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Microsoft VP Suggests 'Net Tax To Clean Computers

Ian Lamont writes "Microsoft's Vice President for Trustworthy Computing, Scott Charney, speaking at the RSA conference in San Francisco, has floated an interesting proposal to deal with infected computers: Approach the problem of dealing with malware infections like the healthcare industry, and consider using 'general taxation' to pay for inspection and quarantine. Using taxes to deal with online criminal activity is not a new idea, as demonstrated by last year's Louisiana House vote to levy a monthly surcharge on Internet access to deal with online baddies."

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  1. Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most of the major ISPs in the US are providing a free brand-name anti-virus product if users will just download it. Even if you don't get that, it's about $15/year to stay up to date at Best Buy. The problem here isn't that people can't afford anti-virus... it's that they can't be bothered to use it.

    Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

    1. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

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    2. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by FredFredrickson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, wasn't looking to sound trollish. I often see rootkit infected machines with an all-clear signal from norton and AVG-free alike.

      Or what's more stupid, is when norton sees it but doesn't clean it because the file is in use...

      I've never trusted an antivirus to do what I can do manually. Antiviruses are great for an afterwards cleanup scan.

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    3. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Lendrick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't be bothered?

      Have you *used* anti-virus software lately? It takes over your computer and bogs everything down by scanning at irritating times, like every file access.

      I don't use anti-virus software, except for the occasional one-off malware scan. I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      * I don't trust free downloads unless they're open source, or a google on "$SOFTWARE spyware" comes up clean.
      * I don't browse porn (or anything else) on internet explorer.
      * I don't browse porn with adblock turned off.
      * I don't download stupid free desktop frills, like smileys and crap.
      * I don't open obvious spam, even if it appears to be from my friends.
      * When a webpage informs me that it has SCANNED MY COMPUTER and VIRUS DETECTED, I remember that I did not, in fact, install a virus scanner, and that the message is fake, and I do not have to install their special software to fix it. Instead, I close the web page.
      * When doing p2p file-sharing, I use clients that are well known and spyware free.
      * I don't put audio CDs into my machine when I'm running Windows, because they might install rootkits.
      * I always click the "advanced" button when I install software, because that's where they hide the fact that they're installing a bunch of extra shit I don't want.
      * Under no circumstances do I *ever* install Norton, which in my experience is far worse for performance than any virus.

    4. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      * When a webpage informs me that it has SCANNED MY COMPUTER and VIRUS DETECTED, I remember that I did not, in fact, install a virus scanner, and that the message is fake, and I do not have to install their special software to fix it. Instead, I close the web page.

      lol@that

      It's funny to see those pages on Linux. "OMG UR WINDOWS ARE INFECTED"

    5. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't get viruses because I don't do stupid shit.

      QFT

      Sorry, but I just can't see what Quantum Field Theory has to do with this.

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    6. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah... but does it run... never mind.

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    7. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly. Lets see here, if I don't keep any confidential information on my computer, don't use it for e-commerce much (or you know, boot into Linux if I need to buy something which honestly I boot into Linux 90% of the time....) an anti-virus is going to use up more resources than a virus and negatively impact your experience.

      Lets see here an average anti-virus is going to:

      A) Waste lots of network resources downloading updates
      B) Constantly use up I/O resources scanning every file
      C) Mess with defaults
      D) Use a completely different theme ruining whatever aesthetic pleasure there was in Windows
      E) Constantly use CPU time
      F) Constantly say that your subscription has OMG 60 DAYS LEFT!!!! THATS LESS THAN 3 MONTHS!!!! Usually when giving a presentation
      G) Interrupt gaming
      H) Ignore all -real- threats like the Sony Rootkit and the like

      An average virus is going to

      Use some I/O resources finding sensitive files, use light network resources sending spam and generally work in the background.

      My experience is going to be less interrupted with a virus than an AV.

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    8. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by haruchai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax since it's their broken shit that caused decades of headaches.
      Yes they've gotten better but that doesn't wipe out all the crap we'd had to live with all these years.

        However, I think the real issue for a lot of users who aren't savvy is that they might be fed up of the bloatware
      crap like Symantec / Norton / McAfee which (used to?) suck so much in terms of CPU usage and disk activity.

      Better, cheaper alternatives have been around for years - AntiVir, AVG, Kaspersky, for example.
      And I must say that Microsoft Security Essentials isn't half bad.

