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Cloth Successfully Separates Oil From Gulf Water

Chinobi writes "Di Gao, an assistant professor at the Department of Chemical and Petroleum Engineering at the University of Pittsburgh, has developed a method of separating oil from water within just seconds using a cotton cloth coated in a chemical polymer that makes it both hydrophilic (it bonds with the hydrogen atoms in water) and oleophobic (oil-repelling), making it absolutely perfect for blocking oil and letting water pass through. Gao tested his filter successfully on Gulf Oil water and oil and has an impressive video to demonstrate the results." This is a laboratory demonstration; the technology hasn't been tested at scale.

327 comments

  1. Awesome by Pojut · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now how about we figure out a way to clean up the marshes that got fucked with an oil-slicked spiked baseball bat?

    1. Re:Awesome by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right - because someone came up with an elegant, no-moving-parts, no-training-needed design to clean the seawater, but it doesn't clean up the marshlands, it's useless.

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    2. Re:Awesome by Pojut · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of methods out there that work in open water. There are practically zero methods that work in marshland.

      Just sayin'.

    3. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of methods out there that work in open water. There are practically zero methods that work in marshland.

      Just sayin'.

      If you're not satisfied with the work of others maybe you should get out there and make it happen. I'm just sayin'

    4. Re:Awesome by Pojut · · Score: 1

      If you're not satisfied with the work of others maybe you should get out there and make it happen. I'm just sayin'

      It's frustration with the whole situation, not necessarily dissapointment with this particular researcher. Obviously, having another solution to clean up the oil is a good thing, regardless of which oil it's cleaning up...I would just like to see more attention paid to taking care of what has already arrived on shore, that's all.

    5. Re:Awesome by AltairDusk · · Score: 0

      Now how about we figure out a way to clean up the marshes that got fucked with an oil-slicked spiked baseball bat?

      I fail to see how bad situation Y calls for sarcastic dismissal of a possible solution to bad situation X. Any developments in oil cleanup are good right now and if this can be scaled up quickly enough it could do a lot of good and help prevent even more oil from reaching the marshes.

    6. Re:Awesome by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I know, I know...I realized that after I put up my original post -_-;;

      My response to another poster in this thread:

      It's frustration with the whole situation, not necessarily dissapointment with this particular researcher. Obviously, having another solution to clean up the oil is a good thing, regardless of which oil it's cleaning up...I would just like to see more attention paid to taking care of what has already arrived on shore, that's all.

    7. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just sayin' ;)

    8. Re:Awesome by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Dropping the 'g' when speaking makes you sound stupid. Dropping the 'g' in text merely proves it.

      Right, because Slashdot is a bastion of grammatical perfection. I'll be sure to type in lolcatspeak next time ;-)

    9. Re:Awesome by confused+one · · Score: 1

      someone suggested burning them. The damage to animal life is already done with the oil mixed into the marsh. The marsh-grass and scrub pine will grow back once the oil is burned off.

    10. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "Just Saying.

      Dropping the 'g' when speaking makes you sound stupid. Dropping the 'g' in text merely proves it.

      Actually, dropping the 'g' and adding the trailing apostrophe makes it grammatically correct. It is intended to convey an alternate pronunciation.

      It is you, sir, who sounds stupid on the topic.

    11. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey there -- don't you not never be givin' me none o' that-there nonsense nohow nevermore!

      An' I done means it!

    12. Re:Awesome by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It's also intended to convey what a particular woman on the cable news says that's like a nail on the chalkboard.
      "i'm just sayin'". ugh...

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    13. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      care to name a few?

    14. Re:Awesome by Alex+Zepeda · · Score: 1

      Since when? I think Natalie Portman's grits stained pants would prove otherwise.

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    15. Re:Awesome by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1, Troll

      It figures a guy from Pittsburgh would create a way to separate oil. I bet he figured this out while eating fries from "The O" or perhaps one of the dozens of fine greasy eating establishments throughout the city.

      Mmmm.. I'm craving Primanti Brothers right now.

    16. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there you go with reality again.

      -John

    17. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just remember, every time you can has, God kills a lolcat.

    18. Re:Awesome by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm craving Primanti Brothers right now.

      Whether or not they know it, everyone does. Always.

    19. Re:Awesome by toastar · · Score: 1

      Dropping the 'g' when speaking makes you sound stupid. Dropping the 'g' in text merely proves it.

      Right, because Slashdot is a bastion of grammatical perfection. I'll be sure to type in lolcatspeak next time ;-)

      You must be British

    20. Re:Awesome by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Apparently 'they' are hiring people to do what can be done.

      They need more resources, mostly in the form of materials to deal with the oil.

      And don't forget, the initial response, to build sand berms to deflect the incoming oil from marshlands, was deferred to the EPA for permitting. An example of not marshaling the resources of the U.S. Government, and making something good happen. Pretty much a no brainer, sand berms would threaten wetlands and change currents, salinity, and of course impact wildlife. Oil slicks would poison the wetlands for years if not decades. Most everyone on the Lousiana shoreline wanted berms built to prevent the greater tragedy of oil ashore.

      It's not really that simple but actually it is. Mitigation first, prevention where possible, cleanup where necessary. Relying on cleanup alone means decades of pain, and is the worst and most costly response. Time to kick some ass, isn't it?

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    21. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now how about we figure out a way to clean up the marshes that got fucked with an oil-slicked spiked baseball bat?

      aquadam.net
      I work for them, we're trying everything to get noticed, but it seems like the responses we get (less than 10%) are "Talk to BP". I don't know what kind of deal they've got going, but if they don't do something quick, all the wetlands in that area will be fucked.

      Blah blah, anything I say does not represent my employer blah blah
      but seriously, I love nature and hate what is happening here.

    22. Re:Awesome by paiute · · Score: 1

      You're right - because someone came up with an elegant, no-moving-parts, no-training-needed design to clean the seawater, but it doesn't clean up the marshlands, it's useless.

      The coolest, high-tech, space-age barn door closer is still a barn door closer.

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    23. Re:Awesome by boombaard · · Score: 1
      Yes, and it would be an acceptable solution, if there wasn't a much better one.

      Bobby Jindal doesn't know what he's doing here, guys. He's fighting an oil spill like a war or a flood. You block this pass off with these dirtbags and mounds of dirt, you're gonna kill this marsh. The life here evolved with the current that moves through this pass. Nutrients, oxygen... you're creating a slackwater zone in a marsh that is used to tides and current. There's little critters that keep the algae off the grass stems and reeds. They need oxygen and a specific salt-freshwater mix. They eat the algae and keep the grass healthy. You kill them and the marsh becomes a big flat of rotting vegitation. But... where did you get that dirt? 300 yards inland? That dirt's poison for this marsh. Couldn't be worse than if you brought it from Nebraska. It's alien fucking dirt in this environment. It's worse than the fucking oil. And Jindal will leave it here forever if we let him. Lets get that shit out of here and we'll all get together and lay some fucking proper fucking boom.

      . See here for relevant background:

      you get the idea. It's fucking obvious. Boom is not meant to contain or catch oil. Boom is meant to divert oil. Boom must always be at an angle to the prevailing wind-wave action or surface current. Boom, at this angle, must always be layered in a fucking overlapped sort-of way with another string of boom. Boom must always divert oil to a catch basin or other container, from where it can be REMOVED FROM THE FUCKING AREA. Looks kinda involved, doesn't it? It is. But if fucking proper fucking booming is done properly, you can remove most, by far most of the oil from a shoreline and you can do it day after day, week after week, month after month. You can prevent most, by far most of the shoreline from ever being touched by more than a few transient molecules of oil. Done fucking properly, a week after the oil stops coming ashore, no one, man nor beast, can ever tell there has been oil anywhere near that shoreline.

    24. Re:Awesome by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Actually the fraction of oil that has reached the surface and the coast is tiny compared to what is still in the water. The marshes will be in far worse shape if we just do nothing. And compared to the Jindall plan of dredging up a new coastline to absorb the brunt of the oil, a temporary underwater curtain is likely to be fantastically cheaper, less destructive, and more effective.

    25. Re:Awesome by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Going to disagree with that, but unfortunately, they've already decided nuclear warfare is not the answer.

    26. Re:Awesome by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      It's frustration with the whole situation,

      But we (the oil industry) are struggling hard to give you the cheap energy that you are demanding. What the fuck are you getting frustrated over now? You've got people literally killing themselves and other people to keep your gas tank full, and you want more?

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    27. Re:Awesome by Pwipwi · · Score: 1

      How was that modded "Troll" ?

      This deserves a +5 inconvenient truth.

    28. Re:Awesome by budgenator · · Score: 1

      You can only burn down to the waterline, with wave and wind action, a lot of oil is below the waterline.

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  2. Too late probably, but... by alfredos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Unfortunately there will be a next time.

    1. Re:Too late probably, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cloth not enough? Actually, timely to stop the flow right now. They should isolate small "islands" of oil this way and burn the oil.. island by island...

    2. Re:Too late probably, but... by Bakkster · · Score: 0, Troll

      With cloth that we don't have, because it isn't being mass produced. That's why it's too late.

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    3. Re:Too late probably, but... by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      according to TFS you coat a common cloth with a particular chemical... sounds ready made to me.

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    4. Re:Too late probably, but... by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      according to TFS you coat a common cloth with a particular chemical... sounds ready made to me.

      Easily-made is not the same as already made. How many thousands (or millions?) of square feet do you think are needed? How long do you think it would take to make that much by hand? How long do you think it would take to retool a production line to start producing it?

      I can conceivably see this being deployed while we are still dealing with the aftermath, but it is definitely too late for most of the areas that really could have benefitted from this. It will be a token contribution for this spill, nothing significant.

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    5. Re:Too late probably, but... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      There doesn't have to be.

      What happened here was the result of shoddy implementation of known technology to prevent the sort of surge that induced the explosion.

      After that, it became a tragedy of absent foresight in the technology of what to do if all you have is a pipe sticking out of the sea floor.

      There are a finite number of things involved, and they have a finite number of failure mechanisms, all of which can likely be controlled for. If you can prove they can't, rather than claiming it or just implying you fear it, then we probably shouldn't do it.

      BP, TransOcean, and Halliburton failed to control those things; and Congress and the Administration and the regulatory agency failed to control them (or rather, actively decontrolled them under Messrs. Bush and Cheney, leaving behind enough confusion and apathy that the succeeding administration actually approved similar activities).

    6. Re:Too late probably, but... by Danse · · Score: 1

      according to TFS you coat a common cloth with a particular chemical... sounds ready made to me.

      Easily-made is not the same as already made. How many thousands (or millions?) of square feet do you think are needed? How long do you think it would take to make that much by hand? How long do you think it would take to retool a production line to start producing it?

      I can conceivably see this being deployed while we are still dealing with the aftermath, but it is definitely too late for most of the areas that really could have benefitted from this. It will be a token contribution for this spill, nothing significant.

      BP has more money than God and could easily make it happen if they had the will to do so.

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    7. Re:Too late probably, but... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      BP has more money than God and could easily make it happen if they had the will to do so.

      So if one woman can produce a baby in 9 months, 9 women could make a baby in 1 month? Maybe if you only pay them enough?

      Having money helps, but there's still a limit on how fast things can happen. Really, to make a significant contribution to cleanup, there would need to be reasonable production (if not relatively large stockpiles) two months ago. You know, before the oil was coming ashore to wetlands and islands.

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    8. Re:Too late probably, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing it is available in large quantities - this looks very similar to reverse osmosis used in desalination plants. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_osmosis
      For a strangely similar demonstration, see richard hammond explaining it here from 21mins in (28mins in for the demonstration) http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sl4n9/Richard_Hammonds_Engineering_Connections_Series_2_HMS_Illustrious/
      I'm guessing the only problem is the not so easy task of forcing the seawater through the membrane in large enough quantities to make this an effective solution.....

    9. Re:Too late probably, but... by Danse · · Score: 1

      BP has more money than God and could easily make it happen if they had the will to do so.

      So if one woman can produce a baby in 9 months, 9 women could make a baby in 1 month? Maybe if you only pay them enough?

      Having money helps, but there's still a limit on how fast things can happen. Really, to make a significant contribution to cleanup, there would need to be reasonable production (if not relatively large stockpiles) two months ago. You know, before the oil was coming ashore to wetlands and islands.

      This is not at all like making babies. There are plenty of factories that specialize in manufacturing specially coated cloth. They could have one or more reconfigured and producing this stuff quickly if they offer enough money. Of course it won't fix the damage that's already been done, but it could prevent even more from being done. That's about the best we can hope for right now.

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    10. Re:Too late probably, but... by Sethumme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the real issue. Why were there no robust contingency plans for an oil spill in place before off-shore drilling began? How were oil companies even given permission to drill before they demonstrated reliable containment and recovery plans with the necessary materials/products already stockpiled? The risk of spillage has always been a hot topic with offshore drilling. It's bullshit that solutions to the problem are only being worked on after the fact.

    11. Re:Too late probably, but... by Danse · · Score: 1

      This is not at all like making babies.

      Aside from the Gulf being fucked anyway. :) Figured I might as well say it since I'm sure others would think it.

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    12. Re:Too late probably, but... by spmkk · · Score: 1

      ...Unfortunately there will be a next time.

      There's a "next time" happening continuously. It just doesn't make the news because (A) it's not politically correct to vilify African regimes, and (B) sad pictures of oil-soaked birds in the Gulf of Mexico sell western guilt better than pictures of oil-slicked water in Nigeria where there aren't any more birds left to pull at bleeding heart strings.

