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Newly Discovered Bacteria Could Aid Oil Cleanup

suraj.sun passes along news from Oregon State University, where researchers have discovered a new strain of bacteria that may be able to aid cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico. The bacteria "can produce non-toxic, comparatively inexpensive 'rhamnolipids,' and effectively help degrade polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs — environmental pollutants that are one of the most harmful aspects of oil spills. Because of its unique characteristics, this new bacterial strain could be of considerable value in the long-term cleanup of the massive Gulf Coast oil spill, scientists say." In related news, Kevin Costner's centrifugal separator technology has gotten approval for deployment; now it is only waiting on funding from BP.

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  1. New tech? by lorthia · · Score: 1, Informative

    The bacteria idea sounds great, but will probably result in a new and deadly plague that will give rise to oil gobbling mutants! As for the other idea, I don't see how Kevin Costner can claim to have developed an oil separator that has been in use by US Navy ships since before the early eighties. We had them on my ship when I was in back in 1983. They were used to separate water and dirt from lube oil.

    1. Re:New tech? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      As for the other idea, I don't see how Kevin Costner can claim to have developed an oil separator that has been in use by US Navy ships since before the early eighties.

      I realize this is Slashdot, but if you RTFA you will find that he got his hands on the design and spent $20M or so of his own money on having them improved to the point that they were useful for processing a mess into CLEAN water AND clean OIL. Nowhere is it claimed that he invented the centrifugal separator.

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    2. Re:New tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The bacteria idea sounds great, but will probably result in a new and deadly plague that will give rise to oil gobbling mutants!

      As for the other idea, I don't see how Kevin Costner can claim to have developed an oil separator that has been in use by US Navy ships since before the early eighties. We had them on my ship when I was in back in 1983. They were used to separate water and dirt from lube oil.

      There are natural bacteria that eat oil that have been used before and are very safe, even it wetlands:

      http://farmwars.info/?p=3013

    3. Re:New tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was an MM3 in the 1990s, and I remember the publish date techmans for DeLaval separators dating back to the 50's or 60's. (Don't mind the wiki talking about the dairy application, on ships these things are used to get water out of oil.) So it's quite likely such equipment were used on ships back in WWII if not earlier even.

      The Kostner model is a bit different though. Unlike the centrifugal separators the Navy uses, there aren't any internal separator plates. So it looks like you don't have to clean out the thing as much if at all. It's actually a simpler design, since it's really not much more complicated than a 50' section of what appears to be 18" dia pipe that is spun at a really fast RPM. (Here's a vid.) Despite being a simpler design with less parts, the tradeoff is that it takes up a lot more space. But for this purpose, the amount of space it takes on a ship or barge isn't a problem.

      Now the real question is why aren't oil companies required to have cleanup response equipment before being allowed to drill? They certainly can afford it. Or if they don't want to keep and maintain such equipment, perhaps the Coast Guard can maintain it under its fleet. Then if anything happens, we'll bill them for the cleanup.

    4. Re:New tech? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, they are required to. Unfortunately, the agency responsible for signing off on their response plans is basically a textbook case of regulatory capture. Thus, companies routinely get away with either ridiculously under-specced contingency plans, or just outright lying about what capabilities they possess. Corruption is cheaper than actual hardware and it isn't as though the US is a very good place to be cast as the "mean evil regulator who hates business, and wants your gas to be expensive"...

    5. Re:New tech? by foobsr · · Score: 1
      ... oil gobbling mutants!

      What about oil based materials?

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0564476/
      http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/d/gerry-davis/mutant-59.htm

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    6. Re:New tech? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kevin Costner's machines were originally developed by the Idaho National Laboratory for nuclear fuel reprocessing.

    7. Re:New tech? by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

      Or if you prefer to shoot your oil mutants:

      http://www.kongregate.com/games/larsiusprime/super-energy-apocalypse-recycled

      Go ahead, use the konami code.

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    8. Re:New tech? by ZosX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It depends on your definition of "safe." You see the bacteria burn oxygen in their metabolic process. Too many of them feeding at once and suddenly there is not enough oxygen to sustain any sort of sizable lifeforms. Already this is happening in the gulf, and considering that at least half of the gulf was already a dead zone due to lack of oxygen, this implies that most of the gulf will become a massive dead zone. Its really hard to say what the long term effects of any of this can be. Also there is always the looming threat of a hurricane coming and stalling operations as well as dumping a great deal of oil along the coast with the storm surge. Yeah. The oil eating bacteria is certainly a solution, and is better than just leaving the oil there to soak into wetlands and lakes and whatnot. I mean if you already have something that is incapable of sustaining life, at least restoring it somewhat helps. I don't think they need to introduce any new bacteria. There seem to be enough naturally occurring strains already out there doing their jobs. The great thing about bacteria is that they reproduce at a phenomenal rate and will just keep increasing their blooms and spreading along with the oil. Will they solve the problem? Certainly not, but they are indeed helping a great deal.

    9. Re:New tech? by maxume · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What are you talking about with 'most of the gulf'?

      The plumes of oil contaminated water are huge on their own, but in the context of the gulf they really aren't that big. There are 660 quadrillion gallons of water there. There is 'only' a few million tonnes of oil. If the oil goes everywhere, there is plenty of oxygen to react with it. If it doesn't go everywhere, then everywhere can't be completely depleted of oxygen.

      Considering that something like 1/2 of the oil spilled is already mostly gone, the long term effects are probably going to be fairly manageable. It is the short term effects and the local effects that are going to be really bad.

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    10. Re:New tech? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Now the real question is why aren't oil companies required to have cleanup response equipment before being allowed to drill? They certainly can afford it. Or if they don't want to keep and maintain such equipment, perhaps the Coast Guard can maintain it under its fleet. Then if anything happens, we'll bill them for the cleanup.

      If only the vast federal government had some sort of Agency charged with Environmental Protection! Sadly, Washington being what it is, the EPA only produces paperwork and only protects it's own jobs. I'm fairly libertarian, and I could certainly see tax dollars going for what you suggested! But I don't think government agencies are allowed to do anything useful any more.

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    11. Re:New tech? by treeves · · Score: 1

      You're talking about the DeLaval and Sharples centrifugal oil purifiers on Navy ships. We had one on the submarine I was on too, though I can't remember seeing it used much. We ran them in Machinist's Mate A school and learned about their operation. The thing in TFA sounds different, certainly in size, but also perhaps in influent. The Navy units were about the size of an automobile engine and took in mostly pure oil of fairly low viscosity. The Costner units would have to be much larger and take in mostly water with some much higher viscosity crude oil. The basic concept may be the same but the application is quite different.

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    12. Re:New tech? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      All this is nice to read up on, I still want to hear when the leak will be stopped and when BP will face charges for what they have done.

