How MySpace Generates Enough Load To Test Itself
An anonymous reader points out this article about "...how a big site like MySpace uses thousands of cloud computing cores to do performance testing on its live site. There are some really great numbers in there from the performance tests, like generating 16GB/second of bandwidth and 77,000 hits/second during testing (not including the live traffic on the site at the time)."
The real news here is that people still use myspace. -_-
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
That the site only has one actual visitor anymore.
Anyone know?
Anyone else think from the title that MySpace has enough load (how, I don't know because who even uses it anymore) to consistently test its capacity?
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/. people should know better, especially anonymous readers
We were going to hit our customers with enough hits to always *just* max out their account and slow their site down, making them think their site was popular and that they need to upgrade their account.
who generates enough loa....
oh geeze. nevermind.
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Little "b" is bits. Big "B" is bytes. This is A+ material.
To my case insensitive parser it is the same!
by outsourcing to This Company. In additon, This Company used Stuff to do Things. After initial tests, This Company did Other Things. This Company is a leader in stuff, especially utilizing their software This Stuff. Try This Stuff Today!
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I thought that 16GB/sec seemed a little high so I checked the article. The actual network load they generated is 16 gigabits per second using 800 instances of Amazon's EC2.
I went to eat some animal crackers and the box said, "Do not eat if seal is broken." I opened the box and sure enough..
MySpace is wise to do this kind of testing and load balancing. You never know when a twelfth person might attempt to connect to the site, throwing their carefully laid plans into total chaos.
Pretty stupid. They could "crowdsource" by simply challenging slashdot to a duel. We'll turn your servers into smoking rubble facespace BRING IT!
I guess all that bandwidth usage explains why the site almost always has had shitty responsiveness -- they use it up ensuring quality. That, more than the crap designs and general lameness of the site, was why I stopped using it.
I wonder how much add revenue they generated from all those impressions?
does testing on production increase your page views?
Im a gamer, not a grammer major. This post is full of spelling and grammer mistakes.
The article was written by an employee of the company that sold their testing software/services to MySpace. Of course they're going to have glowing reviews about their testing tools. With that said the author is right. Capacity testing in production is needed for high availability sites. Verifying your real time monitoring tools is also important.
16 gigabits per second... 16 gigabytes per second... Doesn't matter: my server would be DoSed at only 1mb/s...
You would never know it based on the times I've been there...
Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
MySpace Engineer: Which brings us to the issue of load testing.
MySpace Exec: So do it.
MySpace Engineer: Well, we can't.
MySpace Exec: Am I missing something here? You just got done showing how stupid our users are. So just simulate them.
MySpace Engineer: Look, sir, with all due respect, we can put lol-bots up to post crap it's just that we have no way of mimicking that amount of garbage.
MySpace Exec: Well how much is it?
MySpace Engineer: Let me remind you, our previous slides showed you the magic of the MySpace machine--millions of users putting garbage in with the result being unadulterated horse shit flying out of the site. But to load test we need a lot of garbage. Several billion metric tonnes of garbage. Otherwise we just wouldn't produce the same amount of browser destroying horse shit we produce at peak loads.
MySpace Exec: Have you spoken with the City of New York?
MySpace Engineer: Sir, twenty five New York Cities wouldn't produce the amount of garbage we need.
MySpace Exec: Holy shit.
MySpace Engineer: Yes, this indeed requires a shitstack of biblical proportions.
MySpace Exec: What're we gonna do?
MySpace Engineer: Well, to solve this problem we turned to the motherload of bullshit. The one thing that everyone keeps endlessly spewing garbage about.
MySpace Exec: The Cloud!
MySpace Engineer: Bingo.
My work here is dung.
> performance tests, like generating 16GB/second of bandwidth and 77,000 hits/second during testing (not including the live traffic on the site at the time)
Ah yes. Testing massively dangerous eventualities against your live, running hardware. The old Chernobyl trick...
Just post a story here on slashdot that there is free porn.
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Since the MySpace's crapnet is completely covered with trojans, if MySpace blows their load tests, does this mean they are open to successful backdoor penetration & injection attacks?
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
1 millibit per second? That's not even a rising edge, is it?