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Wisconsin DA Threatens Arrests Over Sex Ed

WrongSizeGlass writes "USA Today is reporting that the DA of Juneau County, Wisconsin, is warning teachers that they could face arrest over the new sex-ed curriculum. District Attorney Scott Southworth said a new state law that requires students learn to use condoms and other contraceptives 'promotes the sexualization — and sexual assault — of our children.' Southworth also said, 'I'm not looking to charge any teachers. I've got enough work to do.'"

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  1. Translation for the legislative impared. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    DA: Hey Legislative Branch, your new law on sex-ed requires teachers to break your old law on sexual misconduct. Please fix. I'd rather not have to charge all the teachers in the state.
    Legislator: Duh, say what? I don't write no contradictory laws.
    DA: See you in court!

    1. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Legislator: Duh, say what? I don't write no contradictory laws.
      DA: See you in court!


      If only...

      Unfortunately, as happens far too often, the legislators themselves don't go to jail for BS like this. Instead, we have random Joes just trying to do their jobs who now have to choose which of two laws to break.

      (+5 insightful, but I wanted to comment as well).

    2. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think this is just a case of someone pointing out a contradictory law.

      "Forcing our schools to instruct children on how to utilize contraceptives encourages our children to engage in sexual behavior, whether as a victim or an offender," he wrote. "It is akin to teaching children about alcohol use, then instructing them on how to make mixed alcoholic drinks."

      I think he very much believes that it just shouldn't be taught.

    3. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some legislators parents should have used condoms.

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    4. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      That, or at least not dated their siblings.

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    5. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's not like that at all. He's saying any form of sex education is illegal, which isn't supported by the law whatsoever. There is no contradiction except in his twisted head, where he thinks everybody who knows what sex is will automatically rape. He has an adopted child, maybe Child Services should pay them a visit, if he really thinks that.

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    6. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Forcing our schools to instruct children on how to utilize contraceptives encourages our children to engage in sexual behavior, whether as a victim or an offender," he wrote.

      Holy fucking shit. That's even crazier than the "promotes the sexualization -- and sexual assault -- of our children" line from the summary. I thought my ears had gone mad at that line. I mean what's the logic -- acknowledging the potential sexuality of our kids means promoting it, which somehow means there will be more pedophiles? But no it's even crazier than that.

      I mean he's actually saying that teaching a kid how to use a condom encourages the kid to seek out becoming a rape victim?! HOW?!

      Of all the bat-shit crazy things I've heard come out of the "think of the children" crowd, this has got to be the looniest. God, my head hurts.

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    7. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some legislators parents should have used condoms.

      It's not too late.

      Did you know that it's possible to get a condom over someone's head and that this will deprive them of air?

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    8. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by beakerMeep · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah except this has nothing to do with legislative conflicts and more to do with a young, egotistical, fundamentalist christian DA from a specific country trying to scare people and get in the news and impose his beliefs on people. He needs to STFU and GBTW.

      From TFA:

      The paper spoke to a co-author of the legislation. She called the DA's letter "irresponsible" and said it was "laughable to think teachers could be charged for telling students how to use contraception." "Using condoms isn't a crime for anyone," said Rep. Kelda Helen Roys, D-Madison. "This guy is not a credible legal source on this matter, I'm sorry to say. His purpose is to intimidate and create enough panic in the minds of school administrators that they'll turn their backs on young people and their families."

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    9. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Entropius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is patently absurd for two sixteen-year-olds to rape each other.

    10. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean he's actually saying that teaching a kid how to use a condom encourages the kid to seek out becoming a rape victim?! HOW?!

      I don't think that's what he's saying. I think what he's saying is one of the following three things:

      1. Kids who receive graphic sex ed will catch the sexy cooties and flaunt their nether regions, thus tempting those with no self control.

      2. Kids who receive graphic sex ed will be consumed with desire for the rest of their lives and will grow up to be rapists of children.

      3. Derp derp derp!

      Now, as for 1 & 2, I think this guy could be one of those people who has issues with his own self-control, and projects that onto others, so that the only reasonable course of action is to make all women wear burkas so that the men helpless to overcome their sexual desire are not tempted. This would explain his rationale if either 1 or 2 were true.

      Another possibility is that this guy sees himself as a politician on the rise, and is trying to score points with social conservatives.

      But somehow, #3 holds the most promise as a valid explanation in my opinion.

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    11. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      It may encourage sexual intercourse between minors which in some US states is statutory rape even if it is "consensual". Secondly, I do not think school age kids should be having sex, but the solutions so far provided are not even a band-aid, they just plain do not work. The root of the problem is that kids are bored and have too much free time. When I was at school (not in the US) we did not even *think* of sex until at least 19 y/o, why? 8 hours at school, 8 hours of homework and extra-curricular activities completely consumed whatever energy that could be channeled into libido.

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    12. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Burning1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some legislators parents should have used condoms.

      Remember: These are the best legislators we could get. Just imagine the ones that didn't make the cut.

    13. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just to play devil's advocate... what about consensual rape? I mean, juveniles aren't capable of legally consenting in the eyes of the law... so even though *in reality* they are consenting, in the eyes of the law they are victims of a crime (like statutory rape).

      IF (and that's a big if) graphic sex ed does lead to greater incidence of sexual activity among kids under the age of consent, then he's probably technically correct.

      I do think he's most likely grandstanding for political reasons, though.

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    14. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by moogied · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, these were the best legislators we could get that weren't making more money in the private sector. The *best* lawyers are still private and laugh at how horrible our elected ones are. They then skewer them in court and hug there money on the way home.
      Or in slashdot:
      1. Be awesome in the private sector.
      2. Don't run for office.(Replace this with ????? for old school fans)
      3. Profit!!

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    15. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is patently absurd for two sixteen-year-olds to rape each other.

      ... at the same time. Could be sequential, you know, a revenge rape or something.

      Unless, of course, both want to be pitchers and neither wants to be a catcher. And they are fighting over it. Then they could be raping each other at the same time.

      It's times like this that I wonder why I was cursed with a vivid imagination.

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    16. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is the stupidest analogy I've heard in awhile. It's actually akin to telling kids not to drive drunk, and then teaching them how to use a breathalyzer. His drinking analogy would be like telling kids not to have sex and then assigning them to read the Kama Sutra.

    17. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I'm not even sure whether he believes that this stuff shouldn't be taught. What he may believe is that by writing this letter he can get a lot of support in the next election cycle from the idiotic portion of his constituents who believe that this stuff shouldn't be taught.

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    18. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure. The point is that two underage people having sex isn't automatically illegal, and if they're actually the same age it rarely is.

      But it appears that in Wisconsin this isn't the case! It's actually true that two 16-yr-olds having sex are both guilty of statutory rape!

      I guess if I was the DA of a state like that, I'd go insane and make statements like the ones quoted too.

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    19. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      DA: Hey Legislative Branch, your new law on sex-ed requires teachers to break your old law on sexual misconduct. Please fix. I'd rather not have to charge all the teachers in the state.
      Legislator: Duh, say what? I don't write no contradictory laws.
      DA: See you in court!

