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Bill Gives Feds "Emergency" Powers To Secure Civilian Nets

ziani writes "Joe Lieberman wants to give the federal government the power to take over civilian networks' security if there's an 'imminent cyber threat.' From the article: 'Lieberman and Collins' solution is one of the more far-reaching proposals. In the Senators' draft bill, "the President may issue a declaration of an imminent cyber threat to covered critical infrastructure." Once such a declaration is made, the director of a DHS National Center for Cybersecurity and Communications is supposed to "develop and coordinate emergency measures or actions necessary to preserve the reliable operation, and mitigate or remediate the consequences of the potential disruption, of covered critical infrastructure."'"

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  1. Uh, no, you can't have my network by WCMI92 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First off it's private property, and private property rights are covered in the Constitution.

    Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

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    1. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Kjella · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, during normal peace time a lot of things like water pipes, electricity, phone lines etc. basically what you call critical infrastructure is a civilian matter. In a real emergency or military conflict the military can send an engineer corps to fix it, and I doubt any civilian has the authority to stop them. This sounds like something fairly similar for cybersecurity. If they need to plug in some extra cryptoboxes or firewall rules or armed guards at interconnects to secure the network infrastructure, they can and will. I'm just saying that depending on what exactly this means, it might be quite similar to what's already happening for other infrastructure.

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    2. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with this. This is worded in such a way that they can't just quietly come in and take control of the infrastructure. It would require a presidential declaration to start this in motion. Hardly something you can hide. It will also protect the rest of the internet that we control in the event of a cyberattack. I agree with the parent. This is a logical step to secure critical infrastructure in the event of an attack. Not some paranoid bill that will allow big brother to sneak in unaware and monitor/control every aspect of the internet. It is very specific in it's target and implementation trigger.

    3. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only covers 'covered critical infrastructure'. Think about how screwed we'd be if China took out all the power in a city. If the taps stopped working, where is the nearest fresh water from your current location, miles? This would allow the new cyber General to fight the cyber war over strategic, civilian assets.

      Now if it applies to anything other than critical infrastructure... that's a whole different story

    4. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by stms · · Score: 0

      First off it's private property, and private property rights are covered in the Constitution.

      Since when does the constitution stop our government from doing anything they damn well please?

    5. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by PerformanceDude · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Hmm - let's for a minute imagine that you are the person in charge of an essential utility (say an electrical retailer with the new "smart meters" installed) and you are under attack. You are not coping, your countermeasures are not working. Bit by bit, your network fall under the control of your attacker and people are slowly but surely getting their power turned off.

      Lets add to that scenario that it is the middle of winter in one of the northern states, so people are starting to freeze to death.

      In that equation, would you still not hand over your root password to safe lives? Just because it is "private property"?

      I'm not saying that you are incompentent as a sys-admin - but I'm saying that there may be incompetent sys-admins out there in very critical private companies (in fact - I'm sure there is - at least incompetent when it comes to fighting a competent blackhat).

      I'm not sure of the details of this bill - but as in the above scenario I can certainly think of situations where intervention by specialist government experts may be needed for the greater good or to save lives.

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    6. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

      Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

      Read the freakin' summary, at the very least. It's Lieberman the Toad that wants to do this, not Obama. (Although, given the chance, Obama likely would...but still, this is about Lieberman.)

    7. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that equation, would you still not hand over your root password to safe lives? Just because it is "private property"?

      Correct. The fact that you consider my services "essential" does not grant you the right to my services. I am not your slave.

    8. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It could probably be secure if it was handled by intelligent people. The Federals have consistently displayed to me the inability and negligence to handle anything "security" related. When we start rolling out our own nets by god they better not touch that otherwise they will have a piece of cold steel up their ass.

    9. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you RTFA? It says that the bill covers "critical infrastructure." Not all private networks will fall under this category. The fine article says:

      But the staffers say that the emergency powers will only apply to a relatively small number of companies, and only in the most extreme cases — when an electronic exploit might cause “catastrophic regional or national damage” resulting in “thousands of lives or billions of dollars” lost.

      In fact, the article even points out that the recent Aurora attack against Google, Adobe, etc. wouldn't count. A staffer was quoted in the article as saying, “It’d have to be Aurora 2, plus the intel that country X is going to take us down using that vulnerability.”

      This all sounds rather vague, however, and vaguely-worded open-ended legislation that stomps on people's Constitutional rights has a history of being shot down by the Supreme Court.

    10. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. If a man is bleeding to death outside a bandage store, I am perfectly entitled to get the bandages and save the mans life even if he cannot pay or the store is closed.

    11. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      this is about Lieberman

      No. It's about anyone that votes for it and the guy who signs it, if he does.

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    12. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days the Constitution does not stop government from taking over private property, it just slows things down.

    13. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Pojut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article made zero mention of Obama, other than when Lieberman referenced "the president" in his quote. This is Lieberman's idea. Granted, if it passes and gets signed into law, then obama has played a role...but until then, this is about Lieberman the Toad.

    14. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Ornlu · · Score: 0

      Who is this "Bill" guy, and why does he want to take my stuff?

    15. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by stonewallred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doubt any civilian has the means to stop them. Most real authority comes from the barrel of a gun. And even though the USA is almost totally made their once respected police officers into para-military goons, with balaclavas, blacked out badges and no name tags, armed with fully automatic weapons in many cases, with an arsenal of armored vehicles, grenades, sniper teams and trained tactical response units, they still are not the match of a average military combat unit. The police still get a minor amount of instruction and training in holding their fire and less than deadly responses.

    16. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please consider that the bill comes from an anti-civil libertarian, a war 'hawk', and a post-9/11 buddy of the bunch in Congress that gave you the Patriot Act, and so on. Yeah, hurricanes, oil spills, and Internet threats-- perfect candidates for federal government emergency work.

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    17. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by camg188 · · Score: 1

      Politicians love to be vague.
      Does the bill define exactly what "critical infrastructure" is? Exactly how would a network attack result in the loss of "thousands of lives"?

    18. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are pretty wrong about that.

      First of all, they wouldn't be interested in internal/private networks. They would be interested in the public internet. To that end, nearly all of the pieces of the public internet are privately owned but are granted "right of way" by governing agencies. This "right of way" is how their cables and devices are protected under law. But in order to get this right of way, they have to agree to be governed under certain rules. This is no different from the FCC leasing radio band ranges and then controlling what can be done with them or how they are used. In fact, participation in the public internet comes with rules of its own. Which governing agency is a subject of controversy but you know all about that I'm sure.

    19. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

      Yeah, I need more coffee this morning, too.

    20. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. If a man is bleeding to death outside a bandage store, I am perfectly entitled to get the bandages and save the mans life even if he cannot pay or the store is closed.

      Citation Needed

    21. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by cosm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes it does. If a man is bleeding to death outside a bandage store, I am perfectly entitled to get the bandages and save the mans life even if he cannot pay or the store is closed.

      That is not true. At least from a legal standpoint. If such a thing were true, if a homeless person is starving to death, is he "perfectly entitled" to breaking into a grocery store, even if the store is closed? FUCK NO. Now don't get me wrong, I am not trying to come off as a cold hearted ass, but when you start applying entitlement to situations involving unauthorized acquisition of private goods, drawing the line just cannot be done without legal precedent, so please cite a case in which a person was entitled to another persons goods based on need, and was given right to take those goods without the other persons consent, regardless of extenuating circumstances.

      Entitlement will be the death if America. Look at Greece. They felt entitled to everything, were given everything, and it broke them. Look at California. Look anywhere where large amounts of entitlement ran the country for years.

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    22. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubt any civilian has the means to stop them.

      What about Terry Childs?

    23. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      If a man is bleeding to death outside a bandage store, I am perfectly entitled to get the bandages and save the mans life even if he cannot pay or the store is closed.

      No, you are not. I would recommend calling an ambulance at that point. Are you really going to smash in a window and climb over broken glass, putting yourself at risk of being in the same situation as the other guy? If you are such a concerned citizen, why aren't you carrying around a first aid kit in your fanny pack?

    24. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Jurily · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is very specific in it's target and implementation trigger.

      You forgot one thing: there's always an "imminent cyberattack", for the same reasons we still have spam.

      Basically this gives the president the power to declare computing martial law whenever he feels like it.

    25. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      Why are you laying this at the President's feet? The bill is sponsored by Susan Collins, a Republican, and Joe Lieberman, independent (and former Democrat in name only). Obama has done plenty that I disagree with, but he's not responsible for everything that's wrong in Washington.

    26. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

      ahhhahhahahhaha !!! As if they needed **your** root password .... funny .... lol :(~

    27. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So was my social security number and it was never going to be used for ANYTHING except the delivery of my social security benefits. That didn't work out quite the way they promised either.

    28. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Borealis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you remember Katrina? Do you really want the feds fucking with your network? It is far more plausible to believe that civilian networks will rebound faster from a cyber attack without federal interference because most civilian networks are run by people who do that sort of thing for a living, with their networks, configured properly for their use. Do you really think some random fed network guy is going to be able to reconfigure your network from afar without prior knowledge of how you have it configured? How will they know your user names? How will they access your backups? How will they know which entries on your administrator list are valid administrators and which ones are planted by cyber attackers?

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    29. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that scenario the company you work for is responsible for getting people power, hence its up to them to make sure they either have the skills available to fight off such an attack themselfs (in this example, unlikely) or to bring in an outside consultant to secure the system.

      I don't see any reason why such a "security expert" would have to be part of the government. Infact, i expect that there are a lot more capable engineers in the private sector. The only thing where the government has 1 leg up over the rest of us is in gathering intelligence - as in, - its more likely they find out about a certain attack than anyone else.

      So a much better solution in my opinion would be to setup an advisory panel within the government that reports on possible threats and perhaps even recommended countermeasures. This panel could also establish certain guidelines for what kind of background knowledge a company should have, and if/once something like that becomes accepted within the industry -- require every company that that delivers some necessary service (such as gas/electric/medical/etc) to either have qualified personnel or have an open contract with a certified security firm that does.

    30. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Politicians love to be vague.
      Does the bill define exactly what "critical infrastructure" is? Exactly how would a network attack result in the loss of "thousands of lives"?

      If it brings down the Linden Lab servers, a lot of people would lose their second life. :-)

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    31. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      and the Federal Income Tax was only a "temporary measure" to pay for the civil war. The government had no intention of it becoming the cornerstone for how they controlled and tracked the purchases and income of every citizen. It would certainly NEVER EVER be used to jail a citizen who they couldn't convict of any actual crime (Al Capone, and hundreds, if not thousands since).

    32. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by smash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      putting "critical infrastructure" on the internet is a fucking retarded idea in the first place.

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    33. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Nimey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're not factoring in the irrational hate some people have for Obama.

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    34. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Yah, but it creates jobs and gives people things to do.

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    35. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If your company directly uses the government granted right of way that allows your people to drive through my cornfield twice a year to get a power pole, generally knocking down a 350 square foot patch of corn in the process, and has a government granted monopoly on providing a utility to my area, you don't get argue private property.

      You are infrastructure and you need to suck it up, there are already laws that prevent you from killing someone by cutting their power in the winter, if this law passes, you can bitch all you want, but you will give up the passwords cause your company only exists and profits by the grace of the government. You don't like it? Then don't use government right of way, build the lines by negotiating with every property owner who has land you need to cross.

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    36. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      Relax, this is "just a bill"

    37. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      The government is never going to be allowed to put ANYTHING inside my border firewall. Period. I will not allow them to do so, they do not have the right to do so no matter what law Congress passes, because they are prohibited by one of those "Congress shall make no law..." parts of the Constitution from doing so.

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    38. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure about the law exactly, IANAL. But don't many states in the US make it a crime to deny someone a glass of water? There is no need to STEAL the water because if you refuse to GIVE it to me you are in violation of the law. Not sure if the same applies to bandages for a dying man.

    39. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about entitlement or taking over of some Goods to protect something else; it's not like a cop stopping your car and taking it over to conduct some police chase. This bill is more like: if your house is on fire, the firefighters (the govt.) will bust in your house and extinguish the fire before it causes damages to the surrounding area. They're not going to wake up a judge at 3 am just to get a warrant to go inside your house.

    40. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by WCMI92 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      [quote] You forgot one thing: there's always an "imminent cyberattack", for the same reasons we still have spam.

      Basically this gives the president the power to declare computing martial law whenever he feels like it. [/quote]

      Anyone who doesn't see this as a HUGE potential for abuse and carte blanche to go after POLITICAL opponents is either incredibly naive or a "mainstream" journalist. Of course, if a Republican proposed this the "mainstream" media would be accusing the President of trying to be Adolph Hitler.

      Remember when the Democrat party opposed the PATRIOT Act? Well, they've had Congress since 2006, and have had the Presidency for almost 2 years now, what have they done to repeal it? Did they oppose it on principle, or did they oppose it only because they were out of power and thus unable to USE it?

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    41. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Aeros · · Score: 2, Informative

      This happens all the time with pregnant women with no insurance going to the emergency room. I mean that baby is coming out one way or the other. But since they don't have the insurance are they not entitled to medical care for both the mother and the child?

    42. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DeadPixels · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is very specific in it's target and implementation trigger.

      Unfortunately, that's not enough to reassure me. How many times have we seen laws "creatively interpreted" to allow someone to do something that might otherwise be considered illegal?

    43. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They "opposed" it to look like they are a separate party.

    44. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Yet the US government does it every day.

    45. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by jittles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I haven't reviewed this most recent iteration but they had a bill like this in committee about a month or two ago that only required the president to notify a single committee of the senate. There was no rule requiring public announcement. This could be different, I don't know.

    46. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by gnieboer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow. So "your" failure to secure your network is killing people (given the scenario above), and you would still refuse to hand over the password to people trying to stop the attack and therefore save lives??

      If your stance is that extreme even in the face of an example that extreme, then you may have just changed my mind on this legislation. Clearly we need it. I would have thought anyone out there, when faced with something beyond their capability, would ask for help if it was really important. Guess not.

      I would also suspect you'd end up in jail for criminal negligence / negligent homicide / etc.

      And also, IANAL, but I think the statement about essential services is not correct. I believe there are legal avenues for essential services to be forced to be provided. (remember the Air Traffic Controller strike, Reagan ordered them back to work, and they had to comply)

    47. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Proteus+Child · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with this. This is worded in such a way that they can't just quietly come in and take control of the infrastructure. It would require a presidential declaration to start this in motion. Hardly something you can hide.

      Whether or not the takeover is hidden is not the point. Whether or not they'll give it back is the point.

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    48. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And look at the rest of Europe... o wait all those countries don't support your theory. The reason Greece and California are in the toilet has more to do with people not paying enough taxes.

    49. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Exactly how would a network attack result in the loss of "thousands of lives"?

      If the network controls train traffic, or a power grid - yeah, I could easily imagine a major catastrophe.

      Of course, none of that matters; since this bill was written by Lieberman, chances are very good that we don't need it.

    50. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You're not factoring in the irrational hate some people have for Obama."

      Not to mention the _rational_ hate some people have for Obama.

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    51. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness, though, this is Lieberman's crackpot scheme to secure the net. I haven't heard anything about it coming from the White House (though of course, I could be mistaken). So griping about Obama wanting your root passwords isn't accurate. Lieberman wants them, to be sure, though.

    52. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is far more plausible to believe that civilian networks will rebound faster from a cyber attack without federal interference because most civilian networks are run by people who do that sort of thing for a living,

      Agreed. Just look at what a great job the civilian oil industry has done in stopping the flow of oil from the broken well in the Gulf by the people who do that sort of thing for a living when the government hasn't interfered.

      I'm not saying you're wrong, just giving a counter-example to the mantra that private companies are better at doing things than the government. Government, on the whole, can martial resources more quickly and get them to where they are needed faster than can civilian institutions. However, that requires that both parties not be at each other's throats during the process. The process should be:

      1) Government gets the resources and delivers them to pre-position points
      2) Civilian organizations then distribute/use those resources as they know what needs to be done

      To use Haiti as an example, it should have been the government, in the form of the military, who got to the airport first, then using engineers, cleared a path from the airport to the city. During that time, basic resources should have been collected and prepared for delivery with civilian organizations working with the government on what aid was really needed.

      Once a path was cleared, the resources were delivered along with the civilians who would be distributing the resources, using the paths cleared by the engineers.

      This is a very basic overview of what needed to be done, but you get the point. A partnership of government and civilian organizations is what is needed in emergencies. Not one or the other.

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    53. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Your negligence in preparing for and handling this scenario, however, would be cause for intervention.

      "Free Enterprise" does not mean "free from all responsibility".

    54. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of this concern is valid, but is being stretched quite a bit given the posts in this thread. From what I recall, we still have a form of Democratic government. This doesn't allow them to simply toss all consequence out the window regardless of what the alarmist posts in this group are implying. Our government is still answerable to the citizens they serve. If the times comes when our government is no longer answerable to it's citizens, then this bill is rather irrelevant in the larger scheme of things as we will have much larger issues to deal with.

      This is no different than existing bills already on the books for other critical infrastructure. I suspect much of the rhetoric being posted is more from the anti-Obama crowd, and possibly a wee bit from the usual anti-government/paranoid crowd.

    55. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by misexistentialist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not only did they not repeal the PATRIOT Act, but Congress easily renewed it and Obama signed it earlier this year. The Senate even exercised its own hypocritical right to privacy by voting anonymously.

    56. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The president cannot declare martial law 'whenever he feels like it'. It requires the approval of congress.

      The trigger for this bill is also very specific.

      As to the trigger in this bill, from TFA:

      "In order for the President to declare such an emergency, there would have to be knowledge both of a massive network flaw — and information that someone was about to leverage that hole to do massive harm. For example, the recent “Aurora” hack to steal source code from Google, Adobe and other companies wouldn’t have qualified, one Senate staffer noted: “It’d have to be Aurora 2, plus the intel that country X is going to take us down using that vulnerability.”

    57. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Is Second Life still running?

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    58. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      This is incorrect. You have no entitlement to any other person's property. You set yourself up for the possibility of being charged just like any other criminal.

      Public sentiment is another matter. It's possible that you won't be charged for the crime.

    59. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pnuema · · Score: 1
      As far as I'm concerned, there is no rational hate for Obama. He may have done some things you don't like, but he hasn't killed anybody. There is no reason to hate the man.

      In my opinion, most people who hate Obama just can't stand the idea of people getting something for nothing (and in their minds, the people getting something for nothing are almost always a shade of brown).

    60. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      There are no rational emotions. The GP's "irrational hatred" was redundant, and your "rational hatred" is oxymoronic.

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    61. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the other shoe just dropped.

    62. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would require a presidential declaration to start this in motion.

      Because the Executive doesn't already have enough power, we need to give it more?

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    63. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lets add to that scenario that it is the middle of winter in one of the northern states, so people are starting to freeze to death.

      The likelihood of a cyber attack is about as close to zero as you can get -- it hasn't happened yet. OTOH, we get ice storms that cut power for weeks.

      The week containing March 12, 2006 saw rain storms, snow storms, ice storms, hail, sleet, and tornados here in Springfield. If Osama Bin Laded saw the destruction the tornados caused, he'd give up. There's no way short of detonating a nuclear weapon any terrorists could cause that much damage. My power was out for a week, cable and landlines were out for a month. An ice storm in 1978 took out power here for even longer.

      Kook at Katrina, and the damage hurricanes cause in Florida. Look at the earthquakes in California, the recent flood in Tennessee. Helll, speaking of disasters, look at the mess the terrorists from BP caused in the entire gulf. Who needs Muslim terrorists when we have corporations that own the government running things?

      These idiots need to stop worrying about the boogeyman and fix the infrastructure in this country that's deteriorating on its own without the help of any terrorists.

      "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Besides, do you want "Good Job Brownie" to be in charge of YOUR power supply? Who knows, we could get a President who appointed even more incompetent cronies than Bush did -- it's a good thing Blago was impeached and arrested, he might have reached the White House. He'd be even worse than Bush (shudder).

    64. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with this. This is worded in such a way that they can't just quietly come in and take control of the infrastructure. It would require a presidential declaration to start this in motion. Hardly something you can hide. It will also protect the rest of the internet that we control in the event of a cyberattack. I agree with the parent. This is a logical step to secure critical infrastructure in the event of an attack. Not some paranoid bill that will allow big brother to sneak in unaware and monitor/control every aspect of the internet. It is very specific in it's target and implementation trigger.

      The funny thing about words and laws is that they are always open to interpretation. They could cite some other obscure law to override any protections that this one would provide. There are ways of using laws against each other to get what you want. Its best off just to not even give the government the power at all. Oncce you give them the power, your freedom is gone forever.

    65. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      more importantly, what is a "cyberattack"? Has anyone defined it?
      Are we going to go into martial law because some script kiddies are DDOSing whitehouse.gov or something?

    66. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I don't have a problem with this."

      Would you have a problem with it if the president was George W. Bush?

    67. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't. It has everything to do with Greece and California's governments spending a shitload more then they take in.

    68. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And even though the USA is almost totally made their once respected police officers into para-military goons

      Blame the War on Drugs for this. Two generations ago the local police were rarely armed with anything heavier than a revolver and the occasional shotgun. Now they have armored vehicles, fully automatic weapons, flashbangs, etc. Mind you, that's because the criminals got more firepower too, but that's also attributable to the War on Drugs. The last time we tried prohibition it started an arms race between the criminals and the police. Too bad we didn't learn any lessons from that experience.

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    69. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      How about we imagine a world in which utilities and other critical infrastructure are not remotely controlled.

      O, ok. Fixed your scenario for you.

      I don't see how "smart meters" which i assume relay use data through the internet to a server somewhere has anything to do with attacking and taking control over a utility.

    70. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      And look at the rest of Europe... o wait all those countries don't support your theory. The reason Greece and California are in the toilet has more to do with people not paying enough taxes to pay for the entitlements.

      FTFY.

    71. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be given this script:

      1. Reboot.
      2. Open task manager - check for odd behavior
      3. Restore to a Windows Backup Point
      4. Add admin user Fed, password Fed.
      5. If, for any reason, any of the above steps did not work correctly, confiscate the entire network and send it upstream for 'purging'

    72. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DaMattster · · Score: 1, Informative

      The president cannot declare martial law 'whenever he feels like it'. It requires the approval of congress.

      The trigger for this bill is also very specific.

      As to the trigger in this bill, from TFA:

      "In order for the President to declare such an emergency, there would have to be knowledge both of a massive network flaw — and information that someone was about to leverage that hole to do massive harm. For example, the recent “Aurora” hack to steal source code from Google, Adobe and other companies wouldn’t have qualified, one Senate staffer noted: “It’d have to be Aurora 2, plus the intel that country X is going to take us down using that vulnerability.”

      Look how easily George W. Bush went to war with Iraq. He fabricated evidence of WMD and pushed congress very hard and started a war. Since Bushy duped our elected representatives into that, how hard would it be for Obama's administration to come up with "evidence" of a pending massive cyberstrike and coercing congress to approve martial law?

    73. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      That is not true. At least from a legal standpoint.

      There might not be a law saying that you can do this but I think you'd have a hard time finding a jury willing to convict somebody for breaking into a drug store to obtain supplies to save a dying man. Would you vote for conviction if you were on that jury?

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    74. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I remember a bit further back than you do. I remember when both parties approved of the Patriot Act, and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. The dems only started backpedaling when it became convenient to do so. They need to keep up the facade of being pacifists, and more importantly, the facade that Republicans are warhawks. They would lose a lot of votes if their party became associated with warfare.

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    75. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yes, the problem is that the Government isn't taking enough of our money. That must be it. Why don't we just sign our entire paychecks over to it? Surely it can do a better job of spending our money than we can.

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    76. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by slick7 · · Score: 1

      The politicians are giving away our rights before we as a voting populace take away their freedom to give our rights away. Securing public networks gives these politicians an "ear to the ground" to keep tabs on the enemy, us.
      The true abusers of the constitution are our employees, the politicians. Why do you think that there is little clamor from the "puppet ministry" about the oil spill in the gulf? The answer lies in the fact that the tail (oil industry) wags the bought dogs.
      When government can sleep secure in knowing that we as a nation of voters have lost our will to take back this government at the ballot box, they will then remove the right to take back this government by the ammo box.

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    77. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by omglolbah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the amusing part of the example you've used is that the oil company is doing exactly what they know work :-p

      Where your argument breaks down is when you attack the efforts of the people "doing it for a living" with regard to the oil leak.

      These people know what works. The problem is that the solution that works is too slow and we're all paying the price for that.
      The same could be said for networking where the solutions that work are known. And with regard to networking it is fast!

      I seriously doubt the government will be willing to spend the amount of money needed to buy the knowledge needed for a "network response team"... So I would rather have the admin who considers it a matter of honor and dedication to keep his network up!

      Disclaimer: I work in the oil/gas business :-p
      I want to strange whoever authorized the drilling procedures that caused the accident... Mostly because it makes the whole industry look like asshats of greater douchery! Do it right, or dont fecking do it at all...

      *goes back to testing emergency shutdown controller logic*

    78. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Troll

      There is no reason to hate the man.

      There is if you are a civil libertarian. Our "Constitutional Law Professor" has proven himself no better than his predecessors in this department.

      In my opinion, most people who hate Obama just can't stand the idea of people getting something for nothing (and in their minds, the people getting something for nothing are almost always a shade of brown).

      Yes, that must be it. Most people who hate Obama are racists.

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    79. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Doubt any civilian has the means to stop them. Most real authority comes from the barrel of a gun. And even though the USA is almost totally made their once respected police officers into para-military goons, with balaclavas, blacked out badges and no name tags, armed with fully automatic weapons in many cases, with an arsenal of armored vehicles, grenades, sniper teams and trained tactical response units, they still are not the match of a average military combat unit. The police still get a minor amount of instruction and training in holding their fire and less than deadly responses.

      You would be extremely surprised what civilians can do when they are united against tyranny. When India gained independence from Britain, they stood up against the British military machine. Many got killed and imprisoned but they ultimately won. Philosophically speaking, if defending your freedom costs you you're life before being imprisoned, you have won!

    80. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "How many times have we seen laws "creatively interpreted" to allow someone to do something that might otherwise be considered illegal?"

