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"Loud Commercial" Legislation Proposed In US Congress

Hackajar writes "Have you ever caught yourself running for the volume control when a TV commercial comes on? Congresswoman Anna Eshoo (D-CA) has, and is submitting legislation that would require TV commercials in the US to stay at volume levels similar to the programming they are associated with. From the article: 'Right now, the government doesn't have much say in the volume of TV ads. It's been getting complaints ever since televisions began proliferating in the 1950s. But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'"

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  1. I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO. I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

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    1. Re:I'd much rather... by Dan667 · · Score: 2, Informative

      MythTV allows you to record programs and the commercials are automatically skipped without even needing a button press.

    2. Re:I'd much rather... by yurtinus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is technology I recall being advertised over a decade ago, I *think* by Philips.

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    3. Re:I'd much rather... by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My father's old rear projection TV was a Magnavox with Smart Sound. it wasn't perfect and you probably want to turn it off during movies, but it did a pretty good job.

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    4. Re:I'd much rather... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you'd rather have to pay more for your TV then to just force the networks to stop being assholes?

      If *you* want loud commercials, then turn your TV up louder. I'm tired of the networks jacking the commercial sound up, its bullshit and I shouldn't have to be responsible for fixing it. If I have the movie or TV show at 70 dB, I want the commercials at 70 dB as well.

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    5. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On principle, yes.

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    6. Re:I'd much rather... by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate loud commercials too, but this is just too much government IMHO

      Since Broadcasters (OTA/Cable/Fiber) all have to have FCC licenses, the government is already involved in the minutia of their business practices.

      Here's what the bill is asking broadcasters to follow:
      http://www.atsc.org/standards/a_85-2009.pdf

      It's 72 pages and I don't have the technical knowledge to understand it all anyways, but I think the original idea of "commercials cannot be louder than the program's average volume" is a pretty simple alternative to guidelines written by the industry.

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    7. Re:I'd much rather... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What principle? You, as a consumer, have no power in this. Every broadcaster does it, and even if some didn't, you can't "vote with your wallet" short of just not paying for TV. Regulation is good, especially in monopolistic situations

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    8. Re:I'd much rather... by selven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many modern TVs are running a full operating system anyway. I'm sure there's a way to hack them to make them do what you want.

    9. Re:I'd much rather... by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, the broadcasters do NOT turn up the level on the commercials, the producers of the commercials do so - the guys running the tranmission chain at the stations run the tapes at the standard levels

      It's the whole "Music loudness wars" all over - just for TV

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    10. Re:I'd much rather... by Ark42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From a technical aspect - How? And is it 100% correct in what it does and does not skip, or just 99% correct? I was not aware of any specific flag in streams that marks content vs commercial.

    11. Re:I'd much rather... by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...based on the settings *I* want, not what the government thinks is best for me.

      Wait, the goverment says to network or whoever "Hey, make the commercials the same volume as the program" and you are complaining that the government isn't allowing you a choice? They are the one in this case trying to protect your choice of volume level!

      And sorry, forcing everyone to buy a new TV for a feature when the government can implement for essentially free for everyone and at no real cost to any party involved is being technologically elitist and if you don't see how the corps just love your "solution" to death...

      I take care of an elderly parent, when the commercial starts blaring at a normal volume, it is very annoying, at their volume, it's painful.

    12. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this just an American problem? The UK has a very similar law in place, and has done so for decades.

    13. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Firstly, this is not a monopolistic situation, it is closer to an oligopoly.

      Secondly, regulation is only good if what it regulates has a more negative effect on the economy than the increased government expenditures (which translates into higher taxation). I cannot see that this is proven to be the case; what negative impacts do loud commercials have vs. introduction of new laws which must be enforced using resources that may have been used elsewhere?

      Just because you are 'tired of it' does not mean we should raise our taxes to appease you.

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    14. Re:I'd much rather... by multisync · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm tired of the networks jacking the commercial sound up

      I doubt very much it has anything to do with the networks.

      These "loud commercials" don't have their volume turned up per se; they have their dynamic range compressed (just like a Metallica CD), and the gain increased, making the lows as loud as the highs. This is likely done at the production stage.

      The same thing happens when you have your volume cranked up for a quiet scene that's suddenly interrupted by a loud noise, only in the case of these commercials, the whole thing is a "loud noise."

      Even if the TV station or cable company are careful to keep everything broadcast safe, it will sound unreasonably loud because *everything* is at peak level, unlike the program you were watching which had highs and lows and a lower average volume.

      I'm not sure how you could legislate this problem away.

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    15. Re:I'd much rather... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Funny

      No but the guy three doors down hears them and might buy something.

    16. Re:I'd much rather... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Using the same reasoning as the law in TFA: Ads are loud as fuck. Thus, any time it fails to skip an ad, it wasn't an obnoxiously loud ad to begin with, so your eardrums are likely intact. While you might say "What about loud bits of shows like explosions!?" no, they've got nothing on ads. I'd watch BSG, loud explosions, etc. Then it goes to ads. "MY LITTLE PONY" is screamed at a volume that absolutely dwarfs the loudest things in the show itself. It's been getting worse lately. Compression can't really make ads any louder than it already has, so the networks are actually turning the shows down more and more so you crank your TV and will get absolutely BLASTED by ads. I don't know why, its making it more and more desirable to skip them.

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    17. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSync · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the original idea of "commercials cannot be louder than the program's average volume" is a pretty simple alternative to guidelines written by the industry.

      No, the original idea is not simpler because there is no technical definition for "loudness". It is the equivalent of saying "commercials can't be prettier than the program's average prettiness".

