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Explaining Corporate Culture Through "The Office"

Writing in the ribbonfarm.com blog, Venkatesh Rao uses The Office to explain and illustrate a theory of management he calls the Gervais Principle (after the TV series's creator). Taking off from Hugh MacLeod's cartoon laying out a corporate hierarchy in layers of Sociopaths, the Clueless, and Losers, Rao riffs on and updates the Peter Principle, in these terms: "Sociopaths, in their own best interests, knowingly promote over-performing losers into [clueless] middle-management, groom under-performing losers into sociopaths, and leave the average bare-minimum-effort losers to fend for themselves." Don't know about you, but this analysis suddenly makes sense of much that mystified me in my sojourn in corporate America.

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  1. Office space by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    That makes better sense for slashdotters.

    /I believe you have my stapler.

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  2. Yes men by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where I work a sure fire way to get promoted is to do exactly what your boss says, no matter how stupid or badly thought out. The boss is alwaye right.

    The result is that middle management is crammed with hyper reactive former engineers who jump from task to task on a seconds notice and literally cringe when the phone rings.

    The final result is that out product line is a mess of modules built with incompatible tool chains, and our actual code is a mess of short term hacks.

    Fuck.

    1. Re:Yes men by cjfs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Chin up, your situation can't be all that bad. I noticed you referred to "boss" in the singular. It only gets rough when multiple bosses say conflicting things that all must be correct. Then you have to start redefining words.

    2. Re:Yes men by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Chin up, your situation can't be all that bad. I noticed you referred to "boss" in the singular. It only gets rough when multiple bosses say conflicting things that all must be correct. Then you have to start redefining words.

      Don't get me started on matrix management across different countries with nationalistic paranoia thrown into the mix....

    3. Re:Yes men by feepness · · Score: 1

      The result is that middle management is crammed with hyper reactive former engineers who jump from task to task on a seconds notice and literally cringe when the phone rings.

      Wow! My work is the same way! How do you think we should fix it?!

    4. Re:Yes men by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Resign.

    5. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cheer up. It could be worse!

      For example your name could have been Michael Bolton, and/or one of your co-workers might make a "jump to conclusions" board game after he botches his suicide.

      And don't get me started on the TPS reports.

    6. Re:Yes men by cjfs · · Score: 1

      Wow! My work is the same way! How do you think we should fix it?!

      Short the stock, then you're guaranteed to win!

    7. Re:Yes men by jandersen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Firstly: I think this model, with 'sociopaths' on top and derogatory names all around, is a load of nonsense, really. A sociopath is what used to be called a psychopath in the not so old days; but since it turned out that the general public, helped by the entertainment industry, completely misunderstood what it was all about, the term 'sociopath' was coined instead. Now, of course, people use the term to try to sound as if they have a clue, which, alas, they still haven't - the author of the OP included.

      So what is wrong with this description? Well, for one thing, psychopaths are not typically ambitious, target-seeking people; they are generally lacking in purpose and direction and their choices often seem random and trivial. They can land a top job only to throw it away a week later; they can steal an expensive item and almost give away on a whim to somebody in the pub - they seem to feel little in the way of regrets, remorse or empathy. This seems to be at the root of why psychopaths are unreliable and sometimes become serial killers - but it also makes it highly unlikely that they will be found at the top of any pyramid; IMO the most likely personality disorder to be found there is the one called narcissistic personality disorder, but that is only a layman's opinion.

      The other problem I have with this sweeping description of companies is, that you are either 'sociopath', 'clueless' or 'loser'. While there are certainly some of those around in most companies, I don't think you see many successful businesses around if that was all there was to it; my personal experience from about 25 years as programmer and UNIX system manager is that most employees are 1) competent in their area, 2) want to do as good a job as they can, and 3) are not afraid of telling their managers that they disagree.

      The real problem in many companies is, that there is an overweight of top-level managers with a background in sales or finances - too many MBAs and too few people with a genuine, technical background. This leads too often to a lack of appreciation of the very essential group of employees that go under the term 'engineers', and far too much focus on superficial sales-targets, that are often not realistic. And because the top-leaders don't understand why their targets are never met, they end up being timid and frustrated, which is then channeled into a climate of bullying and vengefulness.

    8. Re:Yes men by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    9. Re:Yes men by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Lack of regrets, remorse, empathy? That sounds quite a lot like the kind of traits that would make their way through tiers of management. Some companies do 'deliver value' by being downright nice and wonderful. The majority however, get ahead by being more ruthless than the others.

    10. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh so you work for Cenitex too do you?
      http://www.cenitex.vic.gov.au/

    11. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You, sir, are either clueless or an authoritarian manipulator yourself. Your definitions are erroneous and not a little bit pompously wrong. A sociopath is not the same as a psychopath. A sociopath is aware of connsequences that affect him, though he may be guiltless and conscienceless in regard to effects of his actions on others. A psychopath on the other hand often does not care about effects on him, he will carry out destructive actions without bothering to worry about the future.

      In my career I've run into a more than average number of sociopaths in marketing positions and have come to realize they rise because they lie slickly, are destructive to companies without caring what happens as long as they benefit from their actions and are not personally damaged. I've also seen sociopaths in engineering and non engineering positions, and at the top of companies.

      And your last sentence is hogwash.

    12. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice post.

    13. Re:Yes men by DangerFace · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the Oxford Dictionary of Psychology, the premier psychological dictionary of Britain:

      sociopathy n. Another name for antisocial personality disorder. sociopath n. A person with sociopathy.

      And here's the definiton of antisocial personality disorder:

      antisocial personality disorder n. A personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, beginning in childhood or early adolescence and continuing into adulthood, with such signs and symptoms as failure to conform to social norms, manifested by repeated unlawful behaviour; deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying or swindling [confidence trickery] for pleasure or personal gain; impulsivity or failure to plan ahead; irritability and aggressiveness involving frequent assaults or fights; reckless disregard for the safety of self or others; consistent irresponsibilty involving failure to hold down jobs or to honour financial obligations; and lack of remorse for the mistreatment of others, as indicated by indifference or rationalization.

      Please note that not all of these indicators need necessarily be present for a diagnosis of sociopathy, but my apologies, I don't have a copy of the DSMIV with me right now. In any case, jandersen is talking out of his arse, and has apparently made up a definition of sociopathy by watching some TV shows.

      ... but that is only a layman's opinion.

      Yes, jandersen, it is a layman's opinion. Perhaps you have heard the saying "'tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"?

    14. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Organisational sociopaths: rarely challenged, often promoted. Why?"
      http://www.emeraldinsight.com/Insight/ViewContentServlet?Filename=Published/EmeraldFullTextArticle/Articles/2960020302.html

    15. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for one thing, psychopaths are not typically ambitious, target-seeking people; they are generally lacking in purpose and direction and their choices often seem random and trivial.

      I'm going to go with the general profile for someone with antisocial personality disorder (which is one of the more common forms of "sociopaths")

              * Persistent lying or stealing
              * Superficial charm
              * Apparent lack of remorse or empathy; inability to care about hurting others
              * Impulsivity and/or recklessness
              * Poor behavioral controls — expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper
              * Narcissism, elevated self-appraisal or a sense of extreme entitlement
              * Tendency to violate the boundaries and rights of others
              * Aggressive, often violent behavior; prone to getting involved in fights
              * Disregard for the safety of self or others

      Seems to me that this would be the PERFECT person that would climb the corporate ladder.

      A sociopath is what used to be called a psychopath in the not so old days

      That works both ways. A psychopath ten years ago is called a sociopath today, a sociopath today would be called a psychopath ten years ago. It is not a term that changes the definition of what the person is suffering from. That you have a prejudiced view of "psychopaths" (no doubt fueled by decades of movie-portrayals) does not make it true.

      completely misunderstood what it was all about

      Yes, yes you have.

    16. Re:Yes men by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      I guess we're co-workers.

    17. Re:Yes men by yoblack · · Score: 1

      Damn. We are all here complaining. Something must be wrong ...

    18. Re:Yes men by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The United States is antisocial. All its residents share in a sort of collective sociopathy where our very lifestyle represents a disregard for and violation of the rights of others. If you could be made to feel the suffering caused by the production of a product when you buy a new car or stereo receiver you'd keel over and die of heartbreak. The country has repeatedly lied to and swindled other nations (look at all the dictators we've propped up, then left to rot causing new problems, *cough*Saddam*cough*Taliban*cough*Khomeini*cough* Which was all done for monetary gain, or to get more power, which always involved assaults and fights, with reckless disregard for the safety of civilians; Let's not even get into financial obligations. Lack of remorse? How long did it take to get a shitty apology for slavery? And of course, it's all rationalized away.

      Our nation, and therefore all the people in it: suffering from an antisocial disorder.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    19. Re:Yes men by rubi · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's why none of us is "management"!

    20. Re:Yes men by rubi · · Score: 1

      Where I work there are several "bosses" who are too affraid of the "true boss" to actually DO anything, but in the end think the other people in the company are mind-readers that can do work without any clear objectives. The company's objectives are "top secret" and no one can know them, but we all have to work to make them come true!

    21. Re:Yes men by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Informative

      DSM-IV: Diagnosis of anti-social personality disorder requires 3 or more of the following(after age 15): 1. failure to conform to social norms with respect towards lawful behaviors 2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeat lying or conning others for personal pleasure/profit 3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead 4. irritability or aggressiveness 5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others 6. constant irresponsibility(failure to honor financial obligations) 7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

      --
      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    22. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

      Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

      Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.

      Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?

      Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.

      Bob Slydell: Eight?

      Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

    23. Re:Yes men by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Nations don't "Socialize"...

      And I have to disagree with you, I work in manufacturing(Of raw materials to finished products), there isn't much pain or suffering going on here besides the occasional grumpy boss...

    24. Re:Yes men by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I guess this means the bankers weren't the only ones responsible for the economic meltdown. However, I think the ability to insure against losses was the #1 reason for the meltdown; if I could insura against gambling losses I'd be hitting the riverboat every week.

      Incompetence at all levels and in all industries, it seems. Incompetent engineers ("middle management is crammed with hyper reactive former engineers who jump from task to task on a seconds notice and literally cringe when the phone rings"), incompetent upper management who get millions in bouses for ruining their own companies, and incompetent legislators in all countries who can't or won't legislate against corporate sleaze.

    25. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reverse the polarity?

      Yes, I know... it would be suicide, but it's your only shot!

    26. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is part of simply being professional. If management tells you to do something that you believe is a poor decision, the best you can do is politely tell them your opinion and suggest an alternative. If they don't listen to you, just do what they ask and move on--if you have documented the fact that you suggested an alternative to management and they rejected that's all you need to cover yourself. They are paying you to do what they tell you to do. The people who never let go, become armchair managers, and constantly criticize their decisions are the first one to get fired, not because management is arrogant, but because they are not doing their job and are detracting others from doing their job. It's not about being a "Yes man", it's about the efficiency of the workplace and worrying about doing your own job well and letting others (i.e. the management) do their own job.

    27. Re:Yes men by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some companies do 'deliver value' by being downright nice and wonderful. The majority however, get ahead by being more ruthless than the others.

      The fact that you have this impression does not in itself make it universally true. I suspect you get your impression of how companies are from the news about Enron-style scandals; but most companies are simply not like that. In fact, most companies are fairly small businesses that survive because they deliver a good service to their customers, no matter what you say. And most companies know that they have to treat their staff with a certain measure of respect and dignity in order to get the best out of them.

      At least, that is my experience - if you have evidence to the contrary, please let us know.

    28. Re:Yes men by jandersen · · Score: 1, Informative

      You, sir, are either clueless or an authoritarian manipulator yourself.

