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Mysterious Radio Station UVB-76 Goes Offline

leathered writes "Tinfoil hatters around the world are abuzz that UVB-76, the Russian shortwave radio station that has been broadcasting its monotonous tone almost uninterrupted since 1982, has suddenly gone offline. Of course no one knows what the significance of this is, but best brush up on your drills just in case."

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  1. Explanation: by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wiki:

    Another explanation for the constant buzzer is...radio waves are reflected from ionosphere inhomogeneities. Changes of an ionosphere state can be caused by solar geophysical or seismic events. This method involves comparing a continuous radio transmission which is reflected by the ionosphere with a stable basic generator. The continuously transmitted carrier frequency currently used for this research matches that of the Russian Buzzer (4.625 MHz).

    If the ionosphere can change state from seismic events, why couldn't seismic events be changed through manipulation of the ionosphere? It is indeed possible to control large-scale events with small-scale signals with phenomina such as resonance. What of all of the earthquakes which seem to hit the people we don't like, providing opportunities to rebuild and sieze their resources as part of the growing trend of disaster capitalism, the ultimate way to make money and spread influence without declaring war?

    And why is there no comparison to HAARP in that article?! From the HAARP wiki:

    The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) is an ionospheric research program jointly funded by the US Air Force, the US Navy, the University of Alaska and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).Its purpose is to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance purposes (such as missile detection)...The current working IRI was completed in 2007, and its prime contractor was BAE Advanced Technologies.

    Which is a big, big military industrial comglomerate.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to change the state of my tinfoil hat into a pipe, so I can put some more weed into it and smoke out of it.

    1. Re:Explanation: by danny_lehman · · Score: 5, Funny

      maybe the guy pushing the button every 1-1.3 seconds figured out he didn't need to..?

    2. Re:Explanation: by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, just like Project ELF for extremely low frequency communication with US submarines, tech moves on.
      Great, useful, in place for years and then superseded.
      Or the lack of a signal and a change to a numbers station means KGB and FSB sleepers are digging out their weapons caches ready for a Red Dawn :)
      Somewhere in the depths of Bolling Air Force Base a DIA nerd is searching scanned East Bloc documents for any hint to signal changes.
      Did the CIA buy the right documents back at the end of the cold war and will the DIA worker find them in time.

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    3. Re:Explanation: by w0mprat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I could haarp on about this all day.

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    4. Re:Explanation: by lorg · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... not to mention trolls. Those guys are everywhere.

  2. The reason by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a conspiracy! Damn them! This means something, but WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

    "Maintenance"

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    1. Re:The reason by melikamp · · Score: 3, Funny

      I grew up in Moscow, and I agree. This thing reminds me of the Diablo II chat gem.

  3. They're changing the format by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Russian media says the station is switching to soft rock.

    1. Re:They're changing the format by jimmydevice · · Score: 5, Funny

      UVB-76 AM 4625 THE BUZZ! THE BEST BUZZ ALL THE TIME, SINCE 1982!!!

      28 Years is a hell of a long time to be stunting.

    2. Re:They're changing the format by cosm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Russian media says the station is switching to soft rock.

      It would be redundant. The uncreative repetition of top 40's these days is no different than "a buzzing sound that lasts 0.8 seconds, pausing for 1–1.3 seconds, and repeating 21–34 times per minute". Mainstream must all wear tinfoil hats, because they already took a page out of UVB-76's book.

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  4. Re:Heard about this on 4chan by cosm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heard about this on 4chan's science board

    Current events research. Your doing it wrong.

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  5. Re:Heard about this on 4chan by game+kid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your doing it wrong.

    ...

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  6. Re:Boxer Rebellion by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Burma-Shave

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  7. Re:Heard about this on 4chan by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no... that's spelled correctly in the native language of 4chan.

  8. Maybe by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe someone just opened the electric bill...

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  9. Re:Article Quality. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Funny

    >but holy-jumping-jeebus can we get an article with some legitimate [CITATION NEEDED] please.

    In the 1980s the US was eager to test the resolve of the Soviet's glasnost policy of open relations with the West. A drunken Caspar Weinberger, the current Secretary of Defense, decided to ask the Soviets to work closely with experimental music artist Brian Eno after reading an article about him in the Post. Brian was supplied with the best drugs Iran/Contra could supply. After months of negotiations and late night stoner brain-storming sessions, Brian finally got the approval for his epic 10,000 year song which is to be broadcast by the Russians. The break from today was simply the start of the chorus.

    Shortly after the Soviets got revenge by allowing Yakov Smirfnoff passage into the US and then "losing" his paperwork for return.

  10. Re: At least WWV is still on the air by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    WWV? Did I miss WWIII and WWIV?

    Guess that's what happens when you spend too much time on Slashdot.

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  11. Well, at least this one is still up. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://www.khaaan.com/

    I've lost track; how many years has Kirk been yodeling into the ether like that?

    -FL

  12. Re:It's back up by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its been slashdotted.

  13. Spooky by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is pretty spooky, I mean the conspiracy theories are kind of warranted considering this station's eerie history.

    Someone must have been funding a station that has lasted since 1982 and is powerful to be heard world wide. I have done a little bit of amateur radio and I know that in order to do that you need some serious power, a huge antenna, and quite a bit of constant maintenance. It is definitely not a stretch to think that this station was/is run by the Russian Government as at the very minimum for some sort of testing or maybe as an emergency broadcasting system during a disaster.

    However, I really doubt its part of the Dead Hand system. I would think they would use something more secure if the dead hand system was under automatic control. If there is any possibility that it is part of the Dead Hand system than the Dead Hand system is certainly a system that requires some sort of human intervention due to possibilities of interference, false positives, or someone over riding the system to send a the activation codes.

    Just my 2 cents, I am certainly no conspiracy theorist but it is always fun to think about the possibilities. There is plenty of stuff that we simply don't know about; however, I do hope that the some of the theories are real because than at least I would know that our government has a high enough level of competence to actually keep fool us in a significant way.

  14. Re:Actually it usually does by takev · · Score: 4, Funny

    I real conspiracy theorist would say that the reason the US didn't invade right then was because they were exposed by slashdot and others and therefore aborted the invasion. In fact all those theories that didn't actually come true was all because of the theorists, so be happy that they exist.

  15. I hate the editors by guyminuslife · · Score: 3, Funny

    Before I read this, I had no idea this thing existed.

    Now, I am consumed with an overwhelming need to discover the reason for this transmission. I will not be able to rest until I have discovered the secret. This transmission is now the most important thing in my life.

    DAMN YOU!

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