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Uwe Boll, Other Filmmakers Sue Thousands of Movie Pirates

linzeal writes "Directors whose films have done poorly at the box office are increasingly being solicited by high-powered law firms to file lawsuits with offers of settlement. This practice, which the EFF has been calling extortive and 'mafia-like', has resulted in courts starting to rule in favor of the consumer, and in some cases throwing out the lawsuits. This is all fine and dandy, however, when you are considered the world's worst director and you largely finance films through your own holding company. At that point, the rhetoric and ridicule gets ratcheted up rather quickly."

284 comments

  1. Sorry, I don't buy it. by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they seriously trying to convince me that someone would want to pirate Uwe Boll's movies?

    1. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Nah, they are trying to convince you to challenge him to a boxing match... This time lets get it right, I'll be your cut man.

    2. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by somaTh · · Score: 1

      If I thought it might encourage him to stop making movies, I would.

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    3. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by aquila.solo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they're being sued for bad taste?

    4. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by tokenshi · · Score: 1

      Darn, beat me to it.
      I'm surprised the source article isn't from theonion.com

    5. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by alexborges · · Score: 1

      My feelings exactly. You wouldnt catch me dead with that crap on my hard drive.

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    6. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by CapnStank · · Score: 1

      I agree, I mean in order for them to take you to court they need (apparently) a picture of your IP downloading the file. If they get caught fabricating these lists then it'll be lights-out for this blackmail system.

    7. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, filmgoers damage Uwe Boll!

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    8. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are plenty of people who are into light to severe masochism out there, easily in the thousands.

      It's a gateway really. You watch Uwe Boll movies, and maybe Street Fighter, and tell yourself "It's so bad, its funny!" Eventually though, the crappulence gets boring, you move to harder stuff, like the Mortal Kombat movie (not the new proof of concept one). Before you know it, you're living in a gutter, offering sexual favors for a copy of the Star Wars Holiday special.

      I applaud Herr Boll for trying to clean up the streets and atone for his past actions.

    9. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by aevan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I misread it as Uwe Boll being sued BY thousands of movie pirates, demanding time and bandwidth back. Shouldn't be hard to prove watching the movie was damaging.

    10. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by infonography · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Clearly the submitter got that backwards. Millions of Pirates are suing Uwe Boll for wasting their bandwidth.

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    11. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      No,I'm pretty sure his films are screened much more broadly than that.

    12. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haven't they been punished enough for watching an Uwe Boll film?

    13. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which Mortal Kombat movie? The first one was awesome. They had a pretty skilled fight choreographer who clearly had some actual MA experience.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_(film)

      Even claims it is among the best VG->Movie films ever.

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    14. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the EFF are they thinking?

    15. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy is just fundamentally flawed here. If we're equating bad movies to drugs, an Uwe Boll movie is definitely NOT the gateway drug. It's heroin mixed with crack wrapped in meth cut with cyanide. And the analogy still falls apart for being too weak.

    16. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      We got a hybrid of 1984 and Brave New World, with all the religion and
      billions going to war machine it was bound to be a hybrid of the two.

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    17. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by selven · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're not just watching, they're distributing it too. Sorry, but putting those bits online is capital treason against the internet.

    18. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      I'm more than a little embarrassed to admit that I quite enjoyed Rampage. Boll's bad cinematography actually makes the movie work in a way I didn't expect.

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    19. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even claims it is among the best VG->Movie films ever.

      Being amongst the best VG->Movie films isn't saying that much.

    20. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by anethema · · Score: 1

      No kidding. It is hard to feel sorry for them.

      Don't you think on some level that these people should lose the lawsuit for supporting Uwe Boll with their time and bandwidth? I mean really.

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    21. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insanity Defense?

    22. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Which Mortal Kombat movie? The first one was awesome. They had a pretty skilled fight choreographer who clearly had some actual MA experience.

      Actual fight choreographers do not a good movie make. Fun to watch, sure, but the dialogue was more cringe-inducing than the fighting. Terrible special effects too, though that could just be older CGI showing its age.

    23. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I guess I have poor taste then. I've downloaded several of his movies to my hard drive, including House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne. And even watched one of them twice (House of the Dead). Oh well.

      I'm surprised I didn't see Resident Evil on the IMDb list. I thought he made that one too?

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    24. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute, I watched Star Wars Holiday Special first, then Street Fighter, and later I watched BloodRayne.

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    25. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It also had Christopher Lambert.

      The guy is seriously underrated - check out Greystoke.

      Only Christopher Lambert had the skill to make ape noises in a believable and dramatic fashion.

    26. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      BloodRayne was absolute garbage. The only film I've seen that was worse was BloodRayne 2.

      I'll give Uwe Boll a point for accuracy. The movies were just as shitty as the games.

    27. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special before I watched Star Wars. I even enjoyed "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor". It took Jar Jar to ruin Star Wars for me.

    28. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by sortius_nod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Case in point:

      Old HK Jackie Chan movies vs new Hollywood Jackie Chan movies.

      New ones are so craptacular I can't even tollerate them through his amazing martial arts, give me Police Story, Project A or Armour Of The Gods and I'll actually enjoy it.

    29. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while a terrible director, he's not russian and that joke is played out beyond measure.
      Why is this upmodded?

    30. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by JackieBrown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know this is blasphemy, but I really enjoyed House of the Dead. I got exactly what I wanted from that movie (killing zombies and not the emo-zobmies or Aesop zombies that George Romero's latest movies have been subjecting us to - diary of the dead and island of the dead come to mind.)

    31. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah way to harsh on Mortal Kombat.

      It was the first profitable video game movie, and a fan and financial success. The director moved onto making the Resident Evil series of films that have the trifecta. Fan, Financial and Critical Success.

    32. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Boll should be thanking the pirates.

      If they all went to see the movie, they would have rightfully demanded their money back. Which, when taking cinema costs in account, would have ended up costing the movie more than it earned.

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    33. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by zonker · · Score: 0

      I think Uwe realized he'll probably make more money suing filesharers rather than selling tickets.

    34. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're being sued for bad taste?

      That was Peter Jackson, not Uwe Boll ;-)

    35. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point:

      Old HK Jackie Chan movies vs new Hollywood Jackie Chan movies.

      New ones are so craptacular I can't even tollerate them through his amazing martial arts, give me Police Story, Project A or Armour Of The Gods and I'll actually enjoy it.

      I've never heard of those. But I saw Karate Kid last weekend. Which Jackie Chan movie was that based on? ;)

    36. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by mcvos · · Score: 2, Funny

      It also had Christopher Lambert.

      The guy is seriously underrated

      Underrated? There can be only one!

    37. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Being amongst the best VG->Movie films isn't saying that much.

      Being *the* best VG->Movie film ever wouldn't even be saying much.

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    38. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Man, Boll apparently challenged Tarantino to a boxing match... Now i dont know if tarantino can physically match Boll, but damn, you just know that the second tarantino gets the upper hand in that match, Boll's is in for getting one of those corner-poles so far up his ass he will be begging tarantino to pull the hidden desert eagle out of his shorts and just cap him in the face...

      Seriously, challenging the mind behind some of the most stylish violent movies to a fight... the man has balls

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    39. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Balls? No, he's a former pro boxer and wants to solve everything by punching people in the face.

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    40. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      We got a hybrid of 1984 and Brave New World

      Throw in some Matrix and you got Equilibrium. Derivative but still pretty damn entertaining to watch.

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    41. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      By the looks of it the Professor Layton movie is pretty good.

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    42. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      If you like those old Jackie Chan movies you should check out this one, if you can find it. Its not Chan, but it is one of my favorite movies out of the Hong Kong cinema.

    43. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot believe that you didn't mention Drunken Master in that list...

    44. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more than a little embarrassed to admit that I quite enjoyed Rampage. Boll's bad cinematography actually makes the movie work in a way I didn't expect.

      Really?
      Can you post a link to a torrent? ;)

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    45. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special

      There is no such thing. Next thing you know, you will be claiming they made a sequel to Highlander.

      before I watched Star Wars. I even enjoyed "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor".

      I heard of that but never saw it.

      It took Jar Jar to ruin Star Wars for me.

      It took "midichlorians" to destroy Star Wars for me.

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    46. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by SmackTheIgnorant · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had points... Rampage was an exception to the "He makes crap", in that it's a movie that I will likely buy - it was a genuinely good movie which deserves POSITIVE attention.

      Most of what Boll has made was sensationalist crap, where he was playing off a video game theme and failed miserably... Compared to a fair number of movies out there now, this was a damn good movie. Won't win an Oscar, but you know, it deserves recognition.

      And if you really think about the content of the movie, it should scare the crap out of you.

    47. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You definitely forgot Drunken Master (I & II) in there. :)

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    48. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you get to Crank: High Voltage, how do you get any lower?

    49. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Good thing my legs reach farther than his arms and I can kick Uwe Boll's ass ANY DAY.

      Seriously - you think a man that learned how to fight with just his fists stands a chance against someone trained to use their entire body in a fight?

      Please. Uwe Boll would get rolled the fuck down to the hospital with each blow I'd deliver.

      Uwe Boll needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

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    50. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      Dammit. My favourite one too!

      DOWN THE HATCH!

    51. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're being sued for bad taste?

      Sorry, Bad Taste http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/ was made by Peter Jackson.

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  2. Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in favor of these lawsuits, to tell the truth. The more people get sued, the more ridiculous it will seem to the outside observer, and the more support there will be for copyright reform. If only we could have every owner of every piece of music and every movie suing every person who had ever connected to a torrent of that material, I have to think we'd be certain to see the whole thing collapse.

  3. Sue Me! by Bruha · · Score: 2, Informative

    You'd have to sue me to download this guys stuff.

    Now we have "You pirated my movie!" trolls.

    Can we get back to dealing with real criminals?

    1. Re:Sue Me! by ArundelCastle · · Score: 1

      Can we get back to dealing with real criminals?

      You mean lawyers that fish for clients?
      I wonder if it comes in an envelope that says "You may have already won a lawsuit for $3,000,000 dollars!!"

    2. Re:Sue Me! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      But... but... They're so hard to catch! Can't we puh-leeeeeaase keep on harassing stoners and file sharers? They're such easy targets, and make the statistics look good!

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  4. This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    None of these people are proven to be pirates. Uwe Boll claims they are. But that doesn't mean you get to report that they are. The headline should be "Uwe Boll, Other Flimmakers Sue Thousands of People".

    Slashdot could be sued for this headline.

    1. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Or they could just end the summary with a question mark. Been working for TV news for some time. They can say just about anything, as long as it posed a question. For example, if a news show said "Michael Moore downloaded child porn." they would get tagged for slander pretty quick. But making it "Michael Moore downloaded child porn?" gets a free pass.

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    2. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by anethema · · Score: 1

      Or use the word alledged. That's what everyone else does.

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    3. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Landshark17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "None of these people are proven to be pirates. Uwe Boll claims they are."

      Uwe Boll also claims to be a film-maker, so I think it's clear we should take anything he says with a grain of salt.

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    4. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That's what everyone else does.

      Allegedly. That's allegedly what everyone else does.

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    5. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      That's allegedly what everyone else does?

    6. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      You could evaporate the oceans and we'd still need more salt to believe Uwe Boll was capable of directing his own feet one in front of the other when walking, let alone a decent film.

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    7. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it can't be proven that every single one of them pirated a Uwe Boll movie. Therefore logic clearly dictates that NONE of them pirated, and in fact there is no such piracy problem at all, everything is just rainbows and puppy dogs and law abiding citizens living in Utopia, and we should just forget this whole little issue.

      And hey, Uwe Boll's movies are so objectively bad, why, that clearly explains why any given random douche would go out of their way to break the law just to watch said movies. After all our society clearly tolerates individuals breaking the law to pursue their own form of justice.

    8. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by McDozer · · Score: 1

      I believe Glenn Beck holds the patent on adding question marks to the end of slanderous statements.

  5. Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Favonius+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious. It's like these failed directors and musicians are holding us at gun point, forcing us to watch their garbage and pay for it.

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    1. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is making anyone watch, buy or download anything. You're acting like you're getting robbed for material you have no interest in. The fact of the matter is that if you don't bother with it in the first place this kind of crap media would go away. Instead a number of people have decided that theft is the way to do this instead and the artists involved are defending their legal property.

      Why is this such a hard concept for such supposedly intelligent people? Don't like it? Don't be involved with it and you'll come out clean.

    2. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Jeng · · Score: 1

      It's the Metallica model.

      When Load flopped they started sueing.

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    3. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by kiwimate · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because they'd rather get involved in endless pedantic debates over the meaning of the word "theft" instead of just manning up and admitting they're choosing to do something illegal and immoral. (Sigh...and usually that will provoke a screamfest - "what's immoral is locking up work which wants to be free...", yabber, yabber, cliche, cliche - instead of an adult response. Can someone please tell me why two wrongs make a right in this case, apparently?)

    4. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because they'd rather get involved in endless pedantic debates over the meaning of the word "theft" instead of just manning up and admitting they're choosing to do something illegal and immoral. (Sigh...and usually that will provoke a screamfest - "what's immoral is locking up work which wants to be free...", yabber, yabber, cliche, cliche - instead of an adult response. Can someone please tell me why two wrongs make a right in this case, apparently?)

