short story "The Roads Must Roll"(1940) did not specify a setting date in its text, it was set in the same continuity in and occured prior to "The Man who Sold the Moon"(1949), which was set in the then-future of 1978. So, the strike (and associated terrorist activity) was to have been in the then-future 1960s or 1970s, not in 2050.

    15. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I was about to list a bunch of movies, but I then realized that the movies in which tech goes horribly wrong tends to be in the minority so an article on such things would be rather boring. However, a article on genetic engineering viewed in a good light in movies...now there would be a hard find.

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    16. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I love many dystopian stories (they're entertaining and often enlightening), but the idea that dystopia is historically inevitable is foolish. Everyone ALWAYS thinks the end is at hand. And yet humanity keeps on progressing in spite of it all. Sure there have been some setbacks, but we've made it through tens of thousands of years now and we're still here, doing better than we've ever done before. You can find the guy walking through any era in known history who's carrying the "The End is Nigh" sign. And it's easy to think up a million "Chick Little" scenarios where "We all gonna die!" But it never happens. Humans survive, humans adapt, humans keep on trucking. Dystopia is not only NOT inevitable, it's probably not even likely.

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    17. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Whorhay · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That was easily one of the worst movies I have ever forced myself to sit down and watch. I still remember the twenty minute scene where the spaceship/rocket is landing on the moon or something. I kept waiting for it to explode or for something to go wrong. Pretty much anything to happen except for it to slowly, slowly, slowly descend and have a completely uneventful landing. It wasn't even like the landing sequence was complicated and interesting to watch.

    18. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is that we are running out of certain natural resources. It will however be interesting to see (assuming I'm reincarnated enough times or something) what happens with the upcoming ice age.

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    19. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Would you pay to see a story about a guy who went about his day in the future and didnt have any problems or anything interesting happen to him?

      Yes.

      I've watched documentaries. I've watched Seinfeld, I've been through the disneyworld ride where you see the appliances of the future many times. I'm a geek, this is our custom.

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    20. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as everyone is confortable and entertained, nobody will care.

      Until some dickhead wearing mirror shades and a black trenchcoat came around and wrecked everything. That part would really suck.

    21. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1

      What's the deal these new walkers?

    22. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Or, for Canadian viewers, "The Beachcombers 2049".

    23. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Maniacal · · Score: 2, Funny

      futureguy: I am using my future toilet
      futureguy: I am driving my futurecar
      futureguy: I am sleeping in my futurebed

      Oh great. They're still using Twitter in the future? Shoot me now.

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    24. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gnick · · Score: 1

      Future tech caused huge drama in the Jetsons' universe. Do you not remember the ongoing epic battle between Cogsley's Cogs and Spacely's Sprockets?

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    25. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by onionman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? I thought 2001 was one of the best movies I had ever seen, and I watched it in 1992. Whereas far too many sci-fi films focus on explosions and space-battles that look like WWII dog fights, 2001 seemed clean and plot-driven to me.

    26. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gnick · · Score: 1

      Cube was entertaining in several regards. I dug the fact that the set was, as you mentioned, a couple of cubes. I dug the underlying premise of the government project gone awry. But for a lot of the smaller details, you really had to turn your brain off.

      Still it's certainly unique enough to be included in a discussion on sci-fi corridors. The corridors were square holes leading to an identical cube. How cool is that?

      Not sci-fi, but Closet Land also ranks on minimal set design. Basically it's 2 people in an interrogation room. The only break from that that I can remember were a couple of flash-back scenes in a closet. Significantly less set than even Clerks.

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    27. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by alexhard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sorry but I'm having a very hard time comprehending your post. Did you actually call Kubric's 2001 one of the worst movies you have ever seen?

      DOES NOT COMPUTE

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    28. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      Even worse: in the future, Twitter will be via telepathy.

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    29. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I thought the Jetsons had a pretty long run.

      Unless you were watching a different version than I, you would have seen a program 'chalk full' of drama, technology that has gone horribly wrong, and may interesting things happening to the main characters.

    30. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Actually it would be "Corner Gas 2049".

    31. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

      Dystopia is not only NOT inevitable, it's probably not even likely.

      Of course this could digress into a debate over the notion of "progress".
      .
      More to the point though consider it from another perspective: What if all of the people proclaiming "the end of life as we know it" have been right every time?
      .
      As humans we have an immense ability to rationalize our current situation. Some neuroscientists and psychologists point to evidence that we naturally overvalue what we "have" and undervalue what we "had". (an oversimplification obviously, for a good study of the subject try "How we choose" be Jonah Lehrer)
      If I give you a snickers nothing will induce you to trade it for a milky way, if I take your snickers and replace it with a milky way you'll experience some nostalgia but before you are finished eating you'll be convinced that you never really wanted the snickers anyway.
      .
      Since the 18th century dystopic fiction has been about unintended ramifications of "progress", corporations devaluing individuals, and political entities abusing power.
      We are currently living in the dystopic visions of a preindustrial society, you love it because it's new and shiny and it's yours. For the environmental and social costs of achieving our modern lifestyle we have not made the world a better place. The planet Earth and meaningful society are not resources which can be mined indefinitely without repercussions.

    32. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      My father tells me that there was a huge concern in the 50s (60s?) that we were running out of arable land. After all, land is one thing they aren't making any more of. There were lots of studies and predictions that showed the US would be unable to support its own population at some fairly close future point. Many a doomsayer came out predicting hunger riots and the like. Then, technologies that vastly increased the productivity of an acre of farmland were discovered/invented, causing the amount of arable land we had to suddenly be much more than we needed. Just b/c certain natural resources that seem absolutely vital now are limited, doesn't mean society is limited by the availability of those resources.

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    33. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The plot can usually be summarized as:
      ...
      It seems to me that a lot of science fiction has an anti-science bent.


