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Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn
hansamurai writes "After being asked about the App Store's recent ban on 'sexy apps,' Steve Jobs responded, 'We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone. You know, there's a porn store for Android, you can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there.' Apps such as Playboy's and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition are still available on the App Store, however, as they come from 'more reputable companies.'"
Look, if you don't want to read that, why don't you, you know, just ignore it. Or tell slashdot not to show you Apple news?
"DRM is like the Ford Pinto: it's a smooth ride, right up the point at which it explodes and ruins your day."-C.Doctorow
Who needs a phone that actually does something when you have one that makes you look cool?
Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Getting scary? Really? *Scary*? Maybe if I were really high and paranoid from bad weed.
But, hey, where's my Nintendo DS porn! I demand my rights! Nintendogs? Ha! Where's my Nintenwhores? It's that damned Miyamoto's fault, I'll wager! Wii Music has been proven in clinical tests to cause impotence, androgyny and male shrinkage.