      Illegal? Few people contest that copyright infringement is against the law. But immoral? Morality is subjective. Piracy isn't automatically immoral simply because you say it is, basing your assertion on your beliefs about copyright law. Simply because noncommercial copyright infringement is illegal does not automatically make it wrong, and if you believe otherwise, there is no way to have a rational argument with you.

      Before people choose sides in the War on Piracy, they ought to be required to have a basic understanding of copyright law. This lets them have at least a slight grasp on the issue instead of just mindlessly yammering about something they don't understand. And I would personally add that those evil pirates are much harder to demonize when you understand what a clusterfuck modern copyright law is and how it is abused by large corporations.

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    5. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      No matter what side you're on, please don't mention morality being subjective. That's obvious to everyone, and comes across as a mild insult, or pointless padding at best. Not to mention in the whole point of morality debates is to attack tackle that subjectivity, and try to show the other side how it could be wrong using your logic and morals and some of their own. Course in some cases one might feel the attempt would be fruitless, but then if you don't want to make an effort, it's probably best to stay silent. Simply spouting your sides rhetoric doesn't change anyone's mind, and usually irritates them and further mires a person in their POV.

      I (and everyone else here probably) has at least an inkling on how bad copyright abuse can be. But in all likelihood kiwimate was referring to the other side of the coin where individuals would download media days before/after it's release (the whole "why two wrongs make a right" line) which I think most here would find objectionable.

    6. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morality is subjective. Piracy isn't automatically immoral simply because you say it is.

      If morality is subjective, then it is enough that one person thinks it's immoral for it to be immoral. Only for that one person of course, but still..
      The rest of your post seems to imply that you think morality is objective. If it isn't, why even discuss it?

    7. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Arakun · · Score: 1

      Only failed directors have something to fear from piracy says Sam Bozzo, director of the documentary Hackers Wanted, to TorrentFreak.

    8. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Illegal? Few people contest that copyright infringement is against the law. But immoral? Morality is subjective. Piracy isn't automatically immoral simply because you say it is

      Don't be a twat, if morality were purely subjective, there would be nothing wrong with someone being a child rapist and murderer, as long as he thought it was OK.

      What you mean is that morality is not entirely objective, and certainly doesn't have a one to one link to illegality.

      As to the fucked up nature of copyright law, the answer is surely to agitate for a change in the law, not just break it.

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    9. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they'd rather get involved in endless pedantic debates over the meaning of the word "theft"

      So if you come home from work tomorrow, and someone has stolen your HOUSE, as opposed to making a copy of your house, are you still going to maintain that it's all just a matter of terminology?
      I didn't think so. The reason we have two different words is because there is a VERY large difference between making a copy of something when you shouldn't, and actually TAKING something away from someone.

      instead of just manning up and admitting they're choosing to do something illegal and immoral.

      Debating the usage of the words does NOT mean that I'm engaging in such activity. Is the action illegal? In many cases, yes it is... in other cases it is not. Whether it is immoral or not is a completely different argument. For example, one might claim that it is immoral because breaking the law is immoral, others might claim that copying is an immoral act (in which case fax machines are agents of Satan).

      Can someone please tell me why two wrongs make a right in this case, apparently?

      Although I personally don't agree with those who advocate piracy, in matters of legality two wrongs often DO make a "right". Take Rosa Parks as an example- if we approach her actions using your definitions of morality then she should have just sat at the back of the bus & kept her mouth shut. But she didn't- and as a result some very immoral laws were eventually thrown out.
      So the justification of the actions of the pirates follows a similar thought process- they believe the laws to be immoral & by violating them they are somehow taking action against them. I don't personally hold this belief, but since you wanted to know, there it is.

    10. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Garwulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've hit on an important point, but at the same time, I am left wondering if you understand copyright law yourself. And if you think you do, where did you get that understanding from (that's a general question for everybody reading)? Did you read the Berne Convention, or have you had to work with it on a professional level? Or have you been reading RIAA news articles?

      And, for that matter, what branch of media are you dealing with? They're not all the same - the music industry is known for abusing creative artists and short circuiting the daylights out of the letter and spirit of copyright law. The book industry, on the other hand, is far better behaved.

      I'm a published and agented author, as well as the owner and operator of a publishing company. I've worked with big New York publishers, and I've worked with both new and experienced authors. In most of the discussions here, I see a lot of people making impassioned arguments about copyright that have little or no basis in reality. Sometimes they're actually talking about patent law (which, in the U.S., at least, is badly broken in a lot of ways), or trademark law. Sometimes they're attributing an abuse of the law - or even somebody breaking it - to the law itself. For that matter, copyright law is often made out to be far more powerful and totalitarian than it actually is.

      (Lawrence Lessig gets quoted a lot, and I really wish that his "Free Culture" book would just vanish. I've tried to read it at least three times, and every single time I've been stopped cold by massive leaps of logic that make little or no sense, and an apparent lack of understanding of the differences between derivative works and plagiarism. Copyright has complicated issues that are best understood for discussion, but I think his book is like trying to understand ancient culture by reading "Chariots of the Gods." And, as far as I can tell, he's the main source for most of the misunderstandings around the American CTEA, which had far more to do with what Europe was doing - and planning to do - than it did with Mickey Mouse.)

      Now, taking what isn't yours to take is wrong, no matter what form it takes. Free swag is nice, but it's a bonus, not a right, and certainly not an entitlement. If you're getting away with piracy, then you've got a bonus - but there's no way piracy of a movie, song, game, or book, puts you into the right. It's entertainment, not a cure for cancer. And piracy isn't a protest - writing letters, organizing sit-ins, THOSE are protests.

      So, you're right that for the most part pirates aren't evil (with some notable exceptions) - but they are freeloaders, and that's all they are...and it is important to understand that.

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    11. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1

      Now, taking what isn't yours to take is wrong, no matter what form it takes. Free swag is nice, but it's a bonus, not a right, and certainly not an entitlement. If you're getting away with piracy, then you've got a bonus - but there's no way piracy of a movie, song, game, or book, puts you into the right. It's entertainment, not a cure for cancer. And piracy isn't a protest - writing letters, organizing sit-ins, THOSE are protests.

      First of all, the statement "taking what isn't yours to take" uses the loaded word "take" to describe the act of downloading something. This is a word that has its roots in physical objects and the term tends to imply theft when used in an unlawful manner. In order for these terms to apply to digital files, one must have the mindset that a copyrighted work is property in the same sense that a car is property. However, it is not, and treating them similarly is what copyright attempts to accomplish- but our implementation of copyright is heavily challenged these days. Also, you talk about "taking" but you ignore the other half of piracy, which is fans of content sharing that content for free with others. This is a decidedly unselfish act, yet trolls will ignore this and claim that all pirates are merely selfish thieves in their attempts to rile people up.

      You're correct in stating that there is no universally recognized right to free content, but the other side of the coin is that the recognized right to control over content that would otherwise be free is, as I said, heavily challenged. The default state of a copyrightable work, when no laws exist to govern its use or distribution, is the public domain- it can be copied by anyone. Copyright, therefore, imposes an arbitrary set of limits on the distribution of content in the hopes of providing more content for everyone. I am in favor of legalizing noncommercial piracy, and if that were to happen, the arbitrary limits with respect to noncommercial downloading and sharing would be lifted. There would still be no recognized right to free content, but effectively there would be.

      When you say "it's entertainment, not a cure for cancer," it looks like you're trying to minimize the importance of copyright and from that angle attack those who violate it. Not only is this a self-defeating argument- if copyrighted works were not important, why would piracy of them be?- but it's incorrect in that copyrighted works are important. Sure, a specific movie or music album may not be especially important to society and culture, but taken together, these works are all governed by copyright, which has expanded to include a lot of things over the years. Regardless of whether we choose to see it, or are directly and substantially impacted by it, copyright law has an effect on us all, and that means it's very important that it be fixed.

      Finally, I reject your argument that piracy is not a protest. We as people are morally bound to ignore laws that we honestly consider to be unjust. People may choose to do that by using peer-to-peer networks to distribute copyrighted materials because they have a problem with copyright law- and before anyone cuts in claiming that I'm saying all pirates are activists, my point is that anyone who partakes in file sharing is at odds with copyright law one way or another, and that global piracy is the largest indication that copyright needs to be reevaluated. Civil disobedience does not need to be a public, attention-grabbing display in order to be civil disobedience. I consider modern copyright to be unjust in various ways, so I will ignore those aspects of the law that conflict with not only my personal beliefs, but with reality. There may be consequences of that, sure, but I would rather be a pirate and face them than surrender to the existing system and lend my support to people like Uwe Boll, the RIAA, and the US Copyright Group who use these laws to harass and extort the public in the name of financial gain. These people and corporations commit crimes greater in magnitude than any act of online piracy. Supporting them- or simply not opposing them- means condoning an evil, and that's something I won't do.

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    12. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1

      No matter what side you're on, please don't mention morality being subjective. That's obvious to everyone, and comes across as a mild insult, or pointless padding at best.

      Then the person to whom I replied also made a mild insult when he made a blanket statement that piracy is immoral, did he not?

      I (and everyone else here probably) has at least an inkling on how bad copyright abuse can be. But in all likelihood kiwimate was referring to the other side of the coin where individuals would download media days before/after it's release (the whole "why two wrongs make a right" line) which I think most here would find objectionable.

      Really? What's wrong with it? This interview with movie director Sam Bozzo gives an interesting perspective on pre-release leaks. Essentially, he says that the only works (in his case, movies) that are actually harmed by pre-release leaks are mediocre or bad movies that rely on hype and marketing to bring people into the theater. Pre-release leaks allow people to determine for themselves whether a certain movie is good or bad, and let's not forget that the experience of seeing a movie in the theater cannot be pirated, so it's entirely likely that good movies that are leaked online prior to release will draw in a larger audience than those that don't leak. Bad movies, on the other hand, will financially suffer, which is exactly what's supposed to happen.

      As for movies that have little in terms of advertising or word-of-mouth, p2p networks help those movies by spreading awareness of them and enlarging the fan base.

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    13. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Garwulf · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you've twisted my argument into a pretzel, and I'm not inclined to debate it with you if you can't even get my own points right in refuting them. For example:

      "When you say "it's entertainment, not a cure for cancer," it looks like you're trying to minimize the importance of copyright and from that angle attack those who violate it."

      The problem is that it's pretty clear that ISN'T what I'm doing in that sentence - so if you intend to put words in my mouth and turn me into a straw man, I have nothing more to say to you.

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    14. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Then the person to whom I replied also made a mild insult when he made a blanket statement that piracy is immoral, did he not?

      Well, no. Whether or not piracy is moral will rage on for years. The subjectivity of morality is rarely up for debate. It's the difference between saying Java is a good/bad programming language vs. Java is object oriented programming.

      Really? What's wrong with it? This interview [torrentfreak.com] with movie director Sam Bozzo gives an interesting perspective on pre-release leaks. Essentially, he says that the only works (in his case, movies) that are actually harmed by pre-release leaks are mediocre or bad movies that rely on hype and marketing to bring people into the theater. Pre-release leaks allow people to determine for themselves whether a certain movie is good or bad, and let's not forget that the experience of seeing a movie in the theater cannot be pirated, so it's entirely likely that good movies that are leaked online prior to release will draw in a larger audience than those that don't leak. Bad movies, on the other hand, will financially suffer, which is exactly what's supposed to happen.

      The "ethical pirate" argument if I may quote a commenter from that site. They exist all right, but I find the director to be way too optimistic. I'm reminded of things like how Japan pretty much refuses to sell games in either China, or Korea due to the high amount of piracy there. Or how folks use the I'm a poor student excuse while not even tipping a meager dollar towards the media they like. Hopefully we'll culturally evolve so that we feel morally obligated to support works of art we enjoy, but I don't believe we're quite there yet. Bozzo created a socially relevant movie, and a niche movie on a topic interesting to the technologically inclined. I wonder if he would've recouped his loss if he used the 100k from used on his first movie to create a A list game for example.

    15. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1

      The "ethical pirate" argument if I may quote a commenter from that site. They exist all right, but I find the director to be way too optimistic. I'm reminded of things like how Japan pretty much refuses to sell games in either China, or Korea due to the high amount of piracy there. Or how folks use the I'm a poor student excuse while not even tipping a meager dollar towards the media they like. Hopefully we'll culturally evolve so that we feel morally obligated to support works of art we enjoy, but I don't believe we're quite there yet. Bozzo created a socially relevant movie, and a niche movie on a topic interesting to the technologically inclined. I wonder if he would've recouped his loss if he used the 100k from used on his first movie to create a A list game for example.

      Refusing to sell a creative work in a certain region guarantees that that work will be pirated and that the creator will earn nothing because there is no legal way to buy the content. How does this teach those pirates a lesson again?

      I think you're too critical of the file sharing community. The majority of what Internet trolls will call selfish freeloaders are actually fans who do, in fact, buy content to support the artists (reminder: artists, not corporate middleman distributors) they like. No content industries are dying an agonizing death despite their cries to the contrary, so I'm not sure why you think we're a civilization of people who don't believe in supporting good content creators.

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    16. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1

      Don't be a twat, if morality were purely subjective, there would be nothing wrong with someone being a child rapist and murderer, as long as he thought it was OK.

      No, because those actions involve the rape/murder of other people, which copyright infringement doesn't.

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    17. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Refusing to sell a creative work in a certain region guarantees that that work will be pirated and that the creator will earn nothing because there is no legal way to buy the content. How does this teach those pirates a lesson again?

