4G iPhone Misplacer Invited To Germany For Beer
eldavojohn writes "You may recall the hapless engineer who left a fairly sensitive iPhone at a bar recently. Well, in a PR stunt, Lufthansa has invited him to visit Germany on their dime after citing his latest Facebook status, 'I underestimated how good German beer is' as well as his obvious passion for German beer and culture. It's not clear if Gray Powell has decided to 'pick up where he last left off' (as the letter puts it). I know what my decision would be."
Ein Prosit!
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
I lost my girlfriend at a bar, can you send me to the Bunny Ranch?
I'm still convinced this was intentional, all the way around.
Thanks! - It just so happens I'm free the next few weeks!
The guy fucked up. He fucked up so bad it's gone past serious to not just epic fail but epoch fail. Apple should just run with it.
Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: Hi, I'm a PC.
Engineer: And I'm the idiot who lost the prototype iPhone.
Mac: Ouch.
PC: Wow. So that explains the sign around your neck? (points to sign reading "iDiot")
Engineer: Yeah. Steve told me I had to wear it.
PC: I lost a prototype Windows Mobile phone once.
Engineer and Mac: (reaction shots indicating sympathy)
PC: Actually I lost dozens of them, intentionally, hoping the tech blogs would take the bait. (casts eyes down.) Nobody cared.
Mac: (pats PC's shoulder consolingly.) Oh, PC, that's because Windows Mobile sucks.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
but not really worth losing your job.
Do we know that he hasn't lost his job already?
"I'd just like to emphasise that taking a million years isn't a metaphor here..." -Rich Bradshaw
I was already aghast at Gizmodo for running a story with the poor engineer's name -- there was absolutely no journalistic reason to give his name other than to give Gawker's editors a bit of titillation. He's a human being; human beings make mistakes. I'm more than slightly disappointed that Slashdot, a community that should be sympathetic to the guy, is having a laugh at his expense. Seriously -- who hasn't ever lost their phone or their wallet?
If, mind you, it was even legitimately lost in the first place -- which I still don't believe.
Should a company that's asking for millions of Euros in government bailouts be paying for publicity stunts? I mean I know a single flight from Seattle to Frankfurt isn't going to cost the airline itself much of anything, but what kind of message does it send to the tens of thousands of people who have been stranded for the last week or all of the Germans who are going to pay the potential bailout money if Lufthansa starts handing out free flights to guys just because they like German beer.
P.S. Saying "German beer" is like saying "American beer". I'd honestly be curious what he was drinking, most of the interesting stuff is the local city brews and I can tell you some of them are every bit the flavorless piss water of Coors.
If it were real, Apple could not only force Gizmodo to take down any mention of it, they could even get them arrested for possession of stolen property.
Nah. The cat's out of the bag, they know they can't shove it back in now, so they have to roll with it. It would only be bad press if they tried to get the info taken down or have anyone arrested, plus, everyone who wants the information already has it, so taking it down would accomplish nothing.
NPR had reported that according to "industry insiders" this was completely accidental. Apple doesn't need to pull a stunt like this to energize their fan base, and I doubt this will pull anyone new over to Apple's camp. What this does, however, is give Apple's competition a leg up on where they are heading with their next-gen device. Basically they had little gain and much to lose.
But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.
Free. As in beer.
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I was already aghast at Gizmodo for running a story with the poor engineer's name
Me too. Uncalled for.
I'm more than slightly disappointed that Slashdot, a community that should be sympathetic to the guy
They (we?) are... I mean, his name is known, so why not promote one positive thing that has happened for/to him in the last week? It's a way of saying, we feel terrible for you, but at least you can get a free trip to Germany and a nice beer to drown your sorrows.
I don't see this as having a laugh at his expense or mean spirited at all.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
most laidback airline personnel I ever dealt with on a long flight.
Well the Germans are so well-known for being laidback...
That's "Senior Equine Genetic Specimen Extraction Engineer" you troglodyte.
most laidback airline personnel I ever dealt with on a long flight.
Well the Germans are so well-known for being laidback...
I suspect Dutch outsourcing..
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Actually, according to a few sources, the original person who found the item attempted to contact Apple, and he was ignored. No stolen property if you attempt to return and the owner doesn't want it.
APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
I don't see how that's confusing... There is the original iPhone (iPhone), the 2nd generation with 3G capabilities (iPhone 3G), the 3rd generation with some new features still on the 3G network (iPhone 3GS)... Would you rather they had called the 2nd iPhone the "iPhone 2G with 3G capabilities"? Now THAT would have been confusing...
SIG FAULT: Post index out of bounds.
No shock they ran his name. These are the same guys who got tossed out on their ear at CES after all.