      Eminent Domain. One of the best known times it was used in this (ooops, LAST century, now) century, was when Ike wanted the interstate highway system. Nowadays, any bunch of frat boys can go to city hall, convince the mayor and the city council that they can make more taxes off of a property, and that property is pretty much handed over to the frat boys. I'm quite certain THAT was a pretty creative "interpretation" of eminent domain.

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    81. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Entitlement will be the death if America.

      Yes, but it's the rich who have the entitlement mentality, not the poor. The entitlement AFDC was abolished in 1976 and replaced with TANF, which is not an entitlement. But the rich think they're entitled to take over your property through emminemt domain to build a shopping center, and they get away with it. They think they're entitled to pay a lower tax rate than a working man, and they get away with it. They think they're entitled to tax credits (welfare for the rich) and guess what? They get it.

      Entitlement isn't what bankrupted Califoneia, idiots in government did. The DJ on the radio this morning was talking about how San Fransisco (or some other California town) is spending $100k to move a shrubbery! That money isn't going to the poor, it's going into some rich bastard's pocket at the expense of working, taxpaying Californians, and I'm sure the rich asshat thinks he's entitled to that cash.

      Look at BP, who think they're entitled to take shortcuts and disregard safety... oh, I guess they are entitled to ruin the ecosystem of the entire Gulf Coast.

      Neocons will be the death of America. They are the ones with the entitlement mentality.

    82. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the irrational hate they had for Bush?

      Captcha = Adhere So there!

    83. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "where is the nearest fresh water from your current location, miles?"

      HA HA!!! 180 feet! The wells still work, too. Which reminds me - I need to check the covers on those wells. Some damn drunken fool could fall into them, break his neck, and drown. That would ruin the water for a long time to come! Thanks for the reminder.

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    84. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DaMattster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I applaud the efforts of Terry Childs and, yes, he did stop the authorities. It cost him his freedom but he sent a clear message. A law can only be enforced when it is feasible to do so. If everyone en masse stopped paying taxes, the government would be absolutely hamstrung so they count on their populace being divided and thus easily conquered. You cannot have 3/4 of the population in prison! If everyone united against the government in civil (as in non-violent) protest, stopped paying taxes, stopped going to work you would have your force for change. The government is just good at instilling fear in weaker minds. If everyone stopped paying taxes and peacefully demanded the repeal of the Patriot Act, the government would have no choice but to do so like a whipped puppy. India gained independence from Britain because its populace was united. We may never see this again. It is unfortunate because it is non-violent and extremely effective. By being non-violent, Indians gained the support of the world at large making the pressure so intense the British government had no choice but to relinquish a piece of its empire. A scenario like this is terrifying to the US Government.

    85. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      You would be extremely surprised what civilians can do when they are united against tyranny. When India gained independence from Britain, they stood up against the British military machine.
      Not really an apt analogy. A better one would be English oppresion of the Scots, that turned out quite well for the English(Braveheart notwithstanding)

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    86. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      What about the rational hate?

    87. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is if you are a civil libertarian.

      No - we're talking about rational people here.

    88. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by jockeys · · Score: 1

      Would you vote for conviction if you were on that jury?

      unhesitatingly. theft is theft. if you buy the bandages, or rip up your shirt to use as a bandage, fine, but the minute you unlawfully deprive the store owner of his property you become a criminal.

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    89. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why even read the summary if the title implies that a mere bill can give power to anyone for anything?

    90. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, they started backpeddling when it became clear that the evidence of WMD was falsified. Hindsight is 20/20. It was a logical decision to approve such given the state of mind of pretty much every American out there. They all wanted blood and were in fear at that time. Once reason prevailed and time was allowed for a little sanity to return, the landscape changed, and not only in congress.

    91. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by sconeu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Parent isn't kidding. Please see Kelo v. City of New London.

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    92. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking for a long time that it might make sense to convert the internet backbone within the US into a public utility. If that were the case then any federal take-over during wartime would make perfect sense, along with the other utilities you mention. It would also give the government a clear line of what networks they could control (only the parts that are under the public utilities).

    93. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Wow, you are a heartless SOB. Does your black and white view of the world really not allow for extenuating circumstances? You are seriously going to claim that a glass window and some first aid supplies are worth more than a human life?

      I would break into a store to save a human life without hesitation and stand before a jury of my peers to justify my conduct. Were I the store owner I wouldn't even press charges in this scenario.

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    94. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. Could you please add some <sarcasm> tags to clarify? ;)

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    95. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by jockeys · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I wouldn't try to save a life. I'm saying I wouldn't resort to stealing. Worst case scenario, I'd pay for the bandages AND a new window, because otherwise I'm just another worthless thief.

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    96. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of eminent domain?

    97. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has to be, hands-down, the most naive perspective on the planet. The US gov. is taking power (read: freedom) from its citizens by the day. Lifelong politicians and bureaucrats like Lieberman are desecrating the very freedom the founding fathers of American fought and died to gain. He should be immediately evicted from his position, given a broom, and told to sweep New York if he'd like to add value. Power is neigh impossible to extract from a government, once given.

      American needs fewer laws, not more.

    98. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by operagost · · Score: 1
      If people realized that they had to pay their for their "entitlements", they wouldn't support the government control necessary to provide them. Since people are greedy, they believe it when told that they'll get everything for free and we'll make the "rich" pay their fair share*.

      * In the USA, the top 25% of earners (these are households earning $66K and up-- not what most would consider "rich") pay 87% of the taxes. Those earning $32K or less essentially pay no taxes: it's less than 3%.

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    99. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Borealis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BP is probably not a good analogy to this as there is to my knowledge no evidence that federal involvement from the initial blow out would have made any difference. The feds don't have a solution to capping the well either (and in fact failed rather disastrously in keeping BP in compliance with existing government overseen safety regulations).

      I concur that both feds and civilians would work better in concert than opposition, but for civilian networks you are dealing with an area in which the feds have absolutely no expertise. Every network is configured differently, with different requirements, different hardware and different security concerns. To allow feds access to those networks under the auspices of "security" is a ludicrous proposition. If the feds want to improve security they should look at the government computers (which most government offices receive a failing security grade for) and concentrate on making sure that there is absolutely no kind of all encompassing override (like a government backdoor) that could be exploited by attackers.

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    100. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      To be honest, there is so much irrational hatred for Obama, that it's a little tough picking out the rational hatred. So far, the man has only done two things that I dislike a lot. He favors ACTA, and he favors amnesty for illegal aliens. Other than that, he doesn't appear to have done much of anything that warrants hatred.

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    101. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

      The trigger for this bill is also very specific.

      That's not at all clear. An actual bill number would let us check the text, all we have in TFA is two characterizations by staffers which disagree, and you've pulled the one favorable to your position and ignored the other:

      As to the trigger in this bill, from TFA:

      "In order for the President to declare such an emergency, there would have to be knowledge both of a massive network flaw — and information that someone was about to leverage that hole to do massive harm. For example, the recent “Aurora” hack to steal source code from Google, Adobe and other companies wouldn’t have qualified, one Senate staffer noted: “It’d have to be Aurora 2, plus the intel that country X is going to take us down using that vulnerability.”

      See, that sounds somewhat narrowly applicable. But if you keep reading the following paragraph in TFA, you'd see another staffer suggesting that something like the Conficker worm might have triggered based on unspecific evidence that "hackers" were looking to "leverage" it in some way (not the kind of specific "country X" kind of requirement the first staffer suggested):

      A second staffer suggested that evidence of hackers looking to leverage something like the massive Conficker worm — which infected millions of machines and was seemingly poised in April 2009 to unleash something nefarious — might trigger the bill’s emergency provisions. “You could argue there’s some threat information built in there,” the staffer said.

      So, given that the staffers quoted in TFA don't agree -- and, frankly, even if they did -- maybe we shouldn't take the most inoffensive characterization in TFA as being an accurate reflection of the bill.

      People complain that politicians lie too much, but you know -- if people didn't just accept the most comforting thing they or their staffers said on faith, maybe they wouldn't keep lying.

    102. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      I agree with both parents. The laws of armed conflict must be extrapolated from the physical world to the logical one if the US is going to combat it's enemies. They are already attacking in ways that would be unacceptable in the physical world, yet our laws have not caught up with them.

      Who here believes that if there was a foreign mititary trying to enter the country through some guy's private beach or some rancher's land, the federal government wouldn't give a second thought to sending the military onto that piece of land to defend it, (and the civilian welcoming it)? That has to apply in the digital world as well. If your personal network is contested battle space, the government isn't going to give it to the enemy just because you are our citizen and not the enemy's.

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    103. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Worst case scenario, I'd pay for the bandages AND a new window, because otherwise I'm just another worthless thief.

      Did I say that I wouldn't do this? All I said was that if a human life is on the line you would be justified in breaking into a drug store to obtain needed supplies to keep that person alive until help could arrive.

      The ends do justify the means sometimes. Your view seemed excessively black and white to me. Would you also argue in favor of writing speeding tickets to the man driving his wife to the hospital as she goes into labor? If I'm lost in the wilderness and close to freezing to death should I be charged with breaking and entering if I come across a locked cabin and seek shelter inside of it? What if I kill some animal outside of hunting season in that same scenario to feed myself?

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    104. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually no, I would have no problem with this regardless of who was president. This is a logical step in the event of an attack. Coordination at such times from a higher source is necessary, otherwise individual attempts would probably prove ineffective given how fast information moves over the net.

      I really don't see how which president is in power, either then or now is relevant if the proposed plan makes sense, and it does make sense to me, as I would consider the interent a critical infrastructure for communication, just like power, water, etc.

    105. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pnuema · · Score: 1
      I will admit, he has disappointed me in some of his positions. It is a long jump from "disappointment" to "hatred". I still maintain that he has done nothing that should inspire "hatred".

      And as far as disappointments go, whenever I think of things I wish he would have done differently, I think of how McCain would have handled the same situation...

    106. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some courts consider a portscan to be a cyberattack, or at least an attempt of such, unfortunately.

    107. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Nathanbp · · Score: 1

      Well, since tax rates in the US are the lowest they've been for decades, I'm not sure what you have to complain about.

    108. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tmosley · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of midwives still practicing, and for much less than the cost of a hospital.

      Consider that medical care in this country has been marching down the road to fascism for a hundred years, and we are nearing the end point where the entire system falls apart.

    109. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the government has interfered. They have told them what they cannot do. Some things that might have helped early on were denied by the government. Private enterprises have a vested interest in getting things done quickly and done right. It serves their bottom line to do it this way. The government on the other hand only does what is politically beneficial at 'that' time. Thus the bright idea of starting a criminal investigation before the problem is even solved. Who thinks this is a good idea... Get a company to do something for you as a 'partner' and then while they are doing that, start a criminal investigation against them.

    110. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the key words there are "in a real emergency or military conflict". in those situations, it is easily observable by the public at large whether or not there is actually an emergency. that is not the case with a 'cybersecurity emergency". if our national infrastructure is threatened by the vulnerability of network infrastructure, perhaps we shouldn't rely on the network infrastructure? seriously, there is no need for this. in the case of a breach, you think the electric companies are going to stand idly by and let it happen? hell no! seriously again, is there a sith lord in D.C. controlling the minds of our senators? will freedom, liberty, and democracy die with thunderous applause?

    111. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tmosley · · Score: 1

      What if they break in every day, and eventually run the store out of business? What if the store owner and his family starve to death as a result?

      Going to extremes in these scenarios doesn't always useful. Private property is private property, and failure to recognize that destroys entire civilizations. Once thievery becomes acceptable, it becomes commonplace. Once it becomes commonplace, then there is no longer an incentive for people to work for a living, as they will simply have everything taken from them. It's easier to just join the looters. Eventually, there is nothing left to loot, and everyone dies. Congratulations, you just destroyed civilization, because you failed to recognize natural rights.

    112. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by ridgecritter · · Score: 1

      "Necessity" is a recognized legal defense that can be asserted successfully in some circumstances. The circumstance you describe would very likely support use of "necessity" as a defense to the charge(s) of B&E, burglary, etc. in procuring Band-Aids to save a life. This isn't about entitlement.

    113. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tmosley · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, those stupid rich people, expecting to be able to keep what they earn! Don't they know that we NEED what they have!?

      I also love how you cite the foolishness of Democrats and then complain that it is the neocons that are destroying the country. SURPRISE! It's both! And you're helping, by being a partisan! You think your ignorant sociopaths are better than the other guys ignorant sociopaths. THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE!

    114. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by operagost · · Score: 1

      Who knows, we could get a President who appointed even more incompetent cronies than Bush did

      Uh... he's in there right now! He has an attorney general and director of homeland security who both admitted they hadn't gotten around to reading the Arizona immigration law. This didn't stop them from criticizing it. He has appointed several former Goldman Sachs people. He appointed his personal attorney's wife to be communications director. You'll remember Ms. Dunn as the nice lady who asked us to report anyone who spread "misinformation" to flag@whitehouse.gov. And, of course, now we find out that the White House (I won't pin it directly on the President yet-- although the law says indirect action is also felonious) offered appointments to TWO candidates if they would quit their primary races.

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    115. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      No, the second quote said 'suggested' and 'might'. That to me simply smacks of a news site trying to drum up drama, as those are common buzzwords for 'unconfirmed' stories to get people stoked up.

      That second "quote" (even though it's not a direct quote per the article) is directly contradicted by the first, which has much more detail as to specific triggers and which IS a direct quote. In this case, I simply took the quote that was obviously more knowledgeable. The second staffer obviously didn't have intimate knowledge of what those triggers were. Per the first quote, they couldn't do this on a simple suspicion. they would need specific data pointing to a mass attach from X, Y, and Z using 'T' vector of attack.

      You assume every staffer is all briefed on all data so everyone is on the same page? I would imagine he has a large group of staffers, and not all of them will be up to speed, in every aspect of every discussion going on at every minute of every day. Nothing nefarious. It could even be poor communication skill on the part of the second staffer. That doesn't make the first more detail complete quote less accurate.

      Let me ask you, did you feel uncomfortable with the fact that they already have this authority with your electric infrastructure? Your water? You're local emergency services? This is no different.

    116. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tmosley · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hasn't killed anybody, eh? I guess you missed the part where he has authorize God knows how many targeted killings of his "enemies", disregarding all semblance of law. That's not to mention all the Iraqis he's killed by not pulling out of Iraq like he promised (he said we would be out by last week, we've still got ~90K soldiers there).

      Obama's hands are just as stained with blood as any of our recent dictators-in-chief. If you can't see that, then you are just a partisan hack. BTW, I hated Bush too.

    117. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by operagost · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, there is no rational hate for Obama. He may have done some things you don't like, but he hasn't killed anybody.

      Murder is the only justifiable reason for hatred? I'll let the victims of theft, fraud, assault, harassment, and rape know they have to stop the hatin'.

      In my opinion, most people who hate Obama just can't stand the idea of people getting something for nothing

      Yeah, that's a problem, don't you think? Actually, the problem is that the government is TAKING something for nothing.

      (and in their minds, the people getting something for nothing are almost always a shade of brown).

      Who let Janeane Garofalo in here?

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    118. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by htdrifter · · Score: 1

      If the taps stopped working, where is the nearest fresh water from your current location, miles?

      Water is delivered by gravity from tanks in most places. The pumping stations that fill the tanks have backup power sources. My backup supply of water is on my property, along with my backup power, backup food, etc.

      There is no excuse for using the Internet for controlling anything critical. The Internet is in the same security class as the billboards along the highway.

      If the attack was from outside the country then you drop that countries IP at the gateways.

      The government wants control of the Internet because they want control of everything. That's the nature of governments.

    119. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Internet backbones are now "critical infrastructure", just like electrical supplies.

    120. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by jockeys · · Score: 1

      Did I say that I wouldn't do this? All I said was that if a human life is on the line you would be justified in breaking into a drug store to obtain needed supplies to keep that person alive until help could arrive.

      The ends do justify the means sometimes. Your view seemed excessively black and white to me. Would you also argue in favor of writing speeding tickets to the man driving his wife to the hospital as she goes into labor? If I'm lost in the wilderness and close to freezing to death should I be charged with breaking and entering if I come across a locked cabin and seek shelter inside of it? What if I kill some animal outside of hunting season in that same scenario to feed myself?

      to answer your questions:

      1. you didn't say you WOULD, either, which (to me) implies that you did not. if you made restitution to the store owner, I would not favor conviction for breaking and entering, because you have (attempted to) made whole the store owner.
      2. my view may seem that way to you, but I suspect we will have to agree to disagree. my personal philosophy is uncompromising when it comes to unlawfully depriving others of their property.
      3. there are many well established precedents for the pregnant woman scenario, in any event speeding tickets are a civil matter rather than a criminal one. personally, I would not speed, because causing a car wreck isn't going to help anyone; but this is only the way my wife and I have planned (yes, we've had this discussion) the scenario, and we have decided that driving the speed limit gets us to the hospital fast enough that increasing the risk of collision does not merit the small amount of time gained.
      4. if you break into the cabin to save your life, you have still broken into the cabin. presumably, you prefer a misdemeanor charge to death, and that's why you made the decision. a charitable cabin owner may not press charges, or may only ask you to pay for his broken door, but this does not change the fact that you DID break the law.
      5. there are many animals that can be killed for food year 'round and are not classified as game animals. furthermore, the act of unlicensed hunting is usually a civil matter punishable by a small monetary fine (in my state, anyhow) and again, you have presumably made the choice to risk a fine rather than starve or find a non-limited animal.

      In the end, the law is the law. Just like every other aspect of life, you must weight the risks and consequences with the gains to be made and decide whatever you decide. I'm not saying I wouldn't make some of the same choices, but I'm not going to delude myself into thinking they aren't against the law.

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    121. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you think only the goverment has the knowledge and expertise to prevent, mitigate, or clean up the damage caused by a cyber-attack?

      Stop the Idolatry! Politicians and Big Government are not gods! Stop worshiping and placing all you faith in them! Your faith is better placed in yourselves and the capacity of self-interest to motivate change.

    122. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What "extremes"? I made one example of extenuating circumstances that would excuse an action that would otherwise be a crime. There are others that I could have made. Are you seriously going to tell me that if you were watching someone bleed to death and lacked the supplies to halt that bleeding you wouldn't take steps to procure them? I'm all for property rights but I'm also for exercising common sense. Common sense says that a human life is worth more than a window and some supplies. After the the incident is over one would have to reimburse the store owner for the cost of the window and whatever supplies were taken -- but in the here and now the human life trumps the store owners property rights.

      Let me make a real world example for you. A few weeks ago there was an accidental shooting in Gander Mountain. Some idiot employee was playing around with an "unloaded" gun and shot himself. Another employee obtained a first aid kit off the store shelf and used it to tend to his wounds until the EMTs arrived. Would you really condemn that man because he didn't take the first aid kit up to the register and pay for it before tending to his co-workers wounds?

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    123. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Then clearly he and his family are at fault for not breaking into a grocery store. They ARE starving to death, after all.

      Life sucks, and I have the utmost amount of condolences for the friends and family of imaginary person A, but people die, such that it's the one thing we all do equally well. People just need to realize that life isn't a right guaranteed by our or any government.

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    124. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are a logical choice to handle something that would be national in scale. It's not like we can go to the local corner cyberattack store and order a China CyberAttack Cleanser to fix it.

      Have you forgotten their role in actually establishing the internet infrastructure to begin with or is that just an inconvenient truth?

    125. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by haxney · · Score: 1

      Hmm - let's for a minute imagine that you are the person in charge of an essential utility (say an electrical retailer with the new "smart meters" installed) and you are under attack. You are not coping, your countermeasures are not working. Bit by bit, your network fall under the control of your attacker and people are slowly but surely getting their power turned off.

      Ah, you're looking for Bruce Schneier's essay on the dangers of worst-case thinking. Are smart meters actually going to be able to shut off power remotely? Are power systems actually going to be that vulnerable to a wide-scale attack? Maybe, maybe not, but imagining a worst-case scenario and then creating policy based on it is still just creating policy based on something imaginary. Would you give the president the power to order all adults under 5 feet to a volcano just because I can imagine Sauron's armies attacking the Pentagon?

      Lets add to that scenario that it is the middle of winter in one of the northern states, so people are starting to freeze to death.

      So in this fantasy future, all blankets, coats, and things-which-can-be-burnt-to-generate-heat have been lost to the mists of time? I'm sorry, but I don't buy that this scenario is actually realistic.

      And that's not even taking into account the fact that this will be abused should it pass.

    126. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you, did you feel uncomfortable with the fact that they already have this authority with your electric infrastructure? Your water? You're local emergency services? This is no different.

      Yes, it is different. People don't put their data in their water lines, or on their power lines.

      Presumably, this would cover cellphone networks, which again are significantly different to water and power.

      Does the definition of a private network include my LAN?

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    127. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A believe federal law doesn't allow any emergency room to deny treatment for ANY emergency if the person can't pay. Now, the ER can go after the person for the money after treatment is done, but they aren't allowed to say "Hey, we aren't treating that bullet wound until we verify your credit card."

    128. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Taking away my free choice to decide whether or not I want to enrich the pockets of an insurance company and breaking his "no tax increases on people making <$250,000" promise isn't enough to inspire some hatred?

      I really don't understand people sometimes. Bush had his car egged during his first inauguration and I don't recall hearing much outrage at the time. Obama has actually been in office long enough to do things that have pissed off large segments of the country and you can't understand why people hate him?

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    129. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      That is not true. At least from a legal standpoint. If such a thing were true, if a homeless person is starving to death, is he "perfectly entitled" to breaking into a grocery store, even if the store is closed? FUCK NO.

      Legally, no, because there are alternatives which should be encouraged. To me though, that doesn't mean that he would be a bad guy to break into a grocery store if he, for instance, were living in such a selfish society that there were no food stamps or homeless shelters. I mean, I know what virtually everyone would do if they were starving outside a grocery store with no legal means of feeding themselves, and it isn't "respect the law and die."

      so please cite a case in which a person was entitled to another persons goods based on need, and was given right to take those goods without the other persons consent, regardless of extenuating circumstances.

      Drafts, imprisonment, and taxes.

      Look at California. Look anywhere where large amounts of entitlement ran the country for years.

      You're oversimplifying it to say that California's problems were caused entirely by entitlements. It was a mixture of incompetence and greed. People thought taxes were too high, got greedy, and incompetently made raising taxes all but impossible. Politicians got greedy and promised too much to greedy law enforcement unions who helped them win elections.

      Also worth pointing out that California pays far more to the federal government than it gets back, in contrast to many red states, and the amount it pays into the federal system dwarfs the budget shortfall. To me, that doesn't seem like a state with an entitlement problem.

    130. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those stupid rich people, expecting to be able to keep what they earn!

      Taxes pay for government. Government does little for the poor, much for the rich. A poor man on the east side doesn't have much to steal, if his house is burglarized they're not going to catch the burglar anyway. Meanwhile the cops are hassling him. The police do almost nothing to help the poor; they exist almost solely for the benefit of the rich.

      If I get robbed there's little chance the robber will be caught. If a bank gets robbed there's nearly 100% chance the robber will be caught. How do you suggest we pay for government? Tax the guy risking his life to put the roof on the untaxed or lower taxed stock market gambler?

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    131. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Osama Bin Laded saw the destruction the tornados caused, he'd give up.

      Not at all. He, and various others would claim responsibility..

    132. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      That second "quote" (even though it's not a direct quote per the article) is directly contradicted by the first, which has much more detail as to specific triggers and which IS a direct quote.

      Whether its a direct quote or not is irrelevant. The key thing is that they are contradictory characterizations by different staffers, and neither one of them ought to be trusted, not because they are contradictory (though that is a clue that there is an issue), but because they are characterizations of the bill by political staffers, not the actual language of the bill or even analysis of the provisions of the bill by a party for whom we have reason to believe that they are both competent and inclined to be objective.

      The fact that there is a "direct quote" in a media article may (if the news outlet is credible) give a reason to believe that's what the source actually said, but it certainly doesn't (on its own) lend any wait to that source's characterization of the facts.

      You assume every staffer is all briefed on all data so everyone is on the same page?

      No, nor did I say that.

      I would imagine he has a large group of staffers

      He who? The staffers were identified as "senate staffers", not which senator they were staffers for.

      Nothing nefarious.

      I didn't say there was anything nefarious in the contradiction. I said that the contradiction in the characterizations was one indication of why you shouldn't trust second-hand interpretations, especially ones from potentially interested parties (as the nameless senate staffers clearly are) as a basis for trusting that a law has clear limits.

      The fact that one or more staffers (particularly if they are staffers for a Senator trying to sell the bill) characterizes the bill as being narrowly crafted doesn't mean it actually is. This is underlined when a different staffer characterizes it differently, but the problem would remain even without the contradiction.

      Let me ask you, did you feel uncomfortable with the fact that they already have this authority with your electric infrastructure? Your water? You're local emergency services?

      What authority, and under what conditions?

      I'm not arguing that the bill is bad, I'm arguing that relying on comments from interested political actors rather than the bill text doesn't provide a reliable basis for even making claims about what the bill does much less whether that is a good or bad thing to do.

    133. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Ramley · · Score: 1

      Read the freakin' summary, at the very least. It's Lieberman the Toad that wants to do this, not Obama. (Although, given the chance, Obama likely would...but still, this is about Lieberman.)

      I hope you understand that Lieberman is HIGHLY CONTROLLED as to his statements, policies, etc. Obama knows and approves what Lieberman is proposing. It's pretty common sense for your boss to know what policies you pitch to the company before you do it.

      Make no mistake. This is a marketing campaign, just like the rest of the campaign we call the Obama administration.

    134. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      You might have the authority to stop them, but you sure won't have the bulletproofing for it.

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    135. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by darkuncle · · Score: 1

      This is a logical step to secure critical infrastructure in the event of an attack. Not some paranoid bill that will allow big brother to sneak in unaware and monitor/control every aspect of the internet.

      sure - there's no point in passing redundant legislation when warrantless wiretaps are already a well-established precedent.

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    136. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by sheph · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the government will be any more proficient at stopping the attack? Government networks have historically been more insecure than private sector networks. I happen to work for a utility, and if it came down to it we would have the ability to completely separate ourselves from the internet were it not for federal regulations requiring us to share data with our neighboring utilities. This is not about protecting the infrastructure. It's about controlling private businesses. CIP has done more to degrade our security than an outside force. It's almost as if the government is trying to make us more vulnerable. I wonder what the motivation for that might be?

