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Is That Sushi Hazardous To Your Health?

pdclarry writes "A recent study by scientists at the American Museum of Natural History and Columbia University found that a piece of tuna sushi may not be tuna at all: 'A piece of tuna sushi has the potential to be an endangered species, a fraud or a health hazard,' wrote the authors. 'All three of these cases were uncovered in this study.' The study, published in PLoS ONE examined 68 samples of tuna sushi purchased from 31 restaurants in Manhattan (New York City) and Denver, Colorado. Some of these were from endangered species, others were not as labeled, and some were not tuna at all. Of these last, five samples labeled as 'white tuna' were from a toxic fish, Escolar, which is a gempylid species banned for sale in Italy and Japan due to health concerns. 'It can cause gastrointestinal symptoms ranging from mild and rapid passage of oily yellow or orange droplets, to severe diarrhea with nausea and vomiting. The milder symptoms have been referred to as keriorrhea [i.e. flow of wax in Greek].' Fraud in sushi is not new; Slashdot also reported study on mislabeling in 2008. This new study shows that some sushi can actually make you sick. The study was also covered by Wired."

554 comments

  1. post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BLAH!

    1. Re:post by sticky_charris · · Score: 5, Informative

      I ate some Escolar on holiday in Poland. It is also known as butter fish or something like that. In Poland it wass omething like Maszlanka? I had two very large fillets (smoked) and was told nothing about any side effects. It was delicious - very soft meat and very meaty. I ate it all and then when I got up the next day (early) I got ready to go for a jog. I was wearing very small running shorts. Basically this fish causes a reddish oil to build up in your gut and it seems to be able to leak out whenever it wants. A small early morning fart whilst jogging is enough to empt about two egg cup fulls in one go. It has no smell luckily. I was running in the woods when this happened so I immediately got behind a tree and let the rest of it go, and then cleaned off my legs with some ferns. It lack of odour is quite surprising, given where it has been, and it comes out completely separate from other solids. I didn't know at that point that the fish was to blame. So I bought more on the last day at the Baltic, and took it pack to my in-laws house in Wroclaw. I had some for lunch the next day in their home. That night I was ready for bed, and was sitting naked on the bed, which had been lovingly made up by my mother in law (new white linen all round). My gut had been fine since that earlier incident and for a moment I forgot where I was and let out some gas that felt like it had been building up all day. I felt a dampness, and suddenly the world seemed to close in around me, as I realised what may have happened. I jumped to my feet and saw *loads* of bright red oil all over the white sheets. Sweat just literally started sprouting out of my head as I thought about what to do next... sleep in it? Go and wake the in-laws? At this point (three years ago) I wasn't yet married even, and I had to sleep separately from my (then) girlfriend. They were all asleep already. I ended up sleeping on the other side of the bed. I woke up late, to find my girlfiend standing next to the bed with a look of horror on her face. Why she later married me I have no idea. Needless to say, I haven't eaten any of that nasty but delicious fish ever since.

    2. Re:post by frenchgates · · Score: 4, Funny

      There has to be some kind of award that this post deserves. (Not to mention the girlfriend.) Mod this up. Is there an 'amusingly horrid' designation?

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    3. Re:post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escolar

      looks like this story could be true.

      The wikipedia page notes

      To minimize the risk of symptoms, strict control of portion size is recommended as well as preparation methods that remove some of the oil. Grilling will greatly reduce the heavy fat content in the fish making it edible without ill side-effects. Portions should be no greater than 6 ounces.

    4. Re:post by slim · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this. It explains my symptoms many years ago having eaten at a South African seafood restaurant.

    5. Re:post by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I feel like one of the van eck phreakers from Cryptonomicon.

    6. Re:post by PalmKiller · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you like the flavor of butter fish, try grilling it, it will get rid of the oil content in the fish and the flavor will remain. You can also do prep before other cooking methods to remove the oil, its all in the prep. If you don't remove the oil, then you have to limit your portions to quite small ones, or side effects such as the oily diarrhea farts, headaches, nausea, and other undesirable results.

    7. Re:post by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Slashdot needs a '+1, Disgusting' mod option.

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    8. Re:post by neoform · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of an episode of south park.. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251865 (US only)

      If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear... Well now there's a product that can even clean even blood stains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear. Chipotlaway. Just one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of underwear blood. But Chipotlaway makes your underwear clean and ready for more. Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle. That can cost you thousands... Imagine having underwear so clean you could practically eat off of it. Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have sparkling underwear.

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    9. Re:post by tdp252 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this falls into the TMI catagory.

    10. Re:post by BaronHethorSamedi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or how about '-1, Too Informative'?

    11. Re:post by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I've gotta say, you are a perfect European stereotype. Tiny running shorts, pooping in the woods, then measuring it in units of "egg cup fulls."

      Is that metric egg cup fulls, by the way?

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    12. Re:post by ca111a · · Score: 1

      Only on \. this story can be rated "5, Informative" and not "Funny". Thanks for sharing!

    13. Re:post by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      These "symptoms" you talk about, are they supposed to be unusual?

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    14. Re:post by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      The Turd Report has returned to us in fulfillment of the prophecy.

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    15. Re:post by Maudib · · Score: 1

      In small amounts (ie, sushi sized portions) Escolar usually has no effect. Its quite delicious.

      My problem is that White Tuna is often but not always escolar, but it can be a couple of other white fish which aren't nearly as delicious.

    16. Re:post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Escolar is indeed delicious and usually harmless when consumed in quantities under 6oz. I eat escolar, which is also sometimes labeled as Super White Tuna, sushi frequently. I just don't eat more than 2 nigiri worth and I've never had any problems.

  2. Technically... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Informative


    If we're just talking about the tuna, then it's Sashimi.
    Sushi is vinegar rice, topped with other ingredients, such as fish.
    </pedantic>

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    1. Re:Technically... by 2.7182 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

    2. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the English language does, and it's in Oxford.
      Bonus points for those getting the puns.

    3. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not counting, of course, the veggie roll... whose predominant ingredients include cucumber, carrots, rice, and other non-fish products.

      And on a related aside, Fish roe is absolutely disgusting. Every time I eat sushi with fish roe it's like i'm chewing on dozens of tiny eyeballs. It's enough to make me want to gag.

    4. Re:Technically... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population.

      Sure, thank you for bolstering my point. The title asks if the sushi is hazardous, but the story is only about the fish, not the rice or seaweed (etc)... (I'm tired and feeling a bit picky.)

      Slack language is a cause and/or result of slack thinking. For example, single TV episodes advertised as "all new" or the Dodge Ram commercial that states the truck is "all brawn, all brain" - sigh.

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    5. Re:Technically... by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

      But this means that "fish" allows, for example, the extinct species of giant armored fish, which includes the deadly Xiphactinus, as featured in the BBC's "Sea Monsters", as well as "National Geographic's Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure". Now was that on your list? NOO it was not. But it's allowable for putting in sushi and calling it sushi in the good old US of A. Touche'!!!

    6. Re:Technically... by Kelzar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why can't we all just get along? It doesn't have to be this way! Can't it be both? Just like a whale is a fish and a mammal?

    7. Re:Technically... by aldld · · Score: 1

      How do you know what it's like to chew on an eyeball?

    8. Re:Technically... by Garridan · · Score: 2, Informative

      If we're being completely pedantic, then you should read the title again.

      Is That Sushi Hazardous To Your Health?

      Here "that" refers to a particular piece of sushi. Reading the summary and then the article, one finds that "that sushi" refers to "sushi containing 'tuna'". Raw fish on its own is sashimi. Raw fish on rice is sushi. If the raw fish in either case is poisonous, then the entire thing will be hazardous to your health.

      Or, do you somehow think that the rice is going to save you?

    9. Re:Technically... by maxume · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You sir, are both a moron and an idiot.

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    10. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though originally correct your definition no longer really holds, at least in the west. Probably due to the fact that sushi is a term that encompasses many sub-types (e.g. nigiri, maki), it is now used in the west as an all encompassing term fro various dishes including traditional sushi dishes and sashimi dishes. Welcome to living languages, meanings are how people use the words not what you want them to be or how they were originally used but good job being pedantic, tags and all. ;)

    11. Re:Technically... by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most good Japanese restaraunts have the difference between Sushi and Sashimi on page 1 of their menu, and more Americans than you think know the difference.

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    12. Re:Technically... by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, but this is where you're wrong..

      There's this thing called ANSI standard SUSHI (ANSI/NISO Z39.93-2007), also referred to as the sushi standard.

      And as demontrated at the above URL, it has absolutely nothing to do with fish, or at least it's not supposed to be. If I ask for SUSHI, and I get some type of fish instead, and they call that sushi, clearly some sort of fraud has occured.....

      And perhaps using SUSHI can be hazardous to your health, but only really to the extent that all programming is hazardous to your health.

      I was unable to apprehend the article's concept that you would order or ask someone to give you SUSHI and they'd give you a toxic fish instead of the specification.

      Nor did I realize it was so easy for people to be confused into thinking that specifications such as Sushi are edible, or that people would actually be so oblivious as to confuse a piece of fish for a copy of a national standard...

    13. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm free to think you are an idiot, judging by how you define the word through your usage.

    14. Re:Technically... by ArundelCastle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

      You flurbing pizzats and your fempy ticrans. Can't even warrup a mekci bommits.

    15. Re:Technically... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Actually in this case 'that' is a journalistic device, which refers to the piece of sushi the reader may happen to be eating at the time. If the writer is too specific too early (say by specifying the exact ingredients) then a lot of readers might just skip over the whole thing after seeing the resulting clumsy headline and no writer wants that.

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    16. Re:Technically... by morari · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Raw fish hazardous to your health? Go figure!

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    17. Re:Technically... by MrNaz · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem is, of course, that sushi is not an English word.

      Also, the phrase "language evolves" is not the same thing as "I come from a country where 99% of the population does not have basic literacy skills".

      So we (the rest of the world) don't give two shits what sushi means "in the US". We would prefer to use words correctly so that there's common grounds upon which to communicate effectively. You can keep the dog's breakfast of a language that is "American English" thank you very fucking much.

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    18. Re:Technically... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's certainly what I meant. I apologize for my lapse in pedantry.

    19. Re:Technically... by Alphathon · · Score: 1

      No it isn't (I don't know if you were trying to be funny)

    20. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've had sushi wrapped in seaweed?

      Its an algae, not seaweed. You might find seaweed in miso soup though.

    21. Re:Technically... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Sure, thank you for bolstering my point. The title asks if the sushi is hazardous, but the story is only about the fish, not the rice or seaweed (etc)... (I'm tired and feeling a bit picky.)

      Language is about communication. How many people do you think thought to themselves "I bet they're talking about the rice!". Then, reading into it, got confused, and wondered "what does tuna have to do with *SUSHI*?!?!?"

      Even you, the person making a fuss, *KNEW* what was being communicated. So what's the problem?

      Slack language is a cause and/or result of slack thinking.

      Sort of. Slack language is superior to strict language, as the world *itself* is not strict (or, if you prefer, one single slack word can usually better convey an idea than even a *thousand* strict words).

      Slack language, and slack thinking, you are right, go together, but they are inextricable aspects of being human and existing in reality.

      For example, single TV episodes advertised as "all new" or the Dodge Ram commercial that states the truck is "all brawn, all brain" - sigh.

      In both cases you know what they mean. They are examples of language working as it should.

      You are correct about the word sushi technically refers specifically to the rice and how it's prepared, but you are very, *very* wrong in your conclusion that the word is being used incorrectly here.

    22. Re:Technically... by turbidostato · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The title asks if the sushi is hazardous, but the story is only about the fish"

      The story is not even that: is a non-story. Eating a mislabelled piece of raw fish might produce disease. Well, yeah...

    23. Re:Technically... by causality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slack language is a cause and/or result of slack thinking. For example, single TV episodes advertised as "all new" or the Dodge Ram commercial that states the truck is "all brawn, all brain" - sigh.

      What about ManBearPig? In the episode he was described as "half man, half bear, and half pig". So he's 1.5 individuals!

      And I definitely agree about the slack thinking. There is nothing quite like a disciplined mind that serves you well with efficient and effective action. Minds become that way by not yielding so easily to the temptation to cut corners and exhibit laziness and it starts with the tiny insignificant things first. Think of all the native English speakers who cannot correctly use words like "loose"/"lose" or "they're"/"there"/"their". It shows that they still struggle with basic usage of their native language, the sorts of issues that they should have worked out back in elementary school. It's noteworthy that foreigners who learn English as a second (or third) langauge tend not to make these mistakes.

      Having said that, I'll add that It's okay to have a hard time with something. Not everyone is a great writer or a good speaker and we all have something we're not very good at doing. What's not okay is when an excuse is made for it. The original mistake is just a simple error, like spilling the milk or working an equation incorrectly and getting the wrong answer. It doesn't make you a moron and it doesn't make you a bad person. It's the kind of error that anyone could potentially make because they're human.

      The excuse, on the other hand, is cowardly in a sense. It attempts to justify or dismiss something that is clearly incorrect, and all of this to avoid the process of saying "ah-hah, I made a mistake there. Now I know what to do differently in the future." I suspect that they think they are showing weakness or acting "inferior" if for even one moment they say "hey, you're correct; you are right and I had that wrong." The obsession over preventing the perception of inferiority at all costs, including the cost of accuracy, is why I call this cowardly. Nowhere in this can you find the security of knowing that you are who and what you are, whether or not anyone else thinks so.

      By and large, people who make those grammatical mistakes are full of excuses. It's the reason why they keep making the same mistakes and their writing does not gradually improve with usage over time the same way that other skills would. You would expect a blacksmith to make a higher-quality knife after 20 years of experience than anything he made when he first started out. So why do native English speakers fail to correctly apply rules of grammar that they should have learned and mastered as children?

      The blacksmith has a boss who expects a certain level of job performance, and if he is not internally motivated by an appreciation of his craft then this external motivation will spur him to improve his work. The average Slashdotter who reads and posts for leisure has no external motivation. The only reason why he'd try to get things right is because he values excellence. When you value excellence, you don't see yourself as a static person who scrapes by on the path of least resistance. You see yourself as a dynamic, growing individual who gradually learns more and becomes better at everything you do, whether or not anyone is looking, whether or not anyone is impressed, and whether or not you would have been penalized for a lesser effort. It's an internal thing. The reason to become a better speaker and a better writer is simple: you speak and write on a daily basis, so your life (and quite possibly others) is enriched by being able to do these things well. It's also hard to really enjoy doing something when you struggle to achieve even basic competency.

      The antithesis of this is a form of laziness with perhaps some elements of apathy. In that case, you're not really convinced that it's worth doing at all because yo

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    24. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was your waiter, you'd find my DNA in your soup.

    25. Re:Technically... by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 1

      So we (the rest of the world) don't give two shits what sushi means "in the US". We would prefer to use words correctly so that there's common grounds upon which to communicate effectively. You can keep the dog's breakfast of a language that is "American English" thank you very fucking much.

      We (people in the US) would appreciate it very much if you (people in the rest of the world) wouldn't make ridiculous generalizations about our language, education and culture based on the ignorant rantings of one Slashdot troll. You see, if we were to follow your standard, I could easily point to your posting and exclaim "See, all of those non-US people are xenophobic retards!" Thankfully, I'm much too polite to do that.

    26. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm sorry but you're wrong.

      It's like talking about Spaghetti bought at a spaghetti restaurant and demanding everyone only talk about noodles.

      99% of people in the U.S. only eat raw fish as Sushi. The samples were taken from sushi, bought at sushi restaurants, so it would be worse to switch vocabulary and start talking about another entree entirely.

    27. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all fluid.

      That's true, but

      1) adding a meaning to a word may make someone confused in the future.

      2) mixing sushi and sashimi sounds like mixing hot dog and sausage here

      3) slashdot is not only for Americans, if my understanding is correct

      4) you will have less chance to get sashimi when you ordered and meant sushi in a Japanese restaurant

      and

      5) using a word in the original meaning is a good way to show your respect to a different culture, unless the new meaning is major at your place.

    28. Re:Technically... by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      < pedantic>
      It's not a "hacker", it's a "cracker"....

      It's not "Red Hat Linux", it's "GNU/Linux"....

      It's not "M$ Windoze", it's "MS Windows"....
      < /pedantic>

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    29. Re:Technically... by Shikaku · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

    30. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't try to excuse your own ignorance by destroying the english language. If you don't know the meaning of a word, that's your problem - not the problem of the person who corrected you.

    31. Re:Technically... by dbIII · · Score: 0

      No.
      It's defined by those that make and eat the stuff and that's where the dictionary meaning comes from. There may be a generation that "lurned ta wread under Raygun" or "whent ta skool in da low tax stayts" that pick words that sound impressive and attach new meanings to them but they can be ignored until they all agree on the meaning of something. Poor education standards have created an annoying habit where even US academics change the meaning of existing words in mid conversation just to win arguments.
      If you pretend meanings are as fluid as the results of eating poisonous fake tuna your points are going to be considered to be worth the same as that fluid becaue we really can't be sure what you are saying.

    32. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

      Or more accurately referred to as keriorrhea.

    33. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bullshit. Take your absurd position and extrapolate it to its logical conclusion: No one knows what any word means, and communication comes to a screeching halt. Try again.

    34. Re:Technically... by Gorbag · · Score: 1

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

      Using words means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed? And after that English lost it's ANSI standard, but C didn't? If your sushi is fluid, I suggest Immodium. Meanwhile, best learn grammar you insensitive clod!

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    35. Re:Technically... by Derleth · · Score: 1

      But the English language does, and it's in Oxford.

      This is simply false. Nobody who has actually studied language could make this mistake.

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    36. Re:Technically... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yes, Kite me will opens sadly! Defined all an language me say it does.

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    37. Re:Technically... by Joe+Decker · · Score: 5, Informative

      Technically, Oxford's lexicographic philosophy is more descriptivist than prescriptivist. Their stated intent is to document, record and communicate the language they find through actual usage. Thus, Oxford, while the gold standard of English lexicography (more so British usage than American, but it's pretty strong in either case) is not to be confused with an "ANSI standard." It's an entirely different thing, a better analogy might be the SIbley Guide.

    38. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I do agree with you, fahrbot is also correct. Considering that he wasn't nasty with his technicality, I'd say the defensive "language is mutable response" wasn't necessary. I'm pretty sure he's aware of it, but like the begs the question is a a logical fallacy only, then/than, anime/AHnime, etc groups it was just a pet peeve.

    39. Re:Technically... by sjames · · Score: 2, Informative

      The O.E.D. is intended to be descriptive, not prescriptive.

    40. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello. I am from Japan.

      Maybe the confusion is because for Japanese, sushi sometimes is equivalent to maguro (tuna). (Maybe even sashimi is equivalent to tuna.)

    41. Re:Technically... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0

      Either you're very deep, or you copied that from somewhere. Please enlighten me... lots of food for thought therein, even for myself. We HATE admitting we're wrong, especially in tech and science.

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    42. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      TECHNICALLY, "sushi" covers all brands, and the type of "sushi" that is the raw fish over the rice is called nigiri sushi.

      Then there's maki sushi, also commonly known as "sushi rolls", where the rice is on the outside of the ingredients (which can be fish or other tasty things).

    43. Re:Technically... by Kelzar · · Score: 1

      Err... kind of. I think 2.7182(819680)'s point is valid. Just pointing out that a whale used to be a fish, before people started classifying the world according to a scientific/taxonomic system. By the same token, I think we could say that "sushi" has different, and equally valid, meanings for people in different linguistic communities. Just thought that might be a bit... pedantic.

    44. Re:Technically... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's nice, but the words are Japanese and defined by how the Japanese use them, and people in the U.S. who actually enjoy Japanese seafood on rice know the difference too.

    45. Re:Technically... by geminidomino · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Your *dancing* makes us *frumple*. Get off our *below!*

    46. Re:Technically... by jargonCCNA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The English language, sadly, is not standardised, which is why we have differences like “kerb” and “curb”, “lorry” and “truck”, “lift” and “elevator”, and so on, and so forth.

      French, on the other hand, has L’Académie française, an institute that actually does define a standard French language. Québec also has their own OQLF (who will have none of that bastard English in their French, merci beaucoups) and they’re both happily ignored by the Acadians and northern Québécois, who speak their own dialects and who are almost completely incomprehensible by people who speak real French (Joual in particular is nasty; it’s barely considered French).

      Okay, so having a standardised version of French hasn’t exactly helped matters, but there is a Defined French Language, unlike English. That’s what happens when there are two major world powers, both speaking the same language, neither of whom will bow to other in such affairs!

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    47. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population.

      Pretty much all sushi restaurants in the US have egg sushi, shiitake sushi, avocado sushi, and other non-fish varieties.

    48. Re:Technically... by Bobb9000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why exactly do you think that, if you've studied language, you must necessarily give up on linguistic prescriptivism? This is the same problem I have with the more glib moral relativists - I accept that there is no "objective" standard, but that doesn't mean that I can't make prescriptive statements, it just means they're backed up by me, as opposed to nature or God. While the GP's views on the primacy of certain dictionaries may or may not be reflecting a less-thought-out view of language, it's far from "simply false". And nobody who has actually studied philosophy could make this mistake. :-)

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    49. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

      There is a certain irony in your argument. The article is about mislabeling the fish causing heath problems. Were the standards to be adhered to, there would be less misunderstanding and less risk.

      Q: If you called a donkey's tail a leg, how many legs would it have?
      A: The donkey would still have 4 legs. Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it one. Only an ass would count the tail as a leg.

    50. Re:Technically... by lastgoodnickname · · Score: 1

      how do you NOT know?

    51. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but when the Japanese use European loan words incorrectly, they're wrong. Same applies here. I suspect you're using your blatant aggression to cover up a deep seated feeling of inferiority.

    52. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a Grammar Nazi complete with death chambers.

      Dude, you need to grow a whole lot of perspective.

    53. Re:Technically... by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but when the Japanese use European loan words incorrectly, they're wrong.

      Good thing there are people like you to set them straight! Why don't you go there and try to make them comply with your standards?

      -jcr

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    54. Re:Technically... by nacturation · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, but when the Japanese use European loan words incorrectly, they're wrong.

      Good thing there are people like you to set them straight! Why don't you go there and try to make them comply with your standards?

      Clearly you think that to claim something is wrong requires a personal visit followed by a lesson. Speaking of which, how did your education of creationists go? Did you set them straight?

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    55. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans also call entree by the name 'starters' and call mains by the name of 'entree', so can they fix that first before trying to correct usage of Sushi/Sashimi.

      Obviously, starters and entree are the same things for the rest of the world, who bothered to look up what the french word means.

    56. Re:Technically... by markov_chain · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you!

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    57. Re:Technically... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Slack language is a cause and/or result of slack thinking.

      Language is communication. If someone says "tuna sushi" and the listener understands what they said, then it is accurate communication and language. It doesn't matter if you have a personal opinion about whether that usage is "correct" they used the language to communicate, so it is part of the language.

      For example, single TV episodes advertised as "all new" or the Dodge Ram commercial that states the truck is "all brawn, all brain" - sigh.

      And you understood that they intended to give the impression that it is "all brawn" like it has always been, but now the truck is brainer. Sure it's silly. It's supposed to get you to remember it, and you did. Not only did they get their idea across, but they got you to remember it well and repeat it to others. That means they are smarter than you. Not that they used "slack language" but that they purposefully abused language to convey an idea in a memorable way. You understood them and remembered it, so it was a win on all possible fronts. And you complain? That just means you don't understand, not that others are wrong.

    58. Re:Technically... by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think of all the native English speakers who cannot correctly use words like "loose"/"lose" or "they're"/"there"/"their". It shows that they still struggle with basic usage of their native language, the sorts of issues that they should have worked out back in elementary school. It's noteworthy that foreigners who learn English as a second (or third) langauge tend not to make these mistakes.

      You are correct, at least as far as written language. If you were to talk to someone who just confused "lose" with "loose" though, I'm sure they would know the difference. Ditto with "there", "their", "they're." This is more a case of lack of experience with written language, than actual stupidity or laziness. We often forget that /. caters to a demographic that is much more literate than the general population. Even so, if you recall the poll here a few weeks back, there are some among us who refuse to read books, and probably don't write much either (no, code doesn't count). Also, most forms of electronic communications generally foster bad habits and promote general laziness. Something about electronic communications spawns a "throw away" mind set. When I sit down to write something on paper, or even plan on writing a serious document in word, I write much better than any /. reply I've ever written.