      You forget that virtually no Korean, or Chinese person can understand Japanese. There isn't any noticeable piracy unless one considers the few games that aren't language dependent, and the even fewer games that will be fan translated. But assuming there IS a common language, (like games released in the U.S but not the EU or Australia) then I agree the game maker won't get money and there will be piracy. But considering that distribution and promotion also costs money, it can be economical to just let that happen. I don't really consider cases like these to be punishing anyone, since how can someone want a game they probably don't know exists?

      I think you're too critical of the file sharing community. The majority of what Internet trolls will call selfish freeloaders are actually fans who do, in fact, buy content to support the artists (reminder: artists, not corporate middleman distributors) they like. No content industries are dying an agonizing death despite their cries to the contrary, so I'm not sure why you think we're a civilization of people who don't believe in supporting good content creators

      With the exception of indie works, is there a real difference between artist, and corporate middleman distributor? I think you're oversimplifying the pirate demographics. Though I must admit I've no real academic statistics, I've found that in the U.S at least, the younger pirates (13 through college) are the "selfish freeloaders" as you call them with very few exceptions. Those older folks are more ethical, it seems to come with having a full time job. Things are quite different in Asia (with the maybe exception of Japan), everyone pirates there with no concern for the creators.

    18. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1

      You forget that virtually no Korean, or Chinese person can understand Japanese. There isn't any noticeable piracy unless one considers the few games that aren't language dependent, and the even fewer games that will be fan translated. But assuming there IS a common language, (like games released in the U.S but not the EU or Australia) then I agree the game maker won't get money and there will be piracy. But considering that distribution and promotion also costs money, it can be economical to just let that happen. I don't really consider cases like these to be punishing anyone, since how can someone want a game they probably don't know exists?

      So shouldn't your original statement be amended to "I'm reminded of things like how Japan pretty much refuses to sell games in either China, or Korea due to the language barrier, although they get to use piracy as an excuse."

      With the exception of indie works, is there a real difference between artist, and corporate middleman distributor?

      What? What kind of question is that? Artists are the people with the actual creative talent who put their time and energy into a creative work. Corporate middleman distributors take ownership of the work and get to keep the vast majority of any profits it makes, in exchange for paying the artist pennies on the dollar and for distributing it. The Internet is taking away the need for the corporate middleman distributor by letting the artist release the work online. Also, artists are not famous for egregious abuses of copyright and harassment of the public, whereas the corporate middleman distributors are. Which one should we be supporting again?

      I think you're oversimplifying the pirate demographics. Though I must admit I've no real academic statistics, I've found that in the U.S at least, the younger pirates (13 through college) are the "selfish freeloaders" as you call them with very few exceptions. Those older folks are more ethical, it seems to come with having a full time job.

      I'm oversimplifying the pirate demographics?

      Things are quite different in Asia (with the maybe exception of Japan), everyone pirates there with no concern for the creators.

      Aren't those, you know, really poor countries whose citizens don't want to spend a month's wages on a CD?

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    19. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      So shouldn't your original statement be amended to "I'm reminded of things like how Japan pretty much refuses to sell games in either China, or Korea due to the language barrier, although they get to use piracy as an excuse."

      The interest in Japanese pop culture has existed in Asia long before the U.S caught on, and arguably it's even more popular there. Yet, China gets virtually no entertainment imports from Japan, and Korea gets some things anime, movies, etc, but video games almost never get there. And it's not just the Japanese, Korea doesn't have a real gaming industry outside of MMOs for this exact same reason.

      What? What kind of question is that? Artists are the people with the actual creative talent who put their time and energy into a creative work. Corporate middleman distributors take ownership of the work and get to keep the vast majority of any profits it makes, in exchange for paying the artist pennies on the dollar and for distributing it. The Internet is taking away the need for the corporate middleman distributor by letting the artist release the work online. Also, artists are not famous for egregious abuses of copyright and harassment of the public, whereas the corporate middleman distributors are. Which one should we be supporting again?

      Indeed, let me amend the question. What's the difference between the two when I go out to buy something not indie? If I wanted to buy Spore and support the artist, do I get a special method of paying for it that ignores the middle man?

      I'm oversimplifying the pirate demographics?

      Yes, you seem to see the pirates as a universal force of good, that supports the industry without taking anything else into consideration. A game geared towards a large demographic like Spore might recoup it's losses if they tried being piracy friendly, but would a game geared towards folks with no money (aka. kids) like Nintendogs do the same?

      Aren't those, you know, really poor countries whose citizens don't want to spend a month's wages on a CD?

      Some places, not all of them. All of South Korea, China's growing middle class, well parts of any Asian middle class could easily afford to buy legit instead of bootleg, but it doesn't matter, they still buy bootleg/pirate. And I'm not just talking about expensive imports here, I'm also looking at stuff produced locally that's fairly affordable.

    20. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 1
      Forgive me, but I'm afraid I've lost track. This has what to do with piracy again?

      Indeed, let me amend the question. What's the difference between the two when I go out to buy something not indie? If I wanted to buy Spore and support the artist, do I get a special method of paying for it that ignores the middle man?

      Buying retail? No, as far as I know, there is no such option that lets you skip the publisher and put money directly in the developers' pockets. I see this as a flaw, for what it's worth. I imagine that some games allow you to buy online and download them instead of buying a physical disc from a store; perhaps there are some of those that are sold directly by the devs, but it's almost certainly not mainstream practice for obvious reasons (publishers would have fits).

      One workaround is to donate money directly to the devs if possible. In that situation it could very well be argued that it's okay to download a copy of the game- if you sent Maxis $60 for Spore, for example, bypassing EA entirely.

      Yes, you seem to see the pirates as a universal force of good, that supports the industry without taking anything else into consideration.

      Not really. My position is that I consider piracy a relatively benign act when all things are considered. Everyone agrees that there is some measure of lost sales from noncommercial file sharing. Measuring it is impossible, and it's stupid to just assume that every download is a lost sale. I personally think that the percentage of downloads that would constitute lost sales is rather small, because there are several reasons one might download something from a p2p network that don't involve simply getting the content for free. On the other hand, you can't discount the idea that file sharing helps artists, mostly by spreading their content to a wider audience and the "try before you buy" ethos (essentially the ethical pirate you mentioned earlier). Again, measuring financial benefits from piracy is impossible, which would put us back at square one- but then consider that, as I said earlier, none of the creative industries that have been crying foul about piracy have tanked. In the US, at least, the recording industry has lost a bit of revenue, but there are other explanations for that (such as artificially high sales after the CD first debuted) and the motion picture industry is actually doing better than ever, despite a decade of p2p. Video games are doing fine as far as I know. Same with software and books. This leads me to conclude that piracy does not cause the financial harm that it is purported to cause, which removes the biggest justification for condemning it. For this reason it gets under my skin when people criticize file sharers, because they are attacking a subset of people without good cause.

      Some places, not all of them. All of South Korea, China's growing middle class, well parts of any Asian middle class could easily afford to buy legit instead of bootleg, but it doesn't matter, they still buy bootleg/pirate. And I'm not just talking about expensive imports here, I'm also looking at stuff produced locally that's fairly affordable.

      Then let's be honest- I know that copyright law gives the rights holder the right to determine how their work is sold, etc etc, but if the price is high enough to discourage people from buying the legit product and to drive them towards a pirated version, why not lower the price? Or otherwise make the offer more attractive?

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    21. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Forgive me, but I'm afraid I've lost track. This has what to do with piracy again?

      Well, not much I guess. You made a remark where you mentioned wanting to support artists, but not the middleman. Since most piracy affects both, I was wondering why you drew the distinction. But I'm pretty sure I get why now.

      Not really. My position is that I consider piracy a relatively benign act when all things are considered. Everyone agrees that there is some measure of lost sales from noncommercial file sharing. Measuring it is impossible, and it's stupid to just assume that every download is a lost sale. I personally think that the percentage of downloads that would constitute lost sales is rather small, because there are several reasons one might download something from a p2p network that don't involve simply getting the content for free. On the other hand, you can't discount the idea that file sharing helps artists, mostly by spreading their content to a wider audience and the "try before you buy" ethos (essentially the ethical pirate you mentioned earlier). Again, measuring financial benefits from piracy is impossible, which would put us back at square one- but then consider that, as I said earlier, none of the creative industries that have been crying foul about piracy have tanked. In the US, at least, the recording industry has lost a bit of revenue, but there are other explanations for that (such as artificially high sales after the CD first debuted) and the motion picture industry is actually doing better than ever, despite a decade of p2p. Video games are doing fine as far as I know. Same with software and books. This leads me to conclude that piracy does not cause the financial harm that it is purported to cause, which removes the biggest justification for condemning it. For this reason it gets under my skin when people criticize file sharers, because they are attacking a subset of people without good cause.

      Do you have any numbers for the industry profits? Not demanding them or anything (god knows I'm not using citations), but you would be helping my search. Still overall, I believe this is where I should just agree to disagree. While it may be true that piracy is benign or even a boost, I'm still of the opinion that the moral pirates are a minority of pirates (probably due to an Asian background) and therefore not an ethical bunch overall. Not to mention, even if you manage to convince me pirates in the U.S are ok, you'll have a much harder time convincing me universal piracy (especially in Asia) is ok.

      Then let's be honest- I know that copyright law gives the rights holder the right to determine how their work is sold, etc etc, but if the price is high enough to discourage people from buying the legit product and to drive them towards a pirated version, why not lower the price? Or otherwise make the offer more attractive?

      I know Microsoft does just that, so it probably isn't a stretch to say Sony, Square Enix, etc. tried that as well. I can only assume piracy, the lowered prices (eh, and probably a bit of racial drama) made such practices impractical.

  6. Should have never used Crysis engine on this film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It limited them to 24fps and I think it shows.

  7. Old news by Pojut · · Score: 5, Informative

    These ludicrous lawsuits are already in jeopardy, as the judge has ruled they have to prove a valid legal reason to roll up all these John/Jane Does in one lawsuit. Rightfully so. I have no problem with them suing these people, but trying to roll them up into single lawsuits so that their filing costs and complexity remain low is abuse of the justice system.

    1. Re:Old news by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The point in question is "Rule 20, which Judge Collyer referenced in her order, plaintiffs may only join defendants in a lawsuit if:

              * They assert any right to relief jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and
              * Any question of law or fact common to all plaintiffs will arise in the action."

      I'm just glad they haven't needed Rule 30 yet.

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    2. Re:Old news by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with them suing downloaders for the $19.95 they would have spent if they had bought the movie, perhaps even $59.85 with treble damages. Anything more than that is extortion, not actual damages. Uploading, that is a different story.

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    3. Re:Old news by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad they haven't needed Rule 30 yet.

      Rule 30? I'd be more concerned with Rule 34.

      Have you seen some of these judges? I definitely don't want to see them sans robes.

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    4. Re:Old news by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Rule 34 was what I was going for. Guess it got crossed in my mind with Wolfram's Rule 30. I fail.

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    5. Re:Old news by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't want to see Stephen Wolfram without his robes, either.

    6. Re:Old news by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Uploading, sue for treble damages, per upload, as well... if you prove each and every unique upload.

    7. Re:Old news by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't want to see Stephen Wolfram without his robes, either.

      And what about his wizard hat?

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  8. His films are financed by the public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't Uwe Boll's films financed by the public in the first place?

    1. Re:His films are financed by the public by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Aren't Uwe Boll's films financed by the public in the first place?

      Last I read German law was changed so that he could no longer use German taxpayers' money to fund bad movies, which is why his budgets have dropped dramatically. Though I haven't really been keeping up on what he's been doing in the last couple of years.

    2. Re:His films are financed by the public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tax law loophole has been fixed for a while but it's still a nice anecdote.

      Originally investors could use tax write-offs for the money dumped into money graves like Uwe Boll's movies. After all, what better way to lose money on one side, reducing taxes on the other side than to invest in the production of turds most people wouldn't even watch if you paid them to?

  9. Sue film makers for bad movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell me why we shouldn't have on-demand refunds from movie theatres, in order to protect us from bad movies? If I, the person who paid to see the film, thinks it isn't worth the money I paid, then I should get my money back, or at lesat 50%. Should I sue them to get my money back?

    1. Re:Sue film makers for bad movies by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      You can get a refund. But don't sit through the entire move and then go demand a refund. That would be like eating an entire meal then saying you don't want to pay because it wasn't good enough. How bad could it have been if you finished the whole thing? Leave in the first 20 minutes or so (you'll know if it's bad by then) and go find a manager to demand a refund.

      I almost did that with Battlefield Earth but it was like watching a slow-motion pileup on an icy road. I just couldn't stop watching. They should have given out "I survived" t-shirts after that movie.

    2. Re:Sue film makers for bad movies by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Tell me why we shouldn't have on-demand refunds from movie theatres, in order to protect us from bad movies?

      Because of the huge number of cheap-arses about who would miraculously never find a film they didn't think was bad, I would imagine.

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  10. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    I made my choice years ago. Not to watch any of it. But if I was going to, I'd toss a Jolly Roger on my car and drive around yelling YAARRRR! At passing motorists.

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  11. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure fire 100% guaranteed way

    ...to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Actually, you are wrong, I can sue you for just about anything I want, but that doesn't mean the courts are going to rule in my favour, or even have the lawsuit at all, they could just through it away, like they are doing now.