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    137. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by thecabinet · · Score: 0

      Government, on the whole, can martial resources more quickly and get them to where they are needed faster than can civilian institutions. However, that requires that both parties not be at each other's throats during the process.

      Maybe the government can, but the government doesn't. Wal-Mart stationed tractor trailers all around the outside of the area expected to be flooded by Katrina, so that they could immediately bring in supplies. FEMA wouldn't let them inm because their "plan" didn't account for it.

      Given a choice between doing nothing, and doing something that might not work out, the Government chooses wait-and-see. Better to not act, and not be blamed, than act and clearly be accountable if something goes wrong.

    138. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mysidia · · Score: 1

      In a time of emergency, the military has the right to take private property and do anything they need to do with it. If the property is CI, that could mean making it to continue to work, or making whatever changes they need to protect it.

      If you get in the way, they have the right to shoot you, or arrest you, and hold you (potentially indefinitely).

      Hell, the police can do that sort of thing.

      The Supreme Court has upheld the federal government's power to commandeer private property

      If you refuse to help or surrender your belongings? In jurisdictions having a posse comitatus law, you could be fined and possibly even jailed.

      In United States v. Russell the Supreme Court was faced with a claim for three steamers commandeered by military authorities during the Civil War. The Russell court found it obvious that "the taking of such property under such circumstances creates an obligation on the part of the government to reimburse the owner to the full value of the service." The court continued, "private rights, under such extreme and imperious circumstances, must give way for the time to the public good, but the government must make full restitution for the sacrifice." The court concluded that the obligation to make full restitution was based on an implied promise "

      The Supreme Court hasn't said what happens if equipment is borrowed and returned damaged, but lower courts have been reluctant to award compensation in such cases.

      Courts have refused compensation to people whose property the police damaged while executing arrest warrants or search warrants. They've also refused compensation when police intentionally damaged property in an effort to flush out a suspect.

      Sixth, if I'm helping the police and someone else gets injured, can they sue me? There's no clear rule.

    139. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure I agree.....you see, as I understand it, the War Powers Act, which was provided to give the President some "wiggle room" during the Korean Wa....err "police action" and later used in circumstances like Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, etc enables him to do exactly that for a period of 90 days before Congress must intervene and either approve or reject applicable funding and a subsequent declaration of war, national emergency. The abomination that is the Patriot Act, more or less enables him to extend that capability within our national boundaries on the basis of an ongoing threat without revealing the cause, source of threat, and the like, except on a "need to know" basis, which would require Congressional action to establish, I suspect.

      After 90 days, if the President is able to appropriate funding for military action in a manner that does NOT require Congressional approval (paying out of his own pocket, for example), he may still be able to pursue the matter, theoretically. Of course, it would be financial and political suicide to even attempt such a thing, and Congress would certainly move to block such a thing, AFTER THE FACT. Need an example of a privately funded military body? Blackwater certainly comes to mind, possibly the Merchant Marine as well. Potential financial arm for such action....erm, Halliburton ring any bells?

      After Halliburton's prior record of offending behavior during the Gulf Wars, is it really any surprise to know of their involvement in the nonsense going on in the Gulf Oil Disaster?

      And now this piece of fine legislation that facilitates a fairly naked power grab on our information infrastructure, oh joy.

      Better polish off your jack boots, ladies and gents, it's gonna be a wild ride.

    140. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      I find it partially amusing and partially sickening that someone who uses this as their sig would feel the need to defend the federal government. I guess it's more of a joke than a creed.

    141. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by modecx · · Score: 0

      That's enough to make a guy go killdozer on city hall. I think it's unwise for these public representatives to go around doing stuff like that--you never know what kind of psycho you're going to stir up. Checks and balances, you know.

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    142. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mldi · · Score: 1

      How is parent labeled "flamebait" and not grandparent? Lame mods.

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    143. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mldi · · Score: 1

      I think it's been demonstrated before how presidents have ignored that whole pesky needing-approval-from-Congress thing. How many wars have been started since WW2? How many of those were approved? Exactly.

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    144. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by mldi · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you, did you feel uncomfortable with the fact that they already have this authority with your electric infrastructure? Your water? You're local emergency services? This is no different.

      Yes, it is different. People don't put their data in their water lines, or on their power lines. Presumably, this would cover cellphone networks, which again are significantly different to water and power. Does the definition of a private network include my LAN?

      That's the funny thing about governments. They'll decide what that definition covers when they want it to cover your LAN.

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    145. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by JustOK · · Score: 1
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    146. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      One of the key pieces of evidence given for an Iraq war was Iraq buying uranium from Niger. Unfortunately it was already established that this was unreliable evidence within the government. So yeah, the Bush admin pushed hard for war stating as facts what they knew to be flaky. But war is a very profitable business and not many take Eisenhower's warning on the military industrial complex seriously.

    147. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, during normal peace time a lot of things like water pipes, electricity, phone lines etc. basically what you call critical infrastructure is a civilian matter. In a real emergency or military conflict the military can send an engineer corps to fix it, and I doubt any civilian has the authority to stop them. This sounds like something fairly similar for cybersecurity. If they need to plug in some extra cryptoboxes or firewall rules or armed guards at interconnects to secure the network infrastructure, they can and will. I'm just saying that depending on what exactly this means, it might be quite similar to what's already happening for other infrastructure.

      Ohhh.. 'they can & will' do nothing, if we kill them.

      Good things get done IN SPITE of governments.. not because of them.

      I'm sure you are on someones 'hit list'.. just by your stupid, arrogant, 'zionist' like attitude.

    148. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Well, during normal peace time a lot of things like water pipes, electricity, phone lines etc. basically what you call critical infrastructure is a civilian matter. In a real emergency or military conflict the military can send an engineer corps to fix it, and I doubt any civilian has the authority to stop them. "

      Err...not really.

      Not unless the State (the State governor in most cases) gives specific authority for the Feds/Military to come in and do things like that. This was witnessed during Katrina, Gov. Blanco waited a good long while before authorizing the Feds/Reserves units to be allowed to come in, and do their work of aid and policing areas.

      While I agree states are losing their sovereign right at an alarming rate, so far, the feds/military branches can NOT act on US soil unless the state concerned gives specific authorization. Real army,navy,marines, airforce...there are several laws preventing them from active action on mainland USA.

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    149. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what we need: guys from something awful running around with guns.

    150. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Look how easily George W. Bush went to war with Iraq. He fabricated evidence of WMD and pushed congress very hard and started a war. Since Bushy duped our elected representatives into that, how hard would it be for Obama's administration to come up with "evidence" of a pending massive cyberstrike and coercing congress to approve martial law?"

      Hell, not difficult at all. Look at how the Obama administration was able to coerce congress into passing a massive sink hole of Obama-care, pressuring the CBO to say it would 'save money' somehow, and that congress should pass it in spite of the majority of US citizens not wanting that monstrosity of a bill passed in that form. Oh yeah, they also convinced said congress-critters that this would not in any way jeopardize their re-election chances.

      Yeah, I think the current administration has shown handily that they are perfectly capable of getting unpopular and shady things done with ease.

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    151. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the way the King of Scotland took over England?

    152. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Oooh, ooh, I can play this game too!

      Instead, we shouldn't pay *any* taxes, remove all regulations on industry, and have the governments (state and federal) sell off all assets that should now be the parlance of private industry to, well, private industry in order to pay off their debts.

      So, umm, question: What's the market value of a gallon of water, when you don't have prices for tap being controlled in any way so both tap and bottled can jack prices as high as they can manage? What's the price to get to the next town over when the only two roads out of town are owned by the same guy and he wants to charge "what the market will bear" for you to get to your job (if you don't see this as an issue, you don't live in a place where flat land is a significant limiting factor on development and several communities literally have a single road that runs in one side of town and out the other and no room to build another to bypass a toll booth)?

    153. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by orient · · Score: 1

      The threat exists - at any given moment, somebody is attacking somebody else and it's just a matter of scale. Also, does the bill explain how and when this emergency and government protection ends? IMHO, I find unrealistic the expectation that some government body could take over the thousands of routers and milions of servers that are the Internet and protect (change configuration of) all of them with significant success and without major incidents. After all, if something can go wrong, it will.

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    154. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, there is no rational hate for Obama. He may have done some things you don't like, but he hasn't killed anybody.

      Umm... I think thousands of Iraqis (including thousands of civilian Iraqis), thousands of Afghanis (again including thousands of civilians), people killed by drone warfare, etc. would disagree.

      Obama is the commander-in-chief of the armed forces of the United States. As such, he has the ultimate responsibility for killing at least ten thousand people, probably many more, some intentionally and some indirectly by his actions, since he assumed the presidency.

      I'm not an Obama-hater. But I can see reasons why some people might hate him. (Whether hate can ever be "rational" is another story.)

    155. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by thtrgremlin · · Score: 1

      I think you can generalize even further and say that there is always an imminent crisis. Government is a business just like any other; while infomercials are trying to tell you your salad spinner is "so yesterday" and just kill your children if you don't upgrade, and the next 20 callers this hour get a complimentary Shamwow with every order, government is competing with your time to explain how they are the only ones that can rescue you from your problems. Anything that makes government particularly special typically isn't in the customers favor.

      If you think used car salesmen are bad, try avoiding an IRS agent that is looking for you.

      As for cyber security, I'll tell them the same thing I tell Norton: No thank you, I am doing just fine without your services (even when they present really scary metaphors and panoramas).

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    156. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "All of this concern is valid, but is being stretched quite a bit given the posts in this thread. From what I recall, we still have a form of Democratic government. This doesn't allow them to simply toss all consequence out the window regardless of what the alarmist posts in this group are implying. Our government is still answerable to the citizens they serve. If the times comes when our government is no longer answerable to it's citizens, then this bill is rather irrelevant in the larger scheme of things as we will have much larger issues to deal with."

      But with more and more new laws of this sort, it kinda becomes apparent to me, that the Federal Govt. is growing less and less answerable to its citizens. As I'd posted earlier, look how they cheerfully passed the Obamacare bills, which in its passed form, the majority of US citizens seemed to be against? The past few administrations have been running roughshod over the constitution (telecommunications wiretapping w/o warrants), and passing things like the Patriot Act, and RealID...things which seriously intrude into citizens and STATES rights.

      This one right here...where are the States rights here? I mean, the feds cannot send in the military or reserves into a state on a whim to mess with physical infrastructure. We witnessed that during Katrina. The reserves could NOT activate and do anything till specifically authorized by the Governor. Ok, well, all this internet infrastructure is within states borders, how can the feds take this over?

      I mean, are we going to stretch the interstate commerce clause of the constitution yet again? Remember, the internet was not created for the benefit of corporation nor the generation of commerce in the first place.

      Just because it can be used for that....do the feds automatically assume power over this too?

      Frankly, I wish we could in some way over the next voting cycles...vote EVERY single current politician OUT.

      Let's get a clean start...with citizens not already under the spell of big money. Yes, doing so would get rid of a FEW good politicians we have up there, but c'mon, that's just a consequence of the 99% of bad politicians giving the 1% of good ones....a bad name.

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    157. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pandaman9000 · · Score: 1

      Despite the harsh sarcasm, you have an extremely valid, thinly veiled, point. In my opinion, posting as AC was not needed.

    158. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      It does. From TFA:

      "These emergency measures are supposed to remain in place for no more than 30 days. But they can be extended indefinitely, a month at a time."

      Unless they change the wording of the bill to weaken it, they would be required to continually get approval for this on a monthly basis.

    159. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Agreed. Just look at what a great job the civilian oil industry has done in stopping the flow of oil from the broken well in the Gulf by the people who do that sort of thing for a living when the government hasn't interfered. "

      Yep, and just look at that marvelous Federal response to the issue!! The president on the beach for a photo op, picking up globs of oil in a suit and tie!! And not only that, super quick action by calling for a committee immediately!!

      Seriously, both BP and the Feds...have not only botched this thing, but they have been and still are actively standing in the way of things the State of LA wants to try to protect its coast and way of life (that quite frankly is older than the US itself).

      Frankly, I wish Gov. Jindal would just say "fuck it" to the Feds/BP, and move ahead with some of the plans. Often it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

      You married guys know what I'm talking about, eh?

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    160. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pandaman9000 · · Score: 1

      This is when I remind you that our voting system is becoming electronic. This is hackable, and otherwise able to be manipulated, albeit illegally. I would also remind you that we elect the president via the -electoral college-, which could be corrupted in different ways.

      We were a representative democracy. What we are becoming is quite different.

    161. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure of the details of this bill - but as in the above scenario I can certainly think of situations where intervention by specialist government experts may be needed for the greater good or to save lives.

      The problem I have with this line of thought is that in my experience one is much more likely to find competent infosec specialists within the private sector than public service. That's not to say that incompetency doesn't exist in the private sector (and how). And I don't wish to discount those upstanding individuals I've met within public institutions. But as a general rule of thumb, the Government has consistently lagged behind the private sector in this area. And their recent efforts have had more to do with creating regulations and generating documents to show that they meet them than fostering technical capability. Which is fine, except the aforementioned black-hats are less impressed with documentation that outlines how an organization has mitigated a given risk than exploiting the risk itself.

      Your nightmare scenario sounds very much like the infamous Cyber.Shockwave "exercise" broadcast on CNN. The scenario they used involved a lot of "what-ifs", no representation by private industry who actually run the networks involved, and a broad assumption that those private individuals who keep said networks functional day to day would be unable to affect change to the situation. What you ended up with is a room full of former Federal policy wonks with no real technical knowledge all wringing their hands that they have no power to do anything.

      Which is a nice lead-in to this current bill.

    162. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by thtrgremlin · · Score: 1

      Actually, the president may NEVER declare martial law. Just ask any United States Marine that takes their oath seriously. Most of Congress and president may not take their oath seriously, but don't mistake the actions of some bratty self appointed nobles for the honor of the guardians of liberty.

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    163. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      I agree. Personally I don't find this surprising or disturbing. Infrastructure is infrastructure is infrastructure, and in wartime it is a target, a necessity, and a matter of national security.

    164. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What does the Constitution have to do with anything? It's just a piece of paper that's interesting for historical reasons. The US government hasn't been bound by that thing for quite a while now. After all, if the cops catch you driving around with a lot of cash on you, they can simply seize it, without any kind of trial. They'll probably even let you go for "lack of evidence", but you still don't get your cash back. This is a clear violation of the 4th Amendment, but it happens all the time.

    165. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then clearly he and his family are at fault for not breaking into a grocery store. They ARE starving to death, after all.

      Life sucks, and I have the utmost amount of condolences for the friends and family of imaginary person A, but people die, such that it's the one thing we all do equally well. People just need to realize that life isn't a right guaranteed by our or any government.

      * In 1948, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, adopted by the United Nations General Assembly declared in article three:

      “ Every human being has the inherent right to life. This right shall be protected by law. No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his life. ”

      —Article 6.1 of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights

      Your move.

    166. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by warGod3 · · Score: 1

      Granted, a presidential declaration can be hidden, however the effects of it could not be. What concerns me the most is the people that are in the position to judge whether or not there is a cyber emergency or immiment threat. Remember back a couple of years ago, a certain Kevin Mitnick was locked up in solitary because a judge was convinced that he could launch nukes just by whistling in the phone?

      We are supposed to be able to trust people who spend millions of dollars to get elected to a position that pays $400,000?

      My major problem is that the bill will allow the Federal Government to take over the security of private network.

      Look at it this way: Currently this is only part of a draft bill. It may never make it through Congress, or for that matter, out of committee.

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    167. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Back during Prohibition, the police were armed with Thompson submachine guns, just like the people they were pursuing. That all went away after Prohibition was lifted. Then, all they needed was a 6-shot .357 Magnum revolver and a shotgun.

    168. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      if a homeless person is starving to death, is he "perfectly entitled" to breaking into a grocery store, even if the store is closed? FUCK NO.

      Under any sane law and any sane society, FUCK YES.

    169. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think there's a bit of a difference: deep-water drilling is something that very few people/companies have tried, so there isn't much expertise to go around. BP/Halliburton cutting corners and being sloppy of course caused the disaster, but it's not like there's some crack team of people somewhere you can call up to fix this kind of thing.

      Katrina, OTOH, wasn't completely unprecedented. Big hurricanes have hit the US before, and many other places as well. How to handle a hurricane isn't rocket science (unlike dealing with a broken oil well a mile underwater). Lots of people were available who knew what to do in that situation, but the Federal government completely failed in organizing a proper response.

    170. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Water alone won't keep you alive for very long. People need food to survive.

    171. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are they really? Or are they the lowest in decades for only rich people?

      Don't forget, "taxes" includes property taxes, sales taxes, state income taxes, vehicle registration fees, fuel taxes, payroll taxes, FICA taxes, etc., not just Federal income taxes.

    172. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Then again, those earning 32k and under can hardly afford to have a roof over their head and eat, while those earning 66k+ likely have some disposable income.

    173. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you've been watching too much fucking 24.

    174. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Bryan3000000 · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You believe that? You can't even have any idea of what most Americans believe from polls, they are so slanted.

      Sure, people might not think the healthcare bill as passed is the best, or even good. But most people are now aware that the healthcare system is so out of proportion that it threatens to eat both itself and the rest of our society with it. 1/7 of people are employed in healthcare, it's 1/7 of the GDP, and there are still a great number of people who can't get healthcare. That's an emergency. If the healthcare industry had somehow tanked along with real-estate and the financial markets, our economy would have been doomed. As it stands, it's only a matter of time before healthcare tanks. Nobody, including Obama, can do anything about it because it would necessarily involve relieving millions of healthcare "administrative support" personnel of their jobs.

      I'm not hopeful about the healthcare bill that was passed, but we'll just have to wait and see. Doing nothing would probably be worse, and there appears that there would be zero chance of doing something really intelligent and effective. So while I'd rather have a return to a time when nobody is insured (and thus the vast majority of healthcare is extremely affordable b/c 75%+ of overhead is eliminated), I can see that the real solution is going to have to come from some type of top-down control.

    175. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Protoslo · · Score: 1

      Even EMTALA cannot actually force hospitals to provide care, it merely does so de facto by making compliance a precondition of Medicare participation.

    176. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I recall, we still have a form of Democratic government...I suspect much of the rhetoric being posted is more from the anti-Obama crowd, and possibly a wee bit from the usual anti-government/paranoid crowd.

      How do you think democracy works? I would love to hear you explain, in your own words, how democracy is to be maintained without ordinary people using "rhetoric" when something they don't like shows up on the legislative agenda.

      Please quit trying to poison the well of public outcry; you're advocating the wrong side of what it (reputedly) takes for evil to flourish.

    177. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pnuema · · Score: 1
      It is totally your choice to "not enrich the pockets of an insurance company". If you chose not to, you do not qualify for the tax break you would otherwise. Unfortunately, if you get sick, it is not my choice of whether or not to pay for your treatment. Under our system of laws, you will get treated anyway, and I'll (as a taxpayer, and a holder of insurance that would be otherwise cheaper if we didn't have to pay for deadbeats like you) get stuck with the bill. So I see that tax as being perfectly fair. It blows my mind that you don't.

      Bush stole an election. There was plenty of outrage. Hence the eggs.

    178. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering all of the incumbents being tossed out of office, I think it is you who is underestimating what the voter can and can't understand. It appears they understand very well what they can accomplish if they don't like something.

      There is a difference between decrying a policy and purposely distorting the facts to frighten the masses. I see very little logical discussion in this topic, and a lot of paranoid and alarmist 'rhetoric' claiming they will be taking over, stealing your private data, and monitoring everything you do, when in reality, it will be more infrastructure based, and higher level, partitioning connections that are exposed, at risk, or actively being exploited, and redirecting traffic if needed. I also could see them potentially monitoring traffic to locate an internal source of attack from botnets or whatnot.

    179. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

      So do the civilians in the USA. I have the eq to a M110, a M4 in 6.8mm and OTV with SAPA plates and a Kpod helmet. I am not an extremist, but I see no reason to get rid of this stuff. Better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it. Of course I remind myself that in Poland where even a BB gun was hard to get an hour after the revolution started civilians had tanks. Yes I know, I have contradictory stuff going on.

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    180. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by schon · · Score: 1

      The last time we tried prohibition it started an arms race between the criminals and the police. Too bad we didn't learn any lessons from that experience.

      What are you talking about? From your own example, it seems they learned the lesson pretty well: If you want more power, use prohibition to get it.

    181. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So get rid of the mandate that ER's treat people who can't pay. Problem solved.

      Bush didn't "steal" anything. Gore lost the election. If Gore had won his own state FL would have been a big fat moot point. Of course as it turns out Bush won FL, but don't let that fact deter you from your conspiracy theories.....

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    182. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Life is a right guaranteed by many governments and most Western nations. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights says:

      "Every human being has the inherent right to life. This right shall be protected by law. No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of his life."

      The US constitution says:

      "among these [inalienable rights] are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness"

      The European Convention on Human Rights says:

      "Article 2 – Right to life
      1. Everyone's right to life shall be protected by law. No one shall be deprived of his life intentionally save in the execution of a sentence of a court following his conviction of a crime for which this penalty is provided by law.
      2. Deprivation of life shall not be regarded as inflicted in contravention of this article when it results from the use of force which is no more than absolutely necessary:
      a. in defence of any person from unlawful violence;
      b. in order to effect a lawful arrest or to prevent the escape of a person lawfully detained;
      c. in action lawfully taken for the purpose of quelling a riot or insurrection."

    183. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

      Terry, its good to hear your out of jail! Sorry about that whole mess with the city of SF...

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    184. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And two generations before that, it was the wild west and bank/train robbers.

      It seems as long as our police are a civilian organization, they'll scale up as needed - and scale back down again when it's not needed. It's gone through the full cycle a few times already.

    185. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I also love how Obama is a murderer, but pointing it out makes you a troll. Nice moderation there.

    186. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "I remember when both parties approved of the Patriot Act, and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. The dems only started backpedaling when it became convenient to do so. They need to keep up the facade of being pacifists, and more importantly, the facade that Republicans are warhawks."

      The problems is that Democrats are unwilling to fight for their pacifism. At the time there was a lot of nose-holding I'm-forced-vote-for-this going, which infuriated me greatly.

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    187. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "Actually, the amusing part of the example you've used is that the oil company is doing exactly what they know work"

      So why hasn't it worked? Or by "worked" do you mean "fallacious, duplicitous PR about comforting nonsense everyone knows won't work"? Yeah, I can see that.

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    188. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I think a cyberattack is when federal employees install P2P software on their work computers.

    189. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by volcan0 · · Score: 1

      That is what is beautifull with "intel". It's most of the time classified as top-secret, the sources cannot be identified for "national security" reasons, and it is really easy to forge at the higher top. Exactly what happened with Iraq, A war I believe is still on-going and would have required the same trigger as the proposed bill. I am not technically against giving access to the infrastructure to the U.S. Army in a state of war, as it would be the only way to assure physical security of the said infrastructure, but I really do not believe that their expertise in managing network security would be better than what is already present in today's infrastructure. Let's be honest: r00ting a U.S. Army server is not the hardest thing to do in the world. Extracting critical / secret information from it is a different matter. You cannot implement such a segregation of data on the fly on let's say, at&t's backbone in a few minutes......

    190. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the foreign military the government thought was landing on some rancher's land actually turned out to be a package delivered by the USPS from his relative who lives overseas. All the same, they decide that the best course of action is to keep the rancher's land and throw him in prison indefinitely and without trial, because there's a possibility that the rancher is actually part of a terrorist organization being supplied by his foreign relative. About a year later, a Wal-Mart springs up on this rancher's land.

    191. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to be that the best security people already work in the private sector. Government can't even stop their own employees from putting P2P software on their computers.

    192. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pluther · · Score: 1
      The Democratic party did not oppose the PATRIOT act.

      ONE Democrat opposed the PATRIOT act.

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    193. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      You're a sick person.

    194. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by volcan0 · · Score: 1

      The only difference in this application of the law is that it does not take into account expertise as armed conflict does. This rancher you talk about, could he repel said attacker ? Does he have the mean to do it ? Does the U.S. Army ? no, no, yes.
      Now, let's use another example: how many big scales DDoS we're repelled by U.S. Big Network Carriers ? How many were repelled by the feds / U.S. Army / DHS ? What is their experience / expertise in the field ?
      You might wish to extrapolate "The laws of armed conflict ... from the physical world to the logical one", but it will require a little more work than as-is implementation......

    195. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not factoring in the irrational hate some people have for Obama.

      ohh.. shut up, EVERYONE know that niggers are nothing but vicious animals.. as are the people that support them.

    196. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a president can go to war without the approval of congress and suffer no consequences, what makes you think that a president can't get away with just about anything if he really wanted to (and is supported by big business)

    197. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by pnuema · · Score: 1
      Gore did win Florida, if a full recount had been done. AP:

      A vote-by-vote review of untallied ballots in the 2000 Florida presidential election indicates George W. Bush would have narrowly prevailed in the partial recounts sought by Al Gore, but Gore might have reversed the outcome - by the barest of margins - had he pursued and gained a complete statewide recount.

      In my book, the fact that Bush is the son of the former head of the secret police, the contested province was governed by his brother, and the person in charge of tallying the votes was on record as stating she would deliver Florida for Bush; counts for a few thousand extra Bush votes that he didn't really earn (or more specifically, the loss of a few thousand Gore votes). But the past is the past. The point is, a lot of people hold a grudge. Hence the eggs.

      In terms of the ER - you're an idiot. You really want an ER to check for an insurance card when you are brought in unconscious from an accident? How about your kids, who are too young to carry ID? You want the ambulance to just drive off if you can't produce proof of insurance? Yeah, good luck with that.

      What you idiot tea-baggers fail to realize is insurance is a method of socializing risk. It sounds like socialism because it is. And it doesn't work unless you include everyone in the pool. That's why every first world nation on the planet has a single payer system except us - because they are better at math than the Republican minority here.

    198. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by thtrgremlin · · Score: 1

      'Democracy' is not, nor has it ever been the form of government of the United States.

      What specifically are you referring to when you say this is just like any other infrastructure protection bill?

      Good citizens should fear government as an evil, last resort, solution to problems that can not otherwise be solved. Simply asserting that if it gets bad that there will just be a revolution is intellectual sloth, if not at least a gross misunderstanding the Declaration of Independence and events leading up to the American Revolution.