      May I suggest that you go and read some of the works of Dr Hare and Dr Hervey M. Cleckley; they contain a number of case studies that will show you what the typical psychopath is like. My 'definitions' are merely summaries of these descriptions.

    29. Re:Yes men by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Oh God, I just had a post-traumatic flashback to a time when I had two female bosses--both of whom were micro-mangers, changed their minds on any whim, had selective memory, disagreed with one another regularly, were completely ignorant of the technical aspects of my job, and were passive-aggressive to a degree that would have been comical in any other context. Imagine have Kate from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" as your boss, now imagine having *two* Kates who hated each other as your bosses. If I had to go through that again, I think I would just sign up for the army. There is no way Iraq could be worse.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    30. Re:Yes men by jandersen · · Score: 0, Troll

      From the Oxford Dictionary of Psychology, the premier psychological dictionary of Britain

      Since you quote a British work as well as the American checklist, I think you ought to be aware that the terms are used in slightly different ways in The US as compared to Europe.

      However, before you dismiss a layman's views, perhaps you would benefit from reading at least some of the works of Robert Hare (who devised the checklist) and Hervey Cleckley; they give a number of interesting case studies of what can be considered typical behaviour for psychopaths.

      Perhaps you have heard the saying "'tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"?

      Certainly; I have never heard it put better.

    31. Re:Yes men by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that this would be the PERFECT person that would climb the corporate ladder.

      Here is a short excerpt from Hervey Cleckley's "Mask of Sanity" - the case study of one "Max":

      "After losing parole, he became constantly unruly in petty ways, often insulted the nurses and attendants, and several times egged on mildly psychotic patients to fight each other or to resist the personnel on the ward. On being questioned about this conduct by physicians, he glibly denied all and showed little concern at being accused."

      Here, Max is seen displaying a number of the traits that you have quoted above; but I would not say that this sort of behavious would be likely to bring him upwards in the corporate world. At the end of the day, there is a number of factors that tend to make unreliable people unsuccessful - like, you can cheat a business partner once, or possibly twice, but at some point they will get tired of it. You may get away with theft or fraud for a long time, if you are very clever and very careful, but most psychopaths tend to be careless and simply go for the easy con-trick; and since they don't care much about being found out, they don't tend to learn from it either.

    32. Re:Yes men by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      That would be a step-up from the place I work

    33. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just plain don't think Hollywood humor is even funny anymore. Office management has become litigation fearing, survivalist driven white men who maintain glass ceilings for everyone else. It's dog pack mentality.

      Now don't get me wrong. I fit that description but I refuse to purge myself of a moral compass. If you look at English shows like "The IT Crowd", they sit on the fence by making management and IT look silly. Big deal! If I were to ask those people if they thought "Amos and Andy" is funny today, they'd say no. OK then! Connect the dots!

      They're class A jerks.

    34. Re:Yes men by nocaster · · Score: 1

      Some companies do 'deliver value' by being downright nice and wonderful. The majority however, get ahead by being more ruthless than the others.

      The fact that you have this impression does not in itself make it universally true. I suspect you get your impression of how companies are from the news about Enron-style scandals; but most companies are simply not like that. In fact, most companies are fairly small businesses that survive because they deliver a good service to their customers, no matter what you say. And most companies know that they have to treat their staff with a certain measure of respect and dignity in order to get the best out of them.

      At least, that is my experience - if you have evidence to the contrary, please let us know.

      Perhaps small businesses do not operate this way. However, this article was about corporate culture, not a local mom and pop operation.

    35. Re:Yes men by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Hah. Where I work, you only need outlive everyone else to get promoted.

      The Office? I've never watched an entire episode. All that I was ever able to see are some egotistical brain dead and possibly gay fools posing for a camera. What do they DO at that office? Nothing ever gets done, it seems. I miss the days of Mary Tyler Moore. It was easy to see that THEIR office was a NEWS office. They occasionally pretended to do news, in among all the silly humour. Having a plot makes it so much easier to follow the plot......

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    36. Re:Yes men by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Careful what you wish for. You could wake up tomorrow, and find yourself promoted. Have you ever really wondered what life is like in that rarified atmosphere? Not only do you not know what the hell is going on, but you have to act in such a way that your subordinates THINK that you do know what is going on. Pulling answers and explanations out of your ass requires a whole new wardrobe, unless you want to just drop your pants in front of everyone. No sirree! I don't ever want to get close to a management position again! I just want to lurk in a back room, out of sight, and out of mind. Just send the broken stuff to me, then go away and leave me alone - we will all be much happier that way!

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    37. Re:Yes men by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the Oxford Dictionary of Psychology, the premier psychological dictionary of Britain:

      sociopathy n. Another name for antisocial personality disorder. sociopath n. A person with sociopathy.

      And here's the definiton of antisocial personality disorder:

      antisocial personality disorder n. A personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, beginning in childhood or early adolescence and continuing into adulthood, with such signs and symptoms as failure to conform to social norms, manifested by repeated unlawful behaviour; deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying or swindling [confidence trickery] for pleasure or personal gain; impulsivity or failure to plan ahead; irritability and aggressiveness involving frequent assaults or fights; reckless disregard for the safety of self or others; consistent irresponsibilty involving failure to hold down jobs or to honour financial obligations; and lack of remorse for the mistreatment of others, as indicated by indifference or rationalization.

      Please note that not all of these indicators need necessarily be present for a diagnosis of sociopathy, but my apologies, I don't have a copy of the DSMIV with me right now.

      If only you had acces to the internet, and therefore wikipedia...

      Diagnostic criteria (DSM-IV-TR)

      A) There is a pervasive pattern of disregard for and the rights of others occurring since the age of 15, as indicated by three (or more) of the following:[1]

      1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
      2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
      3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
      4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
      5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
      6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
      7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.

      B) The individual is at least 18 years of age.

      C) There is evidence of Conduct disorder with onset before age 15.

      D) The occurrance of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or a manic episode.

      [3] Deceit and manipulation are considered essential features of the disorder. Therefore, it is essential in making the diagnosis to collect material from sources other than the individual being diagnosed.
      [edit] Symptoms

      Characteristics of people with antisocial personality disorder may include:[4]

      * Persistent lying or stealing
      * Superficial charm[5][6]
      * Apparent lack of remorse[5] or empathy; inability to care about hurting others
      * Inability to keep jobs or stay in school[5]
      * Impulsivity and/or recklessness[5]
      * Lack of realistic, long-term goals — an inability or persistent failure to develop and execute long-term plans and goals

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    38. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      psychopaths

      You keep using that word. I don't think that it means what you think it means.

      Sociopathy and psychopathy are two entirely different psychological phenomena.

      A psychopath doesn't know the difference between "good" and "evil". A sociopath knows the difference, but doesn't care.

      Both can be bad in positions of power. To illustrate the distinction, Hitler was a psychopath, and Stalin was a sociopath. You may have heard of a little contest they had to see who could kill the most Russians? Stalin won.

    39. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have no problem doing what the boss says. Seriously. As long as my personal life is not affected and they pay me what I ask, then they can very well ask me to mop the floors or serve burgers in the cafeteria (all things I've done). Really, If they request something that is contrary to another request (i.e., prevents the previous request from being completed) then I let them know in writing:

      "OK, I can work on this. Please be aware that this request will delay Task A by X days. Do you want me to proceed?"

        I don't care as long as they pay me. I love technology, but work is work, and I have no need for it to be fulfilling. I do my work and do it well, but it is after all, just work.

    40. Re:Yes men by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Me too.

      When I get conflicting directions from multiple bosses, I find it easier to just do nothing. Oftentimes in these situations I'll later get direction that, "We changed our minds. Stop doing what I told you to do, because we're going in a different direction." Yes boss. :-)

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    41. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could be made to feel the suffering caused by the production of a product when you buy a new car or stereo receiver you'd keel over and die of heartbreak.

      Are you sure about this? Because I'm well aware that some Chinese factory worker had to slave 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, living in a crowded dormitory away from his family 8 months out of the year, just so I could listen to music from a tiny device in my pocket while jogging. I'm very well aware of the "suffering" that enables my being able to drive where I please, because my government uses its military to project power across the globe, and supports leaders who oppress their populations so to provide me resources, at a price that in no way reflects their "real cost." I'm pretty sure I can make myself "feel" the worldwide suffering my lifestyle causes, to a reasonable approximation. Maybe it's not close enough by your standards, but its enough to make me enjoy my own lifestyle that much more, and make me glad- no, ecstatic- that I'm not one of the poor pieces of shit that has to toil to enable it.

      So, sorry- no. I'm not about to "keel over and die of heartbreak." ^_^

    42. Re:Yes men by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

      Imagine having Kate from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" as your boss.

      I now have a deeper understanding of why, every once in a while, you hear about some guy that just iced everyone in his office including himself with a automatic weapon.

    43. Re:Yes men by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Sounds exactly like a job I had... except the jump from task to task happened at least a half dozen times per day... and then I got dinged in review for not staying on task by the very same boss. Then when I informed the boss the reason I was not staying on task, he was shocked and horrified. The constant interruptions then dropped from a half dozen per day to two to three times per day where the new tasks took longer to perform; usually 1/2 - half the day and at his side, helping him with his own, self aggrandizing pet project. The next review the boss was absolutely sure his constant interruptions never happened, despite having been physically with him, and he could not understand where I was spending my time. Yep, got dinged again by the very same idiot. He couldn't understand where I had been spending my time - which was usually at his side...literally at his insistence and always after informing him tasks were suffering because of his insistence.

      Meanwhile the rest of the office became jealous because they believed I was being shown favoritism and excused from the actual work product while having a grand 'ol time. After informing my co-workers of what was going on, I was then openly accused of lying. In reality, I was miserable and frustrated to no end...literally cringing every time my cell or office phone rang. Quiting that job was one of the happiest days of my life.

      Even worse, the higher ups (Directors and CEO/CTO) thought the boss walked on water... I guess they took turns blowing each other...because reality was so far apart from perception.

      Every time I watch the office, I'm always reminded of my experience of having worked with the smartest, incompetent idiots I've ever met in my life. So I can assure you Dilbert and the "Office" is very much alive in Corporate America. In my opinion, they are single handedly ruining American business.

    44. Re:Yes men by herring0 · · Score: 1

      I've worked a number of places over the years and none less than 4-5 years. In each of the places where my direct boss was a woman each of them were like that with only one exception.

      After the last one asked me to deploy VOIP in 14 buildings across 7 counties in late 2000(!?!) within two weeks so it could be ready for a conference I swore I'd never work for a woman again. I also submitted my time for that week, erased my system, deleted all my accounts and walked out of the office that evening.

    45. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are in fact the EXACT same thing. Sociopathy is a more well defined term than psychopathy, but it refers to the exact same condition.

      I dislike using wikipedia as my main source of information, but it shows my point quite plainly. Look where sociopathy links in:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

      People need to stop taking lessons from horror movies.

    46. Re:Yes men by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      Microsoft?

    47. Re:Yes men by Follier · · Score: 1

      I fall under 4 of the 7 criteria. But I don't care.

    48. Re:Yes men by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The United States is antisocial. All its residents share in a sort of collective sociopathy where our very lifestyle represents a disregard for and violation of the rights of others. If you could be made to feel the suffering caused by the production of a product when you buy a new car or stereo receiver you'd keel over and die of heartbreak.

      Wow, sounds like someone really loves his country.

      I hate to break it to you, but it's a completely natural thing for people to care about themselves more than others. It's probably has something to do with natural selection. Obviously, some people are more outwardly caring than others, but to make a sweeping generalization about a whole nation like that is pretty naive.

