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Escaped Convict Continues To Update Facebook
Craig "Lazie" Lynch has been on the run from a U.K. prison since September. However, he continues to taunt police by updating his Facebook status. Now he is threatening to quit. From the article: "It seems, though, that late Sunday, Lynch began experiencing a little emotional pain. In what must have been an almost teary update, he posted: 'right I'm coming off this page as I have better things to do.' Who might have imagined that, in his mysterious hideaway, Lynch had something better to do than continue his run as a Facebook attraction?"
So... the guy not only has access to a device, but he has access to one with internet capability. Scary stuff. I imagine what ever he's got could be turned into an effective shank.
http://www.wired.com/vanish/2009/08/author-evan-ratliff-is-on-the-lam-locate-him-and-win-5000/
i guess finding a missing writer wasn't that exciting, why not go for finding a missing convict?
i suggest wired take it to even the next level, and just go and challenge us to find osama bin laden
not a bad idea, since the combined might of the world's governments can't seem to do the job of neutralizing that symbol
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
The conscious can be a bitch.
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it does not pay to take chances.
Sometimes it's not taunting -- sometimes it's a guy who's just tired of running. Sometimes it's a person who has no choice but to keep running, but wants to get caught. Before you jump to conclusions, let me share--
True story:
There was someone once upon a time who had gotten in with the wrong crowd. As it turns out, there's quite a demand for computer geniuses in the underworld and after being noticed and blackmailed, this person was in the unenviable position of having to assist an organized criminal group in defeating the electronic and physical security of various operations. S/he couldn't go to the authorities directly because s/he was being watched constantly by the co-conspirators and if s/he tried to leave s/he would be killed. So this person started leaving subtle clues behind in the equipment that s/he tampered with and elsewhere at the scene. This group was later responsible for clearing out several floors of a skyscraper and police were able to follow the clues left behind (or as you would call them "taunts") to eventually locate the person behind it and shut the group down. That person served a few years in jail, and later became best friends with the arresting officer. This individual now works as a consultant to the agency responsible for the arrest, helping them to gather electronic evidence.
Even the dumbest criminal knows by now that posting online under your own name when you're wanted by the cops is stupid. I'm forced to conclude there's a non-obvious motive for this behavior.
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the idea would be to capture him and try him. i doubt that is possible though, not because he is impossible to find, but he would probably kill himself if he saw his capture as imminent, well knowing himself that his status as a martyr is preferable
and of course other people will take his place, but no one with his fame/ infamy. that matters
the point is, you shouldn't just kill the man. you should kill his name. and you can only do this with a trial. the chance of that ever actually happening though is unfortunately very small, but it would be wonderful if osama bin laden were alive, in custody, and ready to be tried for his crimes
let him speak freely even. so you can slay his thinking directly on the stand. that's way more important than killing the man: killing his ideology
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Some guy gets fed up with facebook and states, as his last update, that he has better things to do with his life. How many thousand times did that happen every day in 2009?
PS after the initial escape, authorities don't really pursue fugitives that hard. They'll hit the system sooner or later, and when they do the long arm of the law will reach in and grab them. Living the rest of your life off the grid sounds cool, but in actuality it sucks. Most modern people won't stand for it and prefer a modern prison to a pre-modern lifestyle.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
This has the makings of a really awful sequel.
Soviet union is on that list so I would question how up to date it is. ;)
That said, then there are a lot of countries that only extradict criminals if the crime is serious enough. (I think that Dutch-USA treaties are like that). On the other hand, there are a lot of countries that extradict only if the crime isn't too serious (For example, constitution of Finland doesn't allow extradicting in cases when there is potentially any chance of death penalty in the target country).
So yeah, there are countries like that. Turns out - however - that moving to another country is difficult. You don't know the language, don't know anyone there, need to leave your family behind, will likely be illegally in the country -> No citizenship, no rights, nothing... That is when you ignore the problems in actually getting there, etc...
