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Appeals Court Rules On Internet Obscenity Standards

dark_requiem writes "The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that online content can be judged by the standards of the strictest community that is able to access it. The court upheld the conviction of pornography producer Paul F. Little, aka Max Hardcore, for violating obscenity laws in Tampa, despite the fact that the 'obscene' material in question was produced and sold in California. From the article: 'The Atlanta-based court rejected arguments by Little's attorneys that applying a local community standard to the Internet violates the First Amendment because doing so means material can be judged according to the standards of the strictest communities. In other words, the materials might be legal where they were produced and almost everywhere else. But if they violate the standards of one community, they are illegal in that community and the producers may be convicted of a crime. ... Jurors in Little's trial were told to judge the materials on the basis of how "the average person of the community as a whole — the Middle District of Florida" — would view the material.'"

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  1. So Iran's standards then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So by that measure we should censor all pictures of women's faces as it violates the decency standards of Iran.

    1. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Eudial · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So by that measure we should censor all pictures of women's faces as it violates the decency standards of Iran.

      We can do better than that. Let's form a community that considers rules on internet decency the height of indecency.

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    2. Re:So Iran's standards then? by FTWinston · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suspect that this ruling only considers communities within the USA. But presumably, if (e.g.) an amish community decided that the very concept of a website was obscene (rather than just objectionable or undesirable), it would be valid under this precedent for them to sue everyone who ever produced a website.

      You poor chaps over the pond really do seem to have the most bizarre legal decisions made for you, sometimes.

    3. Re:So Iran's standards then? by annex1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's really humourous when you live on the same Continent and watch with complete confusion as their entire country sues itself to death. I truly can't believe how litigious their society has become.

    4. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ya know, a court can rule anything they feel like ruling. Their *opinion* does not trump the Supreme Law of the Land: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press....."

      Or the Supreme Law of the State (in this case Georgia where the case happened): "Freedom of speech and of the press guaranteed. No law shall be passed to curtail or restrain the freedom of speech or of the press. Every person may speak, write, and publish sentiments on all subjects but shall be responsible for the abuse of that liberty." - Or the Constitution of California (where the citizen resides and to which law he is directly subject): "Every person may freely speak, write and publish his or her sentiments on all subjects, being responsible for the abuse of this right. A law may not restrain or abridge liberty of speech or press."

      It's time that we the People stop bowing to judges as if they were the ultimate authorities. They are not. The LAW is the ultimate authority within the Member States and within our Union. Enforce the Constitution - it is the law, and no politician nor judge can trump it. Our various Union and State Constitutions give us the right to speak freely, either vocally or in written form, and censorship violates those Supreme Laws.

      As a wise man opined 200 years ago:

      "The opinion which gives to the judges the right to decide what laws are constitutional and what not, not only for themselves in their own sphere of action but for the Legislature and Executive also in their spheres, would make the Judiciary a despotic branch." Thomas Jefferson to Abigail Adams, 1804. - "To consider the judges as the ultimate arbiters of all constitutional questions [is] a very dangerous doctrine indeed, and one which would place us under the despotism of an oligarchy. Our judges are as honest as other men and not more so. They have with others the same passions for party, for power, and the privilege of their corps..... The Constitution has erected no such single tribunal, knowing that to whatever hands confided, with the corruptions of time and party, its members would become despots." - Thomas Jefferson, 1820

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    5. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very few women in Iran wear the veil. You, sir are totally ignorant and prejudiced.

    6. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's really humourous when you live on the same Continent and watch with complete confusion as their entire country sues itself to death. I truly can't believe how litigious their society has become.

      If I were American I'd sue you for saying that

    7. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, yeah. That's all fine and dandy, but if people disagree about how the law (constitutional or not) applies to a given situation, what do you do? If this never happened, you wouldn't need courts, but it does, and thus you do.

      Put another way, what do you propose?

    8. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just wait. It's only a matter of time until the Continent of Europe falls into that same litigious mode. There are already numerous cases of Germans being sued by Swedes for violating Swedish law (or vice-versa). Like the piratebay case for example. How can those citizens be subject to Danish law when they don't even live there? What a mess.

      Even within the U.S. there are jurisdictional issues.

      How will the State of Georgia arrest/punish a citizen 2000 miles away in California? If this website-publishing Californian continues to produce "nudie" photographs in direct violation of the court order, will Georgia send an invading army across ~10 states to collect him? I don't think states like Texas, Arkansas, Alabama, et cetera would appreciate that.

      Neither is it the responsibility of California to enforce Georgian law. The Californian can remain free.

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    9. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well I defer to someone smart than me - "But the Chief Justice says, 'There must be an ultimate arbiter somewhere.' True, there must; but does that prove it is either party? The ultimate arbiter is the people of the Union, assembled by their deputies in convention, at the call of Congress or of two-thirds of the States. Let them decide to which they mean to give an authority claimed by two of their organs. And it has been the peculiar wisdom and felicity of our Constitution, to have provided this peaceable appeal, where that of other nations is at once to force." Thomas Jefferson to William Johnson, 1823.

      You could also apply common sense.

      Yes there's nudity and porn on the internet. So what? Nobody's forcing you to type playboy.com into your computer, so why is there a need for government to regulate these websites? *The government does not need to be involved.* The government should not be censoring the internet. At all. Let people censor themselves, by simply not going to sites they find objectionable.

      They only reason to censor the internet, is to exert morality upon other people, and I find that to be tyrannical. I don't want Georgia's primitive, backwards morality enforced upon me or any other non-Georgian citizen.

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    10. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you please get the state right? The laws/police/prosecution are from Tampa, FLORIDA. The only way Georgia comes into this is that the case made it to Federal District court, and the 11th District happened to be in Atlanta. Georgia isn't doing squat to you -- rant about Florida.

    11. Re:So Iran's standards then? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Infinite recursion error.

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    12. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IMHO both the European Union and the United States need the following amendment added to their Lisbon Treaty and Constitution, respectively, (and rewritten to fit the needs of each continent):

      The "Protect the 9th and 10th Amendments" Act.
      ----- Proposed Amendment XXVIII.
      Section 1. After a Bill has become Law, if one-half of the Member States declare the U.S. Law to be "unconstitutional" it shall be null and void. It shall be as if the Law never existed.
      Section 2. The Supreme Court will have the authority to review cases, and as part of the ruling declare these cases constitutional or unconstitutional, however the decision by the States (section 1) shall be superior.
      Section 3. This article shall be inoperative, unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths* of the several States by the date January 1, 2050. *[This is called a Constitutional majority in legal parlance.]

      .
      .
      .

      I envision this amendment to be very useful in overturning, for example the $2500 fine to be levied against citizens who don't have health insurance. That law, once Obama signs it, will be clearly unconsitutional and then the 25 State Legislatures can overturn it.

      In the European Union, such an amendment could be used to block the EU Government from exercising powers never granted by the Lisbon Treaty. As things stand now, there is virtually no limit to what the EU Government can control.

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    13. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How will the State of Georgia arrest/punish a citizen 2000 miles away in California?

      Extradition.

      It's like those treaties we have with so many countries, but way easier. And if it turns into a federal case in any way, then extradition is a non-issue.

    14. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a federal case by definition, if I got that right, after all it certainly crosses state borders. Hell, it crosses international borders.

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    15. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you be extradited for something that isnt even a crime in the state you're in?

    16. Re:So Iran's standards then? by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell, we should just get rid of the internet. Some communities think using technology past the 1600s is "obscene", why the 1600s? Fuck if I know...

    17. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes the nude photos crossed state borders, but it's not federal law that is being violated. It's Florida's obscenity law, and Californians are not subject to Florida law (no legislation without representation). The U.S. court should have thrown-out the case as invalid and nonjurisdictional.

      Otherwise, if Florida laws CAN cross borders and be enforced in other states, then what happens next? Florida bans alcohol (for example) and alcohol is automatically banned for all 50 states???

      No, no, no.