    13. Re:New tech? by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      As for the other idea, I don't see how Kevin Costner can claim to have developed an oil separator that has been in use by US Navy ships since before the early eighties.

      I realize this is Slashdot, but if you RTFA you will find that he got his hands on the design and spent $20M or so of his own money on having them improved to the point that they were useful for processing a mess into CLEAN water AND clean OIL. Nowhere is it claimed that he invented the centrifugal separator.

      Quite right it also said that he plans to donate 80% of the proceeds to struggling parishes trying to cope with the economic loss that this mess has cost them. BP comitted to 32 of these devices which would only equal 12.8 million to the parishes in the Gulf reagion. A drop in the bucket sure, but at least he is trying to do more than just line his own pockets.

  2. They don't need bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard that Cane Toads soak up oil at 10 times the rate.

    1. Re:They don't need bacteria by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Sadly winter never hits the south.

    2. Re:They don't need bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear there was a rabbit problem in Australia. Must have been my imagination.

  3. Lousy idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I really, really hope this article will soon be tagged "whatcouldpossiblygowrong"

    Doesn't sound like a very good idea to release huge amounts of a newly developed, untested, unverified bacteria into our oceans...

    1. Re:Lousy idea by Karganeth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact is that new types of bacteria appear in the ocean all the time. You've been watching too many movies if you're scared of this idea. Fear not, the bacteria will not mutate and infect all life in the sea.

    2. Re:Lousy idea by miggyb · · Score: 1

      Do you promise that? Will you personally take all the blame if something does go wrong? Will you accept all responsibility for any damages that this new bacteria may or may not cause?

      I didn't RTFA, but I think it's always good to take things with some skepticism.

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    3. Re:Lousy idea by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Only if you accept responsibility for all damages if we don't use this bacteria

    4. Re:Lousy idea by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Will you accept all responsibility for any damages that this new bacteria may or may not cause?
        I didn't RTFA, but I think it's always good to take things with some skepticism.

      Your assuming many things, mainly "Newly Discovered" = "New", it doesn't, it's a very common species of bacteria that learned how to eat oil a little bit better than it's oil eating siblings did.

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    5. Re:Lousy idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I promise I will personally take the blame if anything should go wrong.

      - AC

    6. Re:Lousy idea by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      I really, really hope this article will soon be tagged "whatcouldpossiblygowrong"

      Doesn't sound like a very good idea to release huge amounts of a newly developed, untested, unverified bacteria into our oceans...

      I think you meant "What could possibly grow wrong"

    7. Re:Lousy idea by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Like, perhaps, The Andromeda Strain..??

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    8. Re:Lousy idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      The fact is that new types of bacteria appear in the ocean all the time. You've been watching too many movies if you're scared of this idea. Fear not, the bacteria will not mutate and infect all life in the sea.

      Famous last words. I, for one, welcome our new microscopic petrol guzzling overlords!

    9. Re:Lousy idea by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Don't submit to them too early. I'm sure they'll leave this place when the price of oil gets too high.

    10. Re:Lousy idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many movies, huh? It won't destroy all life on the planet he says...

      tl;dr : Natural soil borne bacteria genetically modified for ethanol production. Waste bacteria cleared for use as fertilizer after testing in sterilized soil. Before deployed, it is discovered that bacteria capable of eating plant roots and poisoning them with ethanol produced. All terrestrial plant life on earth == dead.

      Great job numb nuts. You just destroyed life on Earth.

  4. Go ahead and add it... by fortapocalypse · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1. Re:Go ahead and add it... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Exactly. The bacteria will feed on the masses of oil, grow into films of unimaginable size and thickess!

      Until the oil is consumed and they all die.

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    2. Re:Go ahead and add it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd RTFA, you'd know they weren't talking about introducing the bacteria, but the biological surfactant they produce.

    3. Re:Go ahead and add it... by fortapocalypse · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The bacteria will feed on the masses of oil, grow into films of unimaginable size and thickess!

      Until the oil is consumed and they all die.

      Some other possible scenarios:

      • They live on in places where gas and/or oil is spilled regularly like in the water close to marinas, on the water in ports, and around oil rigs.
      • They go beyond their ocean environment and are found in lakes, etc. (Birds, oil tankers, etc. could easily cause them to spread around the globe.)
      • They get into the suboceanic and other oil supplies and deplete them.
      • They find one or more hospitable environments where they live off of something other than oil causing possible harm to any number of ecosystems.
    4. Re:Go ahead and add it... by fortapocalypse · · Score: 1

      If you'd RTFA, you'd know they weren't talking about introducing the bacteria, but the biological surfactant they produce.

      Granted. But are you so sure they'll adequately separate the bacteria from the surfactant they produce? Regardless of whether the bacteria eat oil or aren't even meant to be put into the ocean, if they are part of the process and people are in a hurry, mistakes will be made.

    5. Re:Go ahead and add it... by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      They live on in places where gas and/or oil is spilled regularly like in the water close to marinas, on the water in ports, and around oil rigs.

      Breaking down carcinogenic spills all around the world? Sounds good.

      They get into the suboceanic and other oil supplies and deplete them.

      This is a strain of P. aeruginosa, generally an aerobic organism. They can probably not live in anoxic conditions, never mind the pressure they'd be subjected to (do oil drillers use sterile equipment? I think not).

      They find one or more hospitable environments where they live off of something other than oil causing possible harm to any number of ecosystems.

      You sure they can even survive in seawater? This is a household strain, not some sort of superbug.

  5. A slight bit populist on the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Summary: "Awaiting funding from BP". Article headline: "'has green light, but no green'". First paragraph: "is awaiting money from BP".
    However further down, "Ocean Therapy officials acknowledged that full implementation of the systems may depend on how quickly BP pays for the 32 it committed to Wednesday."

    Maybe giving 3-4 days to pay would be OK?

    Can a government be held to account for not paying for something it orders within 3-4 days?

    1. Re:A slight bit populist on the funding by chill · · Score: 1

      Can a government be held to account for not paying for something it orders within 3-4 days?

      Although it may seem like it sometimes, BP is *NOT* a government. They are a trans-national corporation.

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    2. Re:A slight bit populist on the funding by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      My guess is that Ocean Therapy lacks the cash needed to actually build more than a few machines.

    3. Re:A slight bit populist on the funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      further more, corporations of this size typically do not pay for things they order until at least 30 days after they receive them.

  6. 5 years from now we find out... by Kookus · · Score: 1

    That there isn't a huge evolutionary change to go from oil eating to flesh eating...

    1. Re:5 years from now we find out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Regular bacteria is already flesh-eating. Why do you think things rot?

    2. Re:5 years from now we find out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means flesh-eating in the "leprosy" type of flesh-eating, bro.