      The best thing we have for approximating human loudness perception is the ITU-R BS.1170 loudness measure, which actually is a fairly recent development, and has proven to be more accurate than the previously used measure, Leq(A). Plus we need to keep in mind the complexity of the Dolby AC-3 audio system, which is legislatively required for US Digital Television use, which itself has dialogue loudness normalization metadata and several dynamic range limiting elements.

      Television sound distribution is very complex. Sound is captured uncompressed, then mixed, encoded in AC-3 for terrestrial DTV distribution or AAC for some satellite distribution, and the DTV distribution may then be re-encoded for local cable or local-into-local satellite TV. The cable systems use transport stream splicers to switch between compressed streams that may have different dialog normalization levels.

    18. Re:I'd much rather... by haibijon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Yep. No regulation has done a great job historically, just look at the economy. I mean, how else are we supposed to have things like price-fixing and monopolies. Seriously though, why does everything have to be black and white. Personally, I think regulation has a place, but in moderation, where it makes sense. Unfortunately though, no regulation only works when people can regulate themselves, which doesn't appear to be reality.

      If the masses stood up and said "we'll support the station that doesn't have loud ads", then those broadcasters would eventually listen. ... The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      That would work if they didn't all do it. Unfortunately I've never seen/heard of a broadcaster who does this, and it appears that many of the commenters haven't. Instead of just saying "regulation bad!", why not be constructive and provide an example?

    19. Re:I'd much rather... by scot4875 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Similarly, if you have loud neighbors, you should just move and boycott the loud neighbors. Get rid of your HOA rules or local ordinances, because they clearly have a negative impact by being enforced -- in fact, they require even more enforcement than this proposed rule would: local police have to enforce noise rules, whereas this would be a simple, network-level enforced rule, easy to monitor and issue fines for offenders.

      So, clearly, this proposed legislation is a bad idea, and noise ordinances are a bad idea as well.

      Sarcasm aside, it sure would be nice if the broadcasting industry could have come together and implemented something like this to begin with. It would be really nice if they'd just said, "ok, hey, we're going to normalize our content so that typical conversation will play at 50dB. Commercials will be compressed to have a maximum volume of 55dB." Then I wouldn't have to readjust the volume every time I changed channels, or be blasted out of the room when I have the volume set high for a quiet show on a quiet network, then flip channels and hit a Dodge truck ad on Spike. I guess the invisible hand of the free market hasn't sorted that one out yet.

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    20. Re:I'd much rather... by TheSync · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't need a license to operate over a private cable/fiber network. Only if you're using the public spectrum do you need a license to broadcast.

      While that is true, cable and satellite systems still come under some the control of the FCC, although generally not for content requirements. It should be noted that H. R. 6209 applied to "any video programming that is broadcast or that is distributed by any multichannel video programming distributor," the latter being shorthand for cable or satellite TV provider.

    21. Re:I'd much rather... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

      The FCC mandates a maximum signal level - let's call it X - that represents the loudest audio that you're allowed to broadcast within the signal specs. Regular television, because it's not run by complete bastards, actually understands that if you have quiet parts of your show then when something gets loud it will actually provoke a response in the viewer. Therefore, they usually broadcast at .5X and save 1X for the absolutely most exciting parts. Commercials, however, are frequently made by complete bastards who just want to bash their message into your ear with all the subtlety of Van Helsing hammering a stake into Dracula's chest. They run their audio at 1X the *entire frigging time*, and that's why the commercial seems "loud." Is it louder than the show you were just watching? No. Is it maximum loud the entire time? Yes.

      And now that I look up and read your post again, I realise that I've just said the exact same thing.

      MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT AT MAXIMUM VOLUME SO THAT EVERYONE HEARS IT!

    22. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You obviously have no idea how the current recession came about. A huge part of it was the deregulation of various markets, coupled with a hands-off approach to markets such as OTC-derivatives, (all in the name of the free market working things out), that allowed the various financial industries to bring us into this mess. Even Greenspan, long a proponent of the hands-off approach, has said(albeit in the aftermath of the meltdown), that he was wrong, and that regulation is needed.

      The market will not come up a solution for this, because it is the market that is doing it.

      As far as has government regulation ever really worked, enjoy those basic worker's rights, as well as not being forced to work in a factory since you were 3 years old. Enjoy having a choice in a phone company, instead of being tied to Ma Bell. Enjoy having clean air. Enjoy not being banned from a store based on the color of your skin, your last name, your religion, your age, or your sex. Enjoy all those basic rights that you have because the government has stepped in and regulated something in your life.

      For every bad law, there are five good laws. Believe it or not, the government is not out to get you through regulation.

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    23. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every, single, time that the government does one thing right for its people, five more laws will be passed reducing that victory because of laws to "help" the people "wronged" by that law.

      You keep posting this. Citation, please, or quit posting it. Without a real citation, what you are posting is utter nonsense.

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    24. Re:I'd much rather... by Z34107 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be?

      They aren't. The network is.

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean, but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization. Or why the network has to purposefully crank up the relative volume of their ads. Or why televisions or HTPCs can't do volume normalization.

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    25. Re:I'd much rather... by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Funny
      BILLY MAYS HERE! FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
      IF YOU HATE LOUD COMMERCIALS YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS!
      THE COMMERCIAL KILLER!


      Stupid Filter it won't let me shout the whole time, if I stream my tv through /. the filter will fix the loud commercials.

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

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    26. Re:I'd much rather... by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They could sample a random amount of tv and find the correct volume, instead they make the commercials super loud. This is why people use ad blockers and stuff like myth's auto-commercial skip. If the advertisers had not become obnoxious these things would not be so popular.

      I would be more than happy to buy television shows at the cost the advertisers pay for my set of eyeballs. Stations charge around $20 per thousand viewers for a 30 second spot. So the average 1 hour program has about 17 minutes worth of adds*, meaning 34 30 second add spots. $20/1000 * 34 = $0.68.