    13. Re:Too late probably, but... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      There have already been hundreds of other oil spills in Nigeria; it's not 'till it happens at home that Americans actually give a fuck about environmental disasters. Who do you think buys the majority of Nigeria's oil?

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    14. Re:Too late probably, but... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      If you listen to the head Coast Guard guy, it's because they couldn't imagine a spill this big, and thus didn't plan for it.

      Now, how they couldn't imagine a spill this big, given the rate of flows and the depth of the water, is beyond me or, I think, any rational person. Which says a lot about those in charge - of the plans, rigs, coast, etc.

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    15. Re:Too late probably, but... by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting thought.

      Maybe the oil companies should be required to have an emergency response team that's able to mobilize quickly and deal with spills they way governments have disaster recovery teams that get sent around the world to help when an earthquake or whatever happens.

      Hmmm, maybe they already do. I'm not really up on the operations of oil companies.

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    16. Re:Too late probably, but... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      From what I heard the Nigerian government doesn't even mention domestic spills in press briefings on a regular basis. If the local government doesn't seem to care about the spill then why should Americans care for them? It's their border and if they don't want their environment crushed they should regulate. America learned that lesson when lakes caught on fire but seems to have forgotten that lesson in the last decade.

      We can't control the conditions inside a sovereign country's border although I definitely think more attention should be given to the problems in the Niger Delta. With Shell claiming that vandalism and sabotage are the main cause you'd think that would be enough for the U.N. to contribute bodies to protect economic as well as environmental concerns.

    17. Re:Too late probably, but... by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      It was probably considered by a flunky, but turned down by someone with more years of experience because "it's not likely to be a problem"...

      FSM knows I've come across that several times, where I'll suggest XYZ, only to have a senior person say "nah, 'cos everybody either ABC's, DEF's, or LMN's, but nobody has ever mentioned or asked for an XYZ" only to have a customer email a month later with "we've noticed there's no XYZ" and then have that email end up in my inbox "FYI"... from the senior person.

      Sounds made up? I wish!

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    18. Re:Too late probably, but... by Rary · · Score: 1

      If you listen to the head Coast Guard guy, it's because they couldn't imagine a spill this big, and thus didn't plan for it.

      Translation: they couldn't image how to deal with a spill this big, and thus choose to simply hope to $DEITY it never happened.

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    19. Re:Too late probably, but... by drachenstern · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone else mentioned below,

      a) it takes days to make chemicals, especially when a small lab can whip some up for a demo in days...

      b) it takes days to make hundreds of thousands of square yards of cloth

      c) it takes apparently a month for BP to get serious about saving the Gulf with any kind of straight face

      d) yes, there are no existing stockpiles of this cloth, nobody needed it before now, and had rig management listened to the crews on the rig and designers back home and had they followed safety protocol, none of this would have happened, as evidenced by the testimony that has come out so far.

      So, what were you saying? None exists "right now" in quantity? Could we have some tomorrow? Will the oil still be causing a problem tomorrow? Could this save most of Florida from having the same problems as LA? How is it too late to start saving the coast? Because we can't save all of it?

      I think you're too worried about the damage that has been done, and not looking to contain the further damage that will be done. I'm furious about both, but only one can be prevented, the other must be saved. This won't save the damaged coast, it'll prevent more coast from being hit.

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    20. Re:Too late probably, but... by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How were oil companies even given permission to drill before they demonstrated reliable containment and recovery plans with the necessary materials/products already stockpiled?

      I'm shocked too — especially considering the last administration was literally packed with members of the oil and gas industry! Hmmm, waitasec...

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    21. Re:Too late probably, but... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      So if one woman can produce a baby in 9 months, 9 women could make a baby in 1 month? Maybe if you only pay them enough?

      9 women can make 9 babies in 9 months, which is a lot more like what we're talking about here.

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    22. Re:Too late probably, but... by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 2, Informative

      How big is the biggest oil spill we should be prepared to contain? Keep in mind that the bigger the thing gets, the more ships and people you need, and it's not the kind of problem that increases linearly in resources required. On top of that, keep in mind that it costs money to be prepared for that great big oil spill every single day, even when it's been thousands and thousands of days since the last oil spill. I'm not really surprised that a line was drawn at a relatively conservative size.

      It's just like when I get in my car every morning and buckle my seat belt. I'm hoping another car doesn't run into me, and if it does, I'm hoping my seat belt is enough of a precaution to keep me alive. I *could* install a roll cage, but I don't. And that's my life I'm gambling, too. Compared to that, this oil spill is small potatoes.

    23. Re:Too late probably, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAC, yet based on the description of the chemical, my guess is that it's something that's already being used in fabric softeners. If that's the case, considering the amount of off-the-shelf fabric softener products - finding stockpiles of the chemicals used in them shouldn't be too hard of a problem.

      If cleaning up the mess is part of the product plug for Dawn, it'll probably only be a matter of time before Downy or Snuggles hops on board when they realize their alternate product use.

      I'll go with you on the other points though. Materials prep and the logistics behind them takes a while.

    24. Re:Too late probably, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Distributed pregnancy.

    25. Re:Too late probably, but... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      There's already s solution that works, and they're not using that either. They could lay boom properly (i.e. not just for the TV cameras) but for some reason that isn't happening. See the DailyKOS "fishgrease" links above for a clear summary.

    26. Re:Too late probably, but... by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      I agree that we could probably have a bunch of this stuff relatively soon. I just think it's not worth betting the farm on this technique that just made it to the lab this week.

      I said elsewhere that BP should be busting their ass to get this stuff produced and (just as importantly) determine the most effective way to deploy it. They need all the tools in their belt that they can fit (the number of methods they have taken to stop the gusher are proof they need everything they can get), but it seems most of the people here imagine this would be a silver bullet to fixing the problem.

      So yes, let's make BP bust their asses to get this stuff made and deployed around marshes and wetlands to at least protect them.

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    27. Re:Too late probably, but... by Pirate+Orion · · Score: 1

      I have a couple questions, can you drink the water after its been filtered? (assuming its not saltwater...then you'd gargle) Can the oil be used after its been filtered (and refined)?

    28. Re:Too late probably, but... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      There is a spill contingency plan, it even warns the workers about walrus attacks while cleaning up the oil, the reliable part not so much. As far as permissions, they've always gotten them, Obama might have done something but he seemed pretty distracted by Afghanistan and health care.

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  3. Doing in a lab is one thing by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Doing it on a massive scale in the Gulf of Mexico is something else entirely.

    While this might prove useful in future spills, it would seem to me to be very unlikely that it could be brought up to scale fast enough to help with the current problem

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    1. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by pianoman113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      9 years ago, a great deal of military technology went from lab to massive scale rather quickly for new bombs to wreak havoc in cave strongholds. Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      We have an existing crisis and a potential solution. Somebody pony up the cash and start producing this. Its a risk, but if effective there is a great deal of profit to be made in the event of another oil spill.

      Calling any entrepreneurs...

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    2. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by aplusjimages · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Clean up is going to take years, so there's time.

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    3. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Pojut · · Score: 1

      9 years ago, a great deal of military technology went from lab to massive scale rather quickly for new bombs to wreak havoc in cave strongholds. Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      There is more profit to be made in destruction than salvation.

      Now that I'm doing being an ass, I completely agree with you. If something like this does work as well as they say it is, there's no reason to not implement it into the cleanup strategy asap.

    4. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      a great deal of military technology went from lab to massive scale rather quickly for new bombs to wreak havoc in cave strongholds. Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      Because there's no money in cleaning it up, and a lot of expense.

      We have an existing crisis and a potential solution. Somebody pony up the cash and start producing this. Its a risk, but if effective there is a great deal of profit to be made in the event of another oil spill.

      Therein lies the problem. BP estimated the likelihood of the current spill as "so close to zero that it doesn't matter". Ask any oil company what the chances are of another spill, and you'll get "so close to zero that it doesn't matter." So why should they spend all this money on something that will never happen?

      Environmental issues are externalities - and it would be socialism to force companies to deal with externalities. After all, we're all responsible for the Gulf spill, because of our demand for oil. And anyway, if you tried to enact a law, they would just shut down and open up under a different name. Let the invisible market fairy handle this, she will make it all go away!

    5. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worth pointing out that the safety valve that was supposed to prevent this thing, all the plans to stop the flow at the source, and all the dispersants being used to reduce the effects of the oil... all those had never been properly tested either. I think the safety valve had been tested at half the depth it was being used at? So if we make sure it's not going to do any -harm- then we're at least -improving-, even if we don't test efficiency first before we deploy it.

    6. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - he's gonna need a fucking enormous beaker for a start.

    7. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      9 years ago, a great deal of military technology went from lab to massive scale rather quickly for new bombs to wreak havoc in cave strongholds. Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      "Rather quickly" is a relative term. We're two months into a disaster that will still be spewing oil until at least August. The majority of the impact and cleanup will be complete by the time this cloth can be deployed in any reasonable amount.

      That said, did any military technology go from a prototype in the lab to large-scale deployment in Afghanistan in 2 months? If so, I'd be interested to learn about it. If not, then the military-industrial complex isn't the place you want to look for examples of quick deployment of new technology.

      Calling any entrepreneurs...

      Entrepeneurs are terrible at this kind of wuick turn work. What you need is an established company who already coats cloths in a polymer. Maybe a diaper manufacturer? They are the only ones who could conceivably get large-scale production up and running soon, and even they will probably need some retooling time. An entrepeneur would need to start by scratch, and almost certainly wouldn't be close to production by the time the well is completely sealed.

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    8. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by nine-times · · Score: 1

      There is more profit to be made in destruction than salvation.

      More like it's easier to rape than to build. Not more profitable, just quicker and easier.

      Building something good takes time, effort, and know-how, but over the long-term it's much more profitable for everyone involved. The problem is that you have a bunch of MBAs with grand business theories (but who don't necessarily know what they're doing) trying to optimize profit for *this quarter*.

    9. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Won't scale.

      Pouring (gravity as force) is much different than the ocean, not linear and I'd not be surprise if the gulf waters/oil would float around this "barrier". One can deduct from the experiement that the amount of energy to hold a net to seperate the oil/water would likely be at least the force of gravity... not scalable IMO.

      Also, why didn't he just get a real specimen of contaminated gulf water? The experiment is already at risk with him mixing the oil and water. Now nothing represents anything similar/actual conditions in the gulf, just shows that you can separate oil and water, duh.

      Nice lab experiment, now go work for a company and make something that will work.

    10. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know how clean that filtered seawater really is. If that were tap water in the video instead of seawater, I'd be impressed if he were able to drink right out of that glass.

      I would be really surprised if it were completely clean of all oil-related chemicals but I guess it's SOMETHING.

      I know something is better than what's happening right now, but let's face it - the Gulf and its dependents are fucked for a really, really long time.

    11. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I pretty much agree. It seemed a lot more like someone hoping to increase his chances of getting a grant than it did providing an workable for dealing with the current situation.

      It may be worth some further research but I can't shake the feeling that it's not anything that someone else with a background in chemistry hasn't already thought of.

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    12. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Making a bigger kaboom is much easier than trying to figure out how to plug up a hole in the bottom of the ocean spewing crude oil.

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    13. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      Because with the military, thats OUR money. With BP, thats THEIR money.....

    14. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ...safety valve ... dispersants being used
      > all those had never been properly tested either

      They've been well and thoroughly tested now.

    15. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Why is BP or some other interested party with deep pockets unable to do the same here?

      Because with the military, thats OUR money. With BP, thats THEIR money.....

      Yeah, but there's a risk it will become "our" money through fines, increased future taxes and fees etc, unless BP at least fakes an all-out effort to contain and clean up the spill. Things like what the article is about are pocket change for companies like BP, it's more a matter of weeding through all the crazy suggestions and ideas and proposed technologies and choosing the right ones.

    16. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Sleepy · · Score: 0

      Sadly, it's cheaper for industrial corporations to not clean up the mess, and then if there's a major accident just file for bankruptcy or arrange to be taken over. The normal cost of doing business is to abandon a polluted site when it's no longer useful... and let the Superfund deal with it.

      It is *exceedingly* rare to hold individuals responsible for corporate pollution... incorporation itself actually means that the "corporation did it" not the people who made poor judgment.

      You're looking to find a profit motive in ending pollution's effects, but there isn't any.

    17. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Ask any airline CEO what the chances are of a crash, and they'll say "so close to zero that it doesn't matter" So why should they spend money on airline safety?

      When planes are on the ground being serviced, they aren't making money and that cuts into profit. Profit needs to be prime motivator, not safety, which is highly over-rated.

      We'll fix those planes AFTER there's a problem. Now get off our back with all that darned regulation.

      So ask yourself, would you fly if that was the prevailing attitude?

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    18. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by ArundelCastle · · Score: 1

      I love this video, but I think it's telling that even a minuscule lab experiment produces a seeping puddle around the beakers. Clean up isn't clean either.

    19. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by cobraR478 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. If there were some form of ocean property rights (oh noes, capitalism!), BP would be paying money out the ass for years now due to all of the property damage they caused. That risk *should* make something like this more unlikely if only because it would be more costly (and corporations are greedy) for a company to deal with than some piddly fine by the government. They probably would have had the leak plugged by now. I doubt their punishment is increasing by the day at this point. It would be if every barrel of oil leaked eventually caused property damage.

    20. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by tassii · · Score: 1

      What we need is a giant sheet to cover the Gulf, then we can drag it through the water to capture all the oil. So easy a caveman could do it. Why didn't anyone think of this before?

