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4G iPhone Misplacer Invited To Germany For Beer
eldavojohn writes "You may recall the hapless engineer who left a fairly sensitive iPhone at a bar recently. Well, in a PR stunt, Lufthansa has invited him to visit Germany on their dime after citing his latest Facebook status, 'I underestimated how good German beer is' as well as his obvious passion for German beer and culture. It's not clear if Gray Powell has decided to 'pick up where he last left off' (as the letter puts it). I know what my decision would be."
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Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
I lost my girlfriend at a bar, can you send me to the Bunny Ranch?
I'm still convinced this was intentional, all the way around.
I like beer from almost everywhere... sooooo, is someone going to fly me around the world to drink the hell out of some fermented goodness?
Does anyone have any reliable information about the fate of Mr. Gray Powell? Did he get shit-canned?
-Will P.
Thanks! - It just so happens I'm free the next few weeks!
The guy fucked up. He fucked up so bad it's gone past serious to not just epic fail but epoch fail. Apple should just run with it.
Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac.
PC: Hi, I'm a PC.
Engineer: And I'm the idiot who lost the prototype iPhone.
Mac: Ouch.
PC: Wow. So that explains the sign around your neck? (points to sign reading "iDiot")
Engineer: Yeah. Steve told me I had to wear it.
PC: I lost a prototype Windows Mobile phone once.
Engineer and Mac: (reaction shots indicating sympathy)
PC: Actually I lost dozens of them, intentionally, hoping the tech blogs would take the bait. (casts eyes down.) Nobody cared.
Mac: (pats PC's shoulder consolingly.) Oh, PC, that's because Windows Mobile sucks.
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I read the letter and it seems to offer to fly him *to* Munich, but nothing about flying him back again. Maybe they think he'll get so drunk in their business class lounge that he won't realise where he is.
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I know what my decision would be
It's sweet, but not like a once in a lifetime opportunity or anything. Assuming he is a typical software engineer in silicon valley, an airplane ticket to Germany is the equivalent of a week or so worth of work. So it's kind of a nice condolence prize, but not really worth losing your job.
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I was already aghast at Gizmodo for running a story with the poor engineer's name -- there was absolutely no journalistic reason to give his name other than to give Gawker's editors a bit of titillation. He's a human being; human beings make mistakes. I'm more than slightly disappointed that Slashdot, a community that should be sympathetic to the guy, is having a laugh at his expense. Seriously -- who hasn't ever lost their phone or their wallet?
If, mind you, it was even legitimately lost in the first place -- which I still don't believe.
Relax people, it's meant as a joke, not a troll/flamebait/whatever.
he leaves behind a next-generation iPad.
Lufthansa is planning to get him drunk on the flight and hoping he'll leave his phone on the plane.
If this guy pursues a career in tech ( is he an engineer ? ), he may become famous. Anyways, nice stunt from Lufthansa. I flew with them once to India - most laidback airline personnel I ever dealt with on a long flight.
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I guess the thinking is that since he lost one, he probably has a replacement now. All they have to do is get him over to Germany, get him drunk, and hopefully he'll misplace his new one. Which will be an even later prototype to scoop Gizmodo.
After all, aren't C't and Heise based in Germany?
(Yes, that was a joke)
On a more serious note - it could also be that Apple realizes that iPhones just aren't news anymore. Look at their Macs - they tend to just get quietly refreshed these days unless there's some major big announcement. Ditto iPods (the Touch, Shuffle and Nano stole the keynote, the Classic being just a mere footnote). Short of something amazing, iPhones will probably head the same way - a new one gets released with little fanfare. After all, all the major features are already announced as part of iPhone OS 4.0 - all we learned from Gizmodo is what the new hardware might have. The iPad was new and novel for Apple, heads would've rolled had someone accidentally lost that.
Should a company that's asking for millions of Euros in government bailouts be paying for publicity stunts? I mean I know a single flight from Seattle to Frankfurt isn't going to cost the airline itself much of anything, but what kind of message does it send to the tens of thousands of people who have been stranded for the last week or all of the Germans who are going to pay the potential bailout money if Lufthansa starts handing out free flights to guys just because they like German beer.
P.S. Saying "German beer" is like saying "American beer". I'd honestly be curious what he was drinking, most of the interesting stuff is the local city brews and I can tell you some of them are every bit the flavorless piss water of Coors.