      That is what I would be willing to pay to watch commercial free tv online, any higher and I will use netflix, torrents or pvrs to get my commercial free tv episodes.

      *based off the nonscientific method of average length to watch tv episodes on dvd

    27. Re:I'd much rather... by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really? You make decisions because advertising annoys you? I mean, ideally yes, but factually once its caught your eye it's in your mind. These people have massive studies to determine what gets people buying, and sadly I think they know very well what makes ads effective.

    28. Re:I'd much rather... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      More likely, considering the current quality of TV shows, you snoozed away and the noise should wake you so you know that you should take a leak.

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    29. Re:I'd much rather... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guess it's a bit like working at a burger joint and never going there to eat: You know how it's made.

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    30. Re:I'd much rather... by smartaleq · · Score: 5, Informative

      My relative has a company that inserts local commercials into cable television. Frequently, local companies produce their own ads for him. Every new commercial is digitized, and he sets the volume on them one by one to be appropriate. However, the only way he figured out "appropriate" was by setting it to a a certain level, listening when it played _live_, and then calibrating future ads to the right volume based on that. His ear is the only standard for his ads precisely because the cable provider isn't doing any volume manipulation or standardization downstream of him.

    31. Re:I'd much rather... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In defense of the advertisers, how are they supposed to know how loud the commercials should be? The producers aren't given copies of the shows beforehand; it's not like they know ahead of time.

      There are broadcast standards that define that sort of thing, part of the same standards that define the color gamut, the number of effective pixels, etc.

      Personally I LOVE loud commercials - it makes auto-detecting them easy which makes thing like mythtv's automatic commercial remover work better.

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    32. Re:I'd much rather... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Informative

      "You, as a consumer, have no power in this. "

      I have the power not to consume, so I don't.

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    33. Re:I'd much rather... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 2, Funny

      I assume it looks for blank frames. when the stream switches from the content to the ads.

    34. Re:I'd much rather... by unitron · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's really not a question of how loud the commercials are.

      It's how much "compression" and "limiting" are used on the audio. This affects how loud it "seems", even though the needle on the meter never goes higher than the highest peak reached by the show. It's just that the needle seems stuck on that peak.

      Compression and limiting are why listening to radio wears you out--it's called "listener fatigue". Your brain has to do extra work to process unnatural sound.

      Radio stations do it so that they're the loudest thing on the dial as you scan across. Advertisers do it so that their commercial gets your attention.

      Without legislators capable of learning about and understanding compression and limiting, don't look for any legislation that actually solves the problem.

      Somewhat off-topic, but as long as we're talking about TV sound, I'm way behind on sending a letter to the people who make "Burn Notice" to thank them for the high quality of the show's audio. The actors don't mumble or get drowned out by sound effects or added music, which is more than I can say for a lot of other shows these days.

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    35. Re:I'd much rather... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Why? Because Ronald Reagan said so? What do you think caused the current financial mess?

      The loudness of advertising is none of the states business.

      The state's business is whatever the voters say it is. If you don't like what they're regulating, go vote for someone else.

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    36. Re:I'd much rather... by ntheory · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't regulate the peak volume, regulate the RMS volume or some other form of rolling average.

    37. Re:I'd much rather... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are not the consumeR. You are the consumeD.

      You are the consumer, but not the customer.

    38. Re:I'd much rather... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the broadcasters do NOT turn up the level on the commercials, the producers of the commercials do so - the guys running the tranmission chain at the stations run the tapes at the standard levels

      Irrelevant. The broadcasters know the commercial levels are high, compared to the show, and, given the option and technology to turn them down, do not do so. They are complicit. They could even the levels out and choose not to. Whether they are physically turning them up, or accepting them knowing they are turned up and not turning them down has the same effect.

    39. Re:I'd much rather... by izomiac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting, I am reminded of evolutionary biology and the tragedy of the commons. One well know trait of natural selection is that it does not plan ahead. So that's why you get population explosions such as 30,000 deer on a small island, or cancer/infections committing suicide by killing their "host". Nature is a completely deregulated system and it works, thus indicating that anarchy can as well. Technically speaking, we've never left the free market, we just have groups that will collectively punish members (or outsiders) for certain behaviors. (This is also observed in nature.)

      Regulation can just as easily be said to have caused the collapse because the naturally evolving mechanisms that would have prevented it ("invisible hand of the free market") were banned. Of course, since a true free market is completely amoral it is perhaps better that those practices (whatever they are) be banned. OTOH, it's not like it was a complete economic destruction, so it's also possible that a true free market has more variability than we'd like and this is just a natural low. Looking at reality, the free market is the only system that is known to work in all circumstances. All other (successful) strategies are mostly free market with restrictions that attempt to improve it's stability and morality.

    40. Re:I'd much rather... by AlamedaStone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean

      I am.

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    41. Re:I'd much rather... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't understand. The predatory lending practices that occurred only occurred because the deregulation that had happened only a few years before. It wasn't until the market was deregulated(becoming even more a free market) that businesses started the sub-prime loans and whatnot. The government intervention was taken away.

      When the banks started to fall, none of the other banks were wanting to do anything to correct the problem until Greenspan told them to(He was trying to avoid government interference by allowing them to fix it themselves.). And when everything started to crumble, the government had to start bailing the rest of the banks out so that everyday people(even those who had nothing to do with the loans) wouldn't lose everything they had.

      A regulated free market is good. An unregulated free market is scary.

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    42. Re:I'd much rather... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization."

      Normalization implies you have other sources to compare sound levels against to maintain a constant volume. Guess what isn't a regular thing in the TV industry, since they focus mainly on video and not audio? Bingo! Normalization.

      Also:

      "Or why televisions or HTPCs can't do volume normalization."