      Wouldn't the newer law supplement the older one? The impression I got was the DA didn't agree with the new law (the quote about it "sexualizing" kids reeks of typical Republican "sexual freedom is bad unless it's us at a strip club with our mistresses" attitude) and was using the older (obsolete) law as a bludgeon to try and prevent the newer law from being used.

    20. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

      Remember: These are the best legislators we could get. Just imagine the ones that didn't make the cut.

      Yeah, they end up working as District Attorneys.

    21. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you see teaching kids how to lock their car door leads to teaching them how to unlock their car door. And once they've learned how to unlock their door, they're bound to learn how to unlock someone else's door. And that's just a short hop over to stealing a car. Clearly all knowledge leads to Bad Things (C). We must keep our kids in total ignorance*. Only then can we be a Great Country!

      * Of course, ignorance is bliss. And everyone knows that happiness leads to sin, so we must keep them ignorant and punish them enough so that they're never happy at all. For their own safety, of course.

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    22. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, these were the best legislators we could get that weren't making more money in the private sector.

      Read what you just wrote. You can't get better legislators because smarter people are making a living doing real work, which makes them unavailable. The GP was correct, QED.

      -jcr

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    23. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's times like this that we wonder why we are cursed by your vivid imagination.

      I'm going to go bleach my eyes now, and hope I can get it far enough into my brain to stop the images.

    24. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If learning the FACTS of our physical bodies causes sex at ages under the current age of consent, then that current age is set WRONG. It is one thing to protect children from predation when they are too young and naive to do it themselves, it's quite another to protect them from perfectly natural acts appropriate to their social and physical age. The age of consent should be set based on the average age that teens become sexually active. It should be a statistically determined number. Not a political tool.

    25. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fun party trick:

      Use a plain latex condom with no lube or spermicide (trust me on this one). Stretch the condom using your fingers, fist, and finally two fists. You will eventually get it to the point where you can actually slip it over the top of your head. Roll it down until it covers your nose, but not your mouth.

      Breath in through your mouth. Breath out through your nose. Condom fills with a little bit of air. Repeat.

      Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat ... eventually, the condom will fill with so much air that it literally towers 2 feet above your head, with the little sperm reservoir pointing toward the ceiling. Keep filling ... eventually, the condom will burst loudly and dramatically.

      I have seen this done at parties and laughed my ass off. I have done this at parties and had the whole room laughing their asses off. The drunker the crowd, the more enthusiastic the response.

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    26. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by HiThere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ???

      You mean that these effects are caused by religion, or that you think they would be prevented by religion? I can't tell.

      I know that *I* see the effects as being caused by religion, and not even all religions, but only by a group who are destructive of society in an attempt to increase the number of followers.

      E,g,, I don't blame the Unitarians, the Friends, or the Mennonites (among others). I don't blame any religion that emphasized responsibility more than ignorance and self-control. (N.B.: self-control is a delusion. The ego is not the center of the mind. But blending ignorance with a belief in self-control is a true recipe for disaster.)

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    27. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Kids are branded as lame if they're still virgins at 12.

      You're basically full of shit.

      Divorce is rampant.

      Irrelevant, because the teenagers aren't married.

      Aside from making divorce illegal, which is horrible, the one thing that consistently makes the rate of divorce go down is to raise the age of marriage. I don't think abstinence-only education does that. I rather suspect that it depresses the age of marriage.

      Cheating spouses is viewed as not a big deal even though it causes so much harm to children.

      You're basically full of shit.

      Kids are growing up without any parents because the one they have has to work 3 jobs or both decide they'd rather work than raise their kids.

      This has nothing to do with teenage sex ed and very little to do with religion.

      Drug abuse and teen pregnancy have skyrocketed.

      Guess what reduces teen pregnancy? Contraception.

      I'm not telling you not to tell kids to not have sex, because that's a very effective contraceptive too (failures of this method are either user error -- very common -- or rape -- also depressingly common). Nothing -- nothing! -- prevents you from saying both things.

      The more available information is on contraception, the less teen pregnancy occurs. I'd give you a cite, but you haven't given any so I assume you're into researching things yourself.

      Note that there's other situations where parents do that for kids:

      "Don't drink when you're 16, and especially don't get drunk, but for god's sake if you do get drunk, call me and I'll give you a ride home rather than drive yourself."

      So, how's that war on religion going?

      The straw war you just made up? It's going splendid. I just shot a unicorn with cupid's bow. Unicorn guts EVERYWHERE.

    28. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Informative

      Teen pregnancy rates dropped from 1990 to 2005 to the lowest level in decades. Drug abuse rates have actually been decreasing on a gentle slope. Divorce rates have declined from 0.47% of the population in 1991 to 0.37% in 2004.

      How's that war on actual facts going?

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    29. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The age of consent should be set based on the average age that teens become sexually active.

      Children can drive a car and shoot a gun at age of 10 years, if not earlier. However it doesn't mean they are smart enough and responsible enough to do it right.

      The recent case of that Irish girl who suicided after bullying demonstrates that pretty well. Every teen involved was just not mature enough for things that their bodies were capable of (be it having sex or throwing cans of soft drinks or doing some other assault.)

    30. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 2, Informative

      [ AH FUCK UNCLOSED TAGS DAMNIT REPOST. ]

      Using condoms isn't a crime for anyone.

      The Honorable Representative should read her own laws, because it most certainly is a crime for a person to use a condom (properly) if the other party to the condom usage is under 18 (under 16 and it's a felony). If both are under 18, then it is mutual statutory rape under the laws of the fine state of Wisconsin. So yeah, Mrs. Roys, using a condom is a crime for the vast majority of high school students in your state.

      I hasten to say that I'm not at all supportive of the DA's theory that a teacher who instructs students on proper condom usage is somehow responsible for their subsequent crimes. I just wanted to point of that the Representative made a transparently false factual statement about the law in her own State.

      See 948.02 for the under-16 case and 940.09 for the over-16 but under-18 case.
      http://www.legis.state.wi.us/statutes/Stat0948.pdf [PDF]
      http://law.marquette.edu/lawreview/Spring%202006/Olszewski.pdf [PDF]

    31. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To add to Martin Blank if you feel you haven't been shut down enough.

      Religion---------------------% have been divorced
      Jewish------------------------30%
      Born-again Christians---27%
      Other Christians-----------24%
      Atheists, Agnostics------21%

      Facts suck I know.

    32. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by e4g4 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Teen Pregnancy
      Drug Use
      Divorce Rates

      For those not inclined to RAnyFA - they all agree with the GP.

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    33. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Clearly all knowledge leads to Bad Things (C). We must keep our kids in total ignorance*. Only then can we be a Great Country!"

      I know you were modded funny but you also hit the nail on the head. Religious nutters and other control freaks are not interested in educated kids they are interested in obidient kids

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    34. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Citations for either of these posts ?