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    199. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The U.S. has a Representative Democracy. Note the use of the word 'Democracy' in that, and perhaps educate yourself on a 'Republic' before embarrassing yourself further...

    200. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yup. And a lot of it is actually being funded by the drug dealers...somewhat indirectly. As "incentive" for police to catch dealers, they get to keep a large portion of the assets they seize. So rather than catching the drugs on their way in, a lot of departments wait until the drugs have already been sold before busting the dealers. They can't keep the drugs, but any money, cars, etc that they confiscate are fair game. There are some agencies that are funded exclusively through seized assets.

      A bunch of guys with military style weaponry, funded entirely from things that they seize from other people. That doesn't sound like a police force anymore. I mean, these are the police. _These_ are the guys who enforce the laws. If the government can't control them through their budgets, then who can?

      Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91490480

    201. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      If your company directly uses the government granted right of way that allows your people to drive through my cornfield twice a year to get a power pole, generally knocking down a 350 square foot patch of corn in the process, and has a government granted monopoly on providing a utility to my area, you don't get argue private property.

      How could you read my quote and assume that I would be in favor of government-granted monopolies? Your whole argument is moot as I am equally opposed to such force-backed monopolies, for the exact same reason I am opposed to the entitlements you support - both violate individual rights.

    202. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Wow. So "your" failure to secure your network is killing people (given the scenario above), and you would still refuse to hand over the password to people trying to stop the attack and therefore save lives??

      I am not initiating force. The attacker is responsible for the lives put in jeopardy as a result of their actions. Were I a customer, relying on such a fragile network in the dead of winter, I would opt for some sort of back-up generator, to ensure my own safety.

      If your stance is that extreme even in the face of an example that extreme, then you may have just changed my mind on this legislation. Clearly we need it.

      Based on what rationale? Your emotional gauge of what is "extreme"?

      I would have thought anyone out there, when faced with something beyond their capability, would ask for help if it was really important.

      I would certainly ask for help. But it would be wrong for someone, even the police, to force it out of me.

      And also, IANAL, but I think the statement about essential services is not correct. I believe there are legal avenues for essential services to be forced to be provided. (remember the Air Traffic Controller strike, Reagan ordered them back to work, and they had to comply)

      The fact that there is legal precedence for an action is not an argument for whether that action should be legal.

    203. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Your negligence in preparing for and handling this scenario, however, would be cause for intervention.

      How am I negligent, but the customer who chose not to get a backup generator is not?

      "Free Enterprise" does not mean "free from all responsibility".

      The only responsibility individuals have toward eachother is to not initiate force. If my network were under attack, I would try to stop it, and appeal to the government for assistance, but I would never be considered the initiator of force, and so am not responsible for the results.

    204. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of eminent domain?

      Yes. It's an invalid concept as equally ungrounded in reality as "public property" or "square circle".

    205. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If you want us to have a single payer system then that's a debate worth having. The Democrats didn't pass a single payer system though. They passed a huge gift to their friends in the insurance industry. It also sets a pretty scary precedent. If the Federal Government has the power to compel me to do business with a private enterprise then there is effectively no limitation on Federal power. You might want to think about whether or not that's a road we ought to be going down.

      BTW, the CIA isn't the "secret police" and the correct term is state, not province.

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    206. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work like that. You're confusing authorization to do so - which I agree, obviously they do not have - with the power to do so - which they do have. You, on the other hand, don't have the power to stop them, authorized or otherwise; compared to the power they can bring to bear, your power is insignificant.

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    207. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC here. I think those laws are in place because you die in an intimidate sense without water, whereas you have weeks without food. That makes the water much more comparable to the injured man in need of bandages.

    208. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by TouchAndGo · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's...terrifying.

    209. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is going off on a tangent of nitpickiness, but a dying man doesn't need bandages. Bandages won't save anyone's life, at least in the short term. They're a way of keeping wounds clean and free of infection, but they're pretty useless for any immediate trauma, unlike sutures for instance. If you're bleeding to death, a band-aid isn't going to help you.

      But you're right, you can die very quickly if you get dehydrated. This is especially true here in the Arizona desert, and we do indeed have a law about giving water to anyone who asks. (Unfortunately, I've heard of it being used by home invaders to get people to open their door.) If you're hungry, you can get food from the food bank or a church.

    210. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very funny that you attempted to use the oil leak as an example. Especially considering that the govt has been interfering with the stoppage, dictating what is to be done. The capping that they're doing now was actually the FIRST thing that BP wanted to do. But the govt had them do 5 others first.

      The government IS and has been interfering with BP's efforts to stop the leak.

    211. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      By the nature of your comment you support those things because all but very few exist without these things. Maybe you should be more careful when commenting.

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    212. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People hate Bush. But people fear the direction Obama has us going.

      I would rather America live with hate than in fear. Big difference!!!

    213. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by BDF · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should look at their budget then... It's not the cops that are bankrupting CA.

    214. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Damn right that's not enough.

      You must have a low threshold for hatred. People I *love* have done far worse things.

      Egging Bush's car during inauguration? That was also a jackass move. I don't like Bush. I'm as opposed to his policies as you can get, and I have a hard time hating the man. As far as I can tell, he was trying to do the right thing. I just think he failed.

      And he did a lot more that annoyed me than failing to renew a tax cut for income levels $200K-250K.

    215. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The president cannot declare martial law 'whenever he feels like it'. It requires the approval of congress.

      Congress does not have any such authority. Martial law means suspending provisions of the constitution. But that is, by definition, unconstitutional. And it amounts to treason. Any official advocating treason is subject to arrest. Treason is grounds for both impeachment and capital punishment.

      "The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by oath to support this constitution." (Constitution of the United States, Article VI.)

      The Constitution is the supreme law of the United States, period. No exceptions whatsoever are allowed. The Constitution does not authorize its own suspension in time of war, natural disaster, or any other circumstance. If the Constitution becomes impractical to follow, the only lawful redress is via the constitutional amendment process.

    216. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      What they are doing that they know work is drilling a relief well.

      The rest they are doing I fully agree is a pile of "we're fucked, lets try anything remotely possible".

      The unfortunate thing about the relief well is that it takes so bloody long to drill.

    217. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      In 1878, Congress passed the Posse Comitatus Act, which forbids military involvement in domestic law enforcement without congressional approval.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act

    218. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Apologies, I Forgot the important link that ties things together:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law

      Search for: Ex parte Milligan

      That section is what ties martial law into Posse Comitatus

    219. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by shnull · · Score: 1

      man, everytime i turn my back for 1 day they're back at it again ... what is this , the anti-orwell front ?

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    220. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Touche. However, I don't see the duration for which this guarantee is valid for. How are they backing that guarantee? Can I take God to court if people I know die of old age? How about other "natural causes"? Will Heaven extradite to the US? Even if I hypothetically won the court case, could I get the government to honor that guarantee and resurrect my/his/her corpse in the interest of honoring it?

      It's very much feelgood-speak; It doesn't really change biological process or cease the inevitable from happening in any other way.

      I, for one, want triple my money back if I die.

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    221. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . .... It would require a presidential declaration to start this in motion. .... It is very specific in it's target and implementation trigger.

      You mean like a declared war?

      So far, no treaties have been signed to end the wars on cancer, poverty, aids, drugs, and terror. And then there are the actual wars.

    222. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I'm even skeptical of that at this point. If we wind up having to go to the Russian nuke-it-from-orbit plan (after months and months of leakage), I wouldn't be surprised.

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    223. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of the Wikipedia articles DJRumpy linked to are in need of corrections.

      Martial law essentially means the exercise of legislative or judicial powers by a military force. In the U.S., implementation of martial law would require the suspension or violation of many provisions of the constitution. That is unconstitutional.

      Ex parte Milligan had nothing to do with martial law, it merely dealt with the suspension of habeas corpus. Nothing in President Lincoln's 1863 proclamation involved any transfer of legislative or judicial powers to the military.

      When, in accordance with the constitutional provision, habeas corpus is suspended during certain emergencies, that only gives law enforcement (whether civilian police, military forces, or other) the power to hold people without trial until the civilian courts are functional and constitutionally legitimate civil trials can resume. It should be noted that suspension of habeas corpus does not give law enforcement itself the power to try or to sentence civilians. Those are judicial powers that the constitution forbids the executive branch (which the military is part of) from ever usurping.

      Nor was The Posse Comitatus Act about martial law. It was a prohibition on the use of the federal military to perform law enforcement tasks within the states. This, doesn't directly deal with martial law either; although it does make it a bit more difficult for martial law to become established.

      Using the military for civilian law enforcement is quite arguably constitutional; the military is a part of the executive branch of government, and one power of executive branch is to oversee the enforcement of the nation's laws. The deeper issue motivating the passage of The Posse Comitatus Act was that the U.S. has a federal system, with powers divided between the national government and the States. Using national military forces for local law enforcement was considered by a great many people to infringe upon the power of each State to oversee the enforcement of laws within its own borders. Later acts placed limitations on the powers of the F.B.I. for the same reason.

      Anyway, the fact remains that neither the President nor Congress has any power to declare martial law. An actual declaration of martial law is illegal in the US as it violates the supreme law of the land.

    224. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoop-de-doo. Making a public announcement isn't much a of a threshhold. It's like handcuffing someone with single-ply toilet paper.

    225. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama? I believe you have incorrectly spelled Republican Joe Lieberman.

    226. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh, keep telling yourself that while you stand behind the glass in your store, watching a man starve to death.

    227. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's being sarcastic. As I've also heard it said, there is no libertarian I've ever met who is civil.

      And I thought technically, civil libertarians are like the ACLU. They want the rights in law to be enforced. Changing the law to screw people is outside the scope. If you are a politically active civil libertarian, then you are just a libertarian. And if you feel taxes are government robbery at gunpoint, then you aren't under either of those, but are just a nutcase that attaches to some other cause to hide their personal insanity.

      Obama's track record of actions are to claim big change and give little change, but still some change. To claim he's as bad as the predecessor is flat wrong.

      Things a civil libertarian would be upset about are things like Guantanamo. That would be top of the list. And it's political suicide to let any of those people out. If they didn't hate America before, they do now. And if any one of them ever does anything that harms anyone on the planet, then whoever let them out (and their party) will be labeled as soft on crime and supporting terrorists and all that. So, at least new people aren't going in, but they can't figure out what to do with those in there. That's what a real civil libertarian would care about. But the nutters on the Internet claiming to be civil libertarians are bitching about health care, which doesn't violate any civil rights. So I know that they can't be civil libertarians, regardless of their claims. You have no right to not be taxed. And wanting the government to not provide services is irrelevant to the cause of civil libertarians.

    228. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ut the nutters on the Internet claiming to be civil libertarians are bitching about health care, which doesn't violate any civil rights.

      The individual mandate violates the right of free association (I'm to be compelled to associate with a for-profit entity), the 10th amendment and possibly the 5th amendment.

      And I thought technically, civil libertarians are like the ACLU.

      The ACLU has no right to claim to be a civil rights organization as long as they cling to the discredited notion that the 2nd amendment doesn't protect an individual right to firearm ownership.

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    229. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The individual mandate violates the right of free association (I'm to be compelled to associate with a for-profit entity), the 10th amendment and possibly the 5th amendment.

      So if that was gone, you'd be for nationalized health care?

      The ACLU has no right to claim to be a civil rights organization as long as they cling to the discredited notion that the 2nd amendment doesn't protect an individual right to firearm ownership.

      Ah, the real civil libertarian. The pompous ass that will cut off his head to spite a neighbor that doesn't even know he was alive. The ACLU is the *only* organization supporting the freedom of religion. But because they keep out of firearms (previously, they said they supported the 2nd Amendment but stayed out of it because the NRA predates them and does a better job of it, but now it looks like they are actually stating that they are as you say), you'll abandon defense of your rights out of principle.

      Or has the ACLU ever taken an action against personal firearm ownership? Have they ever done anything that might be construed as reducing your civil liberties? Or is it that you'd give up all other civil liberties if they are defended by an organization you have a disagreement with on one of the first 10 amendments?

    230. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So if that was gone, you'd be for nationalized health care?

      No, I would still be opposed to it, but it wouldn't be on constitutional grounds. I don't happen to believe that putting the Government in charge of health care is the solution to any problem. But that's irrelevant. We don't have "nationalized health care". We have (or will have in 2014) an unconstitutional mandate that the whole of the citizenry do business with for-profit enterprise. The health care reform legislation was nothing more than a gift to the insurance industry.

      But because they keep out of firearms (previously, they said they supported the 2nd Amendment but stayed out of it because the NRA predates them and does a better job of it, but now it looks like they are actually stating that they are as you say)

      They don't "keep out of it" and defer to the NRA. They are actively hostile to the idea that the 2nd amendment protects an individual right. Don't take my word for it though, they spell it out plainly enough on their own website.

      "The ACLU disagrees with the Supreme Court's conclusion about the nature of the right protected by the Second Amendment. We do not, however, take a position on gun control itself. In our view, neither the possession of guns nor the regulation of guns raises a civil liberties issue."

      The pompous ass ... you'll abandon defense of your rights out of principle.

      Go fuck yourself. I didn't say I would "abandon" the defense of my rights. I simply stated that the ACLU has no right to claim to be a civil liberties organization while they remain opposed to the notion that the 2nd amendment protects an individual right. The ACLU reads the Constitution as broadly as possible on every other issue except this one. They can discover rights that aren't even spelled out in the document (the right to privacy) but refuse to defend the notion that the 2nd amendment protects an individual right. They cherry pick the rights that they deem worthy of defending and have no right to claim the moral high ground when it comes to protecting our civil liberties.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    231. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, I would still be opposed to it, but it wouldn't be on constitutional grounds. I don't happen to believe that putting the Government in charge of health care is the solution to any problem. But that's irrelevant.

      No, it's very relevant. When people don't like something, they'll oppose it for any reason. The convenient ones are easiest.

      They are actively hostile to the idea that the 2nd amendment protects an individual right. Don't take my word for it though, they spell it out plainly enough on their own website.

      I guess I don't understand the word "actively" in that context. I'd take that to mean that they take some action. In the case of an organization formed primarily for filing lawsuits, name a single court action. All talk and no action doesn't mean action in my book. If they've never actually done anything that would have any effect on your rights, then I disagree with your characterization.

      The ACLU reads the Constitution as broadly as possible on every other issue except this one.

      So you'll oppose them on all the other rights because of a personal disagreement with what they say, even though they've never actually done *anything* that could lead to revocation of that right. Go fuck yourself is right. You'll piss away all your rights for the principle of the matter, and those are the worst kind of idealists. They make good fascists. A nice one-issue voter. All they have to do is find your button, gun control, abortion, health care, or whatever, and you'll vote on that one issue, to the exclusion of all others. And that's what keeps the US in a two party system and why the US is destined to fail.

      Or, to make it more plain, fucktards like you are ruining the USA. If not for you and your ilk of over-principled sellouts, the US could recover and become the greatest nation again. Instead, we will become like England. "There was a time when the sun never set on the British Empire, now we are irrelevant." And then we'll drift off to irrelevancy. And it's because of you.

    232. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So you'll oppose them on all the other rights because of a personal disagreement with what they say

      I never said that I would "oppose them". In fact I believe the only thing I've said is that they have no right to claim to stand for civil liberties when they refuse to defend the 2nd most important one. If it makes you feel superior to me, feel free to keep believing that calling them on their hypocrisy equates to "opposing" them when they defend other civil liberties.

      They make good fascists. A nice one-issue voter. All they have to do is find your button, gun control, abortion, health care, or whatever, and you'll vote on that one issue, to the exclusion of all others

      My "one issue" is the Constitution, and I refuse to support any candidate that won't uphold it in it's entirety.

      If not for you and your ilk of over-principled sellouts, the US could recover and become the greatest nation again. Instead, we will become like England. "There was a time when the sun never set on the British Empire, now we are irrelevant." And then we'll drift off to irrelevancy. And it's because of you.

      Actually, it's because of people that think the Government needs to provide for all of their needs but that's rather beside the point of our original discussion, isn't it?

      Now why don't you bugger off and play hide and go fuck yourself? This conservation might have been interesting, until you elected to put words in my mouth and bust out the 'F' word.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    233. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My "one issue" is the Constitution, and I refuse to support any candidate that won't uphold it in it's entirety.

      So you've never supported any candidate ever? Every Republican voted for the Defense of Marriage Act (and act with no other purpose other than to assert morals in direct violation of the full faith and credit clause of the Constitution). And pretty much everyone voted for the USA PATRIOT Act. And everyone votes for the budget that's got plenty in it that violates the Constitution. Bush opens an internment camp that violates the Constitution, and Obama keeps it open. And the Libertarians want their own brand of corporatism that's so far the other way that it's also in violation of the Constitution. The Greens? The Teabaggers? Is there anyone out there anywhere within our lifetimes that's actually honored their oath to the Constitution when executing federal office?

      To have that as your only issue indicates to me that either you haven't ever voted, or that you've picked a "lesser" of evils and thus you did directly support a candidate that wouldn't uphold it in its entirety.

      Now why don't you bugger off and play hide and go fuck yourself? This conservation might have been interesting, until you elected to put words in my mouth and bust out the 'F' word.

      Either you've never voted for anyone in your life, or you are a lying little fuck that hides his biases and petty politics behind the Constitution, dirtying that document and anyone that's ever tried to defend it. Since I wouldn't guess you to be one that never voted for anyone, I assumed the latter. So, if you state you've never voted for anyone because you didn't think they'd uphold the entire Constitution, then I'll eat humble pie, confess my error and beg forgiveness. Otherwise, I'll just quietly assume I'm correct and you are everything I've said. After all, you publicly stated your standards, now tell us whether you actually meet them.

    234. Re:Uh, no, you can't have my network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I feel the same way, it is important to note that Collins is a republican, and Lieberman is whatever looks best for him on any given day. This does not sound like an Obama led issue...

  2. Cyberpunk by Zironic · · Score: 1

    I think someone has read too many cyberpunk novels.

    1. Re:Cyberpunk by somersault · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the plot to Terminator 3. If they did implement back doors or security protocols to allow handover of control to an external source, then it would just make any "cyber threat" even more imminent than it is already.

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Cyberpunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... have you read the CALEA requirements lately? The FBI already has access to the critical communications infrastructure.

    3. Re:Cyberpunk by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... have you read the CALEA requirements lately? The FBI already has access to the critical communications infrastructure.

      Only if CALEA support is enabled on the device. Even then it typically only allows them to sniff and log the traffic, but not modify it.

  3. WTF? by Parker+Lewis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this senator (John Lieberman) don't have any idea about the computational impact of this bill (almost impossible). As the majority of the politicans, he's making laws to raise credibility over the non tech people.

    1. Re:WTF? by OhPlz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think this senator (John Lieberman) don't have any idea about the computational impact of this bill (almost impossible).

      Nor the irony. Perhaps they ought to try securing our borders first.

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why impossible? they can enforce a global root password that only the government knows......

    3. Re:WTF? by wjousts · · Score: 1

      And since you can't get Joe Lieberman's name right, it seems that you know as much about politics as he does about the internet. I mean he was only the Democrat's VP candidate in 2000.

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secure our Borders? Why? I bought a Kobo eReader there for just $150. I don't feel like I was ripped off or anything.

    5. Re:WTF? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is impossible about a group of armed officers coming to the building and saying "give us your passwords, or else"?

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    6. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lieberman is an idiot, and not just about the internet. Get over it.

    7. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Give us the passwords, and the network diagrams, and somebody who knows the way around your myriad comm rooms and a few weeks to study and understand your topology IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

    8. Re:WTF? by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      eh, responding to an AC. How low must I be. Trust me dear AC, if they did that, and then shot a secretary or two, or even beat someone half to death, the drones, regardless of their ITG words on /.; would quickly supply any and all information requested and do anything they were told to do by the large angry men with guns, who just committed a violent and brutal assault upon one or two of their co-workers. The high moral stances and assertion of private property rights tend to disappear when you think you are getting ready to be shot, beat or killed.

    9. Re:WTF? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The company hopefully knows everything about their own network topology etc., and they are surely required to help the officers. Indeed, most probably it will be the employees themselves who will do the work, with the officers only giving directions and controlling the results.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    10. Re:WTF? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps they ought to try securing our borders first."

      That isn't acceptable because it will interfere with Reconquista. La Raza vote, they already control California, and they oppose immigration limitations of any sort. It's no longer possible and even debating it is pointless. Mexico won the demographic war.

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    11. Re:WTF? by wjousts · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he wasn't, stop trying to read more into what I say than what I actually say. You get over it.

    12. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Arguing on the internet is like winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics.

      Even if you win, you're still retarded.

    13. Re:WTF? by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's really original. Or it least it was the first time I heard it, about 15 years ago.

    14. Re:WTF? by sheph · · Score: 1

      Oh yes!!! Please do!!! That's a great idea. That way when the password gets compromised an attacker will have access to everything protected by that password. Frockin' awesome!! /sarcasm

      Would it be too much to ask to let those who know security and their systems best to manage them without government interferance? Hmmmm? I know there are people out there who really believe that the government is the solution to every single problem we face. I'd like to refer those people to the gulf of Mexico, immigration reform, federal deficit, medicare, social security, unemployment, and in a few short years health care (mark my words it's going to be bad on a biblical scale). In short, the government is quite adept at taking our money and making it disappear while providing little to no tangible benefit. Please let's not give them any more power than they already have.

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  4. Strange name by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Strange name for a bill thats made for limiting and controlling the flow of information in case of, well just about anything. War on drugs, immigrants, terrorists, citizens?

    If there was any real concern about cyber security, Windows would be outright banned on the spot.

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    1. Re:Strange name by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

      Strange name for a bill thats made for limiting and controlling the flow of information in case of, well just about anything. War on drugs, immigrants, terrorists, citizens?

      ...or in case of breaking news stories via places like the wikileaks channel, or other reporting of recent world events not in line with the Fed/Corporate interests...

  5. Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this passes. (and it will, in some form) I bet we will have a 'threat' within 5 years.

    And they just won't give back control of the net.

    Hope i'm wrong. but... that doesn't happen often.

    1. Re:Wager time! by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hope your wrong too. We've been in some sort of state of emergency since the New Deal.

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    2. Re:Wager time! by lennier1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Given that nowadays the government IS the threat it's really ironic.

    3. Re:Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh you dreamer you... *when* this passes (not *if*), we'll have a "threat" within days.. and
      the internet, as we know it today will end on that day...

    4. Re:Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that nowadays the government IS the threat it's really ironic.

      "nowadays"?

    5. Re:Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, always.

    6. Re:Wager time! by camg188 · · Score: 1

      The internet, as we know it today, will end when Congress figures out how to tax it (without serious political backlash).

    7. Re:Wager time! by WCMI92 · · Score: 0, Troll

      If this passes, it's time to quit using commercially produced routers and firewalls and to start making our own with OS's such as Linux, which isn't actually hard to do.

      I'd imagine that there will be regulations requiring "Obama backdoors" in commercial security products to "facilitate" government control of networks "in case of emergency". Which will make those products insecure by design.

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    8. Re:Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've been in some sort of state of emergency since the New Deal

      And when you throw in all the wars and battles we've been involved in over the years, we've been in some sort of state of emergency since the first pilgrims discovered that some of the natives don't like them.

    9. Re:Wager time! by WCMI92 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I love it. The Slashdot tradition of "mention Obama in a negative context is a troll" continues. Political disagreement is not trolling.

      Put the Obama Kool-Aid down and step away!

      I remember all the Bush bashing here over the PATRIOT Act. In which I joined in on, I always have opposed that law.

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    10. Re:Wager time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this passes. (and it will, in some form) I bet we will have a 'threat' within 5 years.

      And they just won't give back control of the net.

      Hope i'm wrong. but... that doesn't happen often.

      ahhhnd.. if us (7 billion good citizens of the earth) let the hand full of scum (ie. government leaders, cops, etc) do this to us.. then we deserve it.. for not fighting the scum..and go down with some respect.

    11. Re:Wager time! by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1
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  6. Which will be extended to? by LatencyKills · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And how long before "imminent cyberthreat" is software piracy, child pornography, or any number of other crimes du jour? Thanks but no thanks - we'll take care of our own tubes.

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    1. Re:Which will be extended to? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Honestly, what else would you expect from Senator Palpatine?

      Joe Lieberman has yet to see a policy to expand government power that he didn't like, usually in the name of fighting terrorism. He's more-or-less the civil liberties antithesis of Russ "No on PATRIOT Act" Feingold. If the Democrats had any cajones, they would have booted him from his committee posts a long time ago.

      Now, what makes him different from Republicans is that he tends to support expanding government regulations on business as well as on individuals.

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  7. Quick!! by kronosopher · · Score: 1, Troll

    Kill the internet before independent media exposes the banking cartels for the criminals that they are.

    1. Re:Quick!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this mod'd Troll? You absolute fools; the banks want to take your freedom of speech. They will destroy and rebuild the internet to do it. HIDE BEHIND YOUR VEIL OF LIES, BELIEVE THE MAINSTREAM PROPAGANDA and ignore people who tell you the truth, and if somehow you manage to get to sleep tonight, know what an fucking idiot you are.

    2. Re:Quick!! by kronosopher · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised this was mod'd troll. Most people are so indoctrinated by the mainstream media that they are incapable of believing their own government would ever do anything bad. Soon enough the ring of dissenting voices will resonate "imminent terrorist threat" through corporate echo chambers.

  8. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How do you know they can't already do it? Have you fully audited the entire software and hardware stacks of any routers you're using? Are you only using OpenBSD?

    Worse, are you using any networking hardware manufactured in, say, China, which may have been modified prior to manufacture?

    1. Re:Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No audit will protect you. Save bahaviour and systems will protect you and your privacy.

    2. Re:Are you sure? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The probability that your systems and behaviours are really secure is much higher if you actively looked for weaknesses and fixed those you found.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  9. Uncle Sam Knows Best by lseltzer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right, because the Federal Government knows better how to secure a network than private industry.

    1. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and DHS is the best at coming into a crisis and ensuring that it is fixed fast.

      How is a 3rd party, who has rarely if ever seen your system, going to come in and magically fix issues when the person who uses it everyday cannot?

    2. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like they can stop leaking oil wells better than an oil company !