      If you could be made to feel the suffering caused by the production of a product when you buy a new car or stereo receiver you'd keel over and die of heartbreak.

      If you didn't buy the car or stereo receiver, how do you know that the were wouldn't be even more pain and suffering caused by the lack of economic growth? As a guy that many people would consider a bleeding heart liberal, I have to say: you need to stop being such an oversensitive pansy.

    49. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never met a manager than wouldn't fit 1, 2, 3 and 7, and most also fit 4 and in privat they all also fit 5 and 6

    50. Re:Yes men by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      No I don't. But that place looks horrible, just going from their web page. I spent 10 years at Vic Roads doing traffic signals though. It was a great engineering job, but it went all outsourced and management speak after a while.

    51. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahahahaha.

    52. Re:Yes men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thoroughly familiar with the works of Dr. Hare and believe you're misreading him, perhaps not understanding behavioral subtleties underlying differences between sociopaths and psychopaths. A sociopath might take a company down as a side effect of his self-centered actions, whereas a psychopath might destroy the company he's in, deliberately, through desire for revenge or whatever. A psychopath has less self-control than a sociopath and is purposefully more destructive. Possibly because he hurts inside and wants revenge on everything around him. In self-protection I became expert on this branch of psychology after finding out my (ex) wife was a sociopath, and later when I ran into sociopaths in management and watched them damage companies.

    53. Re:Yes men by woolio · · Score: 1

      The final result is that out product line is a mess of modules built with incompatible tool chains, and our actual code is a mess of short term hacks.

      This sounds strikingly familiar...

      Mike, is that you?

    54. Re:Yes men by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Mike, is that you?

      Well obviously. But there are a lot of Michael Smiths around.

    55. Re:Yes men by brkello · · Score: 1

      Project much? People who go buy a car don't see people suffering. Actually, we suffer because we have to deal with car salesman. We are so far removed from any suffering it really says nothing about the culture that we ignore it. If when we bought a car, they made us whip children and fire old people right before they got their pension, then maybe that would say something. I think your opinion about the U.S. shows us more about your issues than the other way around.

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    56. Re:Yes men by jawahar · · Score: 1

      Programmers think in terms of right or wrong and MBAs think in terms of priorities.

  3. Not just corporate culture... by feepness · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any bureaucracy. Government as well.

    Sadly, all are lofty goals eventually come down to a sociopathic bureaucrat acting solely to benefit himself.

    1. Re:Not just corporate culture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn skippy. I say we do away with the lot of them! Les aristocrates a les lanternes, the sooner the better!

  4. Another View by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps I'm oversimplifying, but I've always had a slightly different view of corporate culture...especially at the very top. I is easily summed up thus: Whether the water is salty or fresh, shit floats to the top.

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    1. Re:Another View by cjfs · · Score: 1

      Those who can, do. Those who can't, manage?

      Reminds me of some type of engineer to politician spectrum, with everyone viewing their position as the pinnacle.

    2. Re:Another View by M8e · · Score: 1

      Hehehe floaters.

  5. If you want to succeed being a kiss ass is a given by clandonald · · Score: 0

    But this article is like using Startrek to explain scientific principles and a reference for first contact. And we could even call it the "Kirk principle".

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  6. "multiple bosses" by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Clearly you have never worked in an environment when one boss has several personalities, they change several times a day, and each one contradicts what the last one just said. And it's no good getting things in writing because the claim will then be that you've "misinterpreted" it, as in "when I said black you should have realised I meant white."

    It took me two years to realise that this was a deliberate boss strategy by a clueless middle manager who was overpromoted, and was using it to freak out his underlings. More usually the multi-personality boss has only two personalities, the before lunch and the after lunch, resulting from a lunchtime session with his or her personal psychoanalyst (Dr. Jack Daniels).

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    1. Re:"multiple bosses" by cjfs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly you have never worked in an environment when one boss has several personalities, they change several times a day, and each one contradicts what the last one just said.

      Now that you mention it, I have had a few bosses that looked awfully similar...

    2. Re:"multiple bosses" by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It took me two years to realise that this was a deliberate boss strategy by a clueless middle manager who was overpromoted, and was using it to freak out his underlings.

      BTDTGTTS. Though (in my case at least) the boss in question didn't seem to realise he was doing it.

      Having said that, he was known throughout the organisation as being "difficult to work with" (in much the same way as bubonic plague is "a slight case of the sniffles") and when he resigned (having been headhunted in a profession where headhunting simply does not happen) giving significantly less than his contractual notice, not a word was said.

    3. Re:"multiple bosses" by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, no, you have met the sociopath. They spend all day, seriously, all day plotting and scheming how to get ahead or how to entrench themselves in their current position. The plotting and scheming includes the two most important skills of the sociopath, how to blame others for the mistakes the sociopath makes and how to take the credit for the good work down by others, often simultaneously ie. they bugger up come to you for solution and before you know it, you made the mistake and the solution becomes theirs.

      The multiple personalties are nothing more than masks and they will create and use as many as they need to further their schemes, The most difficult part is surprise, surprise, they get into their position via nepotism, best solution, leave, you might as well if you are any good you will be targeted for termination as they will recognise you as a threat, unless of course you are a willing accomplice in their inevitable criminal schemes to rip of customers, other staff and of course investors, in that case watch out, they will have a plan in place to ensure you take the fall while they take the money.

      Now you might think sociopaths are smart, that is not really true, what you have to realise is, they really do spend all day every day, day in and day out, plotting and scheming, ingratiating those who will benefit them and back stabbing threats. They really do derive very little pleasure from life it is a part of their mental disease and ties in with they, from their own point of view, being the only person in existence, everyone else is an artefact, a piece of furniture, a chair to be sat on or thrown against the wall.

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    4. Re:"multiple bosses" by master_p · · Score: 0, Troll

      You could simply have said "my boss is a woman"...

    5. Re:"multiple bosses" by rubi · · Score: 1

      One of our "thinks is a boss" has only one, but troublesome nonetheless, we have called her "intense"! Sends email about work on sunday night.

    6. Re:"multiple bosses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described my boss! This all must be true.

    7. Re:"multiple bosses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a chair to be sat on or thrown against the wall.

      You work for Steve Ballmer?

    8. Re:"multiple bosses" by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sociopathy may look like a 'disease' but it's really a condition, and it's not 'curable'. Only the behavior can be modified, often with conditional behavioral therapy/CBT. But the sociopath usually doesn't see the errors and is unmotivated to want to modify their behavior.

      These individuals are, IMHO, a separate and distinct species as while they may have homo sapiens bodies, their minds do not think like the vast majority.

      I have autistic relatives, and the same can be said of them.

      Add a sociopath to management, and you're screwed, generally. It usually ends badly for them, thus intensifying their resolve, too. Best of luck to those working 'under' the PHBs.

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    9. Re:"multiple bosses" by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      I worked with an electrical engineer like that. Every engineering tech that ever worked for him ended up getting reprimanded for the projects shortcomings. Fortunately another engineer there taught me how to use bcc: in ALL communication with him so when the project I was on went to hell upper management already knew who to blame. Of course that doesn't work as well when your boss is the nephew or some such of an executive. I did end up getting reprimanded for something else. I had a grin ear to ear as my boss dressed me down because I had just been offered a new position making about 20% more annually and just hadn't put in my notice yet.

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    10. Re:"multiple bosses" by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      And those are the times when an "at will" employment agreement is nice.

    11. Re:"multiple bosses" by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      At least a number of autistics actually contribute to society as a whole

    12. Re:"multiple bosses" by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      When I saw CBT, I thought of a different definition. One that could also be effective in modifying behavior.

    13. Re:"multiple bosses" by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      My last boss was a real pisser

      - He'd direct me to do something, like look-up old schematics on the system, and then I'd ask him to show me the first schematic so I'd know how to use the POS software, and he'd respond, "Figure it out yourself."

      - Then after lunch he'd come back and say, "Why isn't it done yet?!?!?" Um well probably because I haven't guessed the mysterious line-driven commands yet, because you failed to show them to me, or even give me a list. Duh.

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    14. Re:"multiple bosses" by infinite9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have you all beat. I once worked in an office where 3/4 of the people were scientologists.

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    15. Re:"multiple bosses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please more details?

    16. Re:"multiple bosses" by Kartoffel · · Score: 1

      Isn't CBT a little harsh? Well, maybe not if that's what you're into, but I wouldn't inflict it on just any random sociopath.

    17. Re:"multiple bosses" by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Conditional Behavioral Therapy works wonders. Other meanings of the three letters aren't implied.

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    18. Re:"multiple bosses" by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      I expect you should be sued shortly for disclosing that information.

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    19. Re:"multiple bosses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all do at some level... He IS Ballmer

    20. Re:"multiple bosses" by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      "3/4 of the people were scientologists."

      And the remaining people were VBA programmers working on creating MS Office Assistants named "Microsoft Ron" and "Clippy Xenu". The company was soon sold to Adobe for $1.4 billion, after which the assigned product manager committed suicide and the products were never seen again.

    21. Re:"multiple bosses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds familiar...

      http://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/conscience-lack-of/

    22. Re:"multiple bosses" by jawahar · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest all Politicians and CEOs publish their NARCO Analysis report every year.

  7. Balance of interests by evilviper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sociopath's aren't necessarily a bad thing. They'll do whatever they have to for their benefit. If their benefit happens to benefit the company, SYNERGY! Symbiosis. Everyone's happy, capitalism works.

    It works out, because even if some leeches find a way to benefit from what is disadvantageous to the company, there's someone higher-up who more directly benefits from the success of the company, and will either push the leeches in the right direction, or throw them out. The system works.

    It only falls apart when the company is big enough that leeches go unnoticed higher up the chain.

    I must admit that the corporate world is slowly turning me into a sociopath as well. I have lots of things that need to get done, diplomacy takes forever, and the brutally honest (naive) approach gets you in trouble. So, whatever simple tricks will get things going, in the direction they need to go, are fair game.

    Yes, it takes a special balance of pathologies to make someone a manager, and when dealing with them, the only way to go is at least slightly dishonest manipulation. The standard forms of motivation that work with normal human beings just don't work with the collection of neuroses that coalesces into the form of a manager.

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    1. Re:Balance of interests by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These days, the leeches at the very top have learned to set things up so that they don't have any interest in the company's success: if the company does well, they get huge bonuses, and if it does poorly, they get "fired" with equally huge golden parachutes. The whole synergy idea is beloved of management theorists (i.e. people who have a special talent for stringing buzzwords together) but it bears a steadily decreasing relationship to how things happen in the real world.

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    2. Re:Balance of interests by gadget+junkie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been working in corporate environment, and the terminal stage for me is really perceived as the steady, apex-state for the organizations. I usually observe these developments:

      1. inward looking bias: the company is NEVER, at any stage, actively looking at its business in relation to objective realities. This gives a sense of control over its own destiny, akin to throwing the outboard motor into the sea because map reading is difficult.

      2. since reality intrudes sometimes, a well cohordinated system of committee sterilizes the possibility to learn from mistakes; a good committee, as you may know, is something that uses time and resources to say "We've done the best that could be done, and the failure was due to unforseeable circumstances; proceed as before";

      3. to avoid the possibility that the frontier parts of the organizations do an internal takeover, a good feudal system is essential. you must be able to dangle promotion to sinecures in front of those that have to face reality day by day;

      The promotion system is like a priesthood: the first requirement is an ability and willingness to believe. Ability gets only disbelief

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    3. Re:Balance of interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      either you don't know what a sociopath truly is, or you already were one. I don't think a person who isn't a sociopath would actually view sociopathic behavior so lightly.