      This type of forum is more like a rambling discussion, than a well-structured debate. How often do you actually use completely proper grammar in a colloquial setting? How often does even the most mindlessly pedantic of us slip and say "ATM machine?"

      In the end though, it really doesn't matter. Language exists for communications, and is generally tailored to the audience and intention of the speaker. I see no need to spend the time writing a doctoral dissertation level reply to you.

      On topic, how many readers here actually didn't understand what the summary was talking about? If you were genuinely confused you might have a legitimate case to complain, if not your just being a mildly sophisticated troll (but a troll nonetheless).

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    59. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No true Scotsman would agree with that.

    60. Re:Technically... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      If your typing this on a computer, please get off of her, she might be uncomfortable.

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    61. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (same AC here, don't wanna waste my mod points)
      Why would I want to set them straight? Engrish.com and sites like it are a continual source of joy for people who like playing with language and looking at words in new ways. That said, it in no way means that the Japanese are using these words correctly. If they were, it wouldn't be funny.

      Likewise, westerners using non-English terms incorrectly may still be comprehensible, and certainly may be amusing to native speakers of the terms' language, but just because many westerners misuse the term in the same way does not mean they are correct. I bet there are a lot more Japanese using the word 'sushi' correctly than there are Americans using it to mean 'nori rolls' or 'sashimi'.

    62. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We (the rest of the world) are not xenophobic, because we don't dislike all cultures other than our own. We just don't like yours.

    63. Re:Technically... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Their stated intent is to document, record and communicate the language they find through actual usage.

      i don't think them fucken bastards really wanna do shit like that.
             

    64. Re:Technically... by umghhh · · Score: 1

      As to what happens when authorities dare change the language as they please without looking at what people use and are ready to accept see here and especially the part about acceptance of the so called reform by users of the language. This of course differs slightly from french solution.

    65. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lots of people believing in something wrong don't magically mean it's right. aka: reality cannot be distorted by belief.

      I'm sorry but language changes are a slow process that include bastardization of words over generations. a spike in stupidity don't mean we now have to talk dog English too.

    66. Re:Technically... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      We (people in the US) would appreciate it very much if you (people in the rest of the world) wouldn't make ridiculous generalizations about our language, education and culture based on the ignorant rantings of one Slashdot troll.

      We don't. Instead we generalize based on who you elect as president.

      Nucular indeed...

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    67. Re:Technically... by he-sk · · Score: 1, Informative

      Which is why German speakers use the anglicism "handy" for cell phones (known as mobiles in the UK).

      Language. You fail it.

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    68. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did people in the US start speaking English?

    69. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're not talking about truck stop bathroom tuna salad sandwiches here

      (posting as AC since i'm drunk and forgot PW)

    70. Re: Technically... by value_added · · Score: 1

      Language is communication. If someone says "tuna sushi" and the listener understands what they said, then it is accurate communication and language.

      So to use your reasoning, a resident of Kansas complaining to a paleontologist that evolution is "just a theory" is an example of "accurate communication and language"? The paelontologist certainly understood what he heard. And most likely, he also understood that the speaker is either an idiot, or a person who doesn't understand or respect the meaning of the words he's using.

      Words matter. That two people understand each other means nothing. Chimpanzees and teenagers have been known to communicate successfully among themselves using all manner of sounds, words, and gestures. If you remove the sounds and gestures, and write the words down on paper for someone else to read, what have you got, other than incorrectness mixed with nonsense? Personally, I find it regrettable that people champion, or even aspire, to the mediocrity you're espousing.

          Brawndo is literally awesome!
          I could care less.

      Is that the world you want to live in?

      they purposefully abused language to convey an idea in a memorable way...

      You have to understand the correctness of something before you're able to abuse it, have fun with it, or manipulate it to your own ends. Otherwise, chances are good that there is no real communication. If words don't have meanings, lies resemble truths, and the one being manipulated is the listener who can't tell the difference. But why should he care, right? And why should I care, other than that nagging concern about idiots having the right to vote.

    71. Re:Technically... by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      This meal includes eyeballs.

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/aree/3233025291/

      One eye a year (sounds like a name for a james bond movie)

    72. Re:Technically... by madcow_bg · · Score: 1

      Raw fish hazardous to your health? Go figure!



      RTFA ... Raw toxic fish hazardous to health.
      It's mislabeled anyway ... Sushi is made with fish which is not toxic to begin with.
    73. Re:Technically... by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the point of the story isn't that eating mislabelled raw fish might cause disease but that a lot of raw fish is mislabelled.

    74. Re:Technically... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed that anybody who has the remotest interest in the subject (i.e. in eating it) is still using sushi to refer to the fish. That'd be like going into McDonalds and trying to order a Filet-O-Fish(tm) by yelling "Fries! You give me fries, dumb round eye!"

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    75. Re:Technically... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      Sure, thank you for bolstering my point.

      um, arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Being a language nazi makes you doubly so.

    76. Re:Technically... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Just because isn't incorrect doesn't mean it isn't bad.

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    77. Re:Technically... by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      Awesome. So "ain't" and "ya'll" are good to go.

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    78. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grow weary of seeing this as a defense for simply being wrong. By your logic I could just use whatever words I felt like, since the language is defined by how I use it. This "oh, it's ok, whatever people do is right" lack of standards and accountability is what's dragging our nation (and our world, slowly) down.

    79. Re:Technically... by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Language is communication. If someone says "tuna sushi" and the listener understands what they said, then it is accurate communication and language.

      If someone says "tuna sushi", meaning tuna sashimi, and the listener understands it as tuna sushi, then it is inaccurate communication and language.

      In this case it might result in someone getting served a meal they hadn't expected. But there are other cases where vagueness in the definition of terms can lead to much more serious and expensive problems.

    80. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are not *happy campers.* We will *dancing*.

      Do not forget to *spread the wax*!

    81. Re: Technically... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So to use your reasoning, a resident of Kansas complaining to a paleontologist that evolution is "just a theory" is an example of "accurate communication and language"?

      Nope. In my example, both people thought of the same thing, though one didn't like the word choice. For your example, the two people will likely not see the words as having the same meaning.

      Chimpanzees and teenagers have been known to communicate successfully among themselves using all manner of sounds, words, and gestures. If you remove the sounds and gestures, and write the words down on paper for someone else to read, what have you got, other than incorrectness mixed with nonsense?

      So spoken communication can't be a language unless it's written. Thus, the native tribes in Alaska had no language until the White Man showed up and put their sounds to the English letters? You are the one speaking nonsense. You are defining language in a manner inconsistent with all official definitions. It has to be written to be a language. If it is a language and seems like English, if it's between teenagers, it's not a real language if it isn't proper English. I don't know what you are arguing for or against anymore. All I know is that you don't like people communicating accurately with each other using words you don't approve of. You should move to France and join their language committee. Then you'll get to dictate language. For all other languages on the planet, it is how people use it, not how some jackass thinks it should be used.

      Brawndo is literally awesome!
      I could care less.
      Is that the world you want to live in?


      And what specifically is wrong with the first sentence? He may literally be awe-inspiring. It happens. Now, if you'd been talking about the guy that's 7'2" on the basketball team that is "literally 20 feet tall" then you might have a case. But someone can actually inspire awe. I don't know for Brawndo's case, but it could be accurate for the dictionary definition of those words.

      As for "I could care less" there are competing theories, and one is that it is an abbreviation of "I could care less, but I'd have to try." The fact that the speaker is so apathetic as to not even complete that sentence would only add to such apathy. However, if you believe that it could only have come from "I couldn't care less" and is incorrectly used, rather than incompletely used, then yes, you could have some objection. However, I believe that the number of people in the US who say "I could care less" exceed the number that say "I couldn't care less" so that ship has sailed. Any objections you have are way too late to have any effect. It is a part of the language and means "I don't care" and everyone who hears it knows that, including you.

    82. Re:Technically... by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, most forms of electronic communications generally foster bad habits and promote general laziness.

      Hogwash. E-mail no more promotes lazy writing than the Pony Express did in the 19th century.

      The problem, once again, lies not in our stars but in ourselves. We have become more permissive in our acceptance of a butchered language. If you want people to write better, you need to openly ridicule their efforts when they demonstrate their abject ignorance.

      Our society is far too kind to the moron, and it is to our detriment.

    83. Re:Technically... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting


            Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. ... Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard.

            But the English language does, and it's in Oxford.

            This is simply false. Nobody who has actually studied language could make this mistake.

            Why exactly do you think that, if you've studied language, you must necessarily give up on linguistic prescriptivism?

      Nah; I think what the poster was getting at is that the OED folks, like almost all dictionary makers, don't push their publications as an authoritative guide to correct English usage. Rather, their task is to document the history of the English language. If you look around randomly in the OED and read many of its cites, you'll find plenty that aren't what you'd call good English. This is because they're trying to document the earliest uses of words with various meanings, not the earliest correct usage (whatever that might be).

      Documenting correct usage would be a hopeless task anyway. Could you imagine how valuable the OED would be for its users if it contained only "correct" cites? They'd be perpetually bogged down in flame wars over what constitutes correct English, and they'd be unable to produce the primary reason for their value.

      I was a bit amused by the thought of the OED being made an ANSI standard ...

      (Hmmmm ... I seem to have triggered a bug in '.'s handling of nested tags. No matter how I tried, I couldn't get it to handle those levels of quotes in any sensible manner. The HTML is massaged into something a bit bizarre - and not quite correct. It appears that the code can't handle four levels of nesting. Apparently this is the first time I've tried such a thing. ;-)

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    84. Re:Technically... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      So why do native English speakers fail to correctly apply rules of grammar that they should have learned and mastered as children?

      That question ought to be "So why do human beings fail to correctly apply rules of grammar..." - it's hardly something unique to native English speakers. At least, the talibanes ortográficos seem to have a full time job over on barrapunto.com.

    85. Re:Technically... by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

      Had to correct the record: make that "truckstop *egg* salad sandwiches". (Parent was referring to Futurama.)

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    86. Re:Technically... by gemtech · · Score: 1

      I have 2 rules for eating meat: no organs (skin is the exception, it's not filtinging much of anything) and it must be cooked (at least "medium"). Even when traveling in Asia, these are my rules.

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    87. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't know what tuna in your country, but in mine tuna is a fish :)

    88. Re:Technically... by krzyk · · Score: 1

      The first sentence and the second one are in contradiction.
      Tuna is a fish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuna), or are we talking about something else that is called "tuna" ?

    89. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its also far from simply true - therefore it's pointless to state as it's relative only to the person who says it.

    90. Re:Technically... by multisync · · Score: 1

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them.

      Glass that frame listen table of up nothing. Well dirt seatbelt hose if nothing on floor trap.

      Syntax stubble for plug "young then laundry tile" firm trick constipation (lolz).

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    91. Re:Technically... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      The problem, once again, lies not in our stars but in ourselves.

      You are correct, but the context still effects the style of our communications. When I'm talking to my boss I use a different vocabulary and syntax than when I talk to my parents, when I talk to my pub friends I use language in a way that would be unacceptable to my parents, etc... Most people, of most cultures, do this.

      This brings to mind when I finally decided to join the 20th century and get a cell-phone. I tried to type coherent sentences with proper punctuation and capitalization. I promptly stopped doing this, though it pained me, since the amount of time spent typing a message properly completely negated the only benefits to the medium (namely speed). Not that I adopted "text-ese", I just realized that loosening the rules might be advantageous. The same thing happened, to a lesser extent, when I used to run IM programs constantly. Both of these mediums nudge people towards short malformed statements which are more about quickly expressing a point than proper linguistic wrangling.

      Yes, someone could write high level grammar in these mediums, but it isn't as natural, and somewhat negates the point of the medium.

      Our society is far too kind to the moron, and it is to our detriment.

      I generally agree, though we must also keep in mind that proper language does not denote intelligence either. In the US there are tons of dialects that use tortured grammar and word choice (the UK is much worse), but are using the proper language of that particular region/culture. Also, every single one of us is subject to the occasional typo or gaffe, no matter what our level of linguistic skill. They just happen from time to time.

      Veering back on topic: This whole discussion is rather silly, borrow words change when they hit a different culture, this is natural and universal. If we were to compare proto-English to what we speak and write today, we'd be shocked since most of what we now speak is borrowed from Latin (via French), even while we keep our Germanic grammar.

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    92. Re:Technically... by morari · · Score: 1

      Fish still tend to harbor parasites, among other things. As a general rule of thumb, meat should be cooked.

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    93. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they are taking about sushi, not just sashimi, that's not even pedantic, it's a piece of tuna sushi, so you are just wrong, I'm sure tuna without the rice and seaweed is also mislabeled

    94. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why exactly do you think that, if you've studied language, you must necessarily give up on linguistic prescriptivism? This is the same problem I have with the more glib moral relativists - I accept that there is no "objective" standard, but that doesn't mean that I can't make prescriptive statements,

      I've wanted to say the same thing in past discussions. The "it's what the word means to me" is linguistic relativism. Just as over-abundance of moral relativism could cause society to fall apart, linguistic relativism would cause society's downfall due to a loss of ability to communicate.

      Famous example:
      "Inconceivable!"
      "That word does not mean what you think it means." (sadly, I must post as AC due to the use of mod points)

    95. Re:Technically... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      A pedant, apologizing for his insufficient pedantry?

      Now I've seen everything.

    96. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just mis-parsed his statement. He's not saying that linguistic presciptivism does't exist, he's saying the the fellows at Oxford aren't such an authoritative body in the sense that the GGP was (in reference to the GGGP's point about ANSI) saying that they were..

    97. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All hail the flying rice monster! Save me from bad sushi !!!!

    98. Re:Technically... by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      I admit that the GGP's post isn't the most defensible (or comprehensible) thing in the world, but my issue with the reply was that "simply false" and "mistake" are the wrong words to use. On what basis is the OED being denied as authoritative? If he doesn't consider it to be such, that's fine, but by his own standards, to say that the claim is "simply false" is like saying my taste for the music of Britney Spears is "simply false" and a "mistake", i.e., something we might say in common conversation as shorthand for a negative value judgement about me as a human being, but not a useful reply in the context of an intellectual debate.

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    99. Re:Technically... by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Now I've seen everything.

      No, I daresay you haven't.

    100. Re:Technically... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I think the point of the story isn't that eating mislabelled raw fish might cause disease but that a lot of raw fish is mislabelled."

      Certainly that it *should* be but sorrily it isn't: "A piece of tuna sushi has the potential to be an endangered species, a fraud or a health hazard [...] This new study shows that some sushi can actually make you sick."

      It's an example of terrible journalism.

    101. Re:Technically... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Just because isn't incorrect doesn't mean it isn't bad.

      Sure, so let me be clear about this. Not only is calling the whole food item (rice, fish, seaweed, etc.) sushi correct, but it's also good.

    102. Re:Technically... by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      [i]Our society is far too kind to the moron, and it is to our detriment.[/i]

      Which moron? Is it me?

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    103. Re:Technically... by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiii!

    104. Re:Technically... by treeves · · Score: 1

      But you've just described a subset of sushi. GP said "just tuna" and correctly said that's sashimi. Most Americans will have not eaten sashimi, and therefore be unfamiliar with it and the word.

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    105. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

      No. Sushi, and other words, are assmastered by your mother's ballsack. And grocery along, it's extremely mild of onion that zest within chrome dome.

      My point is this- Language has no purpose unless it has cohesion and some type of standard to judge it against. Just because a large group of people in the US think that Sushi means raw fish doesn't make it so, especially since the vast majority of the world, and even the majority of the English-speaking world, understand that the word refers to the rice. Just as they understand that Sushi is just as often served with cooked fish, or no fish at all. Just because the butt clowns on Fox News can't bother to do their fucking jobs just makes it worse, and is a large part of the problem.

      That being said, if you are eating Sashimi and can't tell Tuna from Escolar you should probably just stop eating seafood. They aren't that hard to tell apart, but so many people don't want to admit ignorance so they just smile and say "wow, this is great sushi". On the other hand, what they completely missed in the study is that many times the patrons are well aware that what is called "Tuna" really isn't... and that's why they go there. Kind of like this Korean shop in Vegas which has "Chicken, Beef, Pork" and then a little farther down the menu they have "Real Chicken." Only whitey is dumb enough to assume it's a mistake.

    106. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by your definition the fish was not mislabeled then, because it is defined by the fact the restaurants were using them as tuna.
      Well done!
      I guess next time you order a bento box for lunch you expect it to come with a bent toe in it.

    107. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought ManBearPig was described as being half man and half bearpig (and/or other deviations of half of one and half of the combined remaining two, so he was only ever 1/2 of one part and 1/4 of the remaining two parts).

    108. Re: Technically... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      So spoken communication can't be a language unless it's written. Thus, the native tribes in Alaska had no language until the White Man showed up and put their sounds to the English letters?

      I think GP's point was that in the current medium that we are using to communicate, the only thing we have is the words. We do not have any of those sounds or gestures to accompany those words. There are no visual or audible clues to indicate if I am communicating with someone from down south, out west, out in the Alaska bush, or even from another country where we're no longer talking about regional dialect differences but instead possibly people for whom English is not even their first language.

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    109. Re:Technically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whales are not fish. They are marine mammals.

  3. Keriorrhea by pinkj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can finally be a lot more accurate about my bowel movements whenever I call in sick or I'm late for something.

    1. Re:Keriorrhea by RobVB · · Score: 1

      Because that's just what any employer wants to hear, more details about their employees' bowel movements!

      Though I have to wonder, you do know about the existence of camera's, don't you? A picture says more than a thousand Greek words...

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    2. Re:Keriorrhea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you decide to record the movements and one or more women playing in them, then you too can be the next internet shock sensation!

    3. Re:Keriorrhea by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Make sure you have proof.

      Photograph it and put on your facebook.

    4. Re:Keriorrhea by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's one picture (I hope) your boss would NOT want to see.

    5. Re:Keriorrhea by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      It's been Sunbelt Personal Rrhea for a few years now. If you haven't updated, you probably should.

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    6. Re:Keriorrhea by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      The idea isn't to explain your symptoms accurately to your boss. The idea is to make sure that they NEVER question you when you want to call in sick. A few of these extremely descriptive explanations of your explosive diarhea, and they'll never ask what's wrong ever again.

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  4. Yuck! Sushi! by Cornwallis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eating sushi is almost as disgusting as eating raw fish!

    1. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cavemen discovered that cooking meat was a good idea some millennia ago and we've been doing it since then, but some people never got the memo because they were on an island or something.

    2. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Mystery00 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So why don't you eat actual Sushi instead of Sashimi, with something like chicken if you don't like raw fish? The more you know...... the less food you'll hate over pure ignorance.

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    3. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Garridan · · Score: 1

      And raw fish is almost as tasty as raw steak!

    4. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So why don't you eat actual Sushi instead of Sashimi, with something like chicken if you don't like raw fish?

      The more you know...... the less food you'll hate over pure ignorance.

      Somehow raw chicken just doesn't do it for me.

    5. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Cavemen also learned not to stuff and eat an animal's shithole, and not to eat rotten animal secretions, yet here we are.

    6. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not even if it's sushi-grade?

    7. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      But the salmonella has such a tangy flavor...

    8. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by nacturation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So why don't you eat actual Sushi instead of Sashimi, with something like chicken if you don't like raw fish?

      The more you know...... the less food you'll hate over pure ignorance.

      Don't you think the GP knows the difference given that he specifically claims that sushi isn't as disgusting as raw fish, thereby putting them clearly into different categories?

      The better your reading comprehension...... the more able you'll be to hear that whoosh sound.

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    9. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that sushi differences were part of a GP's medical education, thanks for clearing that up.

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    10. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators have really no clue ! Sushi IS sashimi, plus rice so how is sashimi "almost" as disgusting ?

    11. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that sushi differences were part of a GP's medical education, thanks for clearing that up.

      Your grandparents are doctors? Who knew?

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    12. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more you know...... the less food you'll hate over pure ignorance.

      God I hate pretentious fucktards with no sense of humor.

    13. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So why don't you eat actual Sushi instead of Sashimi, with something like chicken if you don't like raw fish?

      Is there a sushi resturant that serves sushi that doesn't serrve raw fish? Doesn't the vast majority of "sushi" sold at sushi restaurants in the US contain fish of some sort, often raw? What's the functional distinction? One's raw fish that always comes with rice, and the other is raw fish that doesn't have to come with rice but often does anyway...

      Yeah, sushi doesn't require raw fish, there's always California rolls, and, um, California rolls.

    14. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it is in the US, but in the rest of the world, including actual Asian countries sushi comes in many different varieties. Nobody is forcing you to eat raw fish after all, there are plenty of other kinds of sushi. So not liking sushi because of raw fish is like saying you don't like cake because it's chocolate.

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    15. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by adamchou · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm certain you're joking about the salmonella in common chicken. However, chicken sashimi does exist and is safe, if you get it from the right chicken

    16. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So not liking sushi because of raw fish is like saying you don't like cake because it's chocolate.

      In the US, it's more like saying "I don't like cake because of frosting."

      I don't know how it is in the US, but in the rest of the world, including actual Asian countries sushi comes in many different varieties.

      What percentage of sushi-type-products sold world-wide contain seafood? There seem to be lots of people saying "sushi implies fish" and a lot of people saying "nuh uh" but nothing indicating what people eating as sushi contains. I'm curious now. I've never heard of a sushi place that didn't serve raw fish of some sort. And everywhere I've been, including places outside the US, the menu was always over half seafood (in the US, it's often all seafood except for California rolls).

    17. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by slim · · Score: 1

      Cavemen discovered that cooking meat was a good idea some millennia ago and we've been doing it since then, but some people never got the memo because they were on an island or something.

      Some historical humans "discovered" that never eating meat and dairy in the same dish was a good idea. They're missing out on lasagne.

      Some "discovered" that eating pork was bad. They're missing out on bacon.

      Cavemen weren't always right.

    18. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Salmonella is transmitted by eating foods contaminated with animal feces. Provided you slaughter the animal properly, your risk of Salmonellosis is negligible. The problem, of course, is that our food processing standards are far too lax, enforcement is generally only handled after a poisoning incident, and punishments are mere slaps on the wrist.

      You're far more likely to encounter Salmonella by holding a reptile. Ever held a snake or an iguana in your lifetime? Ever eaten peanut butter?

    19. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Akatosh · · Score: 1

      Well, non raw fish sushi is basically anything with crab, eel, shrimp, veggies or some combination thereof.

    20. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by slim · · Score: 1

      And everywhere I've been, including places outside the US, the menu was always over half seafood

      That's par for the course, but even 5% non-fish sushi is enough to disprove "sushi == fish".

      Common sushi fillings:
        - cream cheese / chive / cucumber
        - avocado
        - cooked chicken
        - cooked duck
        - raw or cooked beef
        - cooked pork
        - cooked fish

    21. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Cavemen weren't always right.

      Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers, on the other hand...

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    22. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by steelfood · · Score: 1

      chicken sashimi does exist and is safe, if you get it from the right chicken

      But don't get it from the left chicken if at all possible. You'll more than likely get a strong tongue lashing and stomach problems, and come out with neither sashimi nor dignity.

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    23. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      While you may be hard pressed to find a sushi restaurant that doesn't serve seafood, you would also be hard pressed to find one that doesn't have any cooked offerings. At a minimum most sell some sort of vegi roll. I personally really enjoy the smoked eel (unagi).

      You also can buy sushi at most grocery stores nowadays (though I usually don't) sometimes they have raw salmon and tuna, but in my experience, most stuff is cooked.

    24. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm certain you're joking about the salmonella in common chicken. However, chicken sashimi does exist and is safe, if you get it from the right chicken

      I think you mean the other right chicken

    25. Re:Yuck! Sushi! by gullevek · · Score: 1

      well, traditional the only non fish sushi is with egg. Even slight cooked fish is not cooked fish. It is more or less "a little bit fried with a burner" fish.

      But there is non fish sashimi, most known liver and chicken. Also horse and I think there is some beef too.