      That would require TVs to have a copy of the sound track from prior programs to perform normalization. On top of that, it would have to receive the data and decode/compute against prior shows to do normalization. That's going to take loads of power. Also, that will introduce so many potential piracy holes. Ain't happening. If simple ol' me with a GED can figure this out, I'll bet the engineers already figured it out.

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    43. Re:I'd much rather... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...I'd much rather just have intelligent TVs or receivers that turned the volume down upon detecting a commercial...

      Magnavox had a feature called "Smart Sound" for many many years, and that's pretty much the function. It also keeps the sound from going too low, like when someone whispers. They now call it "'Automatic Volume Leveling" in current manuals. I'm sure they had a patent in force because I've never seen the feature on another brand... but it's been a long time so maybe other manufacturers are able to implement similar options.

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    44. Re:I'd much rather... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would require TVs to have a copy of the sound track from prior programs to perform normalization.

      No, it doesn't. Volume can be controlled instantaneously, with or without recovery that temporarily normalizes the audio coming afterwards. To do it in high fidelity requires analysis of the entire audio segment; I don't think anyone cares if the commercials are handled in high fidelity, they just want them to not knock you for a loop. So you can set a threshold to be detected, and when it is, the gain is dropped, right then, and it doesn't go back up until N seconds without a violating peak go by. AM radios work like this, it's called AGC (automatic gain control) and it works fine. In the case of an Am radio, the actual amplitude varies as the signal propagation; so the AGC has to work pretty well. Fast attack, slow decay. That's all we need here, something to step on the offending audio when it gets too loud. Couple of knobs would make it very flexible, but again, as any decent Am radio demonstrates, doesn't need them.

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    45. Re:I'd much rather... by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My TV does volume normalisation - it has a 10-second memory of how the sound was, and uses that to stop any sudden jumps in loudness. But the advertisers/networks seem to have got wise to that and add a 10-second gap between the break in the program and the first advert.

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    46. Re:I'd much rather... by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This shit's still going around...

      And that the entire housing crisis was predicated by government interference in bank loaning patterns.

      To wit...

      Talk to conservatives about the financial crisis and you enter an alternative, bizarro universe in which government bureaucrats, not greedy bankers, caused the meltdown. It’s a universe in which government-sponsored lending agencies triggered the crisis, even though private lenders actually made the vast majority of subprime loans. It’s a universe in which regulators coerced bankers into making loans to unqualified borrowers, even though only one of the top 25 subprime lenders was subject to the regulations in question.

      Oh, and conservatives simply ignore the catastrophe in commercial real estate: in their universe the only bad loans were those made to poor people and members of minority groups, because bad loans to developers of shopping malls and office towers don’t fit the narrative.

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    47. Re:I'd much rather... by Vaphell · · Score: 2, Insightful
      i'll touch the economy regulation

      what Alan Greenspan forgot to mention is that the whole mess has its origin in the very regulation of INTEREST RATE which he was personally responsible for. Everything else is peanuts and this fact alone negates the idea that we had anything like free market. Setting IR at 1-2% for a decade is a foolproof and sure way to get obscene levels of debt (saving doesn't pay off), reckless spending, gambing on the markets for easy profit. When everyone is competing for the loan, IR should rise sharply because of free market forces but it wasn't the case. Politicians chose to cut IR and keep it low because it 'stimulates' the economy, generates nice GDP numbers (which don't say anything meaningful about the health of economy) and voters feel rich as their no-downpayment-mortgage homes are rising in value 10% each year.
      It's like dropping tons of meat at savannah for many years and wondering how is it possible there are so many predators and so few grass eaters. Economy was so far from its natural equilibrium because it was stimulated for an extended period. It's so dependent on 'external' help, that it cannot work without help anymore. Imbalance got so severe that the recession was inevitable, there is no other way to purge that huge pile of toxic assets polluting economy. Of course you can choose to drop more and more meat, till the end of time, but i don't see how it is a remotely viable option.

      Also it is proven that the regulation of minimum wage increases unemployment and raises government expeditures. After all if there were no limits some people would get some lousy low level job which sucks for them, sure, but it's still better situation than paying them with taxpayer's money for doing nothing. Situation is especially bad when the social security help is substantial, this can discourage people to get a job - why bother with 40hrs/week and get minimum wage when i can get 70% and watch tv all day long. Socialist european countries know this phenomenon very well.

    48. Re:I'd much rather... by Nemyst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Instead of defining a peak level, define an average level? Most shows would have a pretty standard average, but commercials would get raped by it and would actually come out as quieter until they stopped being compressed.

    49. Re:I'd much rather... by raddan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nonsense. Analog normalization techniques have been around forever.

      I worked in broadcasting in college. We had numerous stages of normalization, depending on the input. Right before the signal goes out to the antenna stage (this was a radio station), we had a hard limiter. Hard limiters are dead simple to use. Failure to use one results in distortion if you're using forgiving equipment, or clipping if you're not. You HAVE to use it.

      The lack of dynamic compression is what makes band demo recordings sound terrible, and the skillfull application of it is what makes good recordings sound great. In our studio, mics typically needed both expanding and limiting. This allows untrained speakers to actually be heard on the radio.

      If you're talking about real-time digital compression-- well, that's trickier. If your audience can tolerate some delay (fine for broadcast, not fine for live performance) you can get away with what we have now.

    50. Re:I'd much rather... by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, nobody's saying that marketers are less than human and deserve to be marched into the ocean, but there's no reason why the network can't apply some volume normalization.

      The problem is probably a kind of Prisoner's Dilemma: even if the each network wanted to normalize they volume of commercials, they are scared that if they did it they would only drive advertisers away towards their competitors. So basically, the networks want to tell advertisers who complain about having their ads' volume turned down to go complain to the FCC.

