Scientists Turn Wood Into Bone
Bob the Super Hamster writes "The BBC is reporting that scientists in Italy have developed a method to convert rattan wood into a bone-like substance. The bone replacement is currently being tested in sheep, where, when inserted into the area of a fracture, it joins with the existing bone and eventually fuses. Unlike other bone replacements, this one actually has load-bearing ability and also naturally fuses with the existing bone. Additionally, since it is porous like real bone, nerves and blood vessels can pass through it."
Now you gotta watch for termites
Now we will have pirates with non obvious wooden legs. I will call them Ninja Pirates. I wonder how this will affect global warming.
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I always thought that wood and bone pretty much referred to the same thing.
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step on the stoooones...
Giving sheep "a bone".
This is supposed to be Italy, not Montana. Geesh!
Finally, they have discovered a decent use for rattan. Just promise to stop using it on chairs.
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Replacements already exist that have "load-bearing ability and also naturally fuses with the existing bone"
Although the use of wood instead of demineralized bone sounds new.
So this is just a "Cellulose based bio compatible organic bone replacement material" Bin freeking whoop dee do.....
I for one welcome our partially wood legged overlords....
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Well that's very interesting, because I am in fact made entirely of wood.
Life is wet, then you dry.
No bulletproofing. Less specific modulus than titanium. Lame.
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This will help global warming.
Because the pirates will be able to carry around sheep limbs and use them instead of swords, resulting in fewer rest stops between pirating for mutton breaks.
However, it will result in a lot more three-legged sheep due to pirate depredations.
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Toad the Wet Sproket has already done that. They even walked on the ocean and turned flesh into water, too.
Seems like they needed more bones for the offering.
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Turning bone into wood is fairly redundant, yes?
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Well, this outta be good news for Pinocchio.
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The bone replacement is currently being tested in sheep, where, when inserted into the area of a fracture,
how are all these sheep getting fractures?
I am wondering if they fracture the bones of the sheep or if they just happen to look very hard for injured sheep..
Is that a replacement bone in your leg, or are you just happy to see me?
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Scientists change a woody into a boner. Khmm...
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convert rattan wood into a bone-like substance
(Grabs man-purse). Pier-1, HERE I COME!
Man Wolverine got a complete shiny adiamantium skeleton replacement, here they put wood in your bones. Man reality sucks...
if you'll start creaking as you sit down.
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Walk on the ocean
Step on the stones
Flesh becomes water
Wood becomes bone
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Nah, bone is not meat and rattan is not a tree. Though I guess it does grow on trees so there’s that.
Does this mean I can use my medical insurance to buy furniture at Pier 1 now?
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It occurs that there might be more applications for a lightweight, load bearing bone-like substance that is manufacturable and that can be shaped. Aeronautics, construction...?
The Elves started it...
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