Slashdot Mirror


Political Affiliation Can Be Differentiated By Appearance

quaith writes "It's not the way they dress, but the appearance of their face. A study published in PLoS One by Nicholas O. Rule and Nalini Ambady of Tufts University used closely cropped greyscale photos of people's faces, standardized for size. Undergrads were asked to categorize each person as either a Democrat or Republican. In the first study, students were able to differentiate Republican from Democrat senate candidates. In the second, students were able to differentiate the political affiliation of other college students. Accuracy in both studies was about 60% — not perfect, but way better than chance."

262 comments

  1. Affliction T's by fhuglegads · · Score: 1

    I'd to see Rush squeeze into one of those bad boys.

  2. Obvious by Hatta · · Score: 1

    This should be easy enough. Hipsters are liberal, hicks are conservative. Pretty easy to identify them from facial hair amongst other cues.

    --
    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    1. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The majority of white people in the US, who voted for McCain, are hicks?

    2. Re:Obvious by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

      This should be easy enough. Hipsters are liberal, hicks are conservative. Pretty easy to identify them from facial hair amongst other cues.

      There are strange boundary cases however. Like when someone becomes so hipster they're hicks [Warning, NSFW] like in the Jan 21st picture on that blog. And, like the theoretical Higgs Boson, if one traverses the hick spectrum far enough right they will eventually stumble upon some sort of strange class of so-Broke-Back-Mountain-it's-hipster ... while I don't have any pictures for you the Hipsters/Hicks Research Community That Takes Money from Parents Who Are Worried about Their Youths is all abuzz with the existence of them ... we're just not sure how to test for it yet without a dedicated blog sending us pictures of that particular subculture wildlife.

      --
      My work here is dung.
    3. Re:Obvious by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      And also, the guy who's actually drinking a beer during the photo shoot--probably a hick.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    4. Re:Obvious by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obvious? What party do these folks belong to?

      http://tinyurl.com/partymember

      Can I join?

      --
      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    5. Re:Obvious by AB3A · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The old saw: "If you're not a liberal when you're young, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative when you're older, you have no brain." (Variants have been attributed to Winston Churchill, though there is no indication that he ever said this)

      Age may not be such a bad indicator after all.

      --
      Nearly fifty percent of all graduates come from the bottom half of the class!
    6. Re:Obvious by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Obvious? What party do these folks belong to?

      I can see Teddy Kennedy reaching across the aisle on this one.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    7. Re:Obvious by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please note that Churchill was English. Liberal and conservative are totally different over there. Liberal means anti-government intervention, conservative means the opposite. For example Margaret Thatcher called Ronald Reagan "the greatest liberal of our time". So yeah, that makes sense- if you're naive you think that markets and good faith will make everything work out ok. When you get older and wise enough to know better, you want society to step in and fix shit.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    8. Re:Obvious by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      And if you're a Green who realizes that political power oscillating back and forth between the conservatives and the liberals is a control system with feedback seeking balanced policy over time, then what can we make of you?

      --

      Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
    9. Re:Obvious by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      She must have been either desperate or delusional to describe Ronald "drug warrior" Reagan as "anti-government intervention"...

    10. Re:Obvious by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody voted for McCain. They voted for Palin. And yes, they were urbanally challenged.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    11. Re:Obvious by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if you could reach a 60% correlation between AGE and party affiliation; and I'm sure you can between GENDER and affiliation. Was the study normalized for those sorts of obvious flags?

    12. Re:Obvious by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      You are taking a statistical study, and the obvious reason behind it, and then mis-applying it to make a derogatory statement.

      What that would actually mean is that if you look like a hick, then people are going to call you a conservative, and they'd be right 60% of the time.

    13. Re:Obvious by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "What can we make of you?"

      Soylent green- GREEN!

      The environmentally friendly Soylent green.

      Try some today.

      --
      Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
    14. Re:Obvious by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      They were (and are) either very rich or very stupid. Both provide physical 'tells'.

    15. Re:Obvious by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      And if you're a Green who realizes that political power oscillating back and forth between the conservatives and the liberals is a control system with feedback seeking balanced policy over time, then what can we make of you?

      Clueless if not extremely interested in Preference Voting systems?

    16. Re:Obvious by JonStewartMill · · Score: 2, Funny

      So if you want to stay young, stay liberal? Works for me.

    17. Re:Obvious by Third+Position · · Score: 1

      Well, the last time I went to vote in a primary, the precinct worker assumed I'd be asking for a Democratic ballot, and was surprised when I asked for a Republican one.

      I figured it was time for a shave, haircut and a pair of jeans without holes in them.

      --
      American Third Position
      Finally, a real choice!
    18. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you get older and wise enough to know better, you want society to step in and fix shit.

      Remember kids, "Society" does not have to mean "Government".

    19. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that won't help you stay young, just childish.

    20. Re:Obvious by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Liberal and conservative are totally different over there. Liberal means anti-government intervention, conservative means the opposite.

      This more or less tracks with America. Democrats want to tax me more, Republicans want to take control of my body and tell me who I can and can't marry. I support Democrats because I oppose intrusive government.

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    21. Re:Obvious by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      Tomato, tomahto.

    22. Re:Obvious by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Age may not be such a bad indicator after all.

      Unless you consider that most people don't change their political parties, whereas your theory would require that most people do.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    23. Re:Obvious by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Liberal means anti-government intervention, conservative means the opposite.

      That's correct in the US too. Just think of how many government employees were added when Bush/Cheney created Homeland security and all the bureaucracy that goes with it.

      Republicans lobby for votes on low taxes and small government, but when in power they do the complete opposite.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    24. Re:Obvious by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      In all fairness to the Republicans, they do lower taxes. The freaky thing is that they also increase spending. I guess they just figure the Democrats will eventually come in and straighten up the budget.

    25. Re:Obvious by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I dunno where I read it, but "It takes 20 years for a person to go from liberal to conservative without changing a single opinion." As young, liberal people are added to the world, and old conservative people die off the political landscape changes. This is called progress, and the old conservatives are always on the wrong side of it.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    26. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I voted for McCain. Palin's an annoying she-git.

      Of course, you'd probably call me a hick, anyway; but then, the rightwing bible-humpers would probably call me a hipster. The stereotyping is so powerful because it's applied in both directions -- a liberal hipster considers all hicks conservatives and all conservatives hicks, and a conservative hick calls all hipsters lib'ruls and all liberals damn city slickers.

    27. Re:Obvious by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know where you read it either, but if I were you I'd find it and throw it away. I know many people who were very conservative when they were younger, but got progressively more liberal during the Bush era. People tend to change based up their experiences, and wisdom tends to come with age. The way you are telling it conservatives are wise and liberals are foolish. We recently had 8 years of solid proof that this simply isn't a valid conclusion. (which is not to say it is the other way around either; I hereby declare no political affiliation or preference for the purpose of this post)

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    28. Re:Obvious by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The problem with today's US is that the "old values" don't work anymore. The GOP used to be for freedom of market and personal liberties, low tax, low government influence, let-the-market-sort-it out and pro-gun. And as such, I could well sympathize with them.

      I cannot anymore. They are no longer the pre-Reagan Republicans. Sure, the whole "christian" baggage has always been part of the agenda, but it has never had such a strong influence in their party line. And, personally, I deem that worse than the "worldly" way the Democrats try to meddle with the affairs of their subjects. At least their agendas have some sort of real basis instead of one published in a book some millenia ago allegedly written to the laws of someone's imaginary friend.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    29. Re:Obvious by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      ...and take the blame for the Rep blunders. That's what bothers me about it.

      Obama will have to do about the worst to get the budget back on track, and many of the things he will have to do will not be popular at all. People don't really like it when you take more from them and give them less in return, but that's basically what has to happen now unless we want to see the US spiral into a debt that would require any "normal" organisation to file for bankrupcy.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    30. Re:Obvious by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Democrats want your money but not your morals (mostly).

      Republicans want your morals but not your money (mostly).

      Both want to tell you how to live your life. Face it, by definition politicians think they know better than the voters how to run the country, ie everyone else's life. Everyone else has too much to do to waste time that way.

    31. Re:Obvious by schon · · Score: 1

      What you're talking about is called a Strategic Deficit

    32. Re:Obvious by pnewhook · · Score: 1, Troll

      In all fairness to the Republicans, they do lower taxes.

      NO they don't. That is the ultimate American myth.

      Do you remember Bush Sr, getting elected on the platform "Read my lips - no new taxes!", then within the very first year, increasing taxes for everyone.

      Bush Jr, 2004 stated "we cut taxes, which basically meant people had more money in their pocket" while simultaneously levying 5.9 billion increase in fees. The 2005 budget stated the government will take in +13% increase in taxes in 2005 compared to 2004.

      Republicans spend AND tax, they just spin it and pretend they are for lower taxes.

      --
      Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
    33. Re:Obvious by russotto · · Score: 1

      And if you're a Green who realizes that political power oscillating back and forth between the conservatives and the liberals is a control system with feedback seeking balanced policy over time, then what can we make of you?

      An idealistic fool.

      The problem is the oscillation is only in one dimension. Along other axes (where the two sides agree), things keep getting worse.

