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Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC

feldhaus writes "The BBC reports that the first beams for over one year have been successfully sent around the complete circumference of the Large Hadron Collider. Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to by 0600 GMT on Saturday."

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  1. PROTON CANNON! by hypergreatthing · · Score: 2, Funny

    well... at least no killer blackholes were sent across the circumference, that's a good thing right?

    1. Re:PROTON CANNON! by ae1294 · · Score: 3, Informative

      well... at least no killer blackholes were sent across the circumference, that's a good thing right?

      No... but there was a resonance cascade failure.

    2. Re:PROTON CANNON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no bird droppings

    3. Re:PROTON CANNON! by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      And they were sure to kill any ghosts that were haunting the doomsday device.

      Let's just hope they never try to cross the beams...

    4. Re:PROTON CANNON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole point of a particle collider is to cross the streams and ya' know collide them.

      We're boned.

    5. Re:PROTON CANNON! by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

      This proton cannon has no power. You must construct a pylon near it.

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    6. Re:PROTON CANNON! by dotancohen · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You can watch the progress live, here:
      http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

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  2. Beam me up Scotty! by volxdragon · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait, wrong show (or was that a LHC around the disc of the Enterprise??!?)

    1. Re:Beam me up Scotty! by chibiace · · Score: 1, Funny

      we could generate a quantum polyatomic matter field to polarize the flux capacitance of the deflector dish so that the proton beam becomes stabilized enough to generate the neutron osmosis type VI black hole

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    2. Re:Beam me up Scotty! by click2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      quark smashing across the LHC
      on the LEP collider looking for the higgs
      quark smashing across the LHC
      only smashing protons cos we cant find bosons

      theres ATLAS and the CMS, ALICE and LHCb
      looking for dark matter and super symmetry

      quark smashing across the LHC
      on the LEP collider looking for the higgs
      quark smashing across the LHC
      only smashing protons cos we cant find bosons

      theres gluons on the starboard bow but no signs of dark energy
      fundamental forces and its link to weak gravity

      quark smashing across the LHC
      on the LEP collider looking for the higgs
      quark smashing across the LHC
      only smashing protons cos we cant find bosons

      (sung to Star Trekkin')

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    3. Re:Beam me up Scotty! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to reverse the polarity of the tachyon beam.

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    4. Re:Beam me up Scotty! by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Make it so!

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    5. Re:Beam me up Scotty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe "Beam Me Around, Willy"?

  3. Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by mmell · · Score: 5, Funny
    They still have many engineering challenges to complete before the LHC can start looking for the Higgs Boson.

    Assuming it exists. After all, this is an experiment designed to determine the accurace of a theory, not to confirm it.

    Of course, I believe they'll find it. My wife goes to 'mass' every weekend; I'm assuming that's where Higgs particles come from? I wouldn't know, as I haven't gone. You could describe me as 'massless'. :)

    1. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Since when could science confirm anything?

      Since late last Thursday, around noon time....

    2. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.

    3. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Science confirms stuff all the time. Any theory claiming that claims the existance of X can be confirmed by finding X. When a scientist duplicates an experiment and obtains the same results, they are confirming the experiment.

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    4. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      Umm well kind of, its an experiment to confirm the existence of the higgs if it does exist and to probe the physics of electroweak symmetry breaking (i.e find whatever else is causing the higgs mechanism) if it doesn't. I mean determining that the existence of a higgs particle is an accurate theory is the same as determining its existence give or take some philisophical arguments about existance.

    5. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong." - Albert Einstein

    6. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by abarrieris5eV · · Score: 1

      Yes that is where it comes from, that's why they call it the god particle.

    7. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally I hope the LHC gets up to full power and running at the latest by the end of 2011, so I can sigh and say "Whatever, wasn't the world supposed to end last year too when the LHC went online? This is getting ridiculous..." If they are delayed into 2012, the conspiracy nuts will align and we'll never hear the end of it (until 2013 anyway).

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    8. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.

      The "greater being" part, yes. That that collider is sabotaged for our protection is more-or-less plausible. It's more like, we happen to be in a universe that is consistently winning games of Russian Roulette. In other universes, they didn't have any issues starting the LHC, it accidentally the entire universe, and they got wiped from creation. Hasn't happened here...yet. Quantum suicide, they call it.

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    9. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by dominious · · Score: 1

      that's why we have proof by negation

    10. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      In other universes, they didn't have any issues starting the LHC, it accidentally the entire universe, and they got wiped from creation.

