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Pigeon Turns Out To Be Faster Than S. African Net

inject_hotmail.com writes "The results are in: it's faster to send your data via an airborne carrier than it is through the pipes. As discussed Tuesday, a company in South Africa called Unlimited IT, frustrated by terribly slow Internet speeds, decided to prove their point by sending an actual homing pigeon with a "data card" strapped to its leg from one of their offices to another while at the same time uploading the same amount of data to the same destination via their ISPs data lines. The media outlet reporting this triumph said that it took the pigeon just over 1 hour to make the 80km/50mile flight, whereas it took over 2 hours to transfer just 4% of that data."

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  1. Pigeons RULE! by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suck it, non-pigeons.

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    1. Re:Pigeons RULE! by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're asking for me to pay the up front fee, I will do so. Via avian carrier. A recent experiment shows that it's more effective than internet based communications.

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    2. Re:Pigeons RULE! by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      For the love of God, just don't try to send any data throgh it's secure socket...

    3. Re:Pigeons RULE! by JavaBear · · Score: 3, Funny

      I must applaud the IT company for trying out a 'green' alternative to large volume data transfer, but I wonder how long it will take for Telkom to get new legislation passed that will outlaw this form of data transfer.

    4. Re:Pigeons RULE! by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pigeons are a series of tubes.

  2. But it still does not answer the question by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the speed of an unloaden African swallow?

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    1. Re:But it still does not answer the question by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

      The european swallows what?

      Loads.

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  3. Not a fair comparison by localman57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fine. So your data rate is higher. But the fact is, a carrier pigeon is only half-duplex, whereas your network connection, though slower, is full-duplex. I bet your carrier-pigeon vendor didn't talk about that part, did he?

    1. Re:Not a fair comparison by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet your carrier-pigeon vendor didn't talk about that part, did he?

      Not only that, but his assistant kept touching my wife's ass, and after he wrapped up his sales presentation and left, we noticed all the silverware was gone. I'd advise all to keep well away from these carrier pigeon vendors, even if they seem slick.

  4. Cloud computing by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 5, Funny

    This give a new meaning to "cloud computing". Just look at the clouds to see the results coming in!

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  5. Take that! by palemantle · · Score: 5, Funny

    They forgot to mention that they also got the pigeon to stop and poop all over the Telkom bosses enroute.

    1. Re:Take that! by muffen · · Score: 4, Funny

      They forgot to mention that they also got the pigeon to stop and poop all over the Telkom bosses enroute.

      It's the logfiles!

  6. One would hope by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that training and money went into creating this network that cannot keep up with a pigeon.

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  7. My professor used to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Never underestimate the datarate of a truck loaded with CDs. The latency is a bitch, though.

    Seems the same applies to pigeons with flash cards.

  8. Re:In defense of the cable... by kick6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A couple of important things were omitted that are important to the pigeon - in particular the time and money that went into training the bird to make that flight. They didn't exactly just reach out of their office window and grab any pigeon that happened to be nearby.

    I don't think thats important at all. Its not like they reached out the window, and grabbed any phone line either. This was simply comparing quality of service between two provider's networks. Telekom lost.

  9. Underwater Fiber by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From TFA:

    Internet speed is expected to improve once a new 17,000 km underwater fiber optic cable linking southern and East Africa to other networks becomes operational

    I thought this "contest" measured the speed of an internal data transfer within SA.

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  10. Re:In defense of the cable... by Ma8thew · · Score: 4, Informative

    Homing pigeons are not trained. Their ability is innate.

  11. Its official... by dreemernj · · Score: 4, Funny

    They've been Pigeowned.

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  12. Not really all that surprising these days by Bicx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    with the size of USB drives you can buy for under $20, I would dare to say that the same experiment would probably have the same results over here in the states (at least with cable and DSL). If I strapped just an 8GB USB drive to a pigeon's leg and had it fly the same distance in around an hour, there's no way my internet connection could beat ~8GB/hr, or approximately 18Mbps (if I calculated correctly).

  13. Well of course it's faster by jabjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A trained pigeon with a large enough capacity USB stick stuck to it will be faster than the internet in almost any country. It scales great too, just add more pigeons. It's a pipe. The problem is the latency sucks. The post office (or in this case pigeon army) has unlimited bandwidth, but terrible latency. If you want to send some one a few blue rays' worth of data, do you email it? Then your fired. Just put them in the damn post, it will get there much faster.

    1. Re:Well of course it's faster by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you want to send some one a few blue rays' worth of data, do you email it? Then your fired. Just put them in the damn post, it will get there much faster.

      If you email it most likely your email server rejects it, at that point you try FTP which sucks because the remote office around the world has a terrible link speed and your outgoing FTP is throttled so you suggest to your IT department that you set up bittorrent at the offices with fast connections because this data must be transferred weekly. Finally after 3 weeks of back and forth you settle for the post office because while everyone including your boss has come up with 5 better solutions than mail the IT guys refuse to implement any of them.

  14. Loss by Bibz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a nice demo of pigeon power, but did they think about pigeon packet loss ? I'm sure it'll be a little more important than cable packet loss

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    1. Re:Loss by muffen · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> but did they think about pigeon packet loss ?

