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90% of the Universe Found Hiding In Plain View

The Bad Astronomer writes "As much as 90% of previously hidden galaxies in the distant Universe have been found by astronomers using the Very Large Telescope in Chile. Previous surveys had looked for distant (10 billion light years away) galaxies by searching in a wavelength of ultraviolet light emitted by hydrogen atoms — distant young galaxies should be blasting out this light, but very few were detected. The problem is that the ultraviolet light never gets out of the galaxies, so we never see them. In this new study, astronomers searched a different wavelength emitted by hydrogen, and voila, ten times as many galaxies could be seen, meaning 90% of them had been missed before."

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  1. I Smell Another Apple Ad by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    90% of the Universe was discovered by thinking differently? Steve Jobs just felt a tingle somewhere.

    1. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by calibre-not-output · · Score: 4, Funny

      A tingle? Steve Jobs just had to go get a change of pants.

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    2. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit, man... he had to change his liver!

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    3. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And how do they know that they've found 90% of what was previously hidden?

      Maybe there's more hidden than they thought was hidden.

      Is the size of the universe so widely agreed-upon? Far be it from me to challenge a headline in Science, but I'm just a little curious about this assertion.

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    4. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If one of the theories concerning the universe holds true about the size and how it works, looking at one point can cause visual feedback.

      The theory is that if you go straight with a velocity with no force ever effecting you you would return to your previous point eventually. In short the universe is curved into itself and like on a planet traveling in 1 direction on the planet returns you to your starting point.

      If you look at one point in the universe I would not be surprised if you saw galaxies and objects that are behind you, as well as repeats of galaxies in front of you!

    5. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate that. Just to make that stop happening I now search for at least 5 minutes after I find something.

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    6. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by SoVeryTired · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's a big fat gap between what the calculations say the rate of galaxy formation should be, and what it is actually observed to be. This new observation accounts for 90% of that rate.

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    7. Re:I Smell Another Apple Ad by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A quote from the summary, which should appear directly above the comments in case you are not familiar with slashdot, is:

      and voila, ten times as many galaxies could be seen

      .

      X is the previous amount, and 10x as the new amount of galaxies.

      So simple math gives you X + YX = 10X
      X(1+Y)=10x
      (1+Y)=10
      Y=9

      So we see a 10-fold total galaxies, which is 9-fold improvement. Or to put it another way, the new 100% is 10 times the previous amount, which must have been 10%, leaving 90% more.

      You're reading it as "90% of the universe found", from the headline, which is an attempt, although a poor one, at conveying the increase in observable galaxies. It is correct if you assume that we found 90% of the now-current estimate of the number of galaxies, in other words insert the word "known" in the title somewhere. Choosing not to even read the summary has left you understandably confused, and I'm glad that I was able to help. At the same time, I'm concerned that the other replies did not draw your attention to this. But I was able to post an accurate reply while maintaining an air of disdain and condescension, so that makes me feel good about myself. Thank you for affording me the opportunity, and welcome aboard.

  2. Implications for dark matter estimates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone got any idea how this impacts our estimates of dark matter?

    Does dark matter disappear or do we still need some hiding to explain things?

    1. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think 90% of the dark matter just got a little brighter ... though I doubt they'll declare dark matter "a mistake" because so many in the astrophysics community have stood behind the concept.

    2. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anyone got any idea how this impacts our estimates of dark matter?

      From TFA:

      "I'll note: this has nothing to do with dark matter. As it happens, 90% of the matter in the Universe is in a form that emits no light, but affects other matter through gravity. We know it exists ... locally, in nearby galaxies and clusters of galaxies, too. This new result doesn't affect that, since the now un-hidden galaxies are very far away, like many billions of light years away. They can't possibly affect nearby galaxies, so they don't account for dark matter."