      I think a micro black hole ate your verb ;)

      I'm reminded of a side story in a Charles Stross novel - Singularity Sky I think. Humans discovered that causality violation was actually possible and not that hard, cue intervention from mysterious advanced beings and the message "Don't fuck around with causality in our reverse light cone. OR ELSE." Further attempts at causality violation received responses ranging from subtle sabotage to unsubtle asteroid impacts.

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    11. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      "Then I would feel sorry for the dear Lord. The theory is correct anyway." - Albert Einstein, after being asked what his reaction would have been if Eddington and Dyson had not confirmed a prediction of general relativity.

    12. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I remember a similar novel called Quarantine where quantum aliens quarantined Earth to keep us from partially killing them when our observations collapsed their wave functions.

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    13. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I think a micro black hole ate your verb ;)

      Intentional, actually: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

      For great justice!

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    14. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.

      I thought it was scientists from the future travelling back in time to stop the machine that obliterated the entire universe, including those future scientists...oh, wait.

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  4. 'Pew Pew' noises uttered by people with PHDs by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on, you know someone did it...

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    1. Re:'Pew Pew' noises uttered by people with PHDs by lorenlal · · Score: 1

      That or: "Bwwwwoooooooowwwwwww"

    2. Re:'Pew Pew' noises uttered by people with PHDs by brianc · · Score: 1

      I suspect it was more along the lines of a NASCAR/Indy/Forumula 1 doppler effect...

      That, or a light saber hum.

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  5. Thanks for the warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was planning on getting really drunk on December 20th 2012, but maybe I'll get drunk tonight because obviously the earth will disappear tomorrow at 0600GMT

    1. Re:Thanks for the warning by lorenlal · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're planning on *not* getting really drunk for 3 more years? That's gotta be a killer party you're planning.

      I plan on getting really drunk as soon as I can get myself to the corner liquor store (and home safely).

    2. Re:Thanks for the warning by berashith · · Score: 1

      you mind swinging by my office on your way?

  6. bad timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what with everything else going whack, a planet/universe eating black hole will not help much? like the sci-fi channel in real time/space/circumstance?

    not to mention, the lights are coming up all over now. ta da?

  7. Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to byNO UNIVERSE

  8. Real-time Updates by SMQ · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Real-time Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also more real-time technical details
      http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1

    2. Re:Real-time Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just .. missed ... it... too... fast... to... tweet...

  9. No. by mmell · · Score: 2, Funny
    At least, I wasn't really trying to be funny.

    If you disagree, feel free to mod me up!

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a joke in there somewhere. It has something to do with the Higgs boson being the "God" particle. I don't quite get it, though.

    2. Re:No. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Scientists think that the God particle creates mass. But actually it's the priest particles who are responsible for the mass.

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  10. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I heard that LHC is being sabotaged from the future by parallel universes. Cool, neat. Let's all marvel at this idea and give 5, Interesting to this comment for no good fucking reason

  11. I thought that was a Star Trek: Enterprise plot. by mmell · · Score: 1
    You mean, they were serious?

    Wow, maybe that's why I haven't won the Powerball lottery - the future abhors the prospect of me being rich! Oh, well...if my wife and kids are out to make sure I'm never rich, why should the future be any different?

  12. wow, we are still here! by idji · · Score: 1

    Is there anybody else out there, or am I alone in my own micro black hole?

    1. Re:wow, we are still here! by Kenja · · Score: 1

      We were never here. We were, and remain, figments of your deranged imagination.

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    2. Re:wow, we are still here! by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I don't know you well enough to answer that question, I'm afraid.

    3. Re:wow, we are still here! by ACS+Solver · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the power levels required for planet-consuming black holes will be reached right on schedule, on December 22nd.

    4. Re:wow, we are still here! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Go ahead, ask the question.

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    5. Re:wow, we are still here! by idji · · Score: 1

      thankyou for joining me in my idioverse!

  13. Circulating beam captured by flamingnight · · Score: 1

    CERN reported that "We have captured it! First circulating beam of 2009!" at 21:02 today.

  14. Good news everyone! by spammeister · · Score: 1

    It's just an ordinary particle beam. But watch out, because that's no ordinary particle beam!

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  15. Crap, I was going to go see a movie on Monday by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 1

    I *was* going to go see a movie on Monday, but since we're all going to be sucked into a black hole of oblivion, that plan is out the window.

    On a positive note, I don't have to worry about those credit card bills now.

    1. Re:Crap, I was going to go see a movie on Monday by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't be ridiculous, everyone knows the blackhole is so small it's going to take at least a few weeks to devour the Earth. Might even be months, so better take care of those bills too.

