Maybe Anthony Bourdain's friend wasn't so crazy with his chicken shit vodka idea after all. 95% conversion of biomass to sugar mean shitloads of cheap ethanol.
Thanks Jean and Fred (cue fake smiles and laughs all around)...
Well today we sure did have some isolated crimestorms dotted around the metro with scattered crimebursts in the outlying areas. Your forecast for tomorrow is a 40% chance of crime in the downtown area with a peak of 80% occurring around 4th and Vine. Out in the suburbs, we're looking at a 10% chance of domestic disputes, 40% chance of mom scoring some weed from the high school pimp, and about an 80% chance of teenage drinking as we head toward the weekend. This is all about normal for this time of year, so get out there and don't forget your umbrella!...and the forecasts will be just as accurate as the regular weather...
Don't forget their rifle!
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Attention nutsacks who think the guvment should solve everything:
A lot of us (if not the vast majority) who live in rural areas do so because we DON'T WANT government services, because increased control and getting up in your business comes with it. Don't even get me started about subdivision by-laws.
I live in Tennessee, at least 20 miles from the nearest fire station, and I don't think we even have the option of buying fire service from them. Because of that, Farm Bureau is about the only insurance company that would even give me a policy. Besides paying for the policy, I have to pay $25 a year to be a Bureau member. If I don't pay that, guess what - no insurance. If you choose to live somewhere that requires you to be responsible enough to pay a HUGE yearly fee of $25 or even a whopping $75 per year to be covered, and you can't manage to do it, then quit your bitching and go live in Nannyville with everybody else.
How did this thread get so far without any derogatory references to the redneck hillbillies of West Virginia? Surely someone could come up with a joke about how they'll end up using the wells to make moonshine, or something...
If you seriously believe that farmers are just a bunch of ignorant rubes who drive tractors around, plant seeds, and say, "Golly gee, I shore do hope it rains today," then you are an asshat.
Ok - all we need now is to send the Guvernator up there to whip up some dissent among the subsurface mutant population, and we should have a breathable 14.7 PSI atmosphere in no time!!!
Obviously, the alien presence responsible for our prior leaps in technology has left the planet. We need to attract some more, segregate them into a small area, and help them voluntarily assist us in progressing as a technological society.
"We understand that the defendant has a right to speech, but as federal law has made the removal of 'speech restraint devices' illegal, the defendant will have to leave the muzzle on.
Anybody remember the Buck Rogers episode where the future government scanned and displayed his memories so they could determine if he committed treason?
As Pam A would say - Cringely can "Suck it."
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Cringely is so full of shit it's coming out his ears. I used to think the same way - how can these people manage when they don't understand the details? Then I got involved at a place with too much management and too many who at least think they understand. They micromanage the crap out of everything down to the smallest technical detail. Technical decisions that would have been made amongst developers, engineers, and sysadmins at my old organization are made by management. If I could go back to the old organization where managers weren't so technical, I would. The key for managers who don't understand all the technology is to simply trust their technologists. When they do that, they succeed.
WOW! Stalin was post-1953! Too bad Churchill and Roosevelt weren't told that before going to Yalta. I guess that little Berlin airlift thing must have been post-1953 too. Yup, no reason to fear commies back then.
I can see the next Discovery Channel Moonshiners show now:
Tickle!!! Get the graphene filter ready for this mash!!!
Maybe Anthony Bourdain's friend wasn't so crazy with his chicken shit vodka idea after all. 95% conversion of biomass to sugar mean shitloads of cheap ethanol.
Thanks Jean and Fred (cue fake smiles and laughs all around)...
Well today we sure did have some isolated crimestorms dotted around the metro with scattered crimebursts in the outlying areas. Your forecast for tomorrow is a 40% chance of crime in the downtown area with a peak of 80% occurring around 4th and Vine. Out in the suburbs, we're looking at a 10% chance of domestic disputes, 40% chance of mom scoring some weed from the high school pimp, and about an 80% chance of teenage drinking as we head toward the weekend. This is all about normal for this time of year, so get out there and don't forget your umbrella! ...and the forecasts will be just as accurate as the regular weather...
http://www.cabelas.com/military-arms-ibm-m1-carbine-30-caliber.shtml
Perhaps, but they'd get lost looking for 12th St and Vine...
This former Sprint employee seems to recall this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MCI_Inc.
You'll find it to be slimy and soft inside, just before it tries to EAT YOU!
Attention nutsacks who think the guvment should solve everything:
A lot of us (if not the vast majority) who live in rural areas do so because we DON'T WANT government services, because increased control and getting up in your business comes with it. Don't even get me started about subdivision by-laws.
I live in Tennessee, at least 20 miles from the nearest fire station, and I don't think we even have the option of buying fire service from them. Because of that, Farm Bureau is about the only insurance company that would even give me a policy. Besides paying for the policy, I have to pay $25 a year to be a Bureau member. If I don't pay that, guess what - no insurance. If you choose to live somewhere that requires you to be responsible enough to pay a HUGE yearly fee of $25 or even a whopping $75 per year to be covered, and you can't manage to do it, then quit your bitching and go live in Nannyville with everybody else.
How did this thread get so far without any derogatory references to the redneck hillbillies of West Virginia? Surely someone could come up with a joke about how they'll end up using the wells to make moonshine, or something...
So he's resurrected Digital and starting running Netware on Alpha boxes???
HOLY CRAP THAT IS SOOOO L33T!
If you seriously believe that farmers are just a bunch of ignorant rubes who drive tractors around, plant seeds, and say, "Golly gee, I shore do hope it rains today," then you are an asshat.
www.onthefarmradio.com/Only_a_farmer.htm
Throw in some Yeenoghu while you're at it.
All this talk of dropping nukes in places where we can't really predict the outcome inspired me to look up a movie I watched as a kid.
http://blackholereviews.blogspot.com/2008/04/crack-in-world-1965-apocalypse-back.html
In the end, the rodents always win...
So does this make it illegal for alcoholic beverage ads to be broadcast in dry counties?
1500 x 500m
Ok - all we need now is to send the Guvernator up there to whip up some dissent among the subsurface mutant population, and we should have a breathable 14.7 PSI atmosphere in no time!!!
What about those of us who idolize House and his addictions?
Obviously, the alien presence responsible for our prior leaps in technology has left the planet. We need to attract some more, segregate them into a small area, and help them voluntarily assist us in progressing as a technological society.
What if the court had said in another case:
"We understand that the defendant has a right to speech, but as federal law has made the removal of 'speech restraint devices' illegal, the defendant will have to leave the muzzle on.
It's Riddick and the Necromongers coming back for a sequel.
Anybody remember the Buck Rogers episode where the future government scanned and displayed his memories so they could determine if he committed treason?
Cringely is so full of shit it's coming out his ears. I used to think the same way - how can these people manage when they don't understand the details? Then I got involved at a place with too much management and too many who at least think they understand. They micromanage the crap out of everything down to the smallest technical detail. Technical decisions that would have been made amongst developers, engineers, and sysadmins at my old organization are made by management. If I could go back to the old organization where managers weren't so technical, I would. The key for managers who don't understand all the technology is to simply trust their technologists. When they do that, they succeed.
What about VXFS? Isn't Foundation Suite now free up to a certain # of volumes?
The president of what?
WOW! Stalin was post-1953! Too bad Churchill and Roosevelt weren't told that before going to Yalta. I guess that little Berlin airlift thing must have been post-1953 too. Yup, no reason to fear commies back then.