I really hate things trying to make babies look cute by acting like adults in some ways. This is like the worst commercials ever made -- the etrade commercials -- on crack.
Normally I have no time for all the cynics who rail on Idle. But for once I have to say that Idle really has hit a new low. I can't condone this tripe on the front page and neither should anyone else.
2 seconds out of one day to block all idle for the rest of eternity.
Click the "edit" icon on the "Idle" section of your sidebar, then click the "hide" button.
Look. I know this is idle. I'm aware of that. But of all the literally hundreds of awesome stories in the Firehose to put on the front page, you chose this?
Re:C'mon, kdawson.
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(startx)
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· Score: 4, Informative
kdawson hasn't posted/promoted a single decent article, ever.
The solution is to go your preferences, filter by author, and uncheck kdawson. Slashdot looks 1000x better this way.
Please get rid of this.
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snarfies
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· Score: 3, Insightful
I have Idle specifically blocked in my preferences. That seems to have ceased to function as of a few months ago, so I blocked all stories by samzenpus. Do I now have to block kdawson as well?
Re:Please get rid of this.
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RingDev
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· Score: 3, Funny
Do I now have to block kdawson as well?
You haven't already?
-- "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
Remove please
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dward90
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· Score: 4, Informative
Idle or not, this is a waste of electrons to include on/.
-- My other sig is clever.
I accidently set my settings
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Megaweapon
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· Score: 4, Funny
to have/. show only things posted on/. that aren't a complete goddamn waste of time, and it redirected me to "about:blank"
-- I'm sure "SlashdotMedia" will improve on all the wonders that Dice Holdings blessed us all with
Re:Whoa, hatefest!
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jdoverholt
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· Score: 2, Funny
Seconded. I love those eTrade commercials, too. They're better than actually having kids because I only have to deal with them for 30 seconds at a time and they're always cracking wise.
Really this is the worst thing I've ever seen posted on this site in the over 10 years I've been a daily visitor.
Sense of humor = 0
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Nitewing98
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· Score: 2, Interesting
Geez, you guys are grumpy in the morning. Get a cup of coffee (or stop drinking coffee). This is funny. Anyone that can't see that is suffering from a severe lack of humanity.
Hey, IRON BABY! You're welcome to come to my house and take care of that stupid dog next door any time. Rock on!
--
Nitewing '98
Everything works...in theory.
Re:Sense of humor = 0
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rotide
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This site isn't about funny video clips someone found. There are tons of sites devoted to compiling funny video clips.
This "article" was nothing more than kdawson enjoying a video and posting it to the front page. There was no commentary/summary included besides "When Iron Baby wants O's, Iron Baby gets O's.". This tells me nothing about it. This tells me nothing about why it's on the page. I have no information as to why it's _any_ type of "news".
This front page "article" was nothing more than what I typically find in a humorous work email where a co-worker found a video he thinks I might enjoy.
Slashdot, last I checked, was about news or something resembling it. It's about intelligent (at least respective to other sites) discussion about the article/summary/information/technology. Slashdot is not about posting a cute video you want to share with people.
If you want to do that, that's fine, but find a "news" angle with it. Maybe this was made by a college kid with free software. Maybe it's a project to raise awareness about something, I don't know. But if the editor merely wants to post a video with the text "When Iron Baby wants O's, Iron Baby gets O's.", submit it to Ebaumsworld or another "joke" site.
We're "grumpy" because this was a sheer and utter waste on Slashdot. Ya, Slashdot can be considered a waste of time on someones scale of relevancy to life, I get that. But Slashdot is a site we go to to learn, not have "cute" videos pushed to the front page. The problem is that now we have precedent that a cute enough video with no summary will be front page material. Why not cut to the chase and just have every other "article" be a funny picture, say a lolcat that kdawson found amusing and then later they can put up the video of the redneck rollercoaster because they thought that was hilarious.
I see a lot of baby hating going on here. I think it's cuz it reminds slashdotters how babies are made and how they don't do that activity. So chill and remember: The babies of today will bury you tomorrow.
-- http://www.beanleafpress.com
Re:Stup The Hell Up, Haters
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pudge
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I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL, YO
Production quality
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hitnrunrambler
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ok so it IS a joke without a punchline and another weird-baby thing... but this is not a baby's face plastered on existing scenes.
Slashdot Mirror
I really hate things trying to make babies look cute by acting like adults in some ways. This is like the worst commercials ever made -- the etrade commercials -- on crack.
Look. I know this is idle. I'm aware of that. But of all the literally hundreds of awesome stories in the Firehose to put on the front page, you chose this?
Fail. Epic fucking fail.
Living With a Nerd
I have Idle specifically blocked in my preferences. That seems to have ceased to function as of a few months ago, so I blocked all stories by samzenpus. Do I now have to block kdawson as well?
Idle or not, this is a waste of electrons to include on /.
My other sig is clever.
to have /. show only things posted on /. that aren't a complete goddamn waste of time, and it redirected me to "about:blank"
I'm sure "SlashdotMedia" will improve on all the wonders that Dice Holdings blessed us all with
Seconded. I love those eTrade commercials, too. They're better than actually having kids because I only have to deal with them for 30 seconds at a time and they're always cracking wise.
The slashdotter tears, they are delicious.
Really this is the worst thing I've ever seen posted on this site in the over 10 years I've been a daily visitor.
Geez, you guys are grumpy in the morning. Get a cup of coffee (or stop drinking coffee). This is funny. Anyone that can't see that is suffering from a severe lack of humanity. Hey, IRON BABY! You're welcome to come to my house and take care of that stupid dog next door any time. Rock on!
Nitewing '98
Everything works...in theory.
I see a lot of baby hating going on here. I think it's cuz it reminds slashdotters how babies are made and how they don't do that activity. So chill and remember: The babies of today will bury you tomorrow.
http://www.beanleafpress.com
I'M JUST KEEPING IT REAL, YO
ok so it IS a joke without a punchline and another weird-baby thing... but this is not a baby's face plastered on existing scenes.
This is very impressive production quality.