      You could just as well say that all non SciFi has the same problem... Govenrment wants to do something stupid and only the maverick politician can save the day; Spouse does something stupid and only two hours of dramatic avoiding-the-real-problem can reunite the couple; Boy wants girl but it takes 90 minutes of wacky adventures and two near-death experiences before he gets the courage to ask her out.

      The "best" SciFi doesn't make science out as the villain or the hero - Instead, it shows us the (possible) realities of everyday situations in a setting that extracts those problems from the limitations of "modern" science... ie, The boy will still take 90 minutes and nearly die before he gets up the courage to ask the girl out, whether he lives today, or in a dirt hovel 300 years ago, or on a colony station orbiting Jupiter in the year 3517.

      I think your real complaint applies to most forced-plot movies in general... You need some artificially-induced source of tension, followed by stalling and CGI to make the story last more than five minutes, followed by a completely predictable but somehow "unexpected" resolution to the original problem. Faux-science just happens to make for some good villians without needing to really justify their motivations. Why does the god-like AI want to enslave humanity? Because, um, er, humans look weak and inefficient (and what about dogs, trees, ants, and every other lower life form on the planet that A, humans don't see a need to enslave/exterminate, and B, we must look barely better than them to this god-like AI?).

      So blame Hollywood, not SciFi in general. :)

    34. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Uh, those technologies are destroying our soil, air, and water. I don't blame you for not being familiar with my posting history, but it's all there— We rarely use crop rotation, we use synthetic pesticides and fertilizers which destroys soil and basically turns it into an inert hydroponic growing medium, and the whole process is highly energy intensive, meaning polluting emissions.

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    35. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      - I Robot - a collection of short stories where a household appliance (robot) goes haywire, and the engineer's attempt to find why the problem happened.

      No, I Robot is a musing on the utter inadequacy of a simple set of rules to reflect any sort of morality - there's always some conflict between what the rules allow and what's right.

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    36. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      speaking of popular scifi, this is why I like SG1 - the plots are at least somewhat original. For instance, i watched this last night: SG1 (a secret gov't program) gets a crank call from an over the top conspiracy nut who actually gets some details right. On further investigation, he's a freaky conspiracy nut with info he really shouldn't have and by the end of the show, he's an alien soldier deserter who had an attack of conscience and was being drugged to keep him quiet.

      One of the things they did right on the show was build out the characters' backstories and make one or two 'ordinary guy' characters in the core cast - if you can see yourself talking hockey with the main character, it tends to draw you in more - much better than star trek, where apparently everybody listens to classical music, reads shakespeare, and nobody's heard of meatloaf.

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    37. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by julesh · · Score: 1

      2001 seemed clean and plot-driven to me.

      Of course, that plot could have been turned into a film that was only about half the length...

    38. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      no, I didn't. Just picked on one aspect that could have been ... how can I say this ... shorter.

      Its possibly the one film the director's cut version should have 30 minutes removed without harming the movie at all. (actually, I can think of a few others that that applies to, but not with the same intention :)

    39. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by selven · · Score: 1

      It was pretty bad. The interesting part only lasted about five minutes and it was just a collection of long, boring space scenes. Maybe I can't appreciate it without reading the book first but I can't see anything excellent about it.

    40. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      No, I Robot is a musing on the utter inadequacy of a simple set of rules to reflect any sort of morality - there's always some conflict between what the rules allow and what's right.

      no, not really. You just need to write more than three of them.

      Asimov's whole premise would have been destroyed by a simple "Rule 0: no robot may perform a task beyond its design."

    41. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Without drama and conflict there's no story. Would you pay to see a story about a guy who went about his day in the future and didn't have any problems or anything interesting happen to him?

      Depends. Do we get to see things happening to other people?

      Think about the possibilities. You have an average guy perfectly suited to his environment and you follow him around and you touch on all these other people who aren't. Chaos in his path and in his wake and he manages to just live his life. He's the star, but the story is about the people around him.

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    42. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Except that that rule 0 is a tautology - if you can do something, it's within your design, and further that that isn't the point. I Robot isn't about Robots, it's about the inadequacy of the rules.

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    43. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends. By the time I saw it, I was told its an Important Film and Important People made it and Important Things happen because its Important Art. As such, its interesting to watch and comment on all the little things that happen and more or less take it apart in your head and sit back and enjoy the swirling lights because they are Important Art. I think for the average filmgoer at the time of release it must have been somewhat unbearable. The critics at the time either loved it or hated it. I think this is typical of movies like this that have experimental elements and work more with broad themes like alienation and discovery and not concrete terms like "I need to win this prisonhouse arm wrestling match to win back my daughter!"

      Lets just say its an acquired taste. Its obviously pretty heavily influenced by social conventions at the time. The entire landing sequence is more or less an homage to the drug-heavy counter-culture at the time. I feel like an older more mature Kubrick would have done a much better job than the late 30s Kubrick who was still something of a counter-culture type himself. Luckily, his immense talent allows us to overlook some of the weaker if not outright silly parts of the movie.

    44. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Well that's a bit silly. We already have plenty of robots who can't perform anything they were not specifically designed and programmed to do. The whole point of creating AI robots is so they can adapt to novel and new situations without explicitly being instructed what to do.

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    45. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, did you say Jesus ?

    46. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lets just say its an acquired taste. Its obviously pretty heavily influenced by social conventions at the time. The entire landing sequence is more or less an homage to the drug-heavy counter-culture at the time.

      This.

      You realise that this was released before the Apollo landings ? There was nothing other than satellites and grainy B&W photos of earth. Then you associate lack of knowledge with drug use.But you treat the imagination of others like shit because they were too early ! Just you wait, grasshopper !

      (Before you bang on, let me explain that when the moon landing was on, I was watching it on about a 12" B&W tv. And that was a decent screen for the proles back then. Watching 2001 on a BIG screen back then made me jump. Literally. Apparently my parents had to take me out when the airlock opened when dave gets back in to the ship. )

      What many people don't get these days, is that we were already thinking in a futuristic direction, and 2001 was part of that. Then we actually made a start on the mechanics of the plot and found real life is a lot harder. That makes us look like we failed. No, we attempted to realise a dream. Fuck me if you don't appreciate it.