      A quick wiki search gives me this :

      "Married adults now divorce two-and-a-half times as often as adults did 20 years ago and four times as often as they did 50 years ago... between 40% and 60% of new marriages will eventually end in divorce. The probability within... the first five years is 20%, and the probability of its ending within the first 10 years is 33%... Perhaps 25% of children ages 16 and under live with a stepparent." —Brian K. Williams, Stacy C. Sawyer, Carl M. Wahlstrom, Marriages, Families & Intimate Relationships, 2005
      [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_in_the_United_States]

    35. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by couchslug · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/tgr/05/1/gr050107.html

      Teen pregnancy has not skyrocketed. The proportion of non-marital births has increased.

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    36. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by tftp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [...] having more responsibility and being more mature.

      Indeed many people make that argument, and I believe there is some truth in it; though there are some purely physiological aspects of growth that are hard to accelerate. However I just don't see how it might be possible to revert to earlier versions of the society. Back then children were seen as cheap biological robots; peasants made lots of them, and plugged them into the farm work as early as they could physically do it. Some of that work was harmful to the children, some died early (though who didn't back then?)

      I see the same problem in crime. A teenager can become a career criminal by the time the courts see him as an adult. This is also a disconnect between physical ability to do things and the opinion of the society about his status.

      So today intellectual maturity is delayed by the society, moved into later and later periods of life. But biological maturity is pretty much the same as it was thousands of years ago. So we get a bunch of young adults who are still legally "children." This means that (a) they are exempt from rules of the adult world, and (b) they are denied the privileges of the adult world. (a) facilitates irresponsible behavior, and (b) limits access to legal help. If that Irish girl was an adult, for example, she'd either quit that school (being free to attend or not) or she'd sue everyone involved; and she could get a concealed carry permit and use it every day. Children, however, are something like property - they are slaves of their parents and their school; they have no choice, they have no control, they have no escape. That's what causes suicides and, IMO, a good share of Columbine style murders.

      Even if we suddenly decided that children at age 12 should be declared adults, can we do it? Today's society requires considerably more from its members than a peasants' village back in 1500's. There are far more ways to get into trouble. I don't know what the solution to that might be.

    37. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Honorable Representative should read her own laws, because it most certainly is a crime for a person to use a condom (properly) if the other party to the condom usage is under 18 (under 16 and it's a felony). If both are under 18, then it is mutual statutory rape under the laws of the fine state of Wisconsin. So yeah, Mrs. Roys, using a condom is a crime for the vast majority of high school students in your state.

      That's stupid. It's like saying that using a scarf is illegal, because X number of people use scarves to strangle someone to death.

      No, using a condom is not illegal. Having sex may be illegal for people of a certain age, but they don't get charged with an extra crime because they also used a condom. Your logic sucks.

    38. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't blame the Jews. Also, your data looks scrubbed because "born-again" and "agnostic" isn't an objective denomination, and you are missing religions that represent larger portions of the population as compared with atheists. Why clump agnostic with atheist.

      Ah, wouldn't that make his point ... oh, I don't know ... stronger :p

      That would raise Christians to 51% and lower atheists to something under 21%. Also, his 'missing religions that represent larger portions of the population as compared with atheists' is quite irrelevant. He's probably listing the religious affiliations with the 4 highest divorce rates or something like that (no idea, I can't read minds ... without direct physical contact :D). Also, he's not 'blaming the Jews'. Dunno about agnostic (you may have a point) but "born-again" is definitely an "objective denomination" in the sense that people officially identify with it and the organizations related to it are populous enough and prominent it to make it a religion by itself, quite independent of mainstream Christianity.

      In fact, I just saw that I was replying to AC and I raise my hat to you good sir for the quite excellent trolling. That's 5 minutes of my time I'll never get back :p

    39. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Religion---------------------% have been divorced
      Born-again Christians---27%
      Other Christians-----------24%

      That would raise Christians to 51%

      I don't think percentages work like that.

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    40. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by davaguco · · Score: 3, Informative
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    41. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by josgeluk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you invented this trick, what did you think you were doing?

    42. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would raise Christians to 51%

      I don't think percentages work like that.

      Ah. Erhm. Well, it's the new Durnstorff method of calculating percentages. Very high math. Very advanced. Um. Yeah.

      Oh what's the use? Kill me. Kill me now. Isn't there a delete button on this damn thing? Sheesh. Just hope no one I know sees this :p. Guess I better hand in my, ah ... physics degree *blush*. Just one of those days I guess .... *sigh*

      But yeah, you are of course right. It doesn't work that way. In a futile attempt to redeem myself, I sat down and worked it out. If a fraction a of population X is divorced and a fraction b of pop. Y is divorced, and a>=b, then we CAN say that a fraction (b + f) of the total population (X+Y) will be divorced, where f = (a-b)*X/(X+Y) (and f>=0 but <1). The fraction of total divorcees can also be written as (a - g) for g = (a-b)*Y/(Z+Y). Simply put (if I haven't managed to mess this up as well :p), the percentage of divorcees in the combined population will be bounded by the 2 individual percentages.

      So, all I can say for sure is that the percentage of divorcees in the combined group of born again c. + other c. MUST be greater than 24% but less than 27%. How much greater depends on the populations (which should have been obvious to me even without the above) in precisely the way shown above. As for the atheists/agnostics, I guess we can't say anything can we? (except that the individual percentages must be between 0 and 100? :p)

      Icanhasgeekcard back now? :p

    43. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the state should leave it to parents to talk about contraceptives and abstinence

      That worked out real well for Bristol Palin, didn't it?

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    44. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by CraftyJack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Icanhasgeekcard back now?

      You have displayed proper remorse and demonstrated your understanding of the subject matter. All is forgiven. However, you must still face eight hours of "helpful" replies to your initial post. Your card will be returned when this story drops off the front page.

    45. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How's that war on actual facts going?

      Sadly in some parts of this country, it's going very very well.

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  2. Sex by sopssa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The hypocrisy in US in unbelievable. Violence and killing people is all okay in TV, but when it's teaching persons about natural human function like sex it's all bad and must be hidden.
    Even while I live in Europe and sexuality is quite okayish here, my parents never taught anything about it. I learned it from school and from friends. And let me say this, what they taught in school was probably a lot more responsible than what my friends told me.

    Sometimes I get the feeling that all of the hate about sexuality is from older people who don't know how to get, don't have the mindset to get it or are angry at other people who have fun doing it. After all, when you're adult it's one of the most fun things to do.

    1. Re:Sex by couchslug · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In the US, religionists hate sex that isn't rationed according to their superstition. Americans, by and large, are religious, willfully ignorant, and ruled by fear. Any pleasure not rationed by preacher or priest is evil.

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    2. Re:Sex by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most of the problem is that sexual reproduction and evolution makes several contradictions with some really popular book that people think too much about.

    3. Re:Sex by blankinthefill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Besides being more responsible, it also has an effect on many negative numbers like teen pregnancy. For years, teen pregnancy dropped. With the advent of abstinence only sex ed being the only sex ed that the government would fund, teen pregnancy started to rise. Educating teens about the the risks of unprotected sex is a good idea. Telling teens just not to do it... not such a good idea. Personally, my kids will know almost anything they want to about sex as soon as they ask me, because I feel that being prepared, and knowing the risks involved is thousands of times better than just feeling it out yourself (which is what kids will do, no matter what we tell them). Teens CAN make good choices about things... IF they are educated about them. Remove the education, and those good choices go out the window also.