    2. Re:Crap, I was going to go see a movie on Monday by jamesh · · Score: 1

      If the LHC doesn't kill us now, the Sun will eventually devour the earth anyway in a few million years. Paying those bills does seem pretty pointless.

  16. first by pitu · · Score: 1

    proton beam!

  17. Damn! by hippie-joel · · Score: 1

    It's the end of the world people!

  18. What next...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to by 0600 GMT on Saturday.

    By 0324 GMT Sat. the protonbeam will inadvertedly collide with a piece o' bread.

  19. end of the world special by czarangelus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't you all have egg on your faces when the LHC opens the Abyss from Revelations and the Beast and false prophet are able to materialize on the Earth for the first time in ages? The Nephilim from the Old Testament have been psychically manipulating the power elites of Earth in order to secure funding for this demonic Stargate. Source: Satan's Star Gate

    I love all these romantic theories about alien or demonic invasion. Sadly, I think that neither that will happen nor will any new particles be discovered. RE: The Tao of Physics - we find what we're looking for in the act of looking for it. Or to paraphrase Eris - the more attention I pay to the number five the more places I see it!!

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    1. Re:end of the world special by Sannish · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I think that neither that will happen nor will any new particles be discovered.

      Not finding anything new with the LHC will actually be quite an exciting result in and of itself. Mostly it will tell us that our current theories of particle physics are wrong.

  20. The joke explained. by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    I don't quite get it, though.

    Here you go.

    Sorry -- couldn't resist :)

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  21. Hopefully they're more careful by Nautical+Insanity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    this time around. I have a physics prof who's part of the project. Part of our lecture on superconductivity was dedicated to the catastrophic malfunction. There's nothing that conveys the epic nature of the failure like technical language.

    According to my professor, they were in too much of a rush to get the thing started they didn't fully test the whole thing. One of the superconducting junctions quenched (transitioned from superconductive to non-superconductive states due to the 7-8 Tesla magnetic field), necessitating the dispersal of IIRC 1500 A of current. This turned insulating copper into plasma which breached the chamber wall and caused the explosive vaporization of 2 tons of liquid helium into the accelerating chamber.

    Long story short, it's a very large, complicated, and expensive machine. They'd better sure everything works this time.

    1. Re:Hopefully they're more careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Uhh, it broke DURING a test. Your professor is wrong when he says that they didn't test it enough, since it was a test that actually caused the malfunction

    2. Re:Hopefully they're more careful by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      First thing is that they did not need to test "everything" to get it started. When you have 450 GeV protons in the ring, you dont need 7-8 Tesla magnetic field... So they got it started because they could and decided that they can test the high magnetic field setting later.
      Second: The incident happened as they *were* testing it in a break from the low energy collisions schedule.
      Third: It was more like 6 tons of helium...

      But OK, you've got most of the story right.

    3. Re:Hopefully they're more careful by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      If they skipped over other tests that should have been performed before this test in order to prevent potential breakage, then the professor was right - they didn't do enough testing.

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    4. Re:Hopefully they're more careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the catastrophic malfunction of last year was during a test. they only need the 8 tesla field when they get to 7TeV, lower beam energy needs lower magnets. they had tested all the magnets up as high as they needed them before they injected beam. after they had been sending beams around for a few days they did some more testing, taking the magnets up to higher currents (while there was no beam in the machine). this is when the quench and failure happened.

      if they had done more testing before they put beam in, then they would have had the problem, before they had the chance to gather data from a few days of beam.

  22. Just in case by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where can I buy a Delorean they are hard to find nowadays? I'm working on the flux gapacitor. I'm adding Nitro to the car so I can go 88 mph in no time and the source of the 1.21 gigawatts is easy for me to get. Its just that darn Delorean. I don't think my Honda Civic will work. Screw it, I'm going to steal a Ferrari.

    1. Re:Just in case by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      when I was a kid, we used to call them flux condensers, and gosh darn it was quite the challenge to get a studebaker up to 88 cubits per centon.

    2. Re:Just in case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Ferrari won't work -- the stainless steel skin of the DeLorean was necessary to distribute the electrical charge correctly.

      That said, they sell for about $50k on eBay.

    3. Re:Just in case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just stick a coffee can exhaust and a giant spoiler on your Civic. At least then it'll look like it's going 88MPH

  23. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ ???

  24. Awesome! by RepelHistory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't wait to see what causes it to malfunction this time!

  25. Can they set it up in 2 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say, at about January, 2012?

  26. A picture from LHC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, they were successful, here's a picture:

    http://fox.nncdn.com/nn/0/142/729/324435.jpg

    No problems whatsoever.

