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Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

An anonymous reader writes "TorrentFreak reports that Warner Brothers UK is hiring college students with an IT background to participate in an internship that will pit them against pirates on the Web in an effort to crack down on illegal digital distribution. The intern will literally be on the front-lines of the epic battle against pirated content, ensnaring users in incriminating transactions, issuing takedown requests, and causing general frustration amongst the file-sharing population on the Internet."

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  1. My only question is... by bit9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where are all the anti-anti-pirates?

    1. Re:My only question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      right ahead of the anti-anti-anti-pirates.

    2. Re:My only question is... by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Employers, employees, nah, this is about uni students paid to dob in other uni students. Those naughty students who use the tech skills to minimise the content expired whilst racking up tens of thousands of dollars in long term eduction debt. So future fellow staff members, seriously, would anyone trust a part time pigopolist narc that ran around pretending to be other's students friend and entrap them into sharing content so they can pick up a prosecution commission.

      This is not so much about peer to peer file sharing, this is about those floating USB terrabyte hard disk drives, where content is added from many personal sources, and the drive spends each night at a different home. Getting all that inside information on how people share the content they have bought once they start to get bored with it and swap it around.

      Interns for the copyright police, whose only future career will be pursuing children who swap usb thumb drives. That would be their only career choice because they would bot be trusted by any of their current students targets and potential future fellow employees. Not that they won't get plenty of volunteers to get paid bugger all and most of that on commission, you know, the anal retentive types.

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    3. Re:My only question is... by fat+bastard+of+doom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey! I might be a 28 year old basement dweller, but I get my allowance from the government...

  2. Sweet deal by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 3, Funny

    During the 12 month internship the students will have to maintain accounts at private BitTorrent sites, develop link-scanning bots, make trap purchases and perform various other anti-piracy tasks.

    Sounds like a sweet deal! I'll just copy that to my USB hard drive...

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  3. Re:It's A Fight To The Death ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It may be anti-climactic, but how about anti-climatic? Are anti-pirates good or bad for global warming?

  4. What qualifies as IT background? by radicalrendell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you ever used BitTorrent? [X] -- Congratulations you are hired!

  5. Better look out by Aurisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Better hope /b doesn't get a list of those interns. It would be really awful if someone were to leak a list of the chosen interns, post it to 4chan, and then have them torture and harass them until they curl up in the fetal position, crying.

  6. Epic? by Eggbloke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The intern will literally be on the front-lines of the epic battle against pirated content

    I'm not sure court cases can be described as epic...

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  7. Shouldn't that be ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Funny

    anti-anti pirate-pirate-pirates?

    (Look, Natasha! Is moose and squirrel!)

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    1. Re:Shouldn't that be ... by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's been forty-five years. Now why do I remember that?

      Some memories just never die

      ....they just wind up on hulu.com

  8. say goodbye to friendship by Triv · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. I used to think being a dorm RA was the fast-lane to friendlessness, but clearly this is worse.

  9. Traitors beware! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My grandmother told me, that when the Nazis took over Luxemburg (our country), there were people who collaborated with the Nazis. They were called “Gielemännchen“ (yellow mankins), and often wore yellow rain coats. Everyone hated them.

    Wanna know what happened to them when the Nazis were gone?
    They were brutally killed by the villagers. Every single one of them. Often in cruel ways and with blunt objects.

    So beware, if you dare to collaborate with the enemy. Cause they might not be there, when we come for you later.

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  10. Re:Doh! by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could always watch it on hulu.

    HAHAHAHA, ok sorry could not keep a straight face.

  11. I can already hear it, 10 years from now... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I was young, and I needed the money!"

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  12. Re:So? by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Funny

    good point. they should have to prove you seeded 100% of the file before your guilty of infringement.

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  13. Re:They will not collapse! by Cidolfas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, that's just creative accounting. Why pay taxes on a profit when you can claim it as a loss and still get the money?

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  14. Antimatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If a pirate and an anti-pirate collide, do we get a large release of energy, and could this be a way of powering the planet. No more need for fossil fuels...

    1. Re:Antimatter by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      If a pirate and an anti-pirate collide, do we get a large release of energy, and could this be a way of powering the planet. No more need for fossil fuels...

      Be aware that such annihilations usually produce large amounts of dangerous DRM radiation.

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  15. Slaves will do anything for a buck by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I was young and I needed the money" isn't what it used to be...

  16. Re:Short lifed career by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Taking a pirate and turning them into corporate drones where they have ready availability to free media (I used to get a box of 100 DVDs at a time for free from Warner) makes it so that their pirate instincts turn dull quickly. Fact is, while these guys would be resourceful in the beginning, they would quickly become dead weight since they'd stop thinking like pirates.

    OK, so they simply should do it to all people, and the piracy problem would be solved soon. :-)

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