    4. Re:Sex by Duradin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's like you're trying to say violence and killing aren't natural human functions.

    5. Re:Sex by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The hypocrisy in US in unbelievable. Violence and killing people is all okay in TV, but when it's teaching persons about natural human function like sex it's all bad and must be hidden.

      To be fair, I think most parents are correct in thinking that their high-schooler is more likely to have sex than flip out and kill people.

      I believe they're quite incorrect in assuming that if kids don't know how to have sex safely though, they won't have sex. I think most of the gap in their logic there is filled in with discomfort over thinking of their children as young adults with urges, and nonsense about sex being immoral.

    6. Re:Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The hypocrisy in US in unbelievable. Violence and killing people is all okay in TV...

      Despite what the media sensationalizes, we have a much bigger problem with teen pregnancy than teen gun violence.

    7. Re:Sex by shentino · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the clitoris, which AFAIK has no practical function, is strong evidence that sex was literally designed to be enjoyed.

      God invented it, says I.

    8. Re:Sex by captjc · · Score: 3, Funny

      They do. You would be surprised in the number of churches that have drive thrus. Where I am it is mostly catholic churches that offer a quick prayer and communion to those who can't be bothered sitting through the entire sermon. I wouldn't be surprised if other denominations had them as well.

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    9. Re:Sex by NoobixCube · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My personal opinion, which is almost certainly an extreme one, and not one I expect people to ever take seriously, is that all religions wishing to influence legislation should register as political parties or lobby groups, and lose their religious privilages in the eys of the law. No tax breaks, or selective exemption from libel laws just because you have an imaginary friend. I'm just tired of religion directing our laws. You know the Australian Parliament still recites The Lord's Prayer before every sitting? How the hell am I meant to feel like my views are fairly represented, free from unfair restrictions imposed by beliefs I don't share? Nobody is forcing Christians to undergo stem cell treatments, but they're deciding we can't, all because they've decided their God doesn't like it. Where exactly does it say in the Bible "thou shalt not perform experiments involving genetics or stem cells"?

      Australia's problems are a lot more subtle, but no less troublesome for it. In the USA, you have loud mothed politicians espousing their views like this, and clear battle lines can be drawn. Here, politicians find it best to keep their religious motivations quiet (with a few exceptions), and they come up with a dozen "moral" arguments, rather than their religion. Some might think it better, because it looks like they're keeping their religion out of their job, but it doesn't work like that; they just keep their religion out of their speeches, giving the impression of a secret, shadow theocracy (so I exaggerate a little, but not much).

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    10. Re:Sex by telomerewhythere · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a short anecdote that backs up your statement, and expands it a little. Two eyewitnesses (one of which was my father) reported to me that a man who claimed to be christian ripped a page out of his Bible because there was a passage in his Bible that clearly contradicted his beliefs. This happened in the 'bible belt' too.

    11. Re:Sex by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have to remember who originally founded the US in the first place - puritanical religious nutbags.

      Utterly false. Nevermind that the timeline is wrong--the first colonists in the US were Corporate profit mongers, not religious refugees, the Puritans were not, well, puritan.

      Actual Puritans (as in, Purify the Church of England) were not as sexually repressed as other religious sects that arrived later (as evidenced by their personal letters), so long as the sex occurred within marriage.

      Moreover, the political culture of the founding of the US was Deist, not Puritan. Compare John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Madison, George Washington, etc. with actual Puritans such as Thomas Gouge, William Bridge, or William Ames.

    12. Re:Sex by show+me+altoids · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two words: Bristol Palin.

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  3. They're going to do it anyway. by samriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kids are going to have sex. That's the long and short of it. Would you rather that they do it not knowing how to be safe and responsible? Or would you rather that they have the knowledge of how to use contraceptives to reduce the risk of pregnancy and STDs? We teach kids how to do everything else safely, but we think, "Well, kids shouldn't be having sex anyway, so if we don't tell them about it, they won't do it." Hogwash.

    1. Re:They're going to do it anyway. by abulafia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Kids are going to have sex. That's the long and short of it. Would you rather that they do it not knowing how to be safe and responsible?

      Well, that is the problem, isn't it?

      And you don't have to look far to see that at least some anti-sex-ed types want people to suffer for having sex. Not all of them, but some do. Multiple prominent people fight HPV vaccination because they see it as enabling premarital sex without the "consequences" they find appropriate. Even though any rational person has to know that some percentage (in the case of HPV, a disturbingly large one) of kids are going to have sex and contract it anyway. To the people making this argument, that is an appropriate "consequence" of fucking before marriage. You hear similar things from some anti-abortion types who also tend to talk about "consequences". The people who think this way especially give themselves away when they oppose birth control, as in this case, which reduces the incidence of abortion. They are more concerned with controlling people's sexuality than they are about reducing incidence of disease or abortion.

      A lot of times, they'll cluck about that not being the intent, but you simply have to look at their actions - are they supporting the reduction of preventable disease and death? There are some, probably, who are sufficiently clueless as to not understand the consequences of what they support, but if they're that clueless, they shouldn't be listened to, anyway. And what can be said about people who prefer disease and death to sexual freedom?

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  4. Re:News for Nerds??!! by sopssa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Excuse me, but what does this story have to do with my rights online at all? Or how is this a story worth of "news for nerds"?

    There is no tech relevance. It's really a local educational issue that stuff like this happens in every district.

    Slashdot editors really need to start picking up the slack. It's getting pretty thin pickings here nowadays.

    It may surprise you, but most of us geeks also have sex. And considering the next generation of geeks, its probably better they are taught the safety things at schools.

  5. Dear Juneau, Wisconsin... by russotto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because you share your name with an Alaska city doesn't mean you have to be as dumb as Sarah Palin.

    1. Re:Dear Juneau, Wisconsin... by Entropius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
      A: Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

    2. Re:Dear Juneau, Wisconsin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

      A: Lipstick.

  6. Priorities by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Southworth also said 'I'm not looking to charge any teachers, I've got enough work to do.'"

    Apparently not. Like the recent nullification suits brought to defeat health care reform, not even the originators believe there is any merit to these actions. This is all about grandstanding to promote a particular ideology at tax payer expense. It's just a shame this guy is terrorizing teachers in the process.

    1. Re:Priorities by moosesocks · · Score: 2

      What's with this current batch of activist DAs anyway? Are they being set up as scapegoats for all of the batshit-crazy schemes hatched by the majority party?

      Virginia's DA has ruffled more than a few feathers during his short term in office. His first major action as DA was to send letters to the presidents of each of the state's universities, informing them that they were not allowed to not discriminate against their employees with regard to sexual orientation.

      Although it was completely ambiguous as to how the universities were supposed to interpret this double-negative, most of their presidents were not amused.

      New Jersey's former DA is now governor, and is (extensively) using his gubernatorial powers to exact some sort of vendetta he formed against the teacher's union during his time as DA. Although I'll give him credit for being one of the few conservatives to actually cut spending, his cuts will have virtually no effect on the wealthy (actually, they're getting a huge tax break), but will be devastating to the poor.