    34. Re:Obvious by black88 · · Score: 0

      Kinda with you on that one, to a point. I could be called a libertarian, but I don't think that some of the more extreme positions of that ideology work well. Such as being totally against any taxation at all. Which is fine, except when your house catches fire while your wife is being raped at knife point and you have no weapons, not to mention no roads for the police, fire and medics to get to you.

      I have always thought that American politics is ALL about "god". To the left, the "people" and the "state" are god, and I must bow to egalitarianism, and to the right, "god" is "god" and I must bow to the Abrahamic disease of monotheism.

      Fuck 'em both.

    35. Re:Obvious by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      For a start, your money does not exist, it is a function of society, of government, all the money like all the assets in a society are owned by that society and it is based upon that society/government, how control over those assets is distributed and defined. You own nothing (except that bag of mostly water) and your are nothing but a cranky short haired rock throwing monkey on your own. It is only by being part of a society, being a part of government (voting and sharing you opinion counts just as much as standing for election as a representative of the rest of society). It is time get over the really rather juvenile fantasy of 'mine, mine, mine' and wake up to the mature reality of 'ours'.

      As to being able to guess a person political standing by their appearance, listen to your grannies, if you keep pulling that face and it will stay like that for ever ie spend the bulk of your time smiling and laughing and the wrinkles in your face will show it, spend all your time angry and frowning and that expression will be locked in (apart from of course the plastic fantastics but on the whole they tend to be shallow conservatives). So if you're a grumblebum your're gonna end up looking like one on the other hand if you're caring and sharing and happy go lucky people will visibly recognise you as such.

      Even posture counts, walk around like you've got half a dozen brass rods shoved up your Kyber Pass ( http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/khyber_pass_1 ) and people will pretty much accurately guess your a conservative.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    36. Re:Obvious by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I don't call people hicks, but that's because I never see hicks. I have my people to keep them away from my sight.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    37. Re:Obvious by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Intervention in market/business regulation, not in social life.

      Liberal in WordNet:
      [quote](...)
        2: a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and
            self-regulating markets[/quote]

    38. Re:Obvious by icebraining · · Score: 1

      The old get old, and the young get stronger.
      May take a week, and it may take longer.
      They got the guns, but we got the numbers.
      Gonna win yeah, we're taking over.
      Come on!

    39. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't even try to back any of that up with facts. This is because you know you can't.

    40. Re:Obvious by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Please note that Churchill was English. Liberal and conservative are totally different over there. Liberal means anti-government intervention, conservative means the opposite.

      This is not correct. In UK (and other Commonwealth countries) politics, "Liberal" is used to describe economic policies while "Conservative" is used to describe a social policies. They're classifications on two sides of a square, not two ends of a line.

    41. Re:Obvious by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      Cockney slang is weird.

      Not sure if it is a "good weird" or a "bad weird".

    42. Re:Obvious by Baki · · Score: 0

      As for me, I was conservative when I was young (I convinced my parents to vote on a capitalist-conservative party when I was 11 years old, I was really a fanatic black&white person at the time), and became more and more liberal when I got older. I am now over 40 and leaning towards outright socialism (b.t.w. not because of self interests, I have a family, pay low taxes and earn over $200k per year).

      Churchill's suggestion that becoming wise equates to becoming conservative, of course, only reflects his personal opinion on what is wise. I disagree.

      Even though this well known saying may sound interesting, I think it is dangerous and might even press people who think they are now old and thus should be wise into the wrong direction.

    43. Re:Obvious by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      And they seem to be saying that on average 0.5% of people are (perceived as) democrat. (See image 3)

      --
      Also FatPhil on SoylentNews, id 863
    44. Re:Obvious by Le+Tmraire · · Score: 1

      Gawdon Bennet! Crowley crap dang is weird.

      Not sure if i' is a "good weird" awer a "bad weird". OK?

    45. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reagan said something similar: (not verbatim)

      "You might remember me as sort of a bleeding-heart liberal in my younger days. But then I grew up, and put away childish things."

    46. Re:Obvious by DrMemory · · Score: 1

      The old saw: "If you're not a liberal when you're young, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative when you're older, you have no brain." (Variants have been attributed to Winston Churchill, though there is no indication that he ever said this)

      Not surprisingly, this is a very popular quote among conservatives. Translation: liberals are young, foolish, and/or stupid. It just sounds less like an bare-faced insult when phrased that way.

    47. Re:Obvious by phlinn · · Score: 1

      It's too bad you don't have a weapon in that scenario, although most anarchists and libertarians would encourage you to arm yourself. Remember: when seconds count, the police are only minutes away. As I understand it, being totally against all forms of taxation is a marker of anarchism rather than libertarians. It's a murky line though...

      As for the existence of roads, I would note that there is nothing stopping a group of people from maintaining their own road at their own expense, which happens with a number of small communites with private roads. It would even be possible for a private individual to own and operate a toll road. Remember that the heaviest used bridge in the US connecting to Canada is a privately owned toll bridge.

      --
      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
    48. Re:Obvious by phlinn · · Score: 1

      I'm curious about dietary habits. I don't know of any vegan republicans, and vegans tend to be thinner than average in my experience...

      --
      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
    49. Re:Obvious by AB3A · · Score: 1

      You seem to find insult in this where there is none intended.

      The very notions of liberalism and conservatism often change with the generations in ways such that yesterday's liberal views often become conservative. Look at how many on the Right quote Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. By the standards of his day, he was very much a liberal.

      Another fact: Empathy and eagerness to improve the world by the young often lead them to what many consider liberal views. They try things that others "know" can't work. Most of these ideas fail, but a few stick. As you get older, experience and pragmatism often set in. Often habit takes over where they should be questioning why we do things the way we do. Using one's experience and "brains" is often a way to keep doing what you've been doing.

      If you see this as an insult, you may want to check your knowledge of history and the humanities.

      --
      Nearly fifty percent of all graduates come from the bottom half of the class!
    50. Re:Obvious by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Thank you for making that point. But I would go a step further: Even in the US, the association of Republican=conservative and Democrat=liberal is a complete farce.

    51. Re:Obvious by DrMemory · · Score: 1

      The implication of the quote is that if you are older and not conservative, then you don't have a brain. That is indeed a bare faced insult to anyone that is older and not conservative, and it is rather silly to claim otherwise (your statements about changing political views, with which I would generally agree, notwithstanding).

      As to your comment about my views being based on ignorance of history and the humanities....well argued sir! You have laid bare my obvious weaknesses...I capitulate.

    52. Re:Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in this case the young died young, but anyway...

      I'm smiling through my teeth
      Anybody can be a millionaire
      So everybody's gotta try
      But by the laws of this human jungle
      Only the heartless will survive

      The smoke and the steam
      And the broken down dreams
      The hope and the hunger
      Frustration and anger
      The little drunken lives
      Driving through the traffic lights
      And away from who they are

      You see I sold my soul
      To pay for my dinner
      My stomach grew fatter
      But my heart grew thinner
      I ain't fooling I'm falling
      I wasn't wicked just weak

  3. Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Age by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Factor 1 (46% of variance explained) consisted of high loadings on likeability (.94) and trustworthiness (.97) and low loadings on dominance (.11) and facial maturity (.14). Factor 2 (42% of variance explained) consisted of high loadings on dominance (.92) and facial maturity

    My grandmother used to tell me something along the lines of what is often misattributed to Churchill:

    If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.

    And I would also like to point out for the college students that society (especially high school) often pigeonholes people and defines who they are on how they look. The individual sometimes has no choice and sometimes just accepts it and goes with it in order to belong. If you look older when you're young and people might instinctively treat you like a cold Republican. Always looked young and innocent? Then a warm Democrat.

    Would be an explanation that agrees with the correlation the research drew to define the deviation from random guessing but nothing conclusive.

    --
    My work here is dung.
  4. Geez, pick the black guy. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a dumb study. Of course you can pick a party affiliation by appearance. First off, if you always say a black guy is a Democrat, you'd be right 90% of the time, based on voting records. That would give you 60% overall correct, even if everything else was 50,50, assuming a sample set that roughly mirrors the population.

    --
    This is my sig.
    1. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

      What a dumb study. Of course you can pick a party affiliation by appearance. First off, if you always say a black guy is a Democrat, you'd be right 90% of the time, based on voting records. That would give you 60% overall correct, even if everything else was 50,50, assuming a sample set that roughly mirrors the population.

      Of course, if you RTFA, the photos of other students were all Caucasian.
      So if you always said a "black guy" was a Democrat, it wouldn't have any effect on the results at all.

    2. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      WASPs == Republican, Irish, Southern and Eastern European == Democrat. I think that gives at least a 60% chance of success.

    3. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You didn't read the study. If you did, you would have seen that they actually tried to figure out what people were using to differentiate.

      Apparently it's this: people with more powerful looking faces are more likely to be Republican (and are more likely to be chosen as Republican, regardless of their true affiliation), and people with warmer more friendly faces are picked to be Democratic

      You should read the paper. They actually linked to the full study this time, so it's a worthy read; if you've never actually read a scientific study before, you'll realize how different real science is compared to how the press is when it reports on science.

      --
      Qxe4
    4. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You read TFA? I'd say you;re a libertarian!

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    5. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh hello... Irish Republican here... Well, technically I'm conservative, fuck both parties...

    6. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Somehow I think you and I have a different understanding of the term "Irish Republican"

    7. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right! He's a BLACK guy, isn't he??

      As black as the night itself, mayor.