If it were real, Apple could not only force Gizmodo to take down any mention of it, they could even get them arrested for possession of stolen property.
Nah. The cat's out of the bag, they know they can't shove it back in now, so they have to roll with it. It would only be bad press if they tried to get the info taken down or have anyone arrested, plus, everyone who wants the information already has it, so taking it down would accomplish nothing.
NPR had reported that according to "industry insiders" this was completely accidental. Apple doesn't need to pull a stunt like this to energize their fan base, and I doubt this will pull anyone new over to Apple's camp. What this does, however, is give Apple's competition a leg up on where they are heading with their next-gen device. Basically they had little gain and much to lose.
But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.
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So the guy who lost the phone is getting bailed out with beer.
Interesting.
I was already aghast at Gizmodo for running a story with the poor engineer's name
Me too. Uncalled for.
I'm more than slightly disappointed that Slashdot, a community that should be sympathetic to the guy
They (we?) are... I mean, his name is known, so why not promote one positive thing that has happened for/to him in the last week? It's a way of saying, we feel terrible for you, but at least you can get a free trip to Germany and a nice beer to drown your sorrows.
I don't see this as having a laugh at his expense or mean spirited at all.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
So getting drunk is both the cause and solution to all of this guys troubles? Sir, you may have a drinking problem.
The thought had crossed my mind that this was a deliberate misinformation campaign on Apple's behalf. But it would be insane to development a working prototype just for that. Now, if they had several different prototypes and this was just the one that didn't get chosen, that might make a little sense. But I don't really see much benefit to Apple in leaking a misleading prototype. I also don't think the next gen iPhone is going to be much of a surprise -- it's feature set will be fairly close to the current model, and fairly predictable.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I'm always puzzled by this difference between English and American*.
It's not a difference between English and American, it's a difference between English and Idiot. Americans who aren't idiots get it right too...
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Take a look at what Apple did to Think Secret, one of the few Apple rumour sites that actually did post unintentional leaks. Now take a look at what they do to places that run controlled leaks. Notice that their treatment of Gizmodo is identical to the latter. Draw your own conclusions.
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Is this just the 4th-generation iPhone, or will it operate on 4G LTE/WiMAX networks?
Apple really seeded confusion when they called their second-generation device the "3G", but got back in sync by calling their third-gen device the "3GS". If their 4th-gen device doesn't have 4G wireless, it'll be a mess again.
Steve Jobs should call Gray out of the audience and have *him* introduce the new iPhone at the unveiling.
It would show he has a sense of humor...and no hard feelings. Probably won't happen but would be extremely cool.
And Gray?
Take the flight. Best way to end a bad week is to fly to Germany for a few free beers!
Actually, according to a few sources, the original person who found the item attempted to contact Apple, and he was ignored. No stolen property if you attempt to return and the owner doesn't want it.
APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
Yes, I am from America, and I would say "couldn't care less" so I agree with the parent.
Another commonly messed up saying is when people say "You can't have your cake and eat it too." The original saying was "You can't eat your cake and have it too" which makes more sense because once you eat it you can no longer have it, whereas, you CAN have your cake and then eat it. But because so many people have messed this up, people have just come to learn that the first one means the same as the second (just like you know that "could care less" was supposed to mean "couldn't care less")
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Dear Steve,
We haven't met, but unsolicited advice from a 30 year Apple customer, developer and publisher.
Developers, and also a bunch of executives, investors and publishers, are starting to get pissed off and could use some love as you tighten the screws.
This is an excellent opportunity to build good will. Don't fire the guy. Shit happens, and you will make a lot of points if you forgive him and let him get back to work. He'll take it to heart.
Remember, Google is not the only company that can attempt to "Do No Evil".
Regards from Tokyo,
Matt R.
I thought the airlines were struggling after the EU airspace was closed? so how can they throw around free flights and hospitality?
Of course, they're hoping to get business out this publicity I suppose.
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No shock they ran his name. These are the same guys who got tossed out on their ear at CES after all.
See also the American spelling of "loose" (being the opposite of "win") which is spelled "lose" in English.
That Noam Webster guy wanted to change the US spelling of lots of words.
(Different AC from grandparent).
"I lost my girlfriend at a bar, can you send me to the Bunny Ranch?"
Sure, just twitter the Bunny Ranch...