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  5. Oh, so that's what happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It can cause gastrointestinal symptoms range from mild and rapid passage of oily yellow or orange droplets"

    Oh really :-( I don't think I'll go to that restaurant anymore... That would also be why most of the Toro or plain old Maguro (tuna) in US doesn't taste like the Maguro in Japan.

    1. Re:Oh, so that's what happened. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It can cause gastrointestinal symptoms range from mild and rapid passage of oily yellow or orange droplets"

      "Tubgirl Tuna", they call it.

    2. Re:Oh, so that's what happened. by Fdisk81 · · Score: 1

      Now it's a matter of time before we get hundreds of "Reaction to Two Girls One Tuna Roll" YouTube videos.

    3. Re:Oh, so that's what happened. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I'm not a seafood eater or a big fish eater. As a result, I don't like tuna in any form....sandwich or otherwise. The smell of tuna alone is enough to make me gag. Now, thanks to your comment, I just threw up in my mouth a little at work. Combining that imagery with that smell was far too much for me. Congratulations, you actually just made someone puke from a comment you posted on the internet....there should probably be a slashdot achievement for that.

  6. META comment: PLoS ONE by blind+biker · · Score: 3, Informative

    PLoS ONE, if you didn't know, is a public-access scientific journal publishing enterprise. No more use/abuse of scientists as creator of content AND reviewers of content (who both do this for free) and then only releasing the articles for profit, for the next 100 years. I am thoroughly disgusted by this business model which takes the work of us scientists, gives nothing back and then profits from it. Fuck that.

    PLoS ONE, I wish you luck. Please do crush the Natures, Sciences and Elseviers of this world. Pretty please.

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    1. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PLoS ONE, if you didn't know, is a public-access scientific journal publishing enterprise. No more use/abuse of scientists as creator of content AND reviewers of content (who both do this for free) and then only releasing the articles for profit, for the next 100 years. I am thoroughly disgusted by this business model which takes the work of us scientists, gives nothing back and then profits from it. Fuck that.

      Thanks for pointing that out. Maybe you can submit a story about them? It's certainly News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters.

      It's bad enough that too many university students are limited to pay-walled articles that their uni has bought a license to. Papers that were freely available online a decade ago have now disappeared except for abstracts and "you can get the rest of this article for $34.95".

      Good thing we still have the Wayback Machine, but it doesn't cover nearly enough.

    2. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When they add social sciences to their stable of publications, I'll be submitting to them exclusively and encouraging my students to do the same. I hate what the publishers are doing to my field. (And you haters can shut up; my work is as rigorous as it is possible to be when investigating something as amorphous as language and human behavior.)

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    3. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      They charge $1350 to publish an article.

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    4. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another thing to keep in mind about PLoS ONE is that it's not a properly peer-reviewed journal (unlink the other PLoS journals which are quite good). anytime i see something in PLoS ONE, i get a bit suspicious as to WHY they're publishing it there... usually it is to avoid rigorous review, same as a PNAS contributed article...

    5. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by tburkhol · · Score: 1

      It's common for biological journals to charge by the page ($50-100). Most also have an option for making the content available immediately, online, free to readers, generally for an added "Open Choice" or "Author's Choice" charge ($2000-3000). See, for example, Am J Pathol. If they're funded by NIH/NSF grants, they must be made freely available 12 months after publication, and a lot of journals have adopted the policy of free-after-a-year rather than keep track of which 2% of papers don't have to be.

      That said, I've reviewed for PLOS and not been happy with the experience. Where most journals will make the authors revise their manuscript to address reviewer concerns, PLOS printed the unrevised MS, then tacked on the reviewer complaints as discussion/blog. I was left with the impression that PLoS is closer to a press release+blog trying to capitalize on Open Source hype than it is to a serious journal.

    6. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Last week I needed an article published in 1949. And the journal still charges for this article! My institution doesn't have a subscription to that vintage articles of the journal (though I can access newer articles from the same journal). OK... WTF??? 194 freakin' 9 and they still have it locked down???? Is this not a miscarriage of what science should be?

      So... public access journals all the way. The good articles will percolate up to the top eventually.

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    7. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Because taking the work of the scientists, giving nothing back, and not profiting from it is much much better.

      Someone pays their bills.

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    8. Re:META comment: PLoS ONE by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      True enough, but the whole concept of PLoS ONE is different from traditional article publishing, in that it strongly relies on relevance - based on web-metrics (such as unique accesses, links, citations etc.). An article that is cited less frequently and accessed less frequently can be scored lower than one more often cited and accessed. Eventually they will sort themselves out naturally, and by a much wider peer-review pool than the usual few. I've seen too many peer-reviewed and published articles that are utter rubbish, to put all my faith in the usual peer-review process. I'm not saying it's not important, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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  7. Oily yellow doplets by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

    rapid passage of oily yellow or orange droplets, to severe diarrheaM

    Huh, so that explains last week... :)

    1. Re:Oily yellow doplets by SEAL · · Score: 1

      Either that or it was Taco Bell.

    2. Re:Oily yellow doplets by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Either that or it was Taco Bell.

      "Runs" from the border?

    3. Re:Oily yellow doplets by memnock · · Score: 1

      or Chipotle.

    4. Re:Oily yellow doplets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I ask if people if they want to run for the bathroom, they know Im headed to Taco Bell

    5. Re:Oily yellow doplets by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, memnock. I haven't laughed that hard in a long while!

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  8. Tuna sushi by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just me but I don't eat the tuna anyway.. if I want tuna I'll go buy some John West.

    Salmon on the other hand....

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    1. Re:Tuna sushi by selven · · Score: 1

      Same. In terms of fish in general, I almost exclusively eat salmon.

    2. Re:Tuna sushi by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Raw tuna's pretty fab actually and definitely worth a sample, but I wouldn't be surprised if you're not getting it in your local sushi. Raw tuna, raw or smoked salmon and eel are where I jump to on a sushi menu. It should be a deep red colour like red wine, not can brown.

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    3. Re:Tuna sushi by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Salmon for me too. But the tuna I get at sushi houses around here (US Pacific Northwest) is real tuna. I think I would catch it if they swapped it on me, unless it's a badly made spicy tuna roll, only taste the burn then.

      I live in a native fishing village, I doubt that they could swap the salmon on me with any success. The biggest day of the year here is the First Salmon Ceremony.

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    4. Re:Tuna sushi by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I sometimes order sushi from a shopping mall outlet.. I never expect much.. in fact, I expect the worst sushi I've ever tasted and I'm sometimes surprised. One day a clerk asked me how the sushi was.. and I was actually dumbstruck. I said something like "well I didn't expect it to be good, and this isn't the worst I've ever had, but it's not good." and she was surprised. After a little more conversation I figured out that she never eats sushi, has never tried her own sushi and has no idea where her supplier gets the ingredients from. I told her that I wasn't really surprised by that. I was talking to a friend a few days later and she said I should have said "would you feed your father this?" Apparently that's how Japanese say food is terrible.

      On the other end of the scale, I used to often go to a sushi place in Sydney where I'd spend $80 on a meal and still be hungry, but it was fantastic sushi. It took a long time to forget and go back to more affordable sushi.

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    5. Re:Tuna sushi by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I use to have vendors take me out to lunch in downtown Seattle and got VERY spoiled. Then I found a belt sushi place nearby that is cheap but good. $20USD and I can hardly walk. There is no reason why this place should exist. It's in a redneck part of western Washington State near a Costco and Target, across the freeway from farmland. I can only guess that the gods are smiling on me.

      There is another place in a strip-mall-town near me that is just a hole-in-the-wall in a semi-industrial building. He has the best sushi I've ever had. http://www.mytakasushi.com/

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    6. Re:Tuna sushi by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yuck, can can you possibly compare tuna sashimi with canned tuna? I hate that canned crap but tuna sashimi is heaven. Especially a piece of nicely marbled toro.

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    7. Re:Tuna sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are kinda dumb.

    8. Re:Tuna sushi by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      I've always preferred salmon to tuna on my sushi and sashimi plates. And not just because tuna is so heavily overfished. The taste of good quality salmon meat is so, so good!

    9. Re:Tuna sushi by dintech · · Score: 1

      Especially a piece of nicely marbled toro.

      I like the middle-fatty one. The fattiest toro doesn't really taste all that good to me.

  9. Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just recently, Tuna was able to be bred. Prior to that, Tuna pretty much had to be caught in the wild. It would be nice to see DECENT aquaculture come to fruition.

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    1. Re:Possible none issue soon by drizek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aquaculture still doesn't solve it. You still have to catch all the fish you need to feed the Tuna.

      Humans should stop eating meat altogether, but if people can't manage that then at least stop eating top level carnivores.

    2. Re:Possible none issue soon by Nethead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...then at least stop eating top level carnivores.

      Not to worry, I don't eat humans on Atkins.

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    3. Re:Possible none issue soon by wisty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or perhaps we should go for IVM (in-vitro meat)?

      I bet that the first commercial use for IVM will be feeding tuna, and other carnivorous livestock. That will fund the technology until it's ready for actually eating. As a bonus, we could clone rare (or maybe even extinct) species, and eat them too!

    4. Re:Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the idea is to breed the fish and then release millions upon millions of fingerlings into the various oceans. The real problem is how we got here and what will change. Basically, countries need to change. For example, the Atlantic tuna is about collapse. The reason is that overfishing is being done. By who? Well, America and Canada have STRICT limits on Canadian/American fleets which are checked pretty thoroughly. We also have foreign ships here that are under restrictions. Most are Chinese and Japanese. The japanese ships will dock at our ports, be checked, and then take the whole load back to Japan. OTH, The Chinese ships come in, drop off their max allowed load, and then show up back in China with a full load. IOW, they are taking another load on their way back (illegal, but easy enough to pull off from what I have heard). But that is not the full issue. EU has been horrible about putting restraints on their taking of the Tuna. And those nations that do, simply look the other way when the ship is over.

      What needs to happen is that ALL OF THE NATIONS that have fisheries need to protect these. It can not be so half ass anymore.

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    5. Re:Possible none issue soon by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Informative

      It would be nice to see DECENT aquaculture come to fruition.

            Yikes, aquaculture is hard enough to do with fresh water fish. You want to do it with salt water fish? Good luck...

            It's one thing to have a salt water aquarium, at a zoo or for a hobby (read: slavery). But aquaculture involves raising fish at incredibly high densities in order to be profitable. These high densities mean that the slightest little change - in dissolved O2, pH, temperature, nitrites, ammonia, etc will kill your fish. Now you want to add salinity which not only has to be kept within limits but corrodes your pumps, pipes and valves, increasing the chances of breakdowns?

            No thanks! Have fun!

            PS: Fish die really really quietly, and they love to do it in large quantities. I know whereof I speak, I promise...

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    6. Re:Possible none issue soon by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Actually, the idea is to breed the fish and then release millions upon millions of fingerlings into the various oceans.

            What could possibly go wrong. I mean, after you've fed all those fingerlings to the other fish in the ocean I mean...

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    7. Re:Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      And no doubt that many of them WILL serve as food for others. BUT a number of them WILL make it. To be honest, I would be less concerned about the fish eating them and wondering what happens if they DO take? The lower fish are depleted as well. That is why we are seeing bad fish passed off as Tuna or other species. Basically, somebody is gaming the system.

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    8. Re:Possible none issue soon by welcher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As it happens, saltwater aquaculture is widely practiced from Norway to Chile. It basically involves putting a cage out in the sea and growing fish in it.

      Of course, there are lots of reasons not to encourage most fish-farming like the fact that it requires huge amounts of wild fish to be caught, mulched and processed to be fed back to the "desirable" fish species that is being farmed. That is, fish farming uses more fish than it creates, thereby exacerbating the chronic overfishing problems that plague the seas.

    9. Re:Possible none issue soon by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      You're equating keeping fish in an aquarium or a koi pond to slavery?

      I don't recall ever seeing salmon picking cotton on plantations in the deep south...

    10. Re:Possible none issue soon by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is, fish farming uses more fish than it creates

            That's true of any form of agriculture. Biological systems are not 100% efficient. Crops will leach nitrogen out of the soil, requiring fallow, legumes or fertilizer. It gets even worse when you consider that at harvest time, you remove the crop and carry off all that nitrogen. Cows, pigs and chickens are even less efficient. They eat inefficient grass and digest it in an inefficient manner, so that you need a lot of grass to keep one cow alive.

            On the whole though, as a source of protein, fish aren't too bad. They're cold blooded, so their feed conversion ratio is quite good - they don't need to produce heat to maintain a constant body temperature. 1.5 - 2 grams of food will give you 1 gram of fish, although it varies by species. Compare that to a warm blooded animal - where the ratio of food/flesh is 6:1 or worse.

            No, the REAL problem is the large and exponentially growing HUMAN population. THAT is what is making ALL of these methods of protein production unsustainable in the medium term. More efficient food production methods are being found - aquaponics, for example. But if we don't stop breeding, well, it's the crash part of the J curve in an earth-sized petri dish for us.

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    11. Re:Possible none issue soon by Dunbal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You're equating keeping fish in an aquarium or a koi pond to slavery?

            If you've ever had a salt water aquarium, you will know that unless you want to see floating fish, it's a full time job. However if the use of the word "slavery" offended you - fuck off. I don't DO "politically correct". The right to offend is more important than the right to not be offended.

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    12. Re:Possible none issue soon by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      Sociologically speaking, prosperity and education make excellent birth control, while poverty breeds (literally). If we want to control the population of the planet, we should try as hard as possible to educate everyone, and to eliminate poverty everywhere. There's no reason everyone on the planet shouldn't be able to enjoy a first world lifestyle.

    13. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't do PC, I do intellectually consistent, fuck off.

    14. Re:Possible none issue soon by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying people should eat less fish, or there should be fewer people.

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    15. Re:Possible none issue soon by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You don't need pumps. You grow the fish in corrals in the ocean.

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    16. Re:Possible none issue soon by drizek · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    17. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursive non-communication!

      1) Your original post compared keeping a salt-water aquarium to slavery (because it's so much work that you are almost a slave to your hobby.)

      2) The next guy misread your post to mean that you were comparing the fish to slaves, and thus that you were some sort of extreme animal-lover who thinks that raising animals is the same thing as keeping slaves.

      3) You then misread his misreading, thinking that he was just objecting to the word slavery.

      4) ?

      5) Profit!

      By the way, since there is absolutely no one anywhere who would say that he is "politically correct", it's redundant to announce that you're not.

    18. Re:Possible none issue soon by welcher · · Score: 1
      That's true of any form of agriculture.

      That's a different point from the one I was making. Agriculture generally takes inputs quite different from what is being produced. Fish farming takes fish and produces less fish. That's a different thing from taking some amount of energy in grass form and getting some smaller of energy in cow form.

    19. Re:Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      No, the REAL problem is the large and exponentially growing HUMAN population. THAT is what is making ALL of these methods of protein production unsustainable in the medium term. More efficient food production methods are being found - aquaponics, for example. But if we don't stop breeding, well, it's the crash part of the J curve in an earth-sized petri dish for us.
      You have it RIGHT on the head. That is why when ppl speak of CO2 on a per capita basis, I just want to shoot them. Basically, it rewards nations that breed like f***ing rabbits. Instead, it should be based on emissions per SQ KM. In the end, it will not matter. I suspect that we are headed for a major collapse on food due to AGW combined with our already being overpopulated. The next 20-30 years will be interesting.

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    20. Re:Possible none issue soon by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      As it happens, saltwater aquaculture is widely practiced from Norway to Chile. It basically involves putting a cage out in the sea and growing fish in it.

      Which also involves letting the sea flush away the excess feed, drugs, and wastes from those cages - often to the detriment of local ecologies. And heaven help you when non local fish escape from the cages and start interbreeding with local fish. (As has happened here in the Pac NW with Atlantic Salmon being raised in pens.)

    21. Re:Possible none issue soon by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a self correcting problem.

      Once we really do have too many humans for the food supply those humans will go to war over food and kill large numbers of each other. And then we don't have too many humans anymore.

      But fell free to kill yourself for the good of humanity if you really think you and your offspring (and their offspring) are going to petri dish the earth.

    22. Re:Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Informative

      It really does not matter. Multiple large fisheries are about to collapse all over the world in the next couple of years (due to overfishing). When they do, it is possible that the world will lose a significant chunk of food.

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    23. Re:Possible none issue soon by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      learn how to parse, slavery was not referring to the fish.

    24. Re:Possible none issue soon by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      On the whole though, as a source of protein, fish aren't too bad. They're cold blooded, so their feed conversion ratio is quite good - they don't need to produce heat to maintain a constant body temperature. 1.5 - 2 grams of food will give you 1 gram of fish, although it varies by species. Compare that to a warm blooded animal - where the ratio of food/flesh is 6:1 or worse.

      That conversion ratio varies greatly by species - active top level predators (like tuna) are nearly as bad as warm blooded animals. Very few commercially viable fish are down in the 1.5-2 range.
       

      No, the REAL problem is the large and exponentially growing HUMAN population.

      Given that human population isn't growing anywhere near exponentially - your point is what?

    25. Re:Possible none issue soon by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Saltwater aquicultures for raising southern bluefin Tuna are used widely in here in Australia a single high quality fish will sell for thousands of dollars on the Japanese market, consequently there are now millions of dollars tied up in this industry. They farms are basically large nets with a cirular bouy to float one end of the net.

      Water quality is not a problem because the farms are in the same part of the ocean where the tuna naturally occur, however other wild creatures such as killer whales, seals, sharks, etc, are a major hassle. These natural predators are large enough to destroy entire farms, often killing themselves and the tuna in the process.

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    26. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a modest proposal: we could kill many birds with one stone, by relieving poor parents of the children which are a drain on their resources, and transforming them into a productive source of energy and food.

    27. Re:Possible none issue soon by dkf · · Score: 1

      Yikes, aquaculture is hard enough to do with fresh water fish. You want to do it with salt water fish? Good luck...

      The usual locations for salt-water aquaculture are places where currents flush through large amounts of water so that there's very little need for pumping equipment and the water quality is pretty constant (sea fjords that are open both ends are favored for salmon for example). The big concerns are actually over parasites and food; in the latter case, there's been work (AIUI) into using soya as the input material rather than fishmeal as it is a lot more efficient.

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    28. Re:Possible none issue soon by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "You have it RIGHT on the head. That is why when ppl speak of CO2 on a per capita basis, I just want to shoot them. Basically, it rewards nations that breed like f***ing rabbits. Instead, it should be based on emissions per SQ KM".

      You have an interesting sense of justice. Wealth and education are well known for being the most effective birth control measures we have. Since the western way of life is built on our massive energy consumption per capita, it follows that one of the chief reasons for our lower birth rates is our energy consumption and thus our CO2-emissions.

      The fact is that the US is the world's biggest polluter per capita. This probably looks a lot better if you measure per SQ KM instead but quite frankly this would be meaningless. It not like Americans spend a large part of their energy heating the Rocky Mountains (*), so why should they benefit from their huge land areas (**)?

      The problem is definitely not overpopulation. The wealthiest 7% of people contribute approximately 50% of the world's emissions and the 50% poorest contribute approximately 7% of the emissions (source).

      Thus if everyone produced as much CO2 as the nations that breed like "f***ing rabbits", our CO2 emissions would be roughly 14% of what it is now. I'm fully aware this is simplistic, if everyone produced that little CO2 everyone would likely be breeding like "f***ing rabbits", however it is very likely that we could reduce our emissions by 50% at least by behaving more sensibly.

      Attempting to switch the measurements is essentially an easy and actually quite evil cop-out. Think of the allowances that would be given to the British or Japanese compared to that of the Americans? Do you really think that is fair? It is far, far easier for countries with big land mass to reduce their energy consumption per capita than it is for countries with a small landmass and large population to reduce their energy consumption per SQ KM. Only mass deportation or deaths would solve those problems for Japan and Britain.

      (*) Well, actually you do due to the green house effect, but it is surely not deliberate.
      (**) I am Norwegian, which due to a very low population density would benefit greatly from measuring CO2 per SQ KM rather than per capita. I currently live in Britain who would comparably suffer greatly from this change.

    29. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I work/do research in the field of salt water fish aquaculture (namely, with gilthead seabream, white seabream and senegalese sole) in Portugal. Your comments show that you are not talking out of your ass, but nonetheless, although it is not exactly easy, raising salt-water fish (even in closed tanks with almost complete water recirculation) is possible (and currently done) on a commercial scale in several countries, as already pointed out by someone in this thread. Also, using offshore cages offsets most of the problems you mentioned.

    30. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the latter.

      Many people who are vegetarians eat fish because they don't see any animal cruelty there like they do other meat (hence why they are vegetarians). What they don't realise is that fishing has a far larger environmental effect than farm animals, because we're fishing to the point of extinction.

      So we're in this situation where we have a choice of extremely cruel farming practices (which often also lead to lower quality food, more disease amongst animals which can pass to humans etc.) or fishing species into extinction, which in itself isn't sustainable anyway.

      Effectively we're at a point where the world can't support us indefinitely so we're using these interim solutions to try and sustain are growing population.

      Something is going to give in the end regardless, whether it's higher levels of starvation, greater deaths from conflict as resources dwindle, or what. All populations reach an equilibrium level and it's likely we've reached ours, but being "intelligent" species, we've found ways to temporarily ignore the equilibrium but again, it's only temporary because our methods depend on practices of generating food that aren't sustainable.

      It's the same issue with fossil fuels etc. too, we're just consuming far faster than the world can generate, and there will be a point at which we run out and crisis hits. In fact, this is largely why parts of Africa are constantly in conflict- because there are too many people in areas where the land can't sustain them, ironically we make the problem worse by sending over aid and artificially sustain the overpopulation, and in fact allow it to get worse. We need to get over this idea that we can't let people die in areas like this where the population cannot be sustained, because inevitably it will happen anyway, and in greater numbers.

      Humans in general haven't learnt one important thing- we are not gods, we still have to abide by nature's rules no matter how well we can manipulate them temporarily.

    31. Re:Possible none issue soon by adamchou · · Score: 1

      But aquaculture involves raising fish at incredibly high densities in order to be profitable

      Or ridiculously expensive fish

    32. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a self correcting problem.

      Once we really do have too many humans for the food supply those humans will go to war over food and kill large numbers of each other. And then we don't have too many humans anymore.

      But fell free to kill yourself for the good of humanity if you really think you and your offspring (and their offspring) are going to petri dish the earth.

      ...Or we could continue breeding at current rates, then find some other way to ensure we get enough food and turn a tidy profit at the same time. [wikisource.org]

      Just a modest proposal, is all.

    33. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the REAL problem is the large and exponentially growing HUMAN population.

      Source please.

    34. Re:Possible none issue soon by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      they don't need to produce heat to maintain a constant body temperature. 1.5 - 2 grams of food will give you 1 gram of fish, although it varies by species. Compare that to a warm blooded animal - where the ratio of food/flesh is 6:1 or worse.

      I think danish pigs just passed growing one kg for each three kg of grain they eat, but that is the result of a long time of very selective breeding. And grain is dry, while meat is not, which somewhat skews the numbers.

      No, the REAL problem is the large and exponentially growing HUMAN population.

      It isn't exponential, as can be seen from the fact that the percentile growth rate isn't constant, but falls slightly. IIRC (from my own mangling of the WP estimates of world population from 1750 onwards), the growth seems to be linearly increasing, which is still trouble brewing.

    35. Re:Possible none issue soon by e3m4n · · Score: 0

      As a bonus, we could clone rare (or maybe even extinct) species, and eat them too!

      considering the items I have read about that were considered delicacy in Japan, I wouldn't be surprised if this did not happen in the next 50 years. Sounds like good fodder for an alternate society of a sci fi novel.

    36. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans should stop eating meat altogether

      Good one, let me get my time machine and travel back in time a bit to change the course of my evolution. You are a pompous ass, Humans eat meat, and when I hear idiots like you spew their moronic rhetoric I think about putting them on the menu.

    37. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to worry, I don't eat humans on Atkins.

      Yeah, they don't have enough carbs for me either...

    38. Re:Possible none issue soon by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      Aquaculture still doesn't solve it. You still have to catch all the fish you need to feed the Tuna.