    3. Re:5 years from now we find out... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Just the other day while I was eating a cheeseburger, i was thinking, it would taste GREAT with some light sweet crude on it.

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    4. Re:5 years from now we find out... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we clearly didn't have that already either...

  7. Won't work by BlueParrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given he quantity of oil that has been released and the volume of the gulf, the only way this could possibly work was if the bacteria in question was able to spread throughout the gulf after being released. Unfortunately, if that is the case then that's really not something you want to introduce to an ecosystem that isn't used to it. The oil is bad, but we know from experience that introducing new organism to already vulnerable ecosystems is generally a bad idea.

    1. Re:Won't work by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This whole thing sounds more and more like Neal Stephenson's Zodiac as time goes by. And that story included a nuclear option as well (I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't read it; it's a great book. In fact if Stephenson was too pie in the sky for you before, this is the one to read. It would make a much better movie than the pile of shit that came out which is called "Zodiac", too. Who keeps putting the Gyllenhalls in movies?)

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    2. Re:Won't work by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking that this entire time. I just read Zodiac a month or two and the parrallels are starting to become pretty amusing :) I'm particularly interested to see how that stuff with the oil dispersents will turn out.

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    3. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if this is the same thing but I read about a bacteria discovered a decade or so ago, that eat oil from natural oil rupters in the ocean floor. Once the food(oil) for these bacteria runs out they die and then are edible by fish. It has been field tested on smaller spills and was proven very effective.

    4. Re:Won't work by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The oil is bad, but we know from experience that introducing new organism to already vulnerable ecosystems is generally a bad idea.

      It's actually a slightly different strain of a very common bacteria, Pseudomonas aeruginosa, that's better a biodegrading the very toxic PAHs, Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons because of the Biosurfactant they produce. Many other stains of P. aeruginosa are already there naturally eating up the oil spilled.

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  8. problem is with collecting, not separating by buback · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get WHY Kevin Costner is getting so much press with his oil separation machine; it's not like he has to work hard to get a camera in front of his face. But it's not like the separation process is what is causing an environmental disaster; it's all that oil out in the ocean. If Kevin Costner was selling a machine that can suck up cubic miles of water, that would be newsworthy

    1. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by beakerMeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      If Kevin Costner was selling a machine that can suck up cubic miles of water, that would be newsworthy

      Must.....resist.....Waterworld.....joke....

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    2. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Kevin Costner was selling a machine that can suck up cubic miles of water, that would be newsworthy

      Jesus, you just solved the gulf oil crisis! Everything Kevin Costner was associated with after 1994 (Wyatt Earp) sucked horribly! All we need to do is drop all of those DVD's into the gulf, and the total suckage would absorb all the oil!

      I salute you, buback! Someone get this guy some funding and some hot prostitutes!

    3. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Draek · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the interesting part is that the resulting oil is clean enough to be sold and used, which means there's a bigger economic incentive (or less of an economic cost) to clean up the spill.

      Let's face it, corporations don't work as hard for a "do it or else" as they do with a "free oil for the taking!".

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    4. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by chill · · Score: 1

      And if they aren't going to sell it, exactly what do people think they would do with it?

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    5. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wyatt Earp (the movie) was good, despite Costner. He very nearly ruined it. It's bad when the lead is literally the worst actor in the entire film.

    6. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Him getting press is a way to promote the tech. The average USian doesn't know anything about icky science, but understands Hollywood stars.

      It's the height of arrogance to assume the little people are more than they are.

      It is the height of realism to market to them in ways to which they respond. The public absolutely dictate the terms of engagement.

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    7. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that BP announced that they're going to burn off the oil they're recovering, people think BP is going to burn off the oil they're recovering.

      I'm sure that's just crazy talk though.

    8. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Must.....resist.....Waterworld.....joke....

      Probably needs to clean up the gulf of mexico just to finally pay off a bunch of old waterworld bills.

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    9. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It's the height of arrogance to assume the little people are more than they are.

      Careful, buddy, our irony meters might get stretched out of shape.

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    10. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if they aren't going to sell it, exactly what do people think they would do with it?

      Donate it to worthy causes?

    11. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      In another article, BP said they would sell it, but the price would be lower because of the methanol they're injecting to prevent ice buildup.

      I fail to see how burning it off is a sound decision if it's saleable. Even if it can't be used for fuel, if there's anything at all that it can be used for it'd be stupid to just waste it to placate people who irrationally want to punish the oil for the disaster.

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    12. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Yes, a machine that sucks more than Waterworld, that would definitely be newsworthy

    13. Re:problem is with collecting, not separating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how burning it off is a sound decision if it's saleable. Even if it can't be used for fuel, if there's anything at all that it can be used for it'd be stupid to just waste it to placate people who irrationally want to punish the oil for the disaster.

      I'd like to think that by burning it, they mean burning it at a refinery where they burn lots of stuff to make the heat needed for processing.

  9. Ammonia by hpycmprok · · Score: 1

    Nice. New bacteria. I don't have time to go look it up, but somebody else might... I'm under the impression that the whole process of breaking down hydrocarbons eventually leads to a drastic increase in ammonia and related compounds, and severe oxygen depletion. Even (especially?) biological processes. Somebody once posted a nice short progression of the basic chemistry involved in a similar topic here on /. not too long ago.

    Ain't nothin' free. Break it down? It has to break down into something...

    1. Re:Ammonia by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Ain't nothin' free.

      Sunsets, rainbows, rain... all free.

  10. Re:This mess is just too much by Pollardito · · Score: 3, Informative
    Apparently that oil well had not previously produced oil for sale, so losing it didn't impact supply at all. From the Wiki page:

    The platform commenced drilling in February 2010 at a water depth of approximately 5,000 feet (1,500 m).[11] At the time of the explosion the rig was drilling an exploratory well.[12] The planned well was to be drilled to 18,000 feet (5,500 m) below sea level, and was to be plugged and suspended for subsequent completion as a subsea producer.[11] Production casing was being run and cemented at the time of the accident. Once the cementing was complete, it was due to be tested for integrity and a cement plug set to temporarily abandon the well for later completion as a subsea producer.

  11. This is for a grant? by linzeal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are thousands of bacteria on the face of the planet that can break down oil and I bet many of them are in the Gulf itself, right now, which has been seeping oil for what, 100's of millions of years? The problem is not if there are bacteria that can metabolize oil; we already know 100's of ones that do, the question is, will it be more effective than the 1000's already out there?

    This is just a press release for a grant writing fishing expedition for BP money. Everyone is doing it right now in academia, trust me.

    1. Re:This is for a grant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it is, and it goes wild will it eat all the oil on the planet?

  12. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The price of gasoline is not affected because this spill has no affect whatsoever on the refineries in Texas. They are still collecting oil from Saudi tankers and still pumping out gasoline, diesel, kerosene, and so on.