      If Florida bans alcohol, then that law applies only inside their border. Likewise if Florida bans obscenity/nudity, then that law Also applies only inside their border. Florida is welcome to block the importation of alcohol or obscenity, but NOT to exert their control over other States, or sue other states' citizens.

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    18. Re:So Iran's standards then? by ray-auch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And if it turns into a federal case in any way, then extradition is a non-issue.

      And they have an easy, proven, way of doing that.

      - Mail you some child porn, and then "find" it
      - Oh, now you're on a federal charge
      - Ship you to other state
      - Drop federal child porn charge (sorry, we mailed you child porn by mistake...)
      - Ah, but now you're here, there's this state charge... (so don't think you're going home anytime soon).

      This has been done before, and withstood legal challenges, so don't think they won't do it again.

    19. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The standard that should be used, IMO, is that when you visit a website, you are "virtually" going to the location of the business or owner, and pulling down their data. Since the material originated in a place where it was legal, it should be legal... there.

      But if the person GETTING that material, from whatever, is IN a place where it is illegal, then maybe he is violating the law... the supplier really has nothing to do with it.

      I mean, since they are treating these bits and bytes like tangible objects ("pornography" as though it were an explicit magazine), then it has to come from somewhere and go from somewhere. If it is legal in the place where it is "manufactured" or distributed, then the manufacturer and distributor have broken no law. But the purchaser, or receiver, might still be breaking the law by "taking" it into his own area... just as if it were a magazine.

      As a real-world example: I can go to a different state or an Indian reservation and buy fireworks that are not legal in my area. And I can buy them legally... there is no law against them in the place where I buy them. So the manufacturers and distributors have done no wrong. But if I then take those fireworks back to my own area, where they are illegal, I have committed whatever crime (or probably infraction) it is... the manufacturer and distributor have still done no wrong.

      I believe that to be a reasonable and fair standard. That way, communities can still have standards if they wish, and they can enforce them on their own community if they wish, but they don't get to judge people in distant communities by those standards.

    20. Re:So Iran's standards then? by realityimpaired · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes the nude photos crossed state borders, but it's not federal law that is being violated. It's Florida's obscenity law, and Californians are not subject to Florida law (no legislation without representation). The U.S. court should have thrown-out the case as invalid and nonjurisdictional.

      Ahh... but was it possible for the material in question to have been bought by a resident of Tampa? Even if the vendor is officially selling the stuff out of California, if they are selling *to* Floridians, and shipping there, then they can still be subject to the laws. It's part of operating a business: comply with the laws of the area where you're doing business. If you choose not to comply with local laws, you run the risk of being the target of local justice, even if you're not based locally.

      It probably never ocurred to them that what they were doing was illegal in Florida, but it's quite simple to set up the website so that it doesn't accept orders with a shipping address in that state. Having read TFA, we know that we're not talking about downloaded digital photos/videos, we're talking about physical media that was ordered and shipped through the mail. :)

    21. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not my fault the summary was written poorly

      You could always try reading the article.

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    22. Re:So Iran's standards then? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first line of the summary states, "The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that online content can be judged by the standards of the strictest community that is able to access it".

      I can't imagine that Amish communities are able to access the internet.

    23. Re:So Iran's standards then? by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Section 1. After a Bill has become Law, if one-half of the Member States declare the U.S. Law to be "unconstitutional" it shall be null and void. It shall be as if the Law never existed.

      That's already in the U.S. Constitution. It's called "passing a vote of the Senate." If one-half of the states, through their Senate representatives, object to a law for any reason, then it's as if the law never existed. Because it never did.

      The senators represent the interests of the states, plain and simple. If you feel your senator is not adequately representing the interests of your state, then that's your and your state's problem and you can solve it at the ballot box.

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    24. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Sandbags · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's actually not a bad scenario the judge missed. Many communities will have opposite views in regards to some content, or could even publish strict laws on site organization, content that must or must not be included, and these laws could easily be worked to make national sites illegal and local sites for local businesses legal. In another part of the country, laws could equally apply in reverse.

      My personal take? sale or shipping of a physical product across a state line, or providing a service in general should not be subject to local laws at all, only national and interstate commerce regulations. However, a locality could pass a law making it illegal for it;s local residents to ACCESS such material, or to request services. The only think that might be possible is for a locality to prevent the shipping of a product to it;s residents, or taking payment from addresses based in the local area. However, should such a system be applied to interstate commerce, the company effected should have the right to seek fees from the local community related to altering their process for tracking such potential purchases and denying them, such not to run afoul of the law. Any local law that does not provide a service to such companies should not be enforcible in interstate commerce.

      The only case I can see is where a physical product itself is illegal to posses in a state (not local, a whole state). For example, NJ forbids radar detectors. Most states forbid cigarettes crossing state lines. These products should be on the manufacturer to document to their resellers which states they are and are not legal for sale in, and the resellers then and only then could be held liable (if the manufacturer never clarified, then sue the manufacturer). For access to content on line that may be "objectionable", and for where a fee is paid for access, the site may be asked to request "are you located in one of the following municipalities:?" and if so refuse your membership (or get this data from the credit card used for payment). However, since there's no manufacturer, just a publisher, it should be up to the State or local entity to provide sufficient notice to the publisher to implement such a system if they are not based in the local state, and to cover the costs of that implementation if it is not a state law.

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    25. Re:So Iran's standards then? by berashith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are just enough people in some places that see things they dont like and declare "there should be a law against that" , instead of just ignoring what they dont like. When a critical mass of these people get together we end up with crazy laws.

      Whenever I hear someone say " there should be a law against that " , I want to punch them in the face, but there is a law against that ...

    26. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Sandbags · · Score: 2, Informative

      It;s a $750-950 penalty, not a $2500 fine, check your facts. It;s also an noncollectable penalty, meaning you can not have a lien placed on your property nor a notice against your credit, and this penalty itself accrues no non-payment penalties nor does it collect interest. Simply put, the ONLY way the government can actually collect this penalty if they deduct it from your tax return (if you get one). There is not jail time, this is not a fine, it is a "penalty" and that is legally defined quite differently.

      If you make up to 3X the poverty level, its a $750 fine, otherwise $950. The fine is further prorated for those below certain marks, equivalent to the max fee they would pay to fall under a government regulated policy for their income level after subsidies (essentially, the penalty itself is subsidized by the government for the poor and lower middle class).

      Finally, the penalty is waived should you acquire acceptable minimum insurance after a notification period. It is not automatically assigned (there's a grace period).

      Oh, and its not illegal to require people to have insurance. This has been upheld numerous times in federal court regarding drivers insurance, home insurance, and more. Failure to have insurance does not mean you simply pay out-of-pocket, it means MY FAMILY pays out of pocket for YOU, through taxes collected and paid to hospitals to subsidize those who don't/can't pay, and through higher rates they also charge to cover non-payment for services rendered. If everyone is insured, the hospital always gets paid. This also means less hassle at the hospital because they can simply ASSUME you're covered and admit you instead of going through a paperwork process while you're suffering with a broken limb...

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    27. Re:So Iran's standards then? by causality · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a historical context to consider. The poster child for "States' Rights" is legalized discrimination against "blacks". I'm sure that's not what you're talking about here, but when you ship content across jurisdictions, you have to think about how it might be viewed by others :-).

      Probably because Abraham Lincoln is often remembered as some sort of noble hero, when actually he ignored the highest law of the land to fight an illegal war that caused the deaths of many thousands of people. He was also known for jailing people, and worse, merely for speaking out against his policies, which happened without trial or any other form of due process. So, even the First Amendment didn't mean very much to this President since the war gave him an excuse to ignore it. What John Wilkes Booth did was wrong, but it didn't happen in a vacuum. It probably could have been avoided by impeaching Lincoln; maybe then Booth wouldn't have felt a need to take matters into his own hands.

      I know it's history but this is what really established the precedent of a federal government that can and will trample Constitutionally-granted states' rights whenever it wants. A federal government that's willing to kill thousands of people to preserve its ability to do so. A federal government that takes actions not because the Constitution grants it the authority to do so, but because there is not enough political opposition to stop it. A "because we can" government that doesn't care very much about the legitimacy of its authority.