    51. Re:I'd much rather... by Verity_Crux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regulation is bad. Period.

      Why? Because Ronald Reagan said so? What do you think caused the current financial mess?

      I can think of a number of things that caused the current financial mess, including but not starting with Reagan's debt. Income tax and mortgage lender subsidies find their way on the list as well. It's no a lack of regulation that caused the mess, unless you mean the other definition of regulation slack -- a lack of being fair to all industries.

      The loudness of advertising is none of the states' business.

      The state's business is whatever the voters say it is. If you don't like what they're regulating, go vote for someone else.

      I call BS on you. Either you don't understand basic constitutional republicanism or you are from one of those democratic socialist states. In a democracy, the states business goes with the voters. In a republic, the state's business is to stick to the constitution/charter/etc.

      Limiting advertising is a blatant violation of the US Constitution. Duh. You can't do it.

    52. Re:I'd much rather... by thrawn_aj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is exactly the kind of problem government is ideally placed to solve. By being the big bad grown up that all the kids can point to and say, "I don't wanna be fair. But HE's making me". And voila, everyone's forced to be fair. And they can all pat themselves on the back and say that they weren't sissies who backed down 'cause like see [sic] everyone did. It's 3:36 in the morning, I'm tired and I won't proofread anymore. *Phbbt*

      To summarize my rather flippant point above: since the market won't allow a company to do a "nice thing" for the consumer for fear of lowering profits (which would be poor reward eh?), it is ok for government to step in and make everyone do the nice thing. Since all companies are affected equally, advertisers have no alternative but to swallow it. Everyone wins. Even the advertisers because now consumers won't be put off by their products, the ads for which were a shining example of douchebaggery. See, sometimes a solution really is good for all concerned.

    53. Re:I'd much rather... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are standards for loudness. Dolby, for example, sets one which DVDs using Dolby sound must adhere to. That's why the DVD-Audio release of an album is often much better mixed than the CD version. The CD is made as loud as possible, the DVD has to be at a standard level.

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    54. Re:I'd much rather... by L33tGreg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hardly. The gov't sets interest rates (ala Federal Reserve). This is not the free market. No private company would set interest rates so low because of the risk of default, except when the gov't comes in and says we'll loan you the money cheap and we'll back the mortgage (fannie may, freddie mac). You have zero understanding of the situation. Free market would have solved the problem, but we didn't have it.

    55. Re:I'd much rather... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Market is God. Hail mighty market. Market can do no wrong.

      NB You do know that the loans you referred to were such a tiny part of the whole picture as to be effectively irrelevant?
      But religious nutters like you don't like facts so you just keep repeating the same lies.

    56. Re:I'd much rather... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 2, Informative

      even though only one of the top 25 subprime lenders was subject to the regulations in question

      You mean Fannie Mae, the largest and hardest hit of all the subprime lenders who has about 40% market share and is subsidized by the government?

      Here is a citation on the size of Fannie Mae: citation 1
      Distribution of Bailout funds, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac are second only to AIG: citation 2

      So no they aren't just pulling that shit out of thin air. You could also look at government policies for the last 80 years in which the government is trying to get every American to own a home.

  2. Technology to the rescue! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe new fangled TVs nowadays have a special feature that keep the decibals between any certain range you prefer, or some system similar to that to keep the loud bangs down while keeping the quiet dialogue up.

    It'll only be another decade before it's standard, and this law (if it passes) is deprecated.

    1. Re:Technology to the rescue! by EdZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, dynamic volume control also affects sound in programs you want to watch, not just adverts. Imaging if you were watching a movie, and all the whispers were louder and the explosions quieter. Not so great. "Turn it on only for the adverts" is just making a more complicated and less useful mute button.

      As an alternative to legislating the volume of adverts, I propose that before any advert is allowed to air, the director of that advert must be forced to watch it on repeat for 12 hours, locked in a room with a loaded gun and no controls for the TV (with the TV protected by bullet-resistant glass, of course). If the director survives, the ad can be aired.

    2. Re:Technology to the rescue! by geckipede · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a rather low standard isn't it? How about making a neutral third party watch the ad for 12 hours on repeat, and only then add the director and a pair of big sticks to the room.

  3. What is a Commercial? by neonprimetime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    dvr

  4. How about... by sycodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'" ...every time my wife yells at me to "turn down that damned TV" because commercial suddenly starts blasting, the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 volt shock?

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    1. Re:How about... by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the FCC concluded in 1984 there was no fair way to write regulations controlling the "apparent loudness" of commercials.'" ...every time my wife yells at me to "turn down that damned TV" because commercial suddenly starts blasting, the advertising executive for that commercial gets a 24 kvolt shock?

      There, FTFY.

      Yes, I know the chances of surviving a 24 kilovolt shock are pretty low, but I'm willing to risk it.

      Why, yes, I'm not an advertising executive. And yes, I do hate those God-awful advertisements. How could you tell?

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    2. Re:How about... by Scatterplot · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not how it works. Simply saying "current kills, not voltage" is often quoted, but misleading. If I stick my finger in my car's cigarette lighter (12 volts, capable of pushing hundreds of amps) nothing will happen. That's because no current flows. The voltage is the "pressure" of the electricity. If a supply has sufficient current to maintain 24 kilovolts across the resistance of your body, you will very likely die. To use the water analogy, voltage is pressure and current is the amount that flows. Typically it's easier to think about constant-voltage systems, which is what your house AC is (yeah it's a sinusoid but it's a constant sinusoid). This is like a constant-water-pressure system, like the faucets in your house. Turn on a hose at low pressure, and I don't care how big it is it won't kill you- imagine a MASSIVE hole in a dam or something, underwater, with water juuuuuuust barely coming out. TONS of flow (i.e. current/amperage) but zero danger since there isn't enough force to push the water through your body. Now imagine a small diameter pipe firing water out of it- like a pressure washer. Very little flow, but enough pressure (i.e. voltage) to push the water through your skin. In short, current and voltage are related by resistance. Since you can't change the resistance of your body, for a given voltage (say 24 kV) a given amount of current will flow. End of story- there's no way to increase the current without changing either the voltage or the resistance of your body.