    Also, and this is just personal opinion, I think people that believe in conspiracy theories (9/11 was a planned demolition, etc) are whackjobs. Why believe in outlandish complicated scenarios when the simplest answer is staring you right in the face? Supply-and-demand. That's why prices fluctuate
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  13. Uh there already are batcteria eating oil by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The gulf is blooming with natural oil eating bacteria that already know how to live among the communities and predators there. Indeed there are so many of them eating the oil right now they say it's removing all the oxygen from the water making a deadzone.

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    1. Re:Uh there already are batcteria eating oil by kdemetter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You make an excellent point : there's no telling what will happen when you introduce a newly discovered ( and as such , pretty much unknown ) life form into the open sea.
      However , from past experiences , when we decide to meddle with nature , it usually doesn't end up well for either.

    2. Re:Uh there already are batcteria eating oil by budgenator · · Score: 1

      This is a newly discover strain of a very common and widely dispersed bacteria, Pseudomonas aeruginosa. This strain developed naturally in an oil contaminated enviroment, and P. aeruginosa is a well known for eating oil. My hunch is this strain is either already there or will evolve on it's own, if the strain isn't introduced into the GoM by us.

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    3. Re:Uh there already are batcteria eating oil by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      I know... I mean movies point this out all... the... time!
      How can we not know?!?!?

      O.o

    4. Re:Uh there already are batcteria eating oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not stick to the "old and proven" methods of cleaning up?


      "Three days after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon in the Gulf Mexico, the Dutch government offered to help. It was willing to provide ships outfitted with oil-skimming booms, and it proposed a plan for building sand barriers to protect sensitive marshlands. The response from the Obama administration and BP, which are coordinating the cleanup: 'The embassy got a nice letter from the administration that said, ''Thanks, but no thanks,' '' said Geert Visser, consul general for the Netherlands in Houston. Now, almost seven weeks later, as the oil spewing from the battered well spreads across the Gulf and soils pristine beaches and coastline, BP and our government have reconsidered. U.S. ships are being outfitted this week with four pairs of the skimming booms airlifted from the Netherlands and should be deployed within days. Each pair can process 5 million gallons of water a day, removing 20,000 tons of oil and sludge. At that rate, how much more oil could have been removed from the Gulf during the past month?"
      (Source: "U.S. and BP slow to accept Dutch expertise", by Loren Steffy, Houston Chronicle, June 8, 2010, at http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/steffy/7043272.html )

      And who is responsible for cleaning up the mess?

      "Instead of seizing the reins, the Obama administration cast itself in a supporting role, insisting that BP was responsible for cleaning up the mess. 'When you say the company is responsible and the government has oversight,' a reporter asked Gibbs on May 3rd, 'does that mean that the government is ultimately in charge of the cleanup?' Gibbs was blunt: 'No,' he insisted, 'the responsible party is BP.' In fact, the National Oil and Hazardous Substances Pollution Contingency Plan – the federal regulations that lay out the command-and-control responsibilities for cleaning up an oil spill – makes clear that an oil company like BP cannot be left in charge of such a serious disaster. The plan plainly states that the government must 'direct all federal, state or private actions' to clean up a spill 'where a discharge or threat of discharge poses a substantial threat to the public health or welfare of the United States.' What's more, the administration failed to ensure that BP was prepared to respond to the mess on the surface..." (Source: "The Spill, The Scandal and the President", by Tim Dickinson, Jun 8, 2010, Rolling Stone Magazine at http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/111965 )

  14. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, it's supply and demand. We demand it, and OPEC decides how much we should pay and supplies that much. The oil industry is rife with collusion between players with basically no competition at all. So it's supply and demand but not true free market forces. OPEC controls oil like DeBeers controls diamonds.

  15. Re:This mess is just too much by ssayler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So far, right now, the only people who are truly upset about this are the "environmentalist whack jobs."

    Beg your pardon. How many millions of people live on the Gulf coastline? Which are they - whack jobs or not upset?

  16. Re:This mess is just too much by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, thinking that that oil conglomerates fix prices is a super nutty conspiracy thinking. I mean, it's not like giant companies like ADM have ever been involved in price fixing with their group of international competitors. Now, I may not be totally up on the matter, because I'm a geek and stick to tech news rather than business news, but I've never heard of price-fixing happening in real life and not just in conspiracy nutters ramblings. The whole concept is just crazy. You are a wise man.

  17. Seems like every couple of months..... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

    We hear about a new backteria that's going to fix whatever is in the headline, and is then never heard from again. Like all those new energy things from a few years ago.

  18. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >>>OPEC decides how much we should pay and supplies that much

    OPEC only generates 30% of the world's supply. So no OPEC doesn't "decide" the price, because they are just one piece of the market. If they charge too much, we have other cheaper options like Russia, Canada, and so on. It's equivalent to if Microsoft turned stupid & started charging $100 for Internet Explorer - people would simply jump ship to a cheaper browser.

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  19. Just don't use genemod-ed bacteria. by hailstop · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Just don't use genemod-ed bacteria. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This bacteria sounds legend to me.

  20. Re:This mess is just too much by chill · · Score: 1

    This was a TEST well, not a producing well. It was in the process of being CAPPED OFF so they could move the rig and drill more test wells. It has no bearing on oil used for gasoline or anything else.

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  21. Re:This mess is just too much by corbettw · · Score: 1

    HOW is the price of oil REALLY controlled?

    Simple answer: it's not.

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  22. The REAL Reason... by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    The REAL reason Kevin Costner waited this long to release this isn't government testing. His arch nemesis, The Deacon (Dennis Hopper), just died, removing the last hurdle by getting the smokers out of the way.

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  23. Re:This mess is just too much by astar · · Score: 1

    it seems useful to view BP as Prince Phillip and Shell as Prince Bernhard (deceased goodwin vioation). I wonder how one might speak of an ex-member of goodwin violation.

    Talk to an insider and the Brits pretty well run the whole oil business.

    If you think east india company policies, a little price fixing is not what you worry about.

    Try this. 1970's oil shock. the arabs stopped pumping oil? Published stats do not show a decrease in production. anacortes refinery had tankers backed up into the sound that could not be unloaded. So, price fixing but the real deal was the arabs get a lot of money from everyone and they ship it to the western banks in London and NYC and it props up a dying financal system.

  24. Re:This mess is just too much by GooberToo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently that oil well had not previously produced oil for sale,

    Oil prices are set based on speculative futures. In other words, normally people would say, opps - that means less oil coming to market down the road so the price needs to jump - and it does. Odd that it didn't do what it has always done in this case.