      What it once did with violence, it now does with the power of the purse. The racket these days is for the feds to tax the citizens and then give that (i.e. their own) money back to their state if and only if it approves of their policies. It's how we ended up with the near-universal 55mph speed limit, the universal drinking age of 21, and other examples of unconstitutional federal meddling and micromanaging of intrastate affairs (as opposed to the constitutionally-granted regulation of interstate affairs). The concept here is simple. The way they'd like to do things, by directly passing laws to control states, is illegal; so they found another way to indirectly accomplish the same goal. You see this all the time in politics. They have no respect for the Constitution; they just see it as something to find clever ways to maneuver around.

      The removal of institutional discrimination against any group of people is a noble goal, but we have to be very careful about the use of "ends justify the means" rationalizations. That kind of thinking is the foundation of every dictatorship and totalitarian state that ever existed. Every seizure of power is always "to stop a threat" or to "protect the children". Everyone who opposes, or even supports it but opposes merely the methods, is always called "unpatriotic". No politician is dumb enough to say "nah, those are just excuses, we really just want power and we'll take it for any reason or no reason at all."

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    28. Re:So Iran's standards then? by plague3106 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      the problem with your theory is that you're dictating what people can and can't watch IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME.

      This whole community standard nonsense to allow cenorship is wrong. My neighbors should have absolutely NO say on the content of books, movies, music, or video games I play in my own home.

      Honestly.. why is censorship ok if its your neighbors deciding what to censor?

      As far as your products crossing state lines goes.. that's a specious argument as well, since states are NOT allowed to favor commerce in their own state over another state. Its also Unconstitutional, just like censorship.

    29. Re:So Iran's standards then? by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Apple community and Linux community thinks Microsoft is an obscenenity. Redmond thinks Apple and Linux are obscenities. The video game community considers Jack Thompson to be an obscenity. The PETA community thinks eating meat is obscene.

      The Baptists consider dance to be obscene.

      I think the court's ruling is obscene.

    30. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Bakkster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It probably never ocurred to them that what they were doing was illegal in Florida, but it's quite simple to set up the website so that it doesn't accept orders with a shipping address in that state. Having read TFA, we know that we're not talking about downloaded digital photos/videos, we're talking about physical media that was ordered and shipped through the mail. :)

      The question is, should it be a website's burden to know every local law? Where do you draw the line?

      Perhaps it is reasonable to expect websites keep track of state laws that pertain to their business. That's still 49 additional states to keep track of, though, plus DC, the Virgin Islands, and other US territories. Not really an easy task, especially for smaller businesses.

      In this case, though, it's not even a state law, it's a local (Tampa) law. Should every company who seeks to sell online be expected to know the laws of every county in the nation? Every city? Every township or municipality? What if they give an address in an adjacent town (which the USPO will adjust to deliver correctly) with different laws? Can you even give an estimate of the ammount of time it would take to research that many local laws and be certain your shipment will not violate some local statute?

      I don't see how a small business can be reasonably expected to comply with all laws simultaneously, only that they act in good faith that the person ordering the material is legally allowed to do so by their local laws.

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    31. Re:So Iran's standards then? by thedonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the problem with your theory is that you're dictating what people can and can't watch IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME.

      It is not legal to watch child porn in the privacy of your own home. That said, I think this judge is smoking crack even hearing the case, and the jury should be shot.

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    32. Re:So Iran's standards then? by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh really? No sympathy even though the case is bogus? What about the part where everyone involved is a WILLING participant? It might be gross, but everyone involved (including people who purchased the videos) did so of their own free will.

    33. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No nation that I'm aware of recognizes any legal limit on its reach.

      In the real world, the only limit on any government's reach is how many guns it has, and how many guns everybody else has.

    34. Re:So Iran's standards then? by 2obvious4u · · Score: 3, Informative

      In some locals it is legal to watch child porn in your own home or even in public, also the definition of child porn varies from local to local.

      At least this was an appeals court and not the Supreme Court. I imagine this one will be going to the Supreme Court.

    35. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the real world, the only limit on any government's reach is how many guns it has, and how many guns everybody else has.

      I think that it might also be limited by the light cone too.

    36. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Idbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Next: Internet is considered witchcraft, and all of those in contact with it will need to be burned into ashes!

      What year is it again?

    37. Re:So Iran's standards then? by eth1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I don't think this is as clear cut as your example of banning a physical item. In that case it's obvious who is breaking the law: If the Florida resident comes to you, buys contraband, and takes it home, THEY are breaking the law. If you come into the state to them to sell it, YOU are breaking the law.

      In the Internet case, it's not so clear. I would argue that they're coming to you buying stuff, and they are the ones responsible for taking it across the border, but you could even make the argument that whoever owns the physical wire/fibre that crosses the border is liable.

    38. Re:So Iran's standards then? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      This whole community standard nonsense to allow cenorship is wrong. My neighbors should have absolutely NO say on the content of books, movies, music, or video games I play in my own home.

      Yeah, but this is about what they can view in their homes. By having this available, you're forcing them to run the risk of accidentally visiting those sites. After all, hardcoreporn.com is so easy to mistype when you meant naturescenes.com, since the keys are so close together after all.

    39. Re:So Iran's standards then? by karmatic · · Score: 2, Informative

      For example, NJ forbids radar detectors.

      Almost everything is illegal in New Jersey, but the radar detector ban only applies to commercial vehicles of a certain weight.

    40. Re:So Iran's standards then? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They only reason to censor the internet, is to exert morality upon other people, and I find that to be tyrannical.

      And ironically and hypocritically, most of the people who would control your actions consider themselves Christians, despite the edict that one should treat others as they would be treated themselves. How would the moral crusaders feel if an athiest community considered the bible obscene?

      And I say that as a Christian myself. My bible says nothing about pornography (If I'm wrong, please correct me).

    41. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Was it mailed? Or was it a download from a homepage? A very important difference because it affects the question whether they were shipping or not. If they mailed it, then yes, they were actively acting and thus delivering the content. If they offered only a download, then no, they put it up for pickup in their virtual warehouse and the Tampa resident went there and picked it up (all across the state, but it was still his action, not the store's).

      I can travel to the Netherlands and get a pack of weed. And while frowned upon in general, it's not against the law for me (even though in my country the possession of weed would already be deemed illegal). I might be stupid and try to get it back to my place of residence, in this case I would break the law. Not the place that sold me said weed. It would be entirely different if they were stupid enough to ship it here. But just as in this case, they offer it for sale and you have to go there and pick it up. What you do afterwards is your problem.

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    42. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>>It;s a $750-950 penalty, not a $2500 fine, check your facts

      It's hard to "check the facts" when the health bill keeps mutating every week. It originally started as a $2500 penalty (same as Massachusetts has) for not having health insurance. If it's dropped in the meantime, then I apologize for not keeping up, but that doesn't mean it will stay that way. Congress could rise it back to $2500 again.

      Also telling me that it's 750-950 penalty doesn't make it any more Constitutional. It's a grab for power by the U.S. Government to control citizen's purchasing decisions. Assuming the law passes, then that penalty should be nullified as a non-granted power.

      >>>This has been upheld numerous times in federal court regarding drivers insurance, home insurance, and more.

      At the STATE level, not the national level. The States can do many things that the U.S. Government can not do, according to the Constitution's Tenth Amendment (the most important according to the Democratic Party's founder). Also I've never heard of mandatory home insurance? That's new to me, and I suspect there's more to it. Such as, "If you accept mortgage money from the bank, or the government of Florida, then you must buy home insurance."

      Plus driving insurance is *voluntary* not mandatory, because you do not have to drive. My Amish neighbors don't pay drivers insurance, and they don't get fined for not having it. It's not a universal mandate like this proposed 950 dollar health fine.