    1. Re:A picture from LHC by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ha ha, funny guy.

      They've set up some webcams so you can watch what's going on at the LHC for yourself.

      http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

    2. Re:A picture from LHC by Excelcior · · Score: 1

      LOL someone mod this guy up, that is awesome.

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    3. Re:A picture from LHC by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah well... Sorry to spoil it, but that only works for non-physicists. Everybody with half a brain knows that it would grow exponentially, and not first pop to a size, and then slow down to steady growing, then suddenly jump to a bigger size just when the first camera dies, to then slow down to a faster, but still steady pace. ^^

      In reality, it would be more like: 2nd second: LHC, 3rd second: city. 4th second: planet.
      The problem of course being, that when it gets slower and slower, the closer you get to the starting time, it ends in infinity, which is exactly why nothing would happen.

      P.S.: *sings* Yes yes yes, I pulled this all out of my ass. But I’m close enough to reality, and it’s really fun, hee heee... ;)

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  27. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by planckscale · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but why do they only smash protons and not neutrons? Is it because the proton has a charge and thus can be flung around by the magnets? I mean if they are looking for elusive particles like the Higgs, I would think it would more likely be held inside a neutron rather than a proton.

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  28. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Alwinner · · Score: 3, Informative

    Charged particles can be accelarated in an electromagnetic field, but uncharged particles (like neutrons) cannot.

  29. Well that's a relief! by HiggsBison · · Score: 2, Funny

    They still have many engineering challenges to complete before the LHC can start looking for the Higgs Boson.

    Well, that's a big relief! Wait... Boson? Oh. Never mind.

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    1. Re:Well that's a relief! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1
      I found him!

      Scientists around the world cheered triumphantly learning their efforts weren't in vain as they found the elusive 'G-d' particle. Or so they thought. Early this morning a lab technician noticed a flaw in the work, having double and triple checked it seems the ticker tape parades need be canceled. The particle they found was in fact a HiggsBison particle which is of no redeeming value. We have M. Bison here now.

      April O'Neil: How does it feel disappointing so many people around there world? And have you seen Mr. Boson?

    2. Re:Well that's a relief! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      And yes in case any one asks I do think that the Higgs Boson is Jewish and much prefers G-d.

  30. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by davester666 · · Score: 1

    Everybody hates Protons. Neutrons are the cool bits.

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  31. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Informative

    For a guy with planck in his name you really need to read up on particle physics A neutron is udd, a proton is uud. Nothing special there, one is magnetic though.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_physics

  32. Still alive. by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're doing science and we're still alive.

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    1. Re:Still alive. by ae1294 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We're doing science and we're still alive.

      Is that the headcrab typing?

  33. Re:I thought that was a Star Trek: Enterprise plot by sarduwie · · Score: 1

    children are the future :)

  34. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by planckscale · · Score: 1

    Thanks ok so if the only difference is one is udd and the other is uud, then the "mass" in each is the same I suppose. And each would contain roughly the same exotic particles as the other. Maybe I'm just caught up in the god particle frenzy. I should stick to trying to understand string theory instead.

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  35. Has the Large Hadron Collider? by Interoperable · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Has the Large Hadron Collider? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Due to the laws of quantum physics, we will continue to exist in a time line that doesn't see destruction. I am happy to be safe. Now the other branched realities, they are so screwed!

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  36. The REAL picture from the LHC and ATLAS by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Splash events from the ATLAS experiment, from beam hitting an upstream collimator, can be seen here (updated regularly). The plan is to have low energy collisions within a week to help test the detectors. Accelerating the beams, in preparation for high energy collisions, will happen next year (so no black holes until then!). More details are available from the LHC commissioning and status pages. There is even a CERN tweet available for all you twits.

  37. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by bucky0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because we can control protons (and other charged particles) with electric/magnetic fields. We don't have a way to steer (and accelerate) neutrons (well, there are neat little tricks, but none of them are as powerful).

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  38. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by KingOfTheDustBunnies · · Score: 5, Informative

    so if the only difference is one is udd and the other is uud, then the "mass" in each is the same I suppose.

    Very nearly. The mass of the proton is 938 MeV; the neutron is 939 MeV. And the physics at a proton-neutron or neutron-neutron collider would be very similar to that at a proton-proton collider. But neutrons are neutral, as you and others have pointed out, and therefore much more difficult to accelerate.

    Now you could imagine a collider with a stationary neutron target and a high-energy proton beam. But remember that what you get out depends on the energy as measured in the center-of-mass frame of the colliding particles. To reach the LHC design energy of 14 TeV, you can collide two protons, each with an energy of 7 TeV in the lab frame, or you can collide a neutron at rest and a proton with an energy of ... excuse me while I dig out my TI-85 ... 104 PeV. Holy cow. I don't think anyone here has any idea how to get a 100-PeV beam in a working collider experiment, and I'm sure we don't have the money. So protons it is.