      Instead of their stupid EULA, perhaps M$ should put up a warning during install or first run that a security product
      is required and used the lack of one as an automatic shutdown after 2 weeks instead of their activation.

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    9. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Informative
      I've tried to fight this fight. People don't get it. Oh, people here will -- though a disturbing number insist that antivirus is required -- but the populace at large won't ever understand what you've laid out above. I've given up on figuring out why. The rules are simple: 1) Don't use IE. [sorry, I know it can be safe, but this is way easier than trying to explain when/where/how it's safe] 2) don't install software unless it's from a trusted source. Your friends are not trusted sources. Nor are the links that they forward. Neither is twitter. 3) use a web-based email that does not download images by default -- minimally don't use Outlook/Outlook Express. 4) noscript is probably a good idea.

      I've been virus free for decades now, following these basic rules, and without running A/V save a monthly offline Clam scan to make sure I haven't caught a case of the stupids when I wasn't looking.

      I'd rather see ISPs voluntarily cracking down on spam-generating machines than be forced to pay a tax in an attempt to make up for my neighbor*'s ignorance.

      *For extremely large values of "neighbor".

    10. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by tukang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you view pdf files or flash content?

    11. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

      It does work on pirated Windows. Not that I would know, myself. But some guy told me. I think he lives in Canada but I don't remember.

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    12. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by armyofone · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, 2009 is still correct, if that's when he copyrighted his sig, (hah!). It will still be the correct copyright date in 2011 and 2012 and 2013... no scratch that last one. The world will (apparently) not likely make it past 2012.

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    13. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about not pirating software at all? Ever think of that?

      *begin rant*

      Get a nice package, like CATIA or CS4. Put your nastiness in the .iso files along with the "crack." Upload to a bunch of bittorrent trackers.

      ???

      Profit.

      What, you think people *scan* their pirated software? Ever get into a discussion with a warez weenie? "Oh, those are just false positives. I _know_ it's not infected"

      There is no honor in the warez scene anymore. Oh, sure, private trackers, you say. But Joe User doesn't have access to private trackers. The concept of an md5 sum flies straight over Joe User's head and makes his eyes glaze over when you try to explain what it is. Joe User is the perfect mark for this kind of stuff.

      If you run pirated software, you're likely part of the problem.

      *end rant*

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    14. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by init100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      M$ are the last people who should be calling for a tax

      I suggest a special cleanup tax on Microsoft software.

    15. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by pookemon · · Score: 5, Informative

      See I read your rant, and the one above it as "I used Norton's once so all virus scanners are bad".

      I've been using Avast for the last few years. Free for home use and a damn good product.

      A) Sure it updates almost every day - but it has almost no impact on my network (and I'm from Oz where "Broadband" means a bit faster than dial up).
      B) Its impact when scanning is not noticable. It scans the file you modify or try to open.
      C) WTF? What defaults? The "I can download and run viruses by default" defaults?
      D) Avast 99% of the time is a pair of icons in your system tray. If the look and feel of your virus scanner is one of you concerns then your worried about the wrong thing...
      E) Avast doesn't constantly use CPU time. A decent virus scanner of any kind would us OS Hooks to identify when it needs to look at files/processes. It won't need to be doing anything unless you are and then it only needs a quick look at the file/process to see if it recognises it.
      F) Avasts free license expires every 12 months. It takes around a minute to renew. Big deal.
      G) *sigh* Seriously. There are millions of gamers around the world that have virus scanners installed. There's also quite a number of game developers with virus scanners installed. When was the last time that you read that your virus scanner should be disabled before playing game ? Sure the downloads of updates can cause a few moments of lag - but big deal.
      H) I'm sorry but WTF? Sure Sony's rootkit can be considered a threat. But REAL threats are actually more things like Confiker, Trojans etc. Viruses etc. that (a) might destroy your PC, (b) be used as part of a botnet, (c) steal your personal data etc.

      You're worried about how you virus scanner looks, and a slight interruption to your gaming, but not about the impact of having a virus. The fact that that virus may wipe your machine, cause your machine to be responsible for attacking other machines, or cause masses of SPAM e-mail to be sent out doesn't concern you? I take it then that your ISP doesn't care that you might be responsible for infecting other machines, sending SPAM etc.

      Take your tinfoil hat off and go out and get some sunshine.