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    43. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Hittman · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://zoklet.net/totse//en/law/high_profile_legal_cases/aabust.html

      In 1994 the Amateur Action BBS in California annoyed a prude postal inspector in Tennessee who signed on, paid a fee and downloaded porn. In order to get the extradition orders he mailed the owners real kidde porn. They were arrested, extradited, the kiddie porn indictment was thrown out, and they were then tried based on Tennessee's community standards. They lost and were sent to prison.

      I was running a 21 line subscription BBS at the time (Electric Avenue). It was primarily for chat, games and forums, but I had a half dozen CDs of dirty GIFs people could download. When this case hit the news I removed the pictures immediately. I had no desire to spend everything I owned defending myself against a jury of toothless "peers" in some backwater state.

    44. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Its also Unconstitutional, just like censorship."
      But but if censorship is unconstitutional then how is banning childporn ok? (Seriously here) This state views obscene acts as... bad. So they not only banned them but banned the filmed material (to reduce the market apparently). Exact same as childporn. So... what's the difference?

    45. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>>In the Internet case, it's not so clear.

      The closest example I can think of is the Playboy cases of the 1950s, 60s, and 70s. When Playboy Magazine was still a new phenomenon, some States blocked the magazine from being sold in stores. So Playboy sent the magazine by mail to subscribers, but these States would block the magazine's entrance, send the issues back to the Playboy headquarters, and fine the citizen that tried to buy it. Playboy was not subject to fine.

      I would expect the internet case to be governed by the same deal. If a Florida citizen visits playboy.com, the person who gets in trouble would be the citizen for importing contraband, not Playboy (because it isn't a Florida company).

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    46. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I understand why child porn is illegal (exploitation of children, probable rape of children,etc.) it boggles me that an picture of a cartoon child naked is porn.

      It also seems incorrect that an artistic picture of a fictional, non-existent child is illegal (since there was no exploitation, rape, etc.).

      And you have all those gray lines where the subject looks 13 but is 18 or is 15 and looks 18.

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    47. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some communities think using technology past the 1600s is "obscene", why the 1600s? Fuck if I know...

      That's not entirely true. Those same communities love their repeating firearms ;)

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    48. Re:So Iran's standards then? by mog007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as the constitution is concerned, child porn itself wouldn't be illegal. Producing it could be, because its production violates the rights of the child(ren). Much like a snuff film. Anybody involved in the production of the snuff film would be guilty of a crime, but people who actually have a copy and didn't directly participate in the production of the film wouldn't be held responsible.

      Granted, that's just one way of viewing things. The SCOTUS has somehow inferred an "obscenity" exemption in the first amendment, that I can't find in my copy of the constitution. And the things that are deemed "obscene and thus censorable" changes over time as well.

    49. Re:So Iran's standards then? by rajafarian · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... why the 1600s? Fuck if I know..

      Maybe because that's the beginning of science as we know it? What with Galileo (1564 to 1642), Rene Descarte (1596 – 1650), Leibnitz (1646 - 1716)), and Francis Bacon (1561 – 1626) being from that era. Heck, maybe to them the Roman Inquisition are the good old days?

    50. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is not legal to watch child porn in the privacy of your own home.

      What I'm going to say is not a popular view, and let me be clear that people who hurt children, and those who aid or support such harm, need to be removed from polite society. And let me be clear that personally, I find the very idea that someone would enjoy watching images that depicted such harm, to be disgusting and revolting.

      However: there is no "child porn" exception to the First Amendment. The fact that an image was produced by harming another human being (for example, a lot of the stuff at rotten.com) does not mean that the state has legitimate power to criminalize the mere possession of such images. And "child porn" laws go far beyond that, criminalizing made-up, wholely fictitious images. These laws are based on the notion that these images will cause bad thoughts which will lead directly to bad actions: they are nothing more than "thoughtcrime" laws.

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    51. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Tezcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difficulty arises if images are shown to provoke and promote illegal behaviour. Although this logic is not used directly in cases of child-porn (although I'd be interested to see studies that found a causal link) , it is used in certain situations regarding terrorism and other criminal acts.

      Should society and the government have the authority to ban videos and literature detailing weapon manufacture and security-breaking techniques?

    52. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the modern-day witch hunt. The truest example of the slippery slope in action.

      First we made exploitation of actual kids illegal, and that was a *very* good thing. But then we banned pictures of it for sale. Also probably a good thing, stop peddlers. But then we banned sharing the pictures without money involved. Perhaps a good thing, it could be damaging to the victim to have those pictures out there forever. But then we banned cartoon drawings. And now they are just getting crazy. You can already see the next step in Australia, where there isn't even an artistic exemption (so Renaissance art, cherubs, etc are considered CP there); and now they just banned any real porn where the actress has a size A cup, or looks under 25. Yes, even if they are a legal adult, they don't want someone thinking they might possibly be underage. Next up, they'll probably want to push that age back to 40 or so. And who would want to watch that?

      The end result and ulterior motive of the groups pushing these laws isn't banning CP, it's banning all porn, period. They're just taking a small, incremental approach to their end goal.

    53. Re:So Iran's standards then? by tinkerghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Its also Unconstitutional, just like censorship."
      But but if censorship is unconstitutional then how is banning childporn ok? (Seriously here) This state views obscene acts as... bad. So they not only banned them but banned the filmed material (to reduce the market apparently). Exact same as childporn. So... what's the difference?

      SCOTUS has already declared that some speech is not protected speech - 'hate' speech, obscene speech, and speech to incite violence are all classes of speech that do not have constitutional protection. Really, hate & inciting speech are both essentially the same. You can say "I hate those niggers" and be constitutionally protected, however neither "Someone should run those wetbacks out of town" nor "Those fags need to be hurt" are. The problem is that the standard for both of them is the same across the country. If I espouse running people out of town based on their ethnicity, sexual preference, or religion or I attempt to incite violence against someone - it doesn't matter if I'm in the heart of the bible belt or standing in Times Square, the rules are the same.

      Child Pornography was stripped of it's protection under the 'inciting harm' provision. A child is considered legally unable to consent to sexual acts, therefore all sexual acts conducted with a child are 'coerced' and harmful to the child. Since child pornography is the result of a coerced act, creating a market for the material is considered to be inciting harm. It's not the clearest path, nor is it without some problems in the actual legal arguments, however it is a cogent argument and it's standard is clear: pornography containing images of people under 18=illegal.

      Contrast that with obscene materials where the definition is subject to both the jurors and the community in which the trial is being held:

      The obscenity rules laid down in the Miller test are of a more "I know it when I see it" variety.

      The Supreme Court's 1973 ruling in Miller v. California sets out a 3 part standard for ruling content obscene:

      1. an average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;
      2. the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law; and
      3. the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

      Let's work backwords:

      3. the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

      This is bluntly a wacked test. I'm not sure who defines 'value'. Does the book/movie Lolita have serious literary value? How about Robert Mapplethorpe's photography? I can get a conservative arts professor to come in and say that the Michelangelo's David is child pornography and lacks artistic value. For gods sake, someone please tell me "Oops, I did it again" doesn't get protection under 'serious artistic value'.

      2. the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law;

      Excuse me? Why are only depictions of sexual conduct eligible to loose their first amendment protections? I can happily display images of a person's chest being ripped open in a sadistic game (one of the SAW movies) but showing a bukkake session is grounds for 3 years in prison plus a RICO rap? If a work is 'patently offensive' enough to loose it's constitutional protection, what difference does the content make? Sex, violence, Tammy Faye Baker with her makeup running - whatever the content, it should be all or nothing. Singling out sexual behavior is just another example of our faux puritanism.

      1. an average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient int

    54. Re:So Iran's standards then? by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      If only there was an institution where the states could have a voice on Federal legislation.....

      I don't think you've been watching the senate lately if you think states have a voice there.

    55. Re:So Iran's standards then? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Should society and the government have the authority to ban videos and literature detailing weapon manufacture and security-breaking techniques?

      The question is not "should it?" but "does it?"

      The Federal Government in the United States does not, unless you mean something by the words, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech..." that is quite different from what I mean by them.

