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  1. Re:Fail tag for posting the story? on Accused Teen Bomber Finds FBI Surveillance Team's Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    I don't speak entish because it's too much like barking.

    It would also take you a very, long, time, to say it.

  2. Re:In closely related news ... on US Patent Regime Is Absurd · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for them to do to human genes what seed companies do to their patented crops: Render them sterile so they can't reproduce. That might actually make gene patents worth it.

    I will patent the stupidity gene, meaning all stupid people will be rendered sterile and unable to reproduce.

    You're welcome, humanity.

  3. Re:Again ? on Anonymous Hack One Gigabyte of Data From NATO · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure whether your name applies perfectly to that comment, or vice versa...

  4. Re:This reminds me... on Real-Time Text Over Jabber/XMPP/Google Talk · · Score: 1

    I believe GaIM/Pidgin did this. It would pop up with the message "You feel a disturbance in the force...". And I agree, great for creeping people out :)

  5. Most important part on Opera 11.50 Released · · Score: 1

    Seems like the most important part was excluded - the download counter! http://www.opera.com/

    Currently, more people have downloaded Opera 11.50 than have disliked Rebecca Black!

  6. Re:Not much of a tooth brusher on The Iceman's Last Meal · · Score: 2

    Could also have to do with life expectancy being much shorter - from what I can tell, average life expectancy 5000 years ago was between 20 and 25, so there would be much less time for dental problems to develop (or any health problems, really, aside from ones like "being murdered by opposing tribe" or the favourite "getting eaten by a sabertooth" which plagued many of that era).

  7. Re:He's got a point, though futile on Treasure Hunter Wants To Find Bin Laden's Body With ROV · · Score: 1

    While I agree that there's probably not much left of him, he was killed May 2nd, so he's barely been down 6 weeks...

  8. Re:Well, it only took them 75 years to find Titani on Treasure Hunter Wants To Find Bin Laden's Body With ROV · · Score: 1

    Michael Palin, is that you?

  9. Re:Emacs on Ask Slashdot: Web Site Editing Software For the Long Haul? · · Score: 1

    Finally, somebody that knows the difference between French and string instruments! Thank you!

  10. Re:You need specialists and generalists on The Modern Day Renaissance Man · · Score: 1

    Wow, you sound remarkably similar to me, except replace all the past tense verbs with future tense :)

  11. I hope... on Arduino Music Controllers With Horns, Finally · · Score: 1

    ... that when the summary refers to "musical instruments made from dead animals", it is referring to springbok horns, and not zebra wood.

  12. It's okay, we're safe. on 30+ Infected Apps Pulled From Android Market · · Score: 1

    The malware only activates when you receive one of these "phone call" things - and when was the last time you received one of those?

  13. Re:Correlation is causation. on New Google Tool To Find Trend Correlations · · Score: 1

    Yes, and apparently Google is closely related (98%!) to kratom, a medicinal leaf from Southeast Asia! http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=google&t=weekly#

    I agree with parent's sarcasm - while this is pretty cool, I can't help but feel that it's more of a toy than a tool...

  14. Re:Not even there's to legislate. on FCC To Vote On Net Neutrality On December 21 · · Score: 1

    The free market is what people do when some guy isn't holding a gun to their head to force them to do something else. Obviously it 'works' because otherwise we'd still be living in caves and fighting over yak bones.

    We've just changed what we live in and what we fight over. Does that truly indicate that it works?

  15. Re:Quick Canada Lesson on CRTC To Allow Usage-Based Billing · · Score: 1

    It's not for the 90% that the capital costs are high. Further north, NorthwesTel has to cover the entirety of the Yukon, NWT and Nunavut with these services. Many, if not the majority, of the communities in these territories have no all-year road access. The capital costs for these places is huge. Everything is run through satellite connections (phone, TV, internet), and all the infrastructure must either be brought in by barge or by air. In addition, due to mandates about allowed downtime per year, maintenance costs are very high (imagine flying in technicians and supplies every time internet service goes down). While I'm not saying the costs of these is comparable to the cost of the infrastructure required for the millions living along the borders, the cost per individual is higher by several orders of magnitude.

  16. Re:And yet? on Linux 2.6.36 Released · · Score: 1

    I realize I wasn't particularly clear. As long as we're on the same page now :)

  17. Re:And yet? on Linux 2.6.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Yes, they support open-source, but they are by no means supporters of openness. They certainly aren't "liberating" users by going against Flash.

  18. Re:And yet? on Linux 2.6.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Wait, wait, wait. You're praising Apple for helping get rid of something closed-source? Really? Apple?

  19. Re:Wasn't he the CEO during the pretexting scandal on HP CEO Resigns During Sexual Harassment Investigation · · Score: 1

    He was probably feeling pretty untouchable up to that point after coming out unscathed from the other little upset they had a while back.

    Good choice of words.

  20. Re:didn't ask the right people (was: Re:Yes) on Does Anyone Really Prefer Glossy Screens? · · Score: 3, Funny

    my matte screen at work makes putty look abysmal

    I'm confused by this statement. Are you implying there is a type of screen with which PuTTY doesn't look abysmal? (For the record, I love PuTTY. But let's be honest...)

  21. Re:So... on Apple To Shut Down Lala On May 31 · · Score: 1

    Presumably, the same things that keep our cars from flying: time and money.

  22. Re:Ground-breaking robot? on Virginia Tech Students Build CHARLI, a Human-Sized Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where Asimo was made, four feet three inches is human-sized ;)

  23. Re:Who exactly is fighting back? on Climate Researchers Fight Back · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not sure why this is modded Troll... Unfortunately, it's quite true. While not blatantly stupid as FOX News, the National Post does use its fair share of twisted facts. In addition, it's well-known as the more right-wing national newspaper in Canada (the Globe and Mail being more left wing), and would therefore be more inclined to present facts in a right-wing-friendly way. Got to love the "free" press.

  24. Re:Integrated graphics in the CPU? on Next Gen Intel CPUs Move To Yet Another Socket · · Score: 1

    From here. Perhaps this is the wrong chipset, if so, please correct me. If not, emphasis on the word "discrete".

    That'll show me to do my research. Checked up on the Radeon HD 3300 (which is not part of the HD 3000 series...?). True enough, it does look pretty damned good. However, I will refer to my point above that although this may be enough for some, even most people, there are still those of us who either require or desire more power than even that particular set has to offer.

  25. Re:Integrated graphics in the CPU? on Next Gen Intel CPUs Move To Yet Another Socket · · Score: 1

    The ATI Mobility Radeon HD 3000 Series of discrete graphics allow you to experience the power of HD with graphics processing designed for how you work and play

    From here. Perhaps this is the wrong chipset, if so, please correct me. If not, emphasis on the word "discrete".