    3. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by jimbolauski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How is a 3rd party, who has rarely if ever seen your system, going to come in and magically fix issues when the person who uses it everyday cannot?

      You're under the delusion that this bill's true intention is to help, but truthfully it's nothing more then a power grab. First they got control of the car companies under a financial emergency, next they went after control of health care because of a health care emergency, they are currently going after control of wall street because of the financial emergency, why would it surprise you that they are going after the internet (where information is freely disseminated) to control it under the threat of a cyber-emergency.

      “You don’t ever want a crisis to go to waste; it’s an opportunity to do important things that you would otherwise avoid.” Rahm Emanuel

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      P= W/t
      t=Money
      Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
    4. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      Federal government or government in general pretty much knows less about how to do ANYTHING (excepting the military) than anyone else. Look at how they dealt with Katrina, and the keystone kop operation going on in the gulf right now with the oil spill. If you depend on the government instead of yourself to save you from disaster or from starving or from cyber attack, guess what, they can't.

      Also, having dealt with government IT people back when I still worked for a service provider, I can say from experience that those who work in private industry are FAR more capable than those who work for government...

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      Corporatism != Free Market
    5. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by charliemopps11 · · Score: 1

      How many people would this agency employ? The manpower required to do this would be staggering. Unless they think they can just say "Give us up to date network maps!" at which point 99% of the ISPs out there would say "Network whatsits?"

    6. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and the keystone kop operation going on in the gulf right now with the oil spill..."

      Yeah, because BP is owned by the government...

      You're a moron. Quit trying to spin this into anti-government when the root cause was a private corporation.

    7. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      Well, give them credit for the highly successful Wars on Poverty, Racism, Drugs and Terror. Look, an America with no poor people, no racism, no drugs and no terror. See how well it works?

    8. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by organgtool · · Score: 1

      Right on! It's not like the federal government created the internet. And they certainly didn't create multiple generations of software that actively monitor almost all internet traffic. And it's not like they have some agency that specializes in developing additional security onto our current technology.

      And congratulations on entirely missing the point. Regardless of whether or not the federal government is capable of securing civilian nets by taking control, the point is that this system could be abused too easily to silence the portions of the net with dissenting political views.

    9. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by MrFurious5150 · · Score: 1

      I feel your sarcasm, but I think the comparison is apt. As a publicly traded company, BP is responsible to the shareholders. This means there is the possibility that BP might, for instance, withhold information about the size and scope of the disaster in the Gulf in an effort to limit their liability. This is not a value judgment...it is only normal behavior for any public company. The President, however, is responsible to the American people, and nationalization of BP for the duration of the crisis (as recently advocated by Robert Reich) would ensure that the correct incentives are in place to stop the leak and clean up the spill, rather than limit liability. Viewed through this lens, I think nationalization of the telecoms in the event of a cyberattack may be the right step to take.

    10. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by dachshund · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First they got control of the car companies under a financial emergency,

      What, who? You mean a subset of the American car industry (excluding Ford) that was about to go out of business anyway. It's a huge political turkey and if the government could get rid of that "control" (sell the industries off to private bidders at a reasonable price) they damn well would.

      next they went after control of health care because of a health care emergency

      What? This is gibberish.

      why would it surprise you that they are going after the internet

      "They" being Joe Lieberman, a formerly Democratic senator who's now an Independent senator who campaigned vigorously for both George Bush and Republican presidential candidate John McCain. Did I mention Lieberman was a huge chearleader for the Iraq war and Bush's anti-terrorism policies, including PATRIOT? If by "they" you mean the misguided fuckers who ran the country into the ground from 2000-2008, you're very much in the right.

      Jesus christ, it's sad to see this stuff on Slashdot rated +5, Interesting.

    11. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by rraylion · · Score: 0

      Exactly...

      A cyber attack is immenient and lets say they even get ballsy enough to tell you before-hand... well concidering if the network is profound enough to endanger civilian or military interests then it is probably one COMPLEX network... I mean theyy aren't trying to hack into a McDonald's cash register... we are talking the something that has massive infrastructure and greater dependance ...

      So operators from the Fed are going to step in and attempt to better secure a network they have A) never seen before B) not know the innate systems ruels of C) no knowledge of its complete design

      You ever tried to fully describe a complex system to someone totally on theier first day at work and turn to them and say 'you know have 48 hours to completely secure this system from a potential threat' -- the newbie would go around shutting off the power and disabling the main routers... cause you can't grasp truely massive systems in days.. or even weeks, it takes monthes and years to know whats there.. whats been recently changed and is worth looking into.

      Lets face it - Uncle Sam wants a gmail account or two.

    12. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by htdrifter · · Score: 1

      How many people would this agency employ? The manpower required to do this would be staggering.

      Job creation at it's finest!
      At least until they off-shore it.

    13. Re:Uncle Sam Knows Best by BDF · · Score: 1

      The policy is Framework being put into place. Dangerous framework. Specifically, which part of the constitution gives congress the authority to take over any private individual or company's network (or any other property for that matter)? If none, then please refer to 10th Amendment. And tell Lieberman where to go. The emergencies will happen -- Never let a good emergency go to waste. Seems a new one is generated every month lately.

  10. What would they do with it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would "take control" mean. Would the Feds have any clue how to run said network. It just means the same people would be running the network but being given "probably" nonsense commands from a FEMA person.

  11. before you can pass online security... by Xenious · · Score: 1

    You need to unplug your modem and your network cable. Please place them both on a bin and send them down the belt. Please DO NOT place any items on top of the modem. Place all other items in a separate bin.

    Some days I wish we could just dissolve the DHS. Remember when it just meant department of human services? Those were the good old days.

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    1. Re:before you can pass online security... by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Well, the US has its "Department of Homeland Security" and the totalitarian East German regime had its "Department of State Security".

      Why do I see a pattern?

    2. Re:before you can pass online security... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Well, the US has its "Department of Homeland Security" and the totalitarian East German regime had its "Department of State Security".

      Why do I see a pattern?

      So do I. And we all know where it ends. Next up someone invokes G--win's name. (But it won't be me! Oh no, I won't fall into that trap!)

  12. i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

    its the same argument used by those who stand against gay's right to marry: "if we let gays marry, then people will be marrying sheep! polygamy will be legal too!" bullshit. people understand that homosexual marriage is not bestiality or multiple wives

    or howabout: "if they legalize marijuana they will legalize meth and heroin too!" no. meth is not marijuana. heroin is not marijuana. everyone understands the radical differences between these drugs

    if you can understand that those who use the bullshit tactic of the slippery slope against gay marriage or marijuana legalization are trafficking in fear and hysteria, then maybe you can see that in your own words, is the exact same fear and hysteria

    so, just so you clearly understand... no: a cyberattack is not piracy. a cyberattack is not pedophilia. common sense attempts to secure a network is not going to be confused with efforts against piracy. or pedophilia

    really. we all understand the difference. really

    people, please: shut up with the bullshit slippery slope arguments. whenever you find yourself arguing in terms of the slippery slope, you have lost your grasp on rationality and reason and are simply fearful, hysterical, and confused. there is no such thing as a slippery slope. repeat: there is no such thing as a slippery slope

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    1. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by HopefulIntern · · Score: 2, Funny

      Karl Rove? Is that you? You don't work there anymore!

    2. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by VShael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can give me ONE example, where a set of laws were introduced (like the Patriot Act) with the promise they wouldn't go down slippery slope, AND THEY KEPT THAT PROMISE, then I'll shut up about the slippery slope.

      Okay?

    3. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Nugoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When was the last time you saw someone react rationally to child porn? I give it 8 years, long enough that people are used the bill, before they start overraeching with it.

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    4. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

      And the "there is no slippery slope" argument implies that everyone in the room shares your opinions on everything that matters.

      Note that we're talking about government here. The government's objectives at any given time are not necessarily the same as your objectives. They're not even necessarily similar to your objectives.

      Do remember all the screaming about the PATRIOT Act. And then look back over the last eight years and see how much of that has actually happened...

      As to the question of legalizing Gay Marriage...personally, I'm pretty much indifferent to the question, but I hate to break it to you, but the arguments used to justify gay marriage work quite well to justify polygamy/polyandry/polygyny. If I were a Mormon, I'd already be planning my ad campaign for the 2020 election season....

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    5. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As to the question of legalizing Gay Marriage...personally, I'm pretty much indifferent to the question, but I hate to break it to you, but the arguments used to justify gay marriage work quite well to justify polygamy/polyandry/polygyny. If I were a Mormon, I'd already be planning my ad campaign for the 2020 election season....

      Nobody wants to prevent polygamy except the utterly undesirable who will be unable to attract a mate if they have other options. I'm sure most women would rather be the "second wife" to someone attractive, kind, or both than to be the first one to most of these fat old fucks making laws and whipping religious conservatives into a froth of voting fervor. It's not like making such unions illegal prevents them from forming, it just means that the participants lack legal rights, which is what this is all about, anyway. Giving rights to married couples is a violation of constitutional rights preventing laws which respect an establishment of religion, but we can't even get "In God We Trust" off the money after the Supremes ruled that it refers specifically to Jehovah.

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    6. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants to prevent polygamy except the utterly undesirable who will be unable to attract a mate if they have other options.

      Spoken like someone who has never read any of the history on the subject.

      Actually, pretty much everyone in the Western World opposes the idea. Because if they didn't, it would've been legal centuries ago....

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    7. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by ndavis · · Score: 1

      the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

      its the same argument used by those who stand against gay's right to marry: "if we let gays marry, then people will be marrying sheep! polygamy will be legal too!" bullshit. people understand that homosexual marriage is not bestiality or multiple wives

      or howabout: "if they legalize marijuana they will legalize meth and heroin too!" no. meth is not marijuana. heroin is not marijuana. everyone understands the radical differences between these drugs

      if you can understand that those who use the bullshit tactic of the slippery slope against gay marriage or marijuana legalization are trafficking in fear and hysteria, then maybe you can see that in your own words, is the exact same fear and hysteria

      so, just so you clearly understand... no: a cyberattack is not piracy. a cyberattack is not pedophilia. common sense attempts to secure a network is not going to be confused with efforts against piracy. or pedophilia

      really. we all understand the difference. really

      people, please: shut up with the bullshit slippery slope arguments. whenever you find yourself arguing in terms of the slippery slope, you have lost your grasp on rationality and reason and are simply fearful, hysterical, and confused. there is no such thing as a slippery slope. repeat: there is no such thing as a slippery slope

      While I agree that the slippery slope argument is bull to most rational people you have to realize the government is not rational and espeically lawyers who like to sue and overactive partens who believe that the law should be used to secure then when they feel scared even over the dumbest thing. These people would use the slippery slope to there advantage to try and pass more crap through the government.

      So I think we should not allow this as I don't want idiots who are scared to push through more crap.

    8. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you make a decent point, it all depends on the actual wording of the bill. Unless we've all read the bill - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that 99% of the people posting here haven't - it's impossible to say whether this could be a "slippery slope" scenario. Your examples aside, it DOES happen.

      From the wording of the linked article, I am inferring that this is simply meant to protect government interests - so that if, for example, a government contractor were to get hacked and have Top Secret documents stolen, the government would be able to step in and legally take over their network in order to track the hack to its source. I think that from a national security perspective, this is probably necessary.

      However, I haven't actually read the bill. There is always a chance that it is either written poorly (very common) or will change significantly before being passed (even more common; ex: the recent healthcare bills). Depending on how it is written, it could easily toe the line of privacy rights and/or allow government access to private networks beyond the corporate sector.

    9. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by DarkIcon · · Score: 1

      There rarely are rational thinking people in the room.
      Rational people would have very little need for government at all.

      There really is a "slippery slope" in human psychology, but it goes by terms such as "cognitive inertia" and "confirmation bias". Once people get an idea stuck in their heads, they tend to go with it (to their deaths, at times) even when all logic points the other directions.

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    10. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Calinous · · Score: 1

      Polygamy is a forbidden subject with an (european) history of almost two millennia, and America is (in many ways) not different at all from the Europe (especially in those old forbidden subjects).

    11. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by swillden · · Score: 1

      If I were a Mormon, I'd already be planning my ad campaign for the 2020 election season....

      FYI, Mormons who practice polygamy are excommunicated, and that wouldn't change if the practice were legalized.

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    12. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by WCMI92 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am a conservative who opposed (and still opposes) the PATRIOT act just for this reason. I am against giving the government ANY additional power or control over citizens. Especially ones with such huge possibility for misuse. I didn't want Bush to have the PATRIOT act because I knew that someday there'd be someone like Obama come along to also use it. What has this guy taken over so far? 2/3rds of the US auto industry, the entire banking industry, and now the healthcare system. Yeah, do we want to allow them to take over the private network infrastructure too?

      They can't even get unemployment back under 9%.

      History has proven that whenever you give government power that CAN be abused, it WILL be abused.

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    13. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the "there is no slippery slope" argument implies that everyone in the room shares your opinions on everything that matters.

      Wrong. But then this is Slashdot, where the lectern is what's valuable; not what you say from it.

    14. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      The slippery slope is a fallacy, except when dealing with government. When dealing with government, the slippery slope is Page 1 of the operations manual for increasing government control over everything.

    15. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      > I'm sure most women would rather be the "second wife" to someone attractive, kind, or both

      It's nice that you feel you have the confidence to speak for myself and my friends. Your powers of perception must be quite legendary.

    16. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It has been illegal to drive under the influence of alchool. After many years, it still legal to bath under the influence of alchool.

    17. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's nice that you feel you have the confidence to speak for myself and my friends. Your powers of perception must be quite legendary.

      Your anecdotally taking exception to my comment is as meaningful as my comment itself, which is to say, fucking useless. Even you don't know how you would react given such a chance and you certainly don't know how your friends would do. You are a product of your environment, in which ten corporations control over 95% of all media in this country and over 50% of all media in the world. Or in short, you have been brainwashed, and your reactionary response demonstrates this fact nicely.

      Personally, I use the many women who are single rather than being with some jackass who won't treat them right as evidence that monogamy ain't everything, but I have no proof either way. Then again, neither do you, so you've added nothing to this conversation except snark, of which there is already an overabundance here.

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    18. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Kjella · · Score: 1

      polygamy will be legal too!

      Unlike today, they can just sleep together, have children together, live together, write the same kind of contracts those that just live together do... I just found some stats here from Norway that says only 77% of the couples living together are married, when you think of how many old married couples there are you realize very few young people marry - or at least not until they've been together for many years.

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    19. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "if we let gays marry, then people will be marrying sheep! polygamy will be legal too!"

      I don't understand why polygamy isn't legal. What's wrong with polygamy? I have more than one girlfriend, why couldn't I marry them all if I wanted to?

      "if they legalize marijuana they will legalize meth and heroin too!"

      Why shouldn't a person have the right to screw his or her life up any way they want? It's not my business if you're an alcoholic or junkie until you steal to support your habit, and then it's the theft that should put you in jail, not the dope habit.

      no: a cyberattack is not piracy

      It is in some people's minds. The slippery slope does in fact exist -- look how our rights have been eroded in the last 200 years, and the erosion is hastening. I'm not nearly as free as I was 30 years ago. A middle school kid today is FAR less free than when I was in 7th grade.

    20. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    21. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by camg188 · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the slippery slope argument is bull

      Is it? Why couldn't the exact same arguments for legalizing gay marriage be used to legalize polygamy? Or the exact same arguments for legalizing marijuana be used to legalize any drug? Particularly, once the precedent is made.
      (note: this comment is neither an endorsement or disapproval of the examples given.)

    22. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by lousyd · · Score: 1

      This history of the United States political and legal system has been one big slippery slope.

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    23. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That's funny & stupid at the same time, because while I don't always agree with circletimessquare, he's about as far away from Karl Rove as you can get.

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    24. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realize that propping up those industries likely prevented a 1930s style collapse? And that the safeguards which were removed (and safeguards which were not put into place) occurred during the 14 years that the Republicans controlled both houses of congress? And that it was President Bush who bought out the banking industry?

      The problem with this particular law is that we don't need it. The president has this power in the event of an immanent attack or war anyway. IMHO, this is posturing - and counterproductive.

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    25. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to prevent polygamy except the utterly undesirable who will be unable to attract a mate

      If by nobody you mean everybody, then I agree. I read an article that describes exactly how polygamy places a key role in the creation of islamic suicide bombers.

      Basically, as one rich jackass buys up all the women for his harem, it leaves less and less potential for the average man to acquire a mate (something most societies say is essential to leading a 'normal happy life').

      Once you've been indoctrinated to believe that you will never acquire a mate, and that means you'll never be happy, it becomes easy to persuade one to commit suicide and murder others at the same time.

      In God We Trust will be on the money as long as the majority (many sources say currently 80%) of us believe that. So on that one, all I have to say is "Fuck you, you loud minority."

    26. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by JustOK · · Score: 1

      After many years, it still legal to bath under the influence of alchool.

      Not in the fountain at the park.

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    27. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      "Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it."

      -Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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    28. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice argument. You're officially a douche.

    29. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I agree with you completely, because a slippery slope implies a loss of control on everyone's part. What we deal with in these matters is better referred to as moving the Overton Window because there are people purposely moving it in the direction they choose.

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    30. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Federal income tax (temporary to pay for war), social security number (only for benefits), healthcare (optional, but not buying is now a federal crime), FISA court and wiretapping, the COMMERCE CLAUSE, Roe v Wade (abortion only in circumstances).

      Don't tell me that there is no slippery slope. Don't call me fearful, hysterical, or confused. READ SOME FRICKIN HISTORY. idiot.

    31. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't the exact same arguments for legalizing gay marriage be used to legalize polygamy?

      The only purpose to government-endorsed marriage is that your spouse has certain legal rights, one of the most important being the right to make medical decisions on your behalf. The issue that polygamy introduces that gay marriage does not is that there would be multiple people with the same legal authority, which means you have to create some way of resolving differing opinions among the spouses. This is the same reason that the argument that gay marriage will lead to people being allowed to marry their pets fails; your dog and your sheep are not capable of making medical decisions for you.

      Or the exact same arguments for legalizing marijuana be used to legalize any drug?

      The medical effects of marijuana, heroin, and cocaine are all pretty well understood. It isn't difficult at all to recognize the different levels of danger in each one.

    32. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      "the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room"

      We are talking about the government here, ergo, there ARE no rational thinking people in the room. Q.E.D.

    33. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by hitmark · · Score: 1
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    34. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by hitmark · · Score: 1

      actually, on some of the forbidden subjects, USA seems to be lagging behind in its attitudes.

      consider the issue of same sex marriages.

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    35. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're still a douche. Go back to elementary school, son, or whatever you do to educate your ten-year-olds in Mexico.

    36. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, Bush was misusing it pretty quickly after it was passed. Taking over corporations has nothing to do with the Patriot Act, in any case. The closest argument that could be made for this, that I see, is an idea of 'attitude' about power.

    37. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why polygamy isn't legal. What's wrong with polygamy? I have more than one girlfriend, why couldn't I marry them all if I wanted to?

      If polygamy is legal then men will have to be good to women because women won't have to choose from a pool of men that gets shittier as it gets smaller. But then, the same is true of men choosing women. Ever hear "the good ones are taken"? Well, it's mostly true! The "good ones" pair off, their relationships tend to survive, and you end up with a pool of losers with occasional gems who were simply unlucky. This results in good people paired off with bad ones; you can determine what makes them "good" or "bad" for yourself, there's a million reasons why either label could apply and they are all subjective. Instead, why not expand relationships between the pair, and let whole groups of "good" be formed? There are probably numerous reasons. The one that comes to mind immediately is that a lot of the people who make the rules are bad mates by almost anyone's measurement. Another is simple selfishness; the "bad" and lonely will be opposed to such a system because they will be worried that it will make mates harder to find, without concern for the results.

      And what could the results be? Many claim that it would result in too much societal pressure because of the people who can't find mates. The problem I have that that idea is that those who should be able to find mates can do so. Those who are not good mates will have trouble finding a good mate, which is as it should be! Further, I believe that people who are poor mates need to spend time without one to realize that they need to alter their own behavior. For some people there is no hope, and they will remain selfish perpetrators of poor mating behavior all their life. Why should they even have a mate who they will only make miserable? There's no human right to a mate.

      I'm not nearly as free as I was 30 years ago. A middle school kid today is FAR less free than when I was in 7th grade.

      Public school is about indoctrination, not education. As such, public school is child abuse. Even if your child wants to go to public school, permitting them to go spend time in an unnatural environment in which their rights are taken away is not good training for life, unless their life is intended to consist entirely of military service. If you intend to raise soldiers or police officers, by all means, send them to public school. Anyone else is doing their child a great disservice. All parents must give up your destructive lifestyle and make raising your children job #1, or admit that they had them for entirely selfish reasons and don't really care about them. If that means giving up the big screen TV and the second car so that you have enough money to spend enough time with your children to educate them (think co-op) then so be it. Note that I have no kids, because I know I'm selfish and poorly prepared to raise them, and am responsible enough to make that decision. You can say I'm unqualified to comment because I have none; I say that's precisely why I'm qualified to comment. Not to mention, apparently unlike most other adults, I remember vividly what it felt like to be in that environment, and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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    38. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your assessment of Obama's actions, but agree with your reasoning for opposing the Patriot Act (and bills like it). Whenever you are granting a government agency a new power, you should always ask yourself: How would someone with political views exactly opposite mine use these powers? How would I feel about those uses?

      If you wouldn't disapprove of that hypothetical person's use of the powers, go ahead and support the new government powers. If you'd oppose it even a little bit, then don't support the new governmental powers. Eventually, someone will come into power who will use it in a way you don't approve of 100%. When that happens, your wonderful new law that the official you supported was going to use to better society will become an awful law being used to destroy our great country. (Or so it will seem in your mind.)

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    39. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by barzok · · Score: 1

      the arguments used to justify gay marriage work quite well to justify polygamy/polyandry/polygyny. If I were a Mormon, I'd already be planning my ad campaign for the 2020 election season

      Hate to break this to you, but the real Church of Latter-Day Saints has distanced themselves from polywhatever/bigamy for a few decades. It's the fundamentalists (the ones you saw all over the news a couple years ago) who are still pushing all that - they're a minority extremist sect which was more or less driven out of Utah & away from the primary LDS a long time ago.

    40. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      You know what I'm sick of? The fucking Argument from Fallacy fallacy.

      Do you remember all of those fun new anti-terrism laws we got? Good thing they never get abused because drug trafficing and other domestic crimes clearly are not terrorism. [/sarcasm]

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    41. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by hitmark · · Score: 1

      with dna testing and such, the twin pillars of female virginity and marriage is no longer needed.

      all that is needed is a clear legal contract about inheritance in case of one party dying for whatever reason (outside of being killed by the partner).

      religion is social practices codified, becoming something similar to "law" but using mental mechanics much the same as a parent child interaction (with the parent being the deity).

      there is also the element of the empowered woman. As man and woman is equal in the eyes of the law regarding rights, the woman have less need to keep the man around for economic support while raising a child. Especially once one create structures that act pretty much the same as the generational groups, where other people take on the task of watching over a gathering of children while the rest of the group is off doing other tasks (kindergarden and school basically).

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    42. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by HopefulIntern · · Score: 1

      Well, I should have quoted the last bit, so it could be taken out of context. I agree, the examples provided are quite the opposite of something Rove would say.

    43. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i suspect that can be applied to just about any social system that exist long enough.

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    44. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting that the people in the room understand the Internet to be a series of tubes.

    45. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You do realize that propping up those industries likely prevented a 1930s style collapse?

      It's too early to draw that conclusion. A lot of smart economists think that we've just delayed the inevitable and made the eventual crash that much worse. Time will tell of course -- but capitalism without creative destruction is no longer capitalism. All of the resources being used to prop up those failing companies are resources that can't be used by smaller and more nimble enterprises.

      And that the safeguards which were removed (and safeguards which were not put into place) occurred during the 14 years that the Republicans controlled both houses of congress?

      What are you, some sort of Democratic partisan? The repeal of Glass-Steagall was signed into law by Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton deregulated the telecom and communications industries. Democrats in Congress in Bush's 2nd term blocked needed reforms of Fannie and Freddie. Both parties are to blame for this mess.

      And that it was President Bush who bought out the banking industry?

      How did then Senator Obama vote on those bailouts?

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    46. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      That's nice in theory.

      In reality, religious groups use polygamy as a mechanism for controlling and abusing women. All of the bad aspects of the legal recognition of marriage (women getting stuck in abusive relationships) are amplified.

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    47. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't a person have the right to screw his or her life up any way they want?

      look how our rights have been eroded in the last 200 years, and the erosion is hastening. I'm not nearly as free as I was 30 years ago.

      I love seeing you make comments like this and then turn around and support the health care reform legislation and it's individual mandate in a different discussion......

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    48. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Overzeetop's defense, he was trying to refute WCMI92's equally skewed anti-Obama arguments.

      I'm not disagreeing with you that Democrats are just as at fault (I don't believe that there are ANY politicians in a seat of power who aren't acting for the benefit of various lobbyists, be they D or R), but rather in that same vein I feel I should mention that Phil Gramm and Thomas Bliley should have equal responsibility with Clinton in the Glass-Steagall mess. Sure, Clinton should not have signed that, but Gramm and Blilely were pushing very hard for the repeal (and Weill was throwing a ton of money at his lobbyists). To hell with all of them.

    49. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If you can give me ONE example, where a set of laws were introduced (like the Patriot Act) with the promise they wouldn't go down slippery slope, AND THEY KEPT THAT PROMISE, then I'll shut up about the slippery slope.

      The recent bank bailouts where the "slippery slope" presented by critics was a complete and permanent government direct management of banking, and where instead money is being paid back and the banks continue to be privately managed in the interests of their shareholders (or, at least, their management.)

      I'll be the first to say you shouldn't trust on faith a politicians claims about how a law will be applied (or even its contents), and, particularly relevant to this law, any claim that a bill crafted by Joe Lieberman granting executive "emergency" powers will be carefully crafted to apply narrowly.

    50. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you completely, except that you seem to be one of those people who are only capable of seeing abuse of power when it happens on the other side of the political line.