    And each would contain roughly the same exotic particles as the other.

    I think there's a misconception here. Protons (and neutrons) don't "contain" Higgs bosons, or W and Z bosons, or top quarks, or high-pT jets, or any of the other interesting things that we see at the Tevatron and will see at the LHC. These things are created from the kinetic energy of the two colliding protons. But otherwise yes, if you could find a way to build a neutron collider, you'd see pretty much the same stuff as at a proton collider of the same energy.

    Oh, and I must rant:

    Please don't call it the "God particle". This unfortunate nickname was coined as a marketing ploy and is not apt. Physicists do not call it the God particle. Reporters call it the God particle. And the main result is that people become confused, frightened, or angry.

    I'm tempted to point out that if you're interested in a theory describing the universe we happen to live in, the Higgs boson is far more likely to be relevant than string theory. But maybe I should leave that discussion for another thread.

  39. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by 0xygen · · Score: 1

    Presumably you can still hit static neutrons with the proton beam?

  40. They've started it again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew they started that damned thing up again, my hemroids are killing me again...

  41. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0

    Oh, and I must rant:

    Please don't call it the "God particle". This unfortunate nickname was coined as a marketing ploy and is not apt. Physicists do not call it the God particle. Reporters call it the God particle. And the main result is that people become confused, frightened, or angry.

    (sighs) Only in America...

  42. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but beams traveling in opposite directions have twice the relative velocity & smash harder.

  43. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My understanding is that neutrons, like any other subatomic particle, do not rest unless at 0 Kelvin. Otherwise, they will wiggle about, making poor targets in the absence of an sort of capture/containment field. Also, cooling to 0K is asymptotically hard to achieve, effectively impossible.

    At present, it looks like the LHC will operate at just above 0K, but not at it.
    http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/

    Charged particles, on the other hand, may be held at a known location and/or known path with the application of a containment field.

  44. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by grahamoconnor · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Charged particles, on the other hand, may be held at a known location and/or known path with the application of a containment field."

    Heisenberg begs to differ.

  45. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious, but why do they only smash protons and not neutrons? Is it because the proton has a charge and thus can be flung around by the magnets? I mean if they are looking for elusive particles like the Higgs, I would think it would more likely be held inside a neutron rather than a proton.

    because magnetic fields cause rotational motion which can be used to redirect the protons in such a manner that accelrates them through electric fields, a process only works with charged particles... ie protons, an electron would work, but you'd have to run it backwards, and munipulate the intensity of the b-field. However, protons provide a more impressive show than electrons, so we stuck with that.

  46. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    You mean one is charged, right? They both have a magnetic moment.

  47. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by KingOfTheDustBunnies · · Score: 1

    Actually most of it seems to happen on the Internet.

  48. anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow! cool! they proton-beam-scanned a calorimeter!
    (wondering what all those yellow X's are in atlas flash movie?)

  49. Sounds like CERN rolled a 20 by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    On the luck check needed to beat the universe. :P

  50. Zombies by Msdose · · Score: 0

    Ten thousand years of religions breeding their adherents into zombie armies have resulted in a population that is entirely caught up in a death wish which prevents it from seeing that the LHC is creating the field that is responsible for giving them their wish. This is why half the movies today are about zombies; people unconsciously recognize themselves but are unable to resist their fate.

  51. Re:damocles sword by bmecoli · · Score: 1

    Man, where is the tl;dr moderation modifier when you need it?

  52. The catastrophic effect is already apparent.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they fired up the LHC and what happens? Once in a thousand years rainfall and flash floods across the UK and Ireland.. and on the opposite side of the world in Australia, catastrophic record heat and lightening storms sparking hundreds of fires..

    Coincidence? I think not - sounds like the end of the world! ;)

    But seriously.. looking forward to them getting the LHC fully active and doing cool science.

  53. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Higgs is not held inside the proton, it's created during quark-quark, quark-gluon or gluon-gluon collisions (quarks and gluons constitute protons and neutrons).

  54. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 1

    >For a guy with planck in his name you really need to read up on particle physics

    ironically, that's the exact opposite of the advice given to Planck:

    The Munich physics professor Philipp von Jolly advised Planck against going into physics.

  55. Re:why protons and not neutrons? by stevelinton · · Score: 1

    There are plans to accelerate (and collide) lead and possibly uranium nuclei. These would include neutrons as well as protons.