      Humans should stop eating meat altogether, but if people can't manage that then at least stop eating top level carnivores.

      So squirrel and nutria are back on the menu then? Yummy!

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    39. Re:Possible none issue soon by adisakp · · Score: 1

      That is, fish farming uses more fish than it creates, thereby exacerbating the chronic overfishing problems that plague the seas.

      Not to mention that fish farming can cause outbreaks of parasites or disease that spread to the wild and therefore do more harm than good when it comes to conserving the wild population. A good example of this is salmon lice from farmed fish killing wild salmon.

    40. Re:Possible none issue soon by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      A linear increase in growth rate represents an exponential increase in growth. Calculus 101.

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    41. Re:Possible none issue soon by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      First, who said that Per capita is the 'Right' measurement or a proper sense of 'Justice'? I have to say that doing a per-capita measurement is the real cop-out and by far the most evil. The reason is that at what point do we say that every should have everything just for the asking? I mean does Russia, Norway, and the rest of EU plan to ship much of their water to China, India and the middle east? After all, China and India have far far more ppl than does EU or Russia. In addition, we have seen Kyoto nations cheating left, right and sideways on conforming to Kyoto. There has been a great deal of it in fact. Even in Germany, the businesses are fighting against it. The reason is that they do not want to absorb the costs, while allowing other nations such as China to pollute at will. I pick on CHina due to the growth of economy as well as CO2 emissions. America is actually dropping right now, and even when the economy comes back, I suspect that it will continue downwards.

      Secondly, Co2 emissions do NOT have to be tied to wealth, though it tends to be at this time. What is needed is for nations to focus on getting off of Coal/Oil. Yes, it is easier said than done. HOWEVER, the problem comes in, when large nations such as China/India decide to remain on Coal/Oil, while pushing other large areas to move off.

      My push for the tax would get ALL NATIONS and regions involved with this. More importantly, it would keep oil/coal companies from gaming the system (which is where they leave a country, move to another to produce without restrictions and then import back).

      And actually, I do heat the rocky mountain region; I live there :)

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    42. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MMMMmmmmm brontosaurus burger!!

    43. Re:Possible none issue soon by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Wealth and education are well known for being the most effective birth control measures we have."

      No they aren't. China was much more effective.

      "Since the western way of life is built on our massive energy consumption per capita, it follows that one of the chief reasons for our lower birth rates is our energy consumption and thus our CO2-emissions."

      I believe Italy has lower CO2 emmissions than the US and a declining birth rate. Thus it does not follow that the US usage rate is required as you imply. The US rate is not sustainable.

      We currently have a major problem with a minority of the Earth's population living well. The problem is that the majority wants to live like us. We can't do it with the current technology, population and social/economic/political situation.

    44. Re:Possible none issue soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's one thing to have a salt water aquarium, at a zoo or for a hobby (read: slavery).

      In your opinion, you smug son of a bitch.

    45. Re:Possible none issue soon by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      A linear increase in growth implies a quadratic increase in population. Any increase in growth rate would mean a superexponentional increase in population (as has, according to a graph of the time of doubling of human population, been the case in very resent human history)

  10. Sushi in Denver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Denver and I'd never eat sushi here... A good steak, or rocky mountain oysters (something I've never tried) are one thing for this part of the country, but sushi? C'mon, this should be common sense.

    1. Re:Sushi in Denver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a number of outstanding sushi establishments in Denver. There is nothing wrong with fish that is flown in. One doesn't need to live in a coastal area to eat good fish.

  11. Buyer Beware! by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I currently live in an inland city, hundreds of kilometers from the the nearest ocean. This is why I refuse to eat sushi at the restaurants here since the fish will not be very fresh. I am a microbiologist, so I don't even eat that much sushi anyway since I know what sort and how many bacteria will grow on uncooked fish. Regarding fake or poisonous fish, ask around first before you eat at any restaurant (not only for sushi). I am sure that bad reputation will spread very quickly. There are many websites and blogs that do restaurant reviews. Alternatively, you can make your own sushi as it is not very hard to do. If you can make a sandwich, you can definitely make sushi.

    1. Re:Buyer Beware! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it make more sense to either not eat sushi at all or choose to eat it based on the 'chain of custody', rather than 'not even eating that much of it'? I mean, if you trust the chef, does the amount even matter?

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    2. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sushi has to be frozen for safe consumption. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushi#Health_risks

      If you're eating "fresh" raw fish, you're taking a bigger risk than you thought.

    3. Re:Buyer Beware! by jrumney · · Score: 4, Informative

      In many Western countries, the health authorities specify that fish served raw must be frozen first to kill certain types of parasite, so what you get in the middle of the country probably doesn't differ much from what you get on the coast. If you go to Japan, they rely on the chefs being trained to recognize and remove the parasites, so you get much better tasting fish and much higher chance of contracting food poisoning due to an untrained chef.

    4. Re:Buyer Beware! by Keebler71 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You say you are a microbiologist... have you ever heard of flash-freezing to kill parasites? I'm a pilot... have you ever heard of air cargo?

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    5. Re:Buyer Beware! by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I currently live in an inland city, hundreds of kilometers from the the nearest ocean. This is why I refuse to eat sushi at the restaurants here since the fish will not be very fresh.

      I remember reading this years ago:
      http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/08/nyregion/08SUSH.html?pagewanted=all

      Food and Drug Administration regulations stipulate that fish to be eaten raw ? whether as sushi, sashimi, seviche, or tartare ? must be frozen first, to kill parasites. "I would desperately hope that all the sushi we eat is frozen," said George Hoskin, a director of the agency's Office of Seafood. Tuna, a deep-sea fish with exceptionally clean flesh, is the only exception to the rule.

      It seems once a year, someone re-discovers the amazing fact that uncooked fish should not be served fresh.

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    6. Re:Buyer Beware! by khchung · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, you can make your own sushi as it is not very hard to do. If you can make a sandwich, you can definitely make sushi.

      This is like saying "writing a scientific paper is not hard. If you can write high school essay, you can definitely write a paper.". While true in a very naive technical sense, it complete missed all the practical differences.

      Also no wonder you don't eat sushi, if you think little or no skill is needed to make one, the sushi shops is your neighborhood must be very very bad.

      Like a science paper, if you start with bad ingredients, even a sushi master cannot make anything good. However, part of being a master is the know how to pick good ingredients and discard bad ones, for sushi or for writing papers. Judging from you comments, I can only assume those who operate in your neighbor are not very good at sushi to start with.

      Next time you travel to Asia, especially Japan, be sure to try some sushi to get a real taste of it. Ask your friends or even the hotel manager to recommend a good place, even if it may be a bit expensive. The experience would be worth the price.

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    7. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you live on an island there's a chance that the tuna you eat in your sushi was caught in the Atlantic, shipped to Japan for auction, and served to you in the US. Do you think that sushi restaurants in North Carolina are getting all of their fish from boats that dock in North Carolina? I'm sure the sushi at your local restaurants is no better or worse than the ones at mine (I live on the coast.)

    8. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of eating sushi is spend lots of money on very little food. Nobody makes it themselves.

    9. Re:Buyer Beware! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Uuum, it gets frozen on the ship, and stays frozen in the less than a day that it takes to get to where you buy it. I think it’s even illegal to sell it otherwise, no? At least that is what I heard.

      I don’t think that distance is much of a problem for frozen goods. And freezing is the most healthy form (and the only one I accept) of conservation anyway. (If I do other forms [e.g. fermentation, cooking], it’s for the taste, never solely for the conservation.)

      A weird thing about your comment is, that you talk like eating out would be the default. I dunno, but I only eat out when I don’t have the choice of eating at home. Then again, I’m a better at cooking than any restaurant that I can afford anyway. ^^

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    10. Re:Buyer Beware! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Is it too much to ask that sushi chefs hang out their qualifications at the door? You'd expect all the well trained sushi chefs to do it already, but they don't, so every amateur with a knife thinks they can follow a recipe to make good/safe sushi.

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    11. Re:Buyer Beware! by maxume · · Score: 1

      "preservation" is the English word you are looking for, not "conservation".

      (It would be fair to argue that this is just esoterica, but usage definitely favors "preservation" in the given context)

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    12. Re:Buyer Beware! by Compholio · · Score: 1

      It seems once a year, someone re-discovers the amazing fact that uncooked fish should not be served fresh.

      Alternatively, you can irradiate it...

    13. Re:Buyer Beware! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I think I'll pass - I have a hard time convincing myself to argue with guys who are holding large knives.

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    14. Re:Buyer Beware! by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you make your sandwich, it doesn't matter much if your uncooked meat slices (most luncheon meat is "cooked" by injecting it with salt and spices) are a little thick or wide. You just try to get roughly the right total amount and balance it off with veggies.

      When you make sushi, if you don't get juust the right size, the texture is all wrong. Something that should be sublime and delicious becomes a disgusting gag inducer. Even the taste seems different. Inexperienced or American* sushi chefs can easily make that mistake, and home chefs all the moreso. (*"American" cuisine being of the "it's not the highest quality, so lets give them more of it" bent more often than it ought)

      And then there's Fugu, which is extra difficult because a little bit of toxin is part of the experience.

      I don't know how "sushi chef" compares to "executive chef" in terms of preparation difficulty, but it's definitely way above "sandwich artist" on the scale of difficulty.

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    15. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true of other fish, but not tuna, which is the only fish that is not required by US law to be frozen before eating.

    16. Re:Buyer Beware! by raddan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Freezing only kills some food-bourne pathogens. Parasites are only a part of the story. Camphylobacter needs to be frozen for extended periods of time to see a significant reduction in bacteria count-- probably not long enough from the time the ship catches and freezes the fish to the time it is served. There's a reason why (at least in Massachusetts) all raw food comes with a little warning on the menu.

      It's not like this is a new thing, or surprising, though. People have been catching all kinds of nasty things from raw seafood, like Hep A from oysters, for a long time.

    17. Re:Buyer Beware! by value_added · · Score: 2, Informative

      In many Western countries, the health authorities specify that fish served raw must be frozen first to kill certain types of parasite, so what you get in the middle of the country probably doesn't differ much from what you get on the coast.

      Similar to chicken.

      Storage and handling regulations mandate a range of temperatures, but the bottom of that range is below freezing, a fact you can be sure the producers are happy to take advantage of. The result is that most of the "fresh" chicken sold at your local store is really frozen, or perhaps "lightly frozen for indeterminate periods of time".

      Fresh chicken, fresh fish, or fresh anything is noticeably better, and is best purchased directly, or at least earlier in the chain. When I go to my local Chinatown to get a freshly slaughtered chicken, it's not uncommon to see little old Chinese ladies carrying fish home for dinner. For some, it seems, "fresh" means "live, in a bag of water".

    18. Re:Buyer Beware! by royallthefourth · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'll have to pardon my prejudice if I don't take culinary advice from someone named TubeSteak

    19. Re:Buyer Beware! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Freezing fish expands the water in the fish's cells, causing the cell walls to burst. This totally ruins the taste and texture of sushi. If you can eat that crap, fine, but don't call it sushi, call it tasteless mushy non-fresh fish. Actually, throwing it on the grill would be an option to salvage the situation. Sushi must be fresh, otherwise it's not sushi. Leave it to Americans to adopt another culture's food and then regulate and mutilate it until it no longer resembles the original.

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    20. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just nobody... have you heard about mercury poisoning? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/23/dining/23sushi.html

      I guess the all the coal plants pulling water bodies with heavy metals may just help to stave off the extinction of tuna.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_bluefin_tuna

      It's already on the Critically Endangered list.. Next stop is *poof*

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_bluefin_tuna

      Pacific bluefin is overfished too.. Oh well, I guess it will be seaweed and jelly fish for our grandchildren.

    21. Re:Buyer Beware! by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Good sushi restaurants ship a lot of their fish straight from Japan. In the age of refrigeration and airplanes, this is not a concern for good, reputable restaurants.

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    22. Re:Buyer Beware! by BrianRoach · · Score: 1

      You say you are a microbiologist... have you ever heard of flash-freezing to kill parasites? I'm a pilot... have you ever heard of air cargo?

      If I had points, I'd mod you up.

      The sushi in Denver, CO is going to be exactly the same as the sushi in San Francisco. Sushi grade fish is flash frozen and shipped ... no matter where you're located. I hope our microbiologist does more research in his profession than in his personal life. He also doesn't seem to understand that the rice in sushi is mixed with vinegar to act as a natural anti-bacterial and preservative (the original reason sushi was created) even though he claims he knows it's as easy to make as a sandwich. (I make my own sushi, it is significantly more difficult than making a roast beef on wheat).

    23. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because you do not bake your own bread or roast your own beef.

    24. Re:Buyer Beware! by beckett · · Score: 1

      fugu is now farmed in Japan and cleaned and processed in a factory. The factory supervisor checks the organs are intact (esp. the gall bladder) and the meat is untainted. The danger and thrill of poisonous fugu in Japan has passed much like tapeworms in pork have been eradicated in north america.

    25. Re:Buyer Beware! by value_added · · Score: 1

      most luncheon meat is "cooked" by injecting it with salt and spices

      I'd hope the Slashdot audience isn't as dumb as that. How about

            Most luncheon meat is cured) instead of cooked.

    26. Re:Buyer Beware! by adamchou · · Score: 1

      I don't know how "sushi chef" compares to "executive chef" in terms of preparation difficulty

      Sushi and sushi chef's are way too overrated. Sushi is merely preparing rice and cutting fish. Besides an occasional blow torch, there is absolutely no cooking involved. Let me also point out that sushi is not really a cuisine. It is just a little piece of the entire Japanese cuisine. Thats like saying... I don't know how a "pasta chef" compares to "executive chef"...

    27. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, because just today there were reports about a couple of people lying unconscious in a hospital due to fugu-poisoning. :p

    28. Re:Buyer Beware! by slim · · Score: 1

      The point of eating sushi is spend lots of money on very little food.

      In Tokyo you can stuff yourself with delicious sushi and sashimi for less than $10. You can eat good sushi almost as cheap in Vancouver. Of course there are top end places in both cities where you can pay orders of magnitude more.

      I really wish someone would start a cheap fresh sushi chain in the UK. There's nothing intrinsically expensive about the product.

    29. Re:Buyer Beware! by slim · · Score: 1

      Sushi is merely preparing rice and cutting fish.

      And programming is merely typing.

    30. Re:Buyer Beware! by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Some fish need to be frozen. Traditional Japanese sushi fish (tuna is one that I know of) were consumed fresh for centuries (even today most restaurants serve yellowfin tuna steaks with little more than a sear). Salmon defninitely needs to be frozen (to a very low temperature) before it's safe to eat raw, as there is a nasty tapeworm in those.

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    31. Re:Buyer Beware! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Flash freezing works, though.

      You need to cut the fish first into smaller pieces, but freezing very quickly at a very low temp (dry ice works fine for this) you can freeze food without a huge penalty to texture/flavor.

      The problem with freezing at a higher temperature is that the ice forms large crystals which disrupt the cell membranes. When you freeze at a low temperature, you don't get large crystals, so the cells stay pretty much intact.

      You can try this at home with strawberries, if you don't want to risk a nice piece of fish for your experiment. Buy some dry ice, and freeze some strawberries with it. The texture of the strawberries is barely affected.

      Flash freezing isn't perfect, but it's a nice compromise between food safety and food enjoyment.

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    32. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of crap! Nothing is cooked by brine injections, if "a little bit of toxin" would be vital to the Fugu experience everyone eating it would be dead!
      Now this is slashdot but FFS try to have some facts before posting. Idiot!

    33. Re:Buyer Beware! by adamchou · · Score: 1

      ok, maybe saying preparing rice and cutting fish is oversimplifying the art of preparing sushi. but my point was that the skill set required to prepare sushi is much smaller than is necessary to become an executive chef of a restaurant that has a cuisine of various types of food to serve on the menu

    34. Re:Buyer Beware! by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      I hear you... the sushi I make tastes great but looks horrible! I need sharper knives!

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    35. Re:Buyer Beware! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      And my point was that the skill required is much greater than that which is necessary to prepare a "$5 foot-long"

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    36. Re:Buyer Beware! by adamchou · · Score: 1
      good thing i wasn't responding to your point, i was responding to this...

      I don't know how "sushi chef" compares to "executive chef" in terms of preparation difficulty

    37. Re:Buyer Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there's Fugu, which is extra difficult because a little bit of toxin is part of the experience.

      Yet another Jap perversion -- just like celestial goldfish and sumo wrestlers.

    38. Re:Buyer Beware! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, go ahead and read the rest of that sentence.

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    39. Re:Buyer Beware! by adamchou · · Score: 1
      Uhh... you said..

      I don't know how "sushi chef" compares to "executive chef" in terms of preparation difficulty

      If you prefer to remain ignorant, thats all you have to say.

    40. Re:Buyer Beware! by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Woah woah woah! Frozen sushi! Not in Hawaii grocery stores. They sell frozen raw fish, and unfrozen "fresh" raw fish which is 2-3 times the price. It's called poke. And I never buy it frozen.

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  12. Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if someone lied about what something is, of cause it can turn up to be harmful. What we need is sushi regulation, not this useless information. And for that note, why label only some of these examples as a fraud? Aren't they ALL frauds?

    1. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      What we need is sushi regulation, not this useless information.

            Oh yes, why not. Appoint a sushi Tzar. And a whole department of the FDA devoted to sushi. And eventually when the cost of doing business in the sushi trade threatens to break the larger sushi bar trades, why not a tax-payer funded government bail out?

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    2. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      No. Regulation solves -nothing-. Yeah, we can look to the FDA and see "success" but there are -numerous- accounts of bribery, delays, and a lot of safe products either kept out of hands of customers or too far restricted. What needs to happen is knowledge, reviews, etc. That actually solves things.

      Regulation has, and will fail epically.

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    3. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      I guess that explains why Somalia with it's lack of regulation is such an economic powerhouse while you are left trying to figure out how to scrape by without screwing over everyone around you for a quick buck.

    4. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Look at Somalia before (socialist dictatorship) and after (near total anarchy) and you will see that Somalia is better off stateless. (look at this paper http://www.peterleeson.com/Better_Off_Stateless.pdf). Lets see, comparing the last 1985 to 1990 (last 5 years of the Somali government) and 2000-2005 (5 years under near total anarchy), life expectancy has gone up 3 years, over half Somalia's population has access to health care compared to just a bit more than 25% under their government, technology has increased with many more people owning phones, TVs and radios, infant mortality has gone down, and the only two things that have really decreased since anarchy is adult literacy (down 5% points) and school enrollment. This of course is to be expected (even today about 43% of people in Somalia live on less than $1 per day, though it is much better than 60% with their government) with no body to subsidize school and little to no demand for skilled labor.

      Free trade has flourished also, (see http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTERNAL/COUNTRIES/AFRICAEXT/SOMALIAEXTN/0,,contentMDK:20398872~menuPK:367671~pagePK:141137~piPK:141127~theSitePK:367665,00.html) airlines increased dramatically, as have telecoms, media, and many other businesses. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy_in_Somalia for an overview)

      While Somalia is still a dangerous country, and still a poor country. There have been numerous improvements in their conditions from pre-1990 to post 1990. And while Somalia is an extreme incident, it just shows the explosive growth possible with a truly free economy.

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    5. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and telling us that bad stuff happen when people lie is so useful. Also, If the FDA is so useless, why does the FDA even exist?

    6. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      So their previous governmental body was so bad that anything else would be an improvement.

      I'm not so sure that "anarchy" is really the right term for what's going on over there. In the Western point of view, there's no UN-recognized, legitimate government. However, people over there aren't exactly living in anarchy - they're just ruled by whatever warlord or administrator happens to hold power in their particular geographic region. These rulers control the laws of regional commerce, defense, social services, etc. the same way that the Taliban does in rural Afghanistan. There are de facto leaders managing all this everyday stuff that runs in a society.

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    7. Re:Is that "x" hazardous to your health? by norpy · · Score: 1

      What you are saying basically amounts to "when you hit rock bottom the only place to go is up"

  13. Kill the toxins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...by drinking lots of sake.

  14. Re:Sushi: Appearance versus Flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    American Sushi is mostly about appearance, though the recent "fusion" sushi brands have brought more variety and flavors. Japanese sushi is an entirely different animal and the taste is 90% from the higher quality and fresher fish that is available. There are also a number of local herbs and vegetables that are traditional in Japan and compliment fish flavors much better than American "equivalents". You are also forgetting Udon, the traditional large noodle stew that is very flavorful.

  15. Re:Sushi: Appearance versus Flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the different kinds of fish taste different when they're fresh

  16. So technically by zoomshorts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    99% of the US are simply ignorant. Proper use of words co-opted from other languages,
    should be the norm. Sadly most people pass on bad information all the time. Others
    tend to believe those people. Pity.

    Negative points for the topic being seen on Digg 24 hours ago.

    1. Re:So technically by maharb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If everyone in a culture uses a word to describe something and you are the only one who says it is something else then yuo are the ignorant one. Words are made up and have no inherent value... they only have the value that society gives them and in this case society doesn't agree with you.

    2. Re:So technically by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Just keep telling yourself whatever you need to to feel good about being wrong.

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    3. Re:So technically by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      We are not the only ones who say sashimi is raw fish. Go to any Japanese restaurant or ask anyone who actually eats the stuff and you'll see. The sushi eating culture unanimously agrees that you're wrong.

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    4. Re:So technically by HangingChad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...then yuo are the ignorant one.

      Sometimes the rebuttal just writes itself.

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    5. Re:So technically by j_166 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's OK, you should see how the Japanese butcher our words.

    6. Re:So technically by wisty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Butchering words is how languages grow and develop.

    7. Re:So technically by maharb · · Score: 0

      A typo doesn't make me ignorant it means I am too lazy to proof read my posts. If typo's really appeal to you then go ahead and read a few books and see how many appear in works written by professionals that have editors. Oh and I'm drunk, but that doesn't make my original statement nay less valid.

    8. Re:So technically by maharb · · Score: 1, Informative

      I never claimed that sashimi doesn't mean raw fish, I claimed that the word Sushi can refer to sashimi. In my culture people go to eat a "sushi restaurant" to go get "sushi" but then they order "sashimi". This would indicate that in the culture I live in sashimi is a subset of a boarder category of "sushi". Thus my point stands, when someone says the word sushi it includes the subset "sashimi." If you don't agree with this assessment please let me know your experiences that indicate that sashimi is not referred to using the broad term "sushi".

      Maybe you didn't read the thread so you don't understand what I was even saying, but I never claimed that sashimi wasn't raw fish.

      I eat sushi very regularly with friends and family so I do think I know what I am talking about within the average US sushi eating culture.

    9. Re:So technically by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You argument is easy to understand, it's just not correct in this situation. When you can go to a fish shop and ask for sushi it will be correct, but until then it's wrong.
      I like sushi but don't like the ones with raw fish (plus they are more expensive than chicken, beef or vege rolls). So to me, the guy in the shop, the supermarket where I can get the nori and rice to make my own (badly), the dictionary and everyone I've met that's eaten the stuff it does not mean raw fish.

    10. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your bank says you have $100 in it society know what that means because everyone agrees what 100 is and everyone knows what a dollar is.

      What is a dollar? How much buying power does it have? I'll wait while you go poll your "society" for an answer.

    11. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look how irritated and insulting you become over a trivial little issue. That means any random stranger on the Internet can say a few words that will change your entire emotional state. They can push a button and get a reaction just like any machine, and they can do that without even intending to. That's power you can't buy and it's power that others have over your mindstate. How's it feel to be so fragile? Does it hurt? Do you think it's normal? Do you think it's ideal? Do you think this is a strength or a weakness on your part?

      You said "if everyone in a culture uses a word to describe something and you are the only one who says it is something else then yuo are the ignorant one." Sure. However, if everyone in a culture uses a word incorrectly then everyone in that culture is wrong, at least until such time as the definition of the word is changed. To claim otherwise amounts to a "might makes right" argument, as in "there's more of us than there are of you, therefore our usage is correct no matter what." I really doubt you believe in "might makes right", otherwise you should happily hope to encounter a thug who demands something of you. Also, there is no shortage of available words and there is room to create new words. Thus, altering the established definition of an existing word is the least efficient way to handle the situation and creates needless confusion.