      I won't waste our time recounting the numerous abuses of power by the Bush administration; if you're incapable of admitting they were there, you never will.

      regarding "industrial takeover:" None of this required the patriot act, and none of those industries would have survived without bailout (save healthcare, which Obama has never been covert about: it was a major part of his platform, so blame voters, not a draconian president); further, really deep recession and/or depression would have been inevitable without intervention -- the market might have corrected itself, but no one can tell how bad it would have become before things turned around. But perhaps most importantly, the bailout plan was written YEARS before Obama was even president, and by Bush appointments. Oh, and remember when McCain and Obama flew to the capital to "work on the stimulus package?" Yeah. BOTH of them. No one actually opposed this bailout, because no one actually wanted to see how bad it would get. That's why it passed so quickly (and it did -- it passed /super/ fast compared to most legislation.)

      Oh, and unemployment was at 7% and climbing fast at the end of the Bush administration. The point of everything the Obama administration has done is stopgap; further, I think the high unemployment rate actually disproves your fear that slippery slope will happen during the Obama administration -- the current administration is willing to let the market correct itself post-intervention, and isn't attempting a socialist takeover of the industries it bailed out in order to increase employment to make themselves look good.

      Marxists are better economists than Capitalists in this since: modern Marxists are only capable of theorizing what went wrong, whereas modern capitalists are only capable of theorizing why it wasn't capitalism's fault. Most economists -- especially the academics -- are more concerned with defending [insert ideology] than revealing truth, or even theorizing how [insert ideology] can help us get out of the mess, other than purposefully ambiguous commands ("invisible hand!", "worker revolt!", etc.). And truth is what is going to keep my life painless and prosperous.

      That said, Obama isn't a saint: ACTA, failure to repeal some of the Bush-era's more draconian legislation (which you can't totally blame him for, repealing legislation is super hard), RIAA doj appointments, etc. are all inexcusable.

    51. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You can say I'm unqualified to comment because I have none

      I wouldn't; having kids doesn't make you good at parenting. Lots of bad parenting advice comes from parents.

    52. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      It's too early to draw that conclusion. A lot of smart economists think that we've just delayed the inevitable and made the eventual crash that much worse. Time will tell of course

      No, it won't.

      If you want to believe that a crash is "inevitable" and can only be "delayed", then you can continue to say that new events have "delayed" it and made it "much worse" when it eventually comes until the heat death of the universe.

    53. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

      We're talking about the US government, right?

    54. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      "if we let gays marry, then people will be marrying sheep! polygamy will be legal too!" bullshit. people understand that homosexual marriage is not bestiality or multiple wives

      While you're perfectly correct, at least with polyamory you could very well argue that it should be legal. Personally I'd rather see the government stop getting involved in marriage completely, but I imagine it will be a cold day in hell before the tax benefits go away, so the second best would be to ensure it isn't discriminating against people.

      Of course none of this changes the fact that it is quite a different matter. I just think it's a poor example because there really isn't a good reason to prohibit people from marrying more than one person.

    55. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are you, some sort of Democratic partisan? The repeal of Glass-Steagall was signed into law by Bill Clinton.

      What are you, a Republican partisan? A republican controlled congress introduced the legislation and passed it with a veto-proof majority. Of course Clinton signed the bill. To do otherwise was to ensure he suffered a humiliating veto, and paint him as the odd-one out in a time when most powerful lobbies, media organisations, and parties were hell-bent on deregulating everything.

      That said, I blame the democrats just us much. Not for the current crisis, which was by and large a natural consequence of conservative "deregulate everything and let the market decide" thinking, but for not having the backbone to oppose this shit on principle even when it was in vogue, and for not pointing the finger more loudly at those responsible: Republicans and so-called "blue dog" democrats that have spent the last 20 years dismantling the regulatory structures put into place after the last depression, which were largely responsible for the economic stability we enjoyed throughout most of the 20th century, and for doing so in the wake of the Savings and Loan scandals which had already amply demonstrated exactly why the banking industry shouldn't be deregulated in this way.

      There's plenty of bad governance on all sides, but this economic collapse was a direct result of the policies that stemmed from right-wing "get the government out of business" knee-jerk deregulation, of which the republican repeal of Glass-Steagall (with the "bipartisan" help of conservative blue-dog democrats-only-in-name and a centrist democratic president who, frankly, behaved more like a republican than most republicans after his health-care reform failed) was but one part of the problem.

      And please don't start claiming this was driven by liberal requirements for fair-lending practices...there was never a mandate to lend to people who couldn't pay back their loans. That particular Republican talking point has been debunked more times than anyone can count. CDSes and exotics required debt to be underwritten, and it was pure profit motive for more debt, to sell more exotics, to line the pockets of greedy inside-traders with more money, that required more lending, far and away beyond anything required or encouraged by the US government. This was deregulated markets in action, "greed is good" in an environment of historically low interset rates kept low for political purposes by the Bush administration, leading to a very natural and predictable result.

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    56. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by BancBoy · · Score: 1

      If I were a Mormon, I'd already be planning my ad campaign for the 2020 election season....

      You are...
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    57. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't support the current health care legislation -- it's a gift to the insurance companies. I want the same system they have in civilized countries. I look forward to Medicare; my parents are perfectly happy with it.

      The right to get sick and die because one can't afford medical care isn't a right I support.

    58. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      A republican controlled congress introduced the legislation and passed it with a veto-proof majority.

      Which would still imply that the Democrats share some of the blame, because at no point in recent memory have the Republicans had veto-proof majorities in both Houses of Congress on their own.

      of which the republican repeal of Glass-Steagall (with the "bipartisan" help of conservative blue-dog democrats-only-in-name

      I've never heard Chuck Schumer described as a blue dog before. Here's the roll call vote for it. I see a lot of Democrats in the "yea" column that are considered "progressive". Why don't you just own up to the fact that the Democrat's hands are just as dirty as those of the GOP?

      To quote a US Senator from my home state, "Everybody is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts."

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    59. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with exception that your initial premise failed, assuming by "room" you meant "Federal Government"

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    60. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you right back. I'm not even American and I know that your government isn't allowed to promote religion.

      You must hate America, fuck-face.

    61. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prevented it? How so? From what I see in the markets, it put off the inevitable, and when it hits it will be much worse because of the "prevention".

    62. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

      Yep, ridiculous. Wait - we are talking about politicians here...

    63. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by haxney · · Score: 1

      What has this guy taken over so far? 2/3rds of the US auto industry, the entire banking industry, and now the healthcare system. Yeah, do we want to allow them to take over the private network infrastructure too?

      They can't even get unemployment back under 9%.

      Do you see the problem with these two paragraphs? The first one is arguing against government intervention in the economy, while the second is complaining about complaining about insufficient (positive) government intervention in the economy.

      Now, it would be perfectly reasonable to say, "the federal government has shown itself to be ineffective at managing the economy, as evidenced by its recent mismanagement of the banking and auto industries, so I don't want them having as big of a hand in the economy." That means that they don't have as much of an ability to make positive changes to the economy, since they have less control. Obviously, things like setting interest rates and taxes are very different from purchasing ownership of a company, but I read your comment (perhaps incorrectly) as being against expanding federal government influence in the economy in general, not just specifically those cases where it achieves this through direct acquisitions.

      It is inconsistent to say "I don't want the government involved in the economy, but I want them to fix it!"

      History has proven that whenever you give government power that CAN be abused, it WILL be abused.

      Here, we are in agreement.

    64. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can give me ONE example, where a set of laws were introduced (like the Patriot Act) with the promise they wouldn't go down slippery slope, AND THEY KEPT THAT PROMISE SO FAR, I won't shut up about the slippery slope.

      Okay?

      ftfy. ;)

    65. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by lannocc · · Score: 1

      Giving rights to married couples is a violation of constitutional rights preventing laws which respect an establishment of religion...

      Excellent point! Marriage should not be anywhere in U.S. law if we were following the constitution. That does however still leave the government to define civil unions however they (I mean we, the people) want. It should be a state thing, much like establishment of corporations.

    66. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by L3370 · · Score: 1

      You didn't even have to wait for Obama to abuse the PATRIOT Act. Bush did that rather well while he was still in office too.

    67. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by BDF · · Score: 1

      Actually, many of us have studied history, and the idiotic policies of FDR that EXTENDED the great depression by many years. 'Propping up' by the govt only makes things worse.

    68. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by BDF · · Score: 1

      You really should follow up on the hearings regarding the housing market. It was actually all Democrats that were insisting that all was well, and nothing could go wrong. Republicans put the measures into place, but at the time it was clearly stated that it would be okay temporarily. As things were heading south, and they wanted to remove them, it was the Democrats who refused and swore up and down that there was zero risk in the housing market. Now I don't care what letter is beside a person's name. As far as I'm concerned, they're all mostly corrupt. But you should get your facts straight before blaming parties...

    69. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by BDF · · Score: 1

      1) Mormon's don't have more than one wife.

      2) Marriage is a judeo-christian religious institution. Yes, I know Muslims, etc... marry as well. Look at their roots - they are a branch that fell away in Old Testament times. The point is that marriage is not a gov't institution. Gov't may recognize it, but it is a religious institution. I'm all for gays having equal rights to insurance, etc... But forcing pastors to marry gays, etc... is a violation of the first Amendment. Congress would be impeding the free exercise of religion. This is an example of where separate but equal would actually apply. Civil union, life contract, whatever you want to call it, that's fine. But marriage is a religious institution between a man and a woman.

      Clearly you have no understanding of the Constitution or our Founding Fathers. The nation was founded under God, and Judeo-Christian principles. While the nation cannot respect one specific church above another (see first amendment, and actually realize what it means), the nation as a whole is based on Christian principles. The original government printed Bibles for the use in public schools.

      "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..." endowed by whom?

      "...Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed," -- Govt gets its power from whom? And they get their right from who?

      In the words of Patrick Henry: "It cannot be emphasized too strongly that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ. For this very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded assylum, prosperity and freedom of worship here."

      George Mason is called the father of the Bill of Rights, for he insisted that the first ten amendments be added to the Constitution. The purpose for such an addition? "The laws of nature are the laws of God, whose authority can be superseded by no power on earth," Mason said.

      There is an insurmountable list of historical documents / evidence showing that your position is absolutely contrary to that of the founders, and the foundation of the United States. You are free to worship, or not worship according to the dictates of your own conscience. However, the first Amendment is there to protect religion and freedom of speech. Not to remove religion.

      "Our laws and our institutions must necessarily be based upon and embody the teachings of the Redeemer of mankind. It is impossible that it should be otherwise; and in this sense and to this extent our civilization and our institutions are emphatically Christian." - United States Supreme Court, 1892.

    70. Re:i'm sick of the fallacy of the slippery slope by wwphx · · Score: 1

      One point re: legalizing pot.

      If you look closely at some of the ballot initiatives decriminalizing marijuana, it's not just pot: they're wanting to legalize all drugs. And sorry, though I think pot is less harmful to society than alcohol, I can't go for decriminalizing all drugs.

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  13. Well it was always going to be terrorism or pedos by VShael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But somehow, at some point in time, the US Government will cross the line into controlling the internet just as much as any dictatorship would. (see China)

    The only question is whether they will do it gradually enough for the people to notice, or not.

  14. They already have this power.... by realsilly · · Score: 1

    It's called cutting the power at power stations that control the power to the internet providers.

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    1. Re:They already have this power.... by Calinous · · Score: 1

      The internet providers (the big ones in any case) can go without power for days.

  15. Secure? by X10 · · Score: 1

    So they'll hack into my systems in order to make my systems secure? Next, will they break into my car to make my car more secure? Will they abduct my kids to guarantee they're secure? Who voted for these people? Oh, it's the people who didn't vote:

    "Bad politicians are elected by good people
    who don't vote" (anonymous Irish election poster showing George W.)

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  16. Bill? by RivenAleem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who is Bill, and how can he give this kind of power to the Feds?

    1. Re:Bill? by X10 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this Bill person should create an operating system, put it on everybody's computers, then give the backdoor key to the feds?

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    2. Re:Bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well all know who "Bill" is in this case, thank you very much. Although maybe "Steve" would be more adequate nowadays?

    3. Re:Bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be quite honest, when I first read the title... I found myself under the impression that it might be something about Gates and was somewhat confused. Now I see that it's yet another bill that really just... Allows the government to do what it's going to do in the event of a legitimate emergency anyways? Not to say that this bill can't be abused in "non-emergency" situations as well. All they really have to do is point the finger, wave some flags and scream for high heaven and damn near anything can be an "emergency".

  17. They'll screw it up anyway by Jawnn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The ironic part is that even if the bill passes, is signed, and the law eventually invoked, it will be "the feds" riding to the rescue of the net. Yeah, right.
    Look, I'm am no "all government intervention is bad" arm flapper. Far from it, but I'm sorry. There are clearly better hands for this task. They're running the net every day and repelling attacks every day. So what "threat", pray tell, would be so dire that only ham-fisted government cowboys could save us?

    1. Re:They'll screw it up anyway by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're not talking about sending in crack teams of systems and network admins to quell a disaster, maybe they're instead talking about a doomsday switch (big red button) for the US Internet when it's determined there's a super-virulent worm or a picture of FLotUS in her undies.

    2. Re:They'll screw it up anyway by Fuseboy · · Score: 1

      Save us? This is to protect the government. :-)

  18. Politics on my front porch by glebovitz · · Score: 1

    Putting the power of net into the hands of the fed creates a conflict of interests. The fed is highly political and all solutions from the fed are political by nature. Decisions over the "security" of the net will be made based on political agenda and public perception. At least private industry has a vested interest in protecting their resources.

    If I were Verizon or Comcast and the fed took over the responsibility for security of my network, I would stop investing in protecting my resources and let the fed take the fall for any breaches. "I know it would have been prudent to put in anti hacking measures in my routers, but hey that's the feds role."

    I thought Joe Lieberman was a political opportunist when he was running under the Democratic ticket. He has proven his political motivations time and time again. I don't think he is a very forward thinking individual. I wish he would stay out of these issues.

    I thought network security was reason behind the funding of CERT in the 1990s. What ever happened to that effort. Oh yeah, the Internet provides became better at security then the CERT folks.

    Doh.

    1. Re:Politics on my front porch by Zarf · · Score: 1

      I thought Joe Lieberman was a political opportunist when he was running under the Democratic ticket. He has proven his political motivations time and time again. I don't think he is a very forward thinking individual. I wish he would stay out of these issues.

      I don't think I like Joe the Lieberman very much.

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    2. Re:Politics on my front porch by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      The same comcast, verizon, AT&T who all bent over and took it up the ass and then sucked the NSA's cock clean when all the NSA wanted to do was install traps on every fucking phone call, email and other bit of data going through their pipes? I trust corporations to look out for my best interests no more than I trust the government, that is not at all.

    3. Re:Politics on my front porch by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If I were Verizon or Comcast and the fed took over the responsibility for security of my network, I would stop investing in protecting my resources

      They already have. Plus, their infrastructure was largely paid for out of tax money and emminemt domain.

      I thought Joe Lieberman was a political opportunist

      All politicians are.

  19. cool linux installed for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    so... during cyber attack all US citizens will be forced to format their windows malware laden hard drives and install Linux and gun point, this is a great idea!

  20. Can't see the forest for the trees. by B5_geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Umm, excuse me Government there is a secret I think you should know:

    If your 'Critical infrastructure' is connected to a PUBLICLY accessible Internet, then you are doing something wrong.

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    1. Re:Can't see the forest for the trees. by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      The internet is considered "critical infrastructure" by the people 'doing'.

      Which I guess is part of the problem. If someone manage to crash the net then we're fucked anyway for a myriad of other reasons...

    2. Re:Can't see the forest for the trees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEh, leave our PUBIC internet alone!

    3. Re:Can't see the forest for the trees. by sheph · · Score: 1

      Ya think??? I work for a utility and this amazed me as well. At first we had to share tie line data with neighboring utilities. Then we had to provide EMS data to corporate for decision making. Now due to CIP we have to allow monitoring output through to corporate via SMTP, and SNMP. If it weren't for the feds we could cut all ties to the outside world, and vastly improve our security posture.

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  21. Get some pepto. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ts the same argument used by those who stand against gay's right to marry: "if we let gays marry, then people will be marrying sheep! polygamy will be legal too!" bullshit. people understand that homosexual marriage is not bestiality or multiple wives

    I had no problem with folks wanting to marry a sheep, cat, goat, or whatever - what they do behind closed doesn't affect me or my liberties.

    the slippery slope implies that there is no rational thinking people in the room

    It's no the people in the room I'm concerned about. It's the people making policy.

    Border patrol. They are there to secure our borders from illegal immigrants and protect the borders from invaders, but yet, they're searching citizen's laptops for child porn. What has child porn have to do with securing our borders? Or drugs for that matter. A citizen sniffing a line of coke won't jeopardize our security or our freedom, but yet, the increased powers of the border guards has limited some of our freedom - Fourth Amendment.

    Gun laws are on this continuous pendulum of restriction and liberation but the net effect over time has been more restrictions on law abiding citizens and our Second Amendment right is withering away . In the meantime, the criminals are shooting away without restriction.

    Tax laws - IRS - the Mother of all slipper slopes. The income tax was put in place to pay for a war that has long been over and paid off and yet, the laws become ever more complex and violate our rights more every year.

    No. The slippery slope argument exists because it's true. Sure there is a bit a hyperbole occasionally but it doesn't make it not true.

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    1. Re:Get some pepto. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Border patrol. They are there to secure our borders from illegal immigrants and protect the borders from invaders

      And they keep getting more and more "border" to patrol to go with those increased powers to do it with. Currently they can stop anyone, citizen or not, within 100 miles of a border.

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    2. Re:Get some pepto. by hitmark · · Score: 1

      covering most of the major US population centers, iirc.

      just grant them general police authority (or whatever) and observe the "fun".

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    3. Re:Get some pepto. by value_added · · Score: 1

      I had no problem with folks wanting to marry a sheep, cat, goat, or whatever - what they do behind closed doesn't affect me or my liberties.

      Reminds me of a choice quote from Ronald Reagan when he was asked about some gay issue looming at the time:

      I don't care what they do as long as they don't scare the horses.

      Regrettably, that brand of American conservatism died with the ascendency of the Christian Right.

  22. I'll go ahead and Godwin myself by jorgeuva · · Score: 1

    Guys, they just want the Sudetenland. That's it. Just one little strip of land. Just sign the Munich Agreement and quit disagreeing, you alarmist jackasses. Hell, they even promised they'd stop after that. What else do you want?

    OK, maybe Prague and the rest of it, too. But that's it. Come on, they signed a paper. Ease up on the hysteria, don't commit any logical fallacies.

    Well we didn't see that Poland thing coming but at least we weren't illogical. It's not a slope. There's nothing slippery.

    Hmm, Alsace-Lorraine, well that doesn't count. You've clearly lost your grip on reason if you think this shows some kind of trend or something.

  23. Physical analogy - utility networks by NoNeeeed · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if similar powers exist to take over things like power-stations, water supplies etc in the event of some attack/emergency?

    The Wired article keeps talking about "covered critical infrastructure" without actually defining exactly what that means.

    The described intent (for arguments sake lets assume they are being honest for a change) is to secure critical infrastructure. This could include things like the phone network (essential for the emergency services and governemt to function), the power grid, water supply, gas and electric distribution systems. This is not about taking over Random Corp's internal network.

    Of course, as with all "emergency powers" legislation there is massive scope for abuse and for creep in what is defined as "critical", which is why they are almost always a bad idea and should always have very strict checks and balances from all branches of the government and judiciary.

  24. They already have this authority... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's called "Martial Law," and should only be invoked during times of dire emergency, if at all.

    Not being able to check Facebook does not qualify as a dire emergency.

    1. Re:They already have this authority... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Not being able to check Facebook does not qualify as a dire emergency.

      Too true, it's actually the reverse: Being able to check Facebook qualifies as a dire emergency. Good God! It's online right now! Kill it!

    2. Re:They already have this authority... by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      Not being able to check Facebook does not qualify as a dire emergency.

      Clearly, you don't have any 12-year-old daughters.

    3. Re:They already have this authority... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      You're right, but my 14 year old niece can't go 5 seconds without typing something in on her phone.

      I guess what I meant was a "dire national emergency risking the breakdown of civilization as we know it." Heh...

  25. Holy fascism batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is ludicrous. Just another way for government to violate our Constitution and have all powers to do whatever they want to any individual or company should they choose to flex that muscle. Now, in a time of declared war, as outlined in our Constitution, the government already has the power to step in and have power over individuals and businesses. That is to be expected, in a time of war, which we are not in.

  26. wrong placement of quotes by underqualified · · Score: 1

    should've been on "secure" rather than on "emergency"

  27. Is Senator Lieberman ever on the right side... by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

    ...of any technology issue? Or any issue? And by "right" I mean "correct". As someone who is not a fan of the two parties (nor partisanship), it amazes me that anyone in Connecticut wants their state associated with this man.

  28. polygamy degrades society by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Informative

    a bunch of rich men (its about money, not love) taking up a bunch of women represents an equal sized population of poorer men who are now without a mate, through no fault of their own

    so now you have a bunch of angry rootless loveless men in your society without any hopes for their future and nothing to lose. use your boundless imagination as to the effects of that

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    1. Re:polygamy degrades society by stonewallred · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      sounds like islam to me.

    2. Re:polygamy degrades society by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      So now you have a bunch of angry rootless loveless men in your society without any hopes for their future and nothing to lose. Use your boundless imagination as to the effects of that.

      We don't need to use our imaginations, because this exact situation happens in countries (such as China) where parents select for more boys. End result - you have pissed off guys going on murderous rampages, including in schools. Now, in older societies where this collection of surplus guys was common, there were generally 2 solutions: (1) prostitution, (2) send all the men off to war, reducing the number of extra men and possibly kidnapping and/or raping the women from whoever they attacked.

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    3. Re:polygamy degrades society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bunch of rich men (its about money, not love) taking up a bunch of women represents an equal sized population of poorer men who are now without a mate, through no fault of their own
      so now you have a bunch of angry rootless loveless men in your society without any hopes for their future and nothing to lose. use your boundless imagination as to the effects of that

      They become homosexual, a clear degradation of society.

    4. Re:polygamy degrades society by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Hence the reason you have so many jihadists coming out of Saudi Arabia & so many "revolutionary armies" raiding villages in Africa.

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    5. Re:polygamy degrades society by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i cant help wonder if we are overdue a big war to reduce some of the built up testosterone in the world.

      in earlier times, overly manly men could be put on a ship or pointed towards the wilderness and have them go at it until they get themselves killed or get over their manliness (some would stay out there for the rest of their life). With the mapped world, there is less wilderness to send them of into, resulting in a buildup of them, and turning places of concentration, like say cities, into powder kegs.

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    6. Re:polygamy degrades society by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Since gay marriage is the first step to polygamy any surplus man without a wife can still find a husband. Already few men can really afford to have families--most of the poor are raised on state welfare, and even the middle-class expect their children to fund their own education. Women thus highly prefer men with superior incomes (while demanding equal pay), but rich people like Tiger Woods are restricted to one woman and can only amass more and more money rather than funding large households of wives and offspring.

    7. Re:polygamy degrades society by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that polygamy exclusively refers to polygyny, which it does not. If polyandry is allowed to the same degree as polygyny, and if socially both are equally present (though whether this is likely even with further social evolution is unknown), then there is the potential that the x women per man may be balanced out by y men per woman.

      You also assume that a romantic polygamous relationship is impossible based on your own prejudice, deciding that you know the minds of everybody and that you know what's best for their lives, precluding any independent choices they may want to make.

      Never mind further that we're only talking about legal status here. Wealthy men already have effective harems, but those women who choose to be in those relationships have none of the legal protections of marriage. Legalizing polygamy would protect anybody formally entering into a multi-partner relationship in a way that is currently impossible. So, in fact, this would help and protect people.

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    8. Re:polygamy degrades society by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      most of the poor are raised on state welfare

      Not in the US since 1996 when AFDC was abolished. The poor are now REQUIRED to work. The poor are the cashiers at McDonald's and WalMart, the janotors, the nonunion carpenters, the "lawn care specialists."

      I know a lot of truly poor people personally (I live near the east side). All of them work, have a SO that works, or sell illegal drugs (which I guess is as much "work" as selling legal drugs).

    9. Re:polygamy degrades society by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Polygamy can go both ways -- a woman could have several husbands. If that's what they want, why should I deprive them? It's certainly none of my business if you have five wives, or are one of a woman's five husbands.

    10. Re:polygamy degrades society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bunch of rich men (its about money, not love) taking up a bunch of women represents an equal sized population of poorer men who are now without a mate, through no fault of their own

      so now you have a bunch of angry rootless loveless men in your society without any hopes for their future and nothing to lose. use your boundless imagination as to the effects of that

      homosexuality degrades society, through the distinct inability to reproduce. No reproduction = no society.

    11. Re:polygamy degrades society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polyamory is about money? On what planet were you born, sir?

    12. Re:polygamy degrades society by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Polygamy laws won't do much change to the sex distribution. Rich people already have enough money and protection under the law to buy wombs, so you can rest assured that those who want to do it are already doing it. They can simply get young girls knocked up and then pay generous child support. I bet they have a lot of takers.

      Just look around you. Everybody is sleeping and having kids with everybody else. The fidelity part of the marriage deal was a total joke since the very moment the law was created. Governors fly to Argentina to run in the forest with pixies.

      As long as women are educated and have the same rights as men, they have the capacity to support themselves economically, which opens an opportunity for them to choose other things than money. Things like fame, power, social connections, health, looks, body, smarts, sense of humor, artistic ability - each is coveted by all sorts of people. There are plenty of desirable traits, and they will be chosen over money if a woman is confident that she already has enough to raise a child. However, and very unfortunately for this audience, speaking Klingon is not one of these traits.

    13. Re:polygamy degrades society by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Slashdot gets a large influx of new members?

  29. This is not about the power to "turn off the net" by jonwil · · Score: 4, Informative

    From reading TFA, this is about the government needing the power to take over critical infrastructure in the advent of a threat to Americas national security. So for example this allows them to take over control of (and security of) electronic control networks running things like the electricity grid if the spooks get wind of an immanent cyber attack.

    Just like the feds used their power to shut down US airspace after 9/11, the feds need the power to take over, disconnect, shut down, secure or control computer systems and networks controlling critical infrastructure in the advent of a "Cyber 9/11" attack (a threat that is not just the stuff of movies like Die Hard 4.0)

    Per the proposal, "Critical Infrastructure" does NOT mean Google or Facebook or Slashdot or whatever, it means things like power grids, gas plants, water systems, hospitals, emergency services, oil refineries etc.

