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Ubuntu 9.10 Officially Released

palegray.net writes "The latest version of Ubuntu 9.10 (Karmic Koala) has been released. Offering numerous enhancements for both desktop and server environments, this release includes notable features like Ubuntu Enterprise Cloud images, the Ubuntu One 'personal cloud,' and Linux kernel version 2.6.31. Please be sure to use a release mirror close to your geographic location to help reduce the stress on Ubuntu's primary servers; using BitTorrent for downloads can help alleviate the load even more. If your organization has adequate network and server resources, please consider hosting a mirror as well."

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  1. Re:Not yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But who cares about the next load of brown turd to come out of Canonicals backside?
    Not me for one. It has fat too much Nannying for my liking.

    Ah well, back to my endless Slackware compilations.

  2. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS doesn't miss the bus. The problem is the MS bus is a short bus.

  3. Re:Time for my Ubuntu 9.10 Launch Party by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/ef83afc272/hosting-your-windows-7-torrenting-party

    Don't worry, this one isn't cringe-worthy like the original.

  4. Re:Personal Cloud... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but I believe the proper word is 'tubes'. Please remember that it is a series of said tubes, and not a dump truck. Treating your personal series of tubes as if it were a dump truck will definitely crash your Internets and give your CPU a virus.

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  5. Obligitory Culture Club by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Koala
    Download and install
    Download and innnnnstaaaalllllll....

  6. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux caught the bus. But MS made Linux sit in the back of said bus.

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  7. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't know if anyone said it, but it seems to me that it's because the onboard video is using 16 of those 128 MBs..

  8. Re:Not yet by yamfry · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 4x HD Rick Roll?

  9. Re:It's FREE! as long as... by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Depends on your definition of noob.

    He's been installing and administrating Windows systems for 15 years - so by the general definition, he is no noob.

    He's using Windows - so by my definition, he is a noob.

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  10. Re:It's not released yet?! by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Funny

    /. actually got breaking ubuntu news BEFORE the main site. And people say /. is slow.

  11. Re:It's FREE! as long as... by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have had issues with Ubuntu upgrades before breaking stuff.

    That's funny, I often break stuff after installing Windows.

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  12. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by HamburglerJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless there's a bathroom on the bus. Who wants to sit next to that? MS had a burrito for lunch and is in there every five minutes.

  13. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I rode a short bus, you insensitive clod!

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  14. Re:no it wasnt.. by kauttapiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh look, that isn't an argument. It's just contradiction. I came here for a good argument.

  15. Re: Bus by Reece400 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it would be more apporpriate to say the problem is that the MS bus is actually a stretch hummer.

  16. Buzzword bingo? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ubuntu Enterprise Cloud images, the Ubuntu One "personal cloud"

    Oh-oh, we're getting dangerously close to a full set of buzzwords...

    What did they smoke to make those cloudy names? Did the descision taking meeting look like the car full of smoke in that old Luniz video? ^^

    This is unacceptable! I will fork this, and call it "Ubuntu Social iEnterprise Vertical e-Cloud Framework", Codename: "Twitching Twitter".
    'Cause I got a fever. And the only prescription is "MOAR CLOUDBUZZ"!

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  17. Re:Personal Cloud... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, McCloud... get off'a meh ewe.

  18. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Compaq laptop with XP only has 112 MB of memory.

    Here's $5 and a map to the Salvation Army. Upgrade that slab.

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  19. Re: burrito by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would mean you're saying Windows Runs. It doesn't.

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  20. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux isnt magic.

    That's because you forgot to sudo apt-get install magic.

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  21. Re: burrito by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    But it does dump.

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  22. Re:It says: 256MB RAM... by jaunty · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, I understand the bus analogy, but I would understand your argument more (and better), if you used a car analogy, like we're used to here on Slashdot.

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  23. Re:Not true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    An operating system's job is to run my applications and allow those applications to interface with my hardware. When an application that I need stops working or my hardware no longer works, then we can talk about moving to the next version of the operating system. Anything else is the tail wagging the dog.

    Actually, it's this "Buy Buy Buy!! It doesn't matter if it really meets your needs!! Get on that upgrade treadmill, what are you some kind of loser?!11" mentality that put the world in the financial mess it's in right now. You really should be ashamed of yourself.