    4. Re:Balance of interests by DeadDecoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm kinda curious though, how well does his theory apply to a small team of skilled workers, like say a programming team or surgical department? Or for that matter, professional individuals who work solo either in consulting or producing their own products? It seems to me, that the type of insanity Rao describes, applies predominantly to people who have low mobility in the social-economic environment skill-wise (minus the sociopaths). These people then, through a special type of Darwinism, become sociopaths, the clueless, or losers because they have little to no bargaining power. If individuals had bargaining power/leadership but no motivation to completely drain their environment for personal gain, would this make them a different group or simply clueless?

    5. Re:Balance of interests by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it does not work all the time. For example, there are ways to improve corporate stock prices and yet doom the company in the long term. They are very well known (but not always available). But if such an avenue is available, it is usually much easier to follow than genuinely improving the value of the corporation. This is essentially what happened to the US auto-makers.

    6. Re:Balance of interests by houghi · · Score: 1

      These days? You must be at least several hundred years old. Not looking at some exceptions, that is how it works at the top since at least the middle ages and most likely before that as well.

      The methods and legal terms have changed, but that is about it. Everybody looks after number one. The ones at the top just do it a bit better for various reasons. Whether you take your power and/or money by sword or by legal process is irrelevant if the result is the same.

      I am not going to work for the greater good of the company, the group or my cow orkers and I doubt many of they or even you do. Those that do are either lying or very unlikely to ever get to the top.

      I could imagine that it is human behavior to try to become the alpha (fe-)male and in 'these days' that is measured in wealth and/or power.

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    7. Re:Balance of interests by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What I meant by "these days" is that for most of the 20th century, executives generally went down with the ship. Sure, the top executives of a failed company were still going to be much better off than the Joe Schmoes who worked for that company, but they were also going to be much worse off than the executives of successful companies. It's only in the last generation or so that the C*O class has learned to insulate itself almost completely from any consequences of failure. I agree with you that this is a return to form; executives are the new nobility, and it took them a while after the fall of the old nobility in the 18th and 19th centuries to figure out all the tricks.

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    8. Re:Balance of interests by hany · · Score: 1

      Reality will kick in sooner or later. If later, it usually takes form of a "global depression", "global warming" or something similar.

      So I guess, the sooner it kicks in, the better. :)

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    9. Re:Balance of interests by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I sometimes suspect that our society is tailored around the few percent of sociopaths it contains. 95% of people will not open you door even if you don't lock it. Yet everyone uses locks.
      A human organization can not be based on the goodwill and the assumption of total cooperation amongst its member because of a small minority. Because of this minority, the majority has to abide to stringent laws and regulations that are useless for 95% of the people.

      So yes, of course, a company works well with sociopaths. It is made for them. It is the people who are not that are uncomfortable.

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    10. Re:Balance of interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trickle-down effect of The Shit Festoon Model? Sounds strangely familiar.

    11. Re:Balance of interests by VoidCrow · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What can I say other than 'I agree'?

    12. Re:Balance of interests by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      I'd agree up to 'a company works well with sociopaths'.

    13. Re:Balance of interests by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      If you define "works well" by "makes profits" then I stand by my point.

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    14. Re:Balance of interests by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      By year two in my MBA I finally learned what Synergy means.
      Your example is not it.

      Synergy is when working in teams (not groups) where working with multiple people creates an additive effect to the idea process. Real Synergy is difficult to obtain.

      That said most Offices do not have MBA's running them. The Middle Manager Sociopath is usually running it usually have Undergrad degrees in business or less. They may pick up these words that the MBA's use and buzzword them and make them stupid. So they will look that much better.
      The Office actually shows a lot of that. The people from Corporate are usually more intelligent, and barely tolerate the Middle Managers Sociopaths nature.

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    15. Re:Balance of interests by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      Yes. What strikes me most about this situation is that -- no matter how bad the fall -- the average corporate officer will find another company willing to take them on in another, privileged position. My ex-boss -- a "sociopath" if ever there was one -- knew this and even commented on it. It was his singular goal in life to make it into "the club," because, once you're in, you're in for life. If one company doesn't work out, you've got the "street cred" to just go somewhere else.

      Sadly, I think he was SO good at being a sociopath (he consistently worked ungodly hours and got enormous work done) that I think the executives would have to be outright brain dead to promote him. At the end of the day, I think he became a "loser" in the middle-management role. Of course, I could be wrong; he's still there, and he still may break into the upper ranks.

      There are some good insights in the article, but something about it seems off. It could use some work to tighten it up. OTOH, I just don't care any more. I've moved on from HugeCo life, and things are much more explicit and visceral in a startup. If you don't produce, you're gone. There's not much call for introspective philosophy for me now.

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    16. Re:Balance of interests by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you care about the good of something that isn't yourself and isn't the company.

    17. Re:Balance of interests by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      No, he was in the 'clueless' category. He knew what the game was, but felt that the way to play was to work ungodly hours and get enormous amounts of work done. That isn't how the game is played, but people who think that it is a darned useful.

    18. Re:Balance of interests by Mab_Mass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As far as I can tell, the trick to rising to the top of the corporate ladder is to mainly to WANT to rise to the top and to be good at the skill of rising to the top.

      For example, at my job, I was hired as a lowly engineer, but by staying for a while, working hard, providing good input, etc. I eventually found myself in a strong managerial role. I was bad at it. I told the people above me when their project ideas were wrong. I reported bad news, and told them how long projects would take to do well.

      Since then, I've fallen back into a purely technical role, and I watch how my replacement has been handling things.

      As far as I can tell, his number one priority is not to make a good product - it is to report success to his supervisors. As long as things are done on paper, his bosses are happy, and he can pretend to be doing a great job. Meanwhile, he is thinking of this position largely as a way to put a few more years of management on his resume, so he can apply to a higher job. (This isn't just a guess - he told me this directly.)

      All of this makes me think that a lot of people move up the ladder just because that is their goal and they excel at that specific skill. Yes, there are competent people who are reluctantly promoted and who stick it out in the interest of having the organization do good work, but I'm thinking more and more that these folks are the oddities.

    19. Re:Balance of interests by Painted · · Score: 1

      I've worked with (alongside, sideways and down, and below) about 20 MBA's in my career. *ONE* of them was not a sociopath, the rest ranged from indifferent incompetence to full-blown sociopathy, in all it's glory.

      The true sociopath went head-to-head with me over several issues, such as Exchange Server/Outlook vs. our established industry standard email/calendaring. He went so far as to write RFP's that were so wildly stacked as to be complete BS- things like having the Executive Summary on a business case directly contradicting the contents of the report. Another was when we were looking at hosting our website, we had a dedicated 100Mbit pipe without bandwidth limitations. I proposed a $40k one-time solution of failover servers, he wanted a $250k ($100k/annually on top) solution through his prior company. The best part was the internal team, if we went with our solution, was going to be required to give a 15 minute, 24/7 response time to any problems, but his solution was acceptable with a 24h response time. And guess which one we went with? Yup, the $250k one, which had several additional hidden costs, like our supplying the damn hardware at over $50k to the hosting company on top of the original quote, and the hosting company gained ownership of the hardware.

      It was shortly after this my doctor prescribed, no word of a lie, a change of job. So I did, and it's been a reduction in salary, but my proto-ulcer is gone, so that's good...

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    20. Re:Balance of interests by Painted · · Score: 1

      Oops, forgot to add, in my experience, only MBA's think MBA's are the best thing since sliced bread and that they never make the mistakes that others in business do, they instead make comments like " usually have Undergrad degrees in business or less. They may pick up these words that the MBA's use and buzzword them and make them stupid." That line is classic self-inflating MBA speak if I've ever heard it.

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    21. Re:Balance of interests by brasscount · · Score: 1

      Very well stated definition of the end state as it prepares for destruction! I think you've hit the nail on the head. This organization will continue to grow exponentially more complex as each clueless manager continues to practice the Amway school of business management, and grow his downline with true believers.

      At some point in a not so distant future, the prime sociopatch will die or retire, and the entire structure will collapse upon itself, thus assuring the lifecycle continues.

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    22. Re:Balance of interests by evilviper · · Score: 1

      'm kinda curious though, how well does his theory apply to a small team of skilled workers, like say a programming team or surgical department?

      I have no idea how you plan to apply a theory about management and promotion to a group small enough that there is essentially no management or promotion.

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    23. Re:Balance of interests by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's so much about the group size as it is about group dynamics. Consider that The Office has a dozen maybe two dozen employees. This is sometimes equivalent to the size of most engineering development teams. The number of people may be the same but the incentive for 'getting ahead' is not. That is because the managerial role is either on equal footing or requires much more experience and technical expertise to take on. In the case of say, a paper company, the manager's only skill may be seniority. In that case there may be more political maneuvering involved because employees can replace their boss with greater benefit to themselves. In a software development team, the graphics designer may not be able to replace the lead programmer/designer because they lack the skills and monetary incentive to do so, and they'ed be replacing their work with something they may enjoy less. I think The Office and Rao's framework do describe a large majority of work environments. I'm just wondering if there are special cases where it does not apply.

    24. Re:Balance of interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a village shit like this doesn't go down too often. The world is too big, even if it's a small world.

    25. Re:Balance of interests by Bossk-Office · · Score: 1

      "Captalism works" doesn't mean "everyone's happy". Typically, it only means management, investors, stockholders etc are. For each passing year, the majority of employees seem to benefit less and less from any success their company enjoys.

    26. Re:Balance of interests by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      MBA is almost all about Change Management. MBA should really be hired and used when the company needs change. And they should be placed in units that need change. If you take an MBA and put them in a spot that doesn't need to be changed they will still go and try to change it, as that is what they are trained to do. Just like if you are a Software Developer and you are put in a non-software company you will write software to solve the problems and to do your work.

      Now that said, as someone both trained in IT and has been in the trenches for a decade and also working on an MBA. I know that often there are other factors going on that I know I would have missed and thought complete insanity. For example this may or may not be your case, it is just an example. The 15 Minute 24/7 response to the problem may have been in the responsibility of one or two people to fix the problem, and if they were both asleep they wouldn't get back until the next day... Or the guys where were on the pager for the night were up all night and entered or skipped work for that day. Creating problems in record keeping of the problem and the employees not showing up to work. Secondly the expensive backup solution may have the advantage of it being offsite (granted you could probably ask his boss the ethics of using his previous company for this). As well having a team of people with different skillsets to manage the backup servers differently so to reduce the changes of the same mistake being duplicated. There can also be the case of company expansion. Your solution may not scale as well as the forecasted growth on them. So they may have wanted a solution that can scale better.

      As for Exchange vs. your established industry. Exchange does have the advantage the new hires tend to know how to use it better then the other systems... Even though they may be good too. But one less thing for a New Hire to learn the lower the turnover cost for the company. It isn't about the technology but if people can use the technology.

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  8. The Kirk principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    IIRC, the Kirk principle was to kill it if it was male and f*ck it if it was female. At least in the early Trks.

    1. Re:The Kirk principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We quite clearly haven't seen the same series, "f*ck it if it's sentient" would be more accurate - the gay subtext on the bridge wasn't exactly subtle.

  9. Originally by Douglas Adams by StupiderThanYou · · Score: 1

    The three categories are pretty much the occupants of the A, B and C arks. Cue the mutant space goat.

  10. Sounds suspicious to me. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Sounds suspicious to me - more like the same "this can't be my fault, its [my parent|my spouse|society]'s fault" bullshit.

    1. Re:Sounds suspicious to me. by linguizic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree completely. It MUST be your fault my boss is Zap Brannigan in a Hawaiian shirt.