      The past need no excuses. Prove us wrong.

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    47. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it will be transmitted via nerve endings in your anus, future guy on your future toilet. Makes me shit ...

    48. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      I Robot isn't about Robots, it's about the inadequacy of the rules.

      No, it isn't, it's about applying the rules equally. Whether that shows up how bad the rules are is secondary. Logic versus human interaction. Counterpoint. All the Robot stories were detective stories, the point being to prove logic, not relative inadequacies between humans and robots. Robots were a good literary foil at the time, that's all.

      You could have picked any criminal for those stories, and had the same result. What made the plot was the fact that the robots in most cases were incapable of committing the act they were accused of, but the general perception was they were not to be trusted. Bias and polemics. Nothing new there then.

      If anybody ever says to me "asimov was a racist" I will cheerfully lay them out. Just for being a philistine.

    49. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. His comment really says more about him than the movie.

    50. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Doggabone · · Score: 1

      2001 seemed clean and plot-driven to me.

      Of course, that plot could have been turned into a film that was only about half the length...

      It could have. It would have been different, and not necessarily better. I've watched 2001 a few times, and only all the way through twice. I'm not always in the mood, but when I am it's slow pace and quiet are perfect. The pacing is an important part of the narrative. It's one of my favourite films, and like most of my favourite films, albums, games and such, I'm not always in the mood for it.

    51. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      A while back, I recorded 2001 on my TiVo.

      The fast-forward button actually turned the movie into a tolerable experience (and I'm willing to tolerate quite a lot when it comes to film -- however, after the first 20-minute sequence of no action in complete silence, I was quite comfortable with the fact that space is big, empty, and quiet. There was absolutely no need for Kubrick to do the same thing 5 more times)

      Don't get me wrong. It's a great film, but it could have been just as great of a film at half the length. Kubrick is one of the most "brutal" directors I know of (although David Lynch certainly ranks up there with him)

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    52. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Cogswell's Cogs

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    53. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not familiar with your posting history, nor do I particularly care to be, but I think you're looking at GP's comment too concretely.

      GP's point wasn't that we no longer have a shortage of $KEY_RESOURCE so no worries; it was more like any resource shortage sufficient to cause an imminent crisis is likely to be relieved by tech advances trading off some less-scarce resource either to extend its utility or to substitute entirely. When that resource (such as clean air) becomes scarce enough that something has to be done, odds are we'll come up with something to do that would previously have seemed impossible (scrubbing the atmosphere) or untenable (switching completely to nuclear power).

      In truth, this cascade of advances to push off certain doom is bound to fail at some point, as we are sitting on only 6 zettatonnes of rock, and have a more-or-less fixed solar flux as energy input. Sooner or later, there's just no resources left to trade off. However, the timescale we're up against is, IMHO, probably in the thousands of years, and there's no reason we can't leave this wasted planet for greener pastures by then.

    54. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In the 60's it was overpopulation that would doom us. In the 70's it was global cooling and the disappearing ozone layer. But instead we kept moving, once again confounding the millenialists and doomsayers.

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    55. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asimov was a racist. Have at er'

    56. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Tekwar - a detective solving crimes in ~2020

      You realize you just admitted to liking novels written by William Shatner. :)

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    57. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I love many dystopian stories (they're entertaining and often enlightening), but the idea that dystopia is historically inevitable is foolish.... Dystopia is not only NOT inevitable, it's probably not even likely.

      What makes you think we're not living in a dystopia now?

      Me, I'm looking for a great post-apocalyptic utopia... uh, story.

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    58. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Shame! The sci-fi fanboy court hereby sentences you to watching the original Solaris and you will be tied down to stop you escaping during the "we need twenty minutes of highway footage to prove we didn't just come here for a holiday or our arses will be in the gulag" scene.

    59. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Which explains Fox News.

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  2. Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's mostly wrong with the corridors in Stanley Donen's Saturn 3 (1980) is that the floor-surfaces resemble the base floor of a movie studio, something which had plagued the corridors in the medium-budget Star Wars three years earlier (more on Star Wars corridors in a moment).

    The movie that has an opening fight sequence in a corridor and later corridor after corridor on the death star followed by another fight sequence in a prison block corridor only leading up to the-equivalent-of-Jesus getting lightsabered in half in a corridor adjacent to a docking bay .... and you say "more on Star Wars corridors in a moment."

    And the second movie? Hoth ice corridors. IV, V & VI are so dependent on corridor shots.

    Did you mean to say "The Corridors of Star Wars article will be out later today with a 58 page thesis on the strength of corridor running and combat between rebels and imperials in the Star Wars cinema"?

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  3. Creepiest sci-fi corridor by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Event Horizon! Can you imagine trying to walk down that hall with the walls spinning around you?

    Of course, maybe Event Horizon doesn't actually qualify as science fiction.

    1. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor by Icegryphon · · Score: 1

      god, I still love that movie,
      "You don't need Eyes where your going."
      "Liberate tu te me ex inferis"
      He did a pretty good job of stringing up the guys in the medlab without eyes.

      http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/event-horizon-tube.jpg

    2. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Does the suspension bridge in Black Hole count as a corridor?

    3. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Now come on, any film with the word "tensor" in the script counts as sci-fi.

    4. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor by raddan · · Score: 1

      We used to watch that film in college to intentionally scare the crap out of us. It was the one movie that didn't seem to lose its creepiness on repeat viewings.

      But there was one part that's always bugged me-- and it's the same thing that bugs me about Sunshine-- and that's the open pools of fluid (water? coolant? whatever?). What kind of asshole engineer has open pools of fluid on a spaceship? Sure, in both of those movies, there's artificial gravity (eh, such a cop-out, but OK), but, hey, artificial gravity must be supplied by a machine somehow, and machines break. When that happens, all your shit goes flying around. When you look at the lengths that real space vehicles go to to contain fluids, I just find this really irritating.