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    16. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Tromad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of these complaints are dealt with by Microsoft Security Essentials (maybe not H or D, but D is hardly a major complaint). I'm serious, it is install-and-forget. And most malware I've seen is lately is proxy through ads, flash, or javascript, requiring very little user action. So if you run Windows, unless you lock your browser down with noscript/adblock and don't run adobe software (or run your browser in a virtual machine) you pretty much need an antivirus, even if you have good habits.

    17. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone hasn't used an AV in a while.

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    18. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by dweller_below · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe the route some universities have taken of fines and downtime for those caught spreading malware or spam, knowingly or not, is what we need.

      I do IT security for one of those universities. Our IT is extremely decentralized. There are some central services. The network is managed centrally. But the majority of the computers are managed by individuals, departments, and colleges in whatever way they see best.

      We charge a reconnect fee as part of our standard network security incident response. When we determine that a system is compromised, we disconnect it, and notify the owner. We reconnect it as soon as the owner pays the reconnect fee. The fee is $25 for the first reconnect and $50 for each reconnect after the first time. The fee is not kept by Security. It is transfered to the university Service desk.

      It may sound silly, but we can demonstrate that the reconnect fee is our single, most effective security measure. We have detailed data on detected compromise for years before and after the beginning of the reconnect fee. When we started imposing the reconnect fee, our rate of detected compromise dropped to 1/10th the prior level. We believe that prior to the reconnect fee, people really felt that there was no reason to worry about compromise.

      In the years that we have been doing this, it has always amazed me that such a small irritation can lead to so much behavioral change.

      Charging the entire university for each compromise would not have the same effect. By charging the university entity that owns the compromised computer, we change that entity's behavior. Even when we are effectively moving money from 1 pocket to another. The reconnect fee is always an unanticipated expense. The reconnect fee is always an irritant. In effect, we have created an institutional pain response to compromise. We can tell it is still working, because the university's community is still complaining about it. Once they stop complaining, we may have to up the fee.

      Miles

    19. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by HermMunster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I clean this stuff off computers every day in my business as part of doing business in my shop. You can't honestly say that Security Essentials is top notch. It is a good product in that it doesn't nag you like AVG does and it isn't as heavy on the system as AVG, Norton, and McAfee. As far as malware detection goes it only knows so much and what it does know isn't that much. I use it as a final scan not as the main scan because it doesn't have the teeth of some of the other free products.

      It's an OK product but you have to have a compliment of products to clean your machine. It is lightweight for monitoring to ensure some detection of infection and removal.

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    20. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft Security Essentials is free too, and works pretty good.

      AFAIK, it doesn't work on pirated Windows, nor does it work on Win2K.

      Does it work on Linux?

    21. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually I would recommend Comodo AV over MSS, and here is why. I have seen several PCs come across my desks in the past few months with users complaining that "something was wrong but I don't know what" and come to find that after several hours, some after specific actions, some for no reason at all, MSS would go "runaway" and consume nearly all the CPU and thrash the hell out of the drive, even though no scan was scheduled or new files added.

      Now don't ask me why it did that, fuck if I know, I'm not an expert on security scanning engines, just a humble PC repairman. I gave up finally on MSS when I myself experienced a "runaway" on my own PC. I had done the same thing I had done a thousand times before-loaded some files into IMGBurn for backup, when MSS went runaway and started sucking up nearly 90% of all 4 cores and thrashing the hell out of my hard drive. Since I had a service call to do I figured "well I'm sure it will be finished doing whatever by the time I get back" but when I got back nearly 3 hours later MSS was still thrashing away. I tried excluding the folder IMGBurn was to burn files from, no luck. The only way I got it to stop was to uninstall it. That's when I decided to go Comodo for my Windows 7 like I had for my XP machines and stop recommending MSS.

      So I don't know if an update borked it or what, but I'd stay away from MSS for the time being. As for this "tax"? Total bullshit, as it is NOT the users fault! I repeat it is NOT the users fault, as every damned OEM kills autoupdates at the factory and the users don't realize when they buy a new machine it is crippled. All of the machines that have crossed my desk in...oh it must be at least since SP2 for XP, have been pre-activated with some lame "HP_User" style account with autoupdates turned off, and often a horribly out of date AV POS trialware that was useless before the customer even opened the box. Every customer that leaves my shop has a full working AV and autoupdates turned on and I almost never see them for virus problems, the few that do let their kids run wild or are the "must click on teh buttons!" types and there really isn't anything you can do about PEBKAC.