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    2. Re:Sounds suspicious to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so nothing is your fault, but the fault of people who failed to blame themselves.

    3. Re:Sounds suspicious to me. by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. It MUST be your fault my boss is Zap Brannigan in a Hawaiian shirt.

      That would make for some interesting team meetings...

      "All we have to do is aim for the bulls eye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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  11. Right... by muecksteiner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So what makes anyone think that this sort of behaviour is confined to the corporate world? Just consider academia. I mean, if there wasn't exactly the same kind of thing going on there, there would be no PhD Comics (a.k.a. "Dilbert for Academics"), right?

    A.

    1. Re:Right... by arethuza · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd rather not consider academia, thank you very much. I'm amazed I managed to stick it for so long - I've never, even in rather ruthless commercial environments, encountered an area where everyone was so blatantly out for themselves and didn't give a sh*t about anyone else. All the horse trading over whether someone would help you only if they got their name on your paper etc. Towards the end of my time there I was even playing the game myself - asking (and getting) my name on papers that I contributed very little to. At least these days I occasionally do something that is actually of benefit to others, not something I think I ever achieved in academia. Yes, I know I'm quite bitter about it. Probably because I'm now appreciating how good their pension plan is.

    2. Re:Right... by muecksteiner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, academia is experiencing the same kind of socio-dynamical problem that is plaguing the business world - only with slightly different constraints, and one aspect that actually makes it much worse (more on that further on). Common to both environments is that there appears to be a tendency inherent in the system to select exactly the wrong kind of persons for leading positions.

      In academia, you *do* have honest researchers who do not put their name on the publications of everyone else in the lab, regardless of whether they contributed to these. They are just at a significant disadvantage against paper-grabbers, and practically the only thing that can allow honest scientists to proceed along the career ladder are honest *senior* scientists, and professors. But once a particular university has become infected by paper-grabbers, it is very hard to get rid of them again - actually, they will tend to take over the system, once they have gained a foothold (a bit like academic kudzu, if you will).

      One defining feature of such individuals is that they do not have much of a scientific vision in their field, but they do know how to game the system. Which means that their only vulnerability is a lack of precisely the qualifications one would expect in an academic - a truly deep understanding of some area in their field of research. This is the reason that the one sort of person those paper-grabbing fast-track "scientists" abhor most within a department are actually precisely the persons who ought to be there - thorough, methodical workers who do *not* brag about their achievements all the time. These guys are the only ones who can actually say "look, the emperor has no clothes!", and as a consequence, are dangerous to them. So the career-minded paper grabber will often try everything he can to get rid of the genuine scientists around him.

      For these reasons, the two types of academic usually get on like cats and dogs, but usually, only one of them will advance along the career ladder - no karma points for guessing which of the two this is going to be. Fast forward after a couple of decades of such social dynamics taking place, and presto!, you end up with precisely the sort of universities we have now.

      And the peculiar personnel structure of universities means that these effects have a much worse effect on the overall organization than they have in the corporate world.

      In practically all cases, corporations have a dedicated career track for management, so there is at least a small chance that the lurid social dynamics of leadership promotion will only damage the ethos and effectivity of management. At least in theory, the actual productive part of a company can go on doing its thing, even if management are at each other's throats.

      In academia, you do not have a second career track for the weasels. Once academic kudzu has spread to the top of the hierarchy, there very often is nobody senior left to do actual high-level work that is genuinely useful - so all sorts of improper things start to happen as part of everyday routine. PhD Comics, here we come...

    3. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the peculiar personnel structure of universities means that these effects have a much worse effect on the overall organization than they have in the corporate world.

      [citation needed]

    4. Re:Right... by arethuza · · Score: 3, Interesting
      One thing that cheers me up is that I wrote a single author paper once in my own time about a subject that was not directly related to my "day job". I got to present at a conference and it was selected for journal publication.

      You would not believe the amount of grief I got for doing this and the department effectively ignored this publication and I was told not to do that kind of thing again.

      The interesting thing is that looking back the contents of that paper were almost certainly patentable and could have (in a Eolas like manner) probably have been a way of screwing a lot of money out of Sun/Microsoft etc. Given that I don't approve of software patents I was rather glad it wasn't patented and, in my own bitter way, rather glad that they probably missed out on a pile of money.

    5. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. what? A. retard? WTF is A. supposed to mean to anyone besides your narcissistic self?

  12. the ark fleet by oever · · Score: 2, Funny

    A very similar theory was outlined in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. There, a planet was in apparent danger. The population was to be evacuated to a new planet in three ships. The first ship would contain the leaders, the third ship would contain the workers and artists. The second ship, the B ark containing amongst others hairdressers, tired T.V. producers, and insurance salesmen, personnel officers, was encountered by Arthur and Ford en route to a new planet.

    The B ark left first to make sure the population would be comfortably received on the new planet. The other two arks never followed.

    transcript

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    1. Re:the ark fleet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, the indigo people (I kid) were extinct by this time, wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

      Really, without that part of the story, it's a defense of genocide.

      I never realized this before. It's a similar feeling to noticing that everyone in Star Trek is wearing a uniform.

    2. Re:the ark fleet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, the intelligent people made a mistake in that sanitization is an important thing to have, and I disagreed with removing the phone sanatizers from day 1.

      Regarding star trek, I have never been on a navy vessel, nor a nuclear wessle, but I strongly suspect that if I were everyone I met would be in a uniform. I further expect that everyone I interact with at military bases on other shores(planets/ships) would also be in uniform. Notice that there arent' really any ;memorable non-military scenes, and there isn'treally a uniform for "dirty pesents" If they ever went to farpoint station, notice the civilian population isn't wearing a uniform.

    3. Re:the ark fleet by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      I'd have kept the hairdressers,

    4. Re:the ark fleet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel ya. And I still believe in the Federation, in spite of the risk of Starfleet military culture becoming dominant, and JAGs displacing civilian courts.

      The civilian government in San Francisco could use more credit, though, imho...

      Btw, serious about the Federation, I don't really think they're fascists. Actually, even though the Federation is something like a liberal democracy, it must be totally different than what we know, especially in light of the weaning of galactic civilization off of money. There must have been some heroic statesmen for it to survive the tumult.

    5. Re:the ark fleet by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Too bad everyone set for the A and C arks eventually died from a disease passed on telephone handsets ;) If only they hadn't sent off the telephone sanitizers to end up superseding the Golgafrinchans...

  13. I'm sorry.... by Agamous+Child · · Score: 1

    WHAT?

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  14. I've gone to the Dark Side... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and become a manager. It's hard work with lots of moving parts that need to keep spinning and lots of things that need to be done by this or that timeline. My team members respect me and do as I ask because I'm not full of shit.

    But when I reflect on managers that I've had, a significant number have been seriously mentally ill. I refused to work for one recently when I realised he was paranoid schizophrenic (and I know what I'm talking about on that one).

    Those managers appear to have been chosen because of their mental illness which makes them unable to empathize with their underlings and spend most of their time in controlfreakery or worse to keep the people below off balance and never know whats going on.

    Not too many sociopaths but plenty of managers with schizophrenic spectrum type disorders.

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    1. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure my boss is borderline Asperger.

      She tells 2 or 3 people to do the same thing usually missing out some aspect on each request. Very frustrating to find out a colleague is working on the exact same thing when you ask them if they know anything about x,y or z.

      The brain dumps are my favourite. 2 minutes of rapid fire half sentences that ricochet from one subject to another leaving you confused as to what the fuck it was you were/are supposed to be doing. I have realised lately that I can ignore the whole conversation and just wait for someone else to ask me about the thing that the boss asked them to do :-)

      Yes, mental illness and/or personality disorders really do seem to help in climbing the corporate ladder.

    2. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by gwappo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My team members respect me and do as I ask because I'm not full of shit.

      Work up your courage and do an anonymous 360; you'll be surprised. I'm assuming the team you're managing is of a meaningful size (eg. 15-20) the diversity of comments you get back is amazing and educational. People tend to have diverse needs from their superiors but face to face you usually get mostly smiley faces.

    3. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope, of this I'm sure. I've only been doing this for a short while, but there's open communication in the team and questions and queries come up frequently, but none of it is hostile to me. Unless you're completely stupid, a team of engineers would let you know pretty quickly if they disrepect you.

      Probably because they've had a manager who was pretty bad, narcissistic and difficult, I come across as competent and workmanlike by comparison. You never really know for while whether you're cutting the mustard, but at the moment its pretty good between team members.

      Not everywhere is like Dilbert, but everyone has known PHBs and know how destructive they can be. But I'm not one of them.

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    4. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I turned my back on a good team leader position a year ago because I had been put under a manager who had something seriously wrong with him. Hard to say what. He could just be a good actor. But I don't want to work for somebody who can live with pissing people off the way he was, so I found a different position in the company.

      This persons defining attribute was that he gave orders from the first hour he was there but clearly know nothing about the area he was managing. Most people learn their limitations in this business. Some apparently don't.

      I don't know how I would recognise a schizophrenic spectrum type disorder. I associate that type of thing with people who overemphasise relationships. A lot of us engineers swing the other away I think. Engage brain before putting mouth into gear, and so on.

    5. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by bytesex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've discovered that it is generally rare to find a person, anyone, that isn't somehow a bit crazy or plainly batshit insane (although functioning in society). To meet a person that is balanced, is so much rarer than to meet their opposite number, especially after thirty or so. Before that they're obviously just as crazy, but at least you can forgive each other 'for being not yet completely grown-up', or something. So statistically, you'll see these people everywhere, also in higher functions in white-collar companies.

      This is just personal anecdote of course, and I wouldn't, for the life of me, rank myself amongst those balanced people I've just described. I just wouldn't.

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    6. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by obarthelemy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The simple fact that you think that everyone loves you is proof that you are deluded. And that you say so emphatically on slashdot, narcissistic.

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    7. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple fact that you think that everyone loves you is proof that you are deluded.

      This coming from a retard who can't tell the difference from "my team respects me" and "everyone loves me". You're projecting your delusions.

    8. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I realised he was paranoid schizophrenic (and I know what I'm talking about on that one).

      Symptoms
      By Mayo Clinic staff

      There are several types of schizophrenia, so signs and symptoms vary. In general, schizophrenia symptoms include:

      Beliefs not based on reality (delusions), such as the belief that there's a conspiracy against you
      Seeing or hearing things that don't exist (hallucinations), especially voices
      Incoherent speech
      Neglect of personal hygiene
      Lack of emotions
      Emotions inappropriate to the situation
      Angry outbursts
      Catatonic behavior
      A persistent feeling of being watched
      Trouble functioning at school and work
      Social isolation
      Clumsy, uncoordinated movements

    9. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by dustmote · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know I'm just going to be throwing more armchair psychology into the mix, despite the fact that this is my field of study, but I'm inclined to agree. If anything, I would go a step further and say that the only possible working definition of sane that we've managed to come up with so far is equivalent to functional. (Cue the programming jokes) The definition of sane, if you try to pin it down any better than that, seems to become "I know its absence when I see it". My current thinking is that there probably is some better version of sane than we're currently able to define or produce, but paradoxically it wouldn't last very long in current societies because it would be not at all functional in any of them. But don't listen to me, I'm completely crazy. :)

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    10. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That, of course, is utter bullshit. If you are a good manager, and your team knows they can voice their disagreements without fear of being "silenced", you will have a team that universally respects you. You have to actually be a good manager that actually listens to the oposing viewpoints before making a decision, but universal respect is certainly within reach of any manager.