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    56. Re:So Iran's standards then? by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what happened to the postal inspector who *obtained* and *distributed* child porn? And to the people he got it from?

      This sounds so twisted: I'm imagining someone so hellbent on getting someone arrested that he makes his own children do nude photoshoots and then sends them out intended to get someone in trouble... disgusting.

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    57. Re:So Iran's standards then? by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      But then, you have to have an intelligent and engaged public. Whups, no, we have a stupid, disengaged public that's grown stupider through 50 years of educator's inability to control their students and a required focus on self-esteem over actual learning.

      Don't put all of the blame on the education system. You can put a hefty share of the blame on news media that decided that providing the information that citizens need in order to make rational decisions about governing wasn't profitable enough. You can also blame Ronald Reagan for pushing through the changes that allow the media to spew lies and pablum to increase their own power and wealth. Keeping people stupid and controllable is to the media's advantage.

    58. Re:So Iran's standards then? by paeanblack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difficulty arises if images are shown to provoke and promote illegal behaviour.

      Where's the difficulty? If the KKK wants to publish racist drivel, if NWA wants to write songs about killing cops, if the Mormons want to peddle homophobia, I'm going to stand back and be proud that I live in a country where they can.

      As long as (1) nobody forces me to listen to them and (2) nobody forces them to shut up, I don't see a problem. For the people who actually engage in illegal behavior, we have system in place to handle them.

    59. Re:So Iran's standards then? by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After reading your attached link, my only thought is that this guy, "Robert" is an idiot. At every point this guy is presented with opportunities to not be an idiot, instead he gives away his protection from searches, admits he received and then held onto real child porn, and failed to challenge numerous [dubiously legal] actions by various entities and persons.

      A few little tips if you are ever in this situation.

      1) If you opened up such a package (or your wife did), immediately notify the police. Then drive the package to the nearest police office and leave it there.

      2) NEVER GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY IN ANY OF ITS FORMS! If someone asks "hey, would you please sign this form allowing me to search your home. The answer is NO. There is no exception.

      3) If you are ever in this situation and someone sends a illegal package. File charges against the person who sent you the package! In this instance the "postal inspector" violated multiple laws, both Federal and State, in possessing the contents of the package and then sending the package.

      As for how the 11th Circuit case that this /. article is covering will turn out in the end? My 2cents is that this case will almost certainly get overturned. But either way, I don't live in 11th circuit jurisdiction so yay for me.

    60. Re:So Iran's standards then? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you feel your senator is not adequately representing the interests of your state, then that's your and your state's problem and you can solve it at the ballot box.

      I was with you until here. I cannot solve my state's problems at the ballot box.

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    61. Re:So Iran's standards then? by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>1) If you opened up such a package [with child porn or obscene material], immediately notify the police. Then drive the package to the nearest police office and leave it there.
      >>>

      Many citizens who receive porn or drugs in the mail, when they do the honest thing and tell the police, end up arrested for possession. You. Cannot. Trust. Police. Or the government in general. Better to destroy the evidence and pretend you never received anything.

      "You have the right to remain silent....." - USE IT. You also have the right to refuse searches. No warrant; no search. No warrant; no search.

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    62. Re:So Iran's standards then? by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The difficulty arises if images are shown to provoke and promote illegal behaviour.

      That relationship has never been shown/proven in any study.

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    63. Re:So Iran's standards then? by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The end result and ulterior motive of the groups pushing these laws isn't banning CP, it's banning all porn, period. They're just taking a small, incremental approach to their end goal.

      No, sadly that's not the end goal. That's just another step. Banning porn criminalizes a third of the population. Banning drugs criminalizes another huge chunk. And so on. The end goal is for everyone to be a criminal so that nobody can speak up without fear of arrest for some crime. The inherent endgame for government is tyranny, and the only thing preventing any government from degrading into tyranny is a strong, informed population who won't stand for it.

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    64. Re:So Iran's standards then? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Every study I've seen on it indicates that watching child porn is an outlet that decreases the chance of actual harm coming to actual people. That is, those that only get stimulation from children will seek it. And if they can masturbate to child porn, they will, and that will be enough. If they have no child porn to see, then they are more likely to act in a manner to harm a minor to satisfy their sexual needs.

      That seems to be the consistent finding, and hasn't been contradicted by any study I've ever seen. More child porn is safer for the children.

      However, never have I seen where child porn was legal and widely available, so there is the argument (which can't be tested) that it would encourage those that wouldn't otherwise be interested to become interested in harming children. But for taking someone that has harmed a child, giving them unlimited child porn and checking their recidivism rate against someone without access to it (or the other ways it's been looked at) they always show more child porn protects children and reduces the actual harm that comes to them. Oh, and that simulated child porn works about as well as the real stuff, so simulated child porn being legal would not harm any child anywhere and reduce the chance of them being harmed in the future.

      And no, this isn't an advocation of any belief or set of acts, just passing along what I've read.

  2. No problem by rastoboy29 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We just need to file a lawsuit in Fascistville, Texas to have the whole internet taken down for obscenity.

    Trust me, I'm a Texan--we've got plenty of towns that would do.

    1. Re:No problem by thue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have no imagination!

      How about filing a lawsuit in some strict muslim community, where depictations of human beings and music is considered obscene?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_music#Permissibility_of_music
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_art ("the depiction of the human form is idolatry and thereby a sin against Allah, forbidden in the Qur'an")

      The court said "the strictest community". Nobody said it had to be a community based on the Christian worldview.

    2. Re:No problem by icebrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's two things:

      First, confusion of net neutrality (a good thing) with the "fairness doctrine" (eh, not so much). Whether the talking head himself is confused, or is just confusing his listeners, is up for debate.

      Second, NIH syndrome. The perception is that it's an idea proposed by the democrats, so it must automatically be opposed, regardless of the content.

      Remember, people like Rush, Beck, Michael Moore, Hannity, etc. are rabble-rousers. Their job is to say outrageous things to get people stirred up, which makes them listen to the show and (key point here) brings in money (whether through ticket sales or advertising dollars). They're just like Howard Stern, but talking politics rather than sex.

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    3. Re:No problem by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And I'm Discordian, and I find the depiction of Hot Dogs to be a mortal sin against our goddess (I'm a pope, so I can create a dogma as I please, ok?). So take that Wienerschnitzel page down DAMN RIGHT NOW!

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    4. Re:No problem by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And I'm Gowachin, and I find the traditions of common law as a mortal sin against sapience. Therefore courts are obscene and must immediately be banned, and all practioners of law are to be found innocent.

      If that made no sense to you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gowachin

  3. Without a doubt by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has to be, without a doubt, the worst decision I have ever heard a court involving the internet. It shows a blatant disregard for how internet works.

    1. Re:Without a doubt by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

      Product Y is made in state A is illegal here, so it's now illegal everywhere. Wtf is that?

      More like "Product Y is made in state A is illegal here, so it's now illegal for people in state A to ship to customers here."

    2. Re:Without a doubt by ls671 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > It shows a blatant disregard for how internet works.

      I guess the way internet works is irrelevant for some people. They make laws and decisions according to the way they think it *should* work. ;-))

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    3. Re:Without a doubt by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except there is no shipping involved. The judge is expecting their to be a system in place that can determine where a computer user is coming from and automatically apply obscenity filters. Basically every website would have to set up blacklists/whitelists to determine which states may access the website or, as per this ruling, the host of the website may be liable for obscenity violations in another state. In the judge's eyes, passively providing access to material that is illegal in State A from State B makes you liable in State A even though you are not creating the offending material in State A, nor are you actively sending the material to State A.

    4. Re:Without a doubt by Anonymusing · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think people only support this because of the nature of the videos in the case. From TFA: "The videos featured scenes of vomiting and urination, depicting women being forced to ingest various bodily fluids."

      Personally, I think that sounds really disgusting and disturbing, not titillating at all, and I'm pretty liberal in my thinking. A "conservative" American would probably have a apoplectic attack of Biblical proportions at the thought of such videos.