    But all in all, there is no way sure fire way to not get sued.

    I'll ignore the whole bit about pirating movies and why some people do it, that's a broken record that can be found on about 10% of slashdot articles.

  12. in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I had not heard of any of this latest batch of lawsuits being thrown out. Where's the link to that story?

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    1. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Pojut · · Score: 2, Informative

      You already responded to a post where I put up a link, but just in case others miss it and are curious, Ars had the story a few days ago.

    2. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I don't think any of these cases have actually been thrown out yet, so perhaps the poster should have used the future tense.

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    3. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Pojut · · Score: 1

      For clarification, that story is about the possibility of them being thrown out and required to be refiled as individual lawsuits. Not quite the same as thrown out, full stop...but still.

    4. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14,000 does x approximately $200 filing fee = 2.8 million investment in a crap shoot. Now take the research 30 min. - 1 hour for preliminary review by a tech-monkey at 20-30 bucks an hour to determine whether each one of those John Does is worth the 200 dollars to file and your looking at another minimum of 140k.

    5. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      On the 4500+ defendant case they currently have less than a week to show that the defendants are jointly liable (1/2 the requirement for naming co-defendants, the other half is that they are named under the same violation).

      Since these are separate individuals committing separate acts, there is no way they can be jointly liable.

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  13. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Er, they've sued innocents before... I'm sure that's not true in the majority of cases but it does happen.

  14. err, no. dream on. by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The more people get sued, the more ridiculous it will seem to the outside observer, and the more support there will be for copyright reform.

    Sorry, but your expectation rest on the assumption that politicians gives a flying f_ck, and that somehow common sense would prevail in a system where every politician is bought and paid for by special interest groups.

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    1. Re:err, no. dream on. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Hey, politicians do care. They care deeply about the copyright situation. They'll submit legislation that will fix it all up perfectly as soon as the lobbyists' check clears and the lobbyist-written legislation goes through a few more drafts.

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    2. Re:err, no. dream on. by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      The only thing they care about is re-election, and if enough people are angry about something they will, like magnets, align themselves with whatever the more powerful current is generating.

      When it's obvious that the people will vote you out for maintaining the status quo, you'll change your mind. So you just tell the people who bought your vote that while you appreciate the campaign contribution, the contribution was to enable you to stay in office, and you can't do that if you vote against the reform. Then the blackmail, I have to pass this now, but if you want me to water it down after the election, make sure I'm elected again.

      The cycle continues, and gradually people who give a crap pressure the laws into something sensible. Yes it takes a very long time, and meanwhile they are passing other absurd bills that will take a long time to get around. Eventually the system works, it requires patience and voting and especially letting your congress critter know you're watching them.

  15. Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hereby declare that on July 1st through July 4th we will celebrate the Independence of these United States by having a four day hunting season on trial lawyers. No bag limit! We do need certain rules to ensure fair chase:
    1. No hunting within 200 feet of an Ambulance.
    2. No standing on a corner yelling "Free Scotch".

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    1. Re:Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Trail lawyers are the ones pushing all of these suits to get richer. How is that off topic?
      This whole lawsuit crazy society is the product of lawyer greed and people wanting something for nothing.

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    2. Re:Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hunting Rules

      1. Any person with a valid State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

      2. Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

      3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

      4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

      5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash”, “ambulance”, or “free Perrier” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

      6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

      7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

      8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

      9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

      10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

      11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

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    3. Re:Let's solve the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trail lawyers? neat idea.

    4. Re:Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Why are lawyers allowed to moderate the above 2 posts?

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    5. Re:Let's solve the real problem by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if you are ever called to defend yourself you will need the services of a competent attorney. If you don't object to things at the right time, it's very hard to get information un-"introduced" later, and there are other little games and tricks ("procedures") you have to know about in order to get a fair trial.

      It is therefore my opinion that the entire concept of a trial is the real problem. You can't have justice when the only way to prove the truth is to a) follow arcane rules, b) know about every possibly relevant ruling, c) catch the other side when they make a faulty step or argument. The sheer number of people who ended up on death row and were later proven guilty, despite the higher burden of proof, should be all the evidence we need to declare courtrooms a sham.

      You have to have a good attorney to prove the truth, and most of the better ones do private practice instead of being the provided attorney to people who can't pay. So you automatically have a financial bias in place, even before determining the relative worth of each side and their ability to bolster their legal teams.

      The end result of all of this is that an attorney can be used for good or evil - they must represent their client's interests to the best of their ability, even if everyone knows the dude is guilty. A technicality or impropriety is all it takes for a great trial to go down in flames, and the bad guys back out on the streets. This is the real problem.

      As for the grandparent post, it's most likely that a group of lawyers calling themselves the US Copyright Group is drumming up business. A few bits of data collection, and few thousand letters, and they get fees paid from whatever they can scare people into spending. It's not flamebait, it's an accurate representation of business practice.

  16. Re:Should have never used Crysis engine on this fi by cyphercell · · Score: 1

    Shill! You're attempting to generate piracy and it shows.

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  17. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Problem is, it's not. It's only about a 99.9% sure-fire way, give or take. :S

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  18. Not the case by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's multiple problems:

    1) The software they use to determine who is downloading a movie may not give accurate results. This was particularly true with Kazza Lite. You could ask it for a list of IPs of people on a share and it would return incorrect results. So, maybe your IP got reported incorrectly.

    2) Your ISP could give them incorrect information. Perhaps their logs of who had the IP at a given time were incorrect. Let's not pretend like software never fucks up. Perhaps they got tampered with (it is just text files after all). Maybe one of their admins was doing the downloading and falsified the logs to cover his tracks.

    3) Your net connection could have been used without your knowledge. Unless you are really serious about wireless security, someone could have used it. Many people run open APs or WEP and that can easily be bypassed. So it is perfectly possible for someone to have used your connection to download.

    That is one of the many problems with lawsuits like these. You really can't be sure that the people being sued are the people who did the downloading. So not doing it is NOT good enough to prevent you from getting sued. You could still find yourself hit with a lawsuit. You claim "But I didn't do it!" and they say "Ya right, pay us the extortion money or we take you to court."

    1. Re:Not the case by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Not to mention all the possible exploits there are out there. I can tell you with 100% confidence right now that anybody running Skype can be used as a proxy without their knowledge in any way, and its completely untraceable. Computer security for anything other than major business is a joke, and people need to realize that.

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    2. Re:Not the case by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Informative

      While all those points may be valid, don't forget that we're talking about civil law here, not criminal. The standard is preponderance of the evidence, not proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

      So when an IP shows up as having downloaded a file, and the ISP provides the logs which map the IP address to a person, the question before the jury isn't "Does that prove conclusively that that person downloaded a file?" but rather "Given the evidence, is it more likely than not that they did?". The plaintiffs really only have to prove there's a 51% chance you downloaded the file. It's not a very high burden.

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    3. Re:Not the case by Gavrielkay · · Score: 5, Informative

      Last year I received 3 separate emails from my ISP claiming copyright violations. Two were for downloading movies and one for a game title. My household consists of my husband and I - we have no children or room-mates to be messing around with our computers. After each email I called the ISP to tell them that we hadn't downloaded the content and were basically told that their software said we did and they didn't believe us. After much yelling and 2 more emails, we finally figured out that the problem was a cable modem that we had used briefly before switching back to an older model. The new one had gone back to the store where we bought it and evidently was purchased by someone else for use at the same ISP. Given cable company monopolies, this shouldn't be too surprising. Long story short, they still had the MAC address of that returned modem linked to my account. It was only after they blocked access for that MAC address and got a phone call from the other subscriber that they truly believed us. If anyone had gotten sued over this mess, it would have been my husband and I, despite our complete innocence. We would have been essentially blackmailed into settling rather than risk a court believing us as much as the techs at the ISP did.

    4. Re:Not the case by mog007 · · Score: 1

      1 and 2 would be suitable defenses. Unfortunately, 3 is not. If your car is stolen, and you fail to report it as such, and the thief wrecks the car and causes harm to other people, they can actually sue YOU for damages. You have liability for whatever people are doing with your connection. Even if they hacked your W.E.P. password, you are still responsible for whatever they do.

      It's shitty, but it's civil law. The rules on evidence aren't as stringent.

    5. Re:Not the case by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      A proxy for what? Other people's Skype comms, or do you mean an actual piggyback exploit? And please provide some references for the claim - like they say, (dis)trust, but verify...

    6. Re:Not the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about option 4. They just do a search through emule or equivalent for whatever movie/program they want to sue people for then log all the ips downloading that file without actually downloading the file to check if it is real.
      I recently got a letter from my ISP stating that i had downloaded an italian version of autocad. For starters i dont speak italian nor have any reason to use autocad. So i checked my recent files i had downloaded which matched the file size
      from the email. Turns out it was some blue movie i had downloaded.

    7. Re:Not the case by slarrg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then that means we could have a huge class-action lawsuit against any ISP for virus infections or any company that had their computers botneted.

      I've never understood why companies who have a professional IT staff are held blameless when their systems are infiltrated but the average Joe with no real computer expertise is expected to be responsible for the exploits of his systems. Why do we expect a cable subscriber to be able to lock down their network when AT&T cannot?

    8. Re:Not the case by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      The Internet says you're wrong: http://insurance.freeadvice.com/insurance_help.php/102_170_601.htm

      ---linuxrocks123

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    9. Re:Not the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Fuck that is really scary.

    10. Re:Not the case by subble · · Score: 1

      The frequency of these lawsuits will skyrocket. It's an easy way for lawyers to make a buck. Why? Because everything that the lawyers need to prove to support a claim in civil court is documented automatically by the torrent process. I don't think there is a legal solution, but there is a simple technical one: Strongly encrypt the torrent payload (i.e., the movie, tv show, album, etc.) Do NOT include the password in the torrent. Instead, include in the torrent a link to a site somewhere outside US jurisdiction that has the password. That way the only thing that the lawyers could prove was that someone downloaded an encrypted movie, tv show, etc. But the lawyers could not show that the downloader ever was able to extract the copy of the movie, tv show, etc., from the torrent. The only source to show that the downloader had the password would be the logs of the site where the password was posted. If that site is outside US jurisdiction, it would be cost prohibitive for the law firm to get the evidence that the downloader obtained the password. Most likely, the lawyers could not even ask the downloader if he or she ever obtained the password, because of the Fifth Amendment prohibition against self-incrimination. Bottom line: The addition of encrypting the torrent payload, but including a link to the password, will make these lawsuits too expensive, and they will dry up.

    11. Re:Not the case by sorak · · Score: 1

      That, and the jury is predisposed to assume that if you're being sued, you're probably guilty.

    12. Re:Not the case by celery+stalk · · Score: 1

      There's a surprising bit here which you didn't touch on, nor did the other AC. You had one cable modem active on your account, then bought the new modem at the store. Activated it, used it, then returned it and started using your old modem. You could have just left out the part about having to re-activate the old modem, but considering the new purchasers of the modem were able to get online and it was tied to your account still, makes me think you didn't have to. I can see the new owners actions...plug in the modem, go online to activation page..."Hey, it works already! Sweet!". If they were smart enough to put 2&2 together, they would have realized they're now getting free internet AND won't have to worry about any DCMA notices for P2P usage. Once it stopped working, they could get a new modem and activate it normally. Obviously since they just called in to cust service...that wasn't the case. To summarize, bad cable company.

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    13. Re:Not the case by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1

      You are correct, both modems were still authorized on my account. Plugging the old one back in just worked, and presumably you are also correct that the new owner of the other modem plugged it in and *poof* instant access. Even after this was discovered and proven to the tech's satisfaction, we had to wait about a month for all their internal legal folks to sign off and "officially" remove those complaints from my account.

  19. Re:LOL? Wut? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article I linked to:

    "A brief entry in the official court docket lays out the order. "MINUTE ORDER requiring Plaintiff to show cause in writing no later than June 21, 2010 why Doe Defendants 2 through 2000 should not be dismissed for misjoinder under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 20," wrote the judge in The Steam Experiment case. The same order was repeated in a separate case targeting 4,577 users alleged to have shared the film Far Cry."

    Let's take a look at Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 20:

    "Persons may join in one action as plaintiffs if:

    (A) they assert any right to relief jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and

    (B) any question of law or fact common to all plaintiffs will arise in the action. "

    Unless all of these people were a part of some vast conspiracy to download the same movie from the same source en mass, they can't be joined together in a single lawsuit. Explain how my post is wrong, based on the entry in the court docket and Procedure 20.

  20. Re:Take that pirates! by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's play "who's a bigger threat to society"

    On the one hand, we have internet pirates. They click buttons in the privacy of their own homes, and watch movies for free.

    On the other hand, we have you, who seems to think getting raped in the ass is a just consequence for copying bits.

    So, America. Who would you feel safer living next to?

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  21. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Spewns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Also a sure fire 100% guaranteed way to get modded into oblivion I'm sure, but whatever. I just have to ask though: Who the fuck is pirating a Uwe Boll movie? You deserve to get sued morons.

    Actually, you're going to (or should) get modded down because this is flamebait. "If you don't want to get sued for doing X, don't do X" is an extremely shallow, closed-minded and unintelligent oversimplification that assumes people should be able to be sued for doing X in the first place.

  22. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Also a sure fire 100% guaranteed way to get modded into oblivion

    And you'd deserve it because it is false.