    3. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Jeff+Satterley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Bad Astronomy post talks about dark matter: [Note: before you ask, this has nothing to do with dark matter. See below!] I’ll note: this has nothing to do with dark matter. As it happens, 90% of the matter in the Universe is in a form that emits no light, but affects other matter through gravity. We know it exists, and you can find out why here. We know it exists locally, in nearby galaxies and clusters of galaxies, too. This new result doesn’t affect that, since the now un-hidden galaxies are very far away, like many billions of light years away. They can’t possibly affect nearby galaxies, so they don’t account for dark matter.

    4. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

      More likely, a huge intellectual battle will break out among humankind, between the Dark Matter proponents and the Dark Matter deniers. Auditoriums full of angry people will hurl insults back and forth at each other, news stations will interview various scientific experts and political commentators in an effort to boost ratings, deniers will accuse the proponents of wanting to destroy the free-market universe and enslave humankind in some kind of subatomic socialism, while proponents will accuse the deniers of being selfish and greedy, willing to gamble the heat death of the entire universe just so they can run their colliders a little longer.

      But that's just my prediction.

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    5. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by spun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Absolutely wrong. TFA even states this means nothing for dark matter, we knew that these galaxies were out there, we just hadn't spotted them yet. Besides, we've seen dark matter much closer to home. When galaxies collide, the gas pressure stops the regular matter, while the dark matter keeps moving along at the same speed. The dark matter has mass, so it creates a gravatic lens. We have seen these lenses, with no visible matter to create them, when galaxies collide.

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    6. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very nice. Thank you for explaining a little about what evidence we have for dark matter.

      I knew about the fudge factor we needed to get the equations to work - I didn't know we have actually seen something like that.

    7. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Funny

      So dark gas has no dark pressure?

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    8. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dark matter isn't just matter that isn't lit up (that was one of the original theories, but has since fallen to the wayside), it is matter that is fundamentally different and doesn't appear to interact with regular matter at all, except gravitationally.

    9. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      it is matter that is fundamentally different and doesn't appear to interact with regular matter at all, except gravitationally.

      More specifically, it doesn't appear to interact electromagnetically. Which just happens to exclude all of our direct detection methods (i.e. telescopes).

      One candidate for dark matter is the neutralino, which is predicted by Supersymetric Theory and is basically a neutrino but heavier, and like a neutrino interacts through the Weak Interaction which allowed us to find neutrinos, and maybe even actual dark matter.

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    10. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Informative

      I knew about the fudge factor we needed to get the equations to work - I didn't know we have actually seen something like that.

      It was never a "fudge factor" to make the equation of gravity "work". It was a prediction of the already extremely well-working equation. Not "Oh noes gravity is broken, we need 'dark matter' to fix it." Rather "Huh, gravity implies there is a mass here that we can't see with our electromagnetic detection devices".

      Think of it this way. You're walking around a room blindfolded with a cane that has a pressure sensor on the end that uses a voice synthesizer to tell you the readings. You notice that all along a large flat plane the pressure sensor detects pressure equal to that with which you push. Newton's 3rd Law tells you that for this to happen, something must be pushing back with equal force. Something like a wall.

      Now, do you say that the wall is a fudge to make Newton's 3rd Law work?
      Or do you say that Newton's 3rd Law implies that there is a wall there?

      I mean you might as well say that the existence of the Sun is a fudge to make electromagnetic and gravitational equations work.

      I'm not trying to rag on you or anything (I mean you said 'thank you' for evidence after all), just trying to clear up a misconception that I think has lead to a lot of unnecessary skepticism of dark matter.

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    11. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those observations actually *ARE* scientific evidence for dark matter. Unfortunately, they don't constrain what it could be very tightly. The current dark matter theory can shift to something else without changing it's name (and has in the past).

      E.g., what is the temperature of the dark matter? For awhile there was argument between the hot dark matter interpretation and the cold dark matter interpretation...but both camps agreed it wasn't made of protons or neutrons and didn't radiate in the infrared.

      What is it?? Who knows. I'm not really convinced it's particulate. But I don't know what the alternative could be.

      (Caution: IAMNAAP [I am not an AstroPhysicist])

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    12. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by sunspot42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      90% of the matter in the Universe is in a form that emits no light, but affects other matter through gravity.