      But, I'm more disgusted and disturbed by the ruling in thise case, which we could describe thusly: "The ruling featured scenes of censorship and nanny states, depicting citizens being forced to endure various cruelties to their freedom."

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    5. Re:Without a doubt by jimbolauski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The internet should not change a thing it is simply a means of commerce similar to a phone, the reason the feds are involved is because it is interstate commerce. Using this as precedence all interstate goods can be regulated in this manor, that is the scary thing if Microsoft decides to buy a town (many mining companies own the town) they could outlaw Apple, Google, Linux, and who ever or what ever they see fit.

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    6. Re:Without a doubt by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It sounds like a viable business plan to me.

      Quick! Tell me exactly what is considered obscene by Florida law so I can filter it!

      Oh wait, you can't, because the law is basically "whatever we can get 12 prudes to claim they're offended by after you've done it", just like every other obscenity law ever.

      Obscenity laws are pure bullshit.

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    7. Re:Without a doubt by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People keep saying that, but it isn't really an internet case; the internet is just a side issue here. The 'convicted' actually mailed the porn to investigators in Florida. They could as easily have advertised in a magazine, not used the internet at all, and still ended up with the same result

      Not that it makes it any better. Don't they have real problems to worry about in Florida? Have they run out of criminals to chase so now they need to chase people for non-crimes?

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    8. Re:Without a doubt by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw an interview with a woman who'd been in a Max Hardcore film. She said she'd been in other porn, more-or-less enjoyed the work, and assumed that working for M. H. would be similar. So she started shooting a film for him, but things got more brutal than she expected, more quickly than she could really understand how to react. Apparently it was a bad enough experience to convince her to leave the industry for good.

      I wasn't there and I didn't see the video so I don't know how all this went down. But I can imagine scenarios where someone agrees to shoot a porn but then things get out of control while they're in a vulnerable position. Still, as you said, it seems to me that the real crime is not the filming of this or the distribution of the film ("obscenity"); it's the treatment of the woman (assault/rape).

      As an aside, I don't really understand this trend in super-hard-core porn... On the one hand, "to each his own," but on the other... not even the men in this stuff find it pleasant; they're all popping Viagra just to keep themselves going, gritting their teeth, and hoping for it to be over soon themselves...

      But that's the problem with the First Amendment, isn't it? If you defend it you end up siding with unsavory characters; if you don't then it's permanently eroded; you're dammed either way.

  4. Horseshit by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Appeals Court dropped the ball on this one. If a crime was committed in that backwoods locale, it should be the person who viewed the porn who is charged, because they're the ones who took the active step of bringing it 'into' the jurisdiction. Yeah, it's some pretty foul porn, by most standards, but it was the police who ordered the damn things and downloaded them, not some otherwise innocent person. Frankly, it's a mockery of the law to charge him with crimes in that jurisdiction.

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    1. Re:Horseshit by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A federal appeals court in California ruled in another case three months ago that a national community standard must be applied when regulating obscene materials over the Internet.

      A three-judge panel of the 11th Circuit, however, wrote that they "decline to follow the reasoning" of the California court.

      You know this one is going to SCOTUS.

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    2. Re:Horseshit by Ihmhi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Obscenity laws like this shouldn't even exist in this day and age.

      Seriously, obscenity? How about we go down to the soda shop and get some malts? Then we can go rough up the dorky kid and pitch woo to the cheerleaders. Check out those sexy ankles!

    3. Re:Horseshit by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Finally someone who adresses the matter.

      It's not that these laws are used against someone who is not affected by them (should not be), it's that these laws exist in the first place. There are a few laws concerning sexual activities that make sense (like laws against rape), but for the only reason that they also fit the bill for a different crime: Harming someone else's body against his will. That's basically why rape is (and should be) illegal, not because it's "obscene" or "indecent". It's because it hurts someone who does not like that.

      What is "obscenity"? And why is it not allowed? I could see how it should be illegal to shove it in my face and make me watch it (but not because it's about sex but because it's about something close to torture or coercion, just like it should not be allowed to force me to look at pictures of blown up bodies or force me to watch a medical operation, or force me to do anything against my will). But the existance? And having people look at it? How could you sensibly explain that this should be illegal?

      The law should serve one, and only one, purpose: To make our coexistance possible and "fair". A law against me stealing from you makes sense. Else you'd have to watch your belongings every waking hour. A law against killing someone makes sense too. Hell, everyone wants to live and I wouldn't want to watch my back every time I go out on the street without my gang of friends who protect me (and mug everyone around in the process). That's what the law should be about: To make sure your life, belongings and if you want to your "mental" health is upheld. If you willingly relinquish any such protection, the law has no right to keep you from it. I can't see why there should be a law that protects me against my will. A law that protects me against seeing "indecent" porn is like a law that protects me from giving away my gem collection to someone or allowing someone to kick me in the nuts. I wouldn't do either of the three, probably, but I can't see why it should be illegal to do any of them.

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    4. Re:Horseshit by corbettw · · Score: 2, Informative

      With two circuit courts disagreeing over how to apply the law it's pretty safe to assume that SCOTUS will hear the case. At least, let's hope they do so there can be some clarity on the issue.

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  5. "The Community" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yay. Time for this to be ruled by the scotus. They've been pretty clear on "community standards" and it's about time the internet was defined as "a community." SCOTUS did not say obscenity is defined by the most prudish members of the community. You can't simply pick the 13 most uptight pricks in town for your jury. It's time for people to be given full responsibility for the speech that is tolerated in their own homes and not the freedom to rule everyone else's homes based on the redneck perversions of that backward few.

    1. Re:"The Community" by metamechanical · · Score: 2, Funny

      At first glance I read, "Time for this to be ruled by the scouts," and thought to myself, "Well, I suppose that would be taking this to its logical extreme. I mean, the boy scouts ARE paraded as some sort of pinnacle of conservative morality. Although, I have always wanted to earn a lolcats badge..."

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    2. Re:"The Community" by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      This sort of thing has already been ruled on by SCOTUS, in Reno v ACLU. There's a pretty clear SCOTUS precedent, and the 11th Circuit just decided to ignore it (why it never became a major part of the arguments is beyond me).

      In addition, there's an argument that the only reason that the "obscene" materials were in that jurisdiction to begin with is that the police helpfully downloaded them. That's entrapment, pure and simple.

      (IANAL, TINLA)

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  6. Entrapment?? by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Little is from California but was tried in Tampa after investigators here ordered his videos through the mail and downloaded them over the Internet.

    Emphasis mine.
    So basically these investigators took something that was legal at it's source and imported it into an area where it was illegal, and then blamed the supplier.

    If they had of not actively done this, then no crime would have been committed.
    (Of course IANAL etc).

    1. Re:Entrapment?? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Running a red light is more dangerous than speeding, mate. Sometimes following the speed limit is more dangerous than going with the flow of the traffic.

      I remember one time I was driving through Vancouver, BC, and everyone was going 130kph. I'm pretty sure the speed limit was 90.

    2. Re:Entrapment?? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's like buying some weed in the Netherlands, smuggling it into Germany and then claiming the Dutch coffee shop broke the law.

      (only using weed here because I couldn't think of a car analogy)

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  7. Jehovah! by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or how declaring that Mary is not a virgin is technically a criminal offence in Ireland, but not wherever the server for slashdot is located.

    How can people know what's legal/illegal in each and every bacwater community across a country as large as the US?

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    1. Re:Jehovah! by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How big does the community have to be?

      Can I just move out to the middle of nowhere in the midwest, deem religion and intelligent design obscene in my "community" and put an end to them on the internet?

    2. Re:Jehovah! by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 3, Informative

      declaring that Mary is not a virgin is technically a criminal offence in Ireland

      Citation please.

      I believe the PP is referring to the Irish Defamation Law, which includes a section that makes it a crime to say or print anything that a religion considers "blasphemy". Saying that "Mary wasn't a virgin" is contradicting the official dogma of the Catholic Church, and as such could be considered blasphemy.