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  23. Maybe... by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    He's preparing for an impending class-action lawsuit by film-goers. I know the first time I saw a Uwe Boll "film" I was told I paid to see a movie and not the disastrous pile of shit that it was.

  24. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

    Well yeah, but if it's illegal and you do it, you can be sued. Talking about whether it should be on /. is a waste of time.

  25. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, given the number of people who have been sued, the well-known cases of them suing innocents, and the number of people likely to be downloading movies...

    I'd say you are just about as likely to be sued if you pirate as if you don't. The average chance of being sued is near-zero, really, and the chances of them making an error are high enough that the difference between the two likelihoods is statistical noise.

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  26. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the other hand, it's a valid point.

    The law is pretty clear on whether copyright violation is legal or not.

    Using the "I'm not likely to be one of the people they choose to pursue action against" strategy seems, as time goes on, to be a less-than-optimal one.

    But since we're commenting on flamebait mods... the whole article is flamebait for slashdot. The only reason this is newsworthy is because it includes Uwe Boll, make of some of the most nerd-despised movies on the planet. It's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers -- the only reason this article made the main page is so we can flame (1) entities that pursue enforcement of their IP rights and (2) that director of tripe, Uwe Boll.

    Seriously, it's hard to complain about flamebait posts when that's the very nature of the article.

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  27. A countersuit in the works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People that pirated Uwe Boll movies are now suing to get the 90 minutes of their life back as well as pain and suffering. If the countersuits get lumped together it's believed the pain and suffering for Uwe Boll movies could bankrupt Hollywood.

  28. What? by uofitorn · · Score: 1

    This is all fine and dandy, however, when you are considered the world's worst director and you largely finance films through your own holding company.

    And people said I was dumb, but I proved them!

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  29. On the other hand... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are they seriously trying to convince me that someone would want to pirate Uwe Boll's movies?

    I sure as Hell wouldn't *PAY* for a copy...

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    1. Re:On the other hand... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll pirate one for $100! (No, Mr. Boll, you give $100, then I'll pirate it!)

    2. Re:On the other hand... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      One of these days he's going to hit one out of the park, and it'll be "Springtime for Hitler" all over again....

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    3. Re:On the other hand... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      I sure as Hell wouldn't *PAY* for a copy...

      Especially when they are on SyFy channel every night.

    4. Re:On the other hand... by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially when they are on SyFy channel every night.

      That's a good point:
      If you download a movie that has played on a television channel you have a subscription to then doesn't it become an instance of time-shifting, like a VCR or Tivo? It just saves you the bother of having to program your recorder.

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  30. He's got the whole process wrong by interval1066 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't Boll be PAYING people to download his films? What Ed Wood have done?

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  31. Wrong. by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    [Sure fire 100% guaranteed way...]to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Wrong.

    Not doing something doesn't stop you from getting accused of doing it, and a lawsuit is, after all, just a very formal accusation.

    Specifically relevant to copyright and P2P, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the history of Media Sentry and Media Defender.

  32. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well yeah, but if it's illegal and you do it, you can be sued.

    Wrong.

    If it is illegal, you can be sued for doing it, whether or not you actually have done it.

    A major purpose of the trial -- which comes after you have been sued -- is to determine whether or not you did what you were sued for doing. If there was away to assure you were guilty before you were sued, we wouldn't need trials.

  33. How hard is it to plant evidence against someone? by KPexEA · · Score: 1

    Is it possible for someone to make it look like your IP address is downloading from a torrent when you are not?

  34. Re:LOL? Wut? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless all of these people were a part of some vast conspiracy to download the same movie from the same source en mass, they can't be joined together in a single lawsuit. Explain how my post is wrong, based on the entry in the court docket and Procedure 20.

    What does people joining together as plaintiffs (Procedure 20) have to do with joining defendants together in court motions?

    Your supporting quote is not relevant, whether or not your point is correct.

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  35. Re:LOL? Wut? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
    Please disregard previous post.

    While you may or may not be correct in your earlier post, the parent to this post uses the wrong section of Procedure 20. What you should have quoted is:

    (2) Defendants.

    Persons -- as well as a vessel, cargo, or other property subject to admiralty process in rem -- may be joined in one action as defendants if:

    (A) any right to relief is asserted against them jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and

    (B) any question of law or fact common to all defendants will arise in the action.

    Seems quite likely that part B may come into play for these type of motions.

    Of course, IANAL, etc, but if you're going to ask someone to refute your point given a quoted piece of text -- may be a good idea to cite the relevant material :)

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  36. Alone in the Dark by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Uwe Boll's wikipedia entry (this is priceless): "Another reviewer wrote that Alone in the Dark was "so poorly built, so horribly acted and so sloppily stitched together that it's not even at the straight-to-DVD level."[16] For example, in one scene a character who was "killed" can visibly be seen getting up as the actor prematurely made the move to get off the set."

    1. Re:Alone in the Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if something is poorly made it justifies theft? In that case I'll go steal an American car.

    2. Re:Alone in the Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "visibly be seen"? Is there another way?

      -Department of Redundancy Department

    3. Re:Alone in the Dark by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      So, um, are you saying that maybe there is a better explanation for Uwe Boll movies not doing well at the box office than people pirating his ummm....."movies"?

      Because I am.

    4. Re:Alone in the Dark by Deisatru · · Score: 1

      Does that mean it was "Straight to P2P"?

    5. Re:Alone in the Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it justifies it. So, go ahead and steal all American cars, but make sure to leave their owners with a car, but if you find one car that you want, you can steal 200 cars (in case others break down) and you would still be able to leave the original to the owner.

      I have already done that, of the models I like, I have stolen more than there were ever produced, the space requirements are a bitch though.

    6. Re:Alone in the Dark by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      For the n'th time...

      If I take your car without your consent, I am stealing it. You are deprived of your car. I have your car, you do not. My having of your car is mutually exclusive to you having your car.
      If you put your car in a shared parking garage and I copy your car, you are left with the original car. You do not lose your car. I have a copy of your car. We both have your car, and both you and I having your car are not mutually exclusive. The original maker of the car got his money when you bought the car, or when the person you bought the car from bought the car. They did not get the money from the second hand sale of the car, if you bought it second hand, so they did not get the money from my copying of the car. No money changed hands. You have lost nothing as you still have your car. They have lost nothing as they would not have received remuneration from me buying your car from you. No loss has been incurred by any party in this transaction. In fact, you may not even realise that I have a copy of your car.

      Now, go and recite 100 times "Piracy is not theft" and we'll forget this ever happened, ok?

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    7. Re:Alone in the Dark by sco08y · · Score: 1

      So if something is poorly made it justifies theft? In that case I'll go steal an American car.

      You can try, but you may be shot by an American firearm.

    8. Re:Alone in the Dark by sorak · · Score: 1

      From Uwe Boll's wikipedia entry (this is priceless):

      "Another reviewer wrote that Alone in the Dark was "so poorly built, so horribly acted and so sloppily stitched together that it's not even at the straight-to-DVD level."[16] For example, in one scene a character who was "killed" can visibly be seen getting up as the actor prematurely made the move to get off the set."

      Maybe she should have done that two hours sooner and saved herself some embarrassment.

    9. Re:Alone in the Dark by McDozer · · Score: 1

      I'm so sick of seeing this argument. No you are not depriving the original owner of the data from their copy of the data, however, you are getting for free data which should be paid for which pretty much amounts to theft...if not theft there is some other definition that fits it better but it is still WRONG.

      You are getting for free what some entity put money, time and effort into to create when you should be paying for it. You are depriving the entity that created the content you are copying of their just compensation which is theft. Quit justifying piracy with this stupid argument it is pathetic. If you write a program and charge $20 for it you expect to be paid $20. When I buy your $20 program then make a copy and give it to my buddy for free you just lost $20. You can argue that maybe he wouldn't have bought it so it isn't a lost sale but that is beside the point the fact is he has your $20 product and you received no compensation for your investment of time/energy/money whatever. Which to any remotely sane person is wrong. Slashdot seems to be full of all these twits who think they should get all their software/music/movies/games for free. If the creators are not profiting from the things they create they will stop making it. Then where are you going to get all your software/music/movies/games from when no one makes it anymore because it is a collosal waste of time because it is completely unprofitable. These people have to eat to you selfish bastard.

    10. Re:Alone in the Dark by McDozer · · Score: 1

      Replying to my post. I think what Boll's people are doing here is wrong and I'm not advocating this mafia like law attack.....but still. Pay for the content you consume don't copy it because of some twisted sense of ethics and reality you have conjured up to serve your own highly selfish personal wants.

    11. Re:Alone in the Dark by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Two issues. Firstly, that copy of the program did not cost $20 to produce. No extra effort on the part of the programmer of publisher went in to making that copy of that program available to me than the effort made in making the copy available to you. If anything your copy of the software should now be $19.99, as the costs to the manufacturer did not increase with the production of that copy, but the value of the copies in existence (forced into a premium market by artificial scarcity) has decreased. Therefore, as the manufacturer's costs have not increased, they have not lost money by the copy being produced.

      Now, when you give me the copy, you claim that it is a "lost sale" for the publisher. This is not the case for one simple reason: I would not buy the program for the price they sell it at. It is not worth that to me. Let's take Photoshop as an example. Many print houses use some extremely advanced features of that program, many of which I have difficulty pronouncing let alone understanding the use of. However, I just want to airbrush a blemish from a photograph of me to post on HotorNot. This program costs many hundreds of pounds, and I am not going to pay for it to perform this one task. I have no other means of performing this task than using this software (GIMP, Paint.NET etc don't achieve the same result). I cannot get that single feature any other way than by using the full program. Do I do without, or do I justify my decision to not pay $x00 for one feature (or music track, for that matter) with the artificial scarcity situation outlined above? Not an ideal analogy, but it illustrates my point.

      FWIW, devil's advocate. I don't infringe on copyright anymore.

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    12. Re:Alone in the Dark by Andorin · · Score: 1
      Wow, look at all the fallacies...

      No you are not depriving the original owner of the data from their copy of the data, however, you are getting for free data which should be paid for which pretty much amounts to theft

      Theft is an attribute to property. Do you believe that information can be property? If the two are the same, when does your house become public domain?

      You can argue that maybe he wouldn't have bought it so it isn't a lost sale but that is beside the point the fact is he has your $20 product and you received no compensation for your investment of time/energy/money whatever.

      Terrible argument. It would work in a situation where the product is scarce (ie, a physical object) and actually creating a copy of it requires resources and investment, but when you're dealing with digital files, the cost of reproduction is zero and it can be carried out by people other than the manufacturer/artist. Expecting to be paid for every single copy in such an environment is unbelievably stupid.

      Slashdot seems to be full of all these twits who think they should get all their software/music/movies/games for free.

      It's much easier to pretend that there's a Slashdot groupthink conspiracy against you than to admit that your beliefs are not centered in reality, isn't it?

      If the creators are not profiting from the things they create they will stop making it. Then where are you going to get all your software/music/movies/games from when no one makes it anymore because it is a collosal waste of time because it is completely unprofitable.

      Excuse me, but people were making music long before copyright was thought up. People are making free content- lots of it- nowadays that can be freely copied and distributed without paying the artist a cent. People will continue to produce creative works long after copyright is gone. Your assertion that financial compensation through sale of copies is essential to the creative process is total bullshit: real artists create out of love for the content itself, not to make money.

      These people have to eat to you selfish bastard.

      -1 flamebait.

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  37. Re:LOL? Wut? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

    GAH!

    Thanks for pointing that out. here is the relevant portion, from the same link:

    Persons -- as well as a vessel, cargo, or other property subject to admiralty process in rem -- may be joined in one action as defendants if:

    (A) any right to relief is asserted against them jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and

    (B) any question of law or fact common to all defendants will arise in the action.

  38. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But since we're commenting on flamebait mods... the whole article is flamebait for slashdot. The only reason this is newsworthy is because it includes Uwe Boll, make of some of the most nerd-despised movies on the planet. It's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers -- the only reason this article made the main page is so we can flame (1) entities that pursue enforcement of their IP rights and (2) that director of tripe, Uwe Boll.

    I disagree. I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign. The reason this issue gets under my skin is the egregious abuse of copyright and the court system, not because of the person doing it.

    Saying that "it's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers" is dangerous- do you want such actions to become the accepted norm?

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  39. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Bysshe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    100% sure fire way of not getting sued for pirating movies...

    move to Canada. Or most European countries. or other places where corporations don't control the government nearly as much.

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  40. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    Given the "evidence" amounts to text files and screenshots collected by the plaintiff, you're insane if you think that it has any bearing on reality.

    Hey, look, it seems 0.0.0.0 is downloading a movie!

  41. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought suing was a civil case. If something is illegal, isn't that a criminal case? Different situation - in a criminal case the plaintiff is a government (The State of California, or whatever), whereas in a civil case the plaintiff is the entity doing the suing.

    For a country as litigious as the US, I'm surprised you got this wrong :-) Don't they cover basic law in kindergarten?

  42. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Saying that "it's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers" is dangerous- do you want such actions to become the accepted norm?

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright. If copyright law gets changed, then my actions may change. Until then, I buy the media I choose to consume, and if I don't think the price is right -- I do without.