      I guess artificial gravity bugs me too. Star Trek... OK, we're in the 23rd century or something, but Event Horizon is in the near future. I think artificial gravity is at least on par with interstellar drive, but it doesn't even get a mention... I'd love to see a [good] film version of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, because creative use of gravity is a major plot device in the book.

    5. Re:Creepiest sci-fi corridor by polymath69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about the corridor of chompers in Galaxy Quest? Just imagine trying to wheel a food-service cart or carry an antigrav-attached magnetic bucket of antimatter down that one...

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  4. SyFy? by ONOIML8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you mean a syfy corridor?

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    1. Re:SyFy? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      No I'm not really into "siffy", whatever that's supposed to be. I prefer science stories.

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    2. Re:SyFy? by selven · · Score: 1

      A syphilis corridor? Now what could that be?

    3. Re:SyFy? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      That's syfylus. It's the new borg equivalent you get it by masturbating to a certain network's programming.

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  5. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend of mine who films his own movies has a corriodor in his basement. He says that corridor is one of his primary sets.

    The same was true with Trek. If they weren't on the bridge, they were in some damn corridor. One of the things I liked about DS9 and Babylon 5 was that they had lots of "open" sets, and tried to avoid corridors as much as possible.

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  6. Sci-Fi by Broken+scope · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause in the future we don't have cable management or flimsy plastic plates to cover up sensitive equipment and sharp corners.

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    1. Re:Sci-Fi by Icegryphon · · Score: 1

      In the future, hell it is hard to find Cable Management and plastic covers nowadays.
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/sprokop/3536023955/

    2. Re:Sci-Fi by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you seen the ISS? The future is looking pretty organized. http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/177653main_UTBI1.jpg

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    3. Re:Sci-Fi by LordAndrewSama · · Score: 1

      Maybe they think being able to easily and quickly access something to fix it is more important than organization. especially on the ISS where I imagine most things are important, if not mission critical. you don't want to spend 30 mins getting the floor board off to fix the fresh air system, sort of thing.

    4. Re:Sci-Fi by egburr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, once you invent artificial gravity, you're back to having to have dedicated floor space for walking, standing, sitting, etc. And when your habitat expands beyond just a six person capacity with everyone knowing everything, to a large community where people have specialized tasks, you will probably not want to have everything just sitting out in the open like that for people who don't know what they are doing to accidentally bump things on their way by and not know how to correct it. And when your habitat grows beyond just a few small rooms, you will have to have dedicated travel (dare I say it?) corridors, that are just that, corridors.

      When your entire environment is very small and contains a very few smart, well-trained people, you can make use of every available space like they do on the ISS.

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    5. Re:Sci-Fi by Spad · · Score: 2, Funny

      And we have an entire infrastructure of pipes dedicated to moving steam around every ship or building complex, for some reason.

    6. Re:Sci-Fi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Holy Jebus. I knew all those Sci-Fi shots of people sailing gracefully through corridors in zero-G was a myth. I always thought people would just bump into stuff, but now I know that it's because you'd most certainly get an arm or a leg caught in something.

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    7. Re:Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we have an entire infrastructure of pipes dedicated to moving steam around every ship or building complex, for some reason.

      Well, um... those aren't steam pipes, they are just really well armored cable conduits!;)

    8. Re:Sci-Fi by raddan · · Score: 1

      How'd you get that picture of my office?

    9. Re:Sci-Fi by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Well... um... you see.. when traveling faster than the speed of light, the corridor light just sort of pools to form a slurry that moves to the back end of the ship. Those pipes are used to pump the light slurry to the front of the ship so people can see.... Um... yeah... still needs some work.

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    10. Re:Sci-Fi by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No your not, becasue you have artificial gravity. Who says it can only be on one wall?

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    11. Re:Sci-Fi by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Even in that pic, it doesn't look as though there's too much stuff on the 'floor' (bottom of the picture). You'd have to be able to reach out and grab somthing to prevent yourself from floating into a wall that you didn't want to float into...

    12. Re:Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That looks like my room after cleaning.

    13. Re:Sci-Fi by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the ISS? The future is looking pretty organized.

      My God.

      How are you supposed to navigate that, in zero G, without constantly breaking things, pulling cables out of place etc.

      I'm surprised noone has been garotted by those cables yet.

      It looks like a disaster zone.

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    14. Re:Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because when something is leaking or shorting out or otherwise broken, you don't want to find out about it until the access panel shows some sign of fault or deterioration. And then there's the fun of removing that access panel with the possible mess or raging fire going on underneath it. Believe it or not, all that crap is mostly out in the open for a reason. And the crew is typically smart enough not to touch that shit if they don't know wtf it does. If there's a high traffic area where bumping is a hazard, a vital switch or valve may have it's own access container to prevent inadvertant operation. Yet the cables or pipes to it are still outside in the open. Any issues to do with damage control containment are what doors and bulkheads are for.

      This is from 5 years of experience on a freaking Navy ship. We didn't call them corridors; but passageways, ladders, and trunks are essentially the same damn thing. I don't see why sci-fi would need to separate the concept much from reality.

    15. Re:Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moving at a reasonable speed, probably. Unlike SF disasters, any real drama is quite likely to be on time scales to short to do anything about (everyone dies) or long enough that moving around isn't going to be a big issue, and you can afford to move about methodically. (And then die, knowing what's coming the whole time...)

      Of course, rushing through corridors ricocheting off the walls makes much better TV, and for certain speeds of depressurization events, could even be needed in reality, but the odds are against it, and the station is designed for work, not for the 1-in-100000 chance of extreme drama.

    16. Re:Sci-Fi by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If you have artificial gravity, who needs propulsion? Generate gravity in front of you and free-fall to your destination.