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    21. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      herein lies the problem. BP estimated the likelihood of the current spill as "so close to zero that it doesn't matter". Ask any oil company what the chances are of another spill, and you'll get "so close to zero that it doesn't matter." So why should they spend all this money on something that will never happen?

      Hmm. Reminds me of something from "Mostly Harmless."

      "Enjoy Breathe-o-Smart!"

      "OK, so what if the Breathe-o-Smart breaks down or goes wrong or something?"

      "Ah! One of the smartest features of the Breathe-o-Smart is that it cannot possibly go wrong. So. No worries on that score. Enjoy your breathing now, and have a nice day."

      (It was, of course, as a result of the Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454, that all mechanical or electrical or quantum-mechanical or hydraulic or even wind, steam or piston-driven devices, are now requited to have a certain legend emblazoned on them somewhere. It doesn't matter how small the object is, the designers of the object have got to find a way of squeezing the legend in somewhere, because it is their attention which is being drawn to it rather than necessarily that of the user's.

      The legend is this:

      "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.')

    22. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Because there's no money in cleaning it up

      If you can cheaply and easily separate the oil from the water, surely you can recover some money by collecting it and processing it.

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    23. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by lavagolemking · · Score: 1

      Actually, BP would just buy-to-own the gulf, and they wouldn't pay much of anything.

    24. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "new" bombs are called Fuel Air Explosives. Or Thermobaric. Will not work underwater. Same goes for the "Penetrator" bombs they made to get Saddam. (Made from the barrel of old artillery.) Needs free-fall without so much WATER to get kinetic energy.

      Entrepreneurs should stay away from this mess. It's better to just nuke it. Just call Luke Skywalker and tell him to drop the bomb inside the hole. Use the force! :)

    25. Re:Doing in a lab is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let this become a market opportunity like after 911. :)

      Socialism and "laws" are just EVIL. Market geeks should celebrate how good the free market can handle everything. Eventually. With some bailout.

      How many people know that the gulf has received "gear" from most places around the world to handle this. There is no way for them to handle this crisis now except drilling several wells to intercept the well. And they have to go deep. While drilling very carefully, so they don't wreck the drill, or run into another reservoir.

      If BP goes belly up who will pay for it? The UK? Wall Street? Who took the profit?

  4. Great for filtering, but - by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would think what you want for an oil cleanup is a material that is oleophilic but hydrophobic,IOW, just the opposite. Dip it in the water, oil sticks, pull it out, oil stays in, water rolls off. Squeeze the oil out into an appropriate receptacle, repeat.

    1. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      How do you clean and reuse your cloth? This guy: just pour the oil off the cloth and repeat. Yours only allows for a small amount to be collected before some kind of complicated rinse has to be done.

    2. Re:Great for filtering, but - by dmatos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You could potentially use big trawling nets of this stuff to sieve the oil out of the gulf, just like fishermen use trawling nets to sieve fish out of the water. Scoop up a big bucket of oil+water, wait for the water to drain out, then pour the oil into a reservoir on the boat. Repeat.

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    3. Re:Great for filtering, but - by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would think what you want for an oil cleanup is a material that is oleophilic but hydrophobic,IOW, just the opposite.

      It's probably the difference between having a mop (your proposal) and a strainer (his creation). Depending on a variety of factors either one might be preferable for cleanup.

    4. Re:Great for filtering, but - by AdmiralXyz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With this (assuming it works at scale) you can "push" the oil to where you want it to go, meaning that if they deployed large ones on the surface they could gradually "herd" all the oil into one place to be siphoned off... or rather, they could, if BP hadn't injected all those dispersants making it end up god-knows-where.

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    5. Re:Great for filtering, but - by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that you can load a cartridge with this material, and insert it inline with a pump. You run any sort of boat with a bilge pump at that point over your spill and go to town.

    6. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should read the article.

    7. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Orange+Crush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But filtering is probably the behavior you want. Much of the gulf spill is a microns-thick rainbow-colored sheen on the surface of the water, and there's really no way to clean that up or burn it off beyond letting nature take its course. If you can run a bunch of supertankers around the oil slick Roomba style, they could pump large volumes of oil and seawater through filters like these, dump the clean water and hold on to the oil. If the filters work well enough, it might be possible to circle the whole slick and keep it confined away from shore.

    8. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      The summary mentions using it to protect wetlands. This is particularly preferable to using sand berms, as they change the salinity of the area (no more salt water coming from the sea) which can be deadly to the habitat. A barrier of this cloth around sensitive wetland habitats would protect the habitat from oil, while still allowing the water to be properly brackish. As you said, it's another tool beyond those on open water actually removing the oil from the water.

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    9. Re:Great for filtering, but - by ZirbMonkey · · Score: 1

      It would make a great oil sponge, but you'd need to ring out the cloth every minute. But at least you'd have a method for pulling oil out of the water. Perhaps trolling long sheets of it, and ringing out the oil every time it's rolled in...

      When the cloth repels oil, the cloth stays porous, and water keeps passing through. You can literally herd the oil like catching fish. I'm not sure how salt and ocean debris would make the filter work in the real ocean The oleophobic cloth filter would plug up with everything else.

    10. Re:Great for filtering, but - by ekimminau · · Score: 1

      "I would think what you want for an oil cleanup is a material that is oleophilic but hydrophobic,IOW, just the opposite. Dip it in the water, oil sticks, pull it out, oil stays in, water rolls off. Squeeze the oil out into an appropriate receptacle, repeat."

      Actually, letting water pass through but not letting oil stick would let you create a huge net. Water passes through but oil doesn't. Then you haul the net up, all the water drains away and you dump the oil into a containment hold. Non sticks to net. Repeat.

      Perfect!

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    11. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Squeeze?

    12. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I love it when random people on the internet think that the scientists are doing it wrong and that their own idea is so much better.

      You honestly think the scientists didn't already think of and completely dismiss your idea?

    13. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, for your suggestion to work, the oil would need to pass thru the filter, not the water. Just putting it in line with a hose would do is pump water out of the hose and leave the oil on the other side of the hose (to eventually clog the works and create a huge back-pressure on the pump) since only the water passes thru the filter. What this can do is let you fill a huge tank full of oil/water mix and then pump out the water, leaving you with mostly oil in the tank. You could also create skimmers of this to skim the oil off the water much like you skim debris in a pool. The oil would be in the skimmers and you would need to dump it into a collection tank. Depending on how strong the material is (i.e. how much weight it can hold), you could create massive skimmers and use it like a fish net, but instead of fish, you get oil. However, you would also get whatever else is in there, like any organism which might happen to get trapped in the "net".

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    14. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Surt · · Score: 1

      The water flows through, so you dip it into the water like it was a big bucket, or imagine a fish net designed to catch oil. You come away with nothing but oil inside your 'net'.

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    15. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Squeeze?

      Try squeezing a wet towel, you won't get all the water out. Now imagine this towel absorbs oil instead of water; you'll have a hell of a time getting all the oil out.

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    16. Re:Great for filtering, but - by bhlowe · · Score: 1

      Here is a video of two rednecks and their method to soak up oil. They make a decent point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JkFW5nwMQ (Its plain old straw hay.)

    17. Re:Great for filtering, but - by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      You use a massive gill wheel or something similar on a oil vessel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Drawing_of_a_gill_netter.gif . (The equipment does exist.) Then you put some type of collector below the gill net collector with tubing into the tanks. As the collector wheel brings more and more net/cloth in squeezing will take place and it will drop into the tanks. It will be a messy and probably dangerous job but this Gulf is a food source to a lot of people.

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    18. Re:Great for filtering, but - by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      an* oil tanker vessel

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    19. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      or rather, they could, if BP hadn't injected all those dispersants making it end up god-knows-where.

      Good point, might the dispersant defeat this technique? If it makes the oil dissolve in water, it may no longer be non-polar, and thus no longer repelled.

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    20. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Informative

      like, perhaps hair?

    21. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What does this mean for all the sea life that gets pulled into these trawling nets?

    22. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Osorb by http://www.absmaterials.com/ does pretty much exactly what you describe, except you don't squeeze it, you heat it to remove collected material. It's also fairly cheap/easy to produce.

    23. Re:Great for filtering, but - by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Looks like we slagged the server again so I didn't RTFA - but if it really is a coating that can generically be applied to cotton cloth, then you could conceivably coat old clothes that would generally be dumped on the third world and toss them into a modified seining or trawling net, fill the cloth up with oil, drag it over to a tender with separation facilities (ie, a big drum with a press or similar), squeeze the oil out and process it and reuse the cloth.

      Something that could be tested industrially on fairly short order. Of course, you would have to make sure that this chemical doesn't cause more problems than the oil (there are such chemicals). American ingenuity. Using technology to save itself from technology....

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    24. Re:Great for filtering, but - by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Use a pump to bring oil and water onto the boat, and run it through a huge coiled tube of this stuff. The water can spill out the sides and the oil will exit the other end into the hold.

      The only question is whether the coating on the cloth is durable or needs to be replenished, and what kinds of pressures the cloth can take, and can it be knitted on existing looms.

    25. Re:Great for filtering, but - by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Prepped and ready for deep frying?

    26. Re:Great for filtering, but - by techno-vampire · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Try squeezing a wet towel, you won't get all the water out.

      So what? You don't want to get it all out. All you need to do is get enough out that it's no longer saturated and can absorb more water. A wet towel absorbs water faster than a dry one because you don't have surface tension to worry about, and the same's probably true with oil. Run the saturated cloth through a wringer to press out most of the oil into a containment vessel, then spread it out again to pick up more.

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    27. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this mean for all the sea life that gets pulled into these trawling nets?

      A life slightly shorter than it would have been had they drowned with their gills coated with oil.

    28. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see green-peace people complaining that this is not an appropriate way to solve the problem. Likely, you will not just obtain oil, but all sorts of sea-life. That's not my opinion, but something I perceive being brought up as a problem. Personally, I think what you said is exactly what ought to be done.

    29. Re:Great for filtering, but - by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here's a very unpleasant answer:

      Shrimp, fish, squid, etc -- If they were in the oily water, they were dead anyway. They "breath" by pulling that water through gills or similar arrangements. Such surfaces will be clogged with oil and the animals will die.

      Mammals and birds have a better chance, and it seems like a skimmer like this gets them into the boat and gives rescuers a chance to wash them. They're probably better off in the boat than out of it.

    30. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Danse · · Score: 1

      What does this mean for all the sea life that gets pulled into these trawling nets?

      That they were probably pretty screwed to begin with? I guess you can just throw them back in.

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    31. Re:Great for filtering, but - by dsavage · · Score: 1

      Hay is actually different from Straw. (And most of us would rather be called "Good old boy's" rather than "rednecks." Though, to be honest, I can't get to that link from work, so they might just be rednecks...)

      -D

      To further explain the differences between hay and straw, here's a link.
      http://www.delsjourney.com/travels_2001-02/story_list/us/hay_and_straw.htm

    32. Re:Great for filtering, but - by afidel · · Score: 1

      It's actually a solved problem. My father works in industrial chemicals and tramp or waste oil leaking into coolant systems is a major problem, they already have continuous cloth systems that pull the oil out of the water and then squeeze it out. The problem is that they can only handle so many gallons per hour and so much concentration of oil.

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    33. Re:Great for filtering, but - by wonkavader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, some sort of pumping system with this as part of a centrifuge should work well. The pipe goes into a spinning section of rigid membrane pipe. The oil gets spinning in the pipe. Water spins out, since it passes through the membrane, and oil stays in the pipe. The oil keeps going wherever it's being pumped to. This solves several problems, such as waiting for the water to slowly sink out, the cranes and manual labor involved in lifting and draining, etc.

      That is, if there are pumps that work well with oily water... There must be, right?

    34. Re:Great for filtering, but - by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      Since all that wildlife was stuck in the oil slick, there wasn't much hope to begin with, was there?

    35. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the sea life pulled into the trawling nets that are trawling for oil? Oil which is toxic to all sea life?

      It means a decent burial by funeral pyre at the best, dumped back into a clean ocean at the worst.

    36. Re:Great for filtering, but - by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What does this mean for all the sea life that gets pulled into these trawling nets?

      Most of it is probably already dead.

    37. Re:Great for filtering, but - by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Mammals and birds have a better chance, and it seems like a skimmer like this gets them into the boat and gives rescuers a chance to wash them. They're probably better off in the boat than out of it.

      I'm not entirely sure - for two reasons:

      1) Nets are huge. If you get dragged into one, even one that floats on top, and more and more oil is dumped onto you, I think you're going to die unless you're the last thing to get dragged in
      2) I'm rather curious about the survival rate of birds, mammals, turtles etc., after they have been cleaned. It might look really nice, that you start with an oil covered pelican and end up with a shiny white and clean pelican, but if it dies a week after you set it free, because it's swallowed too much oil, infections or whatever, that doesn't bode well for the creature. Might be more humane to kill it instead of cleaning it off.

    38. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't they already dead?

    39. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Other than the fact that between the time they are caught in the net and the time they are extracted from it they are dragged underwater and drowned, that's a great idea.

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    40. Re:Great for filtering, but - by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Nice idea. For those doubting this would work--centrifuge the "towel". That will get the oil 'squeezed' out.

    41. Re:Great for filtering, but - by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Why not both. Pump the oil infested sea water into a tank that has two outlets. One only allows oil though into a holding tank, the other only allows water though and dumps right back out to sea.

      This way no scooping and dumping is needed, just pumping into a large tank and letting each one go it's own separate way.

    42. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how salt and ocean debris would make the filter work in the real ocean The oleophobic cloth filter would plug up with everything else.

