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Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8

Barence writes "Microsoft is planning to make Windows 8 a 128-bit operating system, according to details leaked from the software giant's Research department. The discovery came to light after Microsoft Research employee Robert Morgan carelessly left details of his work on the social-networking site LinkedIn. His page read: 'Working in high-security department for research and development involving strategic planning for medium and long-term projects. Research & Development projects including 128-bit architecture compatibility with the Windows 8 kernel and Windows 9 project plan. Forming relationships with major partners: Intel, AMD, HP and IBM.' It has since been removed."

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  1. 128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by Luyseyal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs 128? I haven't even used all 64 of my current bits yet.

    -l

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    1. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope you meant 640. :-)

    2. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      With that uid, it's because your pr0n is ASCII art.

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    3. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lysdexia sets in. Dammit! =)

    4. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by Luyseyal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd make you a little ASCII lawn to get off of but I'm still looking for my dentures.

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    5. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got my geek card revoked the other day for saying 64K instead of 640 when referring to the same alleged quote. Slashdot is a cold, heartless, unforgiving place. I'm thinking of moving to 4chan.

    6. Re:128, 64, 32, 16, 8 by oldhack · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's in your mouth, you senile bat.

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  2. 128 bit? by El+Jynx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why, is Google asking that because they're running out of addressable memory space again?

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  3. Volume: 11 by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well in *my* OS, the volume goes all the way to 11!

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    1. Re:Volume: 11 by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 5, Funny

      bare with me

      *Shudder*

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    2. Re:Volume: 11 by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      bare with me

      *Shudder*

      Well, his (her?) user name IS "no undies".

    3. Re:Volume: 11 by noidentity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well in *my* OS, the volume goes all the way to 11!

      In my 128-bit OS, the volume goes all the way to 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,455.

    4. Re:Volume: 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In my 128-bit OS, the volume does nothing because SoundMax hasn't released drivers yet.

  4. And our friend Robert by captaindomon · · Score: 5, Funny

    has been transferred to another department - the Pit of Despair.

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    1. Re:And our friend Robert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      More like the Pit of This Chair, I would think...

  5. Fuck Everything by FlyingBishop · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're doing five blades.

    1. Re:Fuck Everything by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

      and we'll do it live.

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    2. Re:Fuck Everything by Maniacal · · Score: 4, Funny

      WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

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    3. Re:Fuck Everything by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 4, Funny

      FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

  6. Where's Windows 7? by empgodot · · Score: 3, Funny

    With Windows 6.1 being Windows 7, does Windows 8 actually mean Windows 7?

  7. Re:Not really by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 5, Funny

    The is no Robert Morgan that works at Microsoft. Not sure who this guy is but if he does work at MS its not his real name.

    Well, not anymore, anyway. :-)

  8. That would make... by Lord+Lode · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would make Windows a 128 bit wrapper around a 64 bit implementation of a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system, originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

    1. Re:That would make... by halfEvilTech · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would make Windows a 128 bit wrapper around a 64 bit implementation of a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system, originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

      and has 0 bits of common sense

    2. Re:That would make... by adisakp · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would also make Windows a 0x10000000bit wrapper around a 0x1000000bit implementation of a 0x100000bit extension for a 0x10000bit patch to an 0x1000bit operating system, originally coded for a 0x100bit microprocessor, written by a 0x10bit company, that can't stand 0x1bit of competition.

      Putting numbers in hex (0x notation) doesn't make this a "programmer joke". Especially if you get your base wrong since you're obviously trying to use binary in which case the value 128 would be represented as 0b10000000 or 10000000b, not 0x10000000 (which is actually 256M or 268,435,456 in decimal).

      Here's a programmer joke (which sounds better spoken than read): To be or not to be .... equals 0xff.

    3. Re:That would make... by adisakp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, that should be exactly 8-bits... not at least 8-bits. Now I feel like I'm debugging my jokes and that's not funny at all!

  9. 220... 221... whatever it takes by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, well I'm working on an OS that'll be 129 bits!

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    1. Re:220... 221... whatever it takes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nice obscure "Mr. Mom" joke.

      Who the hell references Mr. Mom?