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  8. Finally law is on our side! by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perfect! Now we can have some GNU/Linux fans form a community, declare all proprietary software obscene and shut down sites of Microsoft, Apple and so on! Wow, and I thought that I'll never see "A Year of Linux on Desktop"!

    What do you think, will RMS look good in black amish hat?

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  9. Entirely unreasonable by mepperpint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This ruling is entirely unreasonable for two reasons:

    (1) This effectively extends the jurisdiction of an community law to the entire country

    (2) This requires that someone know and understand all the laws of every community

    I don't know whether the ruling is wrong with regard to the law or whether the law is horribly broken, but rulings like this are entirely unreasonable. It goes against the principles of the US to allow a small group of people to inflict their personal views and opinions on the entire country. I really hope that this precedent is changed, either by a successful appeal to the supreme court or better laws.

    1. Re:Entirely unreasonable by Rufty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also assumes that two different communities don't have laws that flat out contradict.

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    2. Re:Entirely unreasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know whether the ruling is wrong with regard to the law or whether the law is horribly broken, but rulings like this are entirely unreasonable. It goes against the principles of the US to allow a small group of people to inflict their personal views and opinions on the entire country. I really hope that this precedent is changed, either by a successful appeal to the supreme court or better laws.

      It would be interesting to see a lawsuit filed against Tampa for unconstitutionally disenfranchising citizens of the United States who are subject to its laws. If the laws of Tampa can be applied against any person regardless of where they are in the United States, then it should follow that every citizen of the United States is entitled to vote in all elections in Tampa, and the city government must send election material and provide for absentee voting to all eligible voters, and maintain current and accurate voter registration rolls.

  10. The result is by terminal.dk · · Score: 2, Funny

    That pictures of women who are not covered top to toe are considered porn.
    I am sure thare are some communities of strict muslims in the US.

    As a result, all newsstands must be closed down, and all newspapers will have to show pictueres only of men.

    Stupidity rulez

    1. Re:The result is by MORB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real result is that geolocation filters will become more prevalent, with content providers making it so their website are only viewable from the states/countries they intend to market their stuff to (and wherfe they know their content isn't illegal).

      It's highly annoying. It's already pretty enraging when you come across a website that pretty much tells you "fuck you, this content can only be viewed from the usa".

    2. Re:The result is by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That pictures of women who are not covered top to toe are considered porn.

            You had better not be making any drawings (Canada, Australia) of uncovered women, too. And make sure (Australia) that their breasts are very large. Or you are a "sex offender". How about we go and cover up all those naked people in paintings and chisel the genitals from sculptures, while we're at it?

            I myself find myself offended by a particular Dutch painter called Rembrandt. What a pervert. All the nudes he ever painted should be destroyed, and his "collectors" and any of his surviving kin thrown in jail.

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  11. We need to bring back by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tar and feathering of stupid judges.

    This will almost certainly be overturned but this court had to force the waste of millions of dollars anyway.

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  12. Sad, inconvenient truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frankly, it isn't the first time the USoA has dragged someone from somewhere else (like, oh, another country on a different continent), and tried and convicted them for ``crimes'' that might be arguable at best under any applicable law, or not even committed near the North American continent, or both. So the country, so the county. If you'd like this changed, don't stop at the county level, fix the country too. People the world over will thank you.

  13. I agree by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The onus should fall upon the pornographers to keep their content out of Florida's tubes.

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  14. Goatse links, for one by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody's forcing you to type playboy.com into your computer

    Except the people who post links on forums that claim to point somewhere interesting but in fact point to shocking gay porn. OK, maybe you're right, that's not forcing, but it's still coercion because it's fraud.

  15. Insanity by sictransitgloriacfa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is completely insane. Under this standard, Dan Savage could be prosecuted in Arkansas for writing about sex in California. A large percentage of the professional musicians in the US could be prosecuted for their lyrics. Everyone on 4chan could be prosecuted. (There had to be a silver lining somewhere.)

  16. The First Amendment (*) by VShael · · Score: 3, Funny

    We clearly all forgot that little footnote in the Bill of Rights which says "not a guarantee, void where prohibited by law, some rights sold separately"

  17. Does this apply to ALL "obscene" speech? by Rone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to wonder if the 11th would have been so quick to insist that the strictest local community standards apply in every case if non-pornographic material was involved. Hypothetical case in point:

        1) Some particularly radical bastion of liberalism / progressivism (Berkeley, perhaps, or another community with similar values) passes a city ordinance declaring particularly inflammatory anti-abortion speech as "obscene", "inciting to riot", etc.

        2) Arrest warrants are immediately issued throughout the south-eastern US for various high profile clergymen (e.g. Pat Robertson), and other pro-life firebrands as various pieces of inflammatory pro-life literature (e.g. videotapes) are purchased and received by members of the local police.

        3) Said individuals are arrested, extradited to California, tried, convicted, sentenced, and begin their prison sentences.

        4) During this time, they appeal their sentences through the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

    If the members of the 11th Court suddenly "switched team jerseys" and were sitting on the bench of the 9th Circuit court, would they uphold these convictions?

    Using the reasoning they applied against Mr. Little (the defendant), they would. However, if you believe that these same judges would actually choose to follow this reasoning, I have a nice bridge to sell you.

    Normally, I would expect that the Supreme Court would (eventually) backhand the 11th for such an egregious violation of the 1st Amendment, but given the recent much-broader-than-necessary ruling on campaign finance reform, I suspect that they'll find a way not to.

    1. Re:Does this apply to ALL "obscene" speech? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I strongly suspect that you are correct.

      In addition, the application of "contemporary community standards" is done in a way that would likely come down harder on porn than on politics.

      If you really wanted to know what "contemporary community standards" in a given time and place were, that would basically be a market research question, to be settled in discovery. What are Middle District residents googling? How much porn per year per capita are they watching online/purchasing at retail? What are the local rates of murder, rape, incest, etc? Hell, how many of them were watching Max Hardcore videos?

      Instead of applying this basically empirical test, "contemporary community standards" are determined by sitting the jury down and asking them "So, does X violate the standards of your community?". In order to pass, it has to be something that the community not only engages in; but accepts so thoroughly that jurors will be willing to admit sympathy, in court, with the potential of being publicly linked to the case later, with the material in question.

    2. Re:Does this apply to ALL "obscene" speech? by Professional+Slacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Up the ante.

      Change step one to:
      1) Some particularly radical bastion of liberalism / progressivism (Berkeley, perhaps, or another community with similar values) passes a city ordinance declaring judicial decisions that infringe upon free speech are obscene.

      Have them arrest the judges, let them testify: they'll either have to admit guilt, or do a 180 on their own ruling. I very much doubt they will do the former, and the latter should provide sound legal reason as to why the original ruling was incorrect.

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    3. Re:Does this apply to ALL "obscene" speech? by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you really wanted to know what "contemporary community standards" in a given time and place were, that would basically be a market research question

      It's been done. http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/23/technology/23PORN.html?pagewanted=all

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    4. Re:Does this apply to ALL "obscene" speech? by Chowderbags · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a bit like how some uptight city governments will go out of their way to say that some porn video store violates "community standards", yet then fridge logic pops up and you ask the question "How could a business stay open if people didn't buy from it?"

  18. Re:Hey US court! (Or anyone else acting like that. by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What makes you think, you got any power at all to rule over the Internet?

          Well the fact that Max Hardcore is behind bars should be your first clue.

            I don't agree with the court ruling, but they certainly have the power - and are (ab)using it.

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  19. Anything less than a Burka is obscene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If an ethnic community should decide that woman not wearing a burka is obscene then all photos etc. on the internet not showing a burka should be considered pornographic. I've lost an enormous amount of respect for our judicial system with this decision.