      I came in to my current position as a manager like this was leaving. In fact he was being promoted by force - they were trying to transition him to upper management and he rejected the position many times, but his options became move up or work for someone else. Anyway, I've been here about eight months and I have yet to hear a negative comment about him. I've heard disagreements about decisions he made, but as far as I can tell he is universally respected and widely considered one of the best bosses my department has ever had, and we have people who have been working in this department for 30+ years. His replacement is pretty good too.

      It really helps, I think, that these guys were moved up from within the ranks of the department, and so they know what the hell they are talking about technically. It sucks trying to explain things to a manager that doesn't have a clue how basic stuff works. They have to make big decisions and sometimes they just don't know enough to make the best choice. Unfortunately this is often because they place too much trust in the advice of a person of moderate importance trying to hang onto and expand their power and influence.

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    11. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Wow. Jaded much?

      Honestly, how does nihilistic BS like this get modded up?

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    12. Re:I've gone to the Dark Side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confidence is good, but it's always a good idea to temper it with a bit of reality. Definitely do the anonymous 360. It will either encourage you with positive results or open your eyes up to areas where you may not be as strong as you think. Either way, if you truly care about being a good manager, you'll want to know accurately what you are doing well and what you aren't.

      Refusing to be open to criticism is a good indicator that you're not as great as you think you are.

  15. hierarchy is the problem by azgard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any hierarchical form of government has these problems. What we need is democracy, not more management buzzwords. The problem is that in hierarchy, people have power over each other, thus don't trust each other, and this inhibits free flow of information and makes all sorts of games possible.

    I recommend a good book http://www.amazon.com/Maverick-Success-Behind-Unusual-Workplace/dp/0446670553/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255506737&sr=8-1 which explains this by nice example.

    1. Re:hierarchy is the problem by jawahar · · Score: 1

      I believe a Quarterly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profit_sharing Plan with Employees will fix all hierarchical management issues.

    2. Re:hierarchy is the problem by azgard · · Score: 1

      And how does profit sharing make the problem of power of some people over another go away? Besides, you are already paying people money to do their job. If you believe profit sharing would work, then why simply paying people doesn't?

  16. what a load of bollocks by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to invent a theory about soldiers and armies and stuff. I'll do it by watching "Band of Brothers" and "Saving Private Ryan".

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    1. Re:what a load of bollocks by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because art, particularly satire and comedy, can't possibly reveal real-world truths...

    2. Re:what a load of bollocks by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      From talking to combat veterans (Vietnam) and reading books that they've written, I'd say that "Saving Private Ryan" is accurate; I've read that WWII veterans who were at Normandy had flashbacks after watching it.

    3. Re:what a load of bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. He's trying to study X by watching programs about X. Any insight that happened was at the writing stage.

  17. I'm glad I'm not a part of this by dingen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every time I read this sort of stuff, or watch The Office, or read Dilbert, I'm glad I've never worked for a company with over 20 employees.

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    1. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by woolio · · Score: 1

      I've worked for one tiny company (200 employees) and a few big ones (10000s of employees).

      Although there were fewer levels of management, there was proportionately much more crap going on in the small company.

    2. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by dingen · · Score: 1

      I don't think 200 employees is tiny. I've worked at a company with 1 colleague, a boss and the boss' wife. That's tiny. And works fine by the way.

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    3. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to post this anonymously, for somewhat obvious reasons.

      I've worked for a company that flirts with having 20 employees, and I can tell you that the entire article exists in our little company. Things aren't as clear cut as in larger companies, but they exist here.

      We've had people who were out for themselves, trying to claw their way up, and we've had people who cartoons of the "sociopaths" mentioned in the article. Ryan, from The Office, only entering the company high up (and not as a temp).

      We've got the people who seem to have faith in the company and work hard, but aren't qualified enough to move up. They don't scheme (not qualified at that either), so they are in their perpetual position. They may want to go up, but they can't. The "clueless" can be a surprisingly large population.

      And there are quite a few who understand the whole thing and are just along for the ride. These "losers", to use the article's term, are fully cognoscente of just how odd and dysfunctional things are, but unwilling (or unable) to pull a "sociopath".

      Small companies don't prevent you from having these problems.

      Actually, the world of The Office is basically a small company. If it wasn't for the corporate overloads that occasionally pop in and stir things up, it's basically a 10-15 person small company.

    4. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by HungWeiLo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've worked at a company with 1 colleague, a boss and the boss' wife.

      So were you the guy holding the camera, or the guy doing the website?

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    5. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by dingen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm glad you're not suggesting I did the boss' wife.

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    6. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if your shop gets acquired? Will you get up and leave? In this economy? Must be nice :)

    7. Re:I'm glad I'm not a part of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is slashdot. He was making the website.

  18. Worth the coffee! by gwappo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Gave me some new insights, so I bought Venkatesh Rao a coffee (link at the bottom of the article.)

    Interesting how easy it is to classify (former) colleagues as sociopath, clueless or loser, yet how this gets harder to do on ourselves.

    1. Re:Worth the coffee! by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I'm a loser. :-) A bit of a peculiar sort of loser in a few ways, but definitely in that category. The thing I find most interesting about this is that I can see various instances in my career where I was examined for signs that I could be either a good sociopath or a good clueless person and found wanting for both positions.

      I don't have the capacity for self-delusion it takes to be a good clueless person, nor the ruthless nature it takes to be a sociopath.

    2. Re:Worth the coffee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His blog was linked to slashdot, a massively popular website full of people with more disposable income than they know what to do with and a marked appreciation for fine ideas (especially cynical ones). I'm surprised that guy hasn't drowned in all the coffee he must have gotten so far.

    3. Re:Worth the coffee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually one of my first responses to the article was to attempt to classify myself, then consider which role I would prefer. I'm coming to think that although the taxonomy is compelling and has significant explanatory power, there are significant grey areas and that we take different roles in different situations.

  19. Just do it, see what pops up by gwappo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not everywhere is like Dilbert, but everyone has known PHBs and know how destructive they can be. But I'm not one of them.

    I would definitely not suggest you're a PHB, you sound like a good team leader. It is however very rare for a group of people to all have the same opinion; which is exactly why a 360 is so damn interesting.

    1. Re:Just do it, see what pops up by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see what you mean, but there are a lot of people middle managers who are "good enough", usually compared to the likely alternatives. Most people know this and will even cover up their few mistakes.

      Basically it's a self interest thing. If you know your boss will get replaced by someone truly ghastly should they get fired you're going to stop that happening. My guess is the OP is in the "good enough" category from the way he writes about things. Of course he could be a deeply deluded sociopath who is unaware that he is loathed by a significant percentage of his team.

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  20. Late show by ptolemaeus · · Score: 1

    Late show corporate governance pyramid.

    - Socio-sexualo-path alpha leader
    --- Sexually committed middle management
    ----- Sexually aspiring upper staffers
    ------- Non-yet-sexually acquainted lower staff

  21. Ockham's razor by dugeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.

    1. Re:Ockham's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Hanlon's Razor and not Occam's Razor.

    2. Re:Ockham's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I already ordered the cleaners...

      CAPTCHA: knifed

    3. Re:Ockham's razor by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Don't attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.

      That's not Ockham's razor, it's Hanlon's razor, and Hanlon's razor is entirely bogus in most cases. McGrew's razor says "never attribute to incompetence that which can be explained by greedy self-interest", and I think it applies here. Which razor makes more sense to you in this context?

      Occam's razor roughly says "when you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better."

  22. Re:Hanlon's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" -Hanlon's razor

    "When you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better." -Occam's razor

  23. The SNAFU principle by dido · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Exactly right. As the SNAFU principle states, true communication is possible only between equals. If someone has power over another in an organization, the subordinate would rather tell his/her superior pleasant lies rather than the truth, for fear of being shot as the messenger of bad news. There's a famous story that illustrates this quite well:

    In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification; And the plan was without form, and the specification was void.

    And darkness was on the faces of the implementors thereof; And they spake unto their leader, saying: "It is a crock of shit, and smells as of a sewer."

    And the leader took pity on them, and spoke to the project leader: "It is a crock of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof."

    And the project leader spake unto his section head, saying: "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

    The section head then hurried to his department manager and informed him thus: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

    The department manager carried these words to his general manager, and spoke unto him saying: "It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants, and it is very strong."

    And so it was that the general manager rejoiced and delivered the good news unto the Vice President. "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful."

    The Vice President rushed to the President's side, and joyously exclaimed: "This powerful new software product will promote the growth of the company!"

    And the President looked upon the product, and saw that it was very good.

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  24. Creator and Actor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gervais was not just the creator of The Office but also played the role of David Brent.

  25. Am I the only one by broknstrngz · · Score: 2, Funny

    who thinks "corporate culture" is an oxymoron?

  26. I can't make myself watch "The Office" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too much like being back at work. No thanks.

  27. Be you own Boss... by herojig · · Score: 1

    It's all whinging that passes off as entertainment in the "Office." Quit whining and be your own boss.

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    I think therefore I can't be ~TTNH
    1. Re:Be you own Boss... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      be your own boss

      And how, exactly, is one supposed to do that?

  28. Education!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is education.

    For those that understand the American college/university system. How many of you remember that student that binged drank all weekend was a master at getting and reviewing test from the year before, but actual knowledge of anything was superficial at best. Basically skated through college.

    Well, these people are out in the wild now. And they need jobs. They are not qualified to do anything technical. But they aren't necessarily stupid either - just lazy. They are learning on the job. The ones that are actually have a brain will eventually figure out what works for them. They will lather-rinse-repeat.

    About all you can hope for is that the people in the company will focus on their jobs and just their jobs. The CEO keeps the financial ship afloat. The marketing / business development people stick with trying to figure out what the customer wants (and stop telling me to add "USB" without telling me what for ) and engineers design the best products they can with the given resources.

    If you ever want to see clueless, go talk to your HR department about insurance options. At best, they can tell you which one theoretically costs the company less.

    BTW. If you're disappointing now, wait to you figure out what "executive compensation" is.

  29. The effect is the opposite of apparent intensions by viking80 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Series like the Office and books like the Peter Principle makes "the sour pill go down". By that I mean that it gives the average guy a safety vent for frustration and irritation created by random acts of management as well as corporate cruel and unusual operations. It basically lubricates the workforce, and while they think they are part of a large group ridiculing management and the corporate culture, the end effect of this effort is not change or revolution, but, au contraire, submission, acceptance and cooperation.

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    don't cut it off www.mgmbill.org
  30. That's why a large, ignorant electorate is BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Lately in the US we've been obsessed with cultivating as large of an electorate as possible, no matter how ignorant (see MTV's Rock the Vote campaign for but one example), when what the founders intended was for a small but representative educated electorate - the kind of people who usually have a stake in the legislation at hand. That is why only property owners were originally allowed to vote. But once again the liberal concept of compassion has provided an unintended avenue of weakness and has lead to all manner of idiotic decisions in the name of compassion.

    "I place economy among the first and important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our choice between economy and liberty, or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debts, we must be taxed in our meat and drink, in our necessities and in our comforts, in our labors and in our amusements. If we can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of caring for them, they will be happy."
    -Thomas Jefferson

  31. Wow just wow. by definate · · Score: 0

    Wow, I was ready to write this off as retarded, but it has an absurd amount of merit and I am thoroughly impressed.

    I definitely see a lot of this happening in the work place, and it makes a lot of fucking sense. This definitely requires more research and thought, I know it will take a while for these ideas to sink in, before I have a better grasp of it. I am not sure yet exactly how this understanding can be exploited, as it seems to be more of a free market (or as it says Darwainism) approach to the organizational environment. I would be interested to see an analysis using this framework on how organizations with aggressive cultures with high burn out rates, are instinctively using this principle to cut out the clueless and possibly the over performing losers. Not that I am abdicating that such aggressive cultures are right for all organizations.