      I'll give you an example. Lots of people say "irregardless" but it's not a word and endless repetition won't make it one. It doesn't even make sense, because "regardless" already means "without regard" so "irregardless" would mean "not without regard" in which case it's the opposite meaning and then the word to use is "regarding". A million people using this word or 100 million people using this word will not change that fact. Go ahead and get pissy about that if you want to -- it will bear a great resemblance to a small child throwing a temper tantrum. Well, it's a bit different because the child doesn't know any better. Otherwise it would be exactly the same.

      Is this the point where you mysteriously go silent and pretend like you never read this post? Because that sure would be easier than admitting you got all upset over nothing and that maybe the other guy has a point even if you still disagree with him. I look forward to seeing what you will say in response to this one.

    12. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go blow it out your ass. How many English words borrowed from other languages have different meanings? Ever hear of a false cognates? Are people who use them ignorant because 500 years ago those words meant something different in French or Old German? If a Japanese person uses the word manshon (mansion) or sutoobu (stove) to refer to an apartment or a heater, are they ignorant? You are the worst kind of psuedointellectual, a small minded little troll with an overinflated ego and a false sense of superiority.

    13. Re:So technically by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      This is a debate as old as time itself. You're clearly on the prescriptivist side of the argument, where I used to be myself. But then I came to realize that the purpose of language is communication, and as long as we're understood, what form that communication takes is really irrelevant. It's not as if there's some external Platonic ideal of a language to which we can compare ours and say, "Ah, this is good." Language just is.

      That said, "irregardless" does get on my nerves, but not so much because of its inherent internal contradiction, but rather because it's negatively correlated with socioeconomic status. In other words, using "irregardless" isn't wrong per se, but it does mark you an idiot. In that sense, "irregardless" is useful: I can see it and immediately skip the rest of the post.

    14. Re:So technically by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Butchering words is how languages grow and develop.

      I'm still in favor of the death penalty for people who abuse the word 'like'. Like, ya know what I'm like talking about, like ok?

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    15. Re:So technically by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Frequently when I am with my friends I will ask if they want to go to a coffeshop for some coffee. I rarely get coffee myself however, I much prefer tea. Does this mean that in my mind tea is a subset of coffee? Of course not. It's just lazy use of language, which is fine in that context because it gets the intended idea across.

      Same goes for sushi restaurants. Sometimes when I say I feel like sushi, I end up getting soba. Certainly you are not going to argue that soba is a subset of sushi, are you?

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    16. Re:So technically by maharb · · Score: 1
    17. Re:So technically by rainmaestro · · Score: 1

      Or anyone who uses acronyms in conversation, particularly if they actually spell them out..."I mean, I was like, O-M-G! And she was all like, T-M-I!"

    18. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A typo doesn't make me ignorant it means I am too lazy to proof read my posts.

      The difference between ignorance and stupidity is that stupidity is incurable. Ignorance is curable, but it requires effort on the part of the ignorant to overcome. Hence the strong correlation between laziness and ignorance. I know, I know -- you think this is only about whether your Slashdot posts were impeccably correct so you view it as insignificant. Tell me, how many times have you experienced real suffering because of a silly mistake that you could easily have corrected? Think of the Slashdot posts as a consequence-free training ground for a truly valuable life skill. Then you might just understand why some people find a lot of significance in the way that you write.

      If typo's really appeal to you then go ahead and read a few books and see how many appear in works written by professionals that have editors.

      "But everyone else is doing it, which makes it okay for me to do it!" When that editor doesn't catch and correct a typo, he has failed. When you care so little about your posts that proofreading one or two paragraphs is too much effort for you to handle, this is also a failure. At least the editor has an excuse: it's hard to proofread hundreds of pages and catch every error. By comparison, your task was quite trivial.

    19. Re:So technically by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And if you go into any restaurant and ask for sushi, you will be getting rice. This entire argument is stupid because its a japanese word used in japanese restaurants, and it follows the proper japanese meaning. However much american consumers may wish the meaning to change, theyre simply going to get the incorrect dish if they use the incorrect word.

    20. Re:So technically by maharb · · Score: 0

      I agree with this for your coffee statement, not for sushi. After everyone is done with their meal at a sushi place they would/could still say "I just had sushi" even if they had ordered sashimi. In the coffee shop you would not say you had ordered coffee under any circumstance.

    21. Re:So technically by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      If Japanese have infuence the Engwish langwige, it would be moe appawent.

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    22. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think people should need a license to use pronouns. Ever been told to 'Grab that and put it over there beside them' out of the blue with no previous references? Ugh.

    23. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a debate as old as time itself. You're clearly on the prescriptivist side of the argument, where I used to be myself. But then I came to realize that the purpose of language is communication, and as long as we're understood, what form that communication takes is really irrelevant.

      True, but how do you ensure that the communication is understood? You do it by agreeing on a common set of words and their definitions. I view it as being much like TCP or any other communications protocol. You can modify TCP to change the way the protocol works, but you won't be able to correctly communicate with other computers on the network unless they also agree to use your modified protocol. The rules governing how the protocol should be used and how data should be sent are analogous to the definitions of words and the rules of grammar in natural languages.

      Now in this situation, "sushi" has a particular meaning or range of meanings. "Sashimi" has another particular meaning or range of meanings. So far so good. Then someone comes along and unilaterally decides to confuse the two words, and then insists that his confusion is not confusion because we should all accept it. Egos are always right, at least in their own eyes.

      To that, I say no. If he wants to do the legwork of convincing the majority of English speakers to change the way they use these words and print new dictionaries to reflect the change, then and only then will he have a valid point. Maybe he can launch a media campaign or something. But he doesn't want to go through all of that trouble, yet he still wants to arbitrarily redefine words and feel justified doing so. He wants to feel so justified that he can get offended and annoyed when someone points out that this is incorrect usage. That's the issue here. All of the abstract debates about the nature of language seem designed to cloud this very simple issue.

      The way he's gotten so upset over such a trivial issue should tell you anything you need to know about the soundness of his position. People who really are correct and really do have the facts in their favor don't feel a need to get so defensive.

    24. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Again. Linguistic laziness. If you go to McDonalds, it's very common to say "I just had McDonalds." Meaning "I just went to a McDonalds restaurant." Your above statement means "I just went to a sushi establishment." If, in fact, they mean what you imply, then they are idiots. That's also a distinct possibility. But I'm very much against letting idiots define language, even if a majority of them do it. Fo Rizzeal my nizza.

    25. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What came first, the language, or the dictionary? A dictionary is made up of words in its own language, so how do you start writing a dictionary before any words are defined. Since you can only define words using other words, how do you define the first word? Look up the word sandwich and its history, then ask yourself, did someone write down what a sandwich was in a dictionary, and thus it was so, or did a man name sandwich coin the word, and it spread until a dictionary added it in.

      What does the word decimate mean?

      Many words have changed meaning over time, did the dictionary writers force this change, or did they react to the change? On that note, whose dictionary do we follow? Is there a body overseeing the language, and decides which dictionary most accurately defines it (who put the O.E.D. in charge?) Is it spelled color or colour, center or centre?

      Languages are not a natural fact, they are constructed by humans, a entire body of people can be right/wrong about the shape of the planet earth because the shape is a physical thing, entire groups can misunderstand the nature of time/gravity and etc. since it's something that nature created, not us. Language was made by us, not by a dictionary mind you, by "us", where us is the people who speak it. An entire culture CAN NOT be wrong about the definition of a word, incidentally if you look up the definition of a word, no where does it say a word's meaning is set in stone, All a word is, is "A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning ".

      A word is used to communicate an idea, and if I tell my friend I'm leaving the city at 5pm, and I mean that I'm going from the borough of Manhattan to the borough of Queens, both of which are located within New York City, then by dictionary definitions I'm incorrect, yet if my friend fully understands that I mean that I'm leaving Manhattan, then I have successfully used that word.

      Five plus five equals ten, That will be true till the end of the universe, but the word "five" with cease to exist long before then, language is not about truth, language is about conveying an idea, and it doesn't matter which words I use, or how I spell them, if I get my idea off, then I have successfully used the language grammar/spelling may be indicative of my intelligence or diligence, however if you understood me, I still successfully used a word. On that note I'm curious to know if you noticed my use of the word "till" to mean until, and did it bother you? Did you think I meant that I had to prepare the ground to grow some crops? Or did I successfully use language to convey my idea?

      as a further note, I realize I tend to misuse commas, go into run on sentences, and not present my ideas as perfectly or clearly as possible (lots of jumbling and mashing of thoughts) And am curious if this causes a reaction in you. As a second side note, I really enjoyed your first paragraph, It's funny that someone's angry remark can enlist such a power trip in you, to ask if it feels if it makes you fragile, or hurt, and to insist no reply will come of it, you obviously are enjoying your emotional superiority by not being so easily upset, yet I see a long well written post. For such a trivial issue you yourself seems to of expended a reasonable amount of effort (as is true for myself). His emotional response is likely of tiring of arguing with people such as yourself, who think so highly of yourselves that you can claim to be right on an objective issue in face of an entire culture. He knows he won't win the argument since you'll never budge, that's the frustration, people like you can't be easily convinced.

    26. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a Japanese person uses the word manshon (mansion) or sutoobu (stove) to refer to an apartment or a heater, are they ignorant?

      To the sort of Japanophile you're arguing against, the Japanese can do no wrong, and it is in fact English that is wrong.

      These are people who's lives are so pathetic that they'd rather constuct a fantasy world of kawaii~ desu schoolgirls than deal with their own failures. So in short, I sympathize with you, but there's nothing you can do to help these losers... they're a lost cause chasing after a culture they don't understand, and presenting the very worst of ours to the rest of the world.

    27. Re:So technically by wrook · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Japan sashimi is always served in sushi restaurants. A person may say, "Let's go eat sushi" and then at the restaurant end up eating only sashimi. But at a banquet sushi is almost never served. Sashimi on the other hand is virtually always served. A person would never say, "I went to a banquet and ate sushi" meaning that they ate sashimi.

      Historically, sushi is a snack food. It's kind of an all-in-one meal since the rice is included in every bite. In a way you can think of it as a sandwich. In western culture, bread was once seen as the most important part of a meal. With a sandwich, you eat the bread with the meal. But you can also eat bread separately with the meal. You can eat a roast beef sandwich, but it would be strange eat a piece of roast beef and call it a "sandwich" simply because you bought it in a sandwich shop.

      I understand your point about US usage of words being different. But I think you miss a lot of the Japanese food culture by confusing the terms. There is a lot of sushi that doesn't contain sashimi. In Japan, eating in a sushi restaurant is one of the easiest ways to accommodate vegetarians since there is a large variety of vegetarian sushi. On the other hand, sushi is not actually a very important part of Japanese cuisine. Sashimi is *far* more important. I couldn't imagine eating a high class meal without having sashimi. By understanding the importance of the different kinds of food, I think you will gain a better appreciation for what is one of the world's great cuisines.

      But, as always, YMMV.

    28. Re:So technically by dbIII · · Score: 1

      OK, let's use a computer analogy because that's normally the only situation where this annoys me.
      It's exactly the same way to use language as if you say "computer" and expect everyone to think it means a black Dell 19 inch LCD monitor.
      Now while neither of us are that ignorant about computers we don't know much about sushi so have to accept the meaning given by those that do.

    29. Re:So technically by Lakitu · · Score: 1

      And everyone should see how the Japanese butcher sushi. Just the other day I had this sliced up tuna on a plate.. it was delicious! There wasn't even any rice or gross seaweed or anything cluttering up the dish, just some dip.

    30. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone in a culture uses a word to describe something and you are the only one who says it is something else then yuo are the ignorant one.

      This reminds me of the Indonesian that I learned in high school. There are a few aspects of their rampant loan-word-ism that I truly detest, chief among them being their use of 'ketchup' (spelled 'kecap') to refer to any and every kind of sauce. I believe 'coke' is used the same way to describe any kind of fizzy drink ('coke lemonade', 'coke fanta'). It's about as retarded as it would be to refer to fish and chips as 'sushi' because there's fish involved.

    31. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are always gooder ways to speak the truth! What do u think m8?

    32. Re:So technically by Splab · · Score: 3, Funny

      How much is a gigabyte then?

    33. Re:So technically by rixkix · · Score: 1

      Let's call it 'embrace and extend.'

    34. Re:So technically by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      And if you go into any restaurant and ask for sushi, you will be getting rice.

      I don't even understand what people are talking about anymore. I looked it up, and "sushi" means rice, but every restaurant I've ever been to, if you order "sushi" you will get a California roll or something with seafood in it. Sure, it also comes with rice, but it isn't only rice. Probably the same as ordering "rice" in a Mexican restaurant and you get Mexican rice, not plain rice. Or order "rice" in many Chinese restaurants and you get fried rather than steamed rice by default. That doesn't mean they redefined "rice" to mean "rice with eggs, onion, etc." It means that the dish "rice" has different meanings depending on where you are. There are many words in English that do that. And "sushi" is an English word when you use it in English sentences. Sure, it's directly borrowed from Japanese. However, there is an English word for rice already, so someone choosing to skip that one to choose another word has some reason.

      I really don't get what all the fuss is about. You know what they are saying. So it is valid communication. That you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't valid communication, as everyone gets it. You are never going to walk into a restaurant and say "I would like tuna sushi" and get tuna fried rice. You know what you mean, they know what you mean. So what's the problem? Are the linguistic purists having a hissy fit over a language evolving? Methinks the knaves doth protest too much.

    35. Re:So technically by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or anyone who uses acronyms in conversation, particularly if they actually spell them out..."I mean, I was like, O-M-G! And she was all like, T-M-I!"

      Neither of those is an acronym, they are just plain old abbreviations. You don't pronounce them as words like "omg" or "tmi".

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    36. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean just the rice? Because I have never had that happen, that would be absolutely crazy. I even worked at a place where a Japanese fisherman made California rolls and such and he wrote "sushi" on the sign. I'm willing to trust my own experiences and Japanese friends over internet weeaboos, sorry. Maybe the situation is different in Japan, but here if you order sashimi you get fish and if you order sushi you get rolls, unless it's inari sushi.

    37. Re:So technically by umghhh · · Score: 1

      How many different nations do you know (lived with them for some time) and how many different languages do you know well enough to make a comparison and a judgment. I am asking because I agree with your statement about ignorance I am wondering why did you single out US - the same happens in any country I had a pleasure to live in. These were not many but I lived in few european countries and in each one of those most people were ignorant especially about others as well as things that matter and are used & relied upon in every day life. This included also the country of my origin. So why US? Are Chinese, British, Germans,French or whoever else any better? I do not think so. Just in case you wondered - I do not know US, I have never been there, have no intention to travel there and actually do dislike big parts of US culture. I find your statement outrageous because it is discriminatory and even more so because it does not bring anything into the discussion.

    38. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We, in England, say the same thing about the Americans and what they do to our language

    39. Re:So technically by dintech · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound even remotely like Japanese pronunciation of English. If you had two braincells to rub together, it would be more apparent.

    40. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat a dick, nigger.

    41. Re:So technically by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      That depends also on who you speak to ...

            Hardware people use it as 1,000,000,000 Bytes

            Software people generally use it as 1,073,741,824 bytes

      Sushi also depends on who you speak to

            To someone who speaks or knows Japanese, and in any Japanese restaurant it is a rice dish

            To an average American (and some Europeans) it might be raw fish (which is really Sashimi)... or a rice dish.....

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    42. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard "omg" as a single sound more often than "oh-em-gee".

    43. Re:So technically by blyloveranger · · Score: 1

      Well the one thing right in your post is that it is true, you are never going to walk into a restaurant and say "I would like tuna sushi" and get tuna fried rice, because that isn't what "sushi" is referring to. "Sushi" means rice in so much as it is referring to the fact that sushi is raw fish with rice as compared to sashimi which is without rice. You will never find a restaurant in Japan that serves anything thing but raw fish served in or in vinegared rice if you order tuna sushi, and you will also find that you will never be served only raw tuna without rice if you order tuna sushi. This is true in the US too. The problem stems from the fact in America we don't eat just raw fish without rice, so there was never any need to import the word sashimi so in the minds of English speakers "Sushi" referred to the raw fish part of raw fish and rice, compared to the Japanese meaning which means sashimi with rice. In conclusion, I think starting poster of this treads pedantic point was that saying sushi is dangerous is just silly, since it isn't raw fish with rice that is dangerous, it is raw fish. Therefore why focus on the fish with rice part by using the word Sushi. It is like if there was an outbreak of mad cow disease and a study saying "Hamburgers Dangerous" while that is true, would it not be more help to say "Beef Dangerous" since there is nothing about a bun, lettuce, and a tomato that would make hamburgers more dangerous than just eating a beef paddy.

    44. Re:So technically by slim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The point is that you could order sushi and not get fish, but you could never order sushi and not get rice.

      I've had sushi containing raw fish.
      I've had vegetarian sushi.
      I've had sushi containing cooked fish.
      I've had sushi containing cooked beef or chicken.

      But I've never had sushi that doesn't contain rice, because there's no such thing.

    45. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true at all. The restaurants have adapted to give the Americans what they expect.

    46. Re:So technically by slim · · Score: 1

      Do you mean just the rice?

      No he doesn't.

      He means that if you order sushi, it will always contain vinegared rice in some form. Usually in the rolls and nuggets we're used to seeing; sometimes as a bed of rice (sushi donburi).

      If there's no rice, it ain't sushi.

    47. Re:So technically by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      It is like if there was an outbreak of mad cow disease and a study saying "Hamburgers Dangerous" while that is true, would it not be more help to say "Beef Dangerous" since there is nothing about a bun, lettuce, and a tomato that would make hamburgers more dangerous than just eating a beef paddy.

      If the problem was, say, only with ground beef patties, then yes, it would make sense to say "hamburgers dangerous." Sure, the lettuce isn't a contributing factor. And there are "veggie burgers" and such people would complain are caught in the title. But nearly all "hamburgers" contain groud beef patties, and rarely do other foods contain ground beef patties.

      Plus, I hate to always play this card, but it was a US study linked to on an US site that has explicit US bias and US perspective. The usage is very consistent with the use of the word in the US and the people that are complaining most are those that aren't in the US or feel themselves educated above the level of the average American (quoting travels and such as if what they had for sushi in Japan relates to the experience of someone in Cleveland).

      in the minds of English speakers "Sushi" referred to the raw fish part of raw fish and rice,

      Personally, from what I've seen, sushi refers to a small wad of Japanese looking stuff inside seaweed. Sushi isn't "rice" in English. That may be how the word translates literally, but it is not the meaning. The meaning is unambiguously "A Japanese dish usually consisting of raw fish, rice, and seaweed, served with a dipping sauce and wasabi." You can get it without the seaweed and it could still technically be sushi, but that's just not how it's done. The only sushi roll I see consistently that doesn't have seafood on it is the California roll. Otherwise it's almost exclusively seafood, rice, seaweed, and two sides. Since, as you state, sashimi as a dish does not exist in the US, then there is no reason to use that word to describe the problem. Just as ground beef patties are almost never served alone in the US, so a problem with ground beef patties would most likey be referred to as a problem with hamburgers. A problem with raw fish prepared Japanese style would exist in sushi and only in sushi, so that seems a reasonable way to state it.

    48. Re:So technically by slim · · Score: 1

      The meaning is unambiguously "A Japanese dish usually consisting of raw fish, rice, and seaweed, served with a dipping sauce and wasabi."

      I think it's pushing it a bit to call a description unambiguous, when it's got the word "usually" in it. That "usually" covers for the fact that you can substitute the raw fish with vegetables, cooked meat or even cooked fish, and it would still be sushi.

      Since, as you state, sashimi as a dish does not exist in the US, then there is no reason to use that word to describe the problem.

      This simply isn't true. Sashimi is widely available in the US. And yes, it's served in sushi restaurants. But then pasta is often served in pizzerias, and that doesn't make pizza mean pasta.

      Learn to love Alaska [romancingalaska.com]

      I once had a lovely sushi and sashimi platter in Barrow, Alaska... :)

    49. Re:So technically by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      Most people are prideful and would rather be dead than admit they're wrong.

      I think you are wrong: most people would rather be alive and wrong than the other way around.

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    50. Re:So technically by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      What people are fishing (heh!) around for here is the term synecdoche, which refers to the sort of metaphor in which "a part represents the whole". Some common examples are "head" to refer to an entire creature ("head of cattle"), "hired hand" to mean a worker, and "eyes" to mean readers of a text or viewers of video material. People do this all the time, in all languages.

      Two opposite example I've run across: It is well known that the English like their "tea" in the afternoon, but it seems that the majority drink coffee (to the despair of the true traditionalists ;-). The term "tea" is just what the mid-afternoon snack is called; it doesn't mean that nothing but tea is served. In the opposite direction, Finns refer to the same sort of light snack as "kahvi" (pronounced "coffee"), and often have hot water and tea available for the people who prefer that drink, plus the pastries or semi-sweet bread that are usually on the table. Both are examples of synecdoche, using the name of a locally-standard drinkable to name a certain kind of meal.

      The Japanese term "sushi" is another example. As noted by others, the word refers to a variety of sticky rice that works well for the kind of food that consists of a bite-size clump of the rice, lightly seasoned with vinegar and topped or mixed with other edibles. This is typical synecdoche, using the grain to refer to the entire meal. In much of the rest of the world where it has been introduced, the remarkable part of this food is the frequent topping of uncooked fish. But even with this misunderstanding of the Japanese term, it's still straightforward synecdoche, because it's using one component of the food to refer to the whole. Even when people think "sushi" means raw fish, they expect it to come with rice; without the rice it's called "sashimi".

      Here in the US, we have the Thanksgiving holiday coming up in a few days. It's common to refer to the standard meal as "turkey", although that's only a part of the conventional meal (which is actually mostly vegetarian). Some people don't particularly like turkey, and serve something else such as ham. This doesn't much effect the language used; people still call it "turkey day".

      Objecting to this process might make sense in a strictly logical sense. But you're fighting a losing battle. Some of the oldest written texts we have, in the oldest written languages, have examples of this literary device. People use this sort of metaphor in every spoken language (even Esperanto ;-). You can't stop people from using such colorful language. So don't bother complaining about it; we ain't gonna change our behavior any time soon.

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    51. Re:So technically by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      That's not a false cognate. A false cognate is when one sound pattern evolved independently in two languages and means two different things.

      A good example is that in english, mist is fine water droplets. In german, mist is manure.

      You're talking about good old congates - which can diverge quite dramatically in different directions from the original root.

    52. Re:So technically by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Either way, it is really good with lots of soy sauce, wasabi and pickled ginger...YUM!!

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    53. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of those is an acronym, they are just plain old abbreviations. You don't pronounce them as words like "omg" or "tmi".

      I see your pedantry and raise you this: they're actually initialisms.

      Boo ya.

    54. Re:So technically by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those of us with REAL lives make fun of weeaboos on slashdot.

    55. Re:So technically by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Complaining about others' butchering of words is also part of that process. Just as planets wouldn't form without both gravity pulling in and electrons repelling each other, languages wouldn't form without both butchering and complaining.

    56. Re:So technically by wgaryhas · · Score: 1

      The only sushi roll I see consistently that doesn't have seafood on it is the California roll.

      So, imitation/snow crab don't count as seafood?

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    57. Re:So technically by j_166 · · Score: 1

      Bad comparison. De-pussification is not the same as butchering.

    58. Re:So technically by microTodd · · Score: 1

      No rice. Rolled in cucumber.

      See here for an example.

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    59. Re:So technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so sushi = sammich, got it.

    60. Re:So technically by Splab · · Score: 1

      It's called a rhetorical question...

    61. Re:So technically by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      But also quite a good analogy .... ...which I wanted to highlight

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  17. It is a Plos one paper, by Palpatine_li · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    so who believes? And who cares?

    1. Re:It is a Plos one paper, by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Division of Vertebrate Zoology, American Museum of Natural History, New York, New York
      Department of Ecology, Evolution, and Environmental Biology, Columbia University, New York, New York
      Sackler Institute for Comparative Genomics, American Museum of Natural History, New York, New York

      They do.