  20. This happens more than most people suspect by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Informative

    one of the problems the type of business I am in has, its illegal to sell certain items in certain locales but adjoining ones can buy them. In some cases its not even legal to ship through (we are talking environmental laws mostly - some protect the local industry laws too)

    We used to joke that some locales would have inspectors waiting for the trucks to leave the warehouse, let alone arrive at stores to see if "contraband" was on board. Of course this was all done to raise revenue for the locale. Where it got messy were the same buyers ordering from other distribution centers in hopes of getting around the restriction. My favorite restrictions are where the same product can be sold in a locale for one use but not another. This of course requires signed off paperwork stating the buyer is using it for the legal reasons and we confirmed they are. Trouble is, we have more money so if the buyer does something wrong we usually get fined for selling it.

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  21. The Porn Chasers by b4upoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There goes another huge waste of our tax dollars. Now that we have had an expensive witch hunt we get the thrill of paying huge money to lock these guys up for no reason at all.
                    And just why should the most conservative county get to hold power over all of us. How about letting the most l;iberal county declare when something is pornographic in nature?
                    And I live near the center of Florida and nothing at all is offensive to me porn wise. So these judges are not representing the people at all. They are catering to the lowest element of dried up dullards. Sometimes I understand the loonies who go off and gun down people at random. It's because of nonsense like this courts rulings.

  22. No more Budweiser Super Bowl Ads? by dirtydog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So does this make it illegal for alcoholic beverage ads to be broadcast in dry counties?

  23. Net result by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Porn sites in the US will smell the java and move abroad, then sell their services from there (and pay tax there). Some bum on Aruba beach will become the figurehead CEO and business continues as usual. Case closed.

    What? What else do you expect the result of this will be? That these "indecent" and "obscene" pages cease to exist?

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  24. You can do that? by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Funny

    On my tiny sovereign island nation, it is now prohibited to be wrong on the internet. I expect the court of Atlanta to pay the standard fine within two weeks of this message.

  25. Great Precedent by theolein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The setting of this precedent means that any grouping of people can hold anything they find objectionable on the internet hostage. This means that Google can hold Microsoft Hostage, Microsoft can object to Apple's ads and bearded Linux ogres can object to Bill Gates taking a bath more than once a month.

  26. Wow, they're strict! by name_already_taken · · Score: 4, Funny

    We just need to file a lawsuit in Fascistville, Texas to have the whole internet taken down for obscenity. Trust me, I'm a Texan--we've got plenty of towns that would do.

    They're so strict they don't even allow proportionally spaced fonts!

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  27. I think I can now charge everyone with a crime by Uzik2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surely I can find a place where anything is illegal. How did these judges get into office again?

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  28. dont worry by hyperion2010 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ruling will probably be struck down on interstate commerce grounds.

  29. Very strict about polygamy . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that online content can be judged by the standards of the strictest community that is able to access it.

    Well, here in my parts, we are pretty damned strict about polygamy . . .

    . . . so change your monogamous ways, or be sued by me . . .

    . . . oh, and yes, my family tree has routing loops . . .

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  30. Curious by Compulawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I wanted to read the actual court opinion so I logged into PACER, the official web site of the US federal courts. I was unable to find any opinion (or even any docketed case) for a Paul Little or Max Hardcore dealing with obscenity in ANY federal appeals court.

    Does anyone have the docket number or a copy of the opinion?

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    1. Re:Curious by srvivn21 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wanted to read the actual court opinion so I logged into PACER, the official web site of the US federal courts. I was unable to find any opinion (or even any docketed case) for a Paul Little or Max Hardcore dealing with obscenity in ANY federal appeals court.

      Does anyone have the docket number or a copy of the opinion?

      http://www.ca11.uscourts.gov/unpub/ops/200815964.pdf

  31. Can you say Supreme Court? Sure you can.... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This ruling is actually not the "Great Evil" it's being portrayed as. We've got one Court of Appeals saying the one thing, and another saying the opposite (yes, Courts of Appeal have ruled the reverse several times in history).

    Which pretty much guarantees that if the defendant appeals to the Supremes, they'll have to take the case, and come up with a definitive ruling.

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  32. Re:Who gets to decide which judges are stupid? by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who gets to decide which judges are stupid?

    Well, ideally what would happen is that when someone who has sworn to uphold the Constitution has been found to violate that Constitution, they'd be removed from their position. Sadly, there's no punishment for violating the so-called "supreme law" of the land.

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  33. Simple Solution make a .XXX internet extension by realsilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For years people have suggested that filtering of porn sights for adults only was a good thing. So I remember in the early days of the web, people mentioned making an extension like the .com, .org, .net, etc... to include .xxx which would then allow communities whose law prohibit such materials to be sold in their community to be able to have their local IP providers block such web site extensions. A .xxx extension also would make it much easier for parents to filter content that they don't want their children to see. If I remember correctly, I think I recall even the Porn industry wanting it's own extension.

    This then allows those people in those communities to don't want content filtered to be able to then petition their local governments for changes in freedoms.

    There are a lot of logistics that would need to be worked out to what should go into a .xxx section of the web, but that would allow the industry to have more openness as they want and parents to have the control they want.

    Besides, since you can have access to the internet in the privacy of your own home, an you have the right to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness, wouldn't the obscenity laws in Tampa contradict that if obscene porn is your pursuit to happiness?

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    1. Re:Simple Solution make a .XXX internet extension by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How does that work for non-pr0n sites where some or all of content might still be deemed "adult"?

      How does that work for user-generated sites with a range of material under a single domain?

      which would then allow communities whose law prohibit such materials to be sold in their community to be able to have their local IP providers block such web site extensions

      And there is one problem - you still have a situation where things are censored. It may be on a more local level, but at the same time, this system makes it an awful lot easier for things to be blocked, even if the end user doesn't want that.

  34. it's called a "sting" by ericbg05 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Emphasis mine.
    So basically these investigators took something that was legal at it's source and imported it into an area where it was illegal, and then blamed the supplier.

    If they had of not actively done this, then no crime would have been committed.
    (Of course IANAL etc).

    My fiancée IAL who wrote her thesis partially on this issue. This was basically just a riff on a sting operation, which is obviously an extremely common technique for gathering evidence against various flavors of consensual crook (prostitutes, drug dealers, etc). The courts will not reject the technique any time soon, and legislators will never write laws banning the technique because they would hate to seem soft on crime.

    Basically, consensual crimes are more expensive to prosecute because no involved party is interested in revealing information that could lead to a conviction. The most effective ways cops and feds have come up with to do so is through intricate surveillance methods (wiretaps, inside informants) and sting ops. The reasoning is that if a person commits a consensual crime with an undercover agent then the person would probably have committed the crime anyway.

    Of course, I believe it's stupid to criminalize most of the consensual crimes we hear about (drug dealing, prostitution, (adult) porn creation/consumption), but once you decide that it's illegal, you have to come up with a way to prosecute it.

    This leads to some pretty hilarious cop behaviors. Fiancée told me about a sting in which cops leave an old car parked unlocked with the keys in the ignition in a crappy neighborhood with a bunch of audio recording equipment in the trunk. The minute someone tries to take the car, a cop swings around the corner, arrests the guy and sends him off to jail for grand theft auto.

    So in one particular neighborhood they parked their sting car in front of a nice couple's house. Couple called the police multiple times to report the apparently lost vehicle. But the cops didn't want to give away their little ploy, so they just ignored them. After two weeks, the couple decides to go have a look at the car to see if there was an ID or something there. The minute they open the door, the cops pull up from around the corner, arrest both of them, and charge them with attempted grand theft auto.

    So by "hilarious" I guess I meant "terrifying".

  35. Re:Call it issue advertising... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 2, Informative

    It already HAS been appealed AND stood up ON APPEAL! It has to go to the Supremes now... And quite frankly, the way they have been ruling makes me wonder lately of their sanity. Just look at the floodgates they opened in political finances...

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  36. Bullish on Amish by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great news for the Amish legal community. I expect lots of calls to Amish attorneys to try these kinds of cases by the standards of the average Amishman or Mennonite.

    Of course, they'll have to get a computer first.

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  37. Re:perl by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd let anybody have the wonders of perl? You would cast perl's before swine?

    (Perl's code, that is)

  38. Good ol' misread... by sircastor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else read that as:
    Appeals Court Rules On Internet Obesity Standards?