      Salt wouldn't make a difference, since the water used in the video was Gulf water. Debris and sealife OTOH, would probably end up ripping the cloth or at least reducing its efficiency.

      A quite simple solution would be to place a filter before the filtering cloth. I suppose a metal screen would do... there must be better options but what I'm advocating is that it isn't hard to make sure that only oil and water get to the filter.

    43. Re:Great for filtering, but - by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If it's in the middle of an oil spill, it's dead anyway. Even things on the edge that only get slightly slimed and are carefully treated often die.

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    44. Re:Great for filtering, but - by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You're quite the optimist. I bet you're the kind of person that would win the lotto then click your tongue, and complain about the taxes on the money.
      Cleaning the animals is a step above leaving them in the water or wherever to die. Always better to try, then to just shrug and say "Oh well, this is what god would have wanted..."

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    45. Re:Great for filtering, but - by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Squeeze a wet towel, and enough water comes out that you can then soak up some more.
      Eventually, once there's very little-to-no water left to soak up, and you've wrung out as much as you can (you can wring a lot out by squeezing using high-pressure rollers), getting the rest of the oil separated from the towel is easy.
      Burn it

      Oh, you wanted something efficient? useful to society perhaps?

      Roll the towels up into logs, ship them off to a poor/developing non-tropical country, and let them burn them for heat during the winter.

    46. Re:Great for filtering, but - by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      That is, if there are pumps that work well with oily water... There must be, right?

      Didn't know if you were sarcastic, but of course the same pumps they're using now to separate the oil, water, and methane hydrates coming up the redneck riser they have in place could be used.

    47. Re:Great for filtering, but - by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      We have this already. It's called wildlife. See all those birds covered in oil, water just runs off their feathers.

      So I say we force as many birds as possible to take one for the team. Of course squeezing them out is the tricky step, but I'm sure we'll come up with something (off the top of my head, set them on fire and use a new set of birds).

    48. Re:Great for filtering, but - by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That wasn't one of the options the options given. Let me repeat:

      1. Clean the oil off and have the animal die a horrible painful death due to it consuming huge amounts of toxic sludge.

      2. Kill the animal in a quick and hopefully painless fashion.

      Of course the assumption is that the animal does die after being cleaned anyway, if that's not true then "if" part doesn't apply and again your point is pointless.

    49. Re:Great for filtering, but - by sheddd · · Score: 1

      "I'm rather curious about the survival rate of birds, mammals, turtles etc., after they have been cleaned."

      Me too. I've seen estimates as low as 1% for pelicans. Here's some information that looks a bit biased towards the environmentalists agenda but basically honest; summary: For cleaned pelicans, there's a 50% to 80% release rate (i.e. 20%-50% die while in captivity; they claim to have too little data to estimate how many die quickly after release but are planning on a study)

      I feel worse about the sea turtles; they're cool animals, and have a lifespan similar to humans.

    50. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Urkki · · Score: 1

      You're quite the optimist. I bet you're the kind of person that would win the lotto then click your tongue, and complain about the taxes on the money.
      Cleaning the animals is a step above leaving them in the water or wherever to die. Always better to try, then to just shrug and say "Oh well, this is what god would have wanted..."

      Always better to try, unless you consider what else you could do instead of washing almost certainly doomed animals... How about cleaning the shore to maybe save some animals from getting poisoned by the oil?

    51. Re:Great for filtering, but - by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      The industrial method to collect oil with this cloth could be like this:

      -hold a 3' x 30' peice of the cloth in a way to make 30' long U-shapped ditch
      -Slope the U-Shaped cloth towards one end
      -At raised end, pour in the oil+H20
      -The water will seep through the cloth and drain away
      -the oil comes out the lower end of the U-Shaped cloth with little or no water mixed in
      -Make the trench longer or shorter to keep up with the flow of the oil+H20 coming in.

         

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    52. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beautiful!

    53. Re:Great for filtering, but - by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It's hay (Bermuda and bahia), and they're good ol' boys. :-)

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    54. Re:Great for filtering, but - by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Dutch (I believe it was) have ships that do something similar (I don't know the specifics actually, but they suck in oil and water, and spit out water).

      They were not used as it is illegal to dump the water back if it is contaminated, and the ships are not perfect.

      Miraculously, I don't appear to be totally full of shit:
      http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/dutch-oil-spill-response-team-standby-us-oil-disaster

      Laws against half-assed cleanup have an un-intended consequence. I wonder if honest reports of the actual amount leaking could have gotten these in quicker.

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    55. Re:Great for filtering, but - by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Oil and sealife...

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    56. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Surt · · Score: 1

      Seadead, given the oil, so I don't think it is going to mind, much. The net dead animals will be reduced by getting the oil out ASAP, I'm sure.

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    57. Re:Great for filtering, but - by winomonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am speaking as the son of a commercial fisherman who still typically takes some vacation time from the office life to work the black cod fishery here in Alaska, and as a person who has gone through the SERV's training to get my HAZWOPER Tier 1 certification (basically, taught how to do crude recovery on open water and near-shore operations). I have spent time both in the class and on the water drilling emergency response up here.

      One of the things discussed during our breaks was that the survival rate of rescued birds and mammals was somewhere around 10% during the Exxon disaster. That does not include all of the wildlife that was missed ... these were the lucky ones. Not to say that saving 10% of the recovered birds (at a very high individual cost) is a bad thing, mind you.

      Perhaps the best quote of the day on this topic basically boiled down to "pictures of people scrubbing ducks is just good PR."

      The whole process of what you described as "skimming" (which is very different in the recovery lingo - means using a floating pump system to recover oil, not dragging stuff through the water) would likely kill all animals that were captured. Critters would be submerged within a cloth net of oil and gunk. Regular trawling is damaging enough to them ... surface trawling with this would only make it that much worse. That said, it would be a great way to do animal body recovery, getting the toxin-laden animals out of the food system and away from the scavengers that would eat their remains.

    58. Re:Great for filtering, but - by winomonkey · · Score: 1

      As a person who has spent time handling boom (I hate that the plural of boom is boom in the oil-spill response world) while training for emergency spill response here in Alaska, a few things.

      The trawling concept is not that far removed from dragging boom around, and would be subject to some of the same problems prone to traditional boom designs. Notably, oil has a tendency to spill over the top of boom when the current or tow speed is greater than half of a knot (that is very, very slow). While not a problem when chasing fish, it would defeat the purpose of dragging stuff through the water to collect oil.

      If, as recommended, a more traditional surface trawl design was used, including an open mouth that is submerged and a boom / cork line that is floating, some additional benefits could be realized. Crude can quickly become mixed into the water column as the boat and boom move through the water, and a lot of oil can actually go under boom as it is towed. The trawling design would help here, although it may also gather animals beneath the oil/water line and force them into a concentrated bag of the stuff ... not so ideal.

      One of the shortcomings of current boom design is the fact that you are going to pick up a lot of water with the oil (models of the "harbor buster" have little pouches that fill with oil and sea water and serve to contain the crude prior to throwing in a simmer to pull out the oil). Modify boom to be made of this material AND add possible changes to make it more "trawl-like" in its subsurface design, and some improvement might be seen.

    59. Re:Great for filtering, but - by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I was looking at that site when I was pondering the question myself, but as they say themselves - they have no long term survival rates.

      It's not that I don't want to see those creatures being put back in the wild. It's just that if they're going to die from after effects "immediately" after being released (i.e. if they get eaten, die of old age or regular stuff, it doesn't count), it's not only cruel to stress these animals by putting them through the cleaning procedure, it's also a huge waste of resources.

      They themselves say upwards of 300 gallons to clean 1 pelican. The average American uses 8,000 gallons a year. That's a LOT. And how clean is clean? Is it 'no more polluted than the average sea bird in areas unaffected by the spill' or is it 'we can't see any more oil on it', which might just be a cosmetic effect.

      And do they really need to clean ALL the animals they find? Why do they clean sea gulls? Sea gulls are plentiful and aren't even close to getting on the endangered list. Seems more humane and a better use of resources to euthanize them. Pelicans are close to being endangered, to there it might make sense to keep them alive.

      I realise that a lot of people feel better if we clean the animals and send them off, but unless we have data on their survival rates afterwards, it's essentially just like security theatre. Just a show being put on to make us feel good.

      Like when we're feeding ducks and other birds at the ponds and lakes. It feels good and gets us closer to nature. Never mind the fact that there's enough food in the pond for the ducks. Or were ... until we started polluting it with all the left over bread, leading to a huge bloom in algae growth and less food for the ducks. But the ducks keep coming back, because we feed them. So we get more and more ducks. Too many in that area, so now they end up raping and often times drowning the female ducks during mating season. But hey - we sure do feel good about feeding the birds, don't we?

      People are idiots.

    60. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a new cloth

    61. Re:Great for filtering, but - by brentonboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mammals and birds have a better chance, and it seems like a skimmer like this gets them into the boat and gives rescuers a chance to wash them. They're probably better off in the boat than out of it.

      I'm not entirely sure - for two reasons:

      1) Nets are huge. If you get dragged into one, even one that floats on top, and more and more oil is dumped onto you, I think you're going to die unless you're the last thing to get dragged in
      2) I'm rather curious about the survival rate of birds, mammals, turtles etc., after they have been cleaned. It might look really nice, that you start with an oil covered pelican and end up with a shiny white and clean pelican, but if it dies a week after you set it free, because it's swallowed too much oil, infections or whatever, that doesn't bode well for the creature. Might be more humane to kill it instead of cleaning it off.

      Yeah, once the oil is on the birds, they'll likely die.

    62. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like, perhaps not.

      STOP SENDING HAIR BOOMS, OFFICIALS PLEAD

      By Miguel Llanos, msnbc.com

      To all those who have donated hair clippings, and those who have shipped them, the Unifed Area Command dealing with the Gulf oil disaster has this message: Please stop.

      Using hair booms "was not deemed feasible after a technical evaluation," the command said in a statement. "In a February 2010 side-by-side field test conducted during an oil spill in Texas, commercial sorbent boom absorbed more oil and much less water than hair boom, making it the better operational choice."

      Charlie Henry, NOAA's scientific support coordinator at the scene, added: "Our priority when cleaning up an oil spill is to find the most efficient and expedient way to remove the oil from the affected area while causing no additional damage. One problem with the hair boom is that it became water-logged and sank within a short period of time."

      "Commercial sorbent boom is readily available and scientifically designed and tested for oil containment and absorption on the water," the command added. "Additionally, response teams are familiar with and properly trained to safely deploy, maintain, recover, and dispose commercial sorbent boom."

      TLDR SUMMARY

      - Using hair booms ... not ... feasible
      - side-by-side field test ... during an oil spill
      - commercial sorbent boom absorbed more oil ... less water than hair boom
      - problem with ... hair boom ... became water-logged ... sank within .. short ... time.
      - Commercial sorbent boom ... available ... scientifically designed ... tested
      - response teams ... properly trained to ... deploy ... dispose commercial sorbent boom.

    63. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and his material is hydrophobic so putting it in water is kinda cruel.

    64. Re:Great for filtering, but - by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      The essential difference is most oleophilic materials -absorb- the oil, that is hold it in, while passing the water. This one -stops- the oil while absorbing (and then freely passing) the water.

      Essentially, much higher "absorption" capacity (because it's not the volume of the cloth that contains the oil, but the surface that encloses it), and no need to squeeze the oil out of it, just pour it down and the cloth remains clean.

      So instead of a cubic meter of volume of absorbant, you need six -square- meters of the cloth to enclose the same amount of oil.

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    65. Re:Great for filtering, but - by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      IF the material is indeed oleophobic, as they claim, simply pouring the oil off, or maybe rinsing it gently with water should be all that is needed. Oleophobic essentially means it does NOT stick to the material - it stays away from it!

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    66. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely don't have to worry about the surface tension issue with oil on a hydrophobic surface!

    67. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BP will be a lot more willing to spend on a gadget that allows them to harvest the oil from the gulf, or at any rate, that's what my experience on gigantic petroleum extraction and processing companies tells me. Granted, my experience is watching fuel costs go up and up and up, which would seem to be in direct contradiction of a business model aimed at increasing supply.

    68. Re:Great for filtering, but - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was my first question as well, but no one seems to be paying attention to what you brought up!

  5. Is this really practical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this really any more practical than any other methods? There are plenty of ways of separating oil and water, but to do it on such a large scale as the gulf of Mexico is a different animal altogether. At least with the "hillbilly hay" idea it was an easily obtainable substance (farmers make a lot of hay each year), but what about this? How easily can this polymer be mass produced in quantities that would be necessary to clean up the gulf?

  6. But we don't want a fix! by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's fixed, we won't be able to get rich quick turning tarballs into, basically, gold!

    1. Re:But we don't want a fix! by dward90 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't joke about the tarball burner. It's totally legit. It's even PATENTED.

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    2. Re:But we don't want a fix! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      There are not enough moderation options.

      I was looking for the, "WTF -Seriously?!" mod option and came up blank. "Interesting" doesn't cut it with items like the one you pointed out.

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  7. Nothing new here by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked in the oil industry in the 80's and 90's (for Amoco coincidentally) and we had adsorbent spill control diapers and booms that we could run through a ringer to extract the oil. Every facility had a stockpile of these things.

    I took an oil spill control class in Pueblo Co one year and we trained on boom deployment, oil recovery and cleanup. This was one of the tools we had available to us.

    Now maybe the hype is that these new products are made of treated cotton (sounds nice and eco-friendly). Once anything picks up oil it is not so eco-friendly and just becomes another piece of hazardous waste.

