Voyager 2 Speaking In Tongues
dangle sends in an update from the borderland of Sol. "Voyager 2's flight data system, which formats information before beaming it back to Earth, has experienced a hiccup that has altered the pattern in which it sends updates home, preventing mission managers from decoding the science data beamed to Earth from Voyager 2. The spacecraft, which is currently 8.6 billion miles (13.8 billion km) from Earth, is apparently still in overall good health, according to the latest engineering data received on May 1. 'Voyager 2's initial mission was a four-year journey to Saturn, but it is still returning data 33 years later,' said Voyager project scientist Ed Stone of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena. 'It has already given us remarkable views of Uranus and Neptune, planets we had never seen close-up before. We will know soon what it will take for it to continue its epic journey of discovery.' The space probe and its twin Voyager 1 are flying through the bubble-like heliosphere, created by the sun, which surrounds our solar system."
I think I can make it out. It says "All... your... base..."
Oh no, it's hit the crystal sphere!
When you're afraid to download music illegally in your own home, then the terrorists have won!
Don't piss it off, NASA.
I thought it was Voyager VI that was supposed to come back and we couldn't understand what it was saying...
"It has already given us remarkable views of Uranus..."
Well, I never!
Either the probe has been out there long enough to become sentient or this is an elaborate trap set by aliens. Either way, our doom is imminent.
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
No it's not. There's just you,me the cat and bunch of smegging rocks.
"We'll cross the minefield under the cover of daylight..." -A. Rimmer
Talk about return on investment!
I used to work for a chemistry department whose *nix boxes were named after elements. The back up sun server (it was previously was the primary server, but it was retired in favor of a more powerful sun box and just kept as a backup) was Uranus. Every time you said Uranus, one of the *nix admins would say "Whose anus?"
Now, what was really funny was this person had a memory issue. So EVERY TIME he thought it was the first time he had told you the "joke". It got to the point where before he could even say Uranus, every professor would say yes whose anus, and he would just sit there shocked and say "How did you know I was going to say that?"
All the news articles report pretty much the same, digested, not particularly informative stuff. The mission page hasn't been updated in a while, the NASA news item isn't any more detailed, and the last operations report was from March 12. But I did learn this from the operations report: they're running the whole mission on less than 275 Watts of power from the RTG units. Wow.
I wonder if it'd be possible to reconstruct the signal. We know what the signal is supposed to look like, and should be able to find out what's different.
"It has already given us remarkable views of Uranus and Neptune, planets we had never seen close-up before."
And, sadly, we haven't been back since. I can't quite bring myself to call this a travesty, but it does seem like a wasted chance to explore some still-mysterious planets. (Granted, it's expensive to send orbiters out there.)
D.J.: I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.
[Plays the distress signal again]
D.J.: There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.
Miller: From hell.
I have no idea what I'm talking about here, but...
We now have much better technology, both for getting to space, and for science aboard a probe. For example, even something like the British Beagle 2 Mars mission cost a few million to make, and although it didn't end up returning much of use, it demonstrates how 'easy' such things are (or how hard things are, depending on your point of view, I suppose).
So I'm wondering, isn't it worth mankind's time to build a (say) £25M long-range probe, like the Voyagers, only designed for the purpose, and shoved into space in some get-there-fast manner?
I'm sure we can argue about the best use of a limited budget, and what constitutes the best science returned for the spend, for the rest of our lives, but a "cheap" probe sent out every few years to do something a bit random might well do wonders for us and our understanding of the Solar system, let alone the Universe as a whole. I wouldn't presume to say we should do such things at the expense of anything more major, but more to foster some 'experimentation' in space.
Just a thought... TFI Friday :-)
NASA guy: "So, you've got the tranlator working?" Scientist: "Yes sir, it says 'My hovercraft is full of eels'"
while (true != false) process_more_stupid_code();
Perhaps the data has been altered by intelligent beings in order to communicate with us.
Or maybe they did it as a joke.
They're using their grammar skills there.
Uranus isn't an element.
What a depressingly stupid machine.
Being that I am not a physicist (though I am a big fan), I am asking any physicists out there if they have figured out how much time has passed for the Voyager satellites according to the laws of relativity compared to Earth. From what I understand, they are traveling around 17km/s. How does that work out over a span of 30-50 years from earthling perspective.
Thanx in advance.
20th century Marxism is not progress...
Imagine if you were still using version 1.0 of their hardware and softwares.
AM I Fucking TH3RE YeT???
The short answer is no, Voyager's frame isn't different enough to the Earth's for that huge a time dilation to have occurred purely because of that.
The long answer requires recourse to general relativity, which I'm far too tired for I'm afraid.
It's official. Most of you are morons.
Will Voyager 2 be home next Tuesday between 10 and 2? That's when we have someone available.
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
How can they possibly hope to decode alien language if they can't decode their own technology?
Pissaw, young'uns don't know anything anymore; more likely a fried 1452 core sense amplifier. That bad-boy left Earth back when a 1024 Bit, 500 mS static ram was exotic, and yes that is bits not bytes and milliseconds not nanoseconds. Ferrite Core memory was the state of the art back in 1977, when hard-disk drives were the size of washing machines and I was a young'un myself punching Fortran code on to cards.
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is not how tongues works. If the satellite really was broadcasting in tongues then everyone on the planet would be able to understand the transmissions.
I don't know about that. I, for one, can never figure out what those fucking Pentecostalists are trying to say.
This ain't rocket surgery.