MS Issues Word Patch To Comply With Court Order
bennyboy64 writes "iTnews reports that Microsoft has begun offering what appears to be a patch for its popular Word software, allowing it to comply with a recent court ruling which has banned the software giant from selling patent-infringing versions of the word processing product. The workaround should put an end to a long-running dispute between Canadian i4i and Redmond, although it has hinted that the legal battle might yet take another turn."
Since Open Office is there, why would anyone go for this?
This is a civil lawsuit. The point is to make the plaintiff whole and cause the infringement to cease. It is not about any sort of punishment.
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It's patent-infringing, not copyright.
"I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
Don't submit something if you can't tell the difference between patent and copyright.
Hey don't blame me, IANAB
Groklaw has it.
It's very hard not to agree with the court that Microsoft wilfully infringed. Furthermore, it seems they expected to be caught, and to lose the inevitable suit - and didn't care either. Not hard to see why: The damages awarded are equivalent to just two days' revenue for Microsoft (although they infringed for five years). As a commenter pointed out, that's why such cases are unlikely to change their posture on software patents; even when they lose in that arena (and they are serial infringers, frequently losing such cases) - they have already made a huge profit on the whole dirty business. Same old Microsoft.
The way damages were calculated is detailed by the document linked (and was upheld by appeal, as it most likely substantially underestimated the real damages).
you had me at #!
What a maroon !!
Existing copies of Word were expressly grandfathered in by the ruling -- only the sale of new copies was prohibited. Is the patch intended to be applied against shrink-wrapped copies bought after Jan. 11th?
CENTER FOR UNEASE CONTROL, Seattle, -- A federal court has banned Microsoft Word from sale as a poisonous substance, suspected of causing millions of brain-deaths around the world.
Microsoft Office has long been considered potentially hazardous to health, despite advertising claiming that "four out of five CEOs prefer Outlook" and most of the billions of dollars sloshing around in major banks' credit-default swaps before the Great Recession actually having been calculated in macros in Excel.
Workers whose computers are infected with Microsoft Office are advised to press "escape," step slowly away from the desk, break into a run and gather at the official hazardous substances meeting point, in the pub around the corner from the office.
Symptoms include nausea, irritability and short temper, hostility, homicidal impulses, loss of mental clarity, diarrhoea, mental confusion and liver damage from excess alcohol consumption.
Doctors have recommended victims of Word use OpenOffice instead, its "majestic" startup time giving one healthy pause to catch one's breath, make a cup of tea and nip off to the loo, and its fibrous composition providing the same health-giving effects and taste sensation as eating a bowl of sawdust with milk every morning for the rest of your life. Many sufferers have instead opted to write on toilet paper with a burnt stick.
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Hooray! Now we can all stagnate. See: Melancholy Elephants but instead of standard writing, apply it to programming writing. From a comment in: This Story (which I'm in too ;): "To protect all artists you must disadvantage some. Those some rarely see the logic." which leads to: "Its a horrible future where the copyright maximalist dream (copyright forever and ever) is near at hand, and is finally shown to be a nightmare. The "some" artists that are disadvantaged are the ones who cannot profit from their works in a reasonable time period and refuse to cope with the markets. The Vast Majority who are protected are the Other artists of today and the infinite future, protecting their freedom to innovate, rebuild and even reinvent without some ancient monopoly power looming in the shadows to spank them and call them thieves." Software patents are basically "copyright" for ideas so all of this applies. Now, I'm not saying software patents shouldn't exist but rather in the context of stagnation especially with the pace of development that they should be much shorter than they are now.
Shh.
"The way damages were calculated is detailed by the document linked (and was upheld by appeal, as it most likely substantially underestimated the real damages)."
The damages were not upheld because the estimate was worth a shit (and after reading how they arrived at them I think they were WAY high) they were upheld because Microsoft failed to file a pre-verdict JMOL on damages. Or so it says under B. Reasonableness of the Damages Award.
This isn't really news - Microsoft started making the patch available to OEMs in October in anticipation of a losing legal battle. Is it any surprise they could make it available to end-users so "quickly"?
Modding "-1, Troll" is not a proper response if you disagree with me. Try reason.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MEEeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
* /steve shakes fist angrily.
The workaround should put an end to a long-running dispute between Canadian i4i and Redmond
Oh, hey, I know that guy! He lives down the street from me, right next to C3P0 and THX1138.
Modding "-1, Troll" is not a proper response if you disagree with me. Try reason.
Open office's word processor isn't bad. I've been forced to use the powerpoint replacement (called "Impress") recently and the word "SUCK" doesn't even begin to cover just how badly unworkable it is. In fact, I've renamed it "Repress" because that's a more accurate description of what it does.
I'm not trying to do fancy transitions or stupid animations either. Just basic slideware for hour or 90 minute long technical presentations. It can't even do a fsking "replace template" or "master" properly. It just sucks. Totally and completely sucks.
By the way, in case I wasn't clear -- I don't care for it.
When it meets even close to parity, I'll jump all over it. Until then, I'll pay my Microsoft tax (or switch and pay my Apple tax).
The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
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Will this be a foreced patch? that can not be blocked?
I do exactly that with business documents every day. I open them in OpenOffice.org, print them from OO.o, and if something doesn't import/open correctly due to mistranslation, I make do with what I've got just like millions of users have done across decades of opening important documents in various versions of Microsoft office programs. Microsoft's office programs don't always open and work flawlessly across operating systems or even versions of Microsoft Office. Any talk about "guarantees" and 100% perfect conversion, that's the utopia.
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There's no guarantee the next version of Microsoft Office will support them either if history is our guide.