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    1. Re:Nothing new here by Tisha_AH · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:Nothing new here by Bakkster · · Score: 5, Informative

      You have it backwards. Booms and diapers absorb the oil, this cloth does not absorb oil. It does the opposite, allowing water to pass through while the oil pools on top or in front.

      In other words, booms and diapers act like sponges, while this cloth acts like a filter.

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    3. Re:Nothing new here by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Okay, you had oil-absorbent "diapers".

      Doesn't the fact that this is the exact opposite -- an oil-repellent filter -- make it news?

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    4. Re:Nothing new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something to think about - Boom's can't be used to skim the oil off the water - Oil soaked booms would not allow water to pass through them without also allowing oil to flow through

    5. Re:Nothing new here by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Oily pads of hazardous waste, or an oily ocean full of hazardous waste...let me think...

    6. Re:Nothing new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but eventually the repellent wears off and becomes regular cloth with toxic oil.

    7. Re:Nothing new here by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Use them in conjunction. Make a big "bowl" out of the filter material. Skim and water off the surface and pump it into the bowls. Have the diaper on device that looks like a Mississippi steamboat paddle that absorbs and is then squeezed.

      In any case, the solutions are a dime a dozen. The problem is that NONE of them are being used. A month and a half into this thing, and we still have an administration sitting on its hands, talking about kicking someone's ass instead of engaging available resources to mitigate the damages.

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    8. Re:Nothing new here by Tisha_AH · · Score: 1

      Yea, I will go to Texas, you go to Florida. I will lift one end of the Gulf of Mexico, you do the other. We can tip the entire Gulf into this device to filter out the oil.

      I am still working on the problem of finding a container big enough to hold the clean water... Maybe we can use the Mediterranean.

      We had oil/water separators as well. I did not care too much for those, while they did let the water settle out and the oil float on top they had a horrible smell as the water was very anoxic as much of the oxygen had been pulled out of the water to to create oxides with the oil. I think we are facing the same problem with in the gulf with the oil that is in the deep water or hit with a dispersant. It is still a bunch of Carbon/Hydrogen atoms that are looking for a bit of 'lovin with that wild-child of the 60's, oxygen.

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  8. A net? by brianleb321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there a reason this wouldn't act like a giant net and trap life forms in what they intend to be pure crude oil?

    Won't somebody think of the childr... I mean, won't somebody think of the dolphins?

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    1. Re:A net? by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those life forms will be considered crude oil eventually. This just speeds up the classification process.

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    2. Re:A net? by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      Dolphins and any other reasonably intelligent species have already abandoned the gulf coast area. You won't be dragging up any porpoises unless they are already dead.

    3. Re:A net? by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      And yet humans are still there...

    4. Re:A net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those life forms will be considered crude oil eventually. This just speeds up the classification process.

      Funny indeed... however not necessarily accurate. If i remember correctly, those life forms will become something more akin to limestone deposits on the bottom of a seabed, whereas Oil and coal are essentially water soaked bogs. the water keaps the material that falls from decomposing. after hundreds of millions of years of heat and pressure from layers of dirt et al piling on top, the non- decomposed matter will change to fossil fuels

  9. Re:Great for filtering, which is what you want by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    If you use the cloth as an oil-sponge, then the amount of oil you can pick up is limited by the absorbency of the cloth. Any excess oil will seep through the cloth and continue polluting the water. The practicality of just squeezing it out is also questionable, since you have to do it every time the cloth becomes oil-logged (which would be very quick).

    If instead it's an oil filter, then you can put as much oil-laden water through it as you want, with the oil remaining on one side, with the cloth absorbing some water and the rest passing through. For example you could pump the oil-water mix into a tank with a funnel in the bottom with this cloth as a barrier. In goes oil and water, out comes just water, with the amount of oil you can separate with a single cloth being limited only by the size of the oil container and perhaps the strength of the cloth.

    Absorption isn't bad if it's practical, like the use of hair clippings to soak up oil. But as that example shows, you naturally need much more material to deal with the same amount of oil.

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  10. Or they could use hair. by pearlm · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Or they could use hair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hair is probably a little more expensive than cotton and polymers.

  11. Hmmm,maybe a wide conveyor belt thing. by GarryFre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't mention this before because I figured there was a problem with this but it occurred to me if they had a set of wide rollers they could attach rugs or such to a wide belt of some sort that could be attached to the front of a ship and the belt would rotate out into the water, collecting oil and pass through a couple rollers that would squeeze most of the oil out, and that part would pass back into the water to lap up more oil. The oil collected could then be processed and used. I figure I might as well mention it now, though I have doubts it would really work, but who knows. I don't.

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    1. Re:Hmmm,maybe a wide conveyor belt thing. by Danse · · Score: 1

      I didn't mention this before because I figured there was a problem with this but it occurred to me if they had a set of wide rollers they could attach rugs or such to a wide belt of some sort that could be attached to the front of a ship and the belt would rotate out into the water, collecting oil and pass through a couple rollers that would squeeze most of the oil out, and that part would pass back into the water to lap up more oil. The oil collected could then be processed and used. I figure I might as well mention it now, though I have doubts it would really work, but who knows. I don't.

      Lol. They'd have a bunch of belt-sander looking ships running around the gulf. I like it :)

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    2. Re:Hmmm,maybe a wide conveyor belt thing. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Simpler option. Just make a trough of this stuff. Pump oil/water mix in one end, and let it flow to the other, with the water leaking out of the trough. On the other end, you will have relatively pure oil remains, which you can pump into a tanker.

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  12. Bigger? by warchildx · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I wouldn't want to pour the entire gulf of mexico worth of water through that small glass jar. reminds me of those pur water filters, where you pour some water in, and have to wait for it to *seep* through the filter material before you can put more in.

    Maybe something more along the lines of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W8_GpMz9nI

    1. Re:Bigger? by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the idea he has, is that the entire gulf of Mexico is filtered through a 30 cm^2 cloth, because, obviously, this process does not scale in any way, shape or form.

  13. Separating oil and water isn't hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Can we all agree that separating oil and water isn't all that difficult? I mean just the plastic tub he poured it in held a lot of the oil while letting the water pour out. Right now in my fridge I'm separating oil and water in my Good Seasons Italian Dressing Cruet (tm). The issue is doing it to the entire gulf of Mexico.

    When I see someone clean up a swimming pool in 1 second with a flick of their wrist, then I'll be impressed, but this... not so much.

  14. Biggest Investor: BP by CapnStank · · Score: 0, Troll

    Obviously (if tests prove successful) BP will be buying this stuff by the boat-load. By successfully separating the oil to a (most likely) usable state they can recoup all that oil they lost into that darned ocean.

    That damned water is contaminating our profits!

    1. Re:Biggest Investor: BP by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      I wish you were right, but my cynical side is shaking his head sadly.

      This is old tech. Other posters have indicated that filtering technology exists and is indeed stockpiled. But it seems that dispersant is the cheaper, faster and prettier solution. Keeps the muck off-camera by sinking it in toxic globs. Profits have more to do with keeping investors on board than in actually saving oil. I'm sure all their other holes in the ground are more than keeping things in the black, what with oil profits being what they are.

      The problem is also one of scale. And with Hurricane season growing dark upon the horizon, I can see those scales getting splashed around a bit.

      Hopefully the BP execs responsible will all tip out of a boat.

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  15. So, if the floating oil is considered salvage... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then theoretically, any enterprising shrimp boat captain with this filter and a floating storage tank could sop up the stuff and sell it at spot price to a competitor of BP (Insert evil grin here).

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  16. Well, just you just keep on driving by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    The easy oil is gone, they're having to drill in 5000 feet of water now, so of course there will be a next time.
     

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    1. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by e9th · · Score: 1

      5000 feet? No problem. Why, just last September a rig called the Deepwater Horizon drilled a hole at a record-setting 30,000 feet.

      Oh, wait.

    2. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Easy oil isn't gone. It's just banned.

    3. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The easy oil is gone, they're having to drill in 5000 feet of water now, so of course there will be a next time.

      No, the "easy" oil is there in nice, safe, relatively shallow water where leaks/spills etc would be comparatively trivial to deal with, but environmental interests have forced rigs further and further offshore in an attempt to effectively halt/limit offshore oil drilling by making it too expensive & difficult for the oil companies, while being able to claim they're not trying to stop offshore drilling, just being good stewards of the planet.

      So, rather than having a shallow-water rig where any leak or blowout can be swiftly, safely, and effectively dealt with, we have the current situation. I'm sure the wildlife that has and will die, along with the fishing and tourist industries, appreciates the intentions, just maybe not the outcome so much.

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    4. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by tsalmark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Deepwater Horizon drilled a hole under 5000 feet of water. The depth of the drill hole through bedrock is 30,000 feet. While the bole hole is a feat, the trouble capping the well is more related to the depth of the water above the well not the depth of the well itself.

    5. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The easy oil is gone..."

      Actually, it's not. We're just not allowed to touch the "easy to reach" oil in our own country. But hey, stick the rig way out to sea, and an out-of-sight, out-of-mind attitude prevails. Politicians count on it. Meanwhile, we outsource all of the "messy" close-in drilling to the brown man.

    6. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The easy oil is gone, they're having to drill in 5000 feet of water now, so of course there will be a next time.

      No, the "easy" oil is there in nice, safe, relatively shallow water where leaks/spills etc would be comparatively trivial to deal with, but environmental interests have forced rigs further and further offshore in an attempt to effectively halt/limit offshore oil drilling by making it too expensive & difficult for the oil companies, while being able to claim they're not trying to stop offshore drilling, just being good stewards of the planet.

      So, rather than having a shallow-water rig where any leak or blowout can be swiftly, safely, and effectively dealt with, we have the current situation. I'm sure the wildlife that has and will die, along with the fishing and tourist industries, appreciates the intentions, just maybe not the outcome so much.

      Strat

      FAIL!
      Are you seriously trying to pin the blame the results of BPs shortcuts and inherent disregard for the safety of he environment on environmentalists?

    7. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by lgw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I rememebr when Florida banned (or re-banned) easy offshore drilling to protect the local environment. How's that working for you, Florida?

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    8. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by e9th · · Score: 1

      I know. Poetic license. But Transocean has drilled (also in the Gulf) at a water depth of over 10,000 feet. Scary.

    9. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

      The easy oil is gone, they're having to drill in 5000 feet of water now, so of course there will be a next time.

      No, the "easy" oil is there in nice, safe, relatively shallow water where leaks/spills etc would be comparatively trivial to deal with, but environmental interests have forced rigs further and further offshore in an attempt to effectively halt/limit offshore oil drilling by making it too expensive & difficult for the oil companies, while being able to claim they're not trying to stop offshore drilling, just being good stewards of the planet.

      So, rather than having a shallow-water rig where any leak or blowout can be swiftly, safely, and effectively dealt with, we have the current situation. I'm sure the wildlife that has and will die, along with the fishing and tourist industries, appreciates the intentions, just maybe not the outcome so much.

      Strat

      FAIL!
      Are you seriously trying to pin the blame the results of BPs shortcuts and inherent disregard for the safety of he environment on environmentalists?

      Not at all.

      I'm "pinning the blame" on the "law of unintended consequences" resulting from poorly thought-out policies. That it so happens that environmental interests were largely responsible for this particular unintended consequence just proves that the law of unintended consequences doesn't play favorites.

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    10. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      What a load of crap. The last great gusher disaster was in in the gulf in Mexican waters and was in much shallower water. Biggest problem, in shallow water even minor oil spills will immediately end up on shore.

      The biggest load is that environmentalist forced the oil companies, put guns to their heads, enslaved the drilling crews and forced them to drill. The only thing driving the drilling companies was greed. The failures were also driven by greed driven shortcuts not by depth of water, purely by depth of B$.

      Mining of resources can be summed up in one statement "robbing the next generation to feed the greed of this generation". There should be a clamp down on non renewable resource exploitation, of rationing out resources to last over the long term and of ensuring not only that we don't leave future generations with no non-renewable resources but that we also don't leave them with excessive pollution resulting of disgusting work practices motivated by unadulterated greed.

      Truth is if environmentalists had their way, most of the exploitative corporate executives would spend the rest of their lives in mental asylums, and based upon what is happening in the world today they would be right.

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    11. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Vancorps · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wow... simply wow... Ixtoc 1 would beg to differ. That was in 160 feet of water and it took them 9 months to cap it. I know you wanna blame the liberal environmentalists but that is simply not the reason oil is being moved offshore. You ever wonder why the current rig we are dealing with is licensed in a foreign country? The Marshal Islands is home-base for the revenue which is conveniently not taxed.

      Given that Ixtoc 1 happened 30 years ago and they are using the same exact techniques to deal with it I have zero faith that it would have been resolved by now if this spill were in 500 feet or less of water.

      It's amazing the depths of rationalization going on in BPs favor. They have a history of bad behavior and somehow you come to the conclusion that it's the environmentalists forcing them to take risks? Just four years ago BP was shown to be negligent in many of the same ways. It appears little has changed from what should have been a dramatic wake-up call. Regulations for offshore drilling exist for a reason and it's not to make drilling near shore expensive.

    12. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      You scientists..., always with the negative vibes. Haven't you heard that "peak oil" is a myth? And that oil isn't a product of millions of years worth of decaying organic matter but is instead magically created from rocks? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin )
      So all we have to do is wait a little while and we can start drilling in Beaumont and L.A. again. At least that's what Glenn Beck said.

    13. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Jawnn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The easy oil is gone, they're having to drill in 5000 feet of water now, so of course there will be a next time.