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  7. Re:News for Nerds??!! by sopssa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always seen the comma there: "Your rights, online". Makes a big difference. But yeah, this is more idle-worth than anything else.

    No, I actually think its a good thing. It seems like US really needs this, and I would had been proud of my parents if they would had fight for a more open and sexually aware world for me. The truth is, everyone is going to have sex and 99% of people are going to do it during teenage. There will be problems if they don't know how to do it safely. It's fucking hilarious/sad that a teacher that teaches safety practices is threaten by an arrest to do so.

  8. Same guy? by MaggieL · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gee, is this the same Scott Harold Southworth who was named a "CNN Hero" when he adopted a crippled Iraqi boy when he was deployed with the WI National Guard? Even though he's not married?

    from: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0707/15/sm.02.html

    Of course there are people around us every day who are doing extraordinary things to make our world better. And all this year we are honoring them. We are bringing you stories of people that we call "CNN Heroes". And we're also inviting you to tell us about the heroes that you happen to know.

    So, today we introduce you to a man from Wisconsin who went from fighting insurgents in Iraq to becoming a single father. Scott Southworth is today's CNN Hero.

    (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Ready?

    SCOTT SOUTHWORTH, CNN HERO: No soldier goes to war with the expectation of coming home and adopting an orphan from the war zone.

    My name is Major Scott Harold Southworth. I'm a member of the Wisconsin Army National Guard and the proud father of an Iraqi orphan by the name of Ala'a Adem (ph).

    Come on, Ala'a.

    My soldiers and I volunteered at the Mother Theresa Orphanage in Baghdad, Iraq. I did not choose Ala'a, Ala' a chose me.

    When the sisters informed me that they were going to have to move him to the government orphanage, I instantly told them that I would adopt them. There were a number of obstacles to bringing him to the United States. Not having enough money and not having a stable enough career, not having a wife.

    But I could not, as a Christian man, walk away from that little boy. It really was a step of faith for me to just put that into action. He's a good little boy.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I am.

    SOUTHWORTH: I know you are.

    It's been what, two and a half years since I picked Ala'a up in Baghdad? He's learning how to walk. He's doing addition and subtraction. He's learning to read the English language. He's just a brilliant little boy.

    Come on, work those legs.

    He's limited by some of the things he can do physically, but I never treat Ala'a as though he's disabled.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I love you.

    SOUTHWORTH: I love you too, my buddy.

    Ala'a is so much more a blessing to me than I am to him. I felt a ton of sympathy for Ala'a when I was in Iraq. But Ala'a didn't need my sympathy. What he needed was some action.
    (END VIDEOTAPE)

    And so now he thinks sex education is child abuse?

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    1. Re:Same guy? by beakerMeep · · Score: 5, Informative

      He also apparently sued the University of Wisconsin claiming their fess violated his first amednment rights because they funded such disagreeable things as "Day care" and "WYSPRIG"

      Sadly it seems he won his $160 back.

      http://www.nacua.org/documents/southworth.html

      What an asshole.

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  9. Applied skills by cffrost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd love to hear a good argument for the benefit gained by kids engaging in sex not knowing how to use condoms.

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    1. Re:Applied skills by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the problem though, there is this misguided belief that telling teens not to have sex is effective sex education. Last I read, at most, it leads to on average, about a six month delay of sex activity, and engaging in riskier behaviors because they're not taught about any measures of protection.

    2. Re:Applied skills by couchslug · · Score: 2, Informative

      More souls for Jeebus. All multiplication is fruitful.

      Every birth is a miracle:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeavNauY59o

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  10. Someone needs a firing... by Derekloffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, if you got issue with the law, then take it to the law makers. Don't take it out on the freaking teachers.

    1. Re:Someone needs a firing... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure the guy knows that the odds of a successful prosecution are nil. He's grandstanding for God.

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    2. Re:Someone needs a firing... by Derekloffin · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if there is any justice in this world, God will smack him upside the head, call him an idiot, and send him back to Earth to be reborn to an unwed 14 year old mother.

  11. Bullshit Detector by Spatial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    promotes the sexualization — and sexual assault — of our children.

    That pegged my bullshit detector. In fact I think it broke the peg clean off.

  12. He's another twit by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    using the school system to shove his religious views down everyones throats.

    He thinks learning about condoms cause people to rape more.

    Fucking idiot.

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    1. Re:He's another twit by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He doesn't even make sense in his own fantasy land. I think he means statutory sexual assault--if kids are having sex with kids, then they're being victimized if they're underaged. However, statutory rape doesn't apply when both parties have consented, but are both underaged. It's called the Romeo and Juliet rule. Methinks this prosecutor should read the laws again before making grandiose pronouncements; after all, it's his FUCKING JOB to do so.

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    2. Re:He's another twit by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, statutory rape doesn't apply when both parties have consented, but are both underaged. It's called the Romeo and Juliet rule

      Actually, that doesn't exist in most states. Only 21 (IIRC) states have that type of exemption. Wisconsin is among those that don't.

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  13. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by Derekloffin · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you RTA, you will see it IS voluntary. Schools need not do it, and you can have your kid not attend it if they do.

  14. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by sargeUSMC · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is. RTFA.

  15. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was going to moderate this thread, but I had to point out that the law is not mandatory at either the school or student level. Schools can choose not to teach sexual education. Parents can opt their children out of it as well. That's why this prosecutor is being so fricking ridiculous. If the legislature, school, and parents decide that this education will help their children, who is this prosecutor to say otherwise? I hope someone sues.

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  16. Promotes sexual assault? Have my ears gone insane? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey says it "promotes the sexualization -- and sexual assault -- of our children."

    Okay okay I can barely understand the first part. By teaching kids about sex and contraception, you are in a way acknowledging that they are or will be sexual beings, and I guess going from stubbornly and blindly refusing to acknowledge kids' sexuality to acknowledging the possibility could be called "promoting"... In a society as hung up about sex as ours, I can see how that reasoning comes about.

    But promotes sexual assault? What. The. Fuck? How does that work? Is there a section in the class about how to be a rape victim? A video about how cool PTSD and group counseling are? Or is it that would-be predators will see the worldly look in the newly-educated kid's eyes and think "Ah, that one's fair game, he's practically asking for it!"

    Fuck, nevermind. I don't even want to know what went on inside their head in the course of making the connection between sex ed and sexual assault.

    Oh wait, I forgot, what went on was nothing. "Think of the children" means "For heaven's sake, don't think!"

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  17. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's my personal belief that kids should be taught this at home.

          Public health and public safety have nothing to do with your personal belief. Which is why you will be vaccinated regardless. Newborns will be screened for metabolic disease regardless. You will be ticketed for speeding regardless. And your kids will receive certain information at school regardless.

          Because while YOU may be a responsible parent, there is a significant number of IRRESPONSIBLE parents. The idea is that the government must ensure that this information is made available to everyone because kids contracting HIV, Hepatitis B/C or gonorrhea, for example, are a PUBLIC HEALTH risk.