At this point, I am beginning to lean towards one of two things
The latter reason is the reality in the world of geopolitics. The family was allowed to fly out of the US when airspace to all air traffic had been closed due to the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. I would not be surprised to learn eventually he has been visiting the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas, for a weekly pea-knuckle game with Bush Jr. and Cheney and Rove.
He's gearing up to be on a reality TV Show.
This guy is ENGLISH! Come on man, "UK". That means United Kingdom. He escaped from a prison NE of London. England. What has extradition to the United States have to do with anything? Anyway, most of the places in your list look worse than being in a British prison.
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Tell the MPAA that he downloaded a cam'd version of Avatar. He'll be located, and his butt will be in jail by the end of the day.
This Birdman of Alcatraz ought to be tweeting, don't you think?
Interesting. I'd love to see the list. Though I imagine it depends on which country you are running from, right?
Yup, each country has its own treaties about extradition.
After some Googling, here's an article about extradition specific to UK.
Any country *not* in the two lists (part 1 and 2 of the act) is safe.
Well, not all countries are safe per se. I doubt Afghanistan and Pakistan could count as safe, but they are at least safe from extradition. The 2 Congos won't be a nice place either. Indonesia could be a better bet. China and North Korea are not on the list for obvious political reasons. Strangely, nor is Japan or South Korea.
The most complicated part isn't finding a country with no extradition treaty with the country one is running from (due to the absence of a global international treaty that's trivial).
The problem is finding :
- a way to *reach* said country safely without getting caught along the way. (The closest seems to be Morocco and that's not exactly next door)
- a way to get a new life in said country despite language barrier, lack of funding and possible political instability of said country.
- and both, without having any money nor any other possession beside the clothes the convict had on himself when running out of jail.
That is much more difficult to achieve than keeping low profile.
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The GPS could be attached to an armband that could administer a paralyzing shock similar to a taser if the device is tampered with so it couldn't be easily removed.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Don't RTFA. While moderately informative, it's filled with cynicism. And while I enjoy a little cynicism now and then, I prefer my news to be objective. Browse the internet (news.google.com has some interesting stuff) instead.
Every week he leaves a clue to lure the caped crusader into a devious trap.
(Gasp) Someone escapes prison and starts updating Facebook? And instead he could be doing something unconstructive like lifting some unwatched goods and running some simple 419 scams. But noooo... this guy updates his Facebook page. Who knows what comes next - World of Warcraft raids, and watching endless YouTube videos? Geez, someone get him a gun before it's too late.
If not he might become something worse, like a web developer. (shudder)
who are posting taunts on their Myspace accounts are wishing that they could get some attention.
cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
This guy better not download any illegal music. They'd find him and fine him quickly.
*DrugCheese rants*
One look at his page gives solid proof why anyone on a council estate should be neutered.
But there are *PLENTY* of people who work under the radar. For example, I've met a number of immigrants who worked within their own ethnic group on a cash-basis. The pay was less than you might get for a legit job, but the work itself wasn't necessarily bad or illegal. In many cases it was students working, prior to a more recent law change that allowed you to work part-time when in on a student visa.
Then you get into the illegal work. I'd imagine that there's plenty of jobs had for those that are willing to work in or beyond the "grey" area of legality. From what I've heard, once somebody has a criminal record one of the main reasons he/she will end up back in crime is that it's pretty damn hard to get a legitimate job.
Money a problem? Work for cash under the table. He can steal the ID of somebody who looks like him, and use that to open a bank account in a different state. Or just get a fake ID.
We're not talking about law-abiding citizens here, we're talking about criminals. I doubt that it often comes to a tent in the woods and showering in gas stations, especially if he makes it to a big city where he can blend in.
patents are too hard for me to read so i don't really know how abusive this is, but the important thing is we won't be paying royalties any time soon for LOLing.
the article is worded to push your buttons.