      If the OEMs didn't cripple their machines before they even left the factory I'm sure the number of infected PCs would drop right off the charts. Why in this day and age they are allowed to get away with such intentional crippling of PCs is beyond me. To use a /. car analogy, nobody would expect their brand new car to have the locks tampered with at the factory, would they? So how come the poor user is expected to be an IT guy when sane policies from the factory would get rid of a huge amount of problems?

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    22. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But when you buy a Rolex from Cartier, you don't expect to get a cheap $5 knock off.

      You also don't expect to get a Rolex from Cartier.

    23. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

      You would have to keep around last 3 snapshots just to be safe from a failed/bad update.

      Yes you would. Sorry I left that out.

      Using VMs means you can start with a bare windows install fully updated, and save a copy, or "snapshot" of that. Then you can add security layers on top and save a snapshop of that "snap that". A few at a time you can add your critical apps and make snaps until you have a lot of snapshot VMs that take a lot of space - but these days space is cheap. You can store 200 10GB Windows images on a 2TB external drive, and that's not a large external storage device today. Storing your basic images on an external drive also keeps your images safe from really clever malware that might evolve to corrupt even inactive OS VM images.

      For the advanced class, you can mount a VM of OpenFiler with a reasonable disk pool, mount that iSCSI volume on your VM and install Windows onto it. Then you can take thin differential snapshots. If OpenFiler won't do what you need then HP's free Virtual SAN Appliance will, or there are other options. Me, I just reinstall the OS in a VM when I have to rebuild because it's a rare thing and dealing with that once a year or so is easier than setting up infrastructure that may change. But one day older versions of Windows will no longer install, so that bare image will have to do.

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    24. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you can just avoid using Microsoft OSes and products and you'll be more secure. I say lets go for a tax. $100/yr per Windows machine.

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    25. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by haruchai · · Score: 2, Informative

      And, despite all their efforts, every month, every week, hell, almost every day another security exploit is discovered or released that shows just how broken previous versions of their platform is:

      http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9164038/Microsoft_Don_t_press_F1_key_in_Windows_XP

      Of course, the biggest problem is that most users run Windows with Admin rights but M$ is to blame for making Windows too hard to run without full admin rights.
      I would have had a lot more respect for them if they'd bought out a company like Avecto or BeyondTrust, and spun that kind of functionality into a Service Pack like they did with Security Center so that running with day-to-day with admin rights wouldn't be necessary.
      No, UAC / RunAs isn't the same as Privilege Manager or Privilege Guard as it doesn't sufficiently modify the security context of a logged-in user

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    26. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [quote]I'd rather see ISPs voluntarily cracking down on spam-generating machines than be forced to pay a tax in an attempt to make up for my neighbor*'s ignorance. [/quote]

      Why not fine the owners of spam generating machines to fund it, rather than using general taxation? That way, as long as you keep your PC malware free, you do not pay.

    27. Re:Free anti-virus with Internet service purchase! by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use Avast! too and it's quite goo-VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED!

      Just make sure you turn the sounds off...

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  2. Taxes are already paid. by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Taxes are already being paid on online transactions and a cut of every bill from your ISP.

    The government can't handle the internet due to incompetence, not lack of money,

    1. Re:Taxes are already paid. by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rules of the House of Representatives require that if you propose a new government program that costs money, you also have to propose a tax or some way to pay for what you're doing... with the neutral CBO's stat-based "scoring" telling you when you're doing something level.

    2. Re:Taxes are already paid. by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, id rather the government stay out of my business.. If you demand they 'fix the problem', then they will be in your face every second you are online and you wont like the result.

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  3. Tax Credit? by Chris+Lawrence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do Mac or Linux users get a tax credit?

    1. Re:Tax Credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They get double the tax.

      Why? Because Mac and Linux are not Windows and therefore need special training for the cleaning crew.

    2. Re:Tax Credit? by royallthefourth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who do not have children to send to school, or oppose the wars, or do not drive cars do not get a tax credit.

      Taxes are a collective action, not an individual purchase.

      Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to see that happen given our legislators' feigned misunderstanding of progressive taxation or Keynesian spending.

    3. Re:Tax Credit? by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New Hampshire believes in an environment where tolls, gas taxes, and registration fees pay for the roads, property taxes pay for police and fire protection, those who get lost in the woods are billed for their rescue, hunting licenses pay for the regulation of hunters....

      Basically, they have no sales or income tax, but you've got to pay for what you use. Want to save money? Stop doing wasteful things!