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  18. Colorado and New York by ninjackn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering that Colorado is surrounded by land on all sides and New York is about as far away as possible from the pacific ocean (while staying in the US) i'm not surprised the tuna sushi you get there is a bit off.

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    1. Re:Colorado and New York by user4574 · · Score: 1

      Well, they have this amazing new gizmo called a "freezer" now. Apparently it lets you transport perishable food items over long distances without spoilage.

      And actually, whether you eat tuna sashimi in Tokyo, or Toledo Ohio, that fish was frozen on the boat that caught it. Some companies in Japan actually stockpile their tuna catch, and sit on it for up to seven years or so, for sale in more advantageous market conditions. Quality tuna is an extremely high-value commodity in Japan.

    2. Re:Colorado and New York by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      The better places here in Colorado aren't too off good places in Seattle. The Seattle sushi is better but not so much so that I'd be willing to go out there every couple of months for lunch unless the company's paying for the trip anyway.

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    3. Re:Colorado and New York by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

      Tuna is in the Atlantic and gulf also.

    4. Re:Colorado and New York by LordKronos · · Score: 5, Informative

      If only there were an ocean closer to New York. It would be even better if that ocean had tuna of its own. Best of all would be if the tuna there was one of the most delicious varieties around, such that it was the most used tuna for sushi/sashimi. Wow...one can dream.

    5. Re:Colorado and New York by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean much. Some of the best tuna in the world is caught in the Atlantic. For example, the current 'premium' (or whatever) tuna supply chain looks like this. Caught in the Atlantic Ocean, brought to port on the East Coast. Japanese buyers pick out the best and send them to the Tokyo fish market. Yeah, all the way there. There they get auctioned off. A lot of it stays in Japan, but a lot of it goes back to top sushi restaurants in North America. So those super high end/quality sushi places in New York? That tuna traveled halfway across the world and then back to get to your plate. So really, in relative terms, when it comes to high quality sushi, New York (or anywhere in the continental United States) is only twice as far from where it was caught as Japan is. Trippy eh?

    6. Re:Colorado and New York by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      Yes, doesn't it feel good to eat a critically endangered fish?

      Enjoy your Bluefin Tuna. Your children certainly won't.

    7. Re:Colorado and New York by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Yeah because people going to eat sushi at a normal restaurant are going to expect to get tuna that costs upwards of 300 USD per pound.

      Yeah that makes perfect sense....

    8. Re:Colorado and New York by kramerd · · Score: 1

      Yeah because people going to eat sushi at a normal restaurant are going to expect to get tuna that costs upwards of 300 USD per pound.

      Yeah that makes perfect sense....

      You have clearly never been to New York.

    9. Re:Colorado and New York by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between "being put on ice in the hold" and "frozen like a brick". The first is essentially refrigeration, the second bursts the cell walls of the fish tissue and results in mushy, flavorless sushi. Freshness is paramount, and if it ain't fresh, then why even bother?

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    10. Re:Colorado and New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the not so distant future there'll still be an ocean near New York. I'm not so sure about the tuna bit.

      It might be extinct.

    11. Re:Colorado and New York by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      1) Apparently you failed to comprehend that Bluefin tuna is the type most commonly used in sushi/sashimi. That, by its very definition, means that yes, most people obviously are willing to pay for it

      2) $300/lbs? What? Where the fuck did you make up that bullshit from? Here's a 60 minutes article from just over a year ago.:
      http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/11/60minutes/main3700644.shtml

      In that article, a guy whose "family has been bidding on top quality bluefin for seven generations" bought a "450 pounder for $8,500". Thats only $20 a pound (minus whatever inedible parts there are), which is only a bit higher than a good steak. And that's only for a "top quality" bluefin.

      And remember, even with a high price, sushi/sashimi is often an indulgence food, and it is usually sold in very small portions. If you put an ounce of bluefin on it (which is probably around a typical portion) and then charge $5 for it (not a ridiculous price in that market), that's $80 from a $20 pound of the tuna (plus a small cost for the other ingredients) which is a pretty respectable markup.

      Again, that was high end bluefin. Looking at average bluefin, here's an article from last week quoting bluefin at $6-9/lb

      http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091112/NEWS/911120322/-1/NEWSMAP

    12. Re:Colorado and New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But all fish is basically frozen solid as a rock ONBOARD THE TRAWLER THAT CAUGHT THEM. So, even on the coast, you only *think* you're getting something fresh. Doubt you'd be able to taste the difference.

    13. Re:Colorado and New York by slim · · Score: 1

      [freezing] bursts the cell walls of the fish tissue and results in mushy, flavorless sushi.

      This affects anything with cells, e.g. frozen peas. The solution is rapid freezing, which results in smaller ice crystals.

  19. Severely misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Escolar makes admirable sushi. It is not "a nasty fish". It is legal for sale in the US and is openly served in many sushi restaurants here. I had some the other night. Most people will not suffer any ill effects from escolar, as long as they don't eat too much of it at once.

    Health hazard? In the long run, eating real tuna is probably a bigger health hazard, due to the mercury content. Wired sensationalized a reasonable scientific paper.

    1. Re:Severely misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well according to Wikipedia the Japanese government banned escolar from consumption in 1977 as they consider it to be toxic. Since article is this is about sushi and sashimi I'd say the Japanese government ought to be a good authority on the matter.

      For myself I'd consider a foodstuff that might very well cause an oily discharge from my anus, along with the possibility of other unpleasant side effects such as "stomach cramps, loose bowel movements, diarrhea, headaches, nausea, and vomiting" to be something I am absolutely not going to eat.

      The article is also about mislabelling, or passing off escolar as white tuna. If someone told me I was getting "white tuna" and gave me "oily liquid anal leakage fish" instead I'd be pretty incensed.

  20. Ass-plode by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm more interested in hearing what kinds of places serve the bad sushi, so I can avoid those.

    I will not be avoiding sushi.

    I've already bought into the fact I'm eating raw fish.

    1. Re:Ass-plode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There are many places where they serve Escolar with full disclosure. A number of fine Western-style restaurants also serve it as well (sometimes as Walu). This is not a case of serving poison soaked fugu. I think escolar is a great change from normal sushi breeds. If it means an extra couple minutes on the toilet in the morning, at least it was worth it unlike going to Taco Bell or my local Chinese take out.

    2. Re:Ass-plode by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You know what’s really weird?

      That people think it’s weird to eat raw things. Instead of thinking how weird it is, to eat things that were so much changed due to cooking (destructive heating), fermentation (bacteria), conservation (e.g. white flour products) and extraction (pure sugar/salt) etc, that it barely resembles the original anymore.

      I mean we eat the “result” (“poo”) of what happens to milk from other species when digested by some forms of bacteria. (cheese) Or carbohydrate-containing stuff that is purified so much that it lacks all the vitamins required to actually digest it without getting sick (with a delay). (high-on-sugar products)
      And we think raw meat is strange?? :D

      By the way: What else is a good steak, if not at least half-raw? Does not make it any worse, does it? :)

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    3. Re:Ass-plode by dirkdodgers · · Score: 1

      How can you in your right mind, in the year 2009, suggest that eating food that has not been rendered safe by cooking, smoking, curing, drying, pickling, or ANY of the food preparation and presevation processes that humans have relied upon for at least tens of thousands of years, is a good idea?

      Have you heard of the recent work in this field by Louis Pasteur? I guess it's still controversial in some quarters.

    4. Re:Ass-plode by pipedwho · · Score: 1

      As mentioned in many previous posts, we now also have the ability to freeze raw foods to avoid spoilage in the first place.

    5. Re:Ass-plode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, that's where they speak Chinese ! If you hear they speak chinese between them, run away !

  21. Re:Sushi: Appearance versus Flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You quite clearly know squat about fish, even at 0 your rambling is overrated.

  22. Too late by LeeBarnes · · Score: 2, Funny

    NOW they tell me. I just ate some tuna sushi for lunch today. ::sigh::

    I, for one, welcome my new parasitic overlords.

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    1. Re:Too late by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, for one, welcome my new parasitic overlords.

            Although in your case, "innerlords" may be more accurate. Or in a few hours, "underlords".

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  23. Endangered species? No by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Informative

    The chances that the fish you eat in sushi is an endangered species in a sushi bar is roughly the same as if you go to any other seafood restaurant. There are a lot of fish in the sea (no shit sherlock) - assume that 0.01% of fish are endangered. Now imagine dragging a net behind your boat. In theory at most 0.01% of all fish in your net will be endangered. Let's look at this more closely: Endangered fish are likely to exist in much smaller quantities, so while there might be 500 tuna per square mile of ocean, there might only be 1 of super-endangered-deliciousfish. Secondly, super-endangered-deliciousfish (SEDF) may only exist in the Bahamas, while the fisherman may be trawling off the coast of Georgia for Tuna, where Tuna are known to be abundant. Your likelyhood of catching a SEDF is highly unlikely.
     
    In any case the fish is dumped in the boat's hold on ice, and then sorted out when they get back to port. Fish are already partially ready for consumption at this point. It's not like fisherman go out in the forest and hunt individual endangered fish with rifles where they can see them. Making most any argument about endangered fish in a commercial fishing situation is completely retarded. The only argument for this is situations where opportunistic overfishing occurs in specific areas like when salmon swim upriver to lay their eggs, and this is already highly regulated.
     
    Also this article came out almost a year ago in the NYT this is old news(!)

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    1. Re:Endangered species? No by pdclarry · · Score: 1

      Also this article came out almost a year ago in the NYT this is old news(!)

      It was a different study reported in the NYT a year ago. This new study was published in August. There is a link in the original post above to the year old story.

    2. Re:Endangered species? No by ichthyoboy · · Score: 1

      Unless the SEDF is the focus of a targeted fishery and is extremely profitable, such as...one of the species of bluefin tuna (southern bluefin tuna - Thunnus maccoyi)

    3. Re:Endangered species? No by deboli · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not exactly true. Fish schools are specifically targeted by trawlers, found by sonar and fished out. There is not much by-catch in these nets contrary to indiscriminate trawling or using longlines or gill nets. Bluefin Tuna, for example is only found in the Mediterranean and the chance of catching a endangered species that lives in the Arctic is zero. Of course Bluefin is already endangered and there lies the crux of the problem: We generally overexploit all fish stocks and should declare large areas of the oceans at no-fishing zones to recover fish populations and become sustainable in the long run.

    4. Re:Endangered species? No by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that is the case, then why are they giving me this ultra expensive SEDF instead of the cheaper regular tuna that I paid for?

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    5. Re:Endangered species? No by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Then agan, nowadays, for some type of fish that is hunted, there is only 0.01% (more realistically 1%) of that type in the nets. So what do they do? Throw the rest overboard again. With most of it already dead.

      So while I agree with your basic argument, you — perhaps because you never were on a fishing boat — left out this crucial detail. :)

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    6. Re:Endangered species? No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoever is moderating these posts as informative is as ill-informed as the authors. No fisherman in their right mind would place an unsorted catch in their hold. The fish are sorted on deck and the bycatch is disposed of at sea. Possessing the wrong species of fish or fish that exceed size limits can result in large fines and seizure of your boat by the authorities. Some fisheries such as shrimp deal with bycatch as high as 90% of a given trawl.

    7. Re:Endangered species? No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at most 0.01%. Maybe average 0.01%, which implies possible lower and higher catches of endangered fish. Also assumes you are catching random fish, which doesn't seem to be a good assumption.

    8. Re:Endangered species? No by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>We generally overexploit all fish stocks and should declare large areas of the oceans at no-fishing zones to recover fish populations and become sustainable in the long run.

      True, there should be better management of the fish stocks in the ocean.

      However, this article doesn't explain why accidentally eating an endangered deliciousfish is "dangerous to my health". I'm not an eco-hippie that will kill myself if I accidentally get some illegal maguro. Hell, I was just in Japan last week, and my wife went hunting around to see if they actually sold dolphin and whale sushi - we were curious after watching that recent South Park episode.

    9. Re:Endangered species? No by dintech · · Score: 1

      Whale is commonly consumed, dolphin hardly ever except places like Taiji.

      Both of these animals absorb a lot of mercury from their diet over time and this can end up in the people who eat a lot of it.

      Whale sashimi tastes sort of like a fishy meat. At least the one I had did. Maybe dolphin would be similar.

  24. Better take the alternative by houghi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back to good old American Hamburgers. At least nobody ever got sick or died eating those, right?

    Or in other words: People do stuff with food that might be harmful. There is no reason to take out Sushi in particular.

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    1. Re:Better take the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ground beef = hamburger. Heard of ecoli?

    2. Re:Better take the alternative by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Hamburgers are much different. With hamburgers, it's much cheaper for them to provide what they advertise as to what they don't. Like McDonalds wouldn't profit off of using dog or rat over beef cattle in their hamburgers, assuming of course that their hamburgers are actually advertised as being beef. A lot of people can tell if the taste of a hamburger is off, since beef has a distinct flavor. Most of all, I can't think of any beef cattle in the world that have a natural toxin or are typically unfavorably digested.

      Sushi is different. A lot of fish have very similar flavors, and look similar as well. Even a sushi chef if they aren't a veteran might have trouble telling true tuna from fake tuna. Personally, as long as they aren't using endangered or toxic fish, I'm fine with them offering tuna-like fish, as long as they don't offer it for tuna-specific prices.

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    3. Re:Better take the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying you're going to die someday so you may as well put a gun to your head to skip all the nonsense in between.

    4. Re:Better take the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I'll list several commonly served fish in sushi places:

      Tuna
      Salmon
      Yellowtail
      Red Snapper
      Spanish Mackerel

      All of them have distinct flavors (even a novice would be able to tell them apart without looking at them).

      Now, if somebody decides to dye some fish red, add flavoring and call it tuna...

    5. Re:Better take the alternative by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm friends with a Chicago meatpacker. You would never guess what goes into hamburger that's not labeled "100% beef" and I'm not going to tell you either. I will tell you that some of it is cow, some is pig, some is not mammalian, and some isn't even animal.

      Oh, and raw hamburger is gray. They use food coloring to make it pink.

    6. Re:Better take the alternative by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Oh, and raw hamburger is gray. They use food coloring to make it pink.

      As someone who owns a meatgrinder and on occasion grinds his own hamburger, I can say with confidence that this is patently untrue.

      In fact, I suspect you are full of shit in general, and are some sort of militant vegetarian PETA type who likes to spread lies and misinformation to keep people from eating the cute little animals.

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    7. Re:Better take the alternative by maxume · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the food coloring does a remarkable job of oxidizing at the same rate as raw meat (except maybe meat from Kroger).

      Also, your friend sounds like a dick.

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    8. Re:Better take the alternative by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Notice he told you that it was the non-100% beef product he was referring to? How in any way does this compare with your experience with real, whole meat and a meatgrinder? He's railing about food processing industry methods, not meat-eaters!

      He is almost certainly telling the truth about what he saw, the BBC and Channel 4 have both aired undercover investigations of "food" factories, showing how much non-meat stuff goes into processed meat and meals in the name of profit. Vegetarian food, too, is watered down and adulterated to cut costs, and enhanced with "Flavour Enhancer" and "Natural Colourings", made from meat products, no less!

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    9. Re:Better take the alternative by GlassHeart · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't think of any beef cattle in the world that have a natural toxin or are typically unfavorably digested.

      Much of the US beef supply comes from cows that were fed corn, which is higher in protein and produces desirable "marbling" in the steak. Unfortunately, cows can't actually digest corn and get sick, so they are also fed antibiotics. Some cows are also fed growth hormones to further reduce their time-to-market. You'll be eating some of these with your hamburger.

      Worse, the cows are slaughtered in a way that allows e-coli from fecal matter to contaminate the meat, and finally ground beef is also mixed beef, which makes the source of the contamination even harder to track. The reason why you need to cook your hamburger fully is not because raw beef itself is unsafe.

      In other words, the cheapest way to get beef to you is to feed cows something they can't digest, pump them full of antibiotics and hormones, and slaughter them without completely avoiding contamination. There are over six billion of us, which is numerous enough that just about everything we do has serious unintended consequences. Once we all want something, the market takes a series of steps to let us have it, and some of these steps are really bad.

    10. Re:Better take the alternative by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Raw hamburger NOT exposed to air is grey, expose it to air for even a short amount of time and it will go pink. (my friends are butchers and we regularly pack meat for ourselves and family).

    11. Re:Better take the alternative by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised what gets mixed in to "beef" on occasion. Every once in awhile, there's some big scandal.

    12. Re:Better take the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh = the rapid movement of air above your head caused by a joke's passage. Heard of sarcasm?

    13. Re:Better take the alternative by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      On a related note, check how many offers there are on processed chicken products just after Easter.

      All of those unwanted chicks have to go somewhere...

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    14. Re:Better take the alternative by PHPfanboy · · Score: 1

      There is no reason to take out Sushi in particular.

      Unless you can't be bothered to wait at the restaurant :-P

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    15. Re:Better take the alternative by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      I consider we're pretty fortunate here in Ireland to have cows that graze on pasture and are mostly grass-fed (eating silage in winter). Also use of hormones and other practices are banned by EU regulations. Plus, it's reassuring to see the conditions cattle are brought up in, and also it adds to the countryside to have cattle idly grazing throughout the year. It's not perfect - milk farmers are not allowed to sell cows for meat, so male calves instead of being used for food are just a waste byproduct (they do get used in rendering plants I believe) - but on the other hand, it's not just a matter of red tape - the practices "meat" farmers have to sign up for (and that dairy farmers don't want to, or can't afford to deal with) are part of what improves things for consumers.

      I don't know about slaughter/butcher practices, but in any case you have to properly cook minced beef and at least seal cuts of beef (cook the outside) - bacteria can grow on the surface of the meat whatever about how it has been cut or contamination, and with minced beef - if that has happened already, then mincing it mixes the bacteria all through it. So even uncontaminated beef, eating raw mince, while it may be OK most of the time (people being able to cope with some ordinary bacteria) it won't be OK for some and will sometimes have particularly bad bacteria that may cause stomach upset or illness for even the more robust.

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    16. Re:Better take the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of the US beef supply comes from cows that were fed corn, which is higher in protein and produces desirable "marbling" in the steak. Unfortunately, cows can't actually digest corn and get sick, so they are also fed antibiotics.

      I don't understand how people can keep repeating that tripe, when it's so obviously wrong. See, if cows could not digest corn they would DIE OF STARVATION rather than growing, and no amount of antibiotics will cure that "disease".

    17. Re:Better take the alternative by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The antibiotics aren't there because of the corn, they're there because the time their fed corn, they're knee deep in shit and crowded together like inmates at a concentration camp. It happens that grass fed beef avoids the feedlot, but there are plenty of 4-H style cows (single calf raised by hand by some kid for the fair) that eat corn and wouldn't need to be pumped full of antibiotics. I paid for college raising said animals, we kept the grass fed ones because we liked the gamier taste.

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    18. Re:Better take the alternative by domatic · · Score: 1

      Whooooooooosh! They can digest it but corn is much "richer" than what they should be eating. Cows are ruminants which means their digestive tracts are optimized for mostly cellulose things like grasses and their stomachs are almost pH neutral. A corn diet drives them into acidosis that causes problems with sores in their digestive tracts. The sores make them susceptible to illness so they also require antibiotics.

  25. Study finds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish there were more pedantic people to point out the abuse of the word study finstead of polls and surveys, so I wouldn't feel the urge to...

    1. Re:Study finds by BluBrick · · Score: 2, Funny

      The urge to what? Oh, I see, you ended a sentence with a preposition and an ellipsis just to enrage the Grammar Nazis*.





      (* What's this? I seem to have misspelled Grammer Nazi's)

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  26. great timing by Eil · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just sat down at the computer for dinner with my spicy tuna roll and this is the top story on the Front page. Thank you Slashdot, for ruining my appetite yet again.

    1. Re:great timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can, with the barest consolation, appreciate this incident as a departure from the norm; no doubt Slashdot's notorious catalyst of our lost appetites is the dreaded option of "Cowboy Neal".

    2. Re:great timing by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Same here. An office mate brought in some tuna this morning, and ate it. We others ate it "passively". And this Slashdot article only made it worse...

      There are laws against passive smoking. Why aren't there any about passive fish eating?

    3. Re:great timing by Nyckname · · Score: 1

      So, um, you gonna eat that?

    4. Re:great timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't get me started on raw goat meat

    5. Re:great timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And dont get me going about raw goat meat

  27. Escolar by WiiVault · · Score: 1

    Interesting that the Japanese won't/can't eat this, but consume many other poisonous fish. Perhaps we should warn them of the dangers of contact with whales...

    1. Re:Escolar by jrumney · · Score: 5, Informative

      The poison in Fugu (the only poisonous species that is eaten in Japan) is localised and easily removed by the specially trained chefs who are licensed to prepare it. Escolar has its oil spread throughout the flesh, so for people who are sensitive to it, it is unavoidable.

    2. Re:Escolar by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informed response. I actually learned something today.

    3. Re:Escolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i remember it being common in Hawaii. pretty sure I had it

    4. Re:Escolar by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      What, you thought they ate poison fish and died? Jeez there wouldn't be any Japanese left. Here's my story of eating fugu:

      Lived in Tokyo a while back, and of course I want to try the famous poisonous fugu fish. Come to find out, it's a delicacy (duh!) and like all delicacies it's incredibly expensive. Like $100-500 per person expensive. I know Tokyo is pricey but even that was a bit much for me. So, we shop around and find a place that's a mere $40 per person for a fixed price meal - what a stroke of luck! Of course as soon as we arrive there, it's not the nicest-looking restaurant and I immediately make the connection that this must be where the least-skilled or beginner fugu chefs work. Hurrah! For that little extra bit of danger in your meal. We order and it's three courses, skin, sashimi, and soup. The first course arrives and the pieces are STILL MOVING and twitching. I suppose that means it's fresh. I say to my dining companion: "You first!" She says, "no, YOU first!" and this goes on a bit until the fugu stops twitching. It's getting less fresh by the minute, and we finally agree to a suicide pact. Grabbing it with chopsticks, lifting it to the lips, any last requests? and down the hatch. Interesting but actually not that spectacular. The soup was probably the best. I'm glad I did it and I'm especially glad I didn't pay $250 for the two of us. Sort of like climbing Mount Fuji: it's something a man should do once in his life, but only a fool does it twice.

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    5. Re:Escolar by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Technically they don't get all of it, they just get most of it. The little bit that remains is tingly and that's why someone's paying $200/plate for the experience. The problems come when someone leaves a portion of flesh or piece of an organ that has a higher concentration of poison.

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  28. This is an Oxymoron by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

    endangered (thus rare) fish randomly ends up in your dish?

  29. Toxic is a strong word by mysidia · · Score: 1

    For Escolar's effects.

    Which are inconvenient but not toxic. The fish hasn't been shown to kill or cause long-term harm. But has unpleasant digestive system side effects in some people. If you experience any of those effects ever, stop eating the fish, but it's your problem not the fish's, and not a problem everyone has :)

    I wouldn't suggest eating it, but it sounds as if the effects are short-term, not all people are necessarily effected, and primarily occur if the portion size is too large and not prepared in a way to reduce oils.

    More like an unwanted effect than something truly toxic that would be likely to kill you or have a long-term health effect.

    So limit the amount of sushi you eat, to a sane amount. No more than a 5 oz piece aday, for sure. Definitely don't eat Sushi multiple times a day, or multiple times in the same week.

    1. Re:Toxic is a strong word by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Definitely don't eat Sushi multiple times a day, or multiple times in the same week.

      The HELL you say! If I have three vendors that want to take me to lunch in a week, I'm fucking having three sushi lunches that week, understand?

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    2. Re:Toxic is a strong word by mysidia · · Score: 1

      No... fricking tell them you had sushi yesterday. Or order a cooked dish from the place that sells sushi 2 of those days.

      Your health and sanity trumps your vendor's wishes every time.

    3. Re:Toxic is a strong word by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Screw the vendor, I want sushi! And free sushi tastes bestest! The only time I've got sick from sushi is when I made my own from a salmon that was caught by my neighbor that day. I got too damn happy and didn't freeze it first. He dropped by eight silvers, the other seven are in the freezer now. Hmm, about time to take one out... need to setup the smoker!