    People need to understand that there exists a few products which are absolutely NOT part of free market economies and are not directly driven by supply and demand. Both diamonds and oil are such products. Their prices and supplies are artificially manipulated at every corner. While oil, unlike diamonds, truly are a scarce resource, they are both so heavily manipulated before and after they enter the market, their prices do not reflect reality of market demands - not in the least. If it were any other goods, talk of conspiracy, price fixing, price gouging and lots of serious investigations would be par for the course.

    And no, this isn't crazy talk. I encourage you to do some modest investigation for yourself. You'll find lots and lots and lots and lots of completely legitimate sources stating all this.

    Did you know if too much gas is produced and/or accidentally scheduled for delivery to the US, its dumped on non-US markets; traditionally south America? We certainly wouldn't want the price of gas to fall. Did you know refinery plants have been shut down but no new refineries have been created? Did you know one of the most cost effective refineries was one of the ones shut down? In fact, it was purchased for the explicit purpose of shutting it down? Following its shutdown, the price of fuel steadily went up stating they were at production limits and no one wants them to create a refinery in their back yard?

    The amount of fraud, conspiracy, and market manipulation is so criminal, it makes criminals in awe of how complex and complete the oil industry fucks everyone - without prosecution.

    In short, EVERYTHING you learned in economics 101 does NOT apply to oil/diamonds. Period.

  25. another application? by hort_wort · · Score: 1

    Hmmm I wonder if the separator can extract heavy water at the same time. That might help offset the cost of use. I'm trying to find the price of a gallon of heavy water, but all I keep finding is some type of Vodka....

    1. Re:another application? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      D2O goes for about $70.00/100gm @ 'Ultrex' grade (99.999% pure), DOE has 580 MT up for bid, but it's contaminated with tritium; a bit more than your looking for.

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  26. BS, as usual by gweihir · · Score: 1

    If it was just discovered, it will take at the very least 10 years for it to be deployable, likely significantly longer. That this is published now is just profiteering from the disaster.

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  27. ORLY? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    What do they feed them on while breeding them up in the lab in sufficient quantities to be useful? Snake oil?

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  28. Re:This mess is just too much by maxume · · Score: 1

    Yes, the number of refineries has decreased over time:

    http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=8_NA_8O0_NUS_C&f=A

    But the overall refining capacity has increased (or if that goes too far for you, it is at least fair to say that it has stayed the same for 30 years):

    http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=8_NA_8DO_NUS_4&f=A

    This well was going to produce at something like 0.1% of U.S. consumption, that is enough to impact prices some, but it isn't enough to send futures into a shitstorm, it is certainly less of an issue than increasing Chinese consumption.

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  29. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If ADM was guilty of price-fixing, then they would be sued by the US DOJ as happened to the Record Companies when they price-fixed CDs during the 90s

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  30. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    >>>Both diamonds and oil are such products.

    Only because governments hand-out monopolies (deBeers, Comcast), or governments form cartels (OPEC). The free market would work if these damn governments would simply step out of the way.

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  31. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said they had to be exclusive?

    They are obviously both, upset whack jobs, the most dangerous kind of people.
    Who knows what kind of crazy things they could do! They might oh, ban a color or something! C-UUU-RAAAZY.

  32. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've no clue what you're talking about.

    But since you mentioned "princes" let's discuss the american version of a prince - President Obama. Why is it that NOAA and the DOE had plans to coral an oil slick and then burn-off that oil, but these plans were blocked from being being executed? Who's responsible? Obama? Cass Sunnstein? The head of NOAA or the head of DOE?

    To me this looks like a repeat of the same Katrina-like behavior where the U.S. agencies sat by and did not act. Why is our union government paralyzed when faced with an emergency?

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  33. Good for Costner by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know of any person in the world that has put his/her money so consistently where their mouth is. Costner has spent most of his fortune in developing various environmentally friendly technologies, such as super-fast flywheel energy storage. Honestly, I thought such a altruistic business proposal could never succeed in the world we live in. Maybe I wasn't 100% right.

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    1. Re:Good for Costner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just proof that people do not behave the way classical economics predicts. People are not rational, people do not have all the information necessary to make informed decisions, and people are not always seeking a return on investment. Kind of ruins the whole theory.

    2. Re:Good for Costner by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The development of annular centrifugal contactors began at the National Laboratories more than three decades ago. The first centrifugal contactors were devised at the Savannah River Laboratory (SRL) and, subsequently modified at Argonne National Laboratory (ANL) to the form known as the annular centrifugal contactor. A reasonably complete description of the technology has been provided in papers by ANL scientists (1–4). The contactors consist of a vertical centrifuge providing for both the mixing and for the separating of liquids in a single unit. They can be easily interconnected to allow multistage processing. In each contactor, two immiscible liquids are fed into the annulus, formed by the spinning rotor and the stationary housing wall, through different inlets close to the top of the device. The liquids mixed in the annular region are pumped into the rotor bottom. Upon entering the rotor region or separation zone, the liquids are accelerated to the wall with the heavier fluid going to the outside. Each liquid leaves the device through an exit port. Transfer of a species between the two phases depends on the extent of the contacting surface, on the separation between the two phases, and the time of contact between the phases. Centrifugal Contactors: Separation of an Aqueous and an Organic Stream

      Seems like he was re-inventing the wheel here, this is COTS, Commercial Of The Shelf, technoloy; and old tech at that. I got interested in it for separating algae from water and for making Biodiesel.

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    3. Re:Good for Costner by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you interpret the assumptions of classical economics. One way is "all people will behave as if they are rationally self interested". Another is "everything else being equal, a system designed with the assumption that all people are rationally self interested is more likely to behave as predicted than one that is not". The former assumption is clearly absurd. The second is quite reasonable, in my opinion.

    4. Re:Good for Costner by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Elon Musk has a pretty good track record too.

    5. Re:Good for Costner by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he's pretty good, too. But probably a more able businessman than Costner, who is more heart than economical acument. IMHO.

      I wish the best of luck to both.

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    6. Re:Good for Costner by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      That's a fair assessment.

  34. Re:This mess is just too much by rhakka · · Score: 1

    If they charge too much without making a couple of phone calls, that's true.

    but you forget that there are a limited number of serious oil players in the world. they all have a finite resource they are interested in maximizing the value of.

    what possible advantage would it be for them to pump it out as fast as possible at the lowest possible margin when they could simply slow it down a bit and multiply their margin many times over? especially when all it takes is informal agreement not to drop the price too much and EVERYONE involved can be super rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams until the oil runs out? you seriously think they are interested in making it run out faster, for less money?

    free markets never live long, because after a certain amount of consolidation occurs, syndicates form whether officially or not and pricing is more or less controlled by a few players from that point on.