      Do we know for certain that the "dark matter" itself - whatever it proves to be - is actually in our universe? Is it possible that "dark matter" is just regular matter in some other universe(s) whose gravity is bleeding into our own?

    13. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Other universes, if they exist, cannot interact with ours.

      That's an assertion, but we don't know this for a fact.

      No, its neither an assertion, nor a fact in the observational sense, it is a statement that is true by definition. If something can interact with things in our universe then it is in our universe, in the same sense that if you can add 1 to a number and get an integer, that number is also an integer.

    14. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 2, Informative

      And here's the thing about scientific theories - they come with varying degrees of confidence. Being a scientific theory does not infer we are necessarily as sure as we can possibly be - it's just perhaps the best current explanation for the evidence (and facts) we have.

      And it's entirely possible (and indeed healthy) that we have multiple ones at the same time.

    15. Re:Implications for dark matter estimates? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Weakly interacting does not mean that it interacts via the weak interaction.

      That's right that is a possible English interpretation of "weakly", which is why what I quoted explicitly explained that the acronym "Weakly Interacting" came from their "expectation of the weak interaction" at the Electro-weak scale, to make it clear they don't mean "weak interaction" as in "not very strong", but rather the Weak Force, one of the unified fundamental forces of the Standard Model.

      That is why direct detection experiments look for elastic interactions between a dark matter particle and a nucleus in the experiment. This is why you have to minimize the background as much as possible.

      It's because the weak interaction is relevant only at such a close distance between particles that a neutrino-like particle has to basically directly impact a nucleus, which is a ridiculously tiny target in ordinary matter where nuclei are held apart by the electromagnetic force. It's mostly empty space to uncharged particles. That's why the probability of an interaction in an object the size of one of our detectors is so low that it takes years of measurement to be sure you've really seen one, and a deep hole to make sure it's not overwhelmed by noise.

      Read the Ars and the Berkeley article, they explain all the findings there. Yes the actual discovery is still only a modest probability, but it's clear the theory it's based on is a mass-full particle that interacts through the Weak Force.

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  3. In other words... by popo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... you are even less significant.

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    1. Re:In other words... by hargrand · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends who you are.

  4. Seeing them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we only saw 10% of them before, how do we know we're seeing all of them this time?

  5. I RTFA... by Torrance · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...and this isn't the conclusion that I immediately jumped to - the discovery of dark matter. It's merely the discovery of the visible matter that they though should always be there.

  6. Re:Dark stuff? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Informative

    Does this account for any missing mass and/or dark matter?

    FTFA: "...this has nothing to do with dark matter."

  7. Scientists' pledge. by Spazntwich · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientists on earth were said to be embarrassed by overlooking what had been there all along, and promised to never again take what they have for granted.

    "It's like some crappy teen drama, and we just had to wait for the prom scene to realize how beautiful our soft-spoken nerdy friend is."

    90% of the universe could not be reached for comment, as it decided itself too good for its unappreciative inattentive "friends" and went to the football players' afterparty.

  8. Not "90% of the Universe" by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Merely 90% of the Visible Universe that we couldn't see before.

    The Visible Universe probably constitutes a very small (perhaps even infinitesimally small) fraction of the actual physical Universe. The rest will, according to Relativity, always be hidden.

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    1. Re:Not "90% of the Universe" by elnyka · · Score: 2, Funny

      Merely 90% of the Visible Universe that we couldn't see before.

      The Visible Universe probably constitutes a very small (perhaps even infinitesimally small) fraction of the actual physical Universe. The rest will, according to Relativity, always be hidden.

      Not if we develop FTL traveler, it wont, you physics philistine!!! </shakes trekkie fist in anger>

  9. MOD PARENT UP by forand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People are far too enamored with dark matter. It is extremely frustrating having to place everything in the context of dark matter (often with only the most tenuous connection) when trying to explain interesting observations to the general public. The author of this article, thankfully, made it clear at the top of the article that it was NOT related to dark matter and went on to explain the observation.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      People are far too enamored with dark matter to bother reading the article.

      Fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot readers never bother reading the article.

      fixed that for both of you.

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      Slashdot readers never bother reading the article.

      Pffftttt.... I didn't even bother reading the summary. Come to think of it, I don't think I looked at the headline either.

      Er, but I'm guessing it was something to do with the seventh-generation iPhone. Anyway, whatever it was, I'm sure it'll be great- congratulations Steve, and all the Slashdotters dragging this thread offtopic rambling about astronomical nonsense should be ashamed of themselves.

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  10. Next step: a better name by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "Very Large Telescope?" Come on. We can do better than that. I suggest "Really Big Round Glass Thing for Seeing Further."

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    1. Re:Next step: a better name by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's what Zoolander would name it.

      I was thinking Leonard of Quirm.

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    2. Re:Next step: a better name by badran · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is a "Raid of Really Big Rounded Optical Things for Seeing Further".

    3. Re:Next step: a better name by mweather · · Score: 3, Informative

      The next record-breaking one they're building is the Extremely Large Telescope. Seriously.

    4. Re:Next step: a better name by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Followed by the Ridiculously Large Telescope and the Ludicrously Large Telescope which, due to licensing and trademark issues, can ironically fit on your desk.

    5. Re:Next step: a better name by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Informative
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    6. Re:Next step: a better name by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

      Followed by the Ridiculously Large Telescope and the Ludicrously Large Telescope which, due to licensing and trademark issues, can ironically fit on your desk.

      Spaceballs, the Telescope!

    7. Re:Next step: a better name by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 2

      No, that would be Leonard of Quirm's name for a completely harmless giant magnifying glass positioned between Chile and the sun...

  11. Re:90%, not so coincidentally... by Neon+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This has absolutely nothing do to with dark matter. So, yes it is a coincidence. And an approximation.

    They're improving their technique for observing distant galaxies. Which doesn't in any way invalidate observations of (astronomically) very close galaxies. Which is what we base the existence of dark matter on.

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  12. Re:Dark stuff? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    The missing mass is comprised of all the socks that have slipped through the spacetime continuum when you put them in the washing machine. They emit no radiation, but exert gravity. It's especially grave when you can't find a matching pair.

  13. Re:90%, not so coincidentally... by jfengel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, it is just a coincidence. This has nothing to do with dark matter or dark energy.

    This is an observation of distant galaxies. The theory of dark matter comes from observations much closer to home, within this galaxy. It's designed to explain why the galaxy doesn't fall apart; it has too little matter for gravity to do it on its own.

    Since then, other independent observations have confirmed that galaxies have more matter than we can see.

    Dark energy is also completely different. It comes from the observation that the far-away galaxies appear to be accelerating. What they're observing here is mass, not motion. (Yeah, same thing, but only at really high speeds, and this isn't that, either.)

    They're finding a lot more galaxies, which is great, but it doesn't in and of itself radically change anything about how we view the fundamental theories of physics.

  14. I really have no subject, never did, never will. by danwesnor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found one sitting on my sofa when I got home last night, eating Cheetos and watching Oprah. Damn thing was in my spot, too!

  15. Redshift? by rsborg · · Score: 4, Informative
    My first thought was, did they compensate for redshift? Apparently they did, the article didn't explain, but a commenter did:

    30. TMB Says: March 24th, 2010 at 7:02 pm To everyone who's asking "why didn't they look at this before?" - it's a lot harder. In the rest frame, Lyman-alpha is in the far-UV and H-alpha (what physicists call Balmer-alpha) is in the optical. But out at these redshifts, Lyman-alpha is redshifted into the optical (which is easy to observe) and H-alpha is redshifted out into the infrared (which is harder to observe).

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    1. Re:Redshift? by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Asking if professional astronomers took the red shift into account is like asking if some surgeons washed before performing surgery.