Anyone else think it was a bit strange they said "Please contact my team via Twitter..."? No phone number, no email, no... whatever, their preferred method of communication is twitter?
Don't get me wrong twitter is great when you want to send message to a few dozen (or thousand) friends, but I don't usually hear of someone using it as a one-way communication tool to an individual. Seemed very out-of-place, seeing that at the bottom.
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What Steve Jobs should do to introduce the new iPhone is leave a few of them scattered in the seats of the auditorium when it gets shown. Casually mention that he lost his iPhone and if anyone has it, could they please return it...
Not only that, but they already knew his cell number, so they could have called him directly! Oh, wait...
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Do you want to be the one to tell your boss you cleared this guy for a security-sensitive job?
Nope. That's why I was in my ORIGINAL MESSAGE wholly against Gizmodo revealing his name. If they had not done so, I'd be wholly against Lufthansa doing so as well.
But if you recall from my ORIGINAL MESSAGE plus a ton of stories elsewhere, the damage is done already. It's not like his name being revealed a second time matters any more. so at least he potentially gets something positive - a free trip to Germany plus, hey, some beer. And it gives us geeks another chance to reiterate how sorry we feel for a confluence of very bad luck (leaving the phone in a bar + thief being the one to find it instead of some decent soul handing it over to the bartender).
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
He didn't attempt to return it to the owner. He allegedly (as reported by the blog that purchased the stolen goods) called Apple customer service tier one phone droids, who obviously know nothing about it and wouldn't have the first clue what to do with it.
They know the name of the person who lost it--and made no attempt to contact him.
Under California law, they could have also attempted to contact the bar where he lost it (where Apple and the engineer called several times looking for it, according to the bar staff), or turned it over to the police, who could have handled it.
When you find a Fossil wallet, you don't call Fossil. If you find a phone, even if you don't recognize the model and believe it to be an internal prototype, you certainly don't call the manufacturer's customer service line.
You could call the corporate office if you wanted, but the law says, contact the owner if that information is available (and it was), turn it over to the place of business where it was found, or turn it over to the police. The finder did none of those things, almost certainly deliberately. Calling a CSR is just an attempt to get people like you to think a valid attempt to return was made. It wasn't.
Even if it had been, the sale of the item is still conversion in this time frame. The unit showed up at Gizmodo a matter of days after it was mislaid.
they don't? even after the ipad? there is no way i believe this was an accident. especially since it's exactly the same 'accident' that MS used recently for their wii-mote rip off for the xbox. i wouldn't be surprised if they both 'found' it themselves and called the press. who doesn't want millions in free publicity all over the net and the news?
You are aware that the police are now investigating the matter to see if any criminal activity occurred, right? From what the sites are saying, it was at Apple's request.
So, why didn't he turn it in to the police, or give it to the bartender at the bar where it was lost? Calling Apple's tech support line seems like a strange way to go about it - if he actually did that. We have no reason to trust this person to tell the truth, given his actions.
... and then they built the supercollider.
P.S: By "a few sources" you actually mean just one source - Gizmodo, whose interest it is in to present a one-sided story to cover their asses.
... and then they built the supercollider.
If it were real, Apple could not only force Gizmodo to take down any mention of it, they could even get them arrested for possession of stolen property.
Silicon Valley police are investigating the matter of the stolen phone. If this were an intentional leak, do you think that would happen? Apple would be on the hook for filing a false police report.
... and then they built the supercollider.
You're believing the story of the thief?
THEREFORE: Apple will NOT release a 4G phone.
The next iPhone will be a 3G phone.
Tech writers and journalists are really showing their true colors with this Apple prototype fiasco. Not a single one of them has gotten the name right, nor have they acknowledged their mistakes. And don't tell me they're referring to Apple hardware generations. It is universally accepted that the capital 'G' after a number refers to only cell technology generations. Furthermore, at most, the next iPhone could only be the third generational revision of Apple hardware:
1st generation
iPhone---------iPhone1,1
iPhone 3G-----iPhone1,2
(note: the iPhone and the iPhone 3G are nearly identical... the 3G has a different radio and gps, but same memory and processor.)
2nd generation
iPhone 3GS---iPhone2,1
thus... depending on Apple, the next iPhone, a 3G phone, will be either 2nd or 3rd Apple hardware generation. HEY JOUNALISTS...PSSST "FACT CHECKING"
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