    4. Re:Tax Credit? by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are they cleaning?

    5. Re:Tax Credit? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With a ridiculous approach to taxation like that, how would an entire nation manage to pay for important things like invasions of foreign countries and bailing out mismanaged banks?

      Oh wait...

    6. Re:Tax Credit? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they get arrested since only terrorists wouldn't use Windows..

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    7. Re:Tax Credit? by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The bit bucket needs regular emptying.

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    8. Re:Tax Credit? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Funny

      They get double the tax.

      Why? Because Mac and Linux are not Windows and therefore need special training for the cleaning crew.

      What are they cleaning?

      Child porn. Why would you use Mac or Linux unless you had something to hide?

    9. Re:Tax Credit? by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Compare that to a Windows machine connected to the Internet without some sort of protection--it can become infected without the user doing anything at all.

      These problems do in fact happen. They use third party issues like the Flash bug patched only a month and a half ago ( http://apple.slashdot.org/story/10/01/20/217257/Apple-Patches-Massive-Holes-In-OS-X?art_pos=6 ) where all you had to do was surf onto the infected site. This is an issue since all Mac's are pre-installed with Flash, and the patch had been available for weeks on the official Flash site before Apple bothered to include it into an 'official' patch. The typical end user doesn't want to have to look for fixes beyond the update program. And as long as things like this happen, they will have issues and problems of their own.

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    10. Re:Tax Credit? by LatencyKills · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And as a guy who lives in NH, I've got to say that this system works, but not for the reason that most people think. It's not that people who use the services pay for the services - the vast majority of waste is on the government side, not the user side. The reason that our system works is because it's inherently limited. You can't just raise X% of tax on the highest Y% of the earners, because you can't tell how much someone earns based upon the house they live in. Lots of people who have no or a fixed income live on a 100 acres because its been in their family for ten generations. So the process is that the politicians try and raise taxes, someone ninety year old grandmother goes on TV saying that she's going to lose the farm her great great great grandfather left to her because she can't afford the property tax increase, and the politicians back off. Is it regressive? As all hells yes. But it's also iron clad, and it leaves NH with the lowest taxes in the nation and politicians who can't spend on every whim and corporate welfare program that gets into their tiny greedy brains.

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    11. Re:Tax Credit? by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I think WWII really demonstrated how effective that strategy was when it was used at the Treaty of Versailles.

  4. Microsoft wants others to pay for its mistakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who do they think they are, bankers?

  5. I totally agree by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Considering 99% of all infected machines out there in userland are running some Microsoft product; Microsoft SHOULD be taxed for each and every one of them, It is fortunate we have such an industry leader as Microsoft, fessing up to their own damn foolishness and offering to make good.

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    1. Re:I totally agree by Jeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cause Microsoft never let a zero-day exploit just sit around till they felt like patching it?

      Sometimes they can be goaded into releasing a patch early.

      Yes, most infections are for an exploit that is already patched, but not always.

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    2. Re:I totally agree by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Windows Update, by default, installs random DRM bullshit, Windows Media bullshit, WGA bullshit, and lots of other things that are not security patches. That motivates a lot of people to turn it off.

  6. I'm paying for WHAT? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this mean that clueful people with secure computers are going to be required to pay to help clueless people with insecure computers?

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    1. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you love the government?

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    2. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everyone benefits from an internet largely free of infected machines. Just as everyone benefits from an educated and healthy society.

    3. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paying for someone else's fuck up. A lot of that going around these days.

    4. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by cheddarlump · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are you surprised? Those of us that work hard and succeed are taxed more to pay for the lazy, those of us who pay our medical bills are paying for those that receive ER care for free, and my property taxes are paying for a failed school system that I wouldn't let my kid set foot in. It was only a matter of time before somebody figured out a politically sell-able way to tax those that are ignorant about security online. Just wait, I would bet my right testicle that eventually there would be an add-on that helps compensate companies for lost "revenue" due to piracy which would require a slight rise in the "online safety" tax..

    5. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But I DON'T benefit from an educated and healthy society! Have you seen our society? It's only healthy and educated by society's standards. But not MINE. Fuck you and your Internet tax I know how to freshly install a damn operating system when I need to.

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    6. Re:I'm paying for WHAT? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Baloney. Only *******s benefit from an educated and healthy society.