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  16. Re:Dark stuff? by synaptik · · Score: 3, Funny

    The socks don't escape through the washer. They escape through the dryer's lint trap. Eventually, after you've captured at least one socks-worth of lint, a sock somewhere in the world has to go "poof". (Note that it's not necessarily your sock, or your lint trap. It's a conservation-of-mass/quantum-lint-mechanics kind of thing.)

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  17. Packing Peanuts by jameskojiro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought most of the missing mass of the Universe was tied up in the packing peanuts that are used in shipping the equipment scientists use to search for the missing mass in the universe.

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  18. Re:Dark stuff? by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's why I never clean my lint trap. If I don't look, then my socks don't disappear!

  19. I've Seen This Before by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hidden in plain view"? So what they are saying is that the universe exhibits the same behavior as my car keys.

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  20. Someone update the Drake Equation! by scorp1us · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since we just got a 10 fold increase in galaxies.

    I think that moves us from 0.006 to 0.06, (plus one obviously)

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    1. Re:Someone update the Drake Equation! by thisisntme · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This does not affect the Drake equation at all. From Wikipedia:

      The Drake equation [...] is an equation to organize our guesses about the potential number of extraterrestrial civilizations in our galaxy, the Milky Way.

  21. Re:Dark stuff? by AlecC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because estimates of the density of galaxies in the universe have been based on the volume that is closer to us and therefore relatively more visible, and did not suffer from the problem described. The assumption had been that the universe far away is, in a general manner, similar to the universe nearby, on the usual principle that there is nothing special about the place that we are. When the density of remote (and very early) galaxies fell off, it was assumed to be more likely to be an observational artefact than a genuine falling off. Which is what the article says has now been proved to be the case. Estimates of the number of galaxies were based on the bits we can see easily, not the bits we can hardly see.

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  22. Re:Dark stuff? by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 2, Funny

    If a lint trap fills up in the forest, and there is no one there to clean it out, does a sock turn into dark matter?

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  23. What's at the end of the Universe? by xednieht · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So.... once we see the remaining 10% we will have reached the "end" of the universe?

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  24. Re:Dark stuff? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The missing mass is comprised of all the socks that have slipped through the spacetime continuum

    True. But one of the biggest mysteries in astrophysics right now, just after the prevalence of matter over antimatter, is why it's always the left sock.

    Some say the two are related.

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  25. Re:Dark stuff? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hogwash.

    The lint that collects in your dryer is not made up of sock-matter. Dryer lint is mass created via the conversion of static electricity that accumulates while your dryer is running. If it weren't for the clever device to capture this energy and turn it into lint, running your dryer would cause an electrical discharge that makes a lightning bolt seem like a bee sting -- remember, E = mc^2.

    The concundrum of missing socks remains unsolved, but the leading theory is that dark-matter socks spontaneously come into existence in your dryer, then meet your regular-matter socks, and puff out of existence with a corresponding release of a preposterous amount of energy (this, of course, is the source of energy that is converted into dryer-lint).

    This theory is under fire, though, as a controlled study at the Institute for Laundering Science determined that socks sometimes disappear in the washer, not just the dryer -- explanation for what happens to the energy released in the dark/normal sock in the ashing cycle has not yet been determined.

    Note also that this is why we wear dark socks to bed -- if we were to put them in the hamper with regular socks, the dark socks might come into contact with our light socks and explode.

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  26. Re:Dark stuff? by nelk · · Score: 2, Funny

    The missing mass is comprised of all the socks that have slipped through the spacetime continuum when you put them in the washing machine. They emit no radiation, but exert gravity. It's especially grave when you can't find a matching pair.

    I've always held to the 'Sock Fairy' theory. It explains both the missing sock, and how the nickle that you hear bouncing around in the dryer got there.

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  27. Way to go by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shining some light on dark matter.

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    1. Re:Way to go by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the article:

      I’ll note: this has nothing to do with dark matter. As it happens, 90% of the matter in the Universe is in a form that emits no light, but affects other matter through gravity. We know it exists, and you can find out why here. We know it exists locally, in nearby galaxies and clusters of galaxies, too. This new result doesn’t affect that, since the now un-hidden galaxies are very far away, like many billions of light years away. They can’t possibly affect nearby galaxies, so they don’t account for dark matter.