      The carriers have an intrinsic collision avoidance system, which increases availability.
      Because IP only guarantees best effort delivery, loss of a carrier can be tolerated. With time, the carriers are self-regenerating. Audit trails are automatically generated, and can often be found on logs and cable trays.

  15. Pigeons Vs. The Clacks by CapnYarrrrrr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Excellent proof of concept by Lord Vetinari. I do hope Moist Von Lipwig gets this contract as well. Increased pigeon poo fertilizer along the main trunk lines should help agriculture in the region as well. Remind me to participate in the subsequent land-snatching.

  16. Re:This is useless reporting by Calydor · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the /. article also linked in the summary:

    "Just a few days after this Slashdot article, South Africa's largest telecoms provider, Telkom (which has been taking flak for years for its shoddy and overpriced service), is being pitted against a homing pigeon to see which can deliver 4GB of call centre data logs quickest over a distance of around 80km (50 miles). According to the official website, the race is set to take place September 10."

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  17. too bad animaniacs is off the air by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Would have made a good premise for a Goodfeathers episode.

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  18. Re:In defense of the cable... by Fleeced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Homing pigeons are not trained. Their ability is innate.

    Kind of true, but training helps, that's why pigeon racing is a sport - different training methods produce different results (though breeding helps too, of course). In war, they were often trained to find a "moving home"... an ability that is certainly needs training

  19. Yes, if latency is not a factor by amn108 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about latency? Surely it is orders of magnitude larger with pigeons than with even worst possible fiber connections? We are talking minutes versus tens to hundreds of a second. Something anybody with knowledge on networks knows already. Then again, since for most IT companies bandwidth is more important than latency, I guess pigeons make more sense to them. In fact, that is what I would have used. Every time I had to send a gigabyte of media data back when I was in advertisement media business, I wish I had remembered about pigeons. So, for any case where latency is not a factor, pigeons rule. In all other cases however we need any kind of fiber.

    1. Re:Yes, if latency is not a factor by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, yeah, you're not likely do do VoPTP (Voice over Pigeon Transfer Protocol) or play an online game using pigeons as packet carriers. The latency is bad. But this was a POC (Pigeon of Concept) that will lead to an RFC (Request Flying Carrier) and eventually it will go Beta (Birds Enabling Telecommunications Applications).

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  20. Hawks by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    A major source of packet loss...

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  21. You can calculate the speed and it's damning by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, we know it was 4 GB and that in 2 hours the Telekom transferred only 4% of that data. Let's say approximately 4000 MB for ease of calculation. A whole 4% of that is 160 MB transferred in two hours.

    Now bytes are not bits, and network speeds are usually specified in megabits per second. Allowing for handshake, headers, etc, and again going just for a rough ballpark figure, I'll take x10 for the bytes to bits conversion.

    So it's 1600 megabits in 7200 seconds. 1600 / 7200 = 0.22 megabit / sec.

    Honestly, even ADSL upload speeds in the western world tend to be better than that.

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  22. Telkom could not immediately be reached... by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:

    Telkom could not immediately be reached for comment.

    Well, that's because you used email. If you'd sent it pigeon post, it would have got through!

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  23. stupid point to make by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could transfer 4gb faster by tossing an SD card across the room than I could by sending it over our LAN, that doesn't mean the LAN is bad, or slow, it just means that "a Truck full of harddrives has more bandwidth than the whole of the internet"[admitting that "whole of the internet" is a meaningless term in terms of bandwidth]- point being that bandwidth isn't everything

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  24. This just in... by Chatsubo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Patent application granted to "Telkom Communications" for a "method for transmitting data via avian carrier", even though lots of prior art exists.

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  25. An unfair comparison by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fear that this might have been an unfair comparison, though. The pigeon was, after all, dedicated to only that one transfer.

    For a more apples-to-apples comparison with most companies' networks, the pigeon should also be transporting:

    - a porn DVD or two

    - half the collection of lolcat movies on youtube

    - and half the collection of funny clips

    - a periodic refresh of Slashdot, in 1 second intervals.

    - an IRC session on sexnet for the network admin. Logging connections doesn't apply to him, after all. You can contact him under the nickname Linda1991 faster than through the internal channels.

    - a couple of managers' correspondence with the distressed widdow of a nigerian prince. Hey, they're only trying to help her.

    - a trojan download or two, from those guys in marketing who got admin rights on their computer because they can't work without it. And now can't work without the latest animated gizmo off www.i-pwn-your-machine.ru.

    - the keylogger traffic in the other direction from the couple more who already downloaded it.

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    1. Re:An unfair comparison by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Funny

      If your network uses 4 GB packets, I fear that you might not get much advanced out of the whole packet switching concept :p

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    2. Re:An unfair comparison by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Absolutely. The air is just one big tube.

      However, I wonder if it would be faster to just dump a bunch of carrier pigeons on a truck instead and transfer the data that way?

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  26. Re:In defense of the cable... by theverylastperson · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if you just strapped one pigeon onto another pigeon? Each pigeon goes one direction. Thus if we strap two pigeons together we have a bidirectional avian connection. The future is now.

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  27. What... by viridari · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Pigeon?