  30. Sounds like Emperor Palpatine by aarongreenlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Terror, fear and threats are too easy to manufacture. With laws like this, a few people can seize powers and rule above the people. Then, traffic gets filtered or blocked and no one learns who really did 9/11 or the 'internet attack of 2015' or whatever it will be.

  31. Hey, it's only in an emergency by overshoot · · Score: 1

    After all, how many national emergencies have happened in our lifetimes and how long have they lasted?

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  32. HA! by charliemopps11 · · Score: 1

    The one way to ensure our network would go down and never come back up would be to take a complete stranger and put them in control. Make that complete stranger someone that works for the government and I'd be surprised if it didn't just burst into flame on the spot.

  33. Bill Gates Feds by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 1, Funny

    There, fixed it for you.

  34. Imminent Central Management = Wait and Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full disclosure (and to inoculate you against my good sense), I'm a fiscal conservative small government type.

    If one takes a high level view of various industries that have benefited from government (partial or full) takeover via legislatively classified "emergency" (real or imagined), it becomes clear that as soon as it looks like the government might step in at some point in the future (eg. a declaration of governmental involvement well in advance of any actual government action), all productive efforts by and on behalf of the "beneficiary" company, group or organizations ceases immediately. I call this the "wait for daddy to fix it syndrome". I'm sure there are other equally pithy descriptions of more official tenor than that out there, but perhaps you get the picture.

    As soon as the government (a small number of people) says they will take the responsibility for a large number of systems (normally maintained by a large number of people), those most directly responsible back off and wait. It's human nature and a natural reaction to our bluntly enforced and conditioned reaction to stay out of the way of the federal government because we don't want to get audited by the IRS, have our property seized, etc.

    The problem with this should be obvious. We have created a culture of non-engagement wherever the government steps in to "help".

    One might argue that the government will therefore just need more people. That brings us to funding. Funding currently comes through taxes and sur-charges. The former is a percentage of economic productivity, the later is a fee imposed on a flat basis. Check out your phone bill for examples. In order to have as many people as private industry to secure networks, the government would need to increase taxes and surcharges (usually a fraction of the user cost) to the inverse of current user cost directed to private service providers in order to provide the same level of service. (eg you pay %11 tax and surcharge now and %89 goes to the telco - in order to replace the telco's functions, the federal government would need to swap those percentages.) But, since federal employee pay scales far exceed private pay scales, it would probably have to be more like %115 of user cost.

    By that point, we have one monolithic national telco. Remind anyone of Ma Bell? Seems like the government thought big central organizations were such a bad thing they forced the break-up of large entities in the past. hm. Do as I say...

    So, economically, this means increased cost (and likely decreased service) for you. Just keep telling your self nationalization is a good thing.

    1. Re:Imminent Central Management = Wait and Fail by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Well stated. I wish more people understood economics in this way. Much of what the government mandates in the market is bad for business and the economy in the long run, even if it looks like it might benefit everyone here and now. Personally, I think our economy would benefit if the government did away with all of the regulations covering the unpredictable (which usually results in excess paperwork and punishes people for the unavoidable), and carefully enforced the laws that cover larger, reasonable regulations. The founding fathers envisioned a nation where everyone takes part, and the law protects everyone equally, giving each of the three branches of the federal government oversight over the other two, and giving the citizens oversight over all three (through the voting process). I also wish more people would actually read the constitution so they can see what the federal government has the authority to do, and what is explicitly forbidden.

  35. Oh HELL no! by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    Tinfoil hat fantasies aside, when's the last time the Federal government's gotten *anything* right?

    This is a complete recipe for disaster at best, total malediction at worst.

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    1. Re:Oh HELL no! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      1950s: interstate highway system
      1960s: NASA, and, um, what was that internet precursor called?
      1970s: Between Nixon, Ford, and Carter did you expect anything good?
      1980s: Space Shuttles
      1990s: um...
      2000s: Come on, Bush was President, what do you expect with a guy like that in office?

      So I guess, uh, 1980s?

    2. Re:Oh HELL no! by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

      1950s - Drug and atomic experimentation on soldiers, Military Industrial Complex arises
      1960s - Military Industrial Complex continues, War on Drugs declared, domestic spying
      1970s - War on Drugs continues, No Knock, Military Industrial Complex continues, escalation of Viet Nam war, domestic spying continues
      1980s - Reagan Era voodoo economics, seeding of Al Queda in Afghanistan, Feds cut programs that would have directly benefited the citizenry
      1990s - Gridlock, gutting of regulatory agencies begins, DMCA
      2000s - Katrina, "privatization" of government, domestic spying intensifies, PATRIOT Act, ACTA

      I would say on balance that the Federal government has gotten damned little right vs. that which they gotten wrong.

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    3. Re:Oh HELL no! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I would say on balance that the Federal government has gotten damned little right vs. that which they gotten wrong.

      I wouldn't disagree with that. Forcing Nixon's resignation was a nice finish to the war, though. And for that decade add wage controls in a time of rampant inflation and unemployment, gasoline shortages, and massive civil unrest.

      The war on drugs started long before the 1960s, it's just that Nixon gave it that name then. The war on (some) drugs started right after alcohol prohibition ended. Coincidence?

  36. polygamy degrades society by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    every man with more than one woman represents an equal sized population of men without any woman, through no fault of their own

    a man without a woman is rootless, loveless, forlorn, without a future, and nothing to lose. such a population of men hurt society in various ways

    furthermore, a woman who chooses to share a man is making a financial agreement, not a romantic one. so it's classism: a rich man can simply afford more wives. classism degrades society in many ways, but denying some poor men a wife, and hollowing out some women's romantic life to an empty financial transaction, are amongst the more terrible forms of classism

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  37. What are you saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly are you trying to say? Are you "for" this latest in an endless list of power grabs, or are you against it?

    Moreover, if you "don't belive" in the slippery slope analogy, then you haven't been paying attention to the continuous expansion of government, both in revenue and power over the people, that occurs year after year after year. For christ's sake, the US government of today absolutely dwarfs the US government of only 100 years ago, both in spending and power over the people.

  38. Why does the fed need this power ? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Talking about weaknesses, why does this bill specify "the federal government" ? That's a hell of a lot of people that that sentence covered. Why aren't they giving this power to the military, say the newly created cyber command ?

    Given who receives this power, one would think it is not -at all- meant to be used in "emergencies". And Obama doesn't trust the military (not that that wasn't obvious yet).

    1. Re:Why does the fed need this power ? by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since the War on Terror guarantees we are perpetually at war now with an enemy we define as we go, declaring a state of emergency can be done any time I suppose.

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  39. Department of Homeland Seat-warming by billcopc · · Score: 1

    DHS : "We have intercepted unpatriotic broadcasts from this IP address. We should brute-force our way in and terminate the offending process, while installing our own rootkit for future monitoring."

    BOFH : "Yes. Or I could just kill the switch port and go back to farming motes on my DK. And while I'm in there, I'll disable YOUR port too."

    It amazes me that the DHS continues to exist, after nearly a decade of blissfully ignoring the constitution and systematically wasting public funds with their half-baked scare tactics and military-grade solutions "Fuck thinking, let's blow things up the hard way". Seems I could replace the entire Cybersecurity wing with, you know, just me and a laptop running Linux.

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    1. Re:Department of Homeland Seat-warming by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Bush and the DHS remind me of Roald Dahl's General in his book, The Great Glass Elevator. Roald Dahl depicted this general as a boy in a man's body pulling a little wagon with a toy bunker bomb. This general would whine when he would not get his way to blow things up, snivel, and wheel his little toy around.

  40. i'm against power grabs by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the slippery slope argument is not an effective argument against power grabs. so when i argue against slippery slopes, i am not arguing for power grabs, i am merely arguing for better tactics. understand?

    so when i stand against slippery slope arguments, i am asking you and others to simply make more factual arguments against power grabs. the slippery slope argument is intellectually lazy at best, and is mostly just empty panic that in no way actually helps the good cause

    ineffective impotent slippery slope argument: "don't pass the law against internet privacy! next they will confiscate our computers and declare martial law!" omg! the sky is falling! whatever...

    influential coherent factual argument: "don't pass the law against internet privacy. the rationale for the law is based on an incorrect assumption that piercing the veil of anonymity will somehow reduce child pornography. it only punishes law abiding citizens while the child pornographers will continue their exploits." hmm. this is a good point. maybe we should reconsider our support for this law...

    see the difference?

    the slippery slope argument is a feeble mind cowering in the corner that convinces no one of anything except that you have are overreacting spastic fight-or-flight adrenaline junkie. i am asking you instead to have a level headed coherent mind, making influential arguments

    nowhere in any logical argument will anyone ever refer to a slippery slope if they actually want to make a difference in this world. the concept of the slippery slope and an influential argument are mutually exclusive

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  41. Big Govt will be happy to oblige... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama can have my root passwords only from my cold, dead, brain.

    And his big govt's JBTs would be more than happy to oblige the "cold and dead" part of that for you.

  42. This smells like the "Patriot Act" by citab · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new SkyNet overlords!

    Bet it will ultimately have a similar name that we can all trust.

    Patriot Cyber Security Act

    We're from the government and we're here to help (you secure your network)

    1. Re:This smells like the "Patriot Act" by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      I guess it is time to superimpose a hammer and sickel onto the American flag. The United States of Communist America!

  43. NO! by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    The only way the Feds will control anything on my network is when they do it over my cold, dead ass! This ain't China! This is supposed to be the United States, land of the free.

    1. Re:NO! by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The only way the Feds will control anything on my network is when they do it over my cold, dead ass!

      In a time of emergency, when martial law is in effect, that can be arranged.

  44. Re:Well it was always going to be terrorism or ped by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something a terrorist pedophile would say...

    Sarcasm aside, this is already happening in many Western nations. Just look at the censorship in Australia.

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  45. And for REAL security by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Senator Lieberman will, of course, ensure that Israel's Likud Party has a copy of whatever enabling codes are necessary to instigate the takeover. Because, of course, how can the US be safe without Israel's firm hand on the tiller of America's ship of state?

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  46. Seriously, a *government* sysadmin?? by starshinecruzer · · Score: 1

    I've very, very briefly worked with government-employed sysadmins. They're forced to adhere to many rules and regulations, and while those procedures might keep things organized day-to-day, during an emergency troubleshooting the guy doing the fix has to be able to operate freely and quickly.

    I'll put my money on any civilian systems administrator to do a better job than a DHS "administrator" any day.

  47. Butt out, goverment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of all these legislators who think that the government should be able to control whatever they feel is threatening to the common good. It's not the government's responsibility to take care of any of this, not even corrupt businesses that fail to take these security measures, so says the Constitution!

  48. I LIKE THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTOGRAPH by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 0, Troll

    It depicts LIEberman enlisting the aid of the unprivileged, in burying the dead remains of Liberty.

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  49. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by omglolbah · · Score: 1

    And all these systems sadly rely on the internet in many cases....

    Seriously... I'm not joking :(

  50. confused by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    are you serious? you can't possibly be serious

    if you're trolling: not biting. if you're joking: lol. if you're serious: LOL, moron

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  51. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    From reading TFA, this is about the government needing the power to take over critical infrastructure in the advent of a threat to Americas national security. So for example this allows them to take over control of (and security of) electronic control networks running things like the electricity grid if the spooks get wind of an immanent cyber attack.

    Just like the feds used their power to shut down US airspace after 9/11, the feds need the power to take over, disconnect, shut down, secure or control computer systems and networks controlling critical infrastructure in the advent of a "Cyber 9/11" attack (a threat that is not just the stuff of movies like Die Hard 4.0)

    Per the proposal, "Critical Infrastructure" does NOT mean Google or Facebook or Slashdot or whatever, it means things like power grids, gas plants, water systems, hospitals, emergency services, oil refineries etc.

    Critical infrastructure is a vague, nebulous term which can be expanded to just about anything a government wants, especially when it has the power of the Patriot Act to bolster any other law.

  52. So who thinks this has to do with ACTA? by Lendrick · · Score: 1

    The treaty passes, and suddenly we're in violation of said treaty because unlicensed copyrighted content is moving over our network. O NOES! ITS AN EMERGENCEY!!! WE MUST LOCKS DOWN TEH NETWERKS!!

    I'm sure the Obama administration will be in favor of this bill, since they're basically in bed with the content distribution industry already.

    Full disclosure: I'm a liberal, and this pisses me the fuck off. I favor government involvement, but only when it's done well and to the benefit of the people of the United States.

  53. Storm in a teacup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget the damn slippery slope anaolgy. We don't need it.

    The FACT is that each expansion of power and revenue in government sets a precedent for the next expansion of power and revenue. The HISTORY of government confirms this. The LOGICAL CONCLUSION is that next year at this time, government will not only spend more but seize even more power over the people, thanks to the precedents set by this expansion of government and the thousands of others that have occurred this year.

    If you pay attention, you'll notice that this exact procedure happens year after year. The elite at the top of the power pyramid regularly use past expansions of government to justify future expansions of government. That's how the business of government works. Their goal is to increase the net worth of their business, so that they can better leverage themselves to exploit it for personal gain.

  54. Venezuela Cheers! by christober27 · · Score: 1

    What's that Hugo? You like this idea? This is how you did it?

  55. The Government is showing its skill with BP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama says he's in charge at the oil spill, and look how well that's going.
    I predict an "imminent cyber threat" as soon as the ink is dry that will last indefinitely.

  56. Please consider who is telling you to consider by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Before you take this flame bait seriously, please consider the guy warning you about "anti-civil libertarians" is the same guy who said:

    "Yet civilians still need protection from things they don't understand."

    Obviously you should discount everything "postbigbang" says, just because of something else he said which is rather anti-libertarian itself and hypocritical to boot.

    After all, that's what he is telling you you to do with Leiberman...

    Ad-Hominem is fun! You can show anyone should be ignored.

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    1. Re:Please consider who is telling you to consider by thtrgremlin · · Score: 1

      As usual, I can agree with a statement like "civilians need to be protected from things they don't understand", but not for one fucking second does that say anything about whose job that is. I'd take it as a call to personal responsibility against carelessness, and next maybe people should be reminding people that tolerance of crime is asking for it. Fuck people so god damned lazy that any time something important comes along they immediately use it as an excuse to expand the nanny state!

      Same thing with "To each according to their their need, from each according to their ability": That isn't socialism, that is called economics. Socialism is either a) taking that philosophy and being a whiny little bitch about the matter, or b) believing you can profit by exploiting the fact that many people given the opportunity can be whiny little bitches about the matter.

      If something simply needs to be "fair" at any cost including any future progress in the area, then it is a reasonable job for government. "Government taking over the networks" is about as laughable as it is disheartening knowing that their failure is everyone else success. Government can be scary, but the fact that this undertaking would require competence really leads me to believe this is unlikely to be much of an issue. Their process of discovering their own incompetence may be exceptionally frustrating though. Joe Pesci save us.

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    2. Re:Please consider who is telling you to consider by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Libertarians != civil libertarians.

      LIbertarianism has yet to be really well defned.

      Civil Libertarianism started in the mid 1700's.

      Ad hominems started before CE.

      Crafty-appearing flamebait started about 30,000 years ago.

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  57. when you argue in the realm of the theoretical by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    anything is possible

    but when you argue in the realm of the realistic, then its obvious that men seek to accumulate women 99x more times than the reverse, and that the romantic harem may exist, but for the other 99% of harems, its pretty much a financial arrangement

    occam's razor: when you hear hoofbeats, its going to be horses, not zebras

    likewise, when you talk about polygamy, you're talking about a rich guy with a bunch of women

    the exotic theoretical offerings you allude to simply have no probative value or logical coherence, because they are so exceedingly rare, and always will be (this is where you argue that your exotic utopian visions are possible. yes, all sorts of things are possible if you can miraculously make people behave like they won't on their own. zzz)

    as for your women with legal protections: again i'm certain you can find me the odd weirdo who is happy to share a man romantically, but for the vast majority of women, polygamy is simply the surrendering of the possibility of romance, and sacrificing the pursuit of happiness for the sake of financial security

    additionally, you have not examined my simple mathematical inevitable truth: polygamy results in a population of poor men with no hope of finding a mate, through no fault of their own, and this degrades society as any group of angry loveless rootless forlorn nothing to lose no future men would

    you're an ivory tower type: you've made a fanciful exotic argument in a void of any realistic understanding of human nature. you're a college kid with a lot of book reading, but no real life experience with real human beings

    you should stand against polygamy, for the sake of society and the individual. to conclude otherwise is ivory tower foolishness. you're deluding yourself. not that my post will stop you. now is where you begin furiously building a wall of denial against my words, to preserve your psychological dependence on your blind idealism

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    1. Re:when you argue in the realm of the theoretical by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1
      Theory is important when you are dealing in a realm where behavior is significantly altered by millennia of social constructs. There are many reasons why polygamy is more common as polygyny than polyandry, but the primary is the role of patriarchal power throughout human history. Women historically have been completely powerless politically, disenfranchised in virtually every hierarchy and power structure whether that be government, religion, or social convention. Given that context, it's no surprise that when multiple partner relationships formed it was primarily with several women around one man.

      And while there remain physiological and neurochemical differences that contribute to disparities between the sexualities of each gender, development and social acceptance play a huge role in shaping the sexuality of both genders. Females are told both publicly and privately by their parents, extended family, teachers, religious leaders, etc. over and over how sex is a dirty thing that they shouldn't want, whereas males might be told something similar in public, in private males are given the double standard that sexual prowess defines their worth and that only through many sexual 'conquests' can they be considered real manly men. Again, what sort of results do you think these social constructs will produce?

      So, theory is important because we should be thinking about more than just the realities of the legacy of a diminishing patriarchal system with its inherited social and ethical inequalities of standards, but what could society be like if those things were fixed and people were freed from them. That's what this is about. You're saying that you know better than others what they should be able to decide to do with their own lives. I say let people be free to make their own choices.

      occam's razor: when you hear hoofbeats, its going to be horses, not zebras

      Nice try, Dr. House, but what if you're in Africa? Context is important. You gave none, so assumptions should not be made.

      this is where you argue that your exotic utopian visions are possible

      Two centuries ago there were millions of slaves and no women could vote. Two millennia ago there were millions of slaves and no women could vote. If we simply called that human nature, extrapolated forever, and never tried to evolve society, where would be right now? I think that if you took an ancient Roman man into the present and gave him a run down on current society, he might say 'by what miracle did you manage to do away with slavery and enfranchise women? I couldn't possibly imagine how people would behave like that on their own!'

      You speak of mathematical truths that are a) based on a patriarchal assumption of human order and b) complete bullshit because individual men already take multiple women into relationships informally and these theoretical social effects remain unfelt.

      you're a college kid with a lot of book reading, but no real life experience with real human beings

      You're a quick-to-assume prejudiced asshole who thinks he knows what everybody else thinks before they've thought it. I am, actually, a happily married nonetheless bisexual man with a daughter and a boring full-time job with a soul-killing commute. I never finished college either, and didn't fit in when I was there.

      I stand for freedom. Not things I like or don't like that people might possibly do aside from real, provable, direct harms. If x and y want to marry z, z should be able to choose to marry one or the other or both. The freedom of x, y, and z should not be limited on the abstract chance that maybe a, b, or c would rather they didn't marry because that might make them available for their own purposes. People are not commodities that have to be preserved for society's good over their own good as they see it. That's how things like mandatory military service and government assignment of employment get started.

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    2. Re:when you argue in the realm of the theoretical by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      you should stand against polygamy, for the sake of society and the individual. to conclude otherwise is ivory tower foolishness.

      Stephen Fry made an interesting observation on QI.

      If a man chooses to be married to woman number 1, have children with her and then chooses to have an affair with woman number 2 and have children with her, and an affair with woman number 3 and have children with her as well, that's perfectly legal - even if woman number 1, 2 and 3 have no knowledge of each other. He may even choose to tell woman number two and three that he's not married to anyone, and that he has no desires to be.

      If the same man meets the same three women, says "I know it's weird, but I love you all equally much, and I'd very much like us all to become a family, how about we get married", that's illegal.

      This is one of the very very few cases where honesty is illegal and deception is legal.

      Why is that?

    3. Re:when you argue in the realm of the theoretical by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, adultery used to be illegal. Adultery is the private/hidden/deceptive side of the public/honest polygamy coin. Society has progressed far enough not to meddle with who people sleep with, but apparently tax incentives and insurance benefits are 'too much' yet.

      If marriage remains a valid social paradigm (which I doubt it will) I think things like homosexual marriage and polygamy are inevitable. These possibilities should be welcomed, considering that it ultimately allows more people to live openly and more comfortably doing what they probably otherwise were doing anyway in secret.

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  58. gov't screwed it, private sector fixes it by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Government, not private industry, created the conditions for the scenario to happen. So yeah, when gov't screws up, private business has to fix it, and sometimes it takes awhile.

    Why are we drilling in 5k of water in the first place? We go ultra deep in part because enviros have rendered the Pacific and nearly all the Atlantic off-limits to oil production. In the safest of all places, on land, we've had a 30-year ban on drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

    Similarly, Exxon Valdez was caused because gov't, caving to environmentalist pressure, decided to block construction of a pipeline across land, creating the possibility of more shipping disasters.

    With all the gov't meddling, regulation, and bungling, it's amazing private business manages to get anything worthwhile accomplished.

  59. Headlines that give me a heart attack... by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I may be nitpicking, but shouldn't the title of this piece be "Bill Would Give Feds 'Emergency' Powers To Secure Civilian Nets" ?
    The proposed bill hasn't been passed, and seeing the headline in my RSS feed just about gave me an arrhythmia when it indicated the deal was already done.

  60. Please don't call me retarded. by professorguy · · Score: 1

    I run a hospital network that I consider (in my provincial way) "critical." However, I guess I'm a 'fucking retard' because I allow connections to the internet--in fact, rely on them to get medical info out to rural clinics and get info in to the doctors.

    But I'd like to change my ways and NOT be retarded anymore. So I'll be severing the internet connection tonight. So, when all the systems fail tomorrow I'll tell them "According to Jethro Rose, critical infrastructure cannot be on the internet!"

    Then I'll tell them about the much better system you have devised. Which is...?

  61. so if we are doomed, mr. pessimist, why are you arguing with me if its so inevitable?

    go build your survivalist cave, and leave the argument to those who actually believe they might win the argument. what's the point of arguing if you've already accepted defeat? i believe in the possibility of progress and the curtailing of governmental intrusive powers. you apparently don't

    you're simply a coward: you've given up the fight. you're weak: you see the threat, and moan and cry that you can't stop it. well i believe we can stop it. does that make me deluded? perhaps. but if government power is ever going to be curtailed, it will be done by the optimists, not by the likes of you. 1% chance of success is better than 0% chance of success (because you've given up)

    the words you have written above do not actually define reality. well, actually, they do define a reality: your future reality (not mine). you have chosen for yourself (not for me) the path of defeatism and helplessness. do not confuse your character failings with the reality we actually live in. your words only define the parameters by which you have chosen to be a slave and a loser. i am still my own master, and your self-subjugation only tears you down, not me. your self-chosen limitations do not limit me at all, and do not define the reality we actually live in, only your self-chosen, sad, dim future

    if we ever are going to have a doomed future of autocratic domination, it will be mostly due to losers like yourself: those who have hysterically and proactively given up their own freedoms, and sacrificed them to those who intend us harm. there are always those who intend harm. but often the amount of harm they actually inflict is not defined by their intent, but simply by the vast number of losers like yourself who simply roll over and accept it

    therefore, if our future is orwellian, it is because of people who think like you: those who accept their slavery, in abject, self-defined helplessness

    stand up and fight for your rights, or shut the fuck up

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  62. homosexuality is a constant by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    all species have homosexuals to some low percentage. its simply a genetic aberration, like low sperm count or infertile eggs, that simply means some individuals don't reproduce. harmless and natural phenomenon

    so allow homosexuals to be homosexuals, they won't hurt you or society in anyway, because there is no ill effects to their homosexual behavior. society will still reproduce, because the majority will always be naturally inclined to produce offspring

    sorry, no gay panic for you

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  63. Linux by jordan_tryon · · Score: 0

    Could just make a encryption method that didn't get cracked right after it comes out. Make everyone run Linux, as a normal user except if the person actually is knows the power of root. Kill off insecure products like IE 6. Make them use software that has had all the security bugs worked out. Now those are laws I want.

  64. on planet earth by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if a woman chooses to cohabitate with a man who already has a woman, she is pretty much giving up the chance for romance and love and sacrificing her pursuit of happiness for the sake of financial stability

    i am certain you can produce for me examples of women who freely and out of love choose to cohabitate with a man who already has a woman. and i can produce to you examples of albino deer

    the rare exotic fringe is not instructive as to reality. and for 99% of cases of polygamy, it is a woman surrendering her romantic possibilities for financial security with a rich man who has other women with him for the same romance-sacrificing reasons

    welcome to planet earth, welcome to reality

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  65. It's Lieberman FFS by asackett · · Score: 1

    We have bigger things to worry about than the furious screaming of a pseudo-primate like Lieberman. He's marginalized himself so effectively that only other crazies will associate with him, so the best predictor of a bill's failure is his name in the sponsorship section.

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  66. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are power grids, oil refineries, etc dependent on the public Internet to function. If it's critical infrastructure it should have dedicated connectivity.

  67. In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If citizens try to exercise their Constitutional rights ( like talking Tea parties or assembling to protest the government ), the government can shut them down. Hitler would have loved this idea.

  68. Listen to logic, not idealogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people (the ruled) and the government (the rulers) are mutually exclusive by definition. A person cannot volunteer to be subject to coercion (as the "social contract" theory goes), any more than you can coerce another person into volunteering. The two modes of human interaction, coercion and voluntary association, are mutually exclusive by definition. That is, of course, what gives them meaning in the first place. How can one volunteer to be subject to coercion, when the very definition of voluntary association rules out coercion? The concepts are defined in terms of each other, because they are exact opposites.

    I will never, ever, accept the fairytale that "the people" are somehow responsible for their own oppression. Now that is the conclusion of a real coward -- one who deliberately shuts out reality in favor of idealogy.