      No, the "easy" oil is there in nice, safe, relatively shallow water where leaks/spills etc would be comparatively trivial to deal with, but environmental interests have forced rigs further and further offshore

      [citation needed...]

      This ought to be good...

    14. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, kinda like Ixtoc 1.

    15. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, its the corporations that took all of the United States, put a gun to their head, and made them buy the oil they produce or goods produced with that oil. Oh, wait, its probably closer to the other way around.

      Don't blame executives for the shortcomings of society. Blame society. But you don't want to blame society because when society shows its true colors, that it isn't really sympathetic to your cause to the ends that would be required to actually get something changed you will realize just how much work there is to do.

      Corporations can't be profitable unless somebody that doesn't work for them is buying their products. Period. But telling somebody that they're the problem doesn't win any friends, does it? So you push the blame off the individual on the corporations, and remove responsibility from people and put it in the hands of government, as if the government isn't made up of the same people that are in corporations, voted in by the same people who can't vote out corporations with their dollars because they really don't care as much as they say they do.

    16. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by pluther · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yay!!

      I knew somebody would figure out a way of making this the "liberals" fault!

      All hail the mighty Spin!

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    17. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess what I'm trying to say is if a population can't handle a free market economy in such a way that it doesn't need to be heavily regulated, it makes no sense for that population to also be the regulators, even indirectly.

      Actions in a free economy are reflections of the truth of the population's character. Government regulations are reflections of the hopes/dreams of a population. You should be improving character, not dreaming the biggest.

    18. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the Palin Fanclub is in da haus!

    19. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by SystemicPlural · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wrong. They would be drilling in both.

    20. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you you americans didnt keep using oil like it was water - you wouldnt need to drill as much.

    21. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by zx-15 · · Score: 1

      -1 Sarah Palin talking point.

    22. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by phantomcircuit · · Score: 0

      lxtoc_1 was simply a matter of the mexican national oil company ignoring something that almost exclusively effected the Texas coast.

      Not to mention it was in 1979.

    23. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the "easy" oil is there in nice, safe, relatively shallow water where leaks/spills etc would be comparatively trivial to deal with, but environmental interests have forced rigs further and further offshore in an attempt to effectively halt/limit offshore oil drilling by making it too expensive & difficult for the oil companies, while being able to claim they're not trying to stop offshore drilling, just being good stewards of the planet.

      And what is the source of your information? From my friends in the oil industry, all the "easy" oil is gone. And by "easy" there are a number of different factors.

      Location is only factor. Extraction difficulty is another. Canada is sitting on the largest oil sands in the world at a possible of 1.7 trillion barrels. The problem is all that oil is suspended in sandy soil. The cost of separating the oil from the sands is very expensive. The other downside is extracting this oil requires destroying the land.

      Another factor are impurities once you get the liquid. Sulfur makes the oil "sour" and combines with water to make sulfuric acid corroding any equipment. Processing sour crude is more expensive than sweet crude. Unfortunately, all the sweet crude is gone. And that's just one impurity.

      One of my friends was working on a well that which had 30% H2S gas in the well. 30 years ago, they would have plugged that well and moved on but right now they have no choice.

      So, rather than having a shallow-water rig where any leak or blowout can be swiftly, safely, and effectively dealt with, we have the current situation. I'm sure the wildlife that has and will die, along with the fishing and tourist industries, appreciates the intentions, just maybe not the outcome so much.

      Please have a source for your outrage otherwise it would appear to be merely ravings.

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    24. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      What a load of crap.

      We must have oil at this point in time. The food you eat, the packaging on most of the products you buy, most of the roads you drive on, the source of heat in vast majority of homes, no refrigeration of any kind, plus a large proportion of all products you buy, all come from oil or its byproducts, or use oil in one form or another in the production process. Do we need to move away from it? Yes, but unless we completely shut down our economy we must have oil right now. Is stopping all transportation of goods, no longer repairing our transportation infrastructure, eliminating all large scale farming, or no longer using any form of heating that relies in any way, shape, or form, on oil and gas viable right now?

      How happy are you going to be living with a completely collapsed economy? It's coming, due to our national debt, but stopping all oil use would be even more devastating than national bankruptcy due to debt. Think about it. Imagine a life right now with no products that come from oil. No more computers. No more internet(You think not? The insulation on all electrical wires is made from oil). No plastic products, period. No way to travel.

      Our argument wouldn't even be possible without oil, at this point in time. That's what I mean by common sense. We have all built our economies based on oil, and changing the base of the entire world economy is not an easy thing to do without damaging it extensively and lowering our standard of living by orders of magnitude. These changes must be done gradually. The move to oil took some time, and so will moving away from it.

       

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    25. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by ffreeloader · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man.

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    26. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know, I'm not usually combative, but when I see the level of bullshit like the one in your post, It pisses me off, especially, when it is modded +5 insightful. The Ixtoc I oil spill that happened in 1979 in the Gulf of Mexico was only in 160 of water. It took them nine months to fully plug the well. They used techniques such as a top kill, a junk shot, and a sombrero. Rename the sombrero to a top hat and you have exactly what BP is trying today. It took them nine months to stop the Ixtoc I well in 160 feet of water. Now, we have an out of control oil gusher a mile under water and we are using the same techniques from 1979 to try and stop it. You're right though, obviously, if the well was in only 160 feet of water, it would make all the difference.

    27. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by yoyoq · · Score: 1

      you are insane. "environmental interests were largely responsible"???? BP rushed their work and blew up their rig. period

    28. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Now that you've done a nice job of repeating Sarah Palin's talking points (or tweeting points) do you have any original thoughts of your own to contribute?

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    29. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by timeOday · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sheesh, next you'll deny the economic crisis was actually caused by the government forcing poor old mortgage companies to extend loans to money-grubbing poor people!

    30. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, its the corporations that took all of the United States, put a gun to their head, and made them buy the oil they produce or goods produced with that oil. Oh, wait, its probably closer to the other way around.

      Don't blame executives for the shortcomings of society. Blame society. But you don't want to blame society because when society shows its true colors, that it isn't really sympathetic to your cause to the ends that would be required to actually get something changed you will realize just how much work there is to do.

      Corporations can't be profitable unless somebody that doesn't work for them is buying their products. Period. But telling somebody that they're the problem doesn't win any friends, does it? So you push the blame off the individual on the corporations, and remove responsibility from people and put it in the hands of government, as if the government isn't made up of the same people that are in corporations, voted in by the same people who can't vote out corporations with their dollars because they really don't care as much as they say they do.

      Sure, if people didn't use their products then they wouldn't have had the opportunity to create this fuck up. However, just because someone is paying you to do something, that doesn't entitle you to simply blame them when you fail to do it properly. They might indirectly share some portion of the responsibility, but they weren't making the internal decisions which directly lead to the failure.

      Also, if you lie to them about the risks, then their share of the responsibility is shifted back on you for misleading them into allowing you to take those risks in the first place.

    31. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and there lays the real problem... don't look at the issue per se, but both sides just blame the other side and call each other names and don't actually focus on solving the issue at hand

    32. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no problem.
      http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0429/rush-limbaugh-hints-oil-rig-explosion-environmental-terrorism/

    33. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      you are insane. "environmental interests were largely responsible"???? BP rushed their work and blew up their rig. period

      You mean the rig and the well that wouldn't have needed to exist in the first place if the lower-hanging fruit of shallower-water operations weren't prohibited or regulated into economic and/or compliance unviability?

      For that matter, there are plenty of oil & gas deposits right in the continental US & Alaska that remain untapped due to environmental concerns. At least for the next century or more, oil & gas will remain necessary to maintain our standard of living and level of technology & civilization, never mind simply feeding everyone.

      There will be accidents. There will be causes from greed and negligence to apathy and stupidity, as well as simply not being able to predict many things. This will never change because humans are not perfect so neither can their creations be.

      It boils down to a compromise between deposit size, difficulty/cost, how difficult the site is to both monitor for potential trouble, and what damage a spill could cause versus the ability to quickly correct and clean the site. The regulatory framework has skewed the normal weighting of those factors such that now wells are being drilled at the very limits of our ability to reach undersea with limited ability to do much of anything at those depths when there are much safer places on dry land that sit untapped.

      Strat

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    34. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      That's is you, isn't it, Sarah Palin?

    35. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please have a source for your outrage otherwise it would appear to be merely ravings.

      Sarah Palin. She's the one that told us that if those Evil Libruls weren't interfering we'd be poking holes in the the land near-shore and on land and Drill, Baby Drill!

      Your're not gonna call Sarah a liar, now, are you?

    36. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Eryq · · Score: 1

      What lawsuits, exactly? Tying up what wells, exactly?

      [citation needed]

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    37. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      This guy seems to have connected the dots.

    38. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so you want to drastically reduce our quality of life? That's what you're suggesting. You don't propose environmental stewardship, you propose murder.

    39. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about? no-ones saying switch off.

      You can easily ban various chemicals sector by sector. Tax plastic bags, ban petroleum in cosmetics etc etc. Power and transportation come last (even then, you can regulate engine sizes, MPG etc)

      It has been done before with CFCs in aerosols, DDT in pesticides, dioxins, lead in paint, many countries tax plastic bags and have seen a 90+% drop in usage in favour of reusable canvas bags etc etc. However this time we KNOW that there's a shitstorm coming, and can do something about it in a controlled manner, rather than pretend the problem doesn't exist.

      The tech exists to create polymers out of non-oil products, it's just that because oil is cheap that these methods haven't been developed to their full extent.

      You need to create the right economic evironment to encourage these developments, and it simply doesn't work with the "free market" hypothesis because it simply isn't that forward thinking.

      Give the right incentives, and you'll find factories using nuclear power to create polymers out of CO2 and water and releasing O2 in no time.

    40. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 0, Troll

      lxtoc_1 was simply a matter of the mexican national oil company ignoring something that almost exclusively effected the Texas coast.

      And how does that differ from how BP acted? Do the world a favor, find a loaded gun, put in in your mouth, turn off the safety, and pull the trigger.

      Great! Then you must be in favor of drilling in places like ANWR then, since not drilling at all would mean economic collapse and many deaths unless there's a practical & economical substitute *right now*, along with all it's necessary infrastructure in place.

      By the way, very classy of you with the gun bit. I stand in awe of your intellect and ability to debate a topic civilly and persuade with the brilliance of your logic.

      Bravo, Sir, Bra-vo!

      Strat

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    41. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Government regulations are reflections of the hopes/dreams of politicians and bureaucrats.

      FTFY to more-accurately reflect today's Federal government's attitude of doing whatever they damn well please once they've gotten elected, even over the very vocal objections of a wide majority of their own constituents.

      No need to thank me.

      Strat

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    42. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's people like you that lead to lakes dying or even catching on fire. Just because we need a commodity doesn't mean the provider gets to bend us over a barrel and rape our environment. If oil companies didn't show such blatant disregard for the environment I would actually support drilling for oil in ANWR as I think it would stabilize a lot of political pressure in the middle east.

      I don't agree with the method AC used to reply I understand where that frustration comes from since no one seems to be doing anything to control the oil industry out of fear of reprisal. With corporate entities wielding such level of control something really does need to change like a nationalized drilling of ANWR. I don't really like that idea but it does seem better than giving the contract to BP who has twice shown what can be viewed as criminal negligence in four years or Shell who spills the equivalent of an Exxon Valdez oil spill every year. There aren't a lot of good options but I wouldn't rule out one of the much smaller oil companies that have a better track record.

    43. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by yoyoq · · Score: 1

      i just shot a man for his money. it was his fault for forcing me to be poor

    44. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought oil would only be found to about 18,000 feet due to that being the deepest that fossil fuels would be formed.

    45. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with the method AC used to reply

      In the same post as;

      It's people like you that lead to lakes dying or even catching on fire.

      Oh, you don't agree with the methods the AC used to reply, wishing the person he disagrees with to put a gun in their mouth and pull the trigger. I see. So, it's not attacking the speaker rather than the speaker's argument you have a problem with, it's more a matter of style?

      Why not try, you know, having an open mind?

      And nationalizing ANWR drilling!?!? I thought we wanted it done right. At least with a private corp you can sue them, jail people, freeze assets, etc in the case of criminal negligence or other bad behavior. The government has sovereign immunity. It's also run by politicians who will never allow themselves and their friends to be put in any serious jeopardy.

      Not only will we have THE most inefficient, corrupt, and incompetent sector doing the drilling in a National Wildlife Preserve, when something DOES happen, all there will be are some hearings, maybe a special panel, a ballyhooed report, and a few scapegoat's heads will roll. Meanwhile, those guilty and profiting will go right on without pause. You know it's true. That's what always happens.

      Strat

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    46. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I find it humorous that you think the government has immunity from screw-ups. You might also note that I didn't like the idea but ultimately when corporations are colluding against the populous a new competitor needs to emerge with better ideals. When no competitor is available then what do you have left? A nationalized drilling of a precious resource backed by the government and accountable to the people.

      You also completely missed my statement about the AC's argument methods. AC didn't contribute anything to the argument, that is why it was marked as troll.

      I actually explained my stance and recognized that it wasn't the best option but one of the few options that would work.

      Unlike your mind, mine is actually open as evidenced by my post. The large oil companies have repeatedly screwed consumers and the environment, why should we help them continue to do that on a wildlife preserve no less? This is why I left the door open for smaller oil companies that have a better track record although I honestly don't know any.