  35. Re:This mess is just too much by ridgecritter · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Debeers is now allowed to operate in the U.S. because they are a price fixing monopolist." Nope. Although DeBeers is a monopolist as you say, it is now allowed to operate in the US not because of their monopolist status, but because they settled the various lawsuits pending against them in the US, some of them quite longstanding. See Wikipedia article on DeBeers. As a result, it is now possible for DeBeers' employees to come to the US without fear of arrest. Prior to the settlement, if you were a scientist employed by DeBeers and wanted to attend a conference in the US, you couldn't.

  36. How we forget Kudzu by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you've ever driven through the south eastern US, say along HWY 85 from Georgia to Alabama you can see fields of kudzu that are engulfing whole areas. This stuff grows inches per day and covers trees, cars, telephone poles etc..

    1. Re:How we forget Kudzu by Kagura · · Score: 1

      This is not off-topic. Mod parent up, he even included the wiki link for those who don't know about kudzu.

    2. Re:How we forget Kudzu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is not off topic - kudzu is an introduced species that is doing serious damage, just like cane toads and, perhaps, this type of bacteria. There is always risk in introducing new species (or even sub-species) into an ecosystem.

  37. how we'll know that Costner has been invited in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of whining about getting his life back, BP's CEO will start saying things like "we're just going to take it one day at a time. I'm going to try to help the cleanup effort any way I can, and God willing, things will work out."

  38. Re:This mess is just too much by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uhh.. They did. There was even a movie about the whole thing starring Matt Damon.

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  39. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.house.gov/jec/publications/110/rr110-2.pdf

    Russia and Canadian oil costs much more than OPEC oil and is harder to retrieve. OPEC dominates with cheap oil and by restricting their output inflates the price. OPEC could flood the market with cheap basically eliminating Russia, Canada and most other players but by restricting supply they make more money now and will continue to for the foreseeable future.

  40. Re:This mess is just too much by davester666 · · Score: 1

    Um, history says that gov't HAS to step in for there to be even the appearance of competition, as least in the US. Heard of a small company known as Standard Oil?

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  41. Ill Wind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Author Kevin J. Anderson, Ill Wind http://www.curledup.com/illwind.htm Great read on bacteria that eats oil and oil related products.

  42. since SCO lost (again) by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1

    ...a new strain of bacteria that may be able to aid cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico.

    Lemme guess. They've got a patent pending on it.

  43. Re:This mess is just too much by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    I have to wonder how the price of gasoline hasn't gone up significantly since the news of this story initially broke.

    I have to wonder why you think the price of oil would suddenly shoot up. The spill hasn't affected supply, since the leaking well never produced any oil for market. It's certainly made BPs stock price plummet, but honestly, why should this disaster make oil prices rise, and why do we need some big conspiracy to account for the lack of that?

    So far, right now, the only people who are truly upset about this are the "environmentalist whack jobs."

    WTF? I know several people that are FAR from "environmental wack jobs" that quite upset about this. This isn't just a couple seagulls killed off, there's a whole economy reliant on seafood near the spill. Maybe the people you talk to are just blow-hard idiots?

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  44. Re:This mess is just too much by Nyder · · Score: 1

    The price of gasoline is not affected because this spill has no affect whatsoever on the refineries in Texas. They are still collecting oil from Saudi tankers and still pumping out gasoline, diesel, kerosene, and so on.

    Also, and this is just personal opinion, I think people that believe in conspiracy theories (9/11 was a planned demolition, etc) are whackjobs. Why believe in outlandish complicated scenarios when the simplest answer is staring you right in the face? Supply-and-demand. That's why prices fluctuate .

    okay, simple huh? 9/11, it's simpler to believe that it was done by our government since the resources and knowledge to pull something like that would be a lot harder for disgruntled foriegners to do it.

    yes, I know this is off topic, but really, simple solutions are not always the correct solutions. Just saying...

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  45. Re:This mess is just too much by Surt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whack jobs. I mean seriously, who lives there post katrina?

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  46. Something will eat them... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Do you promise that? Will you personally take all the blame if something does go wrong? Will you accept all responsibility for any damages that this new bacteria may or may not cause?

    I can promise you this : As soon as there is a new form of life that proliferates madly, nature usually finds something to eat it.

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  47. Re:This mess is just too much by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, in the spirit of applying naturally-evolved-oil-eating-bacteria, naturally produced in oceans exposed to oil, to the problem of oil spills; we could apply naturally-evolved-angry-former-fishermen, naturally produced on coasts exposed to oil, to the problem of oil spillers...

  48. Re:This mess is just too much by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

    I'd say that it passed, and is now busy accruing extra credit...

  49. Use OTEC (Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OTEC is another green technology, which happens to suck up vast amounts of water:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_thermal_energy_conversion

    So why not use this to collect up the contaminated water, during future spills?

    Then you can apply your centrifugation.

  50. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do and I'm not a whack job. Been living here right on the water in Navarre all my life (46years). I have gone through more hurricanes than I can remember and will go through many more. I have 4 acres and lost 150+ trees from one storm alone. You would be amazed how well nature recovers and I have lots of new trees. The man-made stuff is insured so that's easily replaced.
    This spill is not a natural problem and will seriously impact the ecological balance of the gulf. I'm right on the intercoastal waterway that runs between P-Cola Bay and Choctawhatchee Bay. It's a major spawning area for redfish, grouper, trout and many other species. Not only will people making a living on these fish suffer but so will the wildlife that feed on them such as pelicans, hawks, herons and other fish. This is a fight to save an ecological balance nature created but man is disrupting.

    Also note the use of dispersant is even worse than the oil itself. Yes allowing the oil to reach the surface will kill hundreds of mammals but when the oil stays suspended it also kills the most basic life forms that are the start of the food chain, planktons and larvae . Their argument that these lowest forms can bounce back faster is backwards thinking. It still disrupts the food chain and the mammals will still die, but from starvation instead.

    Surface oil will also turn into a tar ball. Tar balls become inert fairly quick (5-10 years) and studies have found creatures inhabiting old tar balls from previous spills

  51. Re:This mess is just too much by astar · · Score: 1

    It seems quite useful to think the post-fdr era is "current events". And current history, post 1400's. I wonder how I should look on someone whose opinions are offered based on a few years of sound bites. Oh well. I am sure the domestic unions are the direct cause of the bailouts of the speculators, including the foreign speculators.

    But on cleanup. To get permission to drill this well BP had to show a capacity to immeadiately deal with 300k barrels of spill a day. So their plan was not real great but it was workable if you spent a lot of money. Never been an attempt to implement the plan and no Obama pressure to do so. But the Brits are telling Obama not to hurt BP.

  52. Re:This mess is just too much by Surt · · Score: 1

    I dunno ... posts AC, gets defensive over obviously humorous post, sounds a little whacky to me.