          Especially in a public health care setting, where it is the taxpayer who is/will be footing the bill for treatment.

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  18. EndGame by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At last, 10 years of Paedophile and Child Pornography hysteria are beginning to pay off dividends. It begins with Sex Education classes, which by now are probably liability time bombs for all adults involved. It won't end there though. This has been the Endgame all along; a return to the social mores of the 1950s or earlier.

    Child porn hysteria is toppling the fucking Catholic Church! What hope does your feeble "Free Society" have?

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    1. Re:EndGame by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Child porn hysteria has nothing to do with covering up priest who sexyuall assaulted children.

      The bottom line is that no church goers can know if their priest sexual assaulted someone and if their children is in danger.

      I mean, they would just move them and still let them be around kids. It's fucking irresponsible. It also means the pope isn't infallible, or god want's kids raped.

      They could of at least sent them off to some monastery.

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  19. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by Derekloffin · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The new law continues to let parents remove their children from sex-ed classes, and schools can also not offer such instruction."

  20. I know what the secret plan is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The atheists and devil-worshippers are trying to convince us that giving kids knowledge about sex will prevent things like STDs, AIDS, and pregnancies, but that is simply not true.

    The Bible, the most authoritative source on the subject, clearly points out that knowledge is the root of all evil. For example, in the Book of Genesis, Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden for eating from the Tree of Knowledge. A True Believer of the Lord can only interpret that in one way: Knowledge is Evil, and it is our duty to make sure our children are as poorly educated as possible.

    Not just in regards to sex, but in other subjects, too. I have never allowed either of my children to attend school, and I forbid them to read anything except the Bible. I taught them enough english to understand it, and very little else. We do not have a television in our house, nor do we have a computer. For those wondering, I am typing this up at an internet cafe. I do this for their safety, as it is my duty to protect them from the dangers of the world. I despise my parents for making me go to college, and as a parent, I feel it is my responsibility to do things the Right Way. The Only Way.

    The Way God Wants Me To Do Things.

    1. Re:I know what the secret plan is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some fundamentalists seem to at least tacitly recognize that teaching kids about safe sex will reduce the frequency of unplanned pregnancy and STDs, but they don't care. That's not what matters. Instead it's about the morality of the act, not the actual outcome. STDs and pregnancy are bad things that punish the people having sex by subjecting them to various hardships and miseries. The fundamentalists want that to happen, as retribution for an individual's immoral acts. Using a condom is cheating: you can have fun without God holding you accountable during this life on Earth.

      In this light abstinence only education is about punishment for what they think you shouldn't have been doing. If you only have sex with your wife in order to procreate then you don't need to know a damned thing about STDs, contraception, or anything beyond a fairly rudimentary lock-and-key theory of operation.

      The effect on the life of the kid born due to an unplanned pregnancy is merely collateral damage, but if that child learns from the moral failing of his or her parents, is very pious and prays often, then God will allow the child to succeed. If not, then they might argue, the child deserves what miseries come to him.

      I personally find these views repugnant, but I'm not a fundamentalist -- although plenty of people in my family are, and they hold lots of other views I find quite odd or internally inconsistent.

      As a pragmatist I'm concerned with the material effects on real people's lives, on this Earth, not the theoretical failings of someone held to an arbitrary moral standard doing what comes naturally in a vacuum of knowledge. To me it's clear that thorough sex ed saves lives, prevents unwanted pregnancies, prevents poverty, and reduces incidence of STDs. More importantly, that actually matters to me.

  21. Just Plain Misguided by SplicerNYC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Teaching kids safe sex is crucial but all this person sees is "sexualization"? It doesn't make me question sex-ed, it makes me question what's in the mind of this D.A.

  22. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you haven't talked to your kids by the time the school has them in this program, you're too late.

    That said, I would be very surprised if you couldn't get religious exception. Sad, but true. I mean if the only way you can force your religion on your children is through ignorance, then maybe you should sit down and have a hard long think about your views?

    And teaching someone to use a condom isn't a sin.

    Your dad covered condom use? diaphragm use? the effectiveness of other birth control method? the risk of the rhythm method? the risk of AIDS? how the uterus works? the treatment for VD? Risks of oral sex? Blood pressure? all in 10 minutes.

    I don't think so.

    Your child might have sex before marriage. If they make the decision, wouldn't you rather they where knowledgeable about the subject? Isn't it better the a boy understands how a womens body works? Personal, I prefer knowledge of a mysterious black box.*

    "I doubt there would be so much fuss over this."
    Not me, sorry I've seen the wackos complain about volunteer programs to.

    Bottom line:
    I would wager 100 dollars that you can get a religious exemption, and that this guy just doesn't wants to shove his mid begotten beliefs down everyones throat.

    No pun intended...but man, it would have been a good one.

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  23. Sex Ed is a needed course by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To not show how to have safe sex is pretty much to rely on either teaching the kids nothing and let them learn the hard way, or teach abstinence in the schools. Problem is, abstinence doesn't work. This has been shown many times.

    And to not show any safe sex information is worse, as shown in in China where they don't teach much about safe sex and this leads to many unwanted pregnancies. Teens are bombarded with images and messages of sex every day, even in places like the supermarket where the latest issues of magazines like Cosmo, scream sex on their covers for all to see. Then you have ads from companies like American Apparel. These images just play on teenage hormones so teens need to learn this since it's thrown at them so much and so often. And we can already see what happens if we don't.

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  24. Condoms and Seatbelts by Databass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Condoms/contraceptives are to sex as seat belts are to driving: useful tools that can prevent unplanned, life-altering events.

    Some people might argue that teaching teens how to use seatbelts somehow makes them more likely to drive recklessly. Or that teaching about seat belts will increase their feelings of invincibility and trivialize the risks related to driving. I would say that teens that are aware of the reason for seatbelts will be more sober about the realities behind them. Those responsible enough to buckle up are those more likely to drive safely instead of recklessly.

    DA Southworth wants to criminilize knowledge of sexual protection for teens at the same age we allow them to begin driving. We can't pretend that ignoring the teen desire to drive cars is going to reduce it. Teens naturally want freedom, want to drive, and they will even if we ignore proper training. If anything, it should be criminal NOT to teach teens critical skills that can prevent derailing lives- and these skills include driver safety and safe sex both.

  25. I remember in HS by OrwellianLurker · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember getting excused from sexual education in high school. It was abstinence education, with no practical skills taught. Basically they showed us a bunch of nasty pictures and told us to not fuck, suck, or kiss. I spent hours surfing the web while my taxes went towards hours of wasted time. It was funny how confused they were about my "religion" that forbids me from learning sexual education that is solely abstinence. Luckily, I basically told them to fuck off and quit prying and they did.

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  26. Why contradictory? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it impossible to have contradictory laws - at least within a single legal system? The way it works in the UK at least is that any new law automatically supercedes older ones. So if there is a contradiction you follow the most recent law because it is deemed that MPs have changed their minds about the previous law. Does this DA really believe that any judge would find a teacher guilty if he took it to court? It strikes me as if he is trying to change the law rather than enforce it which is not part of his job description.