  5. No fair way to write regulations? by t0qer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

    If I can make karaoke and techno music automatically crossfade with my meager skills(link below)

    http://www.facebook.com/v/203775860215

    Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

    1. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You take the average gain of the last 30 seconds of a program before it goes to commercial, and don't allow the commercials to be any louder than that.

      If I can make karaoke and techno music automatically crossfade with my meager skills Then surely a TV station or broadcast network could make commercials stay at the same gain as the programming.

      You do not under-estimate their skill, but rather their willingness to bother to do so.

    2. Re:No fair way to write regulations? by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heck, take the average gain of the whole tv show, as well as the ads, and make sure they are *All* set to the same percentage of the peak volume.

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  6. Shitty Options by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many TVs have the ability to auto-level stuff.

    But if you've got audio running to a receiver, the receiver has to do it (and likely doesn't).

    At best, you've got dynamic range compression modes, which kill off the sound quality for normal programming.

    Even if we have a magical loudness law that everyone magically decides to abide by, the latest tactic I've seen is far more annoying.

    Commercials now exploit surround sound to the extreme. The soundstage is either panning back and forth and around, or the ad is done in such a way that billy is on my left and molly is on my right and mom is shaking and baking that chicken directly inside my fucking subwoofer.

    1. Re:Shitty Options by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Funny

      or the ad is done in such a way that billy is on my left and molly is on my right and mom is shaking and baking that chicken directly inside my fucking subwoofer.

      Billy: WHAT IS FOR DINNER TONIGHT MOM?

      Mom: WHY GREAT TASTING BRAND X SHAKE-N-BAKE CHICKEN OF COURSE!

      Molly: OH GOODY, JUST WHAT WE WANTED!

      <Mom shakes and bakes the chicken in the subwoofer>

      Subwoofer: SCRIBBBEEE...SHABOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

      NARRATOR: MMMMMMM! CAN YOU SMELL THAT? REMEMBER, BRAND X SHAKE-N-BAKE CHICKEN FOR YOUR NEXT MEAL!

      Subwoofer: SHABABOOOM!

  7. Range compression by gringer · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is an issue with Dynamic range compression use by broadcasters and advertisers to increase the apparent volume of sound while staying within legislated limits. That trick is not something that can be easily regulated, unless you do something silly like requiring all sound clips to be stored on records.

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  8. Volume and Loudness are different things by mcsporran · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've seen this here in Oz, smarmy TV spokesdrones telling us that the volume is no higher during the ads, this is true, as they are discussing the peak value in decibels.

    What they don't mention is the loudness (the amount of sound) has been cranked right up, which is why they are too "loud"

    When we want to discuss loudness, they always come back with irrelevant facts about volume.

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  9. Re:Bad idea. by ezelkow1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    please mod up, first post to actually introduce the relevant information and not just 'MAKE THE VOLUME LOWER'. Volume is already legislated, its the issue of compression and headroom

  10. Whoring for votes by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am by no means opposed to regulating advertising; if anything, there is not nearly enough regulation of advertising. That said, unlike intrusive junk mail in all its forms -- postal, spam, telemarketing -- television advertising isn't attached to anything vital and is therefore easy to avoid: turn off the TV. No one needs television, and its one practical use -- news -- is much better satisfied by literally every other medium by which news is available. It's just a source of entertainment, and it is almost completely paid for by advertising. If you want to watch TV, the terrible hardship you must endure is hitting the mute button when the ads come up, you poor thing.

    This is nothing more than a politician looking to score some easy votes by attacking something that everyone dislikes but which, since it actually harms no one, won't matter much if the bill disappears in committee and is never seen again. Congress' time would be better spent doing something about unavoidable forms of advertising instead of making a fuss about one of the few entirely avoidable forms.

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  11. Re:I'm all for it by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And even worse when it was Billy Mays(RIP) doing the commercial!

    Billy Mays didn't need no stinking dynamic range compression. Billy Mays was always at full volume in real life.

  12. Re:Wow, something about this seems freaky. by bennomatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To be fair, what you're doing is almost a Godwin. The huge majority of what Congress does pales in comparison in many ways when put next to wars, and even health care. But many of those things need to be considered, even with bigger, more important things going on.

    If you support or decry this proposed law, do so on its own merits. Otherwise, we may as well compare everything to the wars and to healthcare, and ignore a huge range of very real issues which need resolution.

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  13. Re:Bad idea. by snicho99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mod parent up. Here in Australia we already have this legislation and it's *completely* pointless. Same deal, some ninny in parliament with no real understanding of the technology involved wrote some *bs* legislation:

    http://www.freetv.com.au/Content_Common/pg-Loudness-in-Advertisements.seo

    The problem is coming up with an "objective" comparison of the loudness between two bits of programming. As the parent says it's more a question of compression and dynamic range than actual volume. (by compression I mean audio compression, not data compression). If you run a peak search on even the most mild mannered jane austen bbc tv program, you'll get the same reading as you do an a sham-wow commercial. It's just that the sham-wow tvc dude is trying to cram so much information in the 30 seconds that he'll run everything at -3db. Where as in the Jane Austen thing will only reach that point once or twice in 10 minute section.

    But an even bigger problem is that the people making the ads have no idea what they're actually going to be screening with. How are you going to match the apparent loudness of your ad with the tv program, if you've got no idea what that program is anyway? It's retarded.

