Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn

Posted by CmdrTaco on Wednesday April 21, 2010 @05:13AM from the only-flashers-own-trenchcoats dept.

hansamurai writes "After being asked about the App Store's recent ban on 'sexy apps,' Steve Jobs responded, 'We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone. You know, there's a porn store for Android, you can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there.' Apps such as Playboy's and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition are still available on the App Store, however, as they come from 'more reputable companies.'"

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Re:Like the sound of this by Anonymous Coward · 2010-04-21 05:32 · Score: 0, Flamebait

I prefer deep dicking some tight wet pussy over but I guess porn phone is ok for losers like you that sit home and jack off.
The Apple "Experience" by Vinegar+Joe · 2010-04-21 08:14 · Score: 0, Flamebait

Why doesn't Steve remove the vibrate function from the iPhone? Lots of Asian girls end up in the hospital because they stuck one up their snatch to enjoy the Apple "Experience" and then can't remove it.

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