    The key reason the pursuit of action against violators is not newsworthy is that we know it happens frequently. This is nothing new. What would be more newsworthy are articles about how enforcement is changing, or articles about how the law itself is changing. Yet another copyright holder suing due to infringement just isn't news anymore.

    One other note:

    I disagree. I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign.

    You must be new here :) . Luckily for us, since Germany (and other countries) closed the tax loophole investors in his films were taking advantage of, he hasn't been getting a lot of work. The tax loophole is what made his bombs profitable despite their dismal ratings.

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  43. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by KPexEA · · Score: 1

    What I meant was, is it possible for someone to write some sort of program that constantly makes it look like a bunch of people are torrenting a particular file when they are not. They could then put in the IP addresses of a bunch of "enemies" in the hopes that they get caught. Is that possible?

  44. Maybe... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    Maybe Ewe should take another route, one that was quite successful the last time he did it.

    "I think he's a jerk. This might be PR but I don't want to keep getting punched in the head." Jeff Sneider, 2006

    If they don't agree with you, beat the shit out of them.

  45. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by schon · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, it's a valid point.

    No. In order to be a valid point, it must be true, and the idea that "if you don't do it you won't get caught" has been proven false. Specifically, innocence is no guarantee that you won't get sued.

  46. a broken record? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    got a torrent?

    1. Re:a broken record? by sorak · · Score: 1

      got a torrent?

      No, but still enough to be annoying.

  47. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    Simple answer is, it depends.

    IP spoofing is not impossible, but is prohibitively difficult (nigh impossible) on the internet as a whole. It would be possible to do it on smaller networks, however. ISP-level is possible, and I would be surprised if there have not been cases of people tricking ISP hardware into thinking they were someone else. There is quite a lot an "unlocked" modem can do, which is why ISPs will cut your service if they find out you're using one.

    So yes, it is possible. However, the number of people sued is tiny compared to the number of people who downloaded the movies. It would not be a good way to get back at people you dislike, since more likely than not it would go totally unnoticed, and it takes an extreme effort on your part.

    Now, this is Uwe Boll, so it is quite possible that more people are being sued than actually downloaded the movies. I cannot fathom more than a few hundred people being so desperate for entertainment that they would break the law to see Boll's... erm... masterpieces.

  48. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake me up when they start claiming that 127.0.0.1 is doing the downloading.

  49. Always liked. by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    "The more I think about it old Bill was right, lets kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight."

    The Eagles from "Get over it"

  50. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

    I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign.

    Exactly :-)

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  51. Re:Take that pirates! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the one hand, we have people who copy data without paying the creator. They have a small impact on the creators' financial incentive to create, and potentially reduce the cultural output.

    On the other hand, we have Uwe Boll, who produces films that are so mind shatteringly bad that people need weeks of expensive therapy after watching them, taking money away from competent film makers and causing an entire generation to lose respect for the cinematic medium.

    Finally, we have people who pirate Uwe Boll movies, intentionally spreading them to a large unsuspecting population.

    People in category one are selfish. The person in category two is unfortunate. The people in category three are dangerous sociopaths.

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  52. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, kind of. The torrent app will connect to the tracker (usually via UDP) and send it's IP address. There is an (optional) field in the message your computer sends to the tracker that may contain an IP address. It's possible that if you enter your enemy's IP address there, that it might work on some trackers. If not, you could just spoof the packet's source address to whatever you wanted.

    So you could, yes, but there are better ways to get revenge.

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  53. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by schon · · Score: 1

    D'oh!

    Corrected link here:

    http://dmca.cs.washington.edu/

  54. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I buy the media I choose to consume, and if I don't think the price is right -- I do without.

    I applaud you. Sadly, we appear to be a dying breed. I hear far too many cries and justifications for consuming without paying.

  55. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright. If copyright law gets changed, then my actions may change. Until then, I buy the media I choose to consume, and if I don't think the price is right -- I do without.

    Wow, someone with a grown-up attitude on this topic, posting on /. Thank you.

  56. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure fire 100% guaranteed way to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Hhhm, tell that to the printer at UW that got literally hundreds of DMCA notices.

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  57. Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are plenty of people who are into light to severe masochism out there, easily in the thousands.

    I don't think it's masochism. Sometimes I just want to watch a laughably bad movie. I don't know why, I just do. When I was a kid, I used to love those Saturday afternoon kung fu movies on our local independent station. I didn't just go to see Battlefield Earth, I actually paid good money to see it in a theater. Not even as a matinee. To this day, I'll often watch whatever crapbomb is on Syfy on Saturday or Sunday afternoon. If you think Uwe Boll is bad, try watching Atomic Twister sometime.

    I dunno, it's just fun to sit there and watch a movie thinking, "Whoa, that's three miles past bad." It's also fun to talk about them with my friends. "Oh yeah? You thought that was bad? Let me tell you what I saw last Saturday!"

    By the way, I don't know why you lumped Mortal Kombat with those types of movies. Did it win an Oscar? Hell no, but it was still actually kind of neat and exciting to watch. It actually had some redeeming qualities to it. The fight scene with Subzero was awesome. I thought Linden Ashby's (Johnny Cage) fight with Goro was cool, too. The start of it was hilarious. Anyway, there's a difference between mindless fun action and just plain bad. It was Mortal Kombat. What exactly were you expecting?

    1. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is what it really is all about. Making money out of the first few weeks of really bad movies. Churn out a crap movie and then spend more on advertising the movie than you spent making the movie, select the few isolated best scenes for the preview (even by accident these can occur), pay off the reviewers and generate a profit. No different to the model for the majority of the music industry.

      Streaming kills this revenue stream, everyone learns exactly how bad the movie is and are no longer sucked in by deceitful advertising and disingenuous reviews, so they don't spend their money on a ticket finding out the truly annoying way how much the quality of movies differed from the lies put forward by the advertising.

      So they sueing everyone the streamed the first 10 to 15 minutes and decided not to waste their time and money on a cinema ticket is the only way for them to generate a profit and continue in their degenerate couch castings ways (believe it or not BJ in limos and abusing teenagers with delusions of future movie stardom and major motivators in their business choice, more than the profit).

      So sick liars, doing sick things so that they can continue in their sick ways, now that's just plain sick. All brought to you by lawyers who created and exploit a corrupted legal system, that can specifically victimise the poor.

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    2. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm sorry. Mortal Kombat was, in fact, a piece of shit. Just because it's based on a video game doesn't mean I want it to have a shitty story, poor acting, awful choreography, and bad effects. And yes, it had all those.

      It wasn't the worst of the worst, so it wasn't fun to watch as a bad movie. It wasn't good at all, so it wasn't fun to watch as a good movie. It was just horrible enough to be genuinely horrible.

    3. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Funny

      What exactly were you expecting?

      Shakespeare being recited in Latin, while the other persons head was being beaten in? Blood splatters everywhere...with a touch of humanism.

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    4. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree. Me and my friends used to watch "so bad that it's good" movies a lot. Especially fun in before-parties. Good movies include

    5. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      (believe it or not BJ in limos and abusing teenagers with delusions of future movie stardom and major motivators in their business choice, more than the profit).

      I wonder how much would the average slashdot member do in exchange for BJ in limos and FUN with 20 year old future actresses.

      And I wonder how many DF fans interpreted "FUN" as drowning the actresses in magma.

    6. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by discord5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you think Uwe Boll is bad, try watching Atomic Twister sometime.

      I dare you to find worse than Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It has a kung-fu second coming of Jesus, a priest with a punk hairdo riding a vespa, and a newspaper headline reading "Critical shortage of lesbians". Other than that the movie has no redeemable qualities whatsoever, and the fact that video and audio aren't synchronized very well gets on your nerves pretty fast doesn't help either.

      Having said that, if you like bad horror movies a good laugh is Bad Taste by Peter Jackson, but you probably already have seen it. And Braindead by the same Peter Jackson is still a b-movie classic, worth more than a few laughs.

      A movie like Primer is a good example of the fact that not all low budget movies have to be bad. It's actually a pretty good movie, especially if you're a bit of a geek.

    7. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Joel Robinson, is that you?

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    8. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by VShael · · Score: 1

      Sure. You just want to watch a bad movie, and you don't know why.

      And I'm sure you could stop doing it, anytime you wanted to.

      You just keep telling yourself that... :)

    9. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by csrjjsmp · · Score: 1

      You are crazy. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter was excellent.

    10. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      you forgot:

      • Starship Troopers
      • Battlefield Earth
      • Plan 9 from Outer Space (even for its time the cinematography was AWFUL let alone the acting)
      • Waterworld (although the Director's cut is actually decent)
      • Any View Askew flick (I love Kevin Smith's films esp. Chasing Amy and Clerks. Clerks II sucked though.)
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    11. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      As a BIG fan of the book Starship Troopers. I can't even get through 5 minutes of that movie. The book is brilliant by the way. Very thought provoking, if you have not read it, I suggest you do.
      That said I have a very large collection of Craptastic movies.

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    12. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by kimvette · · Score: 1

      As a BIG fan of the book Starship Troopers. I can't even get through 5 minutes of that movie.

      Well, there is the scene with Denise Richards. . .

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    13. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      To skinny! I just want to make her eat a sandwich.

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    14. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      If you like that kind of movie I suggest El día de la bestia.

    15. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      lets be honest most of the aren't future actresses but more accurately future drug overdoses when after years of extended abuse their dreams of stardom evaporate into nothing but the lies they are. So how many /.ers, well exactly the same number that would deceive, abuse and humiliate someone using lies and a nearly fake business plan, because they consider the height of achievement to be the release of drug brain chemicals from serviced masturbatory sessions. The abuse, demolishing of the pride and humanity of their victims only heightens there pleasure.

      Using /. obviously is not a moral stance ie. you but, the majority on /. are aware of the deciet of mass media sex sells everything and, it is not the defining point for their lives. The satisfaction of the intellect and creativity is their motivator, of course with that comes greater awareness of the reality behind their actions, what they really mean and what real value they have, for the majority abusing people for pleasure really is not where they are at (your thinking the jock strap forums), meaningful relations is what they really want and struggle to achieve (they definitely ain't championing bullshitting Casanova's).

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    16. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      Terror Toons.

      I haven't watched the sequel, but that movie is reigning low-bar and has held the title for 6-7 years for us. In an unprecedented moment, one of my friends leaned over and started punching the one who had picked it out.

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  58. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 1

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright.

    Strictly speaking, this doesn't mean these lawsuits won't affect you.

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  59. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Informative

        That was a pretty good summary of the civil court system. :) But you left out the part that you (the plaintiff) may still will in court on an unjustified lawsuit. A lot of it has to do with how good the lawyers are for both sides. If there is a jury involved, it's all showmanship. Whoever puts on the best show wins.

        Plaintiff with a big budget versus defendant who can barely afford to keep his Internet connection, I'd wager on the plaintiff.

        The only sure way not to get sued is to not be on record anywhere, and never have contact of any sort with anyone. If no one knows who you are, and no one finds out about you, then you're almost safe. That is becoming harder and harder to do though.

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  60. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" is a grown-up attitude?

    We need a culling program for sociopaths, and we need it now.

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  61. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Criminal courts punish people for committing crimes.

        Civil courts allow damages to be applied to the victims.

        Something can be against the law (i.e., illegal), but not be a criminal violation. Then it's handled in civil court.

        Sometimes you can win in one, and lose in the other. Consider the OJ Simpson case. He was found innocent on the criminal charges. He lost in civil court though. I'm not arguing if he did or didn't commit the crime, I'm only commenting on the way it's handled in the legal system.

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  62. Boll has a big job ahead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Trying to win these cases. He has to convince a jury his movies are worth paying for.

  63. Re:Take that pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone who isn't a fucking loser that sits around downloading movies all day. Now go back to masturbating little man, the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's hairy ass.

  64. Re:Take that pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copyright infringement isn't theft. You know that, and you violently agree with it. You just wish you didn't.

  65. No worries here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have abandoned movies and TV as a source of entertainment anyway. I have better things to do with 2 hours of my life. Besides, I sit in front of monitors all day, why would I want to sit in front of stupid programming with mandatory ads on another monitor anyway?

    I built a race car instead. Now I have no end of things to do with my time and money. Plus the fun of DIY engineering, and the reward of getting to race against others.

    So why again did I want to sit in front of a TV, or watch their ridiculous crap?

    1. Re:No worries here by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least I don't spend my spare time driving around in circles!

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  66. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" is a grown-up attitude?

    You think that's my attitude? You're far from accurate.

    Since you seem to be a little dense, let me explain my position in full:

    In a market-based system, actors in the system make choices that depend on information.

    If I were to pirate an album, or a movie, the information I'm giving to the rights holder of that IP is that I want their product, but I'm not going to pay for it because I can get it for free. Their options are then to compete on price (by giving it away for free or nearly free, a losing proposition for them) or to lean on government to enforce and/or change the law re: copyright infringement.

    Pirating goods actually makes copyright law *worse*. It is the justification media companies use to get legislatures to pass laws that make punishments for copyright violation harsher. It is a justification media companies use to overprice their goods for people who purchase the goods legally. It is the justification used to lean on governments to sign ridiculous over-the-top IP treaties.

    My attitude has nothing to do with "I've got mine, screw you Jack". I honestly cannot comprehend how you would read that attitude from my post.

    I think our copyright laws are ridiculous -- not in principle, in my case, but in terms of the punishments for violating them, and in the duration of the copyrights. I would like it very much if the laws changed to make them more reasonable. But I'm convinced that piracy on my part would contribute to making things worse for me, worse for you, worse for everyone.

