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MIT Scientists Make a Polyethylene Heatsink

arcticstoat calls our attention to MIT research that has produced a version of polyethylene that can conduct heat away from computer chips. Polyethylene is the most widely used plastic. It's not clear how practical this research is for industrial-scale use, involving as it does an atomic-force microscope. The work is detailed in a paper published in Nature Nanotechnology this month. "The new process causes the polymer to conduct heat very efficiently in just one direction, unlike metals, which conduct equally well in all directions. ... The key to the transformation was getting all the polymer molecules to line up the same way, rather than forming a chaotic tangled mass, as they normally do. The team did that by slowly drawing a polyethylene fiber out of a solution, using the finely controllable cantilever of an atomic-force microscope, which they also used to measure the properties of the resulting fiber. This fiber was about 300 times more thermally conductive than normal polyethylene along the direction of the individual fibers, says the team’s leader..."

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  1. Plastic heatsinks? by cbope · · Score: 4, Funny

    Plastic heatsinks, just don't get them near heat!

    1. Re:Plastic heatsinks? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      All of a sudden Newegg's "counterfeit Intel i7" with its plastic "cooler" makes sense!

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    2. Re:Plastic heatsinks? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like NewEgg accidentally shipped some top-secret prototype chips which us plebs didn't even know how to use. I suppose that was why they made them appear to be plastic toys, so that we'd never figure out how to interface to them. In reality, they have advanced plastic heat sinks (electrical insulators), and even more advanced plastic processors. There's a knock at the door, one mome

    3. Re:Plastic heatsinks? by ginbot462 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another one of you "knock at the door" types, as I was telling another person, they

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    4. Re:Plastic heatsinks? by aquila.solo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dang, another one. I tell you, all these abductions are getting out of hand. It's about time we did something about Candlej

  2. Awesome by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    What next, a chocolate teapot?

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    1. Re:Awesome by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milk or dark?

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    2. Re:Awesome by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milk or dark?

      Why does everything have to be racial for you?!
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  3. Re:Can't it degrade over time? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    make it loose its effectiveness??

    They include a tiny wrench to tighten it every so often. The first users are suggesting that you should regularly tighten up effectiveness every 400 hours of running.

    MIT researchers are currently trying to counteract this self loosening, you may be able to use loctite

  4. that explains the heat sink with the new i7 by gbrandt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody thought it was plastic, but it was just new technology. Now we just have to wait for an announcement on how to mount those crazy i7's

  5. Re:Article is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "That alone must be breaking some serious laws of thermodynamics.. "

    Only the funny laws of thermodynamics can be broken.

  6. Re:Can't it degrade over time? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he meant loose, as in "loose the dogs of war", rather than loosen. It looses its effectiveness on the heat, maybe? And as it loses its effectiveness it can no longer loose its effectiveness.

  7. Name? by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did they name it Pam?

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  8. Re:Article is wrong. by barocco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prime example of why scientists can never be successful in business: as soon as s/he finds a potentially tremendously profitable idea, s/he questions whether certain laws would be broken.

  9. Sure, but... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you make a leisure suit out of this polyethylene? I usually have problems with overheating myself whilst I'm displaying my disco dancing finesse!

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  10. Re:Article is wrong. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sign" is in fact how I normally hear it in english.

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  11. Re:Is it a crystal polymer? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know if the oriented nature of gel-spun UHMWPE fibers is quite at the same level and provides the same thermal properties as ones made by drawing them out with an AFM cantilever, but they might be "good enough," considering that gel spinning is a scalable industrial production method while cantilever drawing is a "very careful scientist" sort of method.

    Well, I have a solution for that. Swap out all the CAPTCHAs on major sites for a webcam peering into an electron microscope that allows a person to draw out the polymer molecules with the cantilever. A week or two, tops, and you'll have someone who's created a bot that can do it perfectly.

    Another, similar way is to have Blizzard do the same thing, except using it as a substitute for a CAPTCHA, for every molecule they pull, they get 1 silver piece added to an account of their choice. You'll get the same results, except the bot will speak Chinese.

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  12. Re:Article is wrong. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, it's not often I make a joke that I myself do not get...

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