    8. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by pydev · · Score: 1

      WASP is "white Anglo-Saxon protestant". Southern and Eastern European is definitely not WASP, since they are usually neither Anglo-Saxon nor protestant.

      And where are Republicans supposed to come from if not WASP, Irish, Southern Europe, Eastern Europe, or black? Is the Republican party only made up of Indians, Native Americans, Chinese, and Japanese? Or what?

    9. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      I should have separated by semi colon maybe. I'm alleging WASPs to make up Republican ranks (and Scotch-Irish also). Then you're normal Irish, Italians, Poles, etc, plus like 90% of your "minority" types, less the Cubans, usually go in your "Democrat" slot.

    10. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by gobbo · · Score: 1

      WASP is "white Anglo-Saxon protestant".

      Oh! I always thought that WASP was defined as "someone who gets out of the shower to pee."

    11. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 1

      Wait, WASPs are Republicans?

    12. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      It's a republican that contains whiskey, right?

    13. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends. Does he support Fianna Fail or Sinn Fein?

      Besides, WASP = White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Hardly the standard majority "Irish" - White Celtic Catholic.

    14. Re:Geez, pick the black guy. by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      WASPs == Republican, Irish

      The ASP in WASP stands for Anglo Saxon Protestant, not things Ireland has an overabundance of.

  5. when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I work the polls each year I try to pass the time by guessing the party affiliations of my voters.

    "Hmm, large SUV and business suit. Republican."
    "Large breasted college age chick. Democrat."
    "Subaru Outback and peacenik bumper stickers. Green Party."
    "Pick-up truck and AR-15. Libertarian."

    It's amazing how bored you get working a 15 hour day when you only get 40 voters.... ;)

    --
    I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    1. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by kellin · · Score: 1

      What would you give an average dressed dude driving a Jetta Turbo?

      --
      GWB to President of Brazil - "You have blacks, too?"
    2. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Independent/unaffiliated

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    3. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Large breasted college age chick. Democrat."

      Political affiliation is totally what I'd be thinking about here too.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    4. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      If he's an American, he's a liberal. Only rich Republicans drive foreign cars--and they would drive something more expensive than a Jetta.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    5. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by jocabergs · · Score: 1

      I was going to say something about stereotypes and how wrong you are, but then I looked out the window correlated cars in driveways along my street with political ideology and found you were right. Except for one glaring mistake, it doesn't matter what political ideology a college chick with big breasts has, I'll agree with what ever she says.

    6. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      But don't join the Democratic party thinking you're going to score. Those Dem babes only date Republican jerks.

      It's a Democrat thing, and if you aren't in the party you wouldn't understand. We just can't resist a guy who will cynically screw with us then break our hearts.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    7. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hmm, large SUV and business suit. Republican."
      "Large breasted college age chick. Democrat."
      "Subaru Outback and peacenik bumper stickers. Green Party."
      "Pick-up truck and AR-15. Libertarian."

      Do you have drive-thru voting where you live? How do you know what they drive?

    8. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Libertarian has GOT to find one of THOSE Democrats... ;)

    9. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you give an average dressed dude driving a Jetta Turbo?

      Rapist...

    10. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Because we have this fancy technology called "windows" in Upstate New York? Perhaps it hasn't filtered it's way down to you yet?

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    11. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Rich0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's a Democrat thing, and if you aren't in the party you wouldn't understand. We just can't resist a guy who will cynically screw with us then break our hearts.

      That certainly explains the last election!

      As somebody who is fairly moderate politically this is why I always chuckled when conservative friends would cry about the sky falling if Obama were elected. I was pretty sure he'd turn out more-or-less the way he did. And, as an added bonus he has a pulse so that already gives us a net gain over the last two elections...

      Same system - slightly different set of beneficiaries.

    12. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      We used to do that when we were election judges. It was a great time. See, my mom was the precinct leader for the Republicans, and I was the precinct leader for the Democrats, and we were 2/3 of the total election judges, so we'd sit there and make (very quiet) bets as people walked in. A little tricky insofar as our precinct was about 40% Republican, 40% unaffiliated, and 20% Democratic, so we had an awfully poor record for correctly guessing Democrats (except for the ones we knew.) We very rarely had anyone who had affiliated outside R and D, though, so our choices were slimmer. Still, a good time had by all.

      --
      Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
    13. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      When I work the polls each year I try to pass the time by guessing the party affiliations of my voters.

      "Large breasted college age chick. Democrat."

      It's amazing how bored you get working a 15 hour day when you only get 40 voters.... ;)

      That's because nobody's ever heard of a nice piece of elephant.

      --
      I am not a crackpot.
    14. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      What would you give an average dressed dude driving a Jetta Turbo?

      Gas or Diesel?

      --
      I am not a crackpot.
    15. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I volunteered to drive poor people to the polls in the last election.

      my favorite comment came from an old black man:  "You got a really nice car for a Democrat."

    16. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large breasted college chick...
      Work the poll...
      There's a joke in there somewhere, I can feel it.

    17. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we have this fancy technology called "windows" in Upstate New York? Perhaps it hasn't filtered it's way down to you yet?

      No, it hasn't. While there have been windows in polling stations I've voted in, people outside can't see the voters through the windows (and vice versa).

      Might just be coincidence, or deliberately chosen to reduce the likelihood of voter intimidation.

      I'm sure there's a good mac/windows joke to be told here, but I can't think of one.

    18. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by sorak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Large breasted college age chick. Democrat."

      So small breasted college aged chicks are republicans? That explains why they're so angry...

    19. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by sorak · · Score: 3, Funny

      But don't join the Democratic party thinking you're going to score. Those Dem babes only date Republican jerks.

      It's a Democrat thing, and if you aren't in the party you wouldn't understand. We just can't resist a guy who will cynically screw with us then break our hearts.

      Yeah...That's the sad thing about being a white liberal man. You're only attractive to other white liberal men.

    20. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by hey! · · Score: 1

      Bam!

      OK, score one for you. But... have you ever tried actually living with a woman?

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    21. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, they got windows in upstate NY!? Damn, their civilization has advanced so much in the week-and-a-half that I've been back at university!

    22. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What about a Mosin and a Che t-shirt?

    23. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      They're a wanna-be commie who had $75 to buy a rifle that won't hit crap anyway?

    24. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      So if only rich Republicans drive foreign cars, and they would all drive something more expensive than a Jetta, who drives all the Hondas, Toyotas, Kias, and VWs?

      --
      Stop! Dremel time!
    25. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by sorak · · Score: 1

      Yes. I have for four years, now, and, for the record, I am one of those white liberal men.

    26. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by phlinn · · Score: 1

      That may explain why you are on slashdot...

      --
      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
    27. Re:when I work the polls I like to try and guess by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Democrats, of course.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  6. You can tell by their car by jgtg32a · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets play a game someone's driving a clunker and they have 80 bumper stickers on it, which way to they lean?

    1. Re:You can tell by their car by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Don't care. It's a bum.

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    2. Re:You can tell by their car by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      depends on the bumper stickers.

    3. Re:You can tell by their car by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I said 80 bumper stickers though, 2-3 bumper stickers it does matter what they say, but past that it doesn't matter; of all the years I've been driving there was one exception and actually I saw it last week.

    4. Re:You can tell by their car by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Usually easy to tell the in the field; but actually pretty hard from just your description.

      There is the hippy version, which will be some sort of beat-up Volkswagen loaded with "Coexist" stickers and vegan knicknacks and faded campaign paraphernalia either for a local green party candidate or for Nader; back when he was cool. Also likely is the presence of an "evolve" fish, a sticker supporting some candidate for local school board, and the phrase "my karma ran over your dogma".

      Then there is the crazy jesus freak version, which will be some sort of beat-up American car plastered with "choose life" and "abortion stops a beating heart" stickers, along with at least one jesus fish(just a basic outline, or an outline with a cross inside if it is a moderate crazy jesus freak, a jesus fish with "truth" inside devouring a legged darwin fish if it is a militant crazy jesus freak). If the driver is male, there will probably be a "Gun control means 3 rounds to center mass" or similar sticker along with proclamations of loyalty to Limbaugh and at least one republican candidate(or a Constitution Party candidate, if the car belongs to a truly 100% USDA Prime wacko). If female, the stickers are more likely emphasize maudlin expressions of hyperemotional christian piety rather than politics.

      In rare cases, you may encounter the Heavy Metal clunker, whose political leanings can be quite hard to discern. A rusting, but resplendently airbrushed, van adorned with stickers from bands that take skulls, spikes, umlauts, and succubus bikini chicks with battleaxes extremely seriously. You'll need a pretty solid knowledge of Metal to figure out the politics of the driver. Depending on the bands listed, you could be looking at a more or less apathetic individual who just likes that sort of music, or anything from an anarchist to a white power fascist. A clunker with 80 bumper stickers is a very good indicator that the driver leans hard; but you actually need to read one or two to see which way.

    5. Re:You can tell by their car by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "In rare cases, you may encounter the Heavy Metal clunker, whose political leanings can be quite hard to discern."

      But it really doesn't matter - they are probably the LEAST likely to actually vote.

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    6. Re:You can tell by their car by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the left leaning on my description, main indication being more than 3 bumper stickers.

      I've never seen a Jesus freak w/ more than 3 bumper stickers, I've live in a couple of different area's in Jesus land.