      Finally, for a private corporation, of which there are very few oil companies that are private, assets are not routinely frozen. Most oil companies are publicly traded and not beholden to any particular country. BP for instance agreed to a 20 billion dollar escrow which sounds like a lot of money but is only half of their profit for one year. Given that lives in the golf have been destroyed and stand to take decades to recover this is hardly equitable.

      Sorry, there are no heads rolling at BP, at least not yet, so I fail to see your argument. Private corporations are no more responsible than government organizations and in many cases even less so since they aren't elected.

    47. Re:Well, just you just keep on driving by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I said;

      And nationalizing ANWR drilling!?!? I thought we wanted it done right.

      You replied;

      I find it humorous that you think the government has immunity from screw-ups.

      I don't know who...or what...you're replying to, but maybe you should actually read posts before relying?

      Just a suggestion.

      Strat

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  17. Re:Thinking backwards by Random2 · · Score: 1

    Instead of trying to push the oil around or filter it out of the water, the primary use of this cloth could be to stop more oil form leaking form the pipe. Simply wrap the pipe and damaged area in the cloth, and the oil won't be going anywhere, allowing for other clean-up measures to filter out the oil.

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  18. Great solution for the wrong problem. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    The problem is not in separating oil from water-- gravity already does that quite well, without the intervention of some special cloth.

    The problem is the dilution-- the stuff is spread over thousands of square miles.

    1. Re:Great solution for the wrong problem. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Part of what makes the cleanup difficult is that there's enough churn in the water that the oil and water don't separate very well.

      If you pour oil and water into a glass, then yes, they'll separate. If you constantly shake that glass, then they won't separate very well.

    2. Re:Great solution for the wrong problem. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's nothing in the laws of thermodynamics that says that oil and water will actually separate.

      There were some experiments at the University of Western Australia a few years back where they successfully dissolved pure oil in pure water.

      (Nothing at all to do with the task at hand, but interesting IMO)

  19. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then theoretically, any enterprising shrimp boat captain with this filter and a floating storage tank could sop up the stuff and sell it at spot price to a competitor of BP (Insert evil grin here).

    ...and Bubba-Gump Oil is what they got!

  20. in a related story... by gearloos · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Di Gao's brother in law Di Kotexa claims to have had his lab broken into and secret papers from his greatest achievement stolen.

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  21. Good point by Benfea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As has been noted by many before, coagulants would have been a better idea for cleanup, but dispersants proved to be more important to the task of making the oil slick look smaller in all those satellite photos. What's more important? Cleaning up this stuff, or reducing the PR damage to BP?

    1. Re:Good point by tristanreid · · Score: 2, Informative

      When oil droplets are small enough, they're eaten by naturally-occuring bacteria. That's the main reason for dispersants.

      That's also the reason that naturally-occuring oil seeps don't pose a threat to wildlife, because in a seep the oil comes out slowly and spread out, rather than shooting out in a massive non-stop plume.

      I don't put it past BP to have the ulterior motive you're describing, but there's not enough evidence to convict on this particular charge (so to speak).

      -t.

    2. Re:Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As has been noted by many before, coagulants would have been a better idea for cleanup, but dispersants proved to be more important to the task of making the oil slick look smaller in all those satellite photos. What's more important? Cleaning up this stuff, or reducing the PR damage to BP?

      I believe it was the US government that insisted on the use of dispersants.

    3. Re:Good point by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      While you're assessment of the process is accurate you leave out the fact that the bacteria digesting the oil removes oxygen from the water suffocating everything in the area.

      It appears to me at least that dispersant were at best a terrible idea based on wildly inaccurate information. If they had known how much oil was actually spilling rather than hiding those facts then they would not have used dispersant.

      It remains to be seen whether BP actually did know that the flow of oil was much greater than their initial reports. From what I've seen of other corporate disasters I wouldn't be surprised if one hand didn't know what the other was doing as I've seen companies with only 50 employees that can't affectively communicate especially sensitive issues.

  22. Use Solar Energy? by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    As good as this technique is, it can mostly be used at the edges, that is at beaches etc to get oil out of pools or ponds, not get oil out of the sea water. I wonder how hard would it be to use Solar energy to convert water into steam and separate it from oil. I know there is a big difference between the boiling points of oil and water.

    1. Re:Use Solar Energy? by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      That would take HUGELY more energy than just about any separation process. A phase change (liquid to gas) takes a lot of energy. Better to have a solar collector generating electricity to power the centrifuge to clean the water.

  23. Too complicated - Better solution offered by bizitch · · Score: 0

    Check out these guys

    http://www.wimp.com/solutionoil/

    You can mop it up with hay - all natural - tons of supply - after you collect the oil infused hay, you can just burn it for fuel

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  24. ShamWow! by jdfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is all.

  25. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Frankly, if anybody started doing it, nobody is going to give them a hard time about it.

    What, is BP going to say "hey wait, that's our oil - dump that back in the ocean where you found it!?"

    Unless the price is REALLY low I doubt it would pay off. This is crude oil, and it literally is pumped out of big holes in the ground normally. It will be hard for anybody skimming it off the ocean to be competitive. Indeed, they might burn more oil cruising around skimming it up. For this reason, I suspect that BP is more likely to thank anybody who tries to make a buck in this way. The $1M in lost sales is worth 1000x that in PR right now - they're probably spending that much every day trying to contain the spill.

  26. Too fine to work by Bicx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like this would be fine on a small scale, but pulling a large sheet of this stuff through moving ocean water would probably turn out to be extremely difficult. First, the tensile strength of the fabric would probably not be strong enough to withstand currents or other movement without a lot of bracing. Secondly, exposing it to a large quantity of oil would probably overwhelm the staining ability, causing the fabric to be "clogged," not only hampering the filtering properties but also increasing drag quite a bit.

  27. It sounds like the perfect material for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  28. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By law, you need to go to court with your salvage claim, otherwise it's merely theft. And by law, flotsam has to be returned to the owner, with court deciding whether to, and at what rate, to award salvage.

  29. Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

    We still need to plug the hole... and BP seem completely incapable of doing so themselves. This video on YouTube shows a pretty promising solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDAkIU6zYkY

    1. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      BP is completely incapable of plugging the hole without trying each of the cheapest solutions first. RECOVERING the leaking oil for future refinement and sale is priority #1. Winning hearts and minds will be just a pleasant byproduct of stopping the leak. In the end the leak probably won't be plugged but instead a group of politicians and "experts" will decide upon an agreed "acceptable level of leaking."

    2. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      There's the issue of getting that hose downhole. The BOP is partially closed - not enough to stop the flow of oil, but not open enough to allow anything to be easily shoved down the tube.

      Otherwise they'd just run a drill tube down the hole and start pumping kill mud.

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    3. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

      They already sawed off a big chunk of the drilling pipe, and they could do so again if needed. And I thought they already tried pumping kill mud into the hole?

    4. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

      Of course recovering the oil for sale is their top priority, they are businessmen. However BP profiting from the well at this point would be extremely negatively received by the public.

    5. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by codepunk · · Score: 1

      They are already headed down the correct path but it is so far a poor attempt. The top hat idea is good but it is rather obvious that some better engineering is in order. Another top hat should be built that will seal itself against the current flange instead of a dorked up pipe. The flange has a known good straight surface perfect for providing a good seal. In addition this new hat should include hydraulically actuated dogs to clamp it tightly to the flange and provide sealing pressure to permanantly cap that leak. Given enough money and resources thrown at the problem I could not imagine it taking more than a few days to build one that is properly engineered and leak free.

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    6. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      They tried it, but the oil was coming up with enough pressure that they couldn't force it down far enough.

      If you could deliver the mud far enough down, it would generate enough static head in the pipe that the oil pressure would be balanced, and no more oil would get out. This is pretty much what the relief well is for.

    7. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      BP will not sell any of the oil they collect in cleanup operations. They aren't being legally held to this, so it could change, but for the time being, they have at least made that promise.

      It's not so much a case of trying the cheapest solutions first. They're drilling the relief well which is costly, and takes months, so while that's drilling they're doing what they can to reduce the flow from the surface.

      I agree that BP have got themselves into a really bad situation by allowing this to happen in the first place, but continuing to attack them when they are doing everything they can to fix it is below the belt.

    8. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BP will not sell any of the oil they collect in cleanup operations."

      So once collected they will just dump it in the sea?.. oh wait.

      But they can always just pump it again in to the well right? Or store it until it converts to gold with the help of the TarballBurner(TM)? :):

    9. Re:Still need to plug the hole (+solution vid) by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I did wonder myself what they are planning to do with it if they don't sell it. Only time will tell...

  30. Cleaner water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was is just me, or does it appear that the water the came out was cleaner than the water be used (before mixing it with the oil)?

    Would this be a valid way of cleaning up other (non-oil) polluted water supplies?

    1. Re:Cleaner Water? by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      Was is just me, or does it appear that the water the came out was cleaner than the water be used (before mixing it with the oil)?

      I kinda wanted to see him drink the water after he filtered it...

  31. Back in the 70s we used cotton for oil spills by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    My first job that wasn't on a farm or building houses was as a Power Engineer. We had some old transformers and other devices which had large quantities of oil for lubrication, which would get dirty.

    We mopped it up using bales of cotton, spread out. Then we picked it up and squeezed the oil out and ran that through a recycle/strain process.

    Cotton works very well.

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    1. Re:Back in the 70s we used cotton for oil spills by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Wait... why do transformers need lubrication? They don't have any moving parts. (Those transformers also usually contained large amounts of carcinogenic PCBs. The oil was actually mineral oil used as an insulator, not a lubricant. I'm still not clear on how the oil got "dirty", although it may have circulated through a cooler.)

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    2. Re:Back in the 70s we used cotton for oil spills by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      We actually had about half the PCBs in BC in one of the rooms there.

      Some of the old devices were from before WW II - we had light bulbs from the Edison company (DC current filaments).

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  32. Cleaner Water? by Tomahawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was is just me, or does it appear that the water the came out was cleaner than the water be used (before mixing it with the oil)?

    Would this be a valid way of cleaning up other (non-oil) polluted water supplies?
    (repost - wasn't logged in... :( )

  33. Re:Thinking backwards by Danse · · Score: 1

    Instead of trying to push the oil around or filter it out of the water, the primary use of this cloth could be to stop more oil form leaking form the pipe. Simply wrap the pipe and damaged area in the cloth, and the oil won't be going anywhere, allowing for other clean-up measures to filter out the oil.

    Wrap it how? How would you deal with the immense pressure from the oil coming out of the pipe? Best I could see them doing with this would be to create a sort of tube of this stuff to funnel the oil up to tankers.

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  34. What if you use the cloth this way... by SpiceMonkey · · Score: 1

    Seems like most people are fixated on dragging a piece of cloth through the ocean. What if you use the cloth in a different way. What if on a giant boat you have a giant suspended horizontal piece of cloth, and you get a whole mess of pumps to pump water on top of the cloth...the water drains back to the ocean and the oil stays on the cloth. Occasionally you'd have to "sweep" the oil off the cloth and into some container on the boat. This provides an efficient way of getting the oil off the cloth. I guess the only problem with this method is the questionable throughput of the pumps. Any thoughts?

  35. Definately not fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very high quality of his lab equipment makes me totally believe that this is genuine.

  36. I wanna be the guy... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... who gets the contract to build the ginormous coffee pot that this ginormous filter will fit into. Would you like that espresso?

  37. Hydrogen molecules? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no hydrogen molecules in water - that would be H2, hydrogen *gas*. It must bind with the hydrogen *atoms* in water.

  38. I saw this demoed on CNN yesterday by macs4all · · Score: 1

    I was flipping channels yesterday afternoon, and saw a live demo of this stuff on CNN. It was very impressive. The output water wasn't crystal-clear, but it was pretty close to it.

  39. Hydrogen molecules in water? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    hydrophilic (it bonds with the hydrogen molecules in water)

    *facepalm* No, it does not.

    "Hydrophilic" means water-loving. There are no hydrogen molecules in water. In fact, "hydro" means water and "hydrogen" means water-former.

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    1. Re:Hydrogen molecules in water? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      There are no hydrogen molecules in water.

      So the H in H2O means Helium?

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    2. Re:Hydrogen molecules in water? by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Umm, "atom" != "molecule". And even if you think that's a quibble, original poster's point that "hydrophilic" means "water-loving" is important. Oil, a hydrocarbon, contains an awful lot of hydrogen (atoms) as well. (Of course, the "hydro-" in "hydrocarbon" does refer to hydrogen, just to confuse matters.)

    3. Re:Hydrogen molecules in water? by brizzadizza · · Score: 1

      The H means hydrogen ATOM smart-ass.

    4. Re:Hydrogen molecules in water? by nglbrkr · · Score: 1

      So in fact what is going on is probably hydrogen bonding with the water molecules, which is an intermolecular force (a kind of electrostatic attraction). Of course there are no hydrogen molecules in water - that's a clear error.

  40. Re:Thinking backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you fail to understand is that this was never about stopping the oil flow for BP. It has been about pumping the oil. Explosives could have sealed the well permanently on day one. Russia has done it a few times. Every plan BP has tried ended with Phase 3: Profit!

  41. Take that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boom! Take that Kevin "dances with spills" Kostner! You've been developing the wrong tech!

  42. BP should foot the bill... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I think the armed forces of all sorts AND the coast guard should all be implicated in a massive soak and spill removal.
    BP should foot the bill of course and they should make millions of yards of this cloth, even if reusable, as they will need to use as much of it as possible.

    Obama should then pass a bill more strict on the types of backup plans allowed to build these drilling platforms.

    1. Re:BP should foot the bill... by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Obama is not a legislator (or at least he isn't supposed to be).