    Consequently in Australia we have a vaguely written set of "guidelines" and a requirement that any tvc submitted to a network be "OP48" compliant and say as such on the slate. The result, everyone writes OP48 compliant on their slate and that's about it....

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  14. I Like Loud Commercials by Maltheus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Loud commercials are the perfect reminder that I've forgotten to fast forward the DVR. Commercials that employ this behavior are really just shooting themselves in the foot (not to mention the station's foot).

    1. Re:I Like Loud Commercials by El_Oscuro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please turn in your geek card immediately.

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  15. Re:Not that simple by MindPrison · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He's right you know, the volume IS the same. ...the trick they use however, is to speak at the maximum level before audio clipping occurs, and that's pretty darn loud.

    Not only that, they also pump up the middle tones (The audible sound spectrum is ca. 100hz to 20 khz), and the frequencies at 500-3khz is where speech is located, you can make it sound like it's 10 times louder - and STILL keep the same volume. ;)

    This is a well known "secret" in the business.

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  16. Re:Legislate better volume controls by TheSync · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There should be 2 volumes you can set on the TV.

    1. Existing TV volume
    2. Decibel limit

    The problem is that perceived loudness is not simply sound pressure level, but it is weighted spectrally, and often has temporal qualities (a loud noise in the middle of quiet may be perceived as louder than a continuous high loudness) as well as semantic qualities (a loud gunshot is not perceived as loud as equivalently "loud" talking).

    ITU-R BS.1770 is the best non-temporal/non-semantic measure we have for use right now.

  17. Audio Compression by wooferhound · · Score: 3, Informative

    I used to work at a TV station and we never did anything to alter the sound of any of the programming or commercials. I am sure that almost all other broadcasters have the same policy. In fact the sound Can't be louder because of the technology, if the audio is too loud the audio will become distorted or unlistionable.

    The problem actually occurs when the commercial is edited down during filming and production. This is where the sound is Compressed which essentially brings all of the Lower volume portions of the sound Up to much higher volumes often equaling the the Higher volume portions of the sound. This is not really any louder. The highest levels are not affected so it's not actually louder, but since the lower volumes have been pumped up, it appears to be louder.

    The summery here is that, it's not a problem with the Broadcasters, the problem is with the Advertisers. The ability for a broadcaster to detect and correct this problem would be huge if not impossible. I can understand why the FCC gave up on it the first time.

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    1. Re:Audio Compression by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem actually occurs when the commercial is edited down during filming and production. This is where the sound is Compressed which essentially brings all of the Lower volume portions of the sound Up to much higher volumes often equaling the the Higher volume portions of the sound. This is not really any louder. The highest levels are not affected so it's not actually louder, but since the lower volumes have been pumped up, it appears to be louder.

      This is exactly the sort of bullshit excuse that broadcasters/advertisers will use to get around any legislation introduced. "The ads really aren't any louder than the content, they only sound louder." Well guess what? THERE'S NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE! Their audience is people, not sound meters, so it does not matter what their instruments read - if the ads sound louder to human ears, then they really are louder.

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    2. Re:Audio Compression by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am glad that I dug through the postings to find your intelligent response to the "loudness" of commercials. You are right on the nose with it being related to compression.

      I have been toying with the idea of creating a "compression detector" (in hardware because I am a hardware geek) that can detect the sustained amplitude of a signal (indicating compression.. aka commercials) and then automatically pad it down by 20 dB. When the compression goes away, so does the padding. This would have a really cool effect of nearly muting commercials and could be a retrofit device between your receiver and an external amp.

      If anyone with an oscilloscope looked at the audio component you can see the effects of compression. All of the signals, irrespective of frequency or natural amplitude are boosted up to a uniform level. This is also why commercials sound so harsh, normal speech has lows and highs of sound level, commercials just ramp it all up to get the maximum effect. I am sure that some marketing wankers have focus groups going that consider it a positive attribute when a commercial causes you to wince and reach for the volume control.

      If there was a small circuit (like an op-amp) that could be hacked together with Radio Shack parts by any 14 year old (and the schematic freely available for download off of the internet) you can bet that some enterprising folks would mass-market a box (of course they would have to subtitle their commercials because we will all be on mute).

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    3. Re:Audio Compression by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, the beauty is that if you've already got one of their gizmos, you're already a customer and they don't need you to hear them.

      Though they could put an uncompressed track on their commercial, saying something like "If you have one of our devices, don't you love it that this is the only commercial you can hear? Isn't the lack of shouting just glorious? If you don't have one of our devices, please enjoy this quiet ad and buy our product so this is the only type of ad you will hear from now on - eliminate the shouting by calling 1-888-STFU-ADS..." :)

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  18. Re:Bad idea. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Take the average of the audio energy in the base program (divided into 32-64 frequency bands across the ten octaves above 20Hz). Weight the energy using the Fletcher-Munson curve for the overall average energy level. If the time-average of the audio in the commercial sums to more than the time-average energy in the base program by more than 10%, auto-file a violation report. Fine as needed. You can do it automatically.

    In fact, by expanding (if you need to, look up "compression") the audio range and decreasing the volume, you can automatically adjust the volume to within a comfortable range. It's really not much of a trick to do either.

    I tend to think the legislation would be better because it would be a global solution to a global annoyance with very little downside. If you have to depend on your commercial being LOUD to get people to notice, you have something wrong. Really, all you need to do is make the people in your commercial more naked.

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  19. What are these 'commercials' of which you speak? by kheldan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..ah, they must be what you poor devils who don't have TiVo or some other DVR have to sit through.

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  20. How about certain noises? by Tobor+the+Eighth+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about banning radio stations from broadcasting commercials with car crash sounds, police sirens, and screeching tires during the morning and afternoon drive times? That nonsense has made me jump out of my damn seat a couple times, now.