      This will change the ratio of luminous matter:dark matter but not eliminate dark matter entirely.

      Not that you said that it would necessarily get rid of dark matter, but it was a conclusion that suggested itself from the summary's wording.

  28. Re:A Nice Step by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Informative


    So they found the dark matter? If so, this is astounding.

    No. This is making the dark-matter theorists look bloody foolish. All those convoluted theories and reality distorting models are now rubbish.

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  29. Re:Dark stuff? by synaptik · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've confused dark socks with anti-socks. Your theory fails.

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  30. Re:Dark stuff? by Sulphur · · Score: 2

    It's especially grave when you can't find a matching pair.

    This is known as broken symmetry.

  31. Re:A Nice Step by arth1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, I meant quantum leap as in literally a quantum leap.
    An electron dropping from orbital L3 to L2 instead of L2 to L1 is exactly what sends out photons of a more detectable temperature.

  32. Re:Dark stuff? by burisch_research · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is clear from your inane ramblings that you always en-sock your RIGHT foot first.

    I, on the other hand, always en-sock my LEFT foot first. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to deduce that it's my right socks that always go missing ...

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  33. Re:Dark stuff? by krnpimpsta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a similar problem.. but it only applies to dark socks. No matter how frequently I buy new black socks and how INfrequently I buy new white socks, I always end up with "not enough dark socks."

    For example, right now I am down to exactly 4 pairs of black socks and about 15-20 pairs of white socks - right after I do my laundry. And I don't even remember the last time I bought white socks.

    Maybe black socks mature into white socks? (and XKCD suggested that socks may be the larval stage of wire coat hangers...)

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  34. Re:Dark stuff? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're just putting the left sock on your right foot.

    Today I'm wearing two right socks because I lost the last of my left socks in the wash the other day.

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  35. Re:Deez Nuts are Hiding in Plain View by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    what kind of fucking retard tattoo's FIRST POST on their own cock?!?

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    ... wait, what?
  36. Re:Dark stuff? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aw darn.

    Looks like my loony science idea bin needs re-stocking.

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  37. Re:A Nice Step by tolkienfan · · Score: 2, Informative

    This "90% of the universe" was assumed to be there and isn't contrary to dark matter. If it were proven that these galaxies did not, in fact, exist; well that would contradict much of known physics.

  38. Re:A Nice Step by AlamedaStone · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, I meant quantum leap as in literally a quantum leap.
    An electron dropping from orbital L3 to L2 instead of L2 to L1 is exactly what sends out photons of a more detectable temperature.

    ...and hoping each time that its next orbital drop would be the drop home.

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  39. The remaining 10% is AOL disks. by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's all solved now.

  40. how do they know that they've found 90%... by drkim · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...'cause across the corner of the Hubble photo was a yellow banner that said:
    "Now! With 90% MORE Universe!"

  41. Re:Mod parent down by steve_bryan · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is imprecise to say physicists indicate there should be much more mass in the universe. What they say is that there is mass missing in every galaxy which implies it is missing from the universe but only on a galaxy by galaxy basis. Dark matter is necessary to explain why galaxies form. In other words the "missing" matter is in each and every galaxy. Discovering more galaxies doesn't affect that issue.

    When I was a physics major in the dark ages they were just beginning to notice that computer simulations based on observed stellar quantities and masses had the annoying property of never resulting in galaxies. In subsequent years it was computed that the needed mass for galaxy formation wasn't off by a little but actually by a huge factor.

    Eventually some observations of gravitational lensing have provided more evidence that there was huge amounts of mass measured in this indirect fashion that was simply not seen by exhaustive charting of the observed stars.

  42. been waiting for this by SpinningCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always thought that dark matter was a hack. "our numbers don't add up.. therefore 90% of the universe is a type of matter that has gravity but doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, or anything else, also there's none of it near earth, it's like the 90% that's far away." sounds good to me :-p