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  7. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the most vapid article I've ever read.

    The author says he'll get to star wars 'later' but never does. It's no surprise that the author couldn't be bothered proof reading. If I was about to do a huge turd in public, I wouldn't look before I flushed either.

  8. Tune in next week... by bigmaddog · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...for the space toilet special. An interview with George Lucas will explore the challenges of sci fi pooping, creating believable multi-species lavatories that account for physical as well as cultural differences, whether Jedi excrement has any force abilities, and the problems traditionally associated with merchandising this under-developed aspect of cinema.

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    1. Re:Tune in next week... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Literally LOL.

      That post gave me the image of a constipated Luke Skywalker sitting on the john and straining, when Obi Wan's voice comes to him from beyond saying "Luke! Use the Force! Let go!"

      Followed shortly by a cut away to this

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    2. Re:Tune in next week... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      That post gave me the image of a constipated Luke Skywalker sitting on the john and straining, when Obi Wan's voice comes to him from beyond saying "Luke! Use the Force! Let go!"

      A few more that come to mind:

      "Thats no moon!!!!!!"

      or

      "This isn't a cave!!!!!!"

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  9. I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by Mondoz · · Score: 0

    It never made any sense to have these huge waste-of-space tunnels in space craft.
    When you have to carry your atmosphere with you, why create so many empty spaces that you have to then fill with air?
    Use that space for something! Put labs there! Crew quarters! Something!

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    1. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 0

      I always disliked the fact that they almost always walk down these corridors as if subject to exactly 1g. I hate the "we invented artificial gravity" crutch they always use. Unless they have some large space station rotating to simulate 1g at the perimeter, artificial gravity should be banned from scifi. Of course, that just means no more scifi, since it's pretty expensive to film on a movie on a vomit comet. So forget my idea.

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    2. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Corridors in ships serve the same purpose as hallways in homes - to move from one room to another.

      The corridors in the original Star Trek were practical. In the Next Generation it was an example of how "soft" the Federation had become, and Q said as much during his forced encounter with the Borg. Enterprise-D was almost like a luxury liner (see season 1's final episode where a guy compares the ship to the QE2).

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    3. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have never been on a submarine have you? Space ships have a lot in common with submarines.

      Use that space for something! Put labs there!

      Yes, because no one would mind people walking through their work space. Who cares if one get's jostled by someone passing through while one is performing a delicate and/or dangerous step in a procedure or experiment?

      Crew quarters!

      Yes, because no one would mind people walking through their living and sleeping space at all hours of the day and night. I am sure those people on night watch won't mind have their sleep disturbed ever few minutes.

      Those corridors connect rooms together. They are hallways. No corridors, and you end up with one huge room which will result in no privacy, a huge waste of air, and is wonderful vulnerability because it takes just a hole or two to kill everyone on the ship.

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    4. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      Having a bunch of extra could be useful to give you time to fix your air processor when it breaks down.

    5. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by raddan · · Score: 1

      The ISS has no corridors. It's just a bunch of modules linked together. One of the advantages of zero-g, I suppose.

    6. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by dissy · · Score: 1

      I hate the "we invented artificial gravity" crutch they always use.

      It was that or "A wizard did it!"

    7. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's, what, 10 people on there? Not scalable.

    8. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by Mondoz · · Score: 1

      Neither does the Space Shuttle. There's no hallway connecting the mid-deck and flight-deck. There's just a hole in the ceiling/floor.

      There's no empty hallways on typical airline jets; you go from the passenger compartments to the door to the flight deck. No hallway.

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    9. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      You have never been on a submarine have you? Space ships have a lot in common with submarines.

      I just hope that space ships don't stink like subs.

      (The only subs I have been on were Royal Navy diesels.. and My God. They smelt worse than my current flatmates room).

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    10. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Walking through submarines, I remember most of the crew sleeping quarters being bunks recessed into the sides of the hallways. Along other parts of the central corridor were storage and equipment bins. There was "unused" travel space, but it was at the absolute smallest size possible, along for 2 (small) people to scoot past each other, perhaps.

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    11. Re:I never liked Sci Fi corridors. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Ok, now imagine being locked up in your flat for 100 days with your flatmates. That is what space will REALLY smell like.

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  10. Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I have a horrible feeling we're going to see a lot of goatse replies to this topic?

    1. Re:Uh oh by damburger · · Score: 1

      Probably, but they deserve to be modded up if they can find a goatse in the style of HR Giger.

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    2. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corridor sized?

  11. I'm damburger, and I'm a corridorholic by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dear god, I thought I was alone.

    Corridors are the unappreciated bedrock of science fiction. I guess the original reason is because they could be repeatedly used for different parts of a ship/space station/alien planet, but they've taken on a life of their own.

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    1. Re:I'm damburger, and I'm a corridorholic by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Then you must remember the guy from the Mac ads as a fellow corridorholic in the best example of a science fiction corridor yet created.

  12. I've always said it by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Flash Gordon is indeed far superior to A New Hope [ducks, covers]

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    1. Re:I've always said it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any movie with a soundtrack by Queen is automatically one of the best movies ever made.

    2. Re:I've always said it by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 0, Redundant

      hear hear

    3. Re:I've always said it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

    4. Re:I've always said it by Skinnybrown · · Score: 1

      Even Highlander II?

  13. No Event Horizon "meat grinder" corridor? by Vrallis · · Score: 1

    I would think the "meat grinder"-like "containment corridor" from Event Horizon would be a great example for that article, but it's a no-show.

    1. Re:No Event Horizon "meat grinder" corridor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the "meat grinder" corridor from Stalker ?

  14. Non standar ones by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like the ones in Cube (and se/pre quels) that separate one room from another, short, high, but usually was enough to give a hint on what is forward, or at least see the fate to the first one that went in. Or the one in Coraline (ok, is no sci-fi, but probably qualifies as a "special" corridor).

