Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain
ectotherm writes "According to Professor Peter Kelly, a director of Public Health in Great Britain: 'There has been a four-fold increase in the number of syphilis cases detected, with more young women being affected.' Why the increase? People meeting up for casual sex through Facebook. According to the article, 'Social networking sites are making it easier for people to meet up for casual sex. There is a rise in syphilis because people are having more sexual partners than 20 years ago and often do not use condoms.'"
Dammit so I didn't have to sign up for fuckbook?
I've obviously been looking at the wrong places on Facebook. Where's the "casual sex hookup" area?
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
lolwut? facebook/myspace/craigslist/etc/etc/etc.
But hey, a lot of people are on facebook, let's blame it on that.
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
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You heard it here first, folks: Facebook users cannot figure out how to use condoms!
Correlation is not causation. Facebook usage may correlate, but doesn't cause it.
"Don't drink and park. Accidents make people."
Wow, that's about as enlightening as saying bars and nightclubs lead to more casual sex. People socializing more, and it leads to sex? No shit. Doesn't really matter how the contact is made, does it?
...I wouldn't say this is a problem with Facebook so much as a problem with fucking stupidity. It's not my place to question someone's sexual activity, but come on...who has sex with a stranger without using a condom?
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Hey, look, an interesting statistical effect. How to explain it? Rigorous analysis? Nah, let's just blame it on new technology, 'cuz that wasn't around before and now things are different - obviously, there's a meaningful correlation!
Reminds me of the piracy/global warming graph: http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/piratesarecool4.gif
Try SitOnMyFacebook.
...as they pointedly do NOT mention MySpace. Hmm. Wonder why that could be, NewsCorp?
Hmmm... that's a pretty good shock-headline-mostly-unrelated-to-the-facts, but I bet I can do better.
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The german media watchblog BILDblog just reported (in german) this to be a hoax. The connection between Facebook and STDs was constructed by The Sun, not by Prof. Kelly.
The Department of Public Health even issued a counterstatement according to the BBC.
So someone says social networking sites are to blame, instead of the amazing coincidence that syphilis cases increased as the government stopped their public awareness campaigns against STDs. I'm thinking someone needs to expand their search for causalitis.
"These are your genitals. THESE are your genitals on Syphilis. Any questions?"
Well, it's the UK, so I doubt I'd be the first:
"Ban Facebook now!"
"They're corrupting our innocent children"
"It's all the work of secret terrorist pedophiles... we must root them out by recording all facebook conversations and having a central database"
Sounds good?
I'll state the obvious then.
This is about sex education and access to reproductive health services/products. Facebook is just a way to shift blame.
You mad
Its all the stupid people having sex that leads to the STDs.
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
How bout, facebook makes it easy for women to filter and select the few men they all want to sleep with, so those men sleep with huge numbers of women (and disease spreads rampantly).
Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
Pleading, desperate, begging, even grovelling sex, sure, that's pretty much my norm, but casual, no. My ex, I'm pretty sure she had a lot of casual sex, even disinterested sex, at least it seemed that way to me, but then I really didn't care. I was just so grateful just to be getting some.
ideopath @ play
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"!
Let q be a radix > 1. I am in ur base-q, killing 10 d00ds.
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Young whippersnappers hanging their ports out promiscuously.
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