      *counts out the stars*

      ..."machines"? So, only machines benefit from an educated and healthy society? Gasp! You're right! What fools we've all been! The more educated we are, the more machines we make, and the more healthy we are, the more time we have to make the machines better! It's all coming together now! The machines have already taken over other countries with standardized healthcare, and they're trying to take over the United States with...

      ...oh, wait, that's not what you meant, is it? Eh. Mine was way more interesting.

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  7. Tax Microsoft operating systems by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A special "insecure software" levy on software responsible for more than 10% of "owned" machines on the net would be more appropriate.

  8. In other words, by overshoot · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Get the rest of us to underwrite cleaning up after Microsoft's sloppy software.

    It's not so much the principle of the thing as it is writing into law Microsoft's PR message that bugs in their software are "Computer Problems" or "Internet Problems."

    On the other hand, if the charges were discounted for running non-MS systems, I might change my mind.

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    1. Re:In other words, by HalfFlat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks to Microsoft, the typical computer user believes that sporadic crashing is unavoidable, machines and programs must be restarted periodically if they are to maintain efficiency, and that the threat of viruses is the price paid for the convenience of email. It has come to the point that recently, when trying to explain that it was important for long-running (scientific number-crunching) code to be careful about memory management, the people I was talking to refused to believe it was possible that a program could run for over a week without slowing down. Trying to convince people that the overhead of ECC in cost and speed for computers destined for number crunching is worthwhile is hard when they believe crashes and instability are as manageable and predictable as bad weather.

      Remember the days of breathless warnings about emails, which if read, would destroy your computer? And how Microsoft made the dream come true?

      I should not be surprised at the gall of Microsoft to suggest that this world-wide problem, born from their neglect and short-sightedness, should be addressed with public money.

  9. Like all new government programs by operagost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Start a new program
    2. Institute a new tax
    3. Collect the tax, but don't put it in a lockbox.
    4. Taxes are thrown into the general fund, where they're used to buy favors from senators and congressmen.
    5. Program has no funding, is cut back and made useless except for an overpaid bureaucracy that does nothing.
    6. When fiscal conservatives propose scrapping the program, they are instead blamed for the shortfall and taxes are raised to "fix" it.
    7. Repeat from step 3.

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  10. I see how this works by SoTerrified · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Police: "This is a fine store you have here"

    Shop Owner: "Yes, I'm quite proud of it."

    P: "It would be a shame if something happened to your store... But for only 20% of your gross, we could protect it."

    SO: "But, I have no crime in my store. I have state of the art security cameras, proximity alarms, private security guards. I've spared no expense and made sure my store is secure"

    P: "True, but you see there's another shop down the street and it gets broken into every week. Someone has to pay for that."

  11. why not a fine instead by NiteShaed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it if you drive a car that's unsafe to operate and something happens, nobody thinks twice about the fact that it's the owner's responsibility and when they are hit with a fine everyone just nods, but if it's a computer that's in poor condition (ie: infected), it's an issue that the community must bear to clean up. I realize that not everyone is technically adept and able maintain their machines adequately themselves, but I don't want to pay for them. They can hire someone to maintain their machines for them, much like most people do for their cars now, and perhaps the fine could be waved or reduced if they prove that they were current on their maintenance and somehow still got hit. Hell, it'd be a potentially decent revenue stream for repair-shops and even ISPs that want to offer some kind of maintenance package.

    Of course, the problem here is that people don't feel they should pay for anything to do with a computer other than the price-tag they see when they go to BestBuy. They'll scream blue-murder if they're told that they actually have a responsibility, both financially and in how they operate their machine. Most people want to treat a computer the way they do their microwave oven, buy it, and if it breaks, replace it, but never, ever have to spend any time or money on maintenance.

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  12. Shove it. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or they could take their brilliant little plan and shove it. Then I will have to take care of my own security. I know it sounds impossible for a simpleton like myself to accomplish, but I'm sure I'll manage somehow.

  13. So long as I get a tax credit by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I support it if I get a tax credit for not having any windows machines.

  14. WTF? by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Approach the problem of dealing with malware infections like the healthcare industry, and consider using 'general taxation' to pay for inspection and quarantine.

    First off, there are two separate issues, one is that anyone can get sick, and in general, only badly configured -Windows- machines get malware. Yes, you -can- make Mac/Linux malware but other than a few isolated issues they aren't big deals.