  15. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can't really fault Trek for having so many corridors when most of the shots occur on the ship. If the space ships of Star Trek are anything like U.S. naval vessels, then they are mostly corridors connecting rooms. The rooms will be cargo, berthing, galleys, a few work shops, engineering, and the bridge. If the ship supports fly ops, it will have a hanger and flight deck.

    The important thing is that there will be no "open" decks. Everything will be enclosed, much like a modern submarine. Space will be at a premium due to life support considerations, so rooms will be small and packed together. Plus, depending on how long it takes to get around, there is the matter of food and water storage, recycling systems.

    In ST:TOS, the Enterprise would often be "three weeks out" from the starbase of the week. It had a crew of about 1,000. So, the ship had to have enough food, water, and air for 1,000 people for three weeks. Even with the "replicators", there would need to be source matter to create the food from. Let us not forget waste handling. Ejecting it from the ship means loss of material, water, and air. Storing requires voids. Recycling it requires space for the recycling equipment.

    Also, a ship moves through space so it must have engines and fuel. The bigger the rooms, the bigger the ship, the more mass the ship has, the bigger the engines and the more fuel it needs.

    Most people forget many of the details required for life because those details are taken for granted on a planet.

    Corridors are the natural result of building large space ships with large crew compliments. Even a large cargo vessel will be some huge empty spaces for the cargo and a large space for engineering both connected to a small crew section which will be mostly small rooms off of corridors.

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  16. I hate corridors in series by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    Am i the only one that doesn't want to see people walking around for 10mins of a 50min show! The worst offence is opening a scene showing somebody silently walking into a room from a corridor, in a 2/3hr film this isn't too bad as it can be used to set the scene (i'd still rather they didn't), but if you add up the time people walk about in a series like Stargate SG-1 it's got to be about a 1/5 of the show!!! I distinctly remember the lack of corridors on firefly as one of the reasons i loved the show!

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    1. Re:I hate corridors in series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you weren't a fan of West Wing?

    2. Re:I hate corridors in series by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      What about that corridor heading up to the bridge, with the two bunks on either side?

    3. Re:I hate corridors in series by pjfry3000 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there always a lot of dialogue or plot progression taken care of during corridor scenes in SG-1? Would you rather they be standing still in a room or next to a console instead? (since they do so much of the latter, it could get pretty boring having even fewer scene changes.)

    4. Re:I hate corridors in series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship had a main corridor, it opened up in the floor for and off to the sides for the private quarters and at one end was the cockpit.

      It's a ship, it needs a corridor...they couldn't have rooms without a corridor. Do you even know what a corridor is?

    5. Re:I hate corridors in series by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      ofc it had a fucking corridor, but there is about 2 minutes footage in there in the series!

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    6. Re:I hate corridors in series by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      I don't mind the talking scenes (although i do think developing the plot in other ways is much better), but they did a lot of lame walking (in/out of rooms/gates) in SG1. I appreciate the good dialogues, but there are also a lot of time wasting, particularly in the lame middle series (3/4ish to 6/7ish)

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    7. Re:I hate corridors in series by mykro76 · · Score: 1

      I distinctly remember the lack of corridors on firefly as one of the reasons i loved the show!

      Actually, Firefly used corridors quite a bit. The team hung out in large rooms, but the more personal run-ins always occurred in the corridor or on the gangplank (a kind of corridor, really).

      Imho the characters being able to duck straight into their personalised bunk trapdoors to escape a probing conversation, were a central theme to the show.

  17. Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    The liberator had corridors of POWER( and cardboard)!!! They were all lit up and meant business!!!!

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    1. Re:Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they still had compartments under the decking that they could hide in.

    2. Re:Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When a Sci-Fi corridor is mentioned I instantly think of old series Dr. Who. They were all flimsy and cheap, but they were interesting to look at and it always seemed like half the story involved the Doctor and/or an assistant running through them.

    3. Re:Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      The very earliest Dr. Who serials, on occasion, dedicated an entire half hour episode to cutting back and forth between the Dr. + companion, and another group, both walking through corridors or caves on the way to meet up. Sometimes they wouldn't even be talking, just a 5 minute shot of them walking and stepping over debris.

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    4. Re:Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I'll bet you're a big fan of 'The Invasion of Time.'

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    5. Re:Blakes 7 had the best corridors!!! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      When a Sci-Fi corridor is mentioned I instantly think of old series Dr. Who. They were all flimsy and cheap, but they were interesting to look at and it always seemed like half the story involved the Doctor and/or an assistant running through them.

      I hereby present without comment, the corridor scene from the parody/fanfic "The All-Singing, All-Dancing Five Doctors Pro-Am Cabaret Extravaganza" which I just happened to dig into my CD archive today to reread.

      It was much later. The Doctor thrust his hands into his pockets, pursed his lips and peered into the dimly-it corridor.

      The corridor.

      Many people, the Time Lords included, thought of these ubiquitous quadrosurface cubicoid two-dimensional tunnels with the name beginning with 'c' and rhyming with 'snorridor' as, well, reasonably harmless. Just scenery, really, aren't they? said Borusa once in a lecture, and the young Doctor (or Theta Sigma as he was known to the faculty, or Spacko as he was known to the Master and his gang of wannabe megalomaniacs) had had no cause to disagree.

      He knew better now, of course. In all his battles against the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Gods of Rrrragnarrrok et al, *they* had been there. Lurking. Laughing behind his back. There would usually be a family of them in every inhabited city on every planet in the known universe, and at Guild meetings they would gather together, fomenting secret strategems, preparing for the glorious day when they could be free of their shackles and rise up to control the cosmos...ahahahahahaha.... Um. Evil, twisted creatures, they got special pleasure from a range of illicit activities. Luring unwary space travellers into their squalid interiors, where they would spend the rest of their days wandering up and down in topological disarray and having strange disturbing thoughts about artexed wallpaper. Saying the word 'wee', very quietly, when no-one was around. Winning design awards at the annual 'Beings with No Nasal Tract' festival. And - especially - messing the Doctor around. They really had it in for him.