  69. I think the law is unnecessary by sprior · · Score: 1

    I don't see the special need for this legislation. If things got to the point where the President thought he needed to take over control of your network in a crisis situation, the message is likely to be personally delivered by a gentleman accompanied by other gentleman with machine guns, so you're pretty much gonna let them in whether there is a new law about it or not...

  70. Fascist Orwellian shit! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Joe Lieberman should be sentenced to life under house arrest for crimes against the constitution and people of the United States!
    It particularly bugs me that a Jew (who knows all about the Nazi terror) would be so cavalier about personal civil rights and the role of due process.

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  71. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how exactly did shutting down U.S. airspace after 9/11 help us? The government was flying the Bin Laden family out of the country, while every U.S. citizen who had traveled away from home for business or pleasure was stuck in whatever city or state they happened to be in at the time. If I was in N.Y. on 9/11, I would have been looking for the first plane, train, or automobile out of town. But thanks to the government banning all air travel, even small private planes, one third of available transportation becomes unusable.

  72. Nice selective reading there by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Which would still imply that the Democrats share some of the blame, because at no point in recent memory have the Republicans had veto-proof majorities in both Houses of Congress on their own.

    Yes, spineless (and/or corrupt) democrats are part of the problem. Which part of my post lambasting spineless democrats for exactly that sort of behavior didn't you bother to read?

    That said, spineless democrats were not the ones who drove the toxic "de-regulate everything, the market will do all that is good, cure all of society's ills, and save us all" agenda that engineered this collapse, nor did they drive the angenda that engineered a similar collapse that led directly to the Great Depression (in fact, the reason we had a great depression was because of republican tightening of monetary policy for many of the reasons the right espouses such things today, with disasterous results). In both cases it was republican thinking, republican policy, and replublican action that led to the disaster...thankfully this time we have a government willing to loosen monetary policy and steer clear of the worst carnage a great depression would bring.

    Will we have to pay for it? You bet.

    Will it hurt? Most assuradly.

    Would we have been better off "letting the market decide" and riding this collapse down into the belly of another Great Depression? Not on your life.

    Why don't you just own up to the fact that the Democrat's hands are just as dirty as those of the GOP?

    Because they aren't. As despicable as spineless acquiescence is, it is a far cry from crafting, pursing, and lobbying for policies that are designed to gut government regulation of an industry that history has shown time and time again needs effective regulation, and which history has shown time and time again will create the very mayhem we have recently experienced. Not that I'm applauding spineless or corrupt democrats either, but a congress full of spineless, greedy fools is far less dangerous than a congress full of "let's gut government to the core, so I can make more off my oil well" zealots. Not that either is good, and not to say I don't despite both.

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    1. Re:Nice selective reading there by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Neither extreme is particularly useful. If the progressives had their way we would still be operating under the hyper-regulation of the 70s when interest rates and inflation hovered somewhere in the double digits. If progressives had their way we would still have a 90% income tax bracket.

      Would we have been better off "letting the market decide" and riding this collapse down into the belly of another Great Depression?

      Great Depression II may still be on the horizon. Why don't we meet in 10-15 years and have a discussion about whether or not massive government intervention in the economy proved to be a sound decision?

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    2. Re:Nice selective reading there by BDF · · Score: 1

      While you two cry Dem/Repub, please ignore the elephants in the room, like Acorn or SEIU who were sending astroturf protestors to the HOMES of bank execs, scaring their familes to pressure them to give bad loans. It's racist not to give money to people who can't afford it. The problem was largely created by many groups who are now being shown to be Socialist fronts. They're being more open about it now with the current administration in power.

  73. Chinese Proverb by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Stupid people learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from other people's mistakes (Chinese Proverb). Apparently the USA don't belong to the second category...

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  74. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary and the comments are all about the feds taking over civilian networks, but it seems that a lot of critical infrastructure would be in the hands of local and state governments. Does this bill allow the feds to take over from other levels of government, or just private networks?

  75. bend over donate your firewall to Patriot ACT 666 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure you dumb fucks. I see you fucked up your computer systems like everything else you fuckers manage to touch.

    Your in luck, I have a special, all you can eat deal.

    You can have my firewall and router. She's on wheels in a flight case ready to go, Got an address, I'll send her freight COD. I don't have any spare money right now. She's IPV6 ready, and she can handle all you can throw at her, she's already loaded with blacklists which you can replace and be ready to kick some false invisible threat's butt.

  76. pop quiz hotshot: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    people commit suicide

    in other words, they freely choose to limit their own freedoms

    so what maximizes freedom?

    1. preventing them from destroy their freedom
    2. allowing them to freely choose to dissolve their freedom

    i choose #1. it seems liek you choose #2. i believe, and i think i am being more logically coherent than you, that position #1 maximizes liberty and freedom more than #2

    now expand this to other choices of slavery over freedom: to addictive drugs, to financial security, etc.

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    1. Re:pop quiz hotshot: by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You're glossing over quite a bit in what appears to be a desperate bid to escape the previous issue, but I'll bite.

      Actually, dead people don't have limited freedom, they're just dead. Only the a living thing can be free or not free. Choosing not to live IS a freedom, after which there is no person to be free or not.

      You think you're being more logically coherent? You think that the limiting of freedom is the only way to maximize it? Based of course on your own personal prejudices about limits. Your limits are right and good, others are bad, ipse dixit!

      In an abstract sense, yes, in order for a person to choose things, they must first choose to choose (choose to live), but by preventing (or at least criminalizing, for what good it does!) people from choosing not to choose (choosing to die) you are still ultimately dictating the terms of their lives, in fact dictating their very lives. If somebody is unhappy to live, how can you say, who are you to say, that because your life brings you no such suffering that the other must suffer it? That seems to me a tyrannical lack of empathy, but at least that is congruent with your other opinions.

      So, let's expand as you say. In the first place, there is no such thing is voluntary slavery any more than there is such a thing as consensual rape. They are mutually exclusive terms. Indentured servitude is a different matter, and is a mutually entered into business agreement, and should be no more restricted than any other.

      Addiction is a behavior, and although it may later be exacerbated by a chemical dependency, it always starts with a choice in a sober state. We have a somewhat manic society when it comes to these things. Substances that can be addictive but have either no significant negative effects such as caffeine aren't given a second thought, those which can destroy some people but are manageable for most are sometimes tolerated (such as alcohol) and sometimes not (such as marijuana), and those with the worst effects are used only by people willing to marginalize themselves to the greater society.

      I will fight paternalism in society wherever I find it. Rather ironic being a father, but I see my role as a father in raising and independent, responsible, and self-actualized person who doesn't need somebody else, including me (eventually) to tell them what is best for them. If a child still needs parents to make decisions for them when they are adults, those parents are failures. Society itself fails when individuals cannot make their own decisions, because society is only a collection of those individuals, and it will be only a matter of time before the deficiencies of the parts become the deficiencies of the whole.

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  77. Head scratch by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    So it's okay for the federal government to swoop in and take over privately owned data lines and equipment nodes because it's a common public data infrastructure.... but its NOT okay for the federal government to swoop in and say that these data lines and equipment nodes have to provide the public with equal access to other lines and nodes?

    Thanks so much... Where do I get off this runaway train?

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  78. you're a moron by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in a democracy, rule is by consent of the ruled. that's as good as it is going to get. and no government is clearly worse than almost any kind of government

    these are the spankingly obvious facts about your reality. accept them, there are no other choices, unless you wish to remain as you are: a blathering crackpot

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  79. Even the WSJ thinks this is stupid. by Animats · · Score: 1

    The Wall Street Journal writes of "Battling the Cyber Warmongers". The big event in this area seems to have been the Cyber Shock Wave TV special, in which various former senior Federal officials participated in a simulation of a "cyber attack" on the power and phone system. Big names were involved: Michael Chertoff (former head of Homeland Security) and John Negroponte (former acting CIA director).

    The show was embarrassing. It was clear that the participants not only had no clue what to do, they didn't know who to call who did. The person representing Energy kept harping on the thousands of energy companies there are in the US, and how they needed more authority over them. The level of cluelessness makes it clear how Hurricane Katrina (for which they had three days warning, and which happened on the watch of many of the participants) was botched.

    In reality, the US power grid is divided operationally into seven regional grids, each with a control center and a backup control center. The supervisors at those control centers are the ones who really run things. If someone in the U.S. Government is dealing with an attack on the power grid, they need to have those supervisors on speed dial. In an emergency, the best thing representatives of the Government can do is call up each one and ask "What do you need right now". They're likely to get an answer like "We need troops protecting these key substations", or "We need a heavy-lift helicopter to move a spare transformer." Actions that would help fix the problem. One of the listed duties of the shift supervisor at the PJM Interconnect is to talk to Government officials.

    The Government officials in that simulated emergency didn't have that basic info. They didn't know that there were seven people who were really running things. But they wanted to be in charge. That's the problem.

    Few high government officials have a background as first responders or in incident management. If anything, the military officers are more likely to have a clue; their training teaches them to prioritize in a crisis and to deal with confusing, conflicting information.

  80. Just as I predicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you couldn't disprove my logic, you resorted to childish insults. Until next time my friend...

  81. what logic? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i can build castles in the sky too, signifying nothing about reality

    reality: almost any government is better than no government. civilization is impossible without government. deny that, and all your bullshit becomes possible. but of course, by denying the obvious, you're just living in crackpot land

    until next time, retard...

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  82. thanks for the theoretical nonsense by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in reality, 99% of polygamy is a rich guy with a bunch of women

    i mean, i can find a guy who can drive 100 mph all the time and never get in accident. so we should repeal speed limits?

    the exotic outliers on the bell curve do not define anything. the fact that above 90 mph you are talking about lots of accidents, and that with polygamy a lot of women are sacrificing their happiness for financial stability and leaving a lot of poor men without the possibility of marriage (and all the negative effects of that) then obviously: no to polygamy, for obvious real world reasons

    occam's razor my friend, it cuts through the bullshit well

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  83. "Actually, dead people don't have limited freedom, they're just dead."

    if at 9 am i choose to go to the coffee shop, order a 16 oz french roast, read slashdot on my laptop, get in a discussion with a stranger about footwear when its raining outside, then go walk to work, this represents a range of freedoms and choices

    but if at 9 am i choose to swallow a shotgun, and do nothing after that, because i am dead, i have chosen to have a heck of a lot less freedom and choices than if i remained alive

    when you're dead, you have zero freedom. choosing death is choosing to destroy your freedom. absolutely and literally

    we can coherently talk about choices in one's life which limit your freedoms later. i am against such choices, because they are always made for malformed thinking. as a father, you will certainly warn your child about choosing their own slavery. life, in fact, is mostly about not getting your freedom limited, through bad choices

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    1. Re:no by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1
      I don't think you really understand the ethical dimensions of what you're saying. Should you be legally prevented from travelling to North Korea to live? After all, if you were allowed to live in North Korea, your freedoms would be much more limited than if you live here, therefore you shouldn't be allowed to leave. Never mind that this is pure schizophrenia, you must be a prisoner in order to be free not to be a prisoner. Madness.

      You keep trying to escape this, but when a person dies, they cease to be a person. A pile of dead flesh is not 'less free'. It is neither free nor unfree. It no longer has a will, it has no perception, nor conception. It's just a pile of dead flesh. It doesn't matter if this was predicated on a decision in their control or events that were beyond their control, only living people have, or lack, freedom.

      What you continue to ignore is that you're not accounting for any difference in experience. Just as before, you make the grand assumption that everything in your experience qualifies you to understand everything in somebody else's experience. Because you can't understand or envision a life which a person considers so painful that they would rather end it than live it, you think you're entitled to demand that they live 'for their own good' even if the reality of that 'good' is to them a constant perception of pain and despair (so really, you are demanding that they live so that YOU can have a clear conscience about your abstract opinion of the net freedom of individuals. I am sure that will comfort them in their constant pain and despair).

      i am against such choices

      At least you're honest. You need to come to terms with the full abstraction: you are (schizophrenically) against choices that limit other choices. See the North Korea example above. Let's extrapolate this further. You shouldn't be able to choose a religion that is exclusive of other religions (which is most of them), because that choice (if followed through absolutely) limits you from choosing other things. You shouldn't be allowed to have any elective surgery that can't be reversed. Sexual reassignment surgeries should be banned, because that makes people irreversibly sterile and therefore they can no longer choose to have children. Abortion should be illegal, as it eliminates all the potential freedoms of the unborn. Monogamous marriage should be banned entirely too, because if you take the vows seriously you can then never choose to marry somebody else, and going back to the original issue some, nobody else can now choose to marry you or the person you married. Damn! Choices are getting limited all over the place.

      Some choices exclude other choices. That is the nature of choice itself. There is an old platitude that fits like a glove: You cannot have your cake and eat it too. You would rather dictate to the entire world that that people should not eat their cakes, because that would prevent them from having it, because that's what you would do if it were your cake, and naturally your personal decision scales up to make sense for everybody everywhere at all times. You narrow-minded, conceited fool.

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  84. Do as multinational corporations do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You reroute your networks through so many contries nobody knows who is behind it. It's done with capital flows every day, making sure nobody is held accountable if something unexpected happens.

  85. shall not be forced to quarter troops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the government's position is that the private networks are critical to national security, I urge them to develop their own network to back it up as a failsafe or replacement, rather than exerting eminent domain on it only once a problem has yielded.

  86. polygamy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    is a rich guy and a bunch of women. yes, there are other more exotic forms of polygamy, but we're talking 99.99% of what actually occurs

    this results in poor men without a chance for marriage, through no fault of their own. lots of angry loveless young men with no romantic future and nothing to lose is simply dangerous, and unfair. on a society and individual level, therefore, polygamy should remain illegal, as it does effect you and me, it does not occur in a vacuum

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  87. Re:This is not about the power to "turn off the ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the feds used their power to shut down US airspace after 9/11, the feds need the power to take over, disconnect, shut down, secure or control computer systems and networks controlling critical infrastructure in the advent of a "Cyber 9/11" attack (a threat that is not just the stuff of movies like Die Hard 4.0)

    Wait, just what did shutting down the airspace after 9/11 do to help this country?

    Near as I can tell the attack was over, they were well coordinated. The one attack not 'well coordinated' enough was brought down not by the feds, but by the passengers that figured out what was going to happen. So did shutting down the airspace really do anything besides make us 'feel better'?

  88. Re:I LIKE THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTOGRAPH by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    Hasbara is patrolling everything, now - even Slashdot!

    Everyone knows that Lieberman is a crank who has used the threat of "terror" to reverse, at every possible opportunity, the fundamental principles of Liberty as hallowed by the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights. He tirelessly advances the interests of Israel over the better national interest of the U.S.

    He has repeatedly made the arguments that equate 1 Israeli Prisoner of War (Gilad Shalit)with 1 million Gazan children, starved at gunpoint. Yes. Not an exaggeration.

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  89. catastrophe by loki+verloren · · Score: 1

    i've been speculating upon the nature of the next big mess to hit the USA and my money is on a cyber attack. the exact nature of it is not what these cyber-war nutjobs are talking about, but rather, an attack which enables a vast proportion of the growing ocean of private information about citizens, specifically, so many names, addresses, SSNs and credit card numbers that it cripples the new internet based economy, as well as electronic banking. what would happen if there was so much data falling into the hands of internet fraudsters that they had to literally turn off electronic financial systems? wouldn't this damage the us economy and reputation as much as 911 or bp's oil spill? everyone has been raving about how great the cloud is but what happens if the majority of the cloud providers data centres get compromised and the data siphoned out and distributed to every cybercrime gang out there?

  90. Was I the only one... by epr · · Score: 1

    That read the title as "Bill Gates feeds 'Emergency' Powers to Secure Civilian Nets"?

    Confused the hell out of me to say the least...

  91. Reaction time? by rnturn · · Score: 1

    First the President has to declare a "cyber emergency". Then the plan for dealing with the emergency is supposed to be developed? And how long does that plan development take? Jeebus! If this thing even gets to floor for a vote, the last shred of confidence anyone may still have for the Government being able to do anything right will be lost.

    On a positive note: This ridiculous bill was co-authored by Joe Leiberman. That alone should be enough to laugh it out of committee; I don't think he does anything that isn't, first and foremost, designed to enhance the glory of Joe Leiberman. And to think he might have actually been a heartbeat away from the Presidency. If if weren't for all the damage that was done as a result, one could almost thank the Supreme Court for tossing out the election results of 2000 and appointing the Wonder Chimp instead of allowing Leiberman to get anywhere near the Oval Office.

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  92. Re:Well it was always going to be terrorism or ped by BDF · · Score: 1

    Surely not with People like FCC Diversity Czar, Mark Lloyd, praising Dictators like Hugo Chavez for his forced takeover the Venezuelan media in his 'incredible revolution'.

  93. Want to bet... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    Want to bet "or civil unrest" or words to that effect somehow sneak in there? Or that some President now or down the line issues an "Executive Order" modifying the "interpretation and application" of the new law? Say, when the nation finds itself scratching its collective head and muttering over the results of an e-ballot e-lection because nobody knows anybody who voted to reelect the signer of said Executive Order?

    Never happen, right? At least, not until after they finish dismantling all of those WMDs they found in Iraq, eh?

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  94. if you choose to limit your freedoms by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you may wish later you had not done that

    at which point, you will agree with me 100%

    until then, you live in an ivory tower with opinions that are not valid or logically coherent in the real world

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  95. Mod parent Flambait by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Mod parent Flambait. Not insightful.

    Hitler proposed autobahns and VWs. If Lieberman was pushing for net neutrality it could still be a good idea.

    Ad hominem is lame.

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  96. But it's proprietary hardware! by Envy+Life · · Score: 1

    I can understand the importance of securing the core Internet backbone, especially since it was originally put in place by/for government for military and university purposes.

    The prerequisite is to assume that the government can react faster to a security threat than the private sector manufacturers of the network equipment to patch it up and that the government has a fleet of network engineers that are better than the engineers that were in charge of the network in the first place. I just don't see it because the hardware is typically proprietary, and how can an outsider react faster than the ones in charge of the networks?

  97. Enough w/ the "anti-Windows" sentiments: FACTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If there was any real concern about cyber security, Windows would be outright banned on the spot." - by miffo.swe (547642) on Thursday June 03, @08:01AM (#32442934) Homepage

    Well - let's take a look @ some FACTS instead, regarding the "latest/greatest" builds of the "big 3" Operating Systems most commonly used in personal computing then:

    Per SECUNIA.COM it appears that currently the Linux kernel (just its kernel - & that's NOT counting various distros of it, with diff. softwares & functions + interfaces to them being diff. at usermode GUI shell, or even tty terminal command interpreters (like BA$H as a single example thereof) levels either) seems to have more going on wrong with it than does Windows 7 for example (keeping it current version vs. current version here as to both OS'):

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    Linux 2.6x KERNEL SECURITY VULNERABILITIES CURRENTLY AS OF THIS DATE 05/31/2010:

    http://secunia.com/advisories/product/2719/?task=advisories

    Unpatched 5% (11 of 217 Secunia advisories)

    (Again, that's JUST THE KERNEL/CORE OF THE OS ALONE (how much more would be added by diff. distros & their softwares/shells etc.- et al?))

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    APPLE MacOS X SECURITY VULNERABILITIES CURRENTLY AS OF THIS DATE 06/07/2010:

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    http://secunia.com/advisories/product/96/?task=advisories

    Unpatched (approximately) 1% (8 of 1233 Secunia advisories)

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    MICROSOFT WINDOWS 7 SECURITY VULNERABILITIES CURRENTLY AS OF THIS DATE 06/07/2010:

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    http://secunia.com/advisories/product/27467/?task=advisories

    Unpatched 13% (2 of 16 Secunia advisories)

    REMEMBER/AGAIN: This is the ENTIRETY of Windows 7 being analyzed - not just its kernel, as is the case with Linux 2.6x above... & ONLY 2 security problems are present!

    Top that off with the fact that 1 of them IS EASILY "worked-around" no less, in the AERO problem!

    The other will also be fixed, most likely, tomorrow in FULL, also (as it is "Microsoft 'Patch Tuesday'" & what-not & I wager BOTH of the security vulnerabilities in Windows 7 will be fixed by then (less emphasis on AERO issue though, as it has a valid working safe "work-around" & MS tends to not concentrate on those as much, because they have easy work-arounds (turn off the THEMES service? You turn off AERO GLASS in essence is why, easy & works)))

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    So, we have security vulnerabilities issues in Windows, Linux, AND MacOS X (but, less apparently in the current builds of Windows (7, Server 2008) than there is in Linux OR MacOS X in terms of numbers of security vulnerabilities present!

    That also includes the fact that Windows 7 has MORE being checked on too, ala the Windows kernel/core AND ITS OS SHELL in this analysis... not just kernel's like Linux 2.6x shown above!

    (Thus again - There is most likely even MORE security holes in Linux, especially if you toss on GUI shells & Windows managers most likely, inclusive of diff. distros variations of both to compound that more).

    (Sure, now I am certain I will also see repliers here to my post here say

    "but the 2 security vulnerabilities in Windows are 'remote' in nature"

    Well, newsflash - ANY OF THESE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES REALLY "BOIL DOWN" TO BEING LOCAL, IN THAT SOONER OR LATER, THEY HAVE TO "TOUCH" THE LOCAL SYSTEM ANYHOW IN ORDER TO EXPLOIT THEM PERIOD!)

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    So, can Windows be secured far better than it comes "out of the box/oem-stock"? Absolutely. Heck, any OS usually can be... such as is shown here:

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    1. Re:Enough w/ the "anti-Windows" sentiments: FACTS! by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      Hey asshole, it doesnt matter what security any other OS has, Windows is still shit on a stick. The biggest company with ooodles of money can do much better, thats the issue here. Comparing an insanely rich company with income that would make most countries envy it with some free hobbyist OS is grasping for straws, any straws. Its nothing but greed that sits between us users and better security. Greed and utter incompetence from management.

      Microsoft should have much better security than the others, not almost as good as. Try running your precious Windows computer without antiwhatever for a week, visiting sites without regard. It will be a smoking pile of bits and pieces and its no fault but Microsofts. I dont give a fuck it has more market, it should have better security for all the money Microsft prints daily.

      That said, the Secunia comparison is flawed, first and foremost because it compares Windows only, to a Linux distribution (a distribution is the linux kernel, Gnu and most applications ever made for Linux). Its like comparing Windows only to Windows + every application ever made and conclude that yes, Windows without any apps is more safe than Windows with apps installed.

      Secunia also follows Microsofts ratings for security issues when they are widely known to downplay any issue until proven wrong and even then in most cases they still mark serious flaws as non-critical. Linux on the other hand grades local exploits as serious.

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  98. /.'s "rabid 'Pro-*NIX' dogs" to the rescue (not!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft should have much better security than the others, not almost as good as" - by miffo.swe (547642)

    LMAO: Well, according to the lists of known OS security vulnerabilities for Linux, MacOS X, & Windows?

    Windows 7 has LESS SECURITY VULNERABILITIES ISSUES THAN DO LINUX, or MacOS X!

    (Here? "Less truly IS MORE" by the by, or can't you count?? Apparently not, lol!)

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    "Hey asshole, it doesnt matter what security any other OS has" - by miffo.swe (547642) daniel.hedblom@gma[ ]com ['il.' in gap]> on Monday June 07, @02:33PM (#32486918) Homepage

    The very second you reply w/ name tossing, you're already in violation of logical debate tenets & using logical fallacies - you're already guilty of an ad hominem attack directed my way in that by the by (name calling etc.)

    (Oh, by the by? Many others would disagree with you on OS security!)

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    "That said, the Secunia comparison is flawed, first and foremost because it compares Windows only, to a Linux distribution (a distribution is the linux kernel, Gnu and most applications ever made for Linux)" - by miffo.swe (547642) on Monday June 07, @02:33PM (#32486918) Homepage

    That's ALSO ONE OF MY KEY POINTS: Microsoft Windows 7, in its ENTIRETY (inclusive of GUI shells & command interpreters shells too & more) HAS LESS SECURITY VULNERABILITIES THAN LINUX &/or MacOS X do (read those stats from SECUNIA & weep - they're as reputable as it gets on this account)...

    So - Thanks for making my point for me here!

    (In fact, also see my p.s. below, because another rabid "pro-*NIX fanboy fool" tried the same with me this week, and he had to give up the ghost & leave/give up (he was overmatched technically is why, no degrees, certs, or pro experience for decades as I have to HIS credit is why)).

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    "Windows without any apps is more safe than Windows with apps installed." - by miffo.swe (547642) on Monday June 07, @02:33PM (#32486918) Homepage

    Uhm, are you dyslexic?

    Again: LINUX 2.6x is the OS in the SECUNIA stats I used that is ONLY THE CORE/KERNEL BEING TESTED, not Windows 7

    (Both are their current versions too mind you)...

    SO, if you were to take ALL THE ERRORS IN KDE/GNOME/BA$H etc. & pile them onto LINUX's list of security vulnerabilities?? You'd have even MORE OF THEM IN LINUX 2.6x (core only mind you is what's listed @ SECUNIA & what I cited) vs. Windows 7!

    (Once again - LOL, thanks for MAKING MY POINT FOR ME HERE!)

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    "Windows is still shit on a stick." - by miffo.swe (547642) on Monday June 07, @02:33PM (#32486918) Homepage

    Opinions vary... especially from those with issues with profanity spewing from their foaming fanboy mouths, lol! Is that, along with your "foaming @ the mouth profanities & name calling", the "best you've got"? Apparently so...

    ("too, Too, TOO EASY" for me to take advantage of, thanks!)

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    "Try running your precious Windows computer without antiwhatever for a week, visiting sites without regard. It will be a smoking pile of bits and pieces and its no fault but Microsofts." - by miffo.swe (547642) on Monday June 07, @02:33PM (#32486918) Homepage

    I do, and I have been doing it FINE (malware infestation free for over 13 yrs. now, along with others (see the testimonials from my original reply in fact to that effect since they are also EASILY VERIFIED too)).

    Please - learn to read, & again, take a look at what others besides myself say per quotes from my last post you replied to, and then "eat your words" (the "bitter taste of defeat" is what you'll find them flavored in, lol!)

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    "Linux on the other hand grades local exploits as serious." - by miffo.swe (547642) on Monday June 07,