    Also, on a less serious note, ban commercials from using that one blaring alarm clock stock sound that they all love to use. You know, the one that sounds exactly like the alarm clock I had for years, and always makes me feel miserable and pissed off.

  21. Ad Agencies are responsible, not the TV stations by matrixskp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having worked in audio production for many years I can say that in my experience ignorant people from ad agencies judge how good a studio is by how loud they can mix the commercials. Its nothing to do with the TV stations.

    The problem is commercials are mixed with LOTS of compression (which limits the dynamic range) and recorded to the master tape at the maximum level it can handle. Movies and TV shows are mixed with a lot more dynamic range to allow for example, a gunshot to sound louder than a voice.

    If the TV stations consistently lowered the level of commercials when they transferred them into their systems (by 3-6db), then they would sit better after programs and wouldn't send us all grabbing for the remote to mute them. It's not going to stop me from muting them, but then I hardly ever watch TV as I find it mind numbingly boring and retarded.

    Also in response to some sort of volume limiter that kicks in when the level gets loud, its only going to ruin your movie soundtrack and make those huge explosions small... so IMHO its a bad idea.

    My idea was to scan the picture for the TV station ID which they impose over the programs but not commercials and detect which is which by this method or link the TV to a internet based service which can tell you when commercials are playing on your channel and auto-mute and dim the picture. Probably people would pay for a service like this.

  22. Easy fix by Spit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stop watching TV.

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  23. Install your own compressor by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I work in pro audio.

    Years ago I got an Alesis Nanocompressor for my parents and installed it inline between the audio outputs of the cable box and the TV. Now the blasted commercials bother them no more.

    Cost: $50 used plus some audio adapter cables.

    Yes I know some TVs have built in compressors. Guess what, they don't work worth a damn.

    Commercials are what drove me to dump cable/broadcast TV forever... not just the volume but the increasing ratio of ads to program per hour. Way too many commercials and they're even showing them in sidebars during the program. I ceased watching TV since 2000 and I do not miss it.

    If the government wants to help, they can mandate decent quality compressors in new TVs that are enabled by default. It won't cost any more than those V-chips or the digital TV receivers.

    The FCC has been hearing for DECADES about obnoxiously loud commercials, and now they want to help...?

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  24. you're an old joke by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny
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  25. Dolby Volume FTW by Therefore+I+am · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dolby have an ~$4 dollar solution for this problem. "Dolby Volume" processors are currently fielded in about 12 to 14 Consumer devices - High end A/V receivers, a few laptops and 4 Toshiba LCD Television receivers. Look forward to the day when Dolby Volume is incorporated into a great many more devices, to include built in audio in PC motherboards. Not only will our viewing be more pleasant but surfing the net at a fixed volume will actually be possible. Support Dolby by visiting their web site for the demo and asking your equipment suppliers for this essential feature in an increasingly louder world. . . http://www.dolby.com/consumer/understand/volume/dolby-volume.html

  26. fair by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, there is no "fair" way to write the text when you already know that those subject to the rules will hire very expensive law firms to find any and all loopholes.

    I have rules in my online game (battlemaster.org) - and one of them is roughly "attempts to exploit the rules and violating their spirit while formally abiding by the words double the punishment". It's time the legal system adds a rule like that, especially for corporations who willfully and intentionally choose that route.

    We have "contempt of court" already. It's time to add "contempt of the meaning of the law" to it.

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  27. Lord of the Rings Called... by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its not so much "black and white", its just stupid people acting stupid saying stupid things.

    I love how American's have such a constructed view of who or what the are and what makes them this way. The amount of fictional works of literature that support this is astounding. However if some people took 5 seconds to look around at what is reality, or 10 seconds to actually look into how thing actually operate in the real world, they might be able to remove themselves from this fantasy that has been constructed over the years, that so many seem to adhere to and actually cherish as the American way. They may perhaps be the ideals, however it doesn't reflect reality in the slightest, and typically is a super over simplification of real world processes.

    I can't read one more book about a rugged, individualist industrialist, who is for open markets and no regulation, who is fighting against the government and the freedom they are trying to suppress, while at the same time making billions, and sleeping with beautiful women, while toting guns, and getting into fist fights with commies.

    Aryn Rand wants here pound of flesh America!

    Ben Bova also wants a cut.

    Heinlein also called and will arm wrestle you for his IP fee.

    Anyway that just off the top of my head I am sure there are more. It might make for good fiction (even if the same principles are expounded over, and over, and over again), but it doesn't have a shred of reality in it.

    Except maybe Richard Branson (even his name is right for it!), but he, is , er, British....whoops!

    Who is the closest in the US? Donald Trump? Your Fired!

  28. Re:Tip: by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not talking about money spent in elections. The vast majority of high office candidates are preselected by the parties, so it doesn't matter who is elected -- they'll still vote in the corporations favor on any issue where the corporations have an interest, or else the party won't support them. Ventura's a good example of what happens to exceptions: The environment is intolerable for them. The only successful exception one can point to is Ron Paul, and there, "success" is defined by not getting his way except once in a blue moon... he just manages to hang on in an environment where his outlook is steadfastly ignored.

    This is what I mean when I imply that the dollar controls the system. For example, you'll never be able to put up your own FM station, because corporations control access to the airwaves through the congress and the FCC. You'll never be able to set up a private Internet, because the telecomms control your ability to do so though congress; they'll tie you up with legislation about being responsible for what others move through your network, licenses, and so forth until you're right out of the game. You want to make toys in your garage? Welcome to a brand new web of regulations that blows your profit margin off the face of the planet. It goes on and on. Corporations have the edge, and they'lol keep the edge, because why? Because they have the money.

    If you think voters have any control, you're completely naive. "Loser's lament", my eye. If anything, it's a patriot's lament.

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