    Secondly, the computer industry and the internet should not be taxed! I don't mind paying for -some- taxes because I get benefits because of it, defense, roads, etc. But what positive government involvement in the internet has occurred post-1990? Other than trying to regulate it, crushing internet freedoms and privacy the government hasn't done shit.

    Taxes should be akin to buying something in the store, you pay money, you get benefits. I pay taxes, I get protection, freedom to bear arms, unrestricted freedom of expression, etc. Just like I pay $200 and get a new Wii console.

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  15. Dear Microsoft Fuckwad: by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I run Mac OS X, you insensitive clod! Why should I pay to clean up YOUR CRAPPY OS?

    Hey, here's an idea: Why not fix WINDOWS so it's not such promiscuous virus/trojan/worm whore?

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  16. How about we tax MS instead? by Dracos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The company who is nearly single handedly the reason why there is an anti-virus industry wants a tax to pay for malware removal? F#$% off.

    We should fine MS $1000 for every infection on systems running their software. IE and Outlook exploits could probably pay off the US national debt in 10 years.

  17. Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually the registry was a rather benign concept. It was originally designed to host OS settings in a convenient central location (with redundancy ofcource) to enable easier migration from PC to PC, easier group policy management, etc

    Apps ofcource were too lazy to come up with their own damn 'INI files'-equivalent and abused the registry to store their own mess. System "tweaker" and other "cleaner" programs started to fuck with internal windows settings that Microsoft had no plans to expose to the end user causing even more problems. Thus its became this giant cluster-fuck that it is now, primarily because of backwards compatibility and previous strategic mistakes on the part of MS.

    They should have kept the registry API hidden and not allowed apps to write their shit all over the place (ofcource 95 was a shitty OS and didn't have ACL like features, therefore forcing MS to have XP run as Admin by default to allow access to the entire object manager namespace for all programs)

    This backlog of poor decisions finally caught up with them and they had to 'take a hit' (PR wise) finally with vista and the draconian UAC forcing app vendors to write apps w/o assuming admin privileges. Better late than never I'd say...

    1. Re:Ah.. the registry. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure where the redundancy idea comes from in your post. I've seen more than a few Windows systems fucked over by just one or two registry keys doing the wrong thing. The fact that the path to said registry keys is cryptic and over 100 characters long doesn't help.

      Well the redundancy comes from the fact that the registry was backed up on every successful boot allowing you to restore it when things got fucked up. I don't see why its automatically "nonsense" because you had some problems that you fail to give specifics for.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Registry#Backups_and_recovery

      Also, Changing 'one or two' keys can and will fuck up Windows. Thats the point. Because it hosts critical OS settings, If you delete specific keys, say for e.g. If you disable a driver that is required for boot, you can hose your system.

      But that would be the equivalent of deleting /etc/fstab , mtab or corrupting /boot/grub/grub.cfg.

  18. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by capebretonsux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It sort of boggled my mind to see how many people didn't have a basic understanding of their system.

    Keeping in mind this is slashdot, come on, a basic understanding of their system? Most people drive cars every day, but have little clue of what actually makes the car go. And most simply don't care. If it breaks, they take it to a mechanic, and they do the same with computers. (Personally I pity anyone who's worked in a computer repair shop, your heads must hurt awfully bad when you hear someone say "my internet is broken.")
    When it comes to computers:

    People will always punch the monkey.
    People will always install the 'free' toolbar.
    People will always download executable attachments.
    People will always pick one of the 'top 10 easily guessed' passwords
    People will always $STUPID_MOVE_HERE.

    I think we are technologically-informed than we were 10 years ago, just not any wiser in the actual use of it.

  19. Re:Alot of free anti-virus options by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You know, I was going to point out that most people have some idea of how their car works, and how to do so safely, even if not the actual details, but then I recalled all the crazies driving down the freeway putting on make up, or shaving (I saw some guy doing that last week, talk about asking for a 'close shave'!), etc.

    And then there's my wife, whose car's engine seized a couple of months after we moved into together. When I asked her when her last oil change was, she said (with a straight face), "Two years ago, I think." So I guess I can't really argue with you at all. Sadly.

  20. Why should we pay for infected machines? by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I fully agree with ISPs taking down the accounts of compromised machines, and calling the owner to let them know that they won't be allowed back online until they get the machine cleaned (which will likely cost money.)

    I do not agree with the idea of a general "tax" to pay for the stupidity of people who insist on breaking the above common-sense rules. Why should I pay for someone else's ignorant behaviour?

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