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  30. I'm very disappointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    63 comments already, and not one bad car analogy.

  31. Escolar = White Tuna by galvanash · · Score: 1

    Not everywhere of course, but in many regions the common name for Escolar is White Tuna... The fact that Albacore is ALSO referred to as White Tuna does not make this fraudulent naming. In fact in most Sushi restaurants I have frequented, Escolar is MUCH more expensive and is intentionally distinguished from other Tuna varieties. I usually see it labeled as "White Tuna (Escolar)". This is definitely not meant to fool the customer into thinking it is Tuna, it is because that is what they themselves have learned to identify it as. Anyone who enjoys Albacore would _immediately_ know the difference as Escolar is VERY different...

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  32. Fire goooooood. by NoYob · · Score: 1

    Cavemen discovered that cooking meat was a good idea some millennia ago and we've been doing it since then, but some people never got the memo because they were on an island or something.

    Do a search on parasites and sushi.

    I don't eat animal flash raw. I prefer most of vegetables cooked, too.

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    1. Re:Fire goooooood. by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your lose.

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    2. Re:Fire goooooood. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      What about them? To my knowledge, there's exactly one kind of parasite common to salt water fish that's dangerous for human consumption, and worst case, it gives you a nasty stomach ache (that would be the Cod Worm). And that worm isn't present in all raw fish (tuna and salmon, for example, are worm-free).

      Fresh water fish, OTOH, should never be eaten raw.

    3. Re:Fire goooooood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are people going to learn not to quote a whole message? There's the Parent button for that. Only quote if you're going to micro-reply to parts.

      Do a search on parasites and sushi.

      Don't give orders without explaining what's in it for me. Jump on one foot for 20 minutes.

    4. Re:Fire goooooood. by sabs · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's animal FLESH and Your LOSS

      What exactly has become of the Education system on this planet.

    5. Re:Fire goooooood. by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      It fell down the back of the sofa with the punctuation you lost.

    6. Re:Fire goooooood. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Education isn't a proper noun.

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  33. here's the real health hazard by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apparently the stupid people who make and eat sushi haven't realized what humans have known for thousands of years. If you cook your meat, you don't die from deadly bacteria in it. Seriously, how many cases of dangerous bacterial infections have there been from eating completely raw fish. Especially those caught and prepared in the just WONDERFUL sanitation in the Asian fish farms and places where the sushi is prepared.

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    1. Re:here's the real health hazard by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      it's fine as long as you don't let bacteria breed. that means clean working conditions, cold rooms, time limits on how long the sushi can sit out there.

      i'd lay money most cases of illness come from greedy managers putting yesterdays sushi out today, NOT from the fish farms.

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    2. Re:here's the real health hazard by oheso · · Score: 1

      If the sushi is prepared in the fish farm, you're doing it wrong. Sushi is prepared by the chef behind the counter.

    3. Re:here's the real health hazard by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      So you'd eat a fully cooked steak that has sat out at room temp all night?

      I've eaten raw or undercooked meat (fish and beef) my entire life. The only cases of food poisoning I have ever had have been from: pizza, bacon and a hot dog.

      I love a rare steak. I also love sushi and sashimi. I've eaten raw tuna on a fishing boat that was still warm. The reason people are so used to fully cooking their meat is because of poor standards at meat factories, you HAVE to in some cases or you will get sick (factory chicken).

      Properly raised and slaughtered meat of any sort is perfectly fine to eat less than well done, or even raw. Even chicken and pork.

    4. Re:here's the real health hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd say it's not just poor standards in meat factories, but also just the sheep amount of time between slaughter and when we consume meat. Once you factor in the shipping, sitting somewhere in a supermarket, and then our own fridge time, pathogens have had way too much time to get a foothold. So even if our ,eat factories were as clean as reasonably possible, we'd still have to cook most meat like chicken or pork. Just thought I'd add that to your otherwise well thought out comment.

    5. Re:here's the real health hazard by slim · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that beef has to hang for some time before it's ready to cook - enzymes and microorganisms are tenderizing the meat for us.

  34. Never again in the US by oheso · · Score: 1, Informative

    Last time I had sushi in the US (and it wasn't my idea, definitely) I got very seriously ill. That's never happened to me in Japan. I'm not saying I've never had one thing served me and called another in Japan (frankly, I'd hardly know apart from the varieties of tuna), but at least the chefs are trained well enough (and the people inculturated enough to know what's up and down) not to make me sick.

    1. Re:Never again in the US by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Then again, if you ever tasted a “bratwurst” in Japan... smelling of fish products, ten miles against the wind... :D

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    2. Re:Never again in the US by oheso · · Score: 1

      You're just reinforcing my point ...

    3. Re:Never again in the US by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The pizza parlor that "does sushi on the side" to have an enormous menu isn't going to be any good. Also, "all you can eat sushi buffet" probably isn't that great, either.

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  35. Had this happen to me once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This occurred to me once. I had noticed that the tuna was a little bit different, still ate it. A few hours later, I was running to the toilet. Felt fine, just couldn't stray further than about 10 metres from the toilet. Lasted about 36 hours. It's called oilfish in this part of the world.

    Awful experience - if you ever think it is not tuna - complain, preferably to the restaurant and the local health authority.

  36. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So fraud and shit happens in the US. We knew that.
    What about the rest of the world where we actually have food standards?

  37. Euphemism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "White tuna" is a euphemism that's used here and elsewhere for escolar. There's no such thing as "white tuna" outside of this peculiar label. It's sort of like how they usually call it mahi mahi instead of dolphinfish, because people are too damn stupid to understand that dolphinfish is not the same as eating Flipper the Friendly Dolphin. If you're fool enough to eat something without knowing what it is, or fool enough to eat escolar in the first place, then you deserve everything you get.

  38. slashdot reported?? by j_166 · · Score: 1

    "Slashdot also reported study on mislabeling in 2008"

    If by "reported" you actually mean "linked to an article in the NY Times which reported on".

    1. Re:slashdot reported?? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Report, a statement or announcement. Doesn't have to be original!

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  39. Must be from the anti-tuna fishing lobby. by nickh01uk · · Score: 1

    Tune tastes nice and Escolar is served in fine french restaurants here.

  40. raw shrimp by t3chn0n3rd · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the scientist think about raw shrimp. I like it though. I went to my local japanese restaurant and had raw shrimp and rice. The japanese word is EBI for shrimp. It is pretty good.

  41. Thats why I pay more in Texas by domenic+v1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly why i don't trust the cheaper sushi places in Texas...Yes i said Sushi and Texas in the same sentence.

    Being born and raised in Hawaii, you are fed almost anything and everything out of the ocean, cooked or raw. Once example is Ahi Poke. Raw tuna marinated. It is freaking delicious! Ask any local in Hawaii and that food is as staple as corn in the midwest. Seafood can be caught/bought fresh daily in Hawaii. So even the cheaper sushi places in Hawaii have awesome sushi that doesn't get you sick. I never got sick once eating sushi in Hawaii. The fish you see on the menu is the fish you eat on your plate, no substitutions (except for maybe a few imitation crab items). And the prices are also cheaper since the fish is caught locally.

    Here in Texas, you need to go to a fine-dining seafood restaurant to get the same quality sushi as a regular mom and pop sushi restaurant in Hawaii. ($35 2-roll sushi plate in Texas vs $15 sushi PLATTER in Hawaii). The finer dining establishments in Texas have their fish flown in overnight frozen and prepare it the same day it arrives, it never sits after the fish is delivered. It is setup and prepped for the days meals once it arrives in the morning. I've had the unfortunate privilege of eating at a cheaper sushi place years ago when I first moved to Texas; this was my first sushi experience in Texas. Never again will I ever eat at another cheap sushi establishment here. The sushi was dry, tasted like crap, and even looked cheap. It was a bad experience for me that night when i got home. Now I just stick to the higher price and eat sushi ad finer dining sushi restaurants and go home with a settled stomach and a smile on my face, rather than sit on the porcelain throne all night.

    1. Re:Thats why I pay more in Texas by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      It's even worse in places like Florida - a vast majority of "Asian" restaurants advertise sushi and Thai food on their front window.

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    2. Re:Thats why I pay more in Texas by photon317 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're in the wrong part of Texas? I've been eating good sushi in Houston for years. Quantifying "good" is hard I guess. I've never been to Japan, but I do make quarterly trips to the SF Bay area, and "good" sushi there is rarely better than good sushi here in Houston.

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  42. Please, no. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    PLoS charges scientists to get published. A big part of what caused the economic collapse is that rating agencies started to hand out AAA ratings to securities that didn't deserve them, and they did this because the issuers of these securities were paying the rating agencies. This PLoS ONE's business model is the same thing. PLoS ONE receives more money when it publishes more articles.

    Doesn't this just scream CONFLICT OF INTEREST to anyone else?

    Please, I'll take Science and Nature any day.

    1. Re:Please, no. by aflag · · Score: 1

      I think science should be published on the web for anyone to see. You could pay a fee to have an institution you respect picking good articles and indicating to you. That's a service for article consumers to pay for, not the scientists. That way you pay for a listing of articles, not for the articles themselves.

    2. Re:Please, no. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      You realize that's precisely what these publications are already, right? If you want raw research, look at faculty webpages. Journals select a subset of this research and present it to interested readers, and charge for the service. You already have what you advocate.

    3. Re:Please, no. by ahankinson · · Score: 1

      I mean, you could have entire institutions, with professionals in charge of selecting, cataloguing and organizing all sorts of books and journals, making them available for a community of people. There would be a nominal fee, or they could be funded by local governments or as a part of a university. The could operate on some sort of borrowing system: You go, get a book, read it and then bring it back! Or they could even work with electronic journals, paying subscription fees for their clients so that you can have access to all the information you need.

      If only there were some sort of organization like that on every university campus and in most cities and towns in the western world. It would be amazing!

    4. Re:Please, no. by aflag · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that's entirely true. A lot of papers are done for the journals, as opposed to be done for the people. Perhaps I wasn't too clear, but I don't like the notion of scientific papers that you can access only by paying fees to a journal, instead of directly from the researchers. What do you call raw research? Most universities webpages I've gone to don't have too many articles about the research they do there -- if any article at all. Professors webpages often have only the name of their articles and a link to some conference (which requires you to pay a fee to register or download the thing). I have been interested in papers that I knew about the existence, but I could only read the abstract at ACM. When that happens I contact the author, sometimes they send me the article through email, sometimes they don't -- I don't think they even can do it sometimes. That's the sort thing that doesn't feel right to me. Bottom line is: scientists report to journals and conferences, I'd like them to report to all the people. Specially because so much of the research is directly or indirectly paid for by tax payers. Well, at least in Brazil that's how it works, perhaps I'm talking nonsense to an american. But I still think the idea of distributing the articles for free is a good one.

    5. Re:Please, no. by aflag · · Score: 1

      If only you could find those same articles in the authors web site... I bet it would be even more amazing!

    6. Re:Please, no. by winwar · · Score: 1

      "PLoS ONE receives more money when it publishes more articles. Doesn't this just scream CONFLICT OF INTEREST to anyone else?"

      As compared to what? Publishing costs money. You fund this in various ways including ads and charging authors fees. Higly regarded peer reviewed publications do both. Yes, that means that the authors PAID to publish that paper in that peer reviewed journal.

      But I'm sure if you would like to pick up the tab the journals would stop charging fees. Of course, you might want to consider how many more (bad) papers you might get if there were no fees to discourage submission. I'm sure you wouldn't mind providing some of your time to weed out the bad papers either.....

      Welcome to reality. Please feel free to stay and learn some facts.

      "Please, I'll take Science and Nature any day."

      Plenty of people have noted that if it is in Nature and Science, it must be wrong. They are all about cutting edge and controversial. In other words, I would consider them to be written conference presentations rather than peer reviewed journal publications. A first look at the data if you will.

    7. Re:Please, no. by pilot1 · · Score: 1

      We offer a complete or partial fee waiver for authors who do not have funds to cover publication fees. Editors and reviewers have no access to payment information, and hence inability to pay will not influence the decision to publish a paper.

      Of course, they could avoid the problem entirely by charging for paper submission rather than publication.

  43. Butterfish is Tasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I don't approve of unscrupulous restaurants calling escolar "white tuna", as it's clearly not tuna, escolar can be had at sushi restaurants here in Canada and is commonly called "butterfish". It's quite tasty, and I suffered no ill effects as I ate only a few pieces.

    The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (http://www.inspection.gc.ca/english/fssa/concen/specif/escoe.shtml) doesn't recommend eating a lot of it, and suggests that it be consumed cooked, but I thought it worked well as sashimi, with an excellent texture and flavour.

  44. Well That Explains... by JBG667 · · Score: 1

    ...the oily farts.

    One time I went to an all-you-can eat Sushi restaurant and ate a bunch of 'White Tuna'... Later that day I took a dump... and noticed oily stuff in the toiled. Ended up farting oil for next two days. Felt like Exxon Valdez.

    Bastards.

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  45. Dogs Breakfast LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dog's Breakfast, what does that mean? Is it good? My dog only begs for good stuff, he never asks for my broccoli. So Dogs Breakfast must be good. Don't know since I have never heard of it except from Mr Language Nazi - who seems to speak for "the rest of the world". And Sir, Your welcome. Language bigot.

  46. Escolar is sold widely in the US by mutualrecursion · · Score: 1

    It probably makes for a better story to say it's a "toxic fish banned in Italy and Japan", but Escolar is sold widely in quality food markets in the US. Our local quality supermarket (Market of Choice in Oregon--an awesome chain) used to carry it in volume and maybe still does. I recall my wife informed them of the symptoms. She found out the fish was the cause from the Escolar Wikipedia page, by the way.

    In any case, "toxic" is a misleading, even if technically it's true (I don't know the scientific def of the term). It's a fish that's sold in many countries, it does not cause permanent damage despite the disturbing symptoms, and if I recall correctly few people experience these symptoms and not when consumed in moderation.

    1. Re:Escolar is sold widely in the US by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      Escolar is the most delicious fish I have ever eaten. A commonly cited guideline is to not consume more than 8 oz.

      Plus, it's REALLY fun to eat some before you know about it, realize it's the best freaking thing ever and go Google it to learn more and come across page after page of people in a panic about the mess. My wife and I kept extra towels around for three days when that happened, but we didn't have any olestra moments.

      Telling a relative that story, he confessed that he once DID have an olestra moment... but not from escolar. His was caused by overeating salmon. So I guess salmon is toxic, too.

  47. Sure! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Let’s go back to burgers, fries, cola and sweets then... ^^
    Just as bad, but at least it tastes great! ;)

    I have long given up the expectation that “everything, where I don’t know otherwise, is healthy”. It just comes down to if it’s worth it.
    If I live only 30 years, but have lived more than some “healthy” (well, only in his dreams, if he’s not literally planting it himself and eating it all-raw) 100 year old, it was damn worth it! ^^

    Luckily, I have found that nowadays, I get nauseous and squirrely from sweets and saturated fats. Then 15 minutes later, I’m hungry as hell again. So to me, those things actually have worse memories associated with them. And since I’m a good cook and know that a big part of the secret of great taste is freshness... which happens to also be a big part of the secret of what is healthy food... I have no trouble making all stuff taste really great. :)

    Except for sushi. I hate sushi with a passion. ^^

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  48. It's a strange day... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a strange day on /. when tubgirl is on topic...

    1. Re:It's a strange day... by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      It is a strange day on /. when tubgirl is on topic...

      Oh, if only that were true.

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  49. Hg by Orp · · Score: 1

    I'd worry more about mercury intake rather than eating the wrong kind of fish.

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    1. Re:Hg by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Can you get mercury exposure from passively eating the fish? From what I understood, Mercury is more dangerous when inhaled rather than ingested, so this could be a concern...

    2. Re:Hg by Orp · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you mean by "passively" eat - eating is eating.

      Fish have mercury in them, some more than others, from pollution and the way the food chain works. Eating fish containing mercury can be dangerous if you eat too much.

      http://www.epa.gov/fishadvisories/advice/

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  50. Skip tuna altogether? by Fencepost · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've taken to pretty much completely skipping the tuna when I'm getting sushi - not because of concerns about which fish I'm getting, but because of mercury levels. Since commercial tuna are very large pinnacle fish, they tend to accumulate significant amounts of mercury - much higher than is found in smaller fish such as salmon. There's a nice little article about mercury levels in tuna sushi in NYC from early 2008: High Mercury Levels Are Found in Tuna Sushi (NYTimes January 23, 2008)

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  51. speaking of "mislabeling"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fraud in sushi is not new; Slashdot also reported study on mislabeling in 2008."
    Is there a slashdot report on the mislabeling of slashdot articles?

    If not, we can start by working backwards from this article.

    ps. I don't eat fish, but I eat sushi regularly.

  52. Screw Xenical! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it cannot metabolize the wax esters ... naturally found in its diet, which accumulates to give an oil content in the muscle meat of 18–21%. These wax esters may rapidly cause gastrointestinal symptoms following consumption; however, these effects are usually short lived.

    The gastrointestinal symptoms, called "keriorrhea", caused by these wax esters may include oily orange diarrhea, discharge, or leakage from the rectum that may smell of mineral oil. The discharge can stain clothing and occur without warning 30 minutes to 36 hours after consuming the fish. The oil may pool in the rectum and cause frequent urges for bowel movements due to its lubricant qualities and may be accidentally discharged by the passing of gas. Symptoms may occur over a period of one or more days. Other symptoms may include stomach cramps, loose bowel movements, diarrhea, headaches, nausea, and vomiting.

    (from Wikipedia)

    Sounds like the obese should just skip the Xenical and help themselves to escolar sushi... which one's the cheaper cause of anal leakage?

  53. Escolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait. Escolar is toxic? Here in Louisiana it's a featured menu item at sushi bars. It's delicious. And if you can't tell the difference between tuna and escolar you really have a problem.

  54. Easy by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

    A dollar is that which I can exchange for 51.53 fluid ounces of crude oil.

  55. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow Sashimi is really familiar sounding. I gotta make sure not to eat any.

    But don't distrust a really nice local family-owned sushi place.

    I'm not a fan of fish and I've eaten straight raw meat sushi without any rice or anything.

    It didn't have any odor and tasted completely of marinade. It was cut into little pink ribbons and was partially frozen.

    Each bite was crisp and reminded me quite honestly of slices of ice-cream. It wasn't gross at all though, and each piece was easy to bite through: not at all like I expected.

    It was intensely seasoned with marinade. The flavor was an authentic ginger taste, which is apparently very popular in Asia.

    It wasn't disgusting at all and didn't give me any stomach problems.

    I recommend just checking it out at a nice FAMILY-OWNED establishment. You should order a nice imported asian beer like Sapporo or Kirin with your food and remember: it's the wasabi that's terrible.

    You may not care for the intense authentic flavor, but you really should experience it just to see what it's like. You may find a meat one like I tried to be less odd than a California roll.

  56. Fire is good, but cold works just as well by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the Sushi Faq:

    The only concern any inspectors have is referred to as the parasite destruction guarantee, which is accomplished by 'freezing and storing seafood at -4F (-20C) or below for 7 days (total time), or freezing at -31F (-35C) or below until solid and storing at -31F (-35C) or below for 15 hours, or freezing at -31F (-35C) or below until solid and storing at -4F (-20C) or below for 24 hours' which is sufficient to kill parasites.

    However be warned:

    I have spoken with many in the seafood industry who supply ‘sushi grade’ fish for sushi and sashimi served at restaurants and they all give me the same answer they do not know of any regulations from either the FDA or any other agencies regarding 'sushi grade' seafood, which is why suppliers have set up their own micro and chemical parameters for their products.

    So the FDA does say there is a level of frozen prep that will guarantee parasite death, but it isn't a requirement like USDA beef grades.

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  57. If you knowingly eat uncooked fish and fall ill... by dirkdodgers · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...you deserve it.

    Cook, cure, smoke, or dry.

    Welcome to 1000 years ago. At least. Seriously.

    I don't know what else to say.

  58. Umm yeah and that piece of chicken... by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    May not be chicken at all, it could be that other, other white meat... Not to state the obvious but stick to well known, well reviewed and well audited places. Fortunately living in SF Bay Area its easy to get good sushi. And yeah some people skip tuna all together unless the place specifies younger fish that has no mercury (that tends to accumulate in tuna and other fish with age).

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    1. Re:Umm yeah and that piece of chicken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sushi in the bay area is mediocre at best, except for the sea urchin. People there just aren't experienced with good sushi and happily accept crap rice, or pre-cut frozen eel reheated in a toaster oven, for instance. Or improperly cut fish like "toro" with stringy bits in it. There is just no incentive or competition for the restaurants. I can't even eat it there anymore and only have sushi once a year or two when I go to Yasuda in NYC. My theory is the clientele is more sophisticated in NYC and the prices are higher so they can outbid pretty much every other place in the country for the best fish.

      Oh, but everyone insists their favorite place in the bay area is "great" or whatever. They just don't know any better.

  59. Actually NO by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    This page is NOT authoritative, it is based on mis-information, the same crap I
    complained about in my original response. Here is a non-automobile example:

    We are UN peacekeepers under fire from insurgents. YOU are running low on ammunition,
    so you yell , "I need ammo!!!", and all you get is the US centric .223 ammo sent your way,
    when you actually need the NATO ammo your gun uses. See the difference?

    You are dead, and not because of raw fish.

    Got it?

    1. Re:Actually NO by mwvdlee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So it's like going to the zoo, asking to see an ass and then having the zookeeper pull down his pants for you?

      Would it really have been THAT difficult for the UN peacekeeper to just yell "I need M830's!!!" so he could actually get the armor he needed?

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    2. Re:Actually NO by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Happily, NATO is the higher standard, so your gun will fire it safely. It doens't work the other way (5.56 NATO has higher pressure than .223 Remington).

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  60. Good lord, I thought nerds were pro-sushi by coryking · · Score: 0, Troll

    But obviously not on Slashdot. Heavens no! That would be to "mainstream" and not hyper-jaded.

    On Slashdot, you are against Mice, Camera Phones, Color Monitors, mass distributed virtual server networks (aka cloud computing), HTML that includes images, any font besides times new roman, any system that uses more than a 32-bit address bus, any binary that is more than 30kb, any programming language that isn't C, any innovation that wasn't included in the original Unics systems, and now I guess raw fish too.

    Good lord. I thought this site was for tech-loving nerds but Slashdot is increasingly a cave for modern-day Luddites to hide in.

    Raw Tuna is good. Very good. So is pretty much all those other things some of you Luddites whine about. If you don't like them because it might make you "mainstream" or might go against some stupid "principle" you have, you are seriously missing out. But to not enjoy is your loss and your loss alone. Not mine and certainly not societies either.

    Spicy Tuna Rolls. Yum.

    1. Re:Good lord, I thought nerds were pro-sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Times New Roman is so passe. Fixed width sans serif is where it's at.

  61. Damn... by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

    Just a bit too late. I live in Denver, and ate sushi last night... Hey, what's this orange oily spot on my chair?

    1. Re:Damn... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      You should have gone for the Rocky Mountain oysters instead.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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  62. Sushi is no place to be pinching pennies by SlashSim · · Score: 1

    Discount sushi is a false economy.

    That said, the very finest sushi place I've been to is not expensive.

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    1. Re:Sushi is no place to be pinching pennies by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Indeed, you are right. After a good serving of Escolar sushi, you will be pinching something else...

  63. Re:Safer than bukaki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what SHE said.

  64. Sushi suppliers - Moonies by alfredo · · Score: 1

    I do believe that the Moonies control much of the sushi and seafood market. I stopped eating sushi when I found out it was making Rev Moon even richer.

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    1. Re:Sushi suppliers - Moonies by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Yup. It was on /. before, I Swear, but I can't find a link to it. Lots of links to other discussions of it, but I couldn't find a link to the /. story on it. Would be interesting to cross-reference the restaurants where they found good/bad fish and which ones are supplied by the Moonies.

    2. Re:Sushi suppliers - Moonies by alfredo · · Score: 1

      Find the suppliers, then see if they are linked to the Unification Church. They're the ones supplying the bad fish to the restaurants. The staff may not know the difference between one slab of flesh from another.