    7. Re:You can tell by their car by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The occur with low frequency; but I've seen a few instances with several dozen, to the point where available space was becoming a serious constraint.

      I suppose it is possible, though I don't have nearly the dataset I would need to confirm this rigorously, that such over the top displays are actually somewhat more common in areas where the driver perceives themselves to be surrounded by apathy or opposition rather than agreement. There isn't much point in wearing your views, whatever they are, on your sleeve(or, if you do, there will be some relatively subtle, socially sanctioned, symbol you can use, no need for highly dramatic display) when it is a fair assumption that everybody around you shares them. People who perceive themselves to be surrounded by the Other, though, would presumably be more likely to fall into the bimodal "either shut up or let your freak flag fly" pattern.

    8. Re:You can tell by their car by Radical+Emu · · Score: 1

      ... there was one exception and actually I saw it last week.

      And that was...?!?

      Sorry, just curious!

      --
      I know there's a Hell, I've worked in retail.
    9. Re:You can tell by their car by proslack · · Score: 1

      The stickers help hide the rust.

      --


      Floating in the black seas of infinity without a paddle.
    10. Re:You can tell by their car by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I've seen a few around DC. None top a wagon that only had small slits of paint showing between all the bumper stickers that covered every painted surface of the car. I was surprised that they would devalue their car so much for a president who would be out within the year (I saw the car in late 2008 and it was pretty new).

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    11. Re:You can tell by their car by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Aw you didn't guess, actually it wasn't that surprising when I saw it.

      Ron Paul and a bunch of similar stickers.

    12. Re:You can tell by their car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen both Liberal Peaceniks and Hard-core Conservatives with such numbers of stickers on their cars.

      Also Nascar fans and the rare case of a person with what I assume was large number of children.

    13. Re:You can tell by their car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my area, the jesus fish is more likely to show up on newer, or at least well-maintained rust-free, vehicles. This is especially true for the jesus fish having the insatiable hunger for the blood of darwin fish. The ravenous jesus fish are often found here on a shiny Toyota Avalon or some new minivan. The darwin fish are slightly more common on older cars, but there's a large university here, so that seems reasonable.

      If you see a jesus fish on a rust bucket around here, there's a good chance it's traveling with a "9/11 was an inside job" sticker. Creepy.

      I have seen one "Speeders Aren't True Christians" bumper sticker - now that's "militant crazy jesus freak" if anything is.

      - T

    14. Re:You can tell by their car by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The Jesus fish is called an Ichthys

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  7. Way better than chance? by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 2

    60% versus 50%? How is that WAY better?

    --
    I live in constant fear of the Coming of the Red Spiders.
    1. Re:Way better than chance? by Victor_0x53h · · Score: 1

      I believe statistically significant deviation is .8%, but someone more knowledgeable should correct me if I'm wrong.

    2. Re:Way better than chance? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Its dependant on your sample size.

    3. Re:Way better than chance? by GradiusCVK · · Score: 5, Informative

      Statistical significance can't be pinned down to a number like .8% in the general case - statistical significance is hugely dependent upon the sample size. However, the parent poster is correct in that the article was referring to statistical significance, not necessarily to a huge correlation. Generally speaking, a study like this makes an assumption that there is no connection between appearance and political affiliation (i.e. the average accuracy of these guesses should be something like 50% - could be higher or lower depending on how the study was executed - if there were 3 possible parties to choose from instead of two for example, or if it was well known that 90% of the participants all belonged to a given party). They then execute an experiment which provides evidence for or against that hypothesis. Whatever they were expecting (let's say it was 50% correct answers if it was totally random), they found 60% correct answers - and because of the number of people participating in the study, they determined that the chances that they would find 60% correct answers if the guesses really were random (i.e. there was no hint from appearance) would have been astronomically small. In this way, 60% correct can give incredibly convincing evidence that appearance is linked to political affiliation, even if that link is relatively subdued (after all, 60% is not that much more than 50%).

    4. Re:Way better than chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's put it this way. Luck like that in a game of chance would land you in jail in Vegas.

    5. Re:Way better than chance? by radtea · · Score: 4, Informative

      60% versus 50%? How is that WAY better?

      With a large enough sample size a result like this can be highly statistically significant, but still useless as a predictor.

      For example, if I have 2000 marbles, half white and half black, and pull them out randomly and ask you to predict what colour each one is, if you guessed correctly 60% of the time (you got 600 white marbles correct and 600 black marbles correct) you'd be bumping up against three sigma (over 99%) odds of your results NOT being due to chance, but some incredible marble-colour-guessing gene that evolution or possibly archeobacteria had slipped you. Up the number to 20,000 marbles with 60% accuracy and you'd be a proven phenomenon, even though you utility as a marble-colour picker would be pretty much useless unless it also happened to work on a roulette wheel.

      This is something that it can be hard for people outside the machine learning community to understand: an enormously significant result, statistically, can still make for a practically useless classifier.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    6. Re:Way better than chance? by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed. Or my take on it: there's a difference between statistically significant and actually significant.

      --
      I live in constant fear of the Coming of the Red Spiders.
    7. Re:Way better than chance? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      The latter is a subset of the former.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    8. Re:Way better than chance? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      ...some incredible marble-colour-guessing gene that evolution or possibly archeobacteria had slipped you...

      Were archeobacteria good at guessing the colour of marbles?

      I didn't think they even had marbles back in those archeo-days.

      --
      I am anarch of all I survey.
    9. Re:Way better than chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true, yet it doesn't invalidate the statement you replied to. So, what was your point?

  8. Better than chance? by ElectricBuddha · · Score: 0

    Considering that you have a 50% chance of picking the right one when it just is up to chance, 60% ain't impressing me much.

    1. Re:Better than chance? by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you kidding? This isn't ten coin flips with a 4:6 result... this was 118, and ALL the results point to an increase in probability of a successful guess. If it were up to chance, none of those samples would point in the right direction, however they all *do*.

    2. Re:Better than chance? by gimmebeer · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. Especially when you factor in the fact, which others are posting about, that you can often tell by the way a person dresses/carries themselves whether they are mostly liberal or conservative. That fact alone should more than make up for the above-chance positive rate that this study observed. This sounds suspiciously like a researcher trying to make a big deal out of something that is fundamentally common sense.

    3. Re:Better than chance? by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, the Republican candidate is usually the one with a blue suit jacket with American Flag pin, white shirt and tie. Often they have the jacket slung over their shoulder and their sleeves rolled up.

      The Democratic candidate, of course, is the one with a blue suit jacket with American Flag pin, white shirt and tie. Look for them carrying their jacket slung over their shoulder with their sleeves rolled up.

      Then there's hair. Republicans either have naturally good hair, or they overcompensate so much that their hair looks like a mutated doughboy helmet. They never have beards. The Democrats on the other hand either have obviously elaborate and expensive haircuts, although many of them just have naturally good hair. Key point: they're always clean shaven.

      Now as to actual policies -- don't get me started on that.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    4. Re:Better than chance? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      The probability of accidentally getting it right at least 60% of the time with 118 trials is 2.6%, assuming an equal distribution of Republicans and Democrats. Not likely, but certainly not outside the realm of possibility. If I remember correctly, statisticians typically use 2.5% in a two-sided hypothesis test. I didn't RTFA, but it seems it could be too close to be able to declare statistical significance with just 118 trials. Then again, I might be butchering statistics, given it's been a few years.

    5. Re:Better than chance? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      10% == way better! RTFS!

    6. Re:Better than chance? by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't expect you to have read the article, but at least read the summary.

      A study published in PLoS One by Nicholas O. Rule and Nalini Ambady of Tufts University used closely cropped greyscale photos of people's faces, standardized for size.

      The article explained further:

      Each photo was cropped to the extremes of the targets' heads (top of head, bottom of chin, sides of hair or ears), converted to grayscale, and standardized for size. To avoid race-based stereotypes, racial minority candidates were excluded from the study.

      In the first study, they took photos from politicians websites and eliminated any responses that recognized said politicians. In the second study, they took random photos of college seniors from 2000-2008 and no participants recognized any of the photos.

      So no, the way in which individuals carried themselves or their dress should not have had much affect, if any, on the way the photos were categorized. Certainly it should not have accounted for a 10% increase in accuracy over random assignment, especially in a study with such a large sample size.

      --
      But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.
    7. Re:Better than chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it was Lincoln who said "never trust a man without a beard." I live by this.

    8. Re:Better than chance? by hey! · · Score: 1

      That's why I support the Unix Sysadmin Party.

      Did you know that after Lincoln worked through Euclid's elements on his own? After his electoral defeat for the House of Representatives, he decided his thinking needed sharpening. Clearly, the USP is the true heir to this man.

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    9. Re:Better than chance? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      A Democrat claims to be helping working-class people while selling to corporate interests, whereas a Republican sells out to corporate interests while claiming to help working-class people...

      --
      Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
    10. Re:Better than chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual policy:
      R) Operaion Haiti Freedom
      D) Humanitarian Aid

      Actual result, all the same.

  9. Two things Liberals HATE!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are two things Liberals hate!!!!!
    1) Red-necks, and
    2) Stereotyping

    1. Re:Two things Liberals HATE!!!! by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it make hunting them much easier.

      --
      Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
  10. One suite, two suite... by pak9rabid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Politicians are all the same, regardless of their affiliated party.

    1. Re:One suite, two suite... by ornil · · Score: 1

      You have to be careful about generalizations. They may all be amoral (or not, I don't especially care), but they happen to vote in certain predictable ways, different for each one, so by supporting a certain politician over another, you can in fact get different results. Just don't fall in love with them.

    2. Re:One suite, two suite... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      So Mr. Geisel was hiding social commentary in even the non-obvious spots. Neat.

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    3. Re:One suite, two suite... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Your kidding of course. Well on one level you may be right, like evolution, the principal works on everything, but the strange bedfellows might be a squirel and a squid. So the process of politics, (making comprimises to come to a concensus to get things done is the same, a messy business for sure) but what is being legistlated is very different. You would not see the Republican party trying to enact a program that would keep people from loosing their houses to businesses, or from starving or freezing to death. They would not support making regulations that would protect banks from say failing, or for regulating compainies so they did not cheat honest folk out of their money. They would be for privatizing almost everything, selling off the National Forests, giving away the oil reserves to oil companies, giving no-bid contracts to large companies that they owned stock in, start unneeded wars to churn the military industrial complex, deregulate energy companies and when they get caught cheating people out of money and fail, hire 90% of those exectutives into the government.

      Lets not talk about the difference between message and reality with all the Family Values party member scandels in the last few years. The conservatives are master of message. To bad they are selling you a bill of goods, for their interests not yours.

      I don't think you would find the Democratic party supporting or legislating any of those things. There is a stark difference in philosophy and approach, a stark difference in what is considered in the best interest of the country and its citizens.

      Brother you have been sold a bill of goods by the Conservatives who know and have stated as a strategy, that they do better when voter turnout is low. They have you believing that your vote does not count because its all the same, Wake up, its not the same and your vote makes all the difference in the world. The whole world knows that, and even gave Obama a Nobel Peace prize because They know the difference.

      Whatever you do dont waste your vote.

  11. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

    I'm a registered Independant you insensitive clod (well, I was when I was in a state that required you to claim a group to vote in primaries). I don't pick a candidate based on part affiliation.

  12. FACES OF YOUR CANDIDATES by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    --
    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    1. Re:FACES OF YOUR CANDIDATES by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help but think about the old propaganda from then.. About how you could tell who was a Jew by their appearance, lots of rings, big nose, .. Wonder how many people were rounded up because the "looked Jewish?"

      --

      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    2. Re:FACES OF YOUR CANDIDATES by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They used Temple records to find the Jews, and names, the stereotyping by feature was just something to stir up the Volk.

    3. Re:FACES OF YOUR CANDIDATES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Propaganda?" That you can tell a Jew by their appearance?

      One of the following people is a Jew. Guess which one, based solely on appearance.

      http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wenn5124071.jpg

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_biSEHaU4ycc/SINwRevEQSI/AAAAAAAAAzY/PJ6en-1YQaQ/s400/anna_faris_15-1024.jpg

      I rest my case.

  13. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Churchill quote only demonstrates how clever rhetoric does not an argument make.

    I am often amazed at how powerful a beautiful but specious assertion can be. Sometimes it is a compelling analogy that has no actual bearing on the topic at hand. Other times (as in this Churchill case) it is a clever dichotomy that begs the question. This particular quote is a wonderful example of begging the question. It is no more possible to support conservatism with it than it is possible to literally pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

    That was an analogy, wasn't it? I hope you didn't find it too beguiling.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  14. correlation is not causation by Kirijini · · Score: 0

    Where's the "correlation is not causation" tag?

    1. Re:correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where's the "correlation is not causation" tag?

      It's not there for a reason. This is a study about correlation, doesn't speak to causation. "Correlation != causation" would be redundant, if you RTFO.

    2. Re:correlation is not causation by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Right next to the "I don't understand statistics and won't bother to read their methodology" tag.

      --
      Information theory is life. The rest is just the KL divergence.
    3. Re:correlation is not causation by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Out in the tag dorms, taking a nap and waiting for a story where it might actually be relevant.

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    4. Re:correlation is not causation by tepples · · Score: 1

      True, correlation does not imply causation. However, lack of correlation does imply lack of causation. Therefore, correlation implies that causation hasn't been ruled out. So either A causes B, B causes A, A and B have a common cause, or it was a fluke and the null hypothesis is true. Further investigation distinguishes these cases.

    5. Re:correlation is not causation by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Where was causation claimed?

      A lot of people seem to think that by repeating this particular maxim over and over, they somehow appear knowledgable of statistics and experimental methodology.

  15. Hey wait by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I have invented a method for telling if someone is a criminal by taking various measurements of their head! I think I will call this "phrenology".

    --
    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    1. Re:Hey wait by IICV · · Score: 1

      I have expanded upon your method - I can cure people of their criminal impulses by changing the measurements of their head!

      In a few years, I hope to have perfected a hammer-free version of the treatment.

    2. Re:Hey wait by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      I am intrigued by your theories, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      --
      Stop! Dremel time!
    3. Re:Hey wait by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      I have expanded upon your method - I can cure people of their criminal impulses by changing the measurements of their head!

      Hate to break it to you, but Terry Pratchett beat you to the idea of Reverse Phrenology.

  16. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.

    Oh the sweet irony of that quote with the current popularity of Fox "News" :-)

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  17. Disappointing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Admittedly, i've only been browsing through the text and images, but i haven't seen anything to warrant a statement like the following:

    In sum, the finding that political affiliation can be accurately judged from targets' faces extends our knowledge of the power of facial cues in forming accurate impressions of others.

    And looking at the results of study 3: Standard deviations that are consistently about twice the size of the difference of means are telling me only one thing: don't bother.

  18. Re:If Obama is not a local or state socialist by jbezorg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Next time, click both links before you post.

    --
    I've lost all my marbles except one & It's fun to test angular & centripetal acceleration in my skull
  19. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    There's also the neurological differences between left and right leaning people. If your neurology might lead one toward one direction it might be that trait also carried some... *gasp* physiognomic traits.

    Might be neat to do this experiment again by having all the people in the pics clean shaven, wearing a plain white T, and having a neutral facial expression.

    Then run it again with the people smiling. Would a smiling face skew the results?

    --
    Utilizing the synergization of benchmark e-solutions to pre-workaround action items!
  20. Correllation by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    You can get much better than 60% simply by differentiating male and female faces, and improve that more by distinguishing age.

  21. It's easy by meheler · · Score: 1

    Republicans = Blue Ties
    Democrats = Red Ties

    I never did get that.

    1. Re:It's easy by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      Need to watch the hand doing the gesturing too. Democrats tend to cup the hand while Republicans tend to have a closed hand (not as tight as a fist) with the thumb sticking up.

    2. Re:It's easy by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      It's the other way around actually. Dems = blue, reps = red. But that's just an over analysis of tie color by news pundits.

      For instance GWB used a blue tie for all of this State of the Union addresses. Commentators said it was a good will gesture towards the dems. But he may have just liked the color blue.

    3. Re:It's easy by meheler · · Score: 1

      That's what I mean, though. I know that republican = red, and dem = blue.. but they seem to like to wear the other party's colour for their ties. On TV at least.

  22. Guess my affiliation by Bob-taro · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not going to state my party affiliation. I'll just say that when I saw that this pointless study was funded by OUR TAX DOLLARS via an NSF grant, I thought, "God help us!"

    --
    Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
    1. Re:Guess my affiliation by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You bemoan a waste of the public treasury, so you could be either Republican or Libertarian. But you called out to your imaginary friend, so that narrows it: you're Republican.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:Guess my affiliation by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Dammit, up until the last part I thought you were a dead ringer for Pastafarian...

      --
      +1 Disagree
    3. Re:Guess my affiliation by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Christian tribalist?

  23. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    Especially since, as has already been pointed out, the quote comes from England where "Liberal" and "Conservative" mean the opposite parties than they do in the US.

    --
    A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
  24. Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    When I think of the libertarians, one of two images usually come to mind:

    1. An overweight wife-swapping gun nut with lots of unkept facial hair chomping on a large turkey leg (and getting large pieces of meat stuck in the beard/mustache). In other words, someone who sort of resembles ESR.

    2. A rail thin wife-swapping gun nut who's shaved off all his body hair except what's on his head and who gets all his nutrients from a liquid diet that's supposed to make him live 140 years. In other words, picture someone who sort of resembles poo-master and Dual-Action Cleanse spokesperson Klee Irwin.

    1. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by toadlife · · Score: 1, Insightful

      3) A young college student who's never worked a day in his/her life and whose tuition is being paid for by Mom and Dad.

      --
      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    2. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry that is a liberal.

    3. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your forgot to mention that group 3 smokes pot.

    4. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by toadlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, sorry that is a liberal.

      Liberals and Libertarians do share many annoying traits, but you should not confuse them. An easy way to tell them apart is to access the level of empathy they can feel.

      --
      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    5. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Liberals pretend they care about the poor while walking past beggars on the street without even making eye contact and consider themselves compassionate when they later complain that someone in a higher tax bracket should take care of him, while the beggar on the street is probably actually just a libertarian passed out on drugs.

      The conservatives are like liberals except they don't do any pretending about caring about the poor.

    6. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      That sounds way more like your average Ivy League liberal.

      How the hell do you go from "redneck" to "university brat?" Two groups with almost no overlap.

    7. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. Liberals pretend they care about the poor while walking past beggars on the street without even making eye contact and consider themselves compassionate when they later complain that someone in a higher tax bracket should take care of him

      That's a really insightful observation. A friend of mine is a die hard big city politically correct liberal. Amazingly enough she can't stand to make eye contact with the homeless and is afraid to venture out of her predominately white neighborhood if it means she has to cross into the dark part of town.

      The last one was actually the subject of an amusing exchange between of the two of us. Earlier in the day I had noticed an African-American individual walking across the middle of a busy street against the light and nowhere near a crosswalk. I made a comment along the lines of "There goes a negative stereotype" and she jumped on me for being a "racist". Later in the evening when we were driving home I got cut off by someone and honked at them. No big deal, just my natural reaction when confronted with stupidity on the roadway. Of course she flips out and starts worrying that we are going to get shot because (and I quote) "We are white in the wrong part of town!"

      So I asked her, who is the racist? The person who makes an off color joke or the person who is afraid to venture into the parts of town that don't conform with their own skin color? Needless to say, she didn't much care for that observation......

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    8. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by toadlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aren't stereotypes fun?

      --
      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    9. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think they are. I'm more than willing to make them at the expense of my own people. Heaven knows that most of us WASPs only got through college and landed good jobs because of Dad's golf buddies ;) Heck, some of the best stereotypes are the white trash ones.....

      I honestly don't think repeating a few off color jokes and/or stereotypes make one into a racist. But then I never was a big fan of political correctness.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    10. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Shakrai, note that the guy you are responding to is on his high horse after posting a libertarian stereotype.

    11. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by toadlife · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone once said (on a forum - AFAIK, it's not a famous quote) something to the effect of, "Almost all stereotypes are wrong, and hilariously accurate."

      --
      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    12. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I once referred to certain Democrats in the 2008 elections who went on record to say they would not vote for Obama because he was black, as "white trash" (If you see the videos of these people, you would know why I used that term), and I was instantly labeled a racist by a conservative person who was from the South. Being, white and from a poor, rural area of California that is demographically similar to the South, I was shocked by the accusation.

      --
      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    13. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Whatever floats his boat :)

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    14. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Shakrai, you're a WASP? I always sort of pictured you like the guitar player from Rage Against The Machine...

    15. Re:Mental Pictures Of Libertarians by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      WASP is easier to type than ASGJPNAA (Anglo-Saxon-German-Jewish-Polish-Native-American-Agnostic) ;)

      Actually I just call myself an American. Easier that way.

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  25. Not statistically significant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are at all familiar with testing identity of bitrate in music, known as ABX, you will realize that it requires a minimum of 13/16 correct selections, or around an 80% accuracy rate, otherwise it is possible (and perhaps even probable) that the results are flawed due to factors of chance.

    1. Re:Not statistically significant by mkettler · · Score: 1

      Well, statisical significance depends a lot on sample size. You can't just say 60% isn't significant relative to the 50% chance of random guessing without knowing how many tests they did.

      A 1% deviation from random can be significant if the number of data points measured are absurdly large. ie: if 10 million coin flips come up 51% heads, you have a statistically significant difference, because that 1% still represents a LOT of extra tests that came up heads. However, getting 51% heads in 100 tests isn't significant, because it's only 1 extra head. For that matter, 100% of 2 tests is also insignificant, despite the huge deviation from the norm, the sample size is too small to mean anything.

      Looking at the study they do appear to have p values in the statistics in the study.

      For "study 2" they quote:
      [M = .62, SD = .12; t(23) = 4.91, p.001, r = .72] a

      With that p, it seems pretty significant. (unless they fudged the p.. I couldn't find their sample size.).

      Do you see anything in those numbers to suggest otherwise?

      --
      -Matt
  26. 60% by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    My Iguana has better liberal and conservative recognition chances than that.

    1. Re:60% by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Or as my old math teacher used to say, "even a handicapped amoeba can do that".

      --
      http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
  27. What is the point of this w/o socialized medicine? by StormyWeather · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When the progressives nationalized healthcare system started going up in smoke I assumed eugenics wouldn't stand a chance of coming back, because if you can't force "healthcare" on people then what good is sorting them out by appearance. I'm not sure where this is going unless they truly feel they can get the socialized healthcare (circa germany turn of the century) fully implemented.

    Appearance for political stance
    Head bumps for intelligence
    eyebrows for demeanor
    nose shape for whether you should be humanely euthanized.

    We've seen this movie before.

  28. Re:Stereotypes by conureman · · Score: 1

    Well, I always heard those Germans were sticklers for paperwork. (I'm about one quarter German, by descent.) I've always imagined that the Ethnicity was pretty well documented and substantiated. Probably correlating fairly well to our current conviction/execution : factual guilt ratio. Basically just a wild-ass guess, of course.

    --
    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  29. Obama: Neither Democrat nor Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama isn't a democrat or a republican. He's just another asshole politician with bad ideas, bad leadership and bad execution. It is obvious that just because someone is considered intelligent, does not make them a good leader.

    I voted for the guy. Drove seven hours to see him get sworn in, in the freezing cold. "Our generation's JFK!" he was going to be. Pfft. This asshole is destroying America piece by piece. Everything that makes us great, he seeks to undermine. Damn, even Dubya understood the symbolic importance and scientific value of the space program, which has given us so many new technologies over the years and keeps hundreds of thousands of people employed

    Somebody needs to do SOMETHING about this idiot - the Republicans sure aren't. They're like babies: the only sound they can babble is "no, no, no, no, no..."

  30. 60% of all statistics are made up on the spot by bonkeydcow · · Score: 0

    60%, not far enough off from standard deviation to make me care. Just more crap, how much did this study cost me?

  31. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

  32. Studied differences between Liberals/Conservatives by OnTheEdge · · Score: 1

    Psychologist Jonathan Haidt has an interesting discussion on TED (<a href="/talks/lang/eng/jonathan_haidt_on_the_moral_mind.html">http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/jonathan_haidt_on_the_moral_mind.html</a>) about 5 distinct moral values and the different ways liberals and conservatives score on each of them. I can see where those mental differences/preferences might expose themselves physically in dress or emotionally in facial expressions. Speculation yes, but it seems plausible given that there are so many subtle visual clues we each give off that we are very much unaware of.

  33. Re:Studied differences between Liberals/Conservati by OnTheEdge · · Score: 1
  34. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

    Damn, I wish I hadn't posted in this thread before reading this. +1 Insightful!

  35. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    Hey buddy,

    We've turned -another- century since then, so what did Germany do with their Healthcare in the 2000s?

  36. Cousin Parents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they look like the offspring of cousins then they might be Republican... :) Oh course Palin was pretty, but she was also a little "touched" if you know what I mean.

    Generally speaking I bet I could get a pretty good guess down anyway regardless of study.

    Minority -> Democrat
    Old white rich dudes -> Republican

    You would like be wrong half the time no matter what, as that is about how many actually bother voting anyway.

  37. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    When the progressives nationalized healthcare system started going up in smoke I assumed eugenics wouldn't stand a chance of coming back, because if you can't force "healthcare" on people then what good is sorting them out by appearance. I'm not sure where this is going unless they truly feel they can get the socialized healthcare (circa germany turn of the century) fully implemented.

    Appearance for political stance
    Head bumps for intelligence
    eyebrows for demeanor
    nose shape for whether you should be humanely euthanized.

    We've seen this movie before.

    Completely wrong conclusion. This study would be an indicator of facial expression, tension, stress level, and other subtle cues. My guess from experience is that the Reps were more likely to have tension/anger lines, and the Dems were more likely to have silly smiles.

    --
    The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
  38. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    Same socialized healthcare system since 1889, mediocre care after you get old enough you can't afford private healthcare anymore. However I wasn't commenting so much on the healthcare system pro and cons, but that eugenics really can't go anywhere without it, and eugenics really belongs a hundred years behind us. I should have phrased that the turn of last century. It doesn't matter if your black, asian, have a meat face, or are pretty, there's really no reason to categorize anyone based on appearances, or to spend any money studies on it unless your planning on performing some sort of action upon that data.

    It's like the stupid story I hear on the news every fricking year at one point or another that tall good looking people are more successful than short ugly people. Who really cares unless we are going to act as a society on that as a grave injustice. There's really limited options on any of these stupid physical characteristic stories as far as actions that can be taken to correct the "problem", and of those options redistribution, abortions, and euthanization have proven to have serious problems.

  39. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    Of course every party thinks the other party is angrier. Truth is when you get to the ends of both parties there is a lot of anger. I would however say that discontentment is more on the democrats side, because conservatism is more about staying the same, or returning to better times whereas liberalism is about correcting grave injustices right?

    Who would be more discontent, the person who wants to change things, or the person who wants them to stay the same? I guess it depends on if things are changing or staying the same :).

    Either way, these studies are still BS in my opinion, and the fact that the conclusions are only 60 percent is almost nothing if you have any range of inaccuracy (most polls is what, 3 or 4 percent?).

  40. If you look stupid... by tommyhj · · Score: 1

    lol, this study reminds me of something my pediatrics professor said during a lecture: "If you look stupid, chances are, you are!"

    (reffering to deformed facial features of retarded kids)

    Now, it's up to whoever reads this to choose which side looks more stupid :)

  41. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by hrimhari · · Score: 1

    No, it's a troll.

    --
    http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
  42. I'd love to have a conservative to vote for by pydev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.

    Give me a real conservative to vote for, someone who stays out of both my pocket book and my bedroom, someone who restores free markets, someone who slashes corporate subsidies, and someone who restores the principle of personal responsibility in areas such as drugs and medical care and I will vote for him.

    Sadly, the closest to a conservative in US politics are Democrats; while far from perfect conservatives, they do better in terms of liberties and fiscal responsibility. Republicans, on the other hand, restrict liberties, want a nanny state, are fiscally irresponsible, and waste even more money than the Democrats on their corporate buddies; Republicans, sadly, are even less conservative than Democrats.

  43. Re:could it be age? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

    Study says it compared first senators and then college students. There's likely not enough of an age disparity among college students to make age a factor in political affiliation, nor would the average person have sufficient skill at guessing age to reliably distinguish a 19-year-old from a 22-year-old.

    And politicians are an edge case - the youngest current senator is a 40-year old Republican and the oldest senator is a 92-year-old Democrat. Senators (and indeed all national politicians) as a class are too different from the mainstream population to make those sorts of generalizations.

  44. You forgot "on welfare with 10 kids in tow" by abbyful · · Score: 0, Troll

    = democrat

    1. Re:You forgot "on welfare with 10 kids in tow" by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In my experience they don't vote. Of course I'm not in a large city where the political bosses hand out "walking around money" to bribe^Wencourage people to vote :)

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    2. Re:You forgot "on welfare with 10 kids in tow" by micheas · · Score: 1

      = democrat

      Surprisingly, If that woman is white and has a crucifix around her neck, The odds of her being Republican are quite high, and the variety of Republican that calls people like McCain and Schwarzenegger R.I.N.O.s (Republican In Name Only)

      Listening to voters explain their voting reasons is enough to make you doubt the general intelligence of the general public.

      To keep it fair, Environmentalists voted overwhelmingly for Obama, even though McCain said he would end mountain top removal coal mining, and Obama was only willing to look at mitigating the groundwater contamination. Running political campaigns will make you very cynical.

    3. Re:You forgot "on welfare with 10 kids in tow" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you forgot the part where the 10 kids are all different shades of the rainbow and have never met their various daddies, whom strangely enough haven't been real easy to locate since mommy shared with them the good news. They do manage to show up around the 1st for the month though for some reason.....

  45. not necessarily practically useless by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If you had 10,000 black marbles and 10,000 white marbles, and I wanted you to separate them into two equally-sized piles, one containing approximately 6,000 black marbles and the rest white and one with 4,000 black marbles and the rest white, then this "60% right guesser" is the right man for the job.

    I'm assuming he's right 60% of the time for both black and white marbles.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  46. Sure. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . If they look fat, happy, and rich, they're probably Republicans. If they look malnourished, despondent, and poor, they're probably a democrat.

  47. 60% is NOT conclusive! WORTHLES Study! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What idiot, moron, democrat posted this garbage?!?

  48. Re:Stereotypes by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    They also love sausages, fucking, and jokes about death.

    Not cuckoo clocks, tho'. That's a myth. Chocolate and and cuckoo's? That's the Swiss for you!

    Now, if I said this about Jews, you'd all call me anti-Semite? Right?

    --
    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  49. Re:If Obama is not a local or state socialist by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Critics of President Obama have called his goals socialist

    Those critics are idiots since they dont know what socialist means.

    --
    Tesla was a genius. Edison however was a overrated hack who liked to torture puppies.
  50. Slanderous words Mr. Coward by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "The majority of white people in the US, who voted for McCain, are hicks?

    Stop slandering the hicks!

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  51. Just say no to a pussy whipping by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "She must have been either desperate or delusional to describe Ronald "drug warrior" Reagan as "anti-government intervention"...

    You are confusing the terms "drug warrior" and "pussy whipped" ;-)

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  52. Re:Anarchist van... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I drive an old, white, stickerless van and the FBI has had me on an Anarchy watch list for years.

    So yeah.. you can tell by the vehicle-- the fedz happen to be correct!

  53. Fun with stereotypes by toadlife · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My Dad is a classic big city East Coast liberal. In the 1960's he participated in civil rights marches, and in the 1980's I heard him constantly bitching about Reagan's economic policies. For the last forty years, he has given tons to homeless people on the street, with one caveat. Instead of throwing them a buck or two, he offers to buy them whatever they want at a nearby fast food joint. Many don't accept (for obvious reasons), but they do, he goes in with them, buys them whatever they want and eats with them.

    He's also been self-employed for his entire life.

    --
    I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    1. Re:Fun with stereotypes by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      cool story bro

    2. Re:Fun with stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known a couple of Libertarians (big-L ones, no less) who do much the same. So try and square that with the stereotype (i.e. lie) that you applied to them upthread.

    3. Re:Fun with stereotypes by fatphil · · Score: 1

      I used to be the same. I then realised by not giving money I was imposing a moral judgement upon the prospective recipient about what I considered good things to spend money on. This was an uncomfortable realisation, in particular as some of the things they would spend it on might be very similar to things I would spend it one (an alcoholic drink, for example). I've not solved that dilemma, but fortunately I tend to find the ones that do appreciate food. Then again, since then I've emigrated to a country where the social welfare system makes vagrancy quite a viable way of life.

      --
      Also FatPhil on SoylentNews, id 863
    4. Re:Fun with stereotypes by Cruxus · · Score: 1

      If you're giving someone money, yes, it is okay to make some kind of moral judgment. Food is a necessity, but alcohol is not. If someone has no money but spends hand-outs on alcohol, yes, that shows a skew of priorities that may have made them homeless in the first place: an inability to delay gratification. Especially in this economy, people are unemployed because of tough times, but many of the chronically homeless suffer from mental illness (schizophrenia, bipolar, post-traumatic stress disorder, etc.), drug or alcohol addiction, low intelligence, or lack of life skills/inability to plan ahead. This is why it's best to donate to charities that not only feed and shelter the homeless but also help them develop the life skills to survive on their own.

      --
      On vit, on code et puis on meurt.
  54. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Churchill quote only demonstrates how clever rhetoric does not an argument make....

    I propose to tell the difference between liberal and conservative by the appearance of their face when they hear this quote.

  55. RTFA by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Informative
    A single "accuracy" number is useless. Always report for TWO misclassification rates: the rate of False Positives (=incorrectly identified as 1st class) and the rate of False Negatives (=incorrectly identified as 2nd class).

    A cursory look at TFA indicates that both types of misclassification rates in this study are found to be in the range 40%-50% (approximately in each study). That is piss-poor. For comparison, a typical Bayesian spam filter has both misclassification rates in the 1% range, and people still complain about that.

    The correct conclusion should really be that looking only at peoples' faces is a really bad way to gauge political affiliation. Slow news day, eh?

  56. Do they look like they want to work for a living? by KudyardRipling · · Score: 0

    If an individual by his or her body and verbal language suggest that he or she is ENTITLED to be protected from market forces, that individual is a state paternalist (a.k.a. 'liberal'). Think "musician hair" (goatees, soul patch, StalinStache, etc) for males and snootynose voices for females (pinch the nose, crimp the upper lip and with a squeaky voice pronounce the word "college student"). It is one who looks like one cannot get and hold a job.

    If an individual by his or her body and verbal language suggest that he or she is NOT ENTITLED to be protected from market forces, that individual is a state minarchist (a.k.a. 'conservative'). Think 'conformity to market expectations' in dress, facial grooming, speech and tastes. It is one who looks like one can get and hold a job.

    It's like the Potter Stewart opinion on obscenity "I know it when I see it". Only a fool is not 'conservative' with his or her own money. One's ideology is made manifest when it deals with OTHER people's money.

    --
    Submission as evidence constitutes plaintiff and/or prosecutorial misconduct.
  57. I can do this 100% of the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they look like a Turd Sandwich, they are Republican.

    If they look like a Giant Douche, they are a Democrat.

  58. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Especially since, as has already been pointed out, the quote comes from England where "Liberal" and "Conservative" mean the opposite parties than they do in the US."

    Yet, it still makes sense IN the US, if you read it with the US definitions of Liberal and Conservative.

    Interesting world, eh?

    --
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  59. Two types of conservative by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's two types of conservative, fiscal and social. Fiscal conservatives want to control the budget through less spending or more tax. Social conservatives want to control your body and bedroom.

    Fiscal liberals say things like "deficits don't matter" (Rummy), social liberals say things like "I have a dream".

    Out of the possible combinations my personal preference is fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Yeah, that usually means more taxes but nobody ever claimed civilization was cheap.

    --
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:Two types of conservative by rmushkatblat · · Score: 1
      Uh, no.

      More taxation is not fiscally conservative, it's fiscally liberal.

    2. Re:Two types of conservative by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Only in America. Everywhere else fiscally conservative is generally understood to mean "living within your means". You can do that by reducing spending or increasing income.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:Two types of conservative by rmushkatblat · · Score: 1

      And he was replying to a comment about America. True conservatives won't argue to increase taxes.

    4. Re:Two types of conservative by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because only the US has "true conservitives", get over yourself dude.

      BTW: He was replying to my comment.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    5. Re:Two types of conservative by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, actually, he has a point. It would be more conservative to reduce spending to control living within your means then to take from other productive citizens to achieve the same goals. Granted this wouldn't always be possible but it's not very fiscally conservative if your recklessly spending your income either.

      Balancing your budget by limiting spending would be more conservative if it's possible. It won't always be possible but the US government does a lot of spending outside it's constitutional allowed/allotted areas which could could be cut in order to avoid raising taxes.

  60. Interesting... by jemenake · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I suspected this kind of thing when I started noticing those election-day photos of the rally headquarters for the various candidates. "All of the chicks in the Republican audience are always smokin' hot babes", I'd think to myself.

    And then it dawned on me. If there is a correlation between appearance and political leanings, how would any causal relationship work? I think the causation of politics determining appearance is the easier one to spot. Most conservatives I know seem to place more of an emphasis on appearance, while the liberals I know place more of an emphasis on ideas; feeling that ideas will stand or fall on their own merit, regardless of the appearance of the messenger. So, liberals don't see as much need for dressing up before trying to pitch their ideas.

    Now, the causation from appearance to politics is a little more subtle. My suspicion is that the people who are "less beautiful" are the ones who spend more of their time on the outside of popularity. They're they people who never made the ballot for prom queen, didn't get asked to the school dance, didn't have as many romantic opportunities. They got more of a taste of what it's like to be a "have not" or to be outside of the majority. This experience, I believe, can cause them to have the increased empathy and tendency to "look out for others" that seems to characterize liberal thought.

    On the other hand, the people are very attractive or physically gifted had an easier time of things. Athletic success came easier to the "natural born athletes", and the pretty or charismatic people had an easier time getting others to back their ideas or plans. Things just went a little easier for them. Because we can only experience the world through our own eyes, I can see how the "beautiful people" could believe that (as it was for them) one only needs to apply themselves to a goal and it'll work out. This could give rise to the "anybody willing to work hard will find success" mindset that we tend to see in conservatives.

    1. Re:Interesting... by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I'm not sure I buy your spin on the results of being attractive or unattractive. Take the marginalized, naturally unattractive individuals (ignoring extreme cases such as a missing nose...): If you separate out the ones who do something about their appearance, they are the ones who aren't convinced they are victims of cirumstance, and are likely to lean conservative. That doesn't mean they lack empathy, just that they don't see handouts as an effective long tem strategy. The ones who believe they are victims of fate don't bother working at their appearance, and are convinced that attractive people are just lucky, and thus tend to think another impersonal force in the form of government can make up for those unfair base conditions.

      I would argue that the "anybody willing to work hard will find success" mindset has more to do with choices they made than circumstances beyond their control. It's almost always held by people who worked at something and noticed an improvement in circumstances as a result. Once there's a small positive feedback to working at improving one's situation, it becomes a reinforced behaviour. Unfortunately, the size of the payback IS dependent on startion conditions, and it may be hard to spot the reward.

      --
      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
  61. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    Hmm, from Wikipeida on the UK Lib Dem site:

    "They support multilateral foreign policy; they opposed British participation in the War in Iraq and supported the withdrawal of troops from the country, and are the most pro-European Union of the three main parties in the UK. The party has strong environmentalist values - favouring renewable energy and commitments to deeper cuts in greenhouse gas emissions. Since their foundation, Lib Dems have advocated electoral reform to use proportional representation, replacing the House of Lords with an elected chamber, and cutting government departments."

    sure sounds like republicans to me.

    --
    Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  62. Re:If Obama is not a local or state socialist by ahabswhale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently you don't know what fascist or communist means. Really, you should get your education from somewhere other than Fox News.

    --
    Are agnostics skeptical of unicorns too?
  63. sixty percent?? by Syats · · Score: 0

    60% is just slightly better than tossing a coin.

    --
    Go Beyond.
  64. Re:Stereotypes by Miseph · · Score: 1

    No, I'd say that you have a sub-par command of pointless ethnic stereotypes. Everybody knows that Jews love gold and sacrificing babies, not chocolate and cuckoo clocks.

    --
    Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
  65. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by icebraining · · Score: 1

    "opposed British participation in the War in Iraq"

    "sure sounds like republicans to me."

    Was Bush a Democrat and nobody told us?

  66. Slashcrap? In my articles? by uuddlrlrab · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what's next? Articles on how you can determine how socialist-leaning someone is by reading their scalp?

    --
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
  67. How I'd do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do they look happy? Then they're probably Republican.

    ( page 123)

    1. Re:How I'd do it by phlinn · · Score: 1

      And you would be wrong.

      --
      "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
  68. Re:If Obama is not a local or state socialist by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Apparently you don't know what fascist or communist means. Really, you should get your education from somewhere other than Fox News."

    Actually, I try to watch a broad spectrum of all the news outlets...from the two extremes (Fox vs MSNBC) to everything in between.

    I dunno...let's see, under the Obama administration, the federal govt has pretty much taken ownership of multiple banks, and private businesses, and is looking to instill even more laws telling said businesses what they can and can't do..and what they can and cannot pay.

    That certainly doesn't sound much like Capitalism to me...

    --
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  69. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 2, Informative

    The quote refers to the old Liberal party, not the Lib Dems. The Liberals were the traditionally party of business interests (and so favoured the Commons) and the urban/suburban middle class. They supported free trade, and had the support of several protestant churches.

    For comparison, the Conservatives were the party of old money (and so favoured the Lords), the rural middle and upper class, the aristocracy, and those associated with them. They were protectionist, imperialist, and were closer to the High Church. Labour were the party of the industrial working class, and were generally socialist

  70. One bleeping study--like that's "Science"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? It's like the study that proves that Republicans flinch at scary images and Democrats don't.

    I might be more impressed once I see 3 studies of the same thing, but perhaps that's not soft enough for social science.

    We should all hold hands and think supportive thoughts about the researchers. "Kumbaya..."

  71. Re:If Obama is not a local or state socialist by ahabswhale · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) Banks are taken over by the government every year since the inception of the FDIC. The FDIC promptly sells them off (to some other bank). The ownership by the FDIC is for an extremely short period of time and the sale is usually worked out before they even take control of the failing bank.

    2) What are all these other private businesses he's taking over?

    3) Capitalism is merely ownership of private property (look it up if you don't believe me). Nothing more. Free markets and everything else is shit that's added on to the concept. You may be thinking of " laissez-faire" capitalism but that's not required to be a "capitalist" nation. In any event, there have never ever been truly free markets. It's not possible to have in the real world, only on paper. I can explain why but think it through and I'm sure you can figure it out.

    4) The government telling businesses what they can and can't do has occurred since the inception of the country. It has always been and always will be and has occurred in every country that has existed in all of human history. This will never change. The only difference is to the degree that it occurs. Now, you may think that him telling companies like Goldman Sachs that they are in for new regulations is inappropriate but I don't. They fucked over the country and they are being rewarded for doing it. In other words, they are asking for it.

    All the regulations that exist on the books exist for one of two reasons: 1) A lobbying group successfully managed buy enough senators/congressmen to get their way, or 2) a business or particular industry fucked over enough people that congress had to do something about it to keep their jobs.

    Finally, neither party gives a flying shit about capitalism, they only care about getting re-elected. The Republicans talk a good game but did you think it was a free market, capitalist idea for Bush to require Medicare by law to NOT negotiate and to pay for drugs at the maximum price while simultaneously massively increasing national debt? Bush also had no problem with oil subsidies. Parties are playing a game and that game is to keep you so confused, you don't know which way is up and they are good at it. In the end, they are in it for themselves. And trust me, they need each other. Neither party could survive a year without the other to blame for everything.

    --
    Are agnostics skeptical of unicorns too?
  72. Re:What is the point of this w/o socialized medici by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    The Tea Party is a conservative movement, and they seem awfully angry to me. The Left is filled with war protesters, Buddhist mindfulness practitioners, hippies, and potheads, so I think their anger is going to be comparatively checked.

    --
    On vit, on code et puis on meurt.
  73. Re:Anarchist van... by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

    'FBI has had me on an Anarchy watch list for years'

    Now THAT would be a great bumber sticker!

    --
    Here we go again!
  74. face recog-ignition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, really great! Beyond non-sense! Glad that the nazis managed to prove that EUGENICS is a really stupid idea! Remember the face features book? This is real IDIOCRACY

  75. Does not compute by h4x0t · · Score: 1

    ...and if anything but a Republican or Democrat was to be observed, the observers head rapidly expanded until skull breach was achieved.

  76. Citation by zimboptoo · · Score: 1

    Studies show that people with more bumper stickers have higher levels of road rage.

  77. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by phlinn · · Score: 1

    *Whoosh*

    --
    "Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny! Free men pull in all sorts of directions" -- Havelock Vetinari
  78. Causality? by rebmemeR · · Score: 1

    Do politicians morph their appearance toward a targeted stereotype?

    --
    Birth is the leading cause of death.
  79. Re:Third parties aren't wild about him either by jbezorg · · Score: 1

    So... you want a tiny url to "/libertarianface" to show a picture of a confused Hitler? Is that your point?

    Why do I have a feeling I'm going to walk away from this exchange convinced that you write emails to shows like "The Daily Show" telling them that their jokes are wrong.

    --
    I've lost all my marbles except one & It's fun to test angular & centripetal acceleration in my skull
  80. Re:Factors Are Likeability, Trustworthiness and Ag by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    from the whole quote you only identified this?

    --
    Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.