    Under this classification, I'd be an under performing loser cum sociopath.

    My background:
    Dip. Programming
    BEcon & BFin
    MBA
    CFA

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    This is my footer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
  32. Yay more labels by happy_place · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what good does labeling folks do? If you want to help matters, identify the behaviors that don't work, but name-calling, while perhaps cathartic to some, doesn't engender any sort of helpful solutions to the problems that management has with communication and leadership. Of course that's probably not the intent. The truth is that most problems in management are equally shared by subordinants (at ALL LEVELS of a hierarchy) because no one knows how to effectively communicate problems without fear of how those problems will affect #1... Often because of ranking systems and fears of negative impacts on performance evaluations folks have nothing to say, and so it just gets passed along. And it turns out that management isn't trivial, especially the further removed one gets from the actual products a company delivers, so that's when they need more frank and open communication, but ironically they get less of it.

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  33. Losers and schoolkids by microTodd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a really, really good blog post. Really made me think.

    To understand the essay, you have to separate yourself from the culture stigma of the word "loser" to grok that he is not talking about "living-in-your-parents-basement" losers, he is talking about a defined category of person who is in a position where they are being taken advantage of by the company, and know it. Basically, any worker in America.

    Here's where it gets interesting. Venkat talks about enlightened losers becoming slackers. I immediately thought of the anecdote about underperforming elementary school kids. Are they underperforming because they are not that bright? Or is it because they are not being challenged enough, are bored, and need to be promoted to the gifted class? This all ties back to the management lesson of challenging your people.

    Here is where Venkat, I think, makes one error. He bases the categorization of slacker losers upon the fact that they are not being paid well enough for their talent. But not all workers look at their paycheck as their only form of payment. Many people here on slashdot would perhaps be happy with a smaller paycheck if it was an awesome working environment where they could be challenged every day to do cool, neat things and write lots of code.

    In any case, great reading.

    --
    "You cannot find out which view is the right one by science in the ordinary sense." - C.S. Lewis on Intelligent Design
    1. Re:Losers and schoolkids by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Many people here on slashdot would perhaps be happy with a smaller paycheck if it was an awesome working environment where they could be challenged every day to do cool, neat things and write lots of code.

      In any case, great reading.

      I wouldn't because I couldn't stand the idea that 99.99% of the profits from my work would go straight to the sociopaths and leaches. There is no symbiosis in the corporate world. You might be happier doing cool stuff but you can just do that while reverse telecommuting from the corporate slaveshop.

      --
      If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
  34. Christophe Dejours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read this post I've recalled some texts from Christophe Dejours. He is a french scholar who has some very interesting and deep books about this subject. I suspect he is virtually unknown to american readers. Give him a try.

    http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christophe_Dejours

  35. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by Maltheus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Interesting in light of the fact that the only people that I actually see pin up Dilbert cartoons outside their cube are managers. I'd think, if white people can't use the N-word, then managers shouldn't be able to use Dilbert cartoons. But what you say rings true to me.

    I also think that's the reason the 1st amendment enjoys the strong protection that it does in America, while the rest of the constitution gets continually crapped on. The iron fisted Hitlers and Stalins of the world have short lived reigns. But if you can convince people they have a say in what happens to them (even if they have no influence), then they'll put up with almost anything.

  36. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very well. My acquaintance is over there. His name is Bill.

  37. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    You may be right but there comes a time when even the best controls slip.

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    Kwisatz Haderach
    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  38. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    parent is worth modding up. armchair activism should be getting far more attention in this light than it actually is.

    the revolution will not be tweeted.

    the services we enjoy to promote 'anti-' activities will not stick around to assist us when the owners of such systems will not be benefitting from the outcome.

  39. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by turtledawn · · Score: 1

    The workers are too afraid for their jobs to pin up Dilbert. It would be seen as insubordination.

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    Uh, "if it looks roughly mouse-shaped according to my infra-red sensitive pit, eat it"? --Chris Burke 09-08-10
  40. The root of all this... by e-scetic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the root of all of this bullshit is the selfish desire for more of something than anyone else has, to one-up, to compete, to p0wn, exploit, to have and wield power over others.

    I seriously think we need to rig society in such a way that selfishness is effectively disadvantaged. We can start with a money-free economy, that'll remove 95% of the sociopathy discussed here. People can go back to doing what they do for love of craft rather than love or need for money.

    Someone here mentioned that no matter what happens in the management levels, the bottom levels keep the company operating and moving forward. Perhaps we need to remove the management levels in order to improve efficiency. If a company can operate without managers, and I bet it can, then so can all levels of society and civilization.

    1. Re:The root of all this... by bnenning · · Score: 1

      We can start with a money-free economy, that'll remove 95% of the sociopathy discussed here.

      True, in the sense that 95% of the population would be dead not too long after. There are lots of jobs that a functioning society needs done that are not inherently fun or rewarding. To get those things done you have to either pay people, or enslave them.

      --
      How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
    2. Re:The root of all this... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Money or power is the root of all evil? But what things are really evil? The view of corporate life portrayed in Office Space, Dilbert, and the like is extremely cynical. Yes of course such behavior is all too common, but perhaps not as prevalent as the cynics think. Cynics have a tendency to view things through crap covered lenses. Everyone sees that they are on to something-- Dilbert is undeniably popular-- but it isn't the whole truth. I think some behavior that is not really bad is too easily seen as bad. There is a difference between being tactful, and lying, but it's so easy to paint tactfulness as covering up for a favorite. Then there is bad behavior that wouldn't matter if people didn't make too much of it. Sure, it shouldn't be allowed, shouldn't be done, but a little bit shouldn't be cause to terminate. It's a judgment call how much to accept.

      I used to read Dilbert regularly, but I feared it was poisoning my thinking. And I suspect everyone's thinking has been poisoned somewhat. Expectations have a way of being too self-fulfilling, so if everyone expects work to be a cesspit of nasty politicking, with backstabbing, treachery, credit stealing, blame shifting, and gross incompetence and stupidity, then work shifts that direction more than it need have had everyone's thinking not been predisposed. As an example of something that I think has changed for the better, consider the military. The gung-ho, tough guy, stiff upper lip, blind obedience attitude has changed somewhat. Still there, but not so dominant. Beetle Bailey, a cartoon about unwilling draftees who slack off every chance they can, and whom their superiors did not want to think, seems dated today. Fewer of these insane Charge of the Light Brigade stunts, less viewing of soldiers as just so much cannon fodder, less reckless disregard for soldier's lives always being dressed up as courage or the military way. What the leaders finally understood was that they could get more out of their soldiers with more intelligent management, and with volunteers rather than draftees. They understood that they couldn't order everyone to have what they thought were appropriate attitudes, that sort of thing just doesn't work. Vietnam was the last of the old way, the conflicts since then have vindicated the changes. There is similar rethinking with the treatment of farm animals. Stressed animals do not produce as much, do not grow as quickly. I have heard at some milking operations, the cows themselves decide when they want to be milked. Also, "spare the rod, spoil the child" is now mostly a bad legacy. We know that technique simply doesn't work as well. We shouldn't be kind because we're pansies or liberals, we should be kind because it works better. I believe work continues to undergo improvements and will become more enlightened. Happier workers are more productive workers.

      Workplaces could not function if things were really as bad as made out.

      --
      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    3. Re:The root of all this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily, you can also work on solving that problem. They already have self-cleaning toilets in Japan, a giant leap forward for mankind.

      By the way, um...95% of the population dead because of a few jobs that aren't rewarding or fun without pay? That seems extreme, not that a 95% reduction is a bad thing...

  41. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    I sort of agree and sort of don't. If people try to change the situation radically without having a good handle on the problem I think that the situation is just likely to repeat itself with different people on top, like Animal Farm.

  42. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by Punctuated_Equilibri · · Score: 1
    And yet this organization structure outperforms others, like family-dominated and bureaucratic. Small supportive consensus based organizations may be 'better' in some philosophical sense, but if they are outcompeted by the 'pathological' organization they are not going to make it.

    So you can regret that (metaphorically, I am still talking about organizations), the bluebird and the butterfly become extinct while the starling, rat and cockroach thrive. But you are going up against a natural law here. Saying "somebody should do something about it" doesn't get you anywhere.

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    In group behavior: 'because they're evil/morons/sheep/crazy' is not 'insightful' it's 'oversimplified'
  43. It's not that simple. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To this day I'm convinced that the problem with corporate culture in the West is that people with business majors are running companies. The rationale seems to be if you majored in business, economics, etc that somehow you have a more intimate understanding of business and are better equipped to manage a business. The thing is how many people actually get into this field because they're passionate about it and how many do it simply because they believe it's the easiest way to land a job? I'd wager the vast majority of people are in the latter category. How many of these people chose a business major because there was nothing else they were interested in but felt they had to go to college to land an acceptable job? They probably should have taken a trade but that, apparently, is beneath most people nowadays.

    So you've got these passionless, ignorant (regarding the nature of the business where they work), drones who manage to climb up the corporate ladder by virtue of their degree. The people who actually have the skill and perform the work (engineers, programmers, designers, etc) have more of a tendency to get stuck because they're perceived as most valuable in the position they're currently occupying. And of course, it's human nature to protect yourself once you're in a position of authority. And interesting contrast to this are government workers who rarely have to worry about job security and for that reason could care less about the job they do.

    Needless to say, not everyone is equipped to manage. Everyone says they want to be a manager simply because of the prospect of earning more money but when it comes down to it they're not willing to deal with the stress and responsibilities the job demands. Although, larger companies seem to come up with all kinds of fluff titles in order to give their employees the illusion that they're progressing. But if there were more technical people in high level positions I believe we'd be seeing better American products, less outsourcing and more efficiency. It wouldn't solve everything, because we're still dealing with humans, but it would help.

    I think Asia is a good reflection of this. Engineers and designers routinely are the people running companies. Business majors end up in marketing, sales and accounting, where they belong. So you've got people with more intimate understanding of the nature of their company's business. However, managers in Asia can be brutal in a way Westerners can't imagine and in a way they couldn't even get away with here. They're extremely demanding and can be openly insulting towards their employees. They routinely resort to name-calling. I've had friends who have had papers thrown in their face because their manager was unhappy with something they had done. I've heard of people getting slapped, although that's very rare and nowadays people are more likely to take legal action. But this sort of thing happens everywhere, Japan, South Korea, China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. Although it's likely worse in places like China.

    Certainly, there's a level of elitism there. I have a friend who started his own company a few years ago and is tough on everyone who works with him. I have another friend who stopped working with him because she couldn't stand his tyrannical attitude. He's even rough with his own wife when it comes to work. But I've seen that level of demanding expectations from him even when it comes to service from a waiter in a restaurant or a hotel employee. Whatever problems he may have, I can't deny that he doesn't produce high quality work.

    Americans are pretty bad about having pride in anything. And I've noticed this tendency to blame someone else for their own problems in order to justify their own shortcomings. Experience crap service at a store and what is the excuse the employee will give? They don't earn enough to care or their manager is a jerk. That's not an excuse. But they've all got this entitlement mentality and don't value quality. And with employees like that why should a manager care about anything but t

    1. Re:It's not that simple. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The basic problem in America is that we now have a whole generation of managers who have never actually BUILT a business. They know about bean counting, the bottom line, and showing next quarter's"growth" for the stock market, but not about what the customers actually want or long term downsides from short-term savings.

