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Google Airs Super Bowl Ad
theodp writes "CNET's hunch that Google might run a Super Bowl ad entitled 'Parisian Love' proved to be well-founded. The ad just ran (did you know that you can search the Internet using Google?), and Apple certainly doesn't have to worry about losing its claim to having produced the best Super Bowl ad ever. In fact, you might want to check out the spoof 'Parisian Love' apparently inspired — 'Is Tiger Feeling Lucky?' — if you want to see a better pitch for Google."
Did anybody else find that kinda...creepy? Like some Roman Polanski just met a possibly underage girl* in a chat room and now he's going to stalk her* while fantasizing about moving near her*, gettin married*, and having a kid* all while he dosen't even know French*.
* the "girl", "AA 120" airline, "jobs", "church", "crib", and "translate" searches; respectively.
Forget the ad, I want that Internet Connection.
Try this in your Google Suggest enabled search field (Safari, Firefox, Google home page): ...
Just type the word "Why"
First suggested results:
Why do men have nipples
Why is the sky blue
Why is my poop green
Why are black people so loud
Recently bumped off the top list of suggested search results: "Why does my vag smell"
What would we do with out such an enormous cultural asset such as Google?
That is utter nonsense.
There must be some mathematical equation or perl or ruby script involved somewhere.
begin; while {tits36c} find tits; end;
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beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his mind he dreams himself your master
Be careful. Some of the male readers here might be caught by that.
So the ad is telling us that some horny dude knocked up some chick in Paris and was looking for a church to confess his sins, and they told him that he can't leave the country or Jesus will zap him, and that he better buy a crib, but he's so poor that he has to build it instead, and next he'll probably search for "best suicide method" ... so thank God for Google, the benign giant who knows every minute detail of his pathetic life.
Is a super bowl some kind of large toilet?
I thought it was a sweet ad. At the end, though, I had him googling "divorce lawyer."
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?
Haven't you heard of Google TiSP?
http://www.google.com/tisp/
I wonder why they didn't advertise this - everyone already uses google search.
And for those wondering, Clearwire is just a franchise of Google TiSP
Jeez, I didn't expect to get modded up. Is everybody feeling OK?
it goes like this:
Guy: "Hi, you're very pretty to me, here are some PERL earings. Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "...."
Guy: "I even got you this RUBY hairpin, will you go out with me now?"
Girl: walks away
Guy: "..."
There's really no need to automate this, seeing as there are no unpredictable branches in the pipeline. You're going to get the same result every time. You might as well write "GOTO 5" and be done with it.
Who the fuck is Sopmeone?
Yeah, hi. Sopmeone here. I did compare the results but you won't be interested. Nice meeting you.
everyone knows women are programmed with Brainfuck
at any point in this conversation were either of you ever thinking about tits?
(1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
All these comments and no one noticed that when they did the search for Church one of the queries that came up when they had only typed 'Chu' was 'Chuck Norris' Which makes this the coolest ad and now the Google employees better watch out for roundhouse kick related incidents.