      And the Doctor hated corridors. Almost as much as he hated half-hour info- mercials extolling the dubious virtues of spending large quantities of coin in the purchasing of small, white, serrated plastic culinary utensils such as the Carrot Disney-Character-U-Sculpt, the Cabbage Home Topiary Kit, and the Radish Friend! which, er, had been on a scrambled channel for some, um, reason.

      There's quite a bit more of this, but I do think that's enough for the time being.

  18. Moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man I am so sick and tired of hearing about this Moon movie. It is allegedly the best sci-fi movie to come out in a while, and yet everyone but me on the Internets seems to be able to watch it. No theaters are showing it, it's not available on Netflix, USENET, or Best Buy. And yet you people can't shut up about it.

    Where the fuck are all these people seeing this alleged movie that seems to not exist? Is it all a big hoax? I'd love to see it but it all appears to be a giant April Fool's joke in the Summer.

  19. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the more mass the ship has, the bigger the engines and the more fuel it needs

    In space? Really?

  20. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by moose_hp · · Score: 4, Funny

    [...] Even with the "replicators", there would need to be source matter to create the food from. Let us not forget waste handling. [...]

    You just solved both problems with the same solution.

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  21. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the more mass the ship has, the bigger the engines and the more fuel it needs

    In space? Really?

    Hint: if you have multiple destinations, you're going to have to accelerate occasionally.

  22. holy freudian psychology batman by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    lonely asocial men, obsessed with the appreciation of dark tubes where magical things happen

    sometimes a corridor is just a corridor?

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  23. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Denial93 · · Score: 1

    I disagree. The whole ship could be remote controlled by FTL subspace communication, which is available in that universe. But even if you accept the presence of a large number of meat-bodied crew, they wouldn't need to be housed in such an inefficient fashion, let alone to cross those unneccessary distances on foot.

    Of course this makes no sense because Star Trek wasn't made with realism in mind. But that is also true of your reasoning about how it is "natural" there would be corridors.

    All in all, the corridor is popular simply because it is a single, cheap, permanent set that can easily be turned into any corridor going from anywhere to anywhere on the ship. And that's all.

  24. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 2, Funny

    In ST:TOS, the Enterprise would often be "three weeks out" from the starbase of the week. It had a crew of about 1,000. So, the ship had to have enough food, water, and air for 1,000 people for three weeks. Even with the "replicators", there would need to be source matter to create the food from. Let us not forget waste handling. Ejecting it from the ship means loss of material, water, and air. Storing requires voids. Recycling it requires space for the recycling equipment.

    This problem is solved.

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  25. Doctor Who and Mickey Mouse by fermion · · Score: 1
    It is interesting that the subject of corridor brought these two things to mind.

    The first place i read about the sci fi corridor was in a set of books written using Walt Disney characters in a a space setting. IIRC, they were written at a high level for the demographic, and one of the favorite words was corridor. It took me a while to determine what a corridor was. The character were always going up and down corridors.

    I really enjoyed many of the corridors in Dr. Who. Not so much the tardis, but the other places they went. What I found interesting was one set of commentary where one of the companions talked about the types of corridor acting they had to master. Perhaps they were joking, but it does seem that acting while in or walking down a corridor is different from acting in a larger space.

    I wonder how many corridors we see are caused by budget constraints. For instance, it is said that Buffy only had one or two corridors that were redressed for the Sunnydale High School.

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  26. Best corridor(s) from the classic 2001 by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The best corridors were from the movie 2001. In it we have:

    - The long corridor connecting the crew module from the propulsion system on the Discovery. Note it was octagonal in section and had no up or down as it was only to be accessed in zero-g.
    - The short corridor/connector in the shuttle to the moon where the mod space stewardess walks in and, thanks to the tricks of a rotating set and fixed camera, travels up the wall onto the "ceiling" and exits. (She is supposedly held on by her velcro shoes).
    - The short connector on the Discovery which is where the non-rotating main part of the space-craft meets the rotating part of the crew module. The astronauts must float down it and then clamber down a spinning opening to the part of the spacecraft that has artificial gravity. This is also another great "corridor", here Stanley Kubrik built basically an enclosed ferris wheel and in some memorable shots, had his astronauts jogging all around the "wheel".

    Amazing what you can do with a script that isn't pseudo science and a director who cares (and has a good budget!).

    1. Re:Best corridor(s) from the classic 2001 by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Amazing, how horribly bad a movie can be despite all that. I really liked the book but the movie was just rediculously bad.

    2. Re:Best corridor(s) from the classic 2001 by bughunter · · Score: 1

      While I can appreciate the aesthetic behind your choice of corridors, my favorite corridor is still the Laser Corridor from Resident Evil... it even has a sense of humor.

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  27. Satellite of Love by Vohar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd have to say my favorite Sci-Fi corridor is always going to be MST3K's during the transitions between sketch and movie.

    "Oh no we've got MOVIE SIIIIIIIIGN!"

  28. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [...] Even with the "replicators", there would need to be source matter to create the food from. Let us not forget waste handling. [...]

    You just solved both problems with the same solution.

    do you really want to save on space for plumbing by crapping in the same place where you get your food?

  29. The lost art of gypsum drywall by Biff+Stu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just as people currently endeavor to recreate the manufacturing methods for medieval stained glass or the great pyramids, the people of the future will be awestruck at the ability of 20th and 21st people to make such smooth walls out of the mysterious and amazing material known as drywall.

    1. Re:The lost art of gypsum drywall by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      I am already amazed!

    2. Re:The lost art of gypsum drywall by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Heretic! Everyone knows that sin was abolished after the paneling wars.

  30. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    In Trek only two things really seem to take up any significant space: power generation and long-term/reliable data storage. Unfortunately, they haven't figured out how to run their consoles on light in the future, so people are always getting zapped on the deck. (Cars from the 1960s used fiberoptics to centralize light sources, and today we can retrieve information back from that channel... what're all these conductors doing on the bridge?) Oh, and of course, warp drives.