    1. Re:Why contradictory? by Dthief · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even if he is guaranteed to lose, what teacher wants to go through all the craziness of a legal case, not to mention the potential costs for the school/teacher. Its ridiculous bullying.

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    2. Re:Why contradictory? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Teacher's Union.

    3. Re:Why contradictory? by drkim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These things happen all the time.

      There's a guy with an artificial lawn in one town (Glendale, CA).
      They have passed an ordinance that says you can't have an artificial lawn anymore.
      If he leaves it in, he's in violation.

      If he puts in a grass lawn, he will have to water it every day 'till it takes. But, if he waters it every day he will be in violation of the two-day-a-week watering ordinance.

      If he waters it two days a week, it will die. If it dies he will be cited for having dead landscaping in his front yard.

    4. Re:Why contradictory? by CarbonShell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention being labelled as a 'sex offender', which is a scarlet letter that you can never shake and will destroy ANYONE's future.

  27. Parents wake up by zlel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your children are having a lot more sex than you think. The only way you can discourage them is to teach them programming.

  28. Fire the DA by guspasho · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I'm not looking to charge any teachers, I've got enough work to do."

    Bullshit. That's exactly what he just threatened to do by sending those letters.

    Teachers are in a very tough position, especially now that they are being threatened with arrest if they do what the law requires of them. This guy has a political agenda that is in opposition to the law. He is intimidating teachers into violating the law because of it. He is corrupt and doesn't deserve to be a district attorney.

    Some quotes from his letter (via TFA)

    "If a teacher instructs any student aged 16 or younger how to utilize contraceptives under circumstances where the teacher knows the child is engaging in sexual activity with another child -- or even where the 'natural and probable consequences' of the teacher's instruction is to cause that child to engage in sexual intercourse with a child -- that teacher can be charged under this statute" of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. ...

    "Forcing our schools to instruct children on how to utilize contraceptives encourages our children to engage in sexual behavior, whether as a victim or an offender," he wrote. "It is akin to teaching children about alcohol use, then instructing them on how to make mixed alcoholic drinks."

    Note the second quote where he is clearly proselytizing against the law. This is completely inappropriate for a district attorney.

  29. My daughter annouced to me by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    that she is a 'Nerd In training'.

    I have never been happier.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  30. False Dichotomy? by CanadianRealist · · Score: 2

    "encourages our children to engage in sexual behavior, whether as a victim or an offender"

    Because of course while engaging in any sort of sexual behavior, you must surely be either a victim or an offender.
    Of course it is much better to promote "just say no" and pretend that normal human sexual desire does not exist, and certainly not in any one not of legal age.

    I think that the real source of the problem here is someone who likely has a completely screwed up attitude towards any sort of sexual behavior.

    And for any comments about "statutory rape", I don't think that applies (at least it shouldn't) in the case of two minors.

  31. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by joe_bruin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Especially in a public health care setting, where it is the taxpayer who is/will be footing the bill for treatment.

    You were doing so well until you got to this sentence. Let's not pull this into the discussion and bring the loonies out (or give them an excuse to shout that public health care is forcing their children to watch porn in class).

    How about instead you conclude with this:
    Public health also means protecting the health of those children whose parents are too stupid, crazy, or superstitious to take steps to educate their kids on disease prevention. HIV, Syphilis, and Hepatitis can be fatal, but are all easily preventable and no person should get infected with them due to lack of knowledge.

  32. The best we can get in a different way... by weston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember: These are the best legislators we could get. Just imagine the ones that didn't make the cut.

    I can pretty easily imagine that some of those who didn't make the primary or general electoral cut might well have been better than most of those we get.

    These are probably the best we can get... not because there aren't better ones out there, but because of the way we talk and think about "hiring."

  33. Insanity abounds! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sexual assault doesn't have to be done by adults. Just recently in Arizona there was a Liberian girl raped by a group of young boys. IIRC the oldest boy was ~15. These kids won't choose to be victims, they may not even know if they do become victims.

    Those weren't victims, those were rapists, and yes they sure as fuck knew what they were doing when they held the crying girl down and forced themselves on her.

    These children are taught not to engage is sexual activity, but then they are told that sex is safe with a condom. So now little Jimmy may be convinced by his teacher/priest/coach that what they are doing is ok because he/she is going to use a condom.

    That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

    You're seriously suggesting that we will teach kids about reproduction, the sex act, contraceptives, STDs... but that they will have literally no idea what rape is?!

    What kind of fucking retarded curriculum are you talking about that's going to make a kid think that sex they don't want is "okay" if contraceptives are involved? How does that work? Is what you wrote literally what you think the extent of sex education is?

    "Sex is safe and always okay if you use a condom"? That's idiotic. Sex ed is not like that.

    I don't know about you, but for one I was taught about "bad touches" long before I was given sex education (which was pretty early) and for two, in my sex-ed class I was told that condoms made you safer from STDs and pregnancy, not sexual assault!

    You seriously think a kid who knows nothing about sex, STDs, or contraceptives is going to be less likely to be taken advantage of than one who does? Get a clue!

    Or, young children will think it's ok to diddle around with each other because they found contraceptives, and we end up with another girl or boy raped, by children.

    Again, how do we get from "practice safe sex, use a condom" to "Forcing people to do things they don't want to do is okay, if condoms are involved!"

    leave it to parents to talk about contraceptives and abstinence. Which ever the child's parents prefer.

    Yeah and many parents will "prefer" to teach nothing at all. And only the child of such parents could possibly be so naive and ignorant as to have any of the scenarios you suggest actually come to pass. Only the child of such parents could possibly have such a misbegotten notion of what formal sex education actually is to have these "concerns".

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    The enemies of Democracy are
    1. Re:Insanity abounds! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also sex ed that includes condoms is usually, as Christoper Hitchens calls it "ABC education." That means:

      Abstinence is the absolute best way to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Of that there is no question. If you don't have sex, you aren't at risk. So, don't have sex casually. If you do have sex...

      Be faithful. Stick to monogamous relationships. Don't fool around on your partner. You have far less exposure to STDs when you don't fool around. It isn't bulletproof, but it works pretty well. However no matter what use...

      Condoms. If you have sex, and it isn't with your spouse for the purpose of having a kid, use a condom. They aren't 100% at anything, but they are way, way better than nothing. A condom properly used is extremely likely to prevent pregnancy and STD transmission.

      I don't think I've EVER heard of a "condoms only" sex ed course. Way back when I was in high school the sex ed course over and over harped on not having sex, on waiting. They gave all kinds of reasons why (good reasons), there was a video with various celebrities talking about why to wait and so on. Now in addition to that there was plenty of instruction and harping on condom use. The message was "Wait to have sex, there's no good reason to do it now and many reasons not to. However, if you do have sex, please, please use a condom. Be smart about it no matter what."

      Good idea IMO. It gave abstinence truthfully as the most effective method, but didn't lie about condoms and dealt with the reality that kids were going to have sex. For those that it convinced to wait, wonderful. For those that it didn't (and even for those that it did), it gave them useful information on how to stay as safe as they could.