  10. 128 bit OS? by gumpish · · Score: 5, Funny

    16.8 million terabytes of RAM should be enough for anyone.

    1. Re:128 bit OS? by Zedrick · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least until Duke Nukem Forever is released.

  11. Upgrade paths by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that settles it, then! Why on earth would I buy a paltry 64-bit Windows 7 when a much shinier and newer 128-bit Windows 8 is right around the corner? I'd best hold off until then! Thanks, Microsoft!

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    1. Re:Upgrade paths by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make sure you get the best hardware, too. The Osbourne 3 is optimized for Windows 8.

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    2. Re:Upgrade paths by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You see, they can no longer produce an OS which is very much better than the last so they've started releasing really sucky ones so the _next_ one looks so much better.

      Didn't they start doing that about 10 years ago?

  12. Re:Holy shit by dmbasso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not necessarily, they could skip a step entirely, just like WinXP was followed by Win 7.

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  13. Re:Not really by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, that's right on schedule for Windows 8 then.

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  14. For security by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quoth Balmer, "Let's see hackers find our security holes in this address space!"

  15. Why they need 128 bits? by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny

    - BSOD now in 4D (3 spatial dimensions and time, more precisely from 1988 to 2015)
    - That is what requires Security Essentials to have a string sample in memory of every Windows virus/trojan before 2006
    - Bill Gates finally agreed that 640k wasnt enough for everyone.
    - Codenamed Windows TNG, where no bit has gone before
    - You actually will need all that memory to not require swapping (unless you load more than 3 apps)

  16. Re:Not really by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just like that other chap who was always making wild statements about what Microsoft was going to do next.

    They let him go too. What was his name again? Will? Billy? ...something.

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  17. idiot by smoker2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    His page read: 'Working in high-security department for research and development involving strategic planning for medium and long-term projects.

    Yeah right. Gob like the mersey tunnel.

  18. Re:Not really by Jurily · · Score: 3, Funny

    It refers to a 128 bit filesystem ala ZFS, not the whole OS.

    Oh. I thought they pulled a Vista again and the 16 exabytes of RAM provided by 64-bit was not enough for their latest crime against humanity.

  19. Not sure... by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I'll tell you how it will end.

    The final architecture EVER will be 640-bit. And that WILL be enough for everyone.

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  20. 128 bit C data type? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    long long long?
    really long long?

    1. Re:128 bit C data type? by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 2, Funny

      It'll actually be called the John Holmes.

    2. Re:128 bit C data type? by sohp · · Score: 2, Funny

      typedef UNSIGNED_JOHNHOLMES

  21. Re:Not really by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I think I remember him. He thought the Internet was a passing fad, claimed he'd single-handedly defeat spam, promised Microsoft was taking security seriously in 2000, all kinds of nonsense like that. Had a really dorky haircut too.

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  22. Expected Date for Windows 8? by cppmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once read that it took us 30 years to figure out 8 bits then about 5 years to exhaust the abilities of 8 bits so we moved to 16bits which we exhausted in 10 years so we moved to 32bits which took us about 20+ years (this post written on a 32 bit machine which has thus far been far more reliable than the wife's 64 bit machines) to exhaust so following this logic it will take us 40+ years to exhaust 64bits. Does this then mean I can expect Windows 8 in about 2050?

  23. Re:More information by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wassamatter, Microsoft? 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 bytes ain't enough for anybody anymore?

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  24. Corrected Summary by MountainLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    The discovery came to light after FORMER Microsoft Research employee Robert Morgan carelessly left details of his work...

  25. Glendale University by jgarra23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to Wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenndale_University

    this University isn't even accredited!!

  26. Re:Not really by Kozz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even the most wasteful of Stupid Virtual Memory Tricks aren't going to put a lot of pressure on 64-bit addressing any time soon.

    You heard it here first, folks: 64-bit ought to be enough for anybody.

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  27. Re:More information by lxs · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyway someone is going to want 2,097,152 terabytes of RAM before too long

    Coincidentally that is about the projected amount RAM needed to run Windows 8.

  28. Re:More information by BlackMesaLabs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Bob?!!?