    On the other hand, trek spaceships seem to be at least partially monocoque (yes, an inherent contradiction, but it is the convention) as naval vessels are by necessity, and for at least superficially similar reasons.

    When we build large buildings, they have a lot of corridors, especially back in the days when people had offices.

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  31. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Informative

    In ST:TOS, the Enterprise would often be "three weeks out" from the starbase of the week. It had a crew of about 1,000.

    No, it was usually somewhat more than 400, IIRC.

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  32. Re: by clint999 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Probably, but they deserve to be modded up if they can find a goatse in the style of HR Giger.

  33. Outstanding by P.+Legba · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...the only thing I've read better than this article today have been the Slashdot responses.

  34. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Corridors and hallways are symptoms of bad design, actually. You put them in places where you don't want to bother figuring out how to arrange the rooms so you don't need them. But they're a waste of space and building materials if there aren't factors built into the design which necessarily require hallways (many same-sized rooms, for instance): They're rooms that have no function other than to connect other rooms.

    Now, the place where corridors have a great place is literature where they provide a visual impression of the plot progressing (cribbed from an episode of house of all places).

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  35. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by dissy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    the more mass the ship has, the bigger the engines and the more fuel it needs

    In space? Really?

    Yes really.

    Mass != Weight

    In fact, current understanding states that mass is what causes gravity. The more mass, the more gravity.

    The sun is massive, and has a lot of gravitational pull, for example.

    Just because you move yourself far enough away from another massive object to influence you via gravity (or to NOT influence you in this case), does not mean you magically lose mass all over the place.

  36. My 13-year-old son discovered Google Sketch-Up... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    ... and is using it to create and render 3D objects in the past couple weeks. The first major thing he created in full detail was (I kid you not), a sci-fi corridor. :-)

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  37. These walls did more than spin by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    Now this was one cool corridor -- only it took you on a loooong trip.

  38. missing corridors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great concept, but how could they neglect to mention bsg's or farscape's?

  39. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    Approx 430 crew I believe, exact numbers depending on how many redshirts appeared in each episode.

    However, the Enterprise and even the Enterprise-A did not use replicators. The ship had a fully functional galley which was seen in both TOS "Charlie X" I blieve - the one where the budding superman turned Yeaoman Rand into a lizard for rejecting him. The galley also appeared in at least one movie- "The Undiscovered Country" - I think that was ST VI.

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  40. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Even with the "replicators", there would need to be source matter to create the food from.

    The source matter is probably poop.

    Did you know that Soylent Brown is made from feces? Feeeceeeesss I tell you!!!!!

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  41. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Yes really.

    When I read his post, I instantly thought he was referring to the lack of need to keep the engines constantly running.

    You are correct, though, regarding bigger ships needing lots more fuel only if the engines are conventionally fueled. The dilithium crystals used in STdon't take up very much mass...

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  42. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Da+Cheez · · Score: 1

    I disagree. The whole ship could be remote controlled by FTL subspace communication, which is available in that universe.

    Not exactly. In Star Trek, maximum subspace radio speed is only 199,516 times the speed of light. So it would take roughly 183 days to send a message to a remote controlled ship on the other side of the galaxy. Even just controlling a ship on the other side of Federation space (which is only about 10,000 light years across) would take about 18 days. I suppose those limitations could be partially made up for with good future AI, but significant human interaction would be almost completely removed from exploration as a result. When that happens, half the point of exploration is lost as we turn over our desire to explore and learn to robots.

  43. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by sjames · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but thanks to B5, the future FINALLY has bathrooms.

  44. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Knoman · · Score: 1

    Turn in your pocket protector Crew NCC-1701 :430 "NCC one seven O one. No bloody A, B, C, or D."

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  45. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by cskrat · · Score: 1

    Present day astronauts recycle their urine for drinking water. The space and plumbing requirements are less than if they were to stock the ISS with plenty of water to last between resupply runs. Star Trek, having the tech to break apart and rearrange matter on a molecular level, recycles all waste, solid and liquid, for materials to make fresh provisions. This doesn't mean that they crap on the kitchen counter, it just means that whatever you flush goes to a system to recycle it.

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  46. In Praise of Cookies? by Jager+Dave · · Score: 1

    Why did Den of Geek feel it necessary to set in excess of dozen cookies for one simple story? That just annoys the hell out of me...

  47. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by Nitage · · Score: 1

    Mass energy equivilence shows us that 1g of matter contains about the same amount of energy release by the Hiroshima bomb. Mass of fuel isn't going to be a problem for ships powered by matter/anti-matter annihilation.

  48. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by ThePhin · · Score: 1

    In ST:TOS, the Enterprise would often be "three weeks out" from the starbase of the week. It had a crew of about 1,000.

    The majority of your comment is insightful and accurate in so far as it maps to reality. I just had to nitpick on the one fictional element I know about. The crew complement of the original series Enterprise was around 400. In fact, in the episode "A Piece of the Action", Kirk explicitly says, "There are over 400 guys up there."

  49. SPOILER ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are interested in seeing Moon, don't read the wikipedia article.

    Sheesh.

  50. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by PhillyMeeks · · Score: 1

    Reverse digestion?

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  51. Re:Star Wars Gets "More Later"? Really? by qc_dk · · Score: 1

    Because living in the 1st room would be fantastic? You would be able to say hello to all the other people going to and from their rooms through your room. Corridors might be a waste of space in a private home, but not so when trying to cram a lot of people into a small space with a semblance of privacy. In a military setting you also need them for unobstructed movement. So that in a case of an emergency you don't trip over someones bean bag chair. Corridors are a good design. Even in barracks there'll be a "corridor" down the middle, it might not have walls, but try moving your bunk or private belongings in there and see what happens.