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  53. Re:This mess is just too much by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    Actually, Econ 101 does apply. Specifically the section on cartels applies. The free market sections don't, of course.

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  54. Re:This mess is just too much by guruevi · · Score: 1

    30% is a lot and there are no other options to fill that 30% void - sure you can ask more from others but they will ask more for it (supply & demand you see) and probably won't be able to fill demand until their prices are on par with those of OPEC. If OPEC decides to charge more, the price of oil will go up. Maybe not 1:1 but definitely noticeable.

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  55. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far, right now, the only people who are truly upset about this are the "environmentalist whack jobs"

    Allow me to be the first to let you know you are an idiot. Everyone is upset about this. You really think commercial fishermen are environmentalist whack jobs? The "environment," btw, isn't just a pretty picture, you retard. It's life. And more importantly to humans that aren't environmental whack jobs, it's money, and livelihood. But, gosh... why isn't gas going up?? Who gives a fuck you moron! Interesting? You're an off topic troll bigot if I ever saw one.

  56. Same Crude Material by phexx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As people have already pointed out, introducing a single bacteria in the mass quantity that it would take to actually facilitate improvement would probably end up changing the the entire makeup of the gulf. It could have far reaching effects that we couldn't even predict. To a degree, the sad reality of this situation is that with our limited technology, we are going to have to roll up our sleeves and do this by hand as there is no quick fix. BP is using dispersant chemicals only to avoid pictures of sea animals dying of suffocation, but truth be told this area of the gulf is already decimated. I say this all with a heavy heart because it is in my own backyard. Oh and two interesting points. I highly recommend people read Zodiac, by Neal Stephenson, which covers a good deal about this kind of tactic without adequately predicting the outcome in a fictional but well researched context. Also, make note that these oil consuming bugs have been around for quite some time. The first stable version came around in the 70's. In practice, I've understood them to not really be that effective.

  57. Re:This mess is just too much by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Actually the Oil producers are being hurt by the worldwide recession reducing demand, so they are taking a profit hit to keep cash-flow up as much as they can.

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  58. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Yeah Standard Oil wasn't a monopoly. That's a popular myth but by the time the government stepped-in with trust busting, Standard Oil's competitors had already taken a big chunk of the market. Same with Kmart which used to be the dominant store of the 1970s and 80s..... it too lost its way to new competitors. Another example: Internet Explorer. Once had over 90% of the web share, and now it's fallen to around 60% due to new competition arising.

    Monopolies are a self-correcting situation that don't need government to break them up.

    A monopoly can only be sustained long term if, like deBeers or comcast, the government gives them an exclusive license.

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  59. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's nothing complicated about learning to fly a jumbo jet and then fly it into a building (times three). That was Osama Bin Laden's plan, and a lot simpler explanation then to believe thousands of demolition engineers wired the buildings with TNT, rented some planes, flew them into buildings, set off the explosives, and nobody saw them do it..... or none of them felt guilty about what they did, and talked.

    Only a complete nutter would believe the latter explanation to be true
    .

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  60. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Still have no clue what you're trying to say. Your thoughts jump randomly without coherence. In paragraph 2 how did you jump from BP's drilling plan to the US Government's cleanup plan, to Obama's pressure, and then British citizens opinions. Huh?

    My question was rather simple: The US Government had a plan to deal with oil spills (corral the oil and then set fire to it). Why did the USG not implement the plan immediately? You didn't answer it.

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  61. Re:This mess is just too much by astar · · Score: 1

    ah well. I do not see where I talked about a "US government cleanup plan" I did talk about some paperwork BP had to file with the feds to demonstrate they could cleanup this sort of thing. So I guess this is a BP plan.

    As far as jumping randomly, incoherently, I guess you should go back to your sound bites.

    As far as some coast guard plan not being implemented, probably because Obama has left BP in charge. I suspect we would agree this was yet another bad Obama behavior but asking "why" invites more complexity than I think you tolerate well. But I am sure it is SEUI's fault.

  62. Re:This mess is just too much by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    I'm complaining about the idiot that seemed to be stating worries about price fixing were crazy conspiracy nutter things. Concerns about price fixing in the oil market are real.

  63. Uh, applies to a shitton of markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Is it in the US that you regularly let enormous amounts of food rot because you can't dump it on the market?
    Well, it certainly happens in Europe all the time. And the governments run and organise it. The governments. Not the farmers, but the state officials and administrators.
    Foodstuffs for which there exists an active futures market, so precisely the same effect applies. And the justifications for restricting supply is identical.
    Consolidations in the auto industry? Shutting down of plants? "ZOMG ALL PLANTS SHOULD PRODUCE AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY OR ITS MANIPULATION"

    Yes, it is manipulation. The reason why it is done in the oils market is that storage capacity is limited, demand is quite stable, while supply is _not_ always stable, and storage is limited - which means that, if people demand 100,000 barrels of oil a day and you come supply them with 120,000, nobody would buy the remaining 20,000 unless you practically gave it away. I believe at certain times the gas price has been _negative_ for this reason - demand is stable and there is no available storage, so you actually _pay_ whoever can take gas off your hands with a spare rubber balloon to take it away.

    This is not somehow "breaking the model", only your internal model, which doesn't describe either how the world works or how it should work. Things done this way works well. If things were not done this way they wouldn't do well. That is all the justification that needs to be given.

    1. Re:Uh, applies to a shitton of markets by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      "ZOMG ALL PLANTS SHOULD PRODUCE AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY OR ITS MANIPULATION"

      Please get a clue. Everyone makes it very clear that despite modest increases in production capabilities, we are woefully under producing. This in turn is used to justify higher prices. When asked why they don't increase production, they state no one wants a refinery in their back yard. Which is odder since they have shutdown plants and have old plants which could be recycled as an existing site.

      And yet, if demand is so high and oil is available (it is), why wouldn't you increase production, especially to allow for peak demand and emergencies, unless you wanted to maintain artificial control by scarcity. Exactly.

  64. Re:This mess is just too much by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many of them aren't even people, they are Floridians.

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  65. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Someone doesn't know how to admit when they're wrong.

  66. surface oil - whats the big deal? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Surface oil will also turn into a tar ball. Tar balls become inert ...

    What's the big deal here? Just use tar -xvf and be on your way.

  67. ready in 10 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it will be ready for use in 10 years?

  68. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short, EVERYTHING you learned in economics 101 does NOT apply to oil/diamonds. Period.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacit_collusion
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coercive_monopoly
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulatory_capture
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collusion
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopolistic_competition

    What you are describing is collusion and coercive monopoly pricing. You were saying I didnt learn this in econ 101? No I didnt it was Econ 252.

    In a market where all the players collude to fix the price will end up acting like a monopoly and simple equilibrium linear algebra to figure out the proper output for everyone with a given price/growth target.

