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The Muppets' 1967 IBM Sales Films

harrymcc writes "Forty-three years ago, before most people had ever heard of the Muppets, IBM contracted with Jim Henson for a series of short films that it used to educate and entertain its sales staff. These little-known movies — some of which feature cutting-edge office automation equipment such as very early word-processing systems — remain fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent. And one of them features the first appearance of the Cookie Monster, who got his big break on Sesame Street a couple of years later."

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  1. So many years later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and IBM is still populated with muppets...

    1. Re:So many years later by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      IBM is still populated with muppets...

      Another of IBM's many interesting phenomena... (do dooo de doodoo!)

    2. Re:So many years later by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but Jim's puppets were actually funny, and these commercials are as funny today (and relevant) as then. The cookie monster video was particularly funny and well done.

      This is one of those time that if you don't RTFA, you are really missing out.

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    3. Re:So many years later by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 3, Funny

      True but strange story - that song was originally from the soundtrack of a french porno film.

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    4. Re:So many years later by Tink2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Italian, actually. Although, the words to the song were French ("Mais non, mais non."). And the subject matter of the film was Sweden: the name of the movie is "Sweden: Heaven and Hell." And if you watched it today, you'd hardly call it porn. More like something they'd show on Skinamax.

  2. Microseinfeld by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like when Bill did his two-step with Jerry on TV...or maybe not at all. Oh god...I just threw up in my mouth a little....

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  3. C is for Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Computer! Computer! Computer starts with C!

    1. Re:C is for Computer by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wish they would have explained the internet for people.

      NEEEEAAARRRRRRRRR.................FAAAAAAARRRRRRRR.

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  4. Something completely different by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Informative

    John Cleese did a lot of stuff like this. Some were pretty good.

    1. Re:Something completely different by by+(1706743) · · Score: 3, Funny
  5. Statler and Waldorf by cgfsd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could you imagine Statler and Waldorf evaluating IBM products and software?

    Now that would fun to see.

    1. Re:Statler and Waldorf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sounds like IBM should stand for International Business MORONS!"

      Both Laugh

    2. Re:Statler and Waldorf by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both Laugh

      and then, uncontrollably

      S:It's Better Manually hahaha W:I've Been Married hahaha - so was I S:It's Broken Maan hahaha - thats a good one W:I'm Being Managed hahahaha - you too S:I Believe Magic hahahaha - SO DO I W:I've Been Meeting Both: Every Day S:It's Boring Me pause pause W:Well you're not Blue any more

      *Both Laugh*

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  6. i apologize for past indiscretions by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    in the past, when facing problems not resolved in a manner timely enough for me, i have referred to tech vendors as "fucking meat puppets"

    but, thanks to this vendor educational material, i now know to refer to tech vendors i am displeased with as "fucking sock puppets"

    i regret the past inaccuracy

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  7. The MAN! by Silly+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See, the Muppets worked for THE MAN!

    The Muppets are bring me DOWN!

  8. Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by DansnBear · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, the first "Cookie Monster" appearance was before this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster):

    "In 1966, Henson drew three monsters that ate cookies and appeared in a General Foods commercial that featured three crunchy snack foods: Wheels, Crowns and Flutes. Each snack was represented by a different monster. The Wheel-Stealer was a short, fuzzy monster with wonky eyes and sharply pointed teeth. The Flute-Snatcher was a speed demon with a long, sharp nose and windblown hair. The Crown-Grabber was a hulk of a monster with a Boris Karloff accent and teeth that resembled giant knitting needles.These monsters had big appetites for the snack foods (like cookies) they were named after. Each time the Muppet narrator, a human-looking fellow, fixes himself a tray of Wheels, Flutes and Crowns, they disappear before he can eat them. One by one, the monsters sneak in and zoom away with the snacks. In 1967, Henson used the "Wheel-Stealer" puppet for an IBM training film called Coffee Break Machine. In the sketch, called "The Computer Dinner", the monster (with frightening eyes and fangs) devours a complex machine as the machine describes its purpose and construction. At the end of the sketch, the talking machine explains that its primary purpose is to produce the greatest explosion known to man. The monster promptly explodes. This sketch was also performed in October, 1967 on The Ed Sullivan Show. It was also later performed on the George Burns episode of The Muppet Show using the Luncheon Counter Monster. Two years later, Henson pulled the puppet out of the box again for three commercials selling Munchos, a Frito-Lay potato chip. This time, the puppet was called Arnold, the Munching Monster. After the three ads were produced, Henson had the opportunity to renew the contract. He chose not to, because at that point he was working on Sesame Street — and that monster puppet was moving on to the next stage in his career."

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    1. Re:Cookie Monster is older than that . . . by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I will add to this that Jim Heson was a pioneer, not only in puppetry, but in industrials. We only wish the commercials we see know were as interesting as the what he made. I have the privilege of seeing films of these narrated by, I believe his daughter, as part of a presentation by the Jim Henson foundation.

      Part of this is that the commercials were character driven, which we know is a workable formula. It worked for Charmin and Wendy's. I think they are difficult to make, and I think it is one reason why the brand carry's so little power.

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  9. Smithsonian by Verdatum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Smithsonian wrapped up an exhibit on Jim about a year back. It had some of the scratchpads used to put together these commercials, and the above mentioned training films. Great exhibit. sad to see it go.

  10. That's no surprise by hellfire · · Score: 3, Informative

    These little-known movies... remain fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent.

    Everything Jim Henson ever created remained fresh, funny, and surprisingly irreverent. I had my son watch sesame street for as long as I could, and I bought the Muppet show seasons for my niece as they come out. The old movies are still hilarious. The man was a genius!

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  11. And RC Cola by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was just reading today about Jim Henson's mid-1960s TV commercial for RC Cola, featuring two birds that evolved later to become Big Bird.

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  12. It's time to put on make-up by MRe_nl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's time to dress up right
    It's time to get things started
    On the IBM tonight

    And now for the origins of the muppet show tune
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXu4P6KpoLU

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  13. Svedeesh Cheff by WoodenTable · · Score: 5, Funny

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  14. You Sir... by hellfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Insult the good name of Muppets.

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  15. One of 'em got re-used on the muppet show by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "eating the expensive advanced computer piece by piece" bit they did again (reworked slightly) on the Muppet Show. Even used the exact same prop, but I believe a different monster.