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North Korea Develops Anti-Aging "Super Drink"
__roo writes "According to North Korea's official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company can cure aging and all disease. 'It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.' It also has no side-effects." Last month North Korea announced its fusion breakthrough, and now it has a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders may come in July — perhaps self-buttering toast.
The Wright-Murphy feud is almost as famous as the Hatfield-McCoy... no, wait, I think you are just trying to start something!
Let me fire the first salvo, I'll make up something...
Wright's Law: If something can go right, it will, for someone else.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Chinese government officials do not even pretend to respect any sort of truth. This puts them directly at odds with western governments who are very good at pretending to respect any truth.
He'll be assassinated using a slow-acting poison that produces symptoms almost indistinguishable from natural aging.