  69. In other related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once the crude oil is separated from the sea water and digested by the bacteria the by product is a solution that looks and tastes like fermented hops and barley. This solution also has the property to make any woman look like Lady GaGa to male humans.

    Well...if we are going to fantasize...why not??

  70. Re:This mess is just too much by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    The stuff you learn in economics 101 (or for that matter any 101 type course), is never a complete picture of what's going on.

    Supply and demand as taught in those kinds of courses is the same as the kinds of physics you get taught where everything is functionally behaving in a vacuum, except for some reason people understand that a ball won't behave exactly the way it does in the formulas when you throw it but they presume that the market will.

  71. We're cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying, we're cool here? I mean is that why BP is just making half-assed quarter-baked efforts at stopping this, because it's nbd?

    Cool. So we're cool, right?

    1. Re:We're cool? by maxume · · Score: 1

      They are doing everything they know how. That's the problem, they shouldn't have been drilling there without a hell of a lot more resources in place, maybe they shouldn't have been drilling there at all.

      Being angry at BP and spinning off unrealistic scenarios about the eventual damage isn't going to clean the mess up any faster, and accurately characterizing the damage is an important step in deciding if such deep water drilling should continue to be done.

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  72. Well, at least it's a US invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All other offers of help from outside of the USA, notably Belgium and other European countries, have been turned down by the Administration because of the Jones Act

  73. Re:This mess is just too much by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    Another example: Internet Explorer.

    Actually the government had its hand in that correction - at least somewhat.

  74. Re:This mess is just too much by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with you. The difference here is, after you learn the world doesn't exist in a vacuum, you still know absolutely nothing about how the economics of oil/diamonds work; at least not based on traditional economics. Excluding products such as those, at least both before and after your "vacuum realization", you had some vague understanding of the economies around you. Which is, after all, entirely the point of why they are taught.

  75. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, because natural monopolies never form in the absence of government regulation...

  76. Bieber?! NO! by Mr.Madsen · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I thought they were gonna sacrifice Justin Bieber and send him out on a raft to the leak.

  77. The Bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bacteria in question grows on a sort of tuber plant from Central America known as a Tatta. The way it works is you thinly slice the Tattas and deposit them in the area of the oil spill. Then, as a catalyst you set the oil on fire. The Tattas then suck up the oil and fry crispy crunchie golden and can be served with tomato sauce, or soggy peas.

  78. Re:This mess is just too much by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    AND AS I SAID, if price-fixing was happening the government would already be suing Exoon, BP, or whoever else is responsible
    .

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  79. Re:This mess is just too much by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    He sounds like a knee-jerk Fox News watcher and Rush Limbaugh listener, or owns stock in a company that is forced to comply with environmental regulation. Before the Clean Air act you literally could not drive past a Monsanto plant with your windows rolled down; the air was so toxic it burned your lungs.

  80. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great Read, keep in mind that diamonds and oil arent the only, break and other wheats are in the circle of bullshit.

    Farmers are paid more to not grow all they can.

    Awesome, America. Awesome.

  81. Re:This mess is just too much by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    This well was going to produce at something like 0.1% of U.S. consumption, that is enough to impact prices some, but it isn't enough to send futures into a shitstorm, it is certainly less of an issue than increasing Chinese consumption.

    And yet BP was punished some $85 billion. You seem to falsely believe the price of oil is related to actual events. They usually are not. In fact, just about any excuse, no matter how stupid or irrelevant is typically used to drive prices drastically up. That's entirely the point of my previous post.

    Woosh...

  82. Re:This mess is just too much by Pollardito · · Score: 1

    Apparently that oil well had not previously produced oil for sale,

    Oil prices are set based on speculative futures. In other words, normally people would say, opps - that means less oil coming to market down the road so the price needs to jump - and it does. Odd that it didn't do what it has always done in this case.

    It's not clear to me whether you think this oil spill should affect the price of oil because it is slowing down the speed with which it becomes a useable well, or because the worldwide supply of oil is being reduced by this wastage. If it's the latter, it should be pointed out that the amount of oil lost that would ruin the environment is much less than the amount of oil lost that would make a substantial difference in world supply. if it's the former, than we'd have to know A. when this well was going to be ready to produce oil for the market, B. how this spill impacted that planned date, and C. what other oil wells will be coming on line around that time.

    It seems like you don't know any of those things, but you're using it as a basis to complain about markets. You're probably right that oil markets are messed up, but maybe you should find another illustration of that since this has so many unknowns.

  83. Re:This mess is just too much by maxume · · Score: 1

    But your entire post is wrong. Sure, there is plenty of manipulation on the supply side, but there isn't all that much on the demand side (perhaps industry lobbying against high fuel taxes counts there, but that is hardly in keeping with your claim that prices are always manipulated up), so prices can only go so high before people walk away.

    As far as BP being punished $85 billion dollars, that is because of concerns about liability, not because they are seeing a big drop in production.

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  84. Re:This mess is just too much by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. Period.

    In a world where Exxon has yet to pay for its cleanup, liability caps, exposure for BP, contrary to media hype, is bullshit.

  85. Re:This mess is just too much by maxume · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because the Valdez spill was just as visible to the public and directly impacted just as many people. They are exactly the same.

    As I said, concerns. The big debate today is whether BP will disburse their usual quarterly dividend.

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  86. Re:This mess is just too much by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    Shout all you want.

    You first said worries of price fixing were along the lines of nutter conspiracy theories. When it was pointed out you were entirely wrong, suddenly you said the government would sue and fix everything. No admission you were totally wrong about what is and is not a valid concern vs crazed conspiracy theory.

    Now you spout off that if price fixing was happening the government would already be suing the gas cartel. Here's another nugget you don't get. Proving those cases is hard without an insider willing to be a whistle blower. They can be doing all sorts of price fixing, with no provable case if they are smart and keep things quiet.

    You are very much out of touch with reality.

  87. Re:This mess is just too much by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    True enough.

    I just get frustrated by the number of people who believe they understand everything because they understand supply and demand.

  88. Re:This mess is just too much by PlanningWithAHeart · · Score: 1

    This oil spill won't put a dent in what a big oil company will lose in profits or affect the price of gasoline. The amount of oil lost is a drop in the bucket to the company or none at all, because it wasn't producing oil in the first place. The real impact will be felt by the ecology of the ocean and the creatures that live in it and on its shores nearby. And the economic impact it will have will be personal to those that lose their livelihoods that were earned from having clean ocean beaches for tourists to visit, homes to live in and the fishermen that harvested seafood.

  89. Re:This mess is just too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't beat up on OPEC too much they were just following the US model. Before OPEC we had the Railroad Commission of Texas that did the same thing but just to the US.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railroad_Commission_of_Texas
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OPEC