Scientists Turn Wood Into Bone
Bob the Super Hamster writes "The BBC is reporting that scientists in Italy have developed a method to convert rattan wood into a bone-like substance. The bone replacement is currently being tested in sheep, where, when inserted into the area of a fracture, it joins with the existing bone and eventually fuses. Unlike other bone replacements, this one actually has load-bearing ability and also naturally fuses with the existing bone. Additionally, since it is porous like real bone, nerves and blood vessels can pass through it."
Now you gotta watch for termites
Now we will have pirates with non obvious wooden legs. I will call them Ninja Pirates. I wonder how this will affect global warming.
-Xoltri
Same editor.
Pirate Technology has come a long way since the peg leg.
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I always thought that wood and bone pretty much referred to the same thing.
William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
that we can now start growing meat on trees? Technically speaking.
I do that every time I get an erection.
Pamela Anderson turns my wood into bone all the time... what's the big deal?
step on the stoooones...
Giving sheep "a bone".
This is supposed to be Italy, not Montana. Geesh!
Finally, they have discovered a decent use for rattan. Just promise to stop using it on chairs.
Yeah.. Heh heh M heh he.... And then you said "bone". Hehehehehehemehh.
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Sticks and stones ARE my bones!
Well, actually, a couple of my joints are titanium.
Good news! Professor Farnsworth did it first in "Anthology of Interest II"
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Replacements already exist that have "load-bearing ability and also naturally fuses with the existing bone"
Although the use of wood instead of demineralized bone sounds new.
So this is just a "Cellulose based bio compatible organic bone replacement material" Bin freeking whoop dee do.....
I for one welcome our partially wood legged overlords....
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
Well that's very interesting, because I am in fact made entirely of wood.
Life is wet, then you dry.
No bulletproofing. Less specific modulus than titanium. Lame.
Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
This will help global warming.
Because the pirates will be able to carry around sheep limbs and use them instead of swords, resulting in fewer rest stops between pirating for mutton breaks.
However, it will result in a lot more three-legged sheep due to pirate depredations.
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End of the article: "Bones from wood could soon be opening up a new branch of medical science."
bahahaha
Toad the Wet Sproket has already done that. They even walked on the ocean and turned flesh into water, too.
Seems like they needed more bones for the offering.
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Avoid termites at all costs.
That's quite a load you're carrying my young sapling.
Drown him... if he floats he's a witch... burn him... if he burns he's a witch...
Since when is Semantics a Slashdot category?
Insightful and funny are really the same thing, except one has a punch line.
Everybody sing along now...
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Good news, everyone! I've discovered reverse fossilization!
Turning bone into wood is fairly redundant, yes?
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Well, this outta be good news for Pinocchio.
I'm sure this was invented only to see these comment's on /.
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I don't see your nose getting longer...
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The bone replacement is currently being tested in sheep, where, when inserted into the area of a fracture,
how are all these sheep getting fractures?
I am wondering if they fracture the bones of the sheep or if they just happen to look very hard for injured sheep..
I thought this article was about turning a woodie into a boner.
..Which I always thought was pretty much the same thing, hence my inquisitiveness.
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- aqk
F U
Is that a replacement bone in your leg, or are you just happy to see me?
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Now I can't help but imagine a character like Wolverine who had wood fiber injected into him instead of adamantium. He'd have the obvious advantage that he'd be immune to Magneto...but he'd have to keep his distance from Pyro. ;)
Scientists change a woody into a boner. Khmm...
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
That is so steampunk!
Butthead: He said "Wood!"
Beavis: Yeah yeah yeah... then he said "Bone!"
convert rattan wood into a bone-like substance
(Grabs man-purse). Pier-1, HERE I COME!
Man Wolverine got a complete shiny adiamantium skeleton replacement, here they put wood in your bones. Man reality sucks...
if you'll start creaking as you sit down.
Yarteries.
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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. ...because they're made of... wood? ...Exactly. So, logically... ...A witch!
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3:
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere:
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2:
I think John Mayer said it best
Walk on the ocean
Step on the stones
Flesh becomes water
Wood becomes bone
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Gives a whole new meaning to: "I've got a woody!"
Does this mean I can use my medical insurance to buy furniture at Pier 1 now?
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It occurs that there might be more applications for a lightweight, load bearing bone-like substance that is manufacturable and that can be shaped. Aeronautics, construction...?
The Elves started it...
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