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North Korea Develops Anti-Aging "Super Drink"

Posted by samzenpus on from the can-full-of-wonder dept.

__roo writes "According to North Korea's official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company can cure aging and all disease. 'It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.' It also has no side-effects." Last month North Korea announced its fusion breakthrough, and now it has a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders may come in July — perhaps self-buttering toast.

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  1. Look what it did for the Great Leader by mr_death · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... he still hits a hole-in-one every day!

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  2. Simple explanation on how this works: by kheldan · · Score: 2, Informative

    You drink it, and it kills you. If you're dead, you don't age anymore, and dead things technically can't contract diseases.

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  3. Re:Not so fast, North Korea by scorp1us · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not comparing it to the US. I'm comparing it to SOUTH KOREA. They have the same background, up until the war, when SK was left capatialist and NK stayed communist. This is what I am arguing.

    If you want a US comparison, for comparison, go here and enter in Valentine, Nebraska. They manage to have a dot. Its the intersection of five roads in the middle of nowhere. then look at it at google earth. Its about 25 blocks in diameter

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  4. Oops, ment to reply to you parent. by scorp1us · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also, lets look at the Populatation denistiy stats:
    NK 199 people per sqkm
    US 32 people per sqkm
    SK: 489 people per sqkm

    Despite NK having 6 times the population density.... they manage to have only one respecible dot. Mean while, there's SK, with 2.5 times the population of NK. And they have dots everywhere...

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