      I'd hazard that the more managerial types are hired *into* a company (vs. trained and promoted vertically) the worse the problem gets, and eventually all this short-sightedness kills the company.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    2. Re:It's not that simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I know about shareholder value and agency theory, and yes it is indeed ridiculous. Many companies, particularly the newer ones like Google, already consider it obsolete, and more will as time goes, of course.
      http://freekvermeulen.blogspot.com/2008/07/shareholder-value-orientation-now-where.html
      http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-28502078_ITM
      This one is my favorite article about this, particularly see the linked articles:
      http://thenextwavefutures.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/the-end-of-shareholder-value/

    3. Re:It's not that simple. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      An interesting response from an AC, copied here so more folks will see it:
      =========
      Yep, I know about shareholder value and agency theory, and yes it is indeed ridiculous. Many companies, particularly the newer ones like Google, already consider it obsolete, and more will as time goes, of course.
                http://freekvermeulen.blogspot.com/2008/07/shareholder-value-orientation-now-where.html
                http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-28502078_ITM

      This one is my favorite article about this, particularly see the linked articles:
      http://thenextwavefutures.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/the-end-of-shareholder-value/
      ======

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:It's not that simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it was posted as AC by mistake. I posted at and would have attached my name to it.

    5. Re:It's not that simple. by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Oops, that was posted as AC again. Let me try again. Just in case it did not work, the name is yuhong.

    6. Re:It's not that simple. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah. Good info regardless. But you're AC again today!

      As I was reading slashdot posts,
      I met a man who had no host.
      He had no host again today.
      I wish, I wish he'd sign his say!

      (Eugh, my prosody node hurts.)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  44. Re:Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod internet tough parent up.

  45. From my wife's perspective, by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

    things like The Office and Office Space are more documentaries than comedies to her.

    She's doomed to worked with a group of drama queens in her line of work.

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    There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
  46. A sociopathic bureaucrat acting solely to benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    > Sadly, all are lofty goals eventually come down to a sociopathic bureaucrat acting solely to benefit himself.

    Just be sure to remember that when the bureaucrats installed by ObamaCare are making life and death decisions over you...

  47. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by pgn674 · · Score: 1

    , and while they think they are part of a large group ridiculing management and the corporate culture, the end effect of this effort is not change or revolution, but, au contraire, submission, acceptance and cooperation.

    I don't think this article was written to try and induce change at all. I think the intent of the author was to explain the way things are, and I don't think he thinks he's part of a ridiculing group. It is true, though, that by explaining the way things are, he is probably helping lubricate the workforce, which may be a by-product and not an intent of his post.

  48. Re:The effect is the opposite of apparent intensio by bolthole · · Score: 1

    That happens regularly in the United States already. Every 4 years, in fact.

  49. Re:Hanlon's razor by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I love to use Hanlon's razor here at work, but I'm afraid that if I ask a simple question ... Are you evil or just an idiot ... I'd get into trouble. The problem is, I need to know what I'm dealing with so I can route around it properly.

    The problem is, that if you try to route around idiocy as if it is malice, you end up looking like a class 1 Asshole. While conversely if you try to route around malice as if it were idiocy, you end up looking like a moron.

    The problem is, either way, certain people are failing at their jobs, either by malice or by idiocy, and there is nothing one can do. So, I just do my job, the best I can and go home at night and don't give a shit about life at work when I'm not there.

    Yes, I'm aware people think the same thing of me. I just don't give a shit, which also masks itself as either malice or stupidity most of the time, which is something Hanlon's razor doesn't really account for.

    I call it Archangel's corollary to Hanlon's Razor.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  50. "wife" means no action of that kind going on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even for money.

  51. Fooled by Randomness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sure that this is not just rationalizations? Calling top management all psychopaths seems bitter. There is randomness in the markets, you know. It is entirely possible that they are all randomly promoted and then after that, due to their 17 million dollar pay cheque, we all feel bitter.

    It's sort of like how we make fun of professional athletes for being stupid when they get the girl and they win the tour de france -- it's just jealousy.

    I agree that things are never perfect and the wrong people get promoted, but if they weren't getting paid 17 million dollars a year would they be sociopaths? Or would we have another name for them -- less insulting?

    In terms of discourse, these forms seem very dangerous, totally inaccurate, and an appeal to emotion.

  52. Sociopaths can "compensate" in several ways. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Sociopathy may look like a 'disease' but it's really a condition, and it's not 'curable'. Only the behavior can be modified, often with conditional behavioral therapy/CBT. But the sociopath usually doesn't see the errors and is unmotivated to want to modify their behavior.

    Sociopaths can become "compensated" in several ways, replacing the missing conscience with something else in order to behave in ways that don't get them ostracized, imprisoned, murdered, or executed. Focusing on limited targets, for instance, could lead to a successful career in sales.

    One common compensation is to become "rule-bound": Internalizing a moral or legal code and following it closely. This can lead to acceptable behavior. (But interacting with a rule-bound sociopath can be hazardous because if you don't follow HIS particular rule set he may identify you as a villain and causing you harm may become permitted - or even required - by his rules.)

    One of the most effective compensations is to learn Objectivism. (Teaching it is just about the ONLY prison-based reform program that leads to a dramatic reduction in recidivism.) It is an internally consistent argument deriving the non-aggression principle from pure self interest (and explicitly rejecting altruism). Sociopathy/Psychopathy is not particularly correlated with intelligence, which means there are a lot of smart ones. So they need something they can believe in to show them what's in it for them to treat others fairly and forgo the pleasure of a successful attack or looting.

    (It's interesting to watch the interaction of Objectivists (many of whom are compensated psychopaths) with other libertarian sorts. The Objectivists believe they have the one true way to be free and are constantly offended by the decisions made by the others - but required by their own rules to let the others behave in these "wrong-but-non-aggressive" behaviors. B-) )

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    1. Re:Sociopaths can "compensate" in several ways. by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      As I'm not a psych worker, rather an observer, I've heard of objectivism as a civil remediation technique. Yet the value system can be defined in a slippery, even non-linear way that portends uncivil behavior. It's my belief that there's a need to evolve the speciation to deal with what's otherwise an enormous divide in humanity, more palpable and difficult than perhaps any other division we have.

      The Office characterizations are full of symptoms of pathologies, some of which border or jump in to sociopathy/psychopathy. I suppose it's real world... but it's more onerous to me than entertaining.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    2. Re:Sociopaths can "compensate" in several ways. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      ... I've heard of objectivism as a civil remediation technique. Yet the value system can be defined in a slippery, even non-linear way that portends uncivil behavior. It's my belief that there's a need to evolve the speciation to deal with what's otherwise an enormous divide in humanity, more palpable and difficult than perhaps any other division we have.

      "An thee harm none, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

      As far as I'm concerned, if it gets them to abide by the non-aggression principle, making their own choices within that bound is their right. If their interpretations slip around and vary from individual to individual, that's just fine. There are LOTS of successful and helpful-to-others strategies available, while such diversity leads to social robustness against changing circumstances and should be encouraged.

      Meanwhile, trying to fine-tune the working philosophic structure risks breaking it.

      So let's leave it like it is and stop trying to social-engineer it.

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      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    3. Re:Sociopaths can "compensate" in several ways. by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your last sentence, as time bomb after time bomb goes off, even with the non-aggressive types. I've seen the victims of emotional abuse (non-physical aggression) and the walking wounded that have been victimized.

      Leaving it 'like it is' is a mollification of the condition, rather than a remediation. The strategies require 1) self-identification, which isn't common 2) cogent strategy providers-- with reasonable cost and 3) civil/societal feedback mechanisms. Lacking any of these, the ability to successfully integrate individuals seems lost.

      Education of young people to understand psyco/sociopathy outside of religious mythos/dogma would be a first step, but we don't even do that. Instead, we breed a victim culture after the fact. Not good enough.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
  53. It's a documentary stupid! by von+Stalhein · · Score: 1

    Yes, with this level of incompetence, it's a wonder that any corporation or government entity is able to run anything.

  54. Re:A sociopathic bureaucrat acting solely to benef by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    At least a bureaucrat can't pocket the money you paid him by denying you the healthcare. Insurance executive can -- actually this is the only way for him to get paid in the first place.

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    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  55. WoW... well said! apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst part of it is, you are right, unfortunately. I've seen way, Way, WAY too much/too many of what you've said in your statement, & in mgt. in this "art & science"/field of computing @ least (as well as other levels in companies).

    In fact - It's a big part of the "why" of why I decided to contract out my services many times, rather than being a 'full-time employee'...

    (E.G.-> Over the course of my life, 45 yrs. now almost? I've just seen TOO many folks get screwed out of pensions & benefits, often with them being fired JUST before they're about to 'get there' - &, I mean the type of people that ACTUALLY GET THINGS DONE, whereas the 'fakes in mgt.' (& I am being NICE stating that), keep their jobs no matter what (or, is "offshoring" putting many thousands of engineers & techs out of a job a fantasy? I don't think so - it IS, a harsh reality!).

    That alone had put a "BAD taste in my mouth", because I didn't like what I saw.

    I do look @ the example of others & think to myself "We're all the same to the 'MBA fakes'" & I am not 'better' than these folks were (I am just a human being who is a "working class stooge" trying to eke out a life, like most of us I figure).

    Those self-same "MBA Fakes" (sociopaths as most of you are calling them)? They are the way you all describe, & the WORST part is, @ least coming from a Comp. Sci. CSC/CIS/MIS view of IT/IS/MIS?? Imo @ least - they do NOT belong leading men who do a technical job, if they have not done it themselves, for @ least 5++ yrs., hands-on "in the trenches" & having been promoted to the post of managerial roles then, only.

    You don't see much of that, unfortunately (AMD is an exception lately - afaik, their CEO is a "true geek" & they do well enough, even vs. a leviathan/titan like INTEL is) & then you had "King Billy" of MS - a "geek @ heart" imo, & yes, also a businessman too (people can be good @ more than 1 thing @ times & he clearly is, as there is little arguing w/ his results).

    Guys of THAT nature/calibre? Few & FAR between. You can't find them growing on trees, so the next "equitable substitute" is what you often end up with: These "MBA FAKE" Sociopath types, as I call them!

    (AND, yes - "Strangely enough" here? I possess a FULL Bachelors of Science in Mgt. from a highly respected college, & an A.S. in Comp. Sci. to top it off (the latter 2 yr. degree imo, is worth a LOT more in terms of what you learn, imo @ least, vs. the former business degree (with MIS minor)).

    I've been @ this lunacy for the past nearly 16 yrs. now in the trenches, along with finishing my schooling in that timeframe on the CSC degree, because my plan was to move up to mgt. but, only after I had DONE THE JOB "MY BOYS/TROOPS" will be doing... Why?

    Well - Just so I UNDERSTAND THEM, as people, first (via knowing their tasks & struggles) as well as the tech involved to a GOOD solid degree (so I can aid in my ability in making better decisions, with advisement considered by underlings, IF it is valid for THE COMPANY more than anything (I figure it this way - IF the company is strong? SO AM I & so will my 'troops' beneath me be as well). Lastly, IF NEED BE? IF "deadline looms" too close? Well, because I've done coding/network admin-tech tasks too, & analyst roles?? I can be another "working set of hands" IF need be to make said deadline.

    (I did this "longer road not usually taken", also, so they that type of guy respects me more, in that I 'grew from w/in the ranks' so-to-speak, & not from being related to the top shareholder, or because I have an MBA only & knew the right people there & "joined a power clique" looking to further consolidate it's own powerbase & gains (@ the expense of others, & yes, the company too).

    The types you guys are bitching about? THEY ARE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS NATION (USA), imo & strongly that. The truly terrible part is, they are NOT doing a good job, because after all? All I have to say is what