    2. Re:Insanity abounds! by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "These children are taught not to engage is sexual activity, but then they are told that sex is safe with a condom. So now little Jimmy may be convinced by his teacher/priest/coach that what they are doing is ok because he/she is going to use a condom.

      That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard."

      You'd be surprised how kids interpret things.

      I always taught my son to ignore verbal taunts, but to defend himself against a physical attack -- the old "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me" mantra.

      Well, he took the notion that "names will never hurt" to heart and started having a very filthy mouth, calling other student's mothers "whores" and worse because "those names can't hurt them, so it's O.K."

      Er, oops.

      I can very well see children who have been taught they are to bend to every teacher's will when in school to submit to sexual abuse because a condom makes it "safe". But, the problem is the establishment of an authority figure without also establishing the LIMITS on that authority.

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      In Liberty, Rene
  34. The modern way to keep your kid a virgin. by lexsird · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buy your kid World of Warcraft, get them playing it and they will be virgins for the foreseeable future. And they will have plenty of company to act as a support group, millions of other virgins.

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    Take the Red Pill.
  35. Re:Why not make it voluntary? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's my personal belief that kids should be taught this at home.

          Public health and public safety have nothing to do with your personal belief. Which is why you will be vaccinated regardless. Newborns will be screened for metabolic disease regardless. You will be ticketed for speeding regardless. And your kids will receive certain information at school regardless.

          Because while YOU may be a responsible parent, there is a significant number of IRRESPONSIBLE parents. The idea is that the government must ensure that this information is made available to everyone because kids contracting HIV, Hepatitis B/C or gonorrhea, for example, are a PUBLIC HEALTH risk.

          Especially in a public health care setting, where it is the taxpayer who is/will be footing the bill for treatment.

    vaccination HIV, Hepatitis, or gonorrhea contraction. the latter represents risks inherent in voluntary behavior, while the former is prevents the risk of contraction through casual contact. Since we're talking voluntary behavior, personal belief systems which address voluntary behavior are relevant.

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    mmm... yeah... You see, we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out...
  36. Sex Ed outside US by Danish_guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    First off, sorry for the long post

    Second off, Seriously WTH??

    I'm a teacher at a danish public school and what the DA is suggesting here is almost criminallly negligent in Denmark.
    The pupils here HAVE to learn how to use contraceptives, it's the law. IMHO anything else is shooting yourself in the foot.
    Not teaching them these things will not prevent the kids from having sex. I've never quite understood the whole American "If we don't talk/think about it then it doesn't exist!" attitude. To be fair though, it's not just the americans. Earlier this week I watched a documentary about British teenagers and their knowledge about sex and it was horrifying. Chicken skin as condoms, rinse out with cola, eat indian food the day after you've had sex. These were somewhat widely spread beliefs among teenagers on how not to get pregnant.(it's 4 in the morning atm and I can't remember what the documentary was called, but I'll find the link to the statistics later after I've slept)

    Anyway, enough of my ramblings.
    I'm glad to hear that Mrs. Helen don't see things the way the DA does. I can not for the life of me see how not teaching about contraceptives would be the better choice. Hindering the spread of STD's and minimising unwanted teen pregnancies would only seem like a good thing, no?
    let's just for arguments sake do a little thought experiment.
    Based on the belief(my belief at least) that teens will have sex no matter what we tell them i see a few different scenarios.

    1: Teens have sex -> Teens don't use protection -> By sheer dumb luck nothing happens.

    2: Teens have sex -> Teens don't use protection -> STD gets transmitted -> Numerous doctors appointments and various medication that in the best case kills the STD and in the worst case the girl will not be able to bear children later in her life.(drastic contrast I know, but entirely possible and it serves the example well)

    3: Teens have sex -> Teens do use protection -> If used incorrectly there's a high probability that we'll end up as in example 2

    4: Teens have sex -> Teens do use protection -> If used correctly the risk of STD's or unwanted pregnancy is reduced to a virtuel minimumm.

    Feel free to correct these if you feel I've messed up, I AM going on my 28th hour awake.

    So even the knowledge of contraceptives can be hurtful if it is not well founded.

    Granted my students look at me like I've lost my mind when I bring bananas and condoms to class, and granted they're quite shy and embarresed at first, usually we'll just end up having a laugh about it though.
    I even know a colleague of mine encouraged her pupils to learn how to put on the comdoms using only their mouths, both the girls AND the boys(Who knows, some of them may be gay and this might come in handy?) This is far from standard curriculum though and not something any school here would reccomend. But as teachers we do have a lot of leeway to use the techniques we see fit.

    oh and as a last little side note here. We DO teach our pupils about alcohol, both in general and from personal experience uusually. They're gonna try it at parties anyway, so might as well prepare them as best we can. I'm not saying we bring alcohol to school, that's highly illegal, but we do talk about it in almost every aspect. The taste, smell, looks, effect(good and bad) etc. as do we when it comes to sex. The teachers have to make up with themselves if they want to include personal experience or not, but talking about how sex feels(both physically and psychologically) and what the goods and bads are about it, tends to have a lot more succes than just dry boring anatomy facts and standard info on STD's. Of course the anatomy, biology and the STD info is required teachings, but just listing facts is a dead sure way of not getting your pupils attention.
                               

  37. or, we could just use our intelligence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Disclaimer: I am a Christian.
    If you don't like what the teachers at school are telling your children, then it is YOUR responsibility as a parent to discuss what you think is wrong & why. I am all for sex ed in schools, including the proper use of contraceptives. I also think that such discussions should have already started at home prior to this. IF parents don't want to discuss this at home, they have NO right to bitch about what is taught in schools. //sick of my fellow Christians refusing to talk about sex at home ///really sick of my fellow Christians expecting others to teach their children everything, then getting angry when the child may learn an opposing viewpoint. ////thinks parents should teach their children what they (parents) believe & why, then be open to discussing opposing views. Let the child decide. Encouragement to one side is ok. Forced faith is not faith, just a form of control. /////needs to get off of his slashy soapbox...

  38. This is great news for science! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the first verified example of someone traveling through a time warp Space-Time Warp Verified In Wisconsin

    Scott Southworth is living proof that mini-wormholes exists, that they permit time travel, and that, as scientists suspected, you cannot bring information forward in time.

  39. Re: Lunatic D.A. by dbkluck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would love to watch this fool try to prove that sex education promotes sexualization of a child much less sexual attacks or whatever.

    You might love to see him "prove" that until you remember that in his line of work, "prove" doesn't mean "demonstrate conclusively by scientific evidence," it means "convince 12 citizens of Juneau County Wisconsin."

  40. Re:"Religionist?" by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Religion/superstition is obvious utter nonsense and need not be treated with respect. The people who believe in superstition are not worthy of the respect of modern humans. Their drivel should not even be in the marketplace of ideas, deserves nothing but scorn and attack, and is a drag on human progress.

    I don't treat people who believe in imaginary friends as if their friends are real or their ideas sane. The only people who want religion respected are superstitionists themselves.

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    "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."