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" applies much more to the people who pirate goods, that justify the media companies in getting laws and treaties passed that firther restrict *my* ability to enjoy media. The selfish asses who pirate everything under the sun because it's free to them are the ones who have the selfish attitude you wrongly assign to me.

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  67. I am aware of that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And that is why it is such a problem. Given that they can show up with some pretty shoddy evidence and your only way to defend yourself is to mount a defense more expensive than paying their extortion fee, you more or less have to pay the fee even if you are innocent.

    The idea that you can be sued, successfully, for six figures for supposedly downloading a movie on very weak evidence is a problem. More or less there is no reason for them to try and make sure the suits are legit since people are forced to settle or have their lives ruined.

    If this was something like a civil traffic ticket, where you are being charged a hundred bucks and you can defend yourself without drastically increasing the amount, I'd be ok with it. You don't need a massive amount of evidence in that case. However here people are being sued for many orders of magnitude over the actual value of the product on weak evidence, and have to settle for thousands, even if they are innocent.

    You could literally shoplift the same movie, a crime which causes actual harm, and be given better representation and face far less sanctions if found guilty. A first offense shoplifting charge here for low values of merchandise will get you a fine of $250 plus the value of the merchandise and probation. That is for a crime where actual harm is caused (the store loses the value of the item you stole) not one with just theoretical harm (in a download, they theoretically lost a sale, but in many cases actually did not).

    Lower the fine to a level reasonable with the nature of the crime (victimless crimes like speeding or jaywalking) and allow people to defend themselves in a civil court like traffic court and I'm ok with it. Keep lawsuits in the 6 figure range, and I cannot support something on so flimsy an evidence.

    1. Re:I am aware of that by GreatNull · · Score: 1

      Too bad I don't have mod points, for this post deserves one. Given that defendants are certainly not well off, why don't we call "damages" economic enslavement instead?

  68. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But all in all, there is no way sure fire way to not get sued.

    Sure there is! Migrating to Latin America, which is too busy engulfed in 3rd-World poverty to even have a system where commoners know what a lawsuit means. Companies cannot suck money out of citizens, let alone random trolls worth too much time in their hands normally fostered in free 1st World environments. Things like income taxes, forced jury duty, "innocent until proven guilty," patent fights and Common Law do not exist. There are thousands of downsides and physical dangers, but you don't worry about disclaimers, EULA's or having legal copies of software.

    LatAm is like the Wild Wild land of China, which you never hear this happening to either. I find myself educating fellow immigrants. The lawsuits, lawyer fees starting at thousands of dollars, crazy payout demands dictated by judges and REAL prison get mentioned when I decline to pirate for them over my internet connection. Old and young people alike think it's a right to own other people's hard work (recent IP) and cash [as legally earned through risky gambles of stocks trade price fluctuation, lottery payouts, bank interest rates] but their own must be kept singularly hidden from the hippie sharing pool.

  69. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please cite your sources, you insensitive clod.

  70. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I am the same. I just copy movies from work colleagues.

  71. Re:LOL? Wut? by orkysoft · · Score: 1

    There is an AND at the end of clause A, so that probably means that both A AND B have to be true for this rule to be applicable. It's like Prolog, but in English. I shall call it... PROBOL.

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  72. tunnels through http proxy servers, you mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rootkit necessary.

    I would achieve this kind of rootkit how AOL has done it: build some fancy botnet software that gives optimized internet service or a pre-collection of tools that the user doesn't need to spend a thousand of hours otherwise searching and downloading. Then when that CD is inserted, it installs some passive controls that works a HTTP proxy server onto the network, collect localhost and network participant information for what region this host might be located, then wait for a discreet way to makeway to the master botnet service to await the commands. In the meantime, this intelligent passive botnet could participate in some random website viewing to give any NSA eavesropping a reliable profile for the recent behaviors of the end-user...obviously a fetish ever since something something happened...

    AOL called their botnet Free Dialup, if I remember correctly. We'll call ours Slashdot: nothing more than a mass of geek-speak encrypted spambots concealing their underly encryption.

    When the botnet receives their orders, they swarm data from The Pirate Bay, and the botnet master retrieves the completed work.

  73. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    You can get sued in Canada for pirating movies (the blank media levy only applies to audio works).

  74. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Yes, but if you have never pirated a movie, the odds of them suing you is lowered to at least 50/50.

    Now, if you were dead or were a network printer or didn't own a computer , it might be 75% but if you are alive, own a computer, and never ever download anything your odds of being sued are quite low- at least not above 50%.

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    seriously... and I've been saying this a while. It's ILLEGAL and you can get sued. Do it because you think it's moral but never forget it is illegal or you'll be that stupid dude calling the cops because someone vandalized his pot farm.

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  75. Re:LOL? Wut? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    yes, what it means is that the people would have to be jointly liable such as a case where a subcontractor negligently left a work area unprotected and someone got hurt, the general contractor and the property owner are responsible for that as well so they can be sued together, you cannot sue 2000 people and join them just because you are suing them for the same thing

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  76. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by masmullin · · Score: 1

    Their options are then to compete on price (by giving it away for free or nearly free, a losing proposition for them) or to lean on government to enforce and/or change the law re: copyright infringement.

    This is not true. There are multiple vectors that the companies can take. You have taken two of the vectors and have claimed that these are the only vectors possible. Examples of other vectors include

    - Selling higher quality products with more features. Example: Blu-Ray. The digital version of a blu-ray disc is so incredibly large that most people will not download it (8GB, fuck that!)... some people truly appreciate the higher 1080p quality of blu-ray, esp. for sci-fi movies (I just bought myself the Matrix collection last week... fucking awesome in blu-ray)!

    - Sell Collections of products that would be difficult to download. Example: TV shows. Sell the entire collection of Lost/House/etc in one boxed set. Make it easy for people to get and easy to store.

    - Sell Physical items along with the digital content. Example: Video Games Maps & Game guides. Rather than selling those game guys separately, sell the game guides along with the game. Example 2: Music - Sell the tab to the guitar, or sell the music on vinyl. include a rare book etc (see of NIN sold their last couple of albums).

    There are lots of different ways the music/movie/book industry can combat piracy w/o having to sue their customers.

  77. and hell just froze over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "EFF, Public Citizen, and the Washington chapter of the American Civil Liberties union is intended to support Time Warner in the case."

    There's a list of people I never expected to see on the same side of a court case...

  78. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The issue here is not about whether downloading movies should is illegal. The issue is that the plaintiffs cannot provide any tangible evidence that a movie was actually downloaded by the person they are accusing, because they have no control nor dominion over any of the computers and networks involved in the transaction.

    They get logs from an ISP which they do not own nor manage, produced by software written by a third party, yielding IP addresses allegedly caught transmitting "illegal bits".

    The whole enchilada is circumstantial evidence to the Nth degree because every step of the evidence collection is flagged with a "maybe". Maybe the ISP's logs were tampered (or redacted), maybe the software throws false positives (hint: it does), maybe you can't track an IP address to a specific person, maybe 20% of all computers are infected with malware that proxies these illegal bits via unsuspecting users, maybe those zeroes and ones actually make up a picture of my scrotum that just happens to look like Alone In The Dark 1 and 2.

    There is a very plain reason why the film companies settle with the defendants: they know full well that their court game is weak, and the threat of financial intimidation is far more chilling than a fair fight in front of a jury of "small people" who just might sympathize with the defendant. The MPAA knows this far too well, and are careful to steer clear of such risky assaults. After all, if they could prove your guilt without question, they wouldn't need a trial.

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  79. Re:LOL? Wut? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    They get B, but totally fail on A.

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  80. All in court at once? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does this mean that:

    1) All defendants need to be in court at once?

    and

    2) All of the defendants can pool their money for one lawyer?

    (this should.. even the odds?)

  81. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

    The only DMCA notices I've gotten were for things I never downloaded or uploaded.

    For example, a Prince of Persia widescreen crack. After examining the files the torrent listed, I deleted it and played it on my older PC with its 4:3 monitor.

    Sure enough, a month later, I got one of those notices. Game piracy... haha!

    It's especially funny, because I bought two retail copies, because I thought so much of the game. This whole industry is clueless.

  82. Re:Mafia-like? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    It's extortion, that's what is mafia-like.

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  83. Re:Mafia-like? by Andorin · · Score: 1

    I think the comparison to the mafia would only work if they went around suing random people. Instead, they're suing people who broke the law. Does the mafia only go after people who break the law?

    They're suing people who they claim broke the law. I am mystified by the number of people who just automatically assume that accused = guilty, without applying even a smidgen of critical thought to the matter.

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    That Anonymous Coward guy is pretty annoying. Can we have the government censor him or something?
  84. Re:Mafia-like? by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Instead, they're suing people who broke the law.

    You have proof of this, in order to even accuse someone of breaking a law you need hard evidence beyond reasonable doubt. Also they need to break an actual law, the Mafia-like organisation is not suing for punishment, they are suing for compensation.

    I think the comparison to the mafia would only work if they went around suing random people.

    Which is pretty much what they are doing, pay us or we'll sue you into oblivion (CLUE, this is the dictionary definition of extortion). Also they are abusing the US court systems by lumping thousands of individuals into a single case in order to lower their costs but demanding individual compensation from the defendants. Hopefully a US judge with a clue will smack this down.

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  85. Porn Musicals by linzeal · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Porn Musicals by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      My wife and I enjoyed that one. It worked on several levels. Even the acting was decent! Bless the Grand Illusion Theater for digging it up!

    2. Re:Porn Musicals by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Ack, forgot to close tags. I feel like a freshman.

  86. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear far too many cries and justifications for consuming without paying.

    I, on the other hand, hear far too many cries and justifications (from copyright holders) for being paid without repeatedly producing.

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    That Anonymous Coward guy is pretty annoying. Can we have the government censor him or something?
  87. Rampage definitely worth your attention by UBfusion · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not embarrassed at all regarding Rampage. I was pleasantly surprised and I sincerely think that anybody interested in a study of the origins of violence should give it a try.

    Any citizen who has experienced violence first hand (and not just through the media) will find the scenario quite realistic and an objective profile of a non-ideology, non-politics driven unstable zero-the-hero who flips out and becomes obsessed with cleaning up the mess.

    The main character is played by an inexplicably good actor. Maybe he draws his performance by externalising the little Zorro or Superman hiding inside all of us. His parents are the real horror. If we were also offered a peek at his school life, the portrayal would have been complete.

    Finally, the cinematography is not that bad. I've seen much worse van Damme and Seagull films.

    1. Re:Rampage definitely worth your attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am not embarrassed at all regarding Rampage. I was pleasantly surprised and I sincerely think that anybody interested in a study of the origins of violence should give it a try.

      I'm downloading it as I type this

  88. Valid point by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I think the Mafia should be offended at the comparison, and give the *AA, Boll, et. al. a good bitch-slapping. :)

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  89. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Macrat · · Score: 1

    I disagree. I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign.

    Sure you have. You know him under the more commonly used phrase: "That crap on the SyFy channel."

  90. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright.

    Maybe you don't. A lot of people unkowingly violate copyright though. It all depends on what country you live in ofcourse.
    For example; only a few websites actually tells you what license their content is under. When visiting a website, how do you know that you haven't violated any copyright law?

  91. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by laughingcoyote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think our copyright laws are ridiculous -- not in principle, in my case, but in terms of the punishments for violating them, and in the duration of the copyrights. I would like it very much if the laws changed to make them more reasonable. But I'm convinced that piracy on my part would contribute to making things worse for me, worse for you, worse for everyone.

    In a lot of cases, the only real way to get a law changed is to ignore it on a very wide scale. Even then it takes a lot of time, but it does work-right now, the marijuana laws are being changed, not on the principle that it's more against the public interest to outlaw marijuana than to legalize and regulate it (though a strong case may be made that this is true), but because it's impossible to realistically do so.

    I think the same may be true for copyright. Only the "industries" who produce imaginary property (commonly known as IP) can buy Congresspeople to pretend that shit they make up is not only real but is "property" of some kind. Copyright etc. was never intended as a property right, at least not in the US-the Constitution states not only that it may be taken away after a specified time period, but that it must be. Contrast that with its treatment of real property, where it may never be taken away without just compensation. Its purpose was also clearly specified-"To promote the progress of Science and the Useful Arts." Not to pay anyone, not to protect or establish a property right, not to advance anyone's private interest. Only to advance a public interest-promotion of science and art. If science and art would be best served with no copyright or patent law, this clause would not only allow but mandate that these laws be repealed at once.

    I'm not sure that's true. I'd support a genuinely limited time (no longer than 10 years), commercial-use-only copyright, in the interest of said promotion of science and art. On the other hand, suing people for making a remix of a song or movie scene does not advance science or art, it diminishes it. Copyright terms so long that they exceed a normal lifespan do not promote science and art, but diminish it. Ridiculous scope of patentability, from software to genes, does not advance science and art, it diminishes it.