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    2. Re:BP should foot the bill... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Still doesnt mean we cant go in and clean up and stick them with the bill....come on...follow along here.

  43. Market solution by z4ce · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder why BP doesn't offer a bounty for the leaking oil. $500/bbl. My guess if you did that, you'd see an awful lot of creative ways to retrieve that oil.

  44. Oil plumes 3500 feet under the surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been reported that there are huge oil plumes staying submerged as far as 3500 feet under the surface (in other words a large portion of the crude oil and/or oil-seawater slurry has a density roughly equal to that of the surrounding seawater and isn't all rising to the surface like pure light hydrocarbons would).

    It's gonna be pretty tough to make a net that's 2/3 of a mile tall that is also strong enough to hold itself together while being dragged around completely submerged under water.

  45. Hmm, seen that somewhere by bomek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This technology seem to be a ripoff of that canadian invention: http://www.sumobrain.com/patents/wipo/Process-absorption-organic-pollutants/WO1990009414.html

  46. Google EKALOGIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out my video on youtube of EKALOGIC. Its a substance i created that does the same. I am going to put another video on tonight with me doing this exact same thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTglNfEMTI

  47. Yay for science by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

    Science wins again.

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  48. How about this by Azureflare · · Score: 1

    This material could be used in a remote controlled underwater robot. It could have two tanks, one the intake tank, and one the storage tank. A robotic press with this cloth attached to a metal ring would basically start at one end and go to the other. So the process would be:

    1. Intake water from outside (hopefully in the middle of an oil plume)
    2. Press the cloth from one end to the other through the intake tank at a specified speed that would allow the cloth to do it's job without breaking it
    3. Pump the oil from the oil side in the intake tank into the storage tank
    4. Expel the remaining water out into the ocean.
    5. Repeat

    We could make thousands of these!!

    Then all those oil plumes would be history.

    But unfortunately making these little guys might take longer than those oil plumes will be around...

  49. Whoa, there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa. I think you're missing the pain and suffering aspect. If the animal is going to die, whether we clean it or not, and it's going to suffer a slow, painful death (all unknown -- it would be nice to have some data on that), maybe suffocating the animal IS the best thing for it.

    And leave your God references out of it. Being human means giving a shit about the suffering of others, and that does include animals. Sometimes you have to do the calculus and decide what's best.

  50. Pumps by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Water and oil require different materials, methods and lubrication. Oil dictates one kind of pump, water another. Some water in the oil won't change the viscosity that much or necessarily wash away lubrication, but when the oil is only, say 1/20th the content of the water, you might find that systems which work well with water get clogged and systems which work well with oil seize.

    So it's a real question. I assume the answer is "You bet -- they use them all the time", but I don't know for sure. Do you? I really do want to know.

  51. In the kitchen by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Haven't chefs been using cheesecloth and other cloths to separate oil from other liquids for many years now?

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  52. Mass Produceable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One wonders if it's even realistic to mass produce this stuff. If it's not, then this is pointless.

  53. Re:Thinking backwards by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Best I could see them doing with this would be to create a sort of tube of this stuff

    I'll bet certain senators are discussing the possiblity of setting up a series of such tubes, and then letting the Internet soak it all up!

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  54. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's actually not a bad idea.

  55. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how much will the cloth cost?

  56. Testing at scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Practical like superconducting notebooks and James Rumsey's walking boat.

  57. Four letters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ANWR

  58. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is that anyone able to collect and sell the spilled crude would get sued by BP for all of their proceeds plus damages and legal costs. BHO would no doubt ensure the justice department allowed this, seeing as how BP was such a big campaign contributor and all.

  59. The oil pressure's not that immense. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    The water pressure at that depth is, and the depth makes doing something about it technically challenging.

    But the oil pressure's not that immense.

    It's a 21 inch pipe spewing 15,000 barrels a day. Given that an oil drum is roughly the diameter of the pipe (24 inches) by just under 3 feet long, that's 45,000 feet of pipe, or 9 miles a day, or a little more than a third of a mile an hour.

    It's still a lot of oil that shouldn't be there, and it looks really impressive in the underwater video because of the way it suspends in the sea water, making it look larger, but the oil pressure's not what's getting in the way of capping things off.

    All that said, I agree with you about the one-previous poster's suggestion. Wrapping what is effectively a reverse osmotic barrier around the thing is not going to stop the oil leaking out if there's a pressure differential.

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    1. Re:The oil pressure's not that immense. by brentonboy · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to be this cloth? How about dumping 500 tons of cement on top of it?

  60. another substance by zogger · · Score: 1

    Hay has been used as a sponge in other oil spills to soak it up, then it can be removed easier*. Hay we got, and can get more of. Perhaps not "the" total solution, but as part of all the solutions, it might help. I'll swap BP 100 big round old timey heavy bales (3/4 ton size) for say....1500 gallons refined off road diesel and 500 on-road diesel right now if they want it.... ;) They deliver the oil, and show up with the tractor trailers, I'll load them up as high as they want.... This time of year I am hay rich, the barn is slap full and I am stacking outside and still only half done with the first cut. We'll call this the new commodity trading....

    *What to do with the oil soaked hay then, no idea, perhaps it can be mixed with coal in generating plants? I mean, hay burns and the soaked up oil will burn, seems like it might be valuable once it is concentrated like that. Either way, getting it out of the marshes is the main idea and goal. Speaking of that, what *are* they doing with the oil globs people pick up on the beaches, etc? Is it going to refineries, or what?

  61. Re:So, if the floating oil is considered salvage.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then theoretically, any enterprising shrimp boat captain with this filter and a floating storage tank could sop up the stuff and sell it at spot price to a competitor of BP (Insert evil grin here).

    Nice

  62. Free Markets and the BP Oil Spill by buybuydandavis · · Score: 0

    The problem here is exactly government interference in the market. BP is operating on government land with a legal limit of $75 million on liability for damages from a spill.

    It's peculiar what when government regulators distort markets by limiting corporate liability, Free Markets get blamed instead of the distorting regulations. It is entirely predictable - limit liability, and people take bigger risks than they would otherwise. It's like going to a casino, and every time you lose, the government forces the casino to give you back your money. Who wouldn't play that game?

    Free Markets have plenty of mechanisms for dealing with externalities, the main being liability law. Reason.com has a couple of good articles on this, with links to more in depth articles.

    http://reason.com/blog/2010/06/04/liability-vs-regulation
    http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/03/limited-liability-oil-spills-a

  63. ...it existed forever by turbclnt · · Score: 1

    Um...so is this really news? Phase separation filter paper has existed forever (http://www.whatman.com/1PSPhaseSeparators.aspx). ...now we only need one big enough to cover the ocean...oh wait. Shit!

  64. A better way by Chipmaster32 · · Score: 1

    Check out: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3050305586516558441# @17:30 Too bad he died the year after this video was made and his product never went anywhere.

  65. Use it for the Oil Plumes with fishing trawlers by Anti+Cheat · · Score: 1

    Have not read every single comment I can't say for sure someone hasn't said this.

    Now that it appears that huge Plumes of oil have been discovered at depths of 3000 feet and the oil in them is in small separated particles rather than clumps. There is no technology out there able to collect this oil and it is this oil that will cause far more long term damage, than the oil on the surface. This new invention lends itself to being configured into large trawler style nets and just as importantly could be outfitted to those very same large fishing trawlers. They simply could be lowered to the 3,000 foot deep levels just as deep sea fishing is done now. Except now they would be fishing for those huge plumes of oil.

    1. Re:Use it for the Oil Plumes with fishing trawlers by Anti+Cheat · · Score: 1

      Score 1? you have got to be kidding me! The immensity of the problem with these oil plumes traveling around the Gulf and traveling up the coastlines all the way to Newfoundland and over to England. The damage is unimaginable. Not only have these plumes never been documented before to any significant degree, but the size of these things is very difficult to even form an analogy that reflects their size.

      These plumes have never been addressed by any past cleanup. It is not a question of picking or tweaking an existing technology. There is no technology in existence to do anything at all. No skinners, no booms or any other exotic untried method to even attempt. This filter is the only thing that even comes close to a technology that could perhaps have an impact. There maybe even an existing deployment method in using a fleet of trawlers to sweep large ocean areas for these widely dispersed particles that make up these huge clouds of oil. Even if only a low percentage could be gathered the reduction of damage could be huge. Yes I am aware of how large an area but these trawlers along with mapping the drift patterns may just be possible if BP or the NG work up the numbers. Can;t be much worse than 20 thousand people walking a 1000 miles of coastline with shovels and bags looking for surface oil tar balls.

      For all of the ramifications these statements expose for thought, It gets a score of 1?

  66. Nice but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it manufacturable at scale? How quickly can any meaningful supply of the treated material become available?

  67. It's 2200 PSI; a big block of cement won't work by tlambert · · Score: 1

    It's 2200 PSI; a big block of cement won't work ...it'll just seep out around the edges.

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  68. That little test tube will NEVER clean up the Gulf by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

    All that oil would never fit in there! It would have to be at least 3 times larger!

  69. Arguments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pah. We don't need no fucking arguments. It's all spin

  70. Re:Blow out preventer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they BROKE the BOP while they were testing it, and then couldn't be bothered to fix it. That is why it didn't work. The blowout itself was caused by a combination of crappy concrete work (When even Halliburton says you're doing it wrong, you are really screwing things up) and removing the drilling mud before the plugs were in place (10 hour wait instead of 24-48 for concrete to set, only 1 plug poured, instead of 2-3). The dispersants are to make it harder to estimate how much oil has been spilled, so BP can claim the government's number of 5000 barrels/day when the $4200/barrel fines are calculated. That is $21 million/day in fines instead of a more likely $294 million/day. (70k bpd) BP has no interest in actually cleaning up the spilled oil for the same reason. On the other hand, it also gives them incentive to cap this thing as soon as possible. See y'all in August when the relief wells are finished.

  71. Hydrophilic and Oleophobic?! by Ascoo · · Score: 1

    Excuse my ignorance but...

    Are hydrophilic substances necessarily oleophobic? I would think any substance that's sufficiently hydrophilic will repel nonpolar molecules.

  72. Gosh folks, this ain't rocket science! by Footsienabackyard · · Score: 1

    Cheese & crackers, got all muddy, just scatter hay or straw on it!
    More than 90% of the oil will be sucked-up into the forage, skim off the mess & recycle the oil!

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  73. Big Scale Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some Swiss company claims they can do this big scale:
    http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http://nachrichten.ch.msn.com/schweiz/artikel.aspx%3Fcp-documentid%3D153682622&sl=de&tl=en

  74. The Swiss already have this commercialised by cheros · · Score: 1

    That idea has come a bit late (sorry, German language only).
    A Swiss company appears already in discussion to provide fabric like it..

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  75. This would be awsome up in the Canadian West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where we have lakes of water mixed with oil as a consequence of exploiting oilsands.

  76. Nah, use the Lisa Simpson Omni Net approach by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    Make a conveyor belt of this stuff, the end of which dips into the water in front of a barge. Turn on belt and drive through spill. (The belt would probably have little fins on it too to make little pools in the v-shaped convergence of the fabric belt and the perpendicular fin.) This thing would look like a mesh gravel lifter (mesh under the cloth to support the weight) with a cloth liner in it.

    As the belt rises a good bit of the water drains out, then at the top you go over a roller into a vertical position, which is over a receiver, then around an end roller S-curve [recline the S 90 degrees to see what I mean] before returning the belt back into the water. The S curve acts as a roller-press expeller to squeegee (as opposed to wring) the bulk of the off of the belt. The bulk mostly-oil goes into the barge for sequester or even subsequent filtration and reclamation.

    Actually plain Sheep's Wool fibers on a roller could probably do this without all the problems. Have you have ever seen the chocolate lifter/mixer things where there is a bowl of chocolate and a vertical belt that the chocolate rides up and then gets squeegeed off of? Use the viscosity and weight difference and the natural affinity between wool and oil. Make something that looks like a the warp of a loom, but in the shape of a belt. Move it all pretty fast. you could probalby get a 90/10 separation pretty easily, and that would be huge when you get multiple goes since you would naturally have a containment boom around such an arrangement.

    In all cases, since the conveyor is always returning to the contaminated water, the separation doesn't have to be all that perfect.

    Hell, use cheap acrylic "fun fur" from the fabric shop... or seagull feathers. 8-)

    Or really, really and seriously, the plastic that can bundle rings are made of, combined with a roller press, would do wonders. Actually make the Lisa Simpson Omni Net out of the original materials. Try it. Get a six-pack of cheap caned bear. Put motor or vegetable oil in water. Dip the can rings in the mixture. Water doesn't like the plastic, oil loves the plastic, plastic cannot _absorb_ the oil. Make a loose weave of the same material and you have an oil sponge that can be roller-pressed to extract the oil after it has been lifted out of the water.

    The natural tendency of crude and water to self-segregate is one of our greatest tools here.

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    1. Re:Nah, use the Lisa Simpson Omni Net approach by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      IBitOBear, this would never work. It is absolutely to simple and efficient. And what would we do with all of that recovered crude, that BP was paying millions to extract from the bottom of the Gulf? It only sells for, what, $70/barrel at the moment? There is no way that $70/barrel could possibly cover the operating cost of a barge (or an out-of-work fishing boat) with a trolling motor and some Harbor Freight quality conveyor belt equipment.

      Sarcasm aside, these ideas are a dime-a-dozen, and most would work. Yours has the added benefit of being a cheap, continuous operation. The question at this point is, why are we waiting around? Why aren't we implementing even half solutions in order to mitigate as much damage as possible?

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