So if you're throwing away your productivity building your business intelligence into office applications, how 'bout just not doing that?
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I have disliked MS products for many years, but many schools and businesses require submissions to use MS products. If you use an alternative you run the risk of compatibility issues, and this can be a deal breaker or grade deduction. The recipient says,"Can't open it." It's a simple .txt file! Can't or won't?
...finely detailed and rigidly laid out documents...
You mean Corel WordPerfect Office yes?
But I also learned at Groklaw today that Microsoft is looking for somebody to reach out to the open source community...
The whole thing is quite amusing. Somebody should probably cache that - I'm sure it will be gone by morning.
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Office 2007 has refused to update itself on my machine since March, so I'm not worried about losing functionality. Sorry, i4i, I will still be violating your copyright unwillingly! :D
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So essentially, Microsoft got sued for, putting extra data in a file. What a joke.
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Your wording will probably get you a Troll mod but Impress is certainly weak compared to Powerpoint. May I suggest, however, that you try Latex + Beamer. It will construct very readable, elegant presentations quickly and without any "tax" at all (it's open source of course).
So if this is the future...where's my jet pack?
Don't you think they have suffered enough. Everywhere I look, I see hatred being dumped on this poor company that is just trying to do what it does best. For gods sake, leave microsoft alone.
Besides, don't you think apple fanbois had something to do with this. Apple really sucks, and I think this is them dumping on microsoft, again.
This is such MSBS; ranks up with 'its not because our sw is complete shit, its because we are popular' excuse for providing an ease-of-abuse platform to one and all.
People make plain simple documents and need to distribute them. There is nothing about these documents that wasn't fully served 15 years ago. The add-on-pointless-crap is only about lock-in. Look at any "business user" you know, and think carefully about their need for anything beyond what can be faxed.
Adobe were doing well on being the defacto standard, until they found out that their software had to protect against all the inadequacies of the (windows) platform, or be a vector of attack. Go figure; a sort of virus-mine planted by MS. Nice work.
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Apparently it's "popular"?
This seems to be your only substantive complaint in the whole diatribe.
I've just tried replacing a Master and found the process simple and efficient. Likewise templates seem logical, simple and not noticeably different to other presentation software to me.
Can you please be more specific about the problems you're having?
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
.. if you go by their thinking.
First steal, make money, then pay a pittance if caught and nailed.
Not that their products are worth it.
I only ever spent money for 1 XP license everything else is FOSS.
Was this written into the OOXML standard that was approved by the ISO? If so, then Microsoft documents are no longer compliant to their own standard.
If I don't install this patch, will Microsoft get sued again? Quick, nobody install the patch!
IF Microsoft wants to really blow openoffice out of the water, they need to make sure that when you export a CSV, it doesn't go all Y-2-Krazy on standard ISO dates. OpenOffice can't compare with that!
(And before you try to tell me OO.o doesn't do that, I'm looking at a fresh file that says it does... goddamn it...)
If you read TFA, it says "Now it appears that the patch is available on Microsoft's OEM Partner Center Website". If you go to the OEM Partner Center Website, you will find it is intended for system builders who preinstall the Office Ready image on new PCs and sell Office Ready PCs to customers.
...and yeah, no shock that some find that trollsome, but it's truly based on hours of use.
Unfortunately, for my needs, just having a good presentation isn't quite enough. It needs to be compatible and re-usable for different conferences -- often where a specific background template is required.
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I don't want much. My need is common. I write and deliver presentations at many conferences. Often, they are the same or variations on the same sessions with just updates and tweaks. Conferences often require specific background templates and masters.
1. Application of a new background master (with it's own color, font, bullet, background graphic logos, etc.) should be a two click change.
2. Making a "global" change on the master to how bullets, fonts, indentation, colors, etc. are applied to sections should be a few clicks at most, and easily re-applied to all slides.
I find these two most basic functions entirely painful and barely workable in Open Office Depress.
I find it crashtastic when doing something as simple as reformatting, and there are times when font layouts for text areas become "confused to the extent that you're better off deleting them entirely and re-entering the text than trying to figure out what got screwed up.
In short, the product doesn't do what it needs to do for me, as a presenter.
My mac-geek friends all swear by Keynote. I'm quite used to Powerpoint. I don't know anyone who prefers depress.
The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
I just click View/Master/Slide Master. There's a selection of Master Pages, clicking on them gives the option of applying to selected or all pages. I don't know how you could find this hard.
2. Making a "global" change on the master to how bullets, fonts, indentation, colors, etc. are applied to sections should be a few clicks at most, and easily re-applied to all slides.
In View/Master/Slide Master, click the master page you're using. Make the changes, done. What are you finding difficult about it? To me it seems simpler and more logical than Powerpoint.
I find it crashtastic when doing something as simple as reformatting, and there are times when font layouts for text areas become "confused to the extent that you're better off deleting them entirely and re-entering the text than trying to figure out what got screwed up.
It's been far more stable than Powerpoint for me. I don't remember it ever locking up or crashing. Likewise I've never had any problems with font layouts. What are you doing when they mess up? If you're having problems with imported/pasted text, try Edit/Paste Special and paste as unformatted text.
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
Given that the patch was posted on Microsoft's OEM Builder web site back in October 2009, it's kind of old news if you have a Microsoft OEM license. The question now is will Microsoft roll out a similar patch on the public Office Update website, though.
I know user experience is subjective, and it sounds to me that because you are accustomed to using Powerpoint, and you were expecting Impress to be an exact replica, your experience was worse than if you would have gone into the situation with the expectation that it's a different program and you need to learn a different way of doing something.