    And at this point, no one's around to throw as many bribes, erm, excuse me, "free speech contributions" at reducing the excesses of these laws as at making them worse. The only real chance at reform is to make them untenable and unenforceable, and the only way I can see to do that is to ignore them. By all means, be smart about it-use a VPN, use encryption, use smaller trackers. But the only way I'll voluntarily comply with copyright law is when it comes within reason. I already do that where individuals choose to exercise reasonable terms-I'm happy to pay for music at Magnatune or donate to open source projects. For anything else, you betcha I'll download it, and not feel a single twinge of guilt. If you're going to attempt ridiculous terms and artificial scarcity, I don't feel in the slightest bad about subverting you. Quite, in fact, the opposite.

    And to answer an argument so common it's nearly inevitable anymore, such a universe may mean that some business models go obsolete. But if that's the case, they already are obsolete, and we're just propping them up with laws pretending they're not. C'est la vie, so to speak-business models go obsolete all the time. We shouldn't force everyone to pretend the world works in a way it no longer does to prop up an outdated model, we should find new ones that work with the new technology and reality. If that means the end of certain video games, or Hollywood movies, or what have you, well, somehow, the human race survived without those for some time. And it's not like our desire for such things will go away-someone will find a workable way to do them, whether that's raising funds in advance, doing them collaboratively, or what have you, and those who are aficionados will likely pay or participate. If not, they die out, and so their time came like so many things before them.

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  92. The real news in TFA by mcvos · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real news (and injustice) in TFA is this:

    His production company, Boll KG, exploits a German tax loophole, so even when he films an English-language movie in Canada ... his financiers get a fat write-off from the German government.

    So German taxpayers are funding Uwe Boll's movies? Shouldn't we petition Germany to stop that crime against humanity?

    1. Re:The real news in TFA by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I've never understood the whole thing about tax write offs.

      If I'm rich and I invest a million pounds cash in a film that makes no profit, I've lost a million pounds in cash. Even if my tax rate was 100%, I've still just paid one million pounds to save one million pounds in tax; and if it was 50% I've paid one million pounds to save half a million pounds tax...

      I'm sure I'm being thick.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    2. Re:The real news in TFA by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      It's basically a real life version of "The Producers" - by making zero box office profits on a failure and using tax deductions, he's still turning a personal profit.

    3. Re:The real news in TFA by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the whole thing about tax write offs.

      If I'm rich and I invest a million pounds cash in a film that makes no profit, I've lost a million pounds in cash.

      If you own a business and buy a car personally, you can write off a percentage of the costs, or you can write off mileage.

      If you own a business and lease or buy the car through the business, it's 100% a business expense and a writeoff. Sure, you needed to buy the car anyhow, but now you can deduct it.

      (for me writing off mileage is actually more advantageous due to the miles I drive)

      If you own a film production company and invest a million dollars in the film, and you work for your company and contractually oblige the company to pay you one million in salary plus points on the gross (with a minimum guaranteed), you just created a loss (at least on paper), got your million back and can write off the million as an expense (and will have to pay income tax on that one million you paid yourself but it will be less than if you had not invested it) and the "loss" of the contractual liability the company now has.

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      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    4. Re:The real news in TFA by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don’t worry. There is a reason Boll stopped making “movies”: They finally closed the loophole.

      He’s basically done now. Perhaps that’s why he’s now trying it this way.

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  93. Re:Take that pirates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This bullshit argument that copyright infringement isn't theft is just a matter of semantics and you know it. Now I hope that they prove it to you in a very real way with fines that will put a real boot to your ass. I'm sick of you little illogical bitches trying to use this unrealistic argument as a way to cover yourself for being little thieves.

    I'll explain it to you using small words so you can understand.

    If I come over to your house and take a picture of a book you wrote, that is called "copyright infringement".
    If I come over to your house, and take the actual book, that is called "theft".

    In one situation I made a copy I shouldn't have made, and you still have your original. In the other, I just took the original, leaving you with nothing.

    And just for the record, I don't download music, movies, or games, whether I have a legitimate right to do so or not. Just not my thing.

  94. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was on Ars some two to three weeks ago.

  95. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by VShael · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the people who were sued when they didn't even OWN a computer.

  96. If they want to play mob... by JockTroll · · Score: 0

    ... It can be a multiplayer game.

    Send them pics of their kids playing, it will get the message across.

    If it's not enough, ambush them on the way home and have a friendly chat. Bring a dozen pals. It's so easy for them to threaten people by mail, but being on the wrong side of a dozen mean guys willing and able to tear them apart is another thing entirely. If they persist, a good beating will set things straight. Break a bone or two, so they will know what the price of playing rough with the wrong crowd is.

    And in the end, there's the old-fashioned practice of setting their offices on fire. If someone's inside, too bad for them.

    You want to play Padrino, you've got to know there's more than one famiglia in town. Capisce?

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    Geeks are so full of shit that "beating the crap out of them" takes a whole new meaning.
    1. Re:If they want to play mob... by VillageDolt · · Score: 1

      I definitely want you on MY legal team, buddy.

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  97. If I did the copying, I created the data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I did the copying, I created the data. So why should I pay someone else for my work?

    1. Re:If I did the copying, I created the data by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      no, you copied the data. That does not make you the creator of that data any more than picking up a pen and copying word-for-word the contents of Shakespeare's data makes you the "creator" of Hamlet.

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      Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
  98. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're missing the point: Not knowingly violating copyright does not protect you from getting sued. The types of evidence used in these trials does not protect you from losing the case.

    DHCP log files are not controlled documents. They can be altered without any way to trace this alteration. But it will be presented as evidence. And you can't request an audit of the file to ensure it is as accurate now as it was at the time of recording.

  99. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

    A lot of it has to do with how good the lawyers are for both sides. If there is a jury involved, it's all showmanship. Whoever puts on the best show wins.

    There is modern belief that a jury is easier to trick with showmanship or be bribed than a judge is to demonstrate prejudice or be bribed. But it's a lot easier to bribe a single well-known person than 12 unrelated people, and it's a lot more likely that a judge will have particular character traits which every member of a jury will not. This is why we have juries.

    IOW, the jury is a slice of society; the judge is an element of one part of society. I understand that the US corrupts jury randomness by allowing lawyers way too much input into jury selection but this isn't an inherent problem with the jury system. The jurors I sat with when I was on a jury were far from stupid - indeed, part of our discussion was on the relative showmanship of the two lawyers and identifying where there were attempts to appeal to prejudice.

    It is said that a jury comprises 12 men too stupid to get out of jury duty. And the world comprises 6 billion schmucks too stupid to jump off a cliff, right?

  100. Re:How hard is it to plant evidence against someon by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you just get a printed copy oft the ISP's log and tippex over the IP address at the relevant entry, then write in your victim's. Simples.

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  101. That's logical by Snaller · · Score: 1

    A 14 year old with a paper round probably makes more money than Uwe Bolls movies. He'll want some of that action! *g*

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  102. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by GreatNull · · Score: 1

    Sadly, that state of affairs won't probably last long. French HADOPI is a sign of things to come.

  103. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

    I don't download pirated films either. But consider, under current US copyright law if you make a mixed CD of songs for a friend it's illegal. If you play them a 2 minute clip from the latest NFL game it's illegal. If you rip a DVD to your hard drive so you can watch different sections without navigating through the previews and disclaimers first, it's illegal. (I don't pirate movies. I do rip my kids' DVDs to my hard drive and then re-burn them to another DVD so I don't have to click through 15 minutes of junk just to show them Over the Hedge. I can just put the DVD into the player and it starts playing immediately.)

    And in this particular case, for downloading one film each defendant is expected to pay a settlement fee of $1500. That's not just punishment, that's not fair compensation for damages. That's a movie studio exploiting unfair laws to make a profit. When you can pay a $4000 speeding ticket and get two weeks in prison for shoplifting a pack of gum, I'll consider a $1500 penalty for pirating one film a fair price. Until then, this is a corruption of the legal system.

  104. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    Um, what well-known cases?

    This isn't the RIAA - this is a different group. They have no track record yet - we don't actually know if they accidentally fingered a bunch of innocent people, or if they were properly diligent and only sued people who were actually pirating the movies.

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    Author, Demonsbane in Diablo Archive
  105. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    But how do we know that this is an abuse of copyright and the court system?

    This is one of the problems - there's a knee-jerk reaction on Slashdot (in part because there are a lot of pirates here who don't like anything getting in the way of their free swag, and in part because the RIAA spent years abusing the letter and spirit of copyright law) anytime somebody mentions a copyright lawsuit of this nature. But, this is a new organization, and these are brand-new lawsuits. We honestly don't know who has been sued yet, what the level of diligence was on IDing them, how many are false positives, and how those false positives will be treated.

    Until we have that information - and it will be some time before we have it - we have no way of knowing if this is just honest and warranted protection of IP rights, or an RIAA-style extortion campaign.

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    Robert B. Marks
    Author, Demonsbane in Diablo Archive
  106. Uwe Boll in the ring double or nothing! by jzarling · · Score: 1

    Mr. Boll, how about offering each alleged pirate the option of meeting you in the ring, if they win they pay nothing, and are cleared of pirating your movie. If they lose they pay double.

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    It is better to be the hammer than the anvil.
  107. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Sure fire 100% guaranteed way ...to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Tell that to people the RIAA sued but yet had never heard of Napster, Limewire, Kazaa, etc.

    Blame it on dynamic IPs, unsecured wifi, or even malfeasance on part of the RIAA and MPAA but not downloading does not protect you from being sued. Heck, even running tor might possibly be a liability, because you then become part of the distribution network.

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  108. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by McDozer · · Score: 1

    I'm with you guys...and won't be posting this as an AC. But then again I've been flamed before for pointing out how Slashdotters seem to have an uncanny ability to justify pirating media ( which I equate with theft...although the folks around here have somehow come up with some weird pseudo-philosophical argument about how it is not theft ).

  109. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Selling higher quality products with more features. Example: Blu-Ray. The digital version of a blu-ray disc is so incredibly large that most people will not download it (8GB, fuck that!)... some people truly appreciate the higher 1080p quality of blu-ray, esp. for sci-fi movies (I just bought myself the Matrix collection last week... fucking awesome in blu-ray)!

    Those products have a limited market.

    - Sell Collections of products that would be difficult to download. Example: TV shows. Sell the entire collection of Lost/House/etc in one boxed set. Make it easy for people to get and easy to store.

    Just as easy to pirate

    - Sell Physical items along with the digital content. Example: Video Games Maps & Game guides. Rather than selling those game guys separately, sell the game guides along with the game. Example 2: Music - Sell the tab to the guitar, or sell the music on vinyl. include a rare book etc (see of NIN sold their last couple of albums).

    Just as easy to pirate. Game guides or tabulatures can be scanned.

    Here's the thing about media products: no matter what, it's cheaper to buy pirated goods. When you start talking about niche-market products, then we're talking about products that make little difference to the bottom line for the megacorps which source most of our media.

    I understand that content sellers can try to differentiate their product from that offered by pirates. But I fail to see how the things they use to differentiate their product won't eventually be pirated just as easily. Sure, Blu-Ray (at 8 GB) seems like too big a file to pirate... but in ten years will we feel the same way? What about people who use sneakernet for piracy (like on college campuses)? 8 GB is a small fraction of a sub-$100 USB drive. Sure, sneakernet can't be captured by data aggregating totals from torrent trackers... but you can bet that the media industries include some kind of estimation in their rationale.

    Media is going full-digital. Media sellers are shifting (dragged kicking and screaming, really) to digital distribution. With digital distribution, how exactly can they differentiate their product from that offered by piracy?

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    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  110. correlation? by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

    My guess is there's actually a positive correlation between pirate activity and a movie's gross revenues. These guys are trying to suggest the opposite.

    Think about it. What are you more likely to find on a torrent site? Avatar or BloodRayne? Titanic or some indie art-house film?

  111. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        I've been through a few jury selections. A long time ago, for a short while, I was trained in law enforcement. During jury selection, it ends up coming up. The question I'm usually asked after I say "yes" to the LEO question was "do you think you know the law better than anyone else because you were involved in law enforcement"? I always answer "no". Every time, the defense has decided against keeping me on the jury because I may be more aware of some of the laws, and I may pay more attention to relevant details. Unfortunately, I can't say that I've never been on a jury to make a decision.

        It's unfortunate, I would like to be one who helped make sure the laws were enforced properly, protecting the innocent, and ensuring the guilty are convicted appropriately. That's why I got into law enforcement. Unfortunately, I learned quickly that it wasn't what the job was all about, so I didn't pursue it. Protecting people doesn't equal being an agent of the government to make more money for them (i.e., writing BS traffic tickets).

        I've done IT work for over a decade. The truth is in the logs, and people rarely try to shoot at me. :)

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  112. time for us to sue boll for bad movies by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Seriously, lets get a class action lawsuit against uwe boll for making such crappy movies. his punishment should be, at the very least, never allowed to make movies/tv/internet shows again. I'm sure we can think of some other fitting punishments.

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  113. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 1

    Piracy is to theft as copyrighted works are to property.

    In order for one to be true, the other must be true.

    If copyrighted works and physical objects are the same, either:
    a) Copyright must be perpetual and last forever
    b) Your house must eventually become the property of the public (thanks to whichever Slashdotter has this in his sig).

    Which do you prefer? Of course, option c is to retract the assertion that piracy is theft.

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  114. uwe boll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Uwe Boll for what he did with Postal. That could have been the best movie ever made.

  115. Really? by swilkers808 · · Score: 1

    I think that after watching Uwe's movies, people deserve their money back. Way to go Uwe! Way to push away what (little) amount of fans you had.