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  65. extinction? by skander · · Score: 1

    OMG FISH ARE GOING EXTINCT?

    what a surprise, we've never heard of this before... *cough*

  66. Don't eat if you don't understand nature by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    That is why I don't eat any type of steak.

  67. Mmmm, escolar... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Try it, it's great stuff. Just keep your portions under 4 oz and you should be fine; an order of sushi or sashimi isn't going to be a problem for most people.

  68. Technically... they got it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sashimi is raw fish, but raw fish is not sashimi. Sashimi is when you serve the raw fish in plain slices. If the fish is served with rice, then it is sushi. The summary mentions "tuna sushi" several times, and the article also specifies as such.

    FTA (emphasis mine):

    Sample Collection

    We collected samples between 5 June and 31 December 2008 from sushi restaurants in New York City, New York, and Denver, Colorado. Whenever bluefin or a tuna species was included in a menu, it was purchased. Otherwise, at most places we attempted to purchase both regular tuna (the muscle cuts described in Japanese as akami), and fatty tuna (toro) when available. When the menu listing was ambiguous as to the species of tuna being sold, the wait staff or chef were asked clarify “what kind of tuna” was being served and if the reply was not a valid name, the question was reiterated as “what species of tuna.” Prior to 14 June 2008, we assumed that all sushi sold as “white tuna” was albacore, so staff were not asked to clarify the species. When the cost was not prohibitive and it was offered, sashimi (a slice of fish with no rice or wasabi) was purchased instead of nigiri sushi to reduce potential contamination due to handling.

    So yes, we are talking about sushi, and since it is just the raw fish part that is of concern, we are implicitly talking about sashimi too.

    1. Re:Technically... they got it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, you people and this thread are annoying. Go write a manual on the most efficient ways to kill yourselves. Thanks.

  69. large floating nets out at sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how do you think salmon are bred.

  70. Mythbusting Colorado's Fish Freshness by Tom+Christiansen · · Score: 1

    > Considering that Colorado is surrounded by land on all sides and New York is
    > about as far away as possible from the pacific ocean (while staying in the US)
    > i'm not surprised the tuna sushi you get there is a bit off.

    Nonsense! The distance from wharf to table is the same as the distance
    from wharf to major airline hub to table. Denver is United's main hub.
    That means everything is as fresh as the airport is distant--very close.
    Any quality restaurant gets its fish flown in daily.

    Regard:

    Sushi Den; Denver CO

    How does Sushi Den get such fresh fish?

    One of the most important ingredients of sushi making is getting the
    freshest fish available. In Colorado, as a land locked state, many
    sushi bars do not have easy access directly to the fish market. We are
    one of the very first sushi bars in the United States to purchase
    directly from the fish market in Japan. At Sushi Den, Koichi, our
    youngest brother, is stationed at one of the largest fish markets,
    Nagahama Fish Market, located in our home prefecture in the
    southern-most island, called Kyushu Island. At 4:00 AM, he carefully
    hand selects the freshest fish just unloaded from the boat, then within
    a few hours, the fish speeds its way to Denver, arriving within 24
    hours. Toshi also goes to the local fish market at 7:00 AM in Denver 6
    days a week, where he painstakingly handpicks the freshest fish
    available just for that day. We also source many exotic fish from
    Alaska, Seattle, Boston, Hawaii, Florida as well as from Philippines,
    Canada, Mexico, and Spain.

    http://www.sushiden.net/faq.html#faq7

    Hapa Sushi; Boulder & Denver CO

    "We owe our awards to our loyal customers, who have come to Hapa since
    we opened 10 years ago," says owner Mark Van Grack. "We believe we have
    the freshest sushi in town -- most of the tuna is flown in from Hawaii.

    http://bouldercountygold.com/2009/eats-drinks-entertainment/best-sushi-hapa-sushi/
    http://www.franchise.hapasushi.com/

    Sushi Tora; Boulder CO

    We get fresh fish flown in daily including fish from Tsukiji Market in
    Tokyo every Wednesday.

    http://sushitora.net/bouldersushi.html

    Jax Fish House; Boulder CO

    Jax famous Raw Bar features a variety of fresh oysters, clams, chilled
    crabs and lobsters, all flown in daily.

    http://www.jaxfishhouseboulder.com/Portals/0/Jax%20Fish%20House%20Boulder%20Press%20Kit.pdf
    http://www.jaxfishhouseboulder.com/Menus/DinnerMenu/tabid/62/Default.aspx

    Flagstaff House; Boulder CO

    Mark's menu changes daily to take advantage of the freshest seasonal
    ingredients including fresh fish flown in daily, locally g

  71. Fresh sushi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the American Museum of Natural History is involved, then yes, that sushi may just be a wee bit past its expiration date.

  72. Chinese restaurant owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the fact that many "Japanese" restaurants are in fact owned by Chinese people it's not really surprising. Japanese meals have a higher retail price so they betray their customers, pretending they're Japanese (most people don't have a clue), usually have never eaten real sushis in their life and make some crap people will buy, thinking they're eating stuff similar to that found in Tokyo.
    Chinese friends themselves tell me that a Chinese will do anything for money, even if that includes deceiving customers or fraud.
    If you want to eat real sushi, go to a Japanese restaurant, if you hear them speaking in Chinese between them they get the hell out, it's a Chinese restaurant !

  73. Sushi Den by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    Sushi Den in Denver flies fresh fish in daily from Japan.

  74. Two points... by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Sushi, and other words, are defined by how people use them. And in the US that means rice and raw fish wrapped in seaweed for 99% of the population. Then english language, unlike C, does not have an ansi standard. It's all fluid.

    Two points:

    1. The "meaning is use" theory you're espousing here is not as simple as you make it. One of the ways people use words is to defer to experts on their precise use. The classic example is that, off the top of our heads, most of us cannot tell fool's gold apart from true gold, yet most of us will defer to somebody who knows better as to whether a given nugget is really gold or not. Likewise, most of us will defer to an expert in Japanese cuisine on what is "sushi" and what is "sashimi."
    2. However, the biggest problem, and one which you're missing, is that the raw pieces of fish used in sushi are not actually called sashimi by the Japanese. Sashimi is a different way of serving the (some of) the same ingredients, involving no rice; additionally, sashimi is commonly eaten at homes, whereas sushi is restaurant food. People who affect to calling the piece of fish in the sushi sashimi in English are, under the terms of my first point, pretending they have expertise about Japanese language and cuisine that they actually don't.
  75. About Escolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who works at a restaurant that serves raw escolar on a regular basis: labeling it as toxic is a load of BS. Just because some people have a reaction to it that is less than favorable is the same as labeling wheat gluten toxic. Yes, some people do not have the stomach to handle certain foods. These people should make their servers aware of dietary issues that they have.

    Regarding restaurants that serve fish that is mislabeled: There is a relationship to quality of food and how much you pay for what you eat. If you are a sushi restaurant that has a $10 all you can eat maki roll buffet...perhaps you shouldn't expect to get anything that isn't random net catch.

  76. Misleading, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this article more about tuna and less about sushi?

  77. I can't speak to raw escolar, but... by silverspell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years ago, I ordered an escolar entree on a whim from an upscale seafood restaurant. I'd never heard of it and asked the waitress what it was, and she spoke highly of it, so I figured, what the hell. It turned out to be one of the most delicious pieces of fish I've ever had: moist, succulent, and rich.

    It also very nearly made me shit my pants, about 2-3 hours later, when I was driving home and had nowhere to stop. (Once I did get to a toilet, the results were distinctive, to say the least.) I generally have a very strong stomach, and if this fish did that to me, I can't imagine what it would do to someone who had IBS or something comparable.

    I don't think the fish should be banned, and calling it "toxic" seems strong. But I do think it's totally irresponsible of a restaurant to serve something like that without informing their customers, and serving it under a potentially deceptive name is even worse). In my case, the waitress didn't utter a peep about any possible ill effects, though maybe she just didn't know.

    1. Re:I can't speak to raw escolar, but... by daveime · · Score: 1

      News at 11 ... eating oily fish gives you oily shits.

      FFS, does no one have any common sense anymore, and has to be "informed" of every conceiveable eventuality ?

    2. Re:I can't speak to raw escolar, but... by The+Barking+Dog · · Score: 1

      I had a similar, though better informed, experience with escolar. My wife and I were planning on having a nice anniversary dinner at an upscale restaurant in Austin, TX. Escolar was on their online menu, and I read up on it. The Wikipedia article is very precise in its description of its symptoms, and that it's banned in other countries. I thought, bah, it can't really do that to you...can it? It was one of two options on their prixe fixe menu, and I can cook a good steak myself, so it's what I ordered. After dinner, we walked a couple blocks over to a bar off 6th Street. As the lady at the door was going to take our cover charge, I suddenly felt like my bowels were going to violently void themselves. We ducked out of line and hurried back to the hotel. I made it just in time, and had one of the most unpleasant experiences I've ever had on a toilet. The symptom descriptions were very accurate.

    3. Re:I can't speak to raw escolar, but... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      News at 11 ... eating oily fish gives you oily shits.

      FFS, does no one have any common sense anymore, and has to be "informed" of every conceiveable eventuality ?

      That's just flat out stupid. Eating most oily fish (or oily anything) WILL NOT give you oily shits (unless you're on Orlistat), because the oil gets absorbed just like any other nutrient.

      Escolar does, because the fat in it is indigestible and passes straight through you unlike other oils, so yes, it would be pretty nice to be informed that it's one of the only handful of fish that will cause effects dramatically different from everything else.

  78. that's nothing .... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... just use napkins, to not mess up the chair next time...

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  79. no more "toxic" than Olestra by jipn4 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The fish contains indigestible fats; as such, it has about the same effect as eating large amounts of Olestra: it's laxative and leads to oily "leakage".

    "The US FDA has warned consumers about potential mislabeling of oilfish [same thing applies to Escolar], but has concluded that any laxative side effects that occur are uncomfortable at worst and pose no health risk."

  80. fugu by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I had fugu a couple times in Japan and it was never expensive. Once was at a fugu restaurant in Osaka -- they had a very large menu of fugu served various ways and while you could easily spend $100 or so on a meal, I was able to get an appetizer serving of raw fugu slices and a small personal grill to cook it on for about 1200 yen (like $12). Another time I bought a large plate of fugu sashimi at a department store in Shinjuku, it was about 1000 yen. I'm sure there are places in Japan to spend much more on fugu (or any other dish), but the idea that fugu is this expensive and difficult to find delicacy is not really correct anymore.

  81. Let's apply losertarian logic to this by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    Why not let the restaurant industry regulate itself and let the market decide? Sure worked great when we tried it with the banks, didn't it?

  82. Not all restaurants are like this by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Yes, NYC is known for finding new ways to scam people, as per we all know to be true, however, being an avid sushi fan AND also having traveled countless cities across north america , I can safely say, this is not the norm.
    The findings are inconclusive, they need to be atleast 5 sushi places per city, and about 100 cities in the study to have a proper account for what goes on.
    Don't rely on NYC to tell you what the rest of the country is doing, please!
    I live in Montreal, where are laws are way stricter then anything in the US, and I have to tell you, it is almost impossible
    for them to pass one fish off as another, because they have fines for that too here, and they have
    random spot checks, so they never know who they are serving.
    There is also a 3 time penalty, after the 3rd time you are shut down for good.

    So is every city as diligent as ours, not quite, but I am sure I would not say all of north america is the same as my city either, so why compare it to the few restaurants you polled in NYC???
    That is like saying because a prostitute charges 50$ for a BJ in Winnipeg, that all prostitutes ( even in NYC ) should only charge
    50$,....we all know that ain't happening!

    ps- sorry for the comparison to the prostitutes, I had just read that book "The Price" by McNellan, and I had her in mind.

  83. Sandwiches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, this read to me as, 'Sandwiches may be dangerous to your health, if the people making the sandwiches put poisonous ingredients on them.'

    I understand why they didn't use the word sashimi, but I still think they should have.

  84. Magic by jDeepbeep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because that's just what any employer wants to hear, more details about their employees' bowel movements!

    I've found there are two magic words, that when said together, sequentially, cause the listener to not care any further why you are going to not make it in to the office today.

    Word 1: Explosive
    Word 2: Diarrhea

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  85. Tuna by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    It is commonly marketed as white tuna as is albacore sometimes (almost all super white tuna is butterfish). Look for tuna labeled albacore tuna as apposed to being labeled white tuna to avoid butter fish. That being said, Japan labels it as poisonous due to its side effects when its over eaten or improperly prepared (must process to remove the excess oil or simply grill it)...the USDA said its not poisonous since it won't kill you. It can however make you fart orange oily diarrhea , and give you headaches and nausea...so personally I think it should be banned in the USA too, or at least make them label it as butter fish and not tuna.

  86. This needs a new tag.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orange and yellow "droplets"???????

    How about, "Ewwwwwwwwwwww"

  87. Mislabled fish by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I saw investigative news report a couple of years ago (CBC), and one of the things they identified by mislabeled fish, possibly on purpose from Chinese import.

    All the places tested were sushi restaurants. When confronted, the would produce the package of frozen fish which would say Tuna or whatever, however when tested would contain some cheaper fish. The store owners were pretty much to be found to be complacent (ie. it says tuna on the package, and that was enough for them), or uncaring as to what the sold, or really not knowing enough about what they are doing to really be able to tell the difference anyway. Likely the imported fish from China was cheaper than say other more reputable sources. Anyway from the story, this seemed VERY common, or at least it was portrayed that way anyway.

  88. The fundamental rule of good sushi by Bobtree · · Score: 1

    is to always ask the chef! A good chef has hand picked the ingredients, knows their suppliers, and will make superior recommendations because they know what is freshest. This is also why you should prefer to sit at the bar.

    I strongly recommend reading "The Zen of Fish: The Story of Sushi, from Samurai to Supermarket" by Trevor Corson.

    My local sushi joint closed this summer due to the down economy after a great 5 years. I was their best customer. I'm still in mourning (or withdrawal).

  89. But... by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    I'm a hazardous, fraudulent and endangered species which is not sushi, you insensitive clod!

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  90. Fish prions by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    [Fish farming] "requires huge amounts of wild fish to be caught, mulched and processed to be fed back to the "desirable" fish species that is being farmed."

    Fish have prions. Using fish as a feedstock for other fish could lead to prion diseases -- "mad fish".

    This article --
    Farmed Fish May Pose Risk For Mad Cow Disease
    -- concerns the possible risk of prion transmission from rendered cows to farmed fish. It stands to reason that if prions can jump from rendered cows to farmed fish (which isn't proven -- the above article is speculative), then feeding fish to fish also poses a risk of prion transmission.

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  91. ...because those folks are full of it. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Why exactly do you think that, if you've studied language, you must necessarily give up on linguistic prescriptivism?

    Because you realize that, almost without exception, prescriptivists are full of shit, and trying to solve "problems" that don't exist with solutions that make no damn sense. You learn pretty quick that these folks don't know what the hell they're talking about and are constantly making up inane rules that they don't ever follow, and demanding that you do. You also realize that it all comes down to them trying to impose their idiosyncratic, unfounded taste as the rule.

    Then you study some sociolinguistics, and you realize that it's just some folks trying to construct a style to distinguish themselves socially from other folks they look down on.

    This is the same problem I have with the more glib moral relativists - I accept that there is no "objective" standard, but that doesn't mean that I can't make prescriptive statements, it just means they're backed up by me, as opposed to nature or God.

    Are you really ready to back up your prescriptive statements about English usage, using modern linguistics? That would be quite an exceptional character.

    1. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      Because you realize that, almost without exception, prescriptivists are full of shit, and trying to solve "problems" that don't exist with solutions that make no damn sense . . . Then you study some sociolinguistics, and you realize that it's just some folks trying to construct a style to distinguish themselves socially from other folks they look down on.

      Um...so? I think I may be using "linguistic prescriptivism" in a slightly different, more general sense than you have in mind. People always try to distinguish themselves as social superiors, it's what we (including linguistically-educated people quick to jump in with cries of "there's no so thing as "correct" English usage! Language is fluid!") do. People also try to get others to share their views about art, music, and morality, and tend to like more those who do so. I fail to see what the problem with that is. The only difference is that the issue of morality has tended to get wrapped up with the power of the state, so views on that one have more consequences (not to say that issues of language and culture don't have significant sociological implications). In any case, if I find one form of the English language more aesthetically pleasing than another, why shouldn't I prefer that it become dominant?

      Are you really ready to back up your prescriptive statements about English usage, using modern linguistics?

      For the most part, no, because I am not a linguist by trade, and am only superficially familiar with the details of the science behind it. However, the gap between is and ought remains as wide as it ever was, and my reasons for preferring certain forms of English are mainly based on aesthetics and tribalism, not some imagined sense of the practical superiority of one form over another (with the vehement exception of the Oxford comma).

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    2. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I may be using "linguistic prescriptivism" in a slightly different, more general sense than you have in mind.

      Yes, and one completely disconnected from the actual practice of the thing.

      People always try to distinguish themselves as social superiors, it's what we (including linguistically-educated people quick to jump in with cries of "there's no so thing as "correct" English usage! Language is fluid!") do. People also try to get others to share their views about art, music, and morality, and tend to like more those who do so. I fail to see what the problem with that is. The only difference is that the issue of morality has tended to get wrapped up with the power of the state, so views on that one have more consequences (not to say that issues of language and culture don't have significant sociological implications).

      No, there are more differences here. In your comparison here, language falls somewhere in between art/music and morality. People are far, far more likely to assume a gustibus non disputandum attitude about art and music than about language. If you don't like a certain form of music, you might get called tasteless or a philistine at worse. If you speak a non-standard dialect, on the other hand, you will have people say that you are illogical and mentally deficient, or even worse. Especially if dialect in question is AAVE; inner-city black children have been matter-of-factly said to not have language at all in some academic circles.

      In any case, if I find one form of the English language more aesthetically pleasing than another, why shouldn't I prefer that it become dominant?

      You can prefer all you want. The problem starts when you bully other, less educated people than yourself into bowing to your preferences as superior for spurious reasons--which is what actually happens in practice.

      However, the gap between is and ought remains as wide as it ever was, and my reasons for preferring certain forms of English are mainly based on aesthetics and tribalism, not some imagined sense of the practical superiority of one form over another (with the vehement exception of the Oxford comma).

      But you see, "cuz I say so" is a pretty bad reason to demand that other people talk and write in the way you say they should. It's one virtue is that it is at least honest--a typical prescriptivist will cover it up with piles and piles of bullshit about "logic" and "aesthetics" and "clarity" and "avoidance of ambiguity" and on and on and on.

    3. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      The problem starts when you bully other, less educated people than yourself into bowing to your preferences as superior for spurious reasons--which is what actually happens in practice.

      Are you criticizing my views here, or someone else's? I've plainly said that I don't think that my preferred form of English is a more efficient form of communication than, to use your example, AAVE, and I agree that it's ridiculous to claim otherwise without some pretty compelling evidence, of which there appears to be none. I dislike the implication, however, that I'm wrong to have negative feelings towards another form of English because its users are currently disadvantaged. Regardless of relative power relationships, I absolutely reserve the right to disapprove of cultural traditions or elements thereof I consider harmful. To continue with AAVE, I think that the cultural tradition with which I identify is superior in a number of ways to that usually associated with urban African-Americans. This does not mean I am myself necessarily better than any individual who does identify with that culture, or that African-Americans are somehow inherently inferior - all it means is that I think my culture is better. As such, I would prefer it if those currently identifying with urban African-American culture changed their behavioral and linguistic choices to something more compatible with my own. I don't think that constitutes bullying - I don't plan to use physical force or intimidation to make others conform to my preferences. However, there's a difference between tolerance and respect. I believe in the former, where it doesn't involve risk of physical or serious mental harm. I'll give the latter where I think it's deserved.

      But you see, "cuz I say so" is a pretty bad reason to demand that other people talk and write in the way you say they should.

      That may be so, but it's all we've got once mutual intelligibility is satisfied. And I wouldn't say I "demand" it - I might prefer it, and I might tell them so, but it's not as though I'm going to beat people up who fail to conform to my grammatical preferences. I just won't like them as much. Which isn't even to say I won't like them - it's just to say it will be an irritation.

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      Oxford education as phrased by the wolves.
    4. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by st0nes · · Score: 1

      with the vehement exception of the Oxford comma

      What's wrong with an Oxford comma?

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    5. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by Bobb9000 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you misunderstand me - the Oxford comma is one of the few points of English grammar that I absolutely believe are not merely aesthetically preferable, but practically superior. I seriously question the intellectual qualifications, nay, the very value as a human being of anyone who fails to use the Oxford comma.

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      Bobb9000 - raised by the wolves,
      Oxford education as phrased by the wolves.
    6. Re:...because those folks are full of it. by st0nes · · Score: 1

      In that case, Bob, I forgive you, and drink to your good health.

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  92. Butchering words is how languages grow and develop.

    You're thinking about language as a layperson does: conceptualizing it as a big bag of words, so that language change means change of the words in the bag.

    A linguist, on the other hand, thinks of language in terms of grammar: a set of implicit, shared rules for using sound to encode meaning. This involves rules for things like which sounds your language has, how those sounds may be combined into syllables, and how to form phrases and sentences out of words.

    A simple change in the inventory of words is the least interesting kind of language change; in fact, in the classic Comparative Method, those sorts of individual word changes are noise that one must discard in order to prove the historical relationships between languages. What is more interesting is the change of the grammar of a language; e.g., the change of a language's whole sound system , so that all of the words of the language are affected in an uniform manner.

  93. Toronto Star article from a couple of week ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the fish counter you may not get what you pay for

    Consumer, beware: When you're buying fish, you may not get what you pay for.

    In a cross-Canada investigation, fish sold as wild Pacific salmon turned out to be farmed Atlantic salmon. Sea bass was actually endangered Patagonian toothfish, marketed as Chilean sea bass, which is a different species. Cheaper skipjack was substituted for sushi grade tuna.

    Tilapia stood in for snapper and even white tuna. "Bluefish" from a Chinatown shop turned out to be a species of herring that's not even listed in the official database of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency.

    About a quarter of 500 fish samples turned out to be misidentified or mislabelled. They were genetically tested and matched using the world-famous Barcode of Life DNA database at the Biodiversity Institute of Ontario, University of Guelph.

  94. Invalid argument. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    In my culture people go to eat a "sushi restaurant" to go get "sushi" but then they order "sashimi". This would indicate that in the culture I live in sashimi is a subset of a boarder category of "sushi".

    Close to where I live and work there's a restaurant that specializes in Philly cheesesteaks; they also make burgers. My coworkers and I often go to get "cheesesteak," and inevitably one of us ends up getting a burger. Would this indicate that in the culture I live that burgers are a subset of a broader category of "Philly cheesesteak"? Oh, and there's this Turkish pizzeria where I usually get kebabs...

    Not that I'm trying to argue that Americans understand very clearly the difference between sushi and sashimi (they don't), but the argument you're making just doesn't follow. It's very common for a restaurant that specializes in one food item to offer a couple other ones that are considered distinct. For example, in some Latin American countries a panadería is literally a bread bakery, but these places typically also make sandwiches, coffee, toast and pastries, and very often also serve as cafeterias serving full lunch meals.

    1. Re:Invalid argument. by dintech · · Score: 1

      My coworkers and I often go to get "cheesesteak," and inevitably one of us ends up getting a burger.

      Sounds like someone needs to be a bit more decisive, not change their language around.

  95. ...the truck is "all brawn, all brain" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a valid self-referential statement, like: "Everything I say is a lie."

    In the case of the latter ("Everything I say is a lie.") it affirms that SOME things I say are lies, and this is one of them.

    In the case of the truck, it would simply indicate that it has few, or no, brains.

    The amount of brawn it has is indeterminate, however we already know that at least part of the claims are false.

  96. Excuse Me!?! by Ken+Erfourth · · Score: 1

    "Your lose."

    Oh, fer de Cry Eye! That's "You're lose"!

    Try and hold it together here, people!

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  97. Same with Spanish. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Which is why you can go to any Spanish speaking country and if you speak the language, you will be fine.

    There are many local variations for sure, but they all go to a common dictionary that is recognized by all countries.

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  98. Your definition of correction .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... is somehow undesirable.

    I prefer to use politics in order to promote change.

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