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USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes
bizwriter writes "This may seem like a joke, but it's not. The US Patent and Trademark Office will not accept patent filings faxed in if they arrive upside down. That's right, the home of innovation of the federal government is incapable of rotating an incoming fax file, whether electronically or on paper."
I practice civil disobedience by sneaking into the patent office and quickly rotating the faxes upside down...
Can I mod something +1 Scary if it's true but I wish it weren't?
If only there were some unique invention they could license that was capable of such a process as rotating a piece of paper or an electronic image... Excuse me, I feel an urgent need to contact a patent attorney.
Remember to also send the email to him right side up.....
--- To err is human... Am I more human than most ?
When they buy a bag of M&Ms do they throw away all the W, E and 3s too?
... but unfortunately they granted a patent on that in 1987 and don't have the money for the absurd licensing fee the patent holder is asking. Unfortunately the "novel" method patented covers both clockwise and counterclockwise but they're currently looking into rotating them 179 degrees, making the document slightly slanted but avoiding royalties.
My work here is dung.
Just send every single tax filing both ways. The right one gets filed, and wrong one gets rejected. Twice the work for the government.
I'm not sure why you would want to send your tax papers to the US Patent Office.
"A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
And then finally they'll get the bright idea to implement software that recognizes whether it's upside down and only print out the ones that are right-side up!
They can't implement that software because a method for doing that has already been patented!
If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
...turning the page over would breach US Patent #65535 "Method and process for static image manipulation by manual substrate reorientation" and probably also the nototiously over-broad US Patents #55378008 "Process for Bi-manual gluteous maximus location" and #45056 "Method for organising mass inebriation events at a beverage fermentation facility".
They do have to follow their own rules, you know...
In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
But wait, if you send it upside down, won't it arrive blank?
Can I mod something +1 Scary if it's true but I wish it weren't?
It's just like reading newspaper comics to other people. None of the effect and none of the humor.
"Y'see in this next panel Garfield is asleep, it's funny because Garfield is lazy and it's typical of his behavior. Now in the next panel he opens one eye and he says 'Mondays'. Which as you recall from last week when I read this comic to you, Garfield expressed his disdain for that particular day of the week. Interesting side note, the name 'Monday' actually comes from 'Moon Day'. Perhaps Garfield used to have some involvement in the space program. SO anyway..."
I have nothing compelling to say
Because some of my deductions are patently, umm, creative.
__ Someday, but not this morning, I'll finally learn to use the preview button.
You will never convince me that there's anything approaching humour in a Garfield comic.
I'm not sure why you would want to send your tax papers to the US Patent Office.
Three times the work!
Ah, come on.
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2009/ga091120.gif is an absolute classic. And the mice sequences are consistently good. http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2009/ga090324.gif
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+(X) good idea.
(X) is as close as I can get to rendering the infinity symbol in a normal character set.
You could use '8'. Oh, wait, some people don't know how to rotate it...
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Meaning the fax that comes through on the other side is mostly just blank sheets.
So... are you saying that the PTO has been giving out patents for blank pages all this time? Wow that explains a lot!
I think you need to tighten up on your spelling.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
I think you need to tighten up on your spelling.
But then no one would respond and I'm o so lonely down here...
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Yeah! Waste our tax dollars! That'll really fuck 'em!
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Gawd - good catch.
The number of dyslexic patent attorneys still in possession of a fax machine has probably dwindled to extinction.
You can and should file electronically. If you're still using an